CLASS 03-05
RELEASING THE CRIMINALS
DROP NIGHT
31 JAN 03
JASON BARTON
Diagnosis:
Inverse
Amnesia
-the inability to
recall facts he
has not even
learned yet
(This guy knows
way too much
stuff!)
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RALEN CHANG
Diagnosis: Hawaiian
Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua’a
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STEVE GIBSON
Diagnosis: Tourettes
Syndrome
-the involuntary and
unpredictable shouting or
repeating of obscene words or
phrases, repetitive vocal and
motor skill tics
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JEFF GRITTER
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Diagnosis: watch for Brief Psychotic Disorder
-sudden onset of psychotic symptoms marked by intense
emotional turmoil and confusion, aka “going postal”
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ANDRE HALL
Ebonics Pilot
Diagnosis:
Confabulation
-tends to make
up material and
fabricate stories
to fill in memory
gaps, common
among pilots in
general, but
particularly
prevalent in Lt
Hall
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NICK HAMILTON
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Diagnosis: Autonomy Oriented Personality
- characterized by perfectionism and guilt over failure to
meet standards of women
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ANGELA HAUCK
Little Napoleon
Diagnosis:
Residual Schizophrenia
-has had at least one major
episode of schizophrenia but
is currently not displaying any
major symptoms
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MATT HEPP
Diagnosis: Exhibitionism
-enough said
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GREG
KELLER
Diagnosis:
Avoidant Personality
Disorder
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- Birthing Hips
- Feelings of Inadequacy
- Anyone need a wedding ring
-characterized by
constant feelings of
inadequacy, especially
in social situations,often
compensated for by
driving larger than
normal (red Ford)
trucks
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AARON LANE
White Trash Wakeboarding
Diagnosis: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
-the stress of living with Smokey has made his hair fall
out.
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BRANDON
LEIFER
Diagnosis:
Disorganized
Schizophrenia
-marked by grossly
inappropriate and
disorganized speech,
behavior, and affect (just
spend an hour around
him)
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DENNY
LEWIS
Diagnosis:
Split Personality
-We think he might be
fonzy’s long lost
nephew. Look at his
hair.
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RYAN LUCERO
Diagnosis: Body
Dysmorphic
Disorder
- mental disorder
where a person
becomes so
preoccupied with his
physical appearance
that it interferes
significantly with social
contact, employment
or “other functioning”
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GREG McCANN
Diagnosis: Extreme Hedonist
-Pleasure Seeker, aka Smokey
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SEAN NEYLON
Diagnosis:
Min, the Greek
god of fertility
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LAUREN PALAGI
Diagnosis: Shared Psychotic Disorder
-condition where one person develops a psychotic
disorder and then influences another person or persons
to behave in a similar manner (ie, DJ)
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CLINT PALMER
Diagnosis: Alogia
- negative symptom of schizophrenia involving the
failure to say much, if anything in response to
questions or comments
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ANDREW SCHWADERER
Diagnosis: Digs All Things Russian
(We don’t know why either?)
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AJ SERAFIN
Martha Stewart
Diagnosis: Extroversion
-personality trait involving a preference
for social interaction and tendencies to
be active, talkative, and optimistic, and
baking (severe understatement)
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MARK SMITH
Diagnosis:
Delusional
Disorder
-mental disorder
where the main
symptom is the
presence of at least
one systematic
delusional belief (in
this case, the
primary delusion is
that he’s a skilled
pilot)
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TRENT TRIPPLE
Diagnosis:
Obsessive
Compulsive
-characterized by
preoccupation with
rules, detail and
organization in
many aspects of life,
so much so that the
person is stubbornly
perfectionistic
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JOE WATSON
Diagnosis:
Tuff Nuts
(says so on his
license plate,
we’re taking his
word)
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