COTTAGE BOWL PACKET 14 Written by Duncan Chalmers, Elizabeth Robson Gordon, Izzy Izumi, Max Johnstone, Stuart Macdonald, Nick Penner, Connor Pierotti, Shelby Robert, Olivia Seto, Joe Su, Gennesse Walker-Scace. Edited by Nick Penner, Joe Su, et al. 1. On one episode of this TV show, Lucy and Mitch get married at Southfork. In another episode, Cliff is accused of murdering Kristin in a pool at the central ranch. In this drama’s finale, a character played by Larry Hagman is taken on an It’s A Wonderful Life-esque journey to answer what would happen if his family didn’t exist. This show’s ninth season was later revealed to have been the dream of Pamela Ewing. Focused on a Texas family in the oil business, for 10 points name this show that asked the question “Who shot J.R.?” ANSWER: Dallas 2. Wade Boggs superstitiously ate this before every game. In the movie The Freshman, Marlon Brandon’s character claims to feed guests Komodo Dragon, but actually feeds them this. In Animorphs, Jake says that T-Rex meat tastes more like swordfish than this substance. In the Leeroy Jenkins meme, Leeroy’s comfort after a failed raid is that he has this food. On the TV show Angel, Angel once stated that his parents tasted like this meat. For 10 points what is this food, which comes from domesticated fowl? ANSWER: Chicken 3. In 2010 this team suffered its worst ever home loss, defeated 128-78 by the Mavericks. This NBA team is one of 2 original teams from 1946 that are in still in their original city; however this team has only won two NBA championships. Both of those championship teams featured Phil Jackson as a Forward/Centre. Jackson recently returned to this team as their President. For 10 points name this NBA team currently coached by Derek Fisher that has featured such stars as Patrick Ewing, Walt Frazier, and Carmelo Anthony. ANSWER: New York Knicks (accept either underlined part) 4. As a child, this character went on safari in British East Africa with Teddy Roosevelt, and during World War I this man enlisted in the Belgian Army under the nom de guerre Henri Defense. This character has a notably low tolerance for alcohol. This man’s love interests include Wilhelmina Scott, while his enemies include Soviet agent Irina Spalko. This character has a fear of snakes, and his weapon of choice is his bullwhip. For 10 points name this professor and explorer, who found the Ark of the Covenant in his Raiders of the Lost Ark. ANSWER: Dr. Henry Walton “Indiana” Jones, Jr. (accept Indy) 5. This show is set in the same universe as the show Marry Me. One character on this show owns the food truck “Steak Me Home Tonight”; that character is played by Zachary Knighton. On this show Max is obsessed with losing weight, once eating six egg white frittatas in one sitting. Other characters on this show include Jane, played by Eliza Coupe, and Penny Hartz, played by Casey Wilson. The events of this show are set in motion after Dave is left at the altar by Alex, played by Elisha Cuthbert. For 10 points name this ABC comedy. ANSWER: Happy Endings 6. Designed by Italian Salvatore Ferragamo in the 1930s, this type of shoe grew in popularity during World War II because of the lack of leather and rubber available in the United States. One design for a show of this type allowed for a goldfish to live in the heel. The height of the shoe ranges from a slight raise in the heel to several inches. Rather than having a separate heel like other high-heeled shoes, the heel is part of one piece with the sole. For ten points, name this type of shoe that usually has a sole made of cork. ANSWER: Wedge 7. This man’s first professional win came at the Buick Invitational in 1993, and this man won the HSBC Championship in 2007. He’s not Tiger Woods, but this golfer beat Justin Leonard in a playoff to win the 1996 Phoenix Open. Sponsored by Callaway Golf, this man was second to Bubba Watson at the 2014 PGA Championship. A U.S. Open short of a career slam, this man’s first Major championship was at the 2004 Masters and he won the 2013 Open Championship. For 10 points name this golfer, nicknamed “Lefty”. ANSWER: Phil Mickelson 8. This song was written after the band’s leader, Ivan Doroschuk, was kicked out of a nightclub. Appearing on the album Rhythm of Youth, this song has often been interpreted as having anti-nuclear undertones. This song states that “You can act real rude and totally removed/And I can act like an imbecile”. Earlier, the song declares “We can leave your friends behind” an adds “We can go where we want to/A place where they will never find”. For 10 points name this song by Men Without Hats ANSWER: “The Safety Dance” 9. A group of children live within a crashed plane in this movie, and those children deem the protagonist to be “Captain Walker”. One character in this film departs by saying “Well, ain’t we a pair, raggedy man.” In this movie, a struggle between Aunty and Master forces the protagonist to fight the mentally handicapped Blaster. In its most memorable scene, this movie depicts an arena where the rules are “Two men enter, one man leaves!” For 10 points name this 1985 post-apocalyptic film starring Mel Gibson. ANSWER: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (accept Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome) 10. In the episode “Read It and Weep”, this character admits to being an egghead who loves reading. In one appearance, this character astounds her friends when she rejects a falcon in favour of a tortoise named Tank. In another appearance, this character insisted that a dress be about 20% cooler. Crusader Scootaloo idolises this character and tells her about how she performed her move, the Sonic Rainboom, at summer flight camp. For 10 points, name this pegasus from My Little Pony named for her colourfulness and speed. ANSWER: Rainbow Dash 11. Jamar Chaney had 12 tackles in this game, while Mario Manningham caught two touchdowns. In this game Michael Vick threw for 242 yards, 3 passing touchdowns, and ran for another one. David Akers scored the winning team’s first points, and that same team was down 31-10 with 8:17 left in the game. In the final play of this game, DeSean Jackson returned a punt for the game winning touchdown as time expired. For 10 points name this 2010 game, in which the visiting Eagles came back to upset the Giants at their current stadium. ANSWER: New Miracle at the New Meadowlands (accept Miracle at the Meadowlands II) 12. This song’s music video shows its singer partying in the backseat of a taxi, and this song states “I ain’t anywhere close to tired/Your kiss has got me wired”. The first single from the album Montevallo, this song states that “They say nothin’ good happens here/When midnight rolls around”. Later, this song states “Now all the stars are turnin’ blue/Just kissed the clock 2:22”. In this song’s chorus, it states “I bet you we’re catchin’ our second wind/We don’t have to go home”. For 10 points name this 2014 country song by Sam Hunt. ANSWER: “Leave The Night On” 13. In this movie, an abandoned baby is initially raised by Queenie and Mr. Tizzy. The main character works on a tugboat owned by Mike Clark, who is later killed in World War II. Directed by David Fincher, this film’s female lead opens a ballet studio and gives birth to the protagonist’s daughter, Caroline. At the end of this movie, the title character dies as a baby while Daisy dies with Hurricane Katrina approaching. For 10 points name this 2008 movie about a man who ages in reverse. ANSWER: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 14. This location houses a broken clock tower and a bowling alley with a gigantic bowling pin outside. Miguel’s guide plane can lead you around this place. One can stay at the Cocoba Hotel or go on The Queen Peach in this location. This location has an iconic red iron bridge that resembles the Golden Gate Bridge. One falls from an elevated platform into the water after losing a swordplay duel in this location, This is the location of the distance running activities in Wii Fit. For 10 points, give this island in Wii Sports Resort. ANSWER: Wuhu Island 15. One song by this woman states “So don’t break me tonight/this crazy love”. Another song states “I don’t know how we’re going to build a castle now”. In addition to “Curiosity” and “Bucket”, the title track of this singer’s first album asks “Don’t go out with the boys tonight/I will turn to drink”; that song is “Tug of War”. This woman collaborated with Owl City on “Good Time”. This singer’s bestselling song states “Hey I just met you/and this is crazy”. For 10 points name this singer, the pop star behind “Call Me Maybe”. ANSWER: Carly Rae Jepsen (accept either underlined part) 16. In the second season of this show, dockworkers led by Frank Sobotka smuggle illegal goods and prostitutes. At the end of the series Slim Charles takes over the drug running operations in the city from Proposition Joe and Marlo Stanfield. Dominic West plays Jimmy McNulty, an alcoholic, absent father, who is also a talented detective .For 10 points, name this HBO show that about the police, criminals, politicians, lawyers, and everyday citizens on the streets of Baltimore. ANSWER: The Wire 17. One event of this type was a 7-3 Rangers win, and the first home team to win one of these games was the Boston Bruins. Sidney Crosby scored a shootout winning goal in one of these events, and a preseason one of these was plagued by grasshoppers. The first regular season one of these was played between the Canadiens and Oilers at Commonwealth Stadium. Editions of these games include the Heritage Classic, Stadium Series, and the Winter Classic. For 10 points name these NHL games, which are affected by snow and other weather. ANSWER: Outdoor hockey games (accept equivalents. Accept Stadium Series before the word Boston. Antiprompt on Winter Classic or Heritage Classic before mentioned) 18. A mod for Dark Souls invites the player to perform this action every time they die. After he was released in a prisoner exchange, Bowe Bergdahl did this action. A Cyanide and Happiness strip shows a performer of this action specifying "That wasn't sarcastic" to which the recipient replied "I can never tell". Netanyahu did this action after Osama bin Laden’s death. A popular response to daily inconveniences, for 10 points name this action of expressing genuine or insincere gratitude towards the 44th President of the United States. ANSWER: Thanking Obama (accept word forms) 19. Songs written in this language won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1966 and 1982. One popular song in this language describes a young girl burning down her family’s home, that song is by Oomph! The Beatles recorded two songs in this non-English language, and Phil Collins re-recorded the entire Tarzan soundtrack in this language. This language is used in the music of Die Toten Hosen, Tokio Hotel, and Rammstein. For 10 points name this language, the original language of Nena’s “99 Red Balloons”. ANSWER: German 20. The first film in this series was nominated for Best Family Film by the Phoenix Film Critics Society. The second film in this series featured Cheech Marin as Felix Gumm while the fourth was presented in “aroma-scope”. Danny Trejo’s “Machete” character debuted in this film franchise. Most recently played by Mason Cook and Rowan Blanchard, this series’ title characters were originated by Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega. For 10 points name this film series about the exploits of prepubescent secret agents like Carmen and Juni Cortez. ANSWER: Spy Kids TB. This movie was nominated for nine Oscars, but only won three in more minor categories. In this film, the RDA is looking for ways to main more unobtanium. Dileep Rao plays Dr. Max Patel in this film, while Stephen Lang plays Colonel Miles Quaritch. Notable landmarks in the film include the “Hallelujah Mountains” and a giant “Hometree”. Sam Worthing stars as Jake Scully, “of the jarhead clan”. For 10 points name this 2009 movie, the highest-grossing film of all time. ANSWER: Avatar COTTAGE BOWL BONUS 14 1. Name some things about March Madness 2013, for 10 points each. [10] This school became the first #15 seed to reach the Sweet Sixteen. Nicknamed “Dunk City”, this team was eliminated by in-state rival Florida but still won the ESPY for “Best Upset”. ANSWER: Florida Gulf Coast University Eagles [10] This guard suffered a devastating leg injury trying to block a shot against Duke. Later transferring to Georgia State, his cries of “Just win the game!” as he was being carried off the court were a rallying cry for Louisville. ANSWER: Kevin Ware [10] This player was named the MOP of the tournament. The first reserve player to earn the honour, he went fivefor-five in three point shooting during the championship game. ANSWER: Luke Hancock 2. This TV show’s theme song was inspired by “Mars” from Holst’s The Planets. For 10 points each: [10] Name this TV game show, with lifelines like 50/50, Phone-A-Friend, and Ask The Audience. Winning the titular sum of money requires answering 15 questions correctly, specifying “Final Answer” each time. ANSWER: Who Want to Be a Millionaire? [10] This man served as inaugural host of Millionaire? Also a previous host of Million Dollar Password and America’s Got Talent, this man formerly hosted a daytime talk show with Kelly Ripa. ANSWER: Regis Philbin (accept either underlined part) [10] This man was the first contestant to win Millionaire? An IRS employee, this man used his Phone-A-Friend lifeline to inform his father he was going to win while correctly answering that Nixon had appeared on Laugh In. ANSWER: John Carpenter 3. Name some Starbucks seasonal beverages, for 10 points each. [10] Starbucks introduced this autumn beverage in fall 2003. Containing a mixture of flavours like cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, it is designed to emulate a certain type of pie. ANSWER: Pumpkin Spice Latte (prompt on just Pumpkin) [10] Prior to the introduction of PSL, this winter Latte variety was Starbucks best-selling seasonal drink. This beverage, briefly discontinued in 2014, contains some of its titular Christmas beverage. ANSWER: Eggnog Latte [10] Starbucks introduced this new summer drink in 2014. More heavily caffeinated than previous Frappucinos, this beverage is markedly less sweet than other Frappucinos and features its own flavoured whipped cream. ANSWER: Caffe Espresso Frappucino 4. This movie series’ protagonist is an assassin with memory loss trying to discover who he is. For 10 points each: [10] Name this movie franchise starring Matt Damon as the title character. This series’ most recent installment, this series’ Legacy, did not feature Damon and was released in 2012. ANSWER: Bourne [10] This man directed the second and third Bourne movies. This man’s other directorial work includes Green Zone and Captain Phillips. ANSWER: Paul Greengrass [10] Greengrass won a BAFTA Award for Best Director for this 2006 movie. This drama chronicles the events aboard a hijacked plane on September 11, 2001, that ultimately crashed in a field in Pennsylvania. ANSWER: United 93 5. This song laments that the title individual is “loving him with that body, I just know it” For 10 points each: [10] Name this song about the titular individual’s romantic partner. The singer laments “You know I wish that I had” this person, asking “Where can I find her, a woman like that?” ANSWER: “Jessie’s Girl” [10] This musician wrote and performed “Jessie’s Girl”. Sometimes incorrectly considered to be a one hit wonder, he also had Top 10 songs such as “I’ve Done Everything for You” and “Affair of the Heart”. ANSWER: Rick Springfield [10] “Jessie’s Girl” appeared on this album, Springfield’s fifth. Other songs on the album include “I’ve Done Everything for You”, while its cover depicts a Bull Terrier/Great Dane mix in a shirt and tie. ANSWER: Working Class Dog 6. “Ahh! After 10,000 years I’m free! Time to conquer Earth!” For 10 points each: [10] Name this TV villain. An evil witch from outer space briefly imprisoned on the moon, this character is known for catchphrases like “I’ve got such a headache” whenever she is defeated. ANSWER: Rita Repulsa (accept either underlined part) [10] Rita Repulsa is an early villain from this live action children’s television series. The original heroes of this series had Red, Yellow, Black, Pink, and Blue outfits, and fought villains like Lord Zedd and Goldar. ANSWER: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers [10] This woman played the original Pink Ranger. This woman’s other roles include Jules Callaghan on Flashpoint, Haley Price on Covert Affairs, and Tina Sharp on Wildfire. ANSWER: Amy Jo Johnson 7. For 10 points each, name some games from the Nintendo 3DS: [10] This game from the Animal Crossing series was released in North America in 2013. The game’s plot involves the player being mistaken for the mayor, and QR codes allow players to share outfits online. ANSWER: Animal Crossing: New Leaf [10] This developer has released a number of games for the 3DS, including Bravery Default, Heroes of Ruin, and Bust-a-Move Universe. Their non-3DS series include Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior. ANSWER: Square Enix [10] It’s not Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire, but this Pokémon game was released for the 3DS in 2014. An instructional game, it allows players to draw a variety of Pokémon and then attach their drawings to mock cards. ANSWER: Pokémon: Art Academy 8. For 10 points each, name some things about last year’s Super Bowl, Super Bowl XLVIII (48): [10] This team won the game. The NFC Champions, they were led by strong performances from Russell Wilson and Doug Baldwin. ANSWER: Seattle Seahawks (accept either underlined part) [10] This Seahawks linebacker was named the game’s MVP. A graduate of USC and a 2011 7th round pick by Seattle, he had a Pick Six and a fumble recovery in the game. ANSWER: Malcom Smith [10] This controversial referee officiated the game. Known for the “bottlegate” fiasco, this man had previously overseen Super Bowls XXXIX (39) and XLIII (43). ANSWER: Terry McAulay 9. This magazine was founded by Harvey Kurtzman and William Gaines in 1952. For 10 points each: [10] Name this bimonthly humour magazine. Known for its satire, TV and Movie Parodies, and political jabs, recurring segments in this magazine include “Spy vs. Spy” and “The Lighter Side of…” ANSWER: MAD Magazine [10] This character is the fictitious mascot and frequent cover boy for MAD. With a missing front tooth, buck ears, and misaligned eyes, this character is associated with the slogan “What, me worry?” ANSWER: Alfred E. Neuman (accept either underlined part) [10] This man is the current editor-in-chief of MAD. He has held the position since 1984, sharing the role with Nick Meglin until 2004. ANSWER: John Ficarra 10. This event is held annually at Churchill Downs. For 10 points each: [10] Name this horse race, held the first Saturday in May. The first race in the Triple Crown, it is often called “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports”. ANSWER: Kentucky Derby [10] This horse won the 2014 Kentucky Derby. The first horse from its namesake state to win since 1955, this horse later won the Preakness but finished 4th in the Belmont Stakes. ANSWER: California Chrome [10] This horse set the Kentucky Derby race record in 1973. That same year, this horse set records in the Preakness and Belmont Stakes, on the way to becoming the first Triple Crown winner in 25 years. ANSWER: Secretariat 11. This actor may be best remembered today for his distinctive laugh. For 10 points each: [10] Name this actor from films such as The Switch, Man of the Year, and Independence Day. This actor played Max in Fathers & Sons, as well as Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park. ANSWER: Jeff Goldblum [10] Goldblum starred as Seth Brundle in this 1986 science fiction horror film. In it, Goldblum plays a scientist developing teleportation technology who inadvertently turns himself into the title animal. ANSWER: The Fly [10] This man directed The Fly. Known for his horror films, his other movies include Scanners, Dead Ringers, and A History of Violence. ANSWER: David Cronenberg 12. This man has been featured on songs like “On the Floor” and “Dance Again”. For 10 points each: [10] Name this rapper, singer, and producer from Miami with the self-imposed nicknamed “Mister Worldwide”. His own songs include “Rain Over Me”, “Give Me Everything” and “Timber”, while his catchphrase is “Dale! [dal-lee]” ANSWER: Pitbull [10] Pitbull released this song in July 2014 as the first single from the upcoming album Globalization. This song, featuring John Ryan, states “I’m the best you’ve ever had/If you think I’m burning out, I never am”. ANSWER: “Fireball” [10] This other Pitbull album, his fourth, launched him to mainstream fame in 2009. Songs from this album include “Shut It Down”, featuring Akon, “Krazy”, featuring Lil Jon, and “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” ANSWER: Rebelution 13. This man got his start as a VJ on Total Request Live. For 10 points each: [10] Name this radio DJ and late night TV host. This man currently hosts Last Call with [this man] as well as New Year’s Eve with [this man] ANSWER: Carson Daly [10] Daly also serves as the host for this reality signing competition. This show’s hook is its “blind auditions”, and the show’s original coaching panel included Blake Shelton and CeeLo Green. ANSWER: The Voice [10] Daly has appeared as himself several times on this YouTube series. This animated show centres on an apartment where two of the three roommates have superhuman abilities. ANSWER: Powerhouse 14. For 10 points, name some things about a certain movie: [10] Name this 2004 movie based on a book of the same name by Ann Brashares. In the film, the titular garment helps Lena fall in love with Kostas and Bridget overcome her depression after losing her virginity. ANSWER: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants [10] In Traveling Pants, this actress plays Carmen. Other movie roles include Martha in Under the Same Moon, Orozco in End of Watch, and this woman starred in a certain ABC comedy from 2006 to 2010. ANSWER: America Ferrera [10] Ferrera played Lucia in this 2010 movie about an interracial marriage between an African-American and a Mexican-American. In this film, Lance Gross plays Marcus Boyd and Regina King plays Angela. ANSWER: Our Family Wedding 15. “Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit”. For 10 points each [10] Name this 2014 hit by Nicki Minaj. Describing Minaj’s sexual prowess, ability to attract men, and fantastic butt, the song spent eight weeks in the top ten of the Hot 100 chart. ANSWER: “Anaconda” [10] Anaconda sampled heavily from “Baby Got Back”, a hit song for this man. An enthusiast of big butts, his other songs include “Jump On It”, “Posse on Broadway” and “I Got Game” ANSWER: Sir Mix-A-Lot [10] “Anaconda” is a single from this album, released in December 2014. Minaj’s third studio album, other prerelease singles from it include “Pills n Potions” and “Only”. ANSWER: The Pinkprint 16. This man’s lesser known books include The Curse of Lono. For 10 points each: [10] Name this often drug addled author, journalist, and writer. The founder of Gonzo journalism, his works include Hell’s Angels and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. ANSWER: Hunter S. Thompson [10] Thompson lived in this Colorado city, where he launched a notable campaign for sheriff on the “Freak Power” platform. This city is also featured in Peggy Clifford’s book To [this city] and Back: An American Journey. ANSWER: Aspen, Colorado [10] Thompson’s ashes were shot from a cannon in the shape of a double-thumbed fist, a symbol of this drug. Made from a namesake cactus plant, Native Americans have traditionally used this drug for spiritual purposes. ANSWER: Peyote 17. This film’s protagonist is played by four different actors, including Ayush Tandon. For 10 points each: [10] Name this 2012 movie, based on a book by Yann Martel. Directed by Ang Lee, it tells the story of a boy who survives a shipwreck in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. ANSWER: Life of Pi [10] In Life of Pi, this actor plays Yann Martel. This actor played Millburn in Prometheus, Ian in One Day, and Andy Cartwright in Hot Fuzz. ANSWER: Rafe Spall [10] This other Martel novel is set to hit the screen in 2015. About a writer who wakes up one day as a woman, the film will star Liam Hemsworth and Teresa Palmer as the different versions of the writer. ANSWER: Self 18. The 2011 Phillies had a bunch of great outfielders who all went their separate ways since. For 10 points each, [10] Nicknamed the “Flyin’ Hawaiian”, he started in centre field for the Phillies in 2011. Now with the Red Sox, he was an All-Star in 2011, and led the National League in triples that year. ANSWER: Shane Victorino [10] Traded from the Astros to Phillies in 2011, Hunter Pence patrolled the outfield for this team in 2014, alongside Angel Pagan and Mike Morse. ANSWER: San Francisco Giants (accept either underlined part) [10] Dubbed “Stanford” after his alma mater, this player’s dad was also a major leaguer. In 2014 he was the Phillies 4th outfielder and backup 1st baseman before suffering a wrist injury and being shipped off to the Blue Jays. ANSWER: John Mayberry, Jr. 19. Recurring guest stars included Charles Rocket as Richard, David’s brother. For 10 points each: [10] Name this 1980s series about two private detectives, one of whom is a former celebrity. An early example of a dramedy, the show involved frequently breaking the fourth wall and many fantasy elements. ANSWER: Moonlighting [10] This woman starred as Maddie Hayes on Moonlighting. This actress went on to star in her own namesake sitcom where she played an aging actress, as well as being in movies like The Last Picture Show. ANSWER: Cybill Shepherd [10] Shepherd later played Lynette Montgomery on this show. Based on a 2010 television film, this Lifetime series centred on a single mother balancing her family life with working at a day spa. ANSWER: The Client List 20. This band’s biggest hits include “Girl All The Bad Guys Wants”. For 10 points each: [10] Name this pop-punk band originally from Wichita Falls, Texas. Their albums include Drunk Enough to Dance, A Hangover You Don’t Deserve, and The Great Burrito Extortion Case. ANSWER: Bowling for Soup [10] This song, originally by SR-71, was a hit for Bowling for Soup in 2004. About a woman “preoccupied” with the title year, this asks “Who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen?” ANSWER: 1985 [10] This man is the lead singer and guitarist for Bowling for Soup. This man is also co-owner of Crappy Records and a member of the indie supergroup People on Vacation. ANSWER: Jaret Reddick