moving forward I will refer to myself as Captain Sunshine

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Sick Day, revised proposal to CIA entertainment division
Vince, aka Captain Sunshine,
1:08 PM (0 minutes
ago)
Hi guys,
moving forward I will refer to myself as Captain Sunshine,
So, I need to back pedal a bit and put my businessperson cap on and instead of my snatch
and grab cap. Who doesn't want to just snatch a few million dollars without a struggle, right?
But, I need to be a realist and try to be somewhat sane.
OK. So, what I'm proposing is that Lionsgate acquires the rights to Sick Day from me. They
can then do whatever they want with the rights to screenplay and all assets including the
film that was produced. I also need to note that A LOT of people were involved in the production
of Sick Day. This wasn't your run of the mill short film. We shot in eight rather exotic, hard to
access locations like the public library in Holmdel, New Jersey. We used their EMT trucks.
We shot in a spa in Noho Manhattan that would normally cost $5,000 a day to use (I negotiated
it for $0). We shot in Prospect park Brooklyn. Brighton Beach, etc. On and on.
As a business person it's my obligation to pay each and every person that was involved in this
production. This could be as many as 40 people including investors, actors, technical people etc.
So, the money that I'm asking for is not just for me.
Also, I'm very detailed orientated. It's not a 2004 Volvo that I want, it's a 1994 Volvo with 27,000
miles. I'm fucking relentless when I want something and I will be tracking down the owner of
this Volvo like a psycho stalker that I am and offering him or her money for it. I want it. That's
A. B. I will achieve my goal of marrying a porn star. Boat shoes? Endless supple. I will wake up
like Vanna White and walk into a closet full of boat shoes. Every day. And the watch my porn
star wife make pancakes and cover them in Lundberg Farrms Rice Syrup. Not because it's
gluten-free, but because it tastes good.
Last, let me describe my German brainwashing/genetic altering, etc. The company I worked
with isn't some mom and pop company. LOL. This is a software company that's probably
worth around $2b-$3b. It's a global company. After visiting Germany, going to their office and
"stepping into a small room", my dream patterns changed. I began having "2nd level dreams"
or "dreams within dreams" and had complete control of myself within the dreams. Lucid dreams
or "multi level dreams".
I feel as though I've been living like a robot since around 2006. I ended up "creating a fake
business case in my mind" to move to Minneapolis, not even really knowing why. I then
lived in hotels for a year or so. Nice hotels, like The Hilton Garden and the Aloft. Like, I'm
not drooling on my self. I'm totally capable of blending in and appearing normal. I read a lot.
But, basically I'm a psychopath that's just capable of doing whatever it is I do, I don't even
know what that is. I feel it's part of a bigger conspiracy orchestrated by company A, where they
paid company B, behind my back to "baby sit" me. Strange right?
With all this said, I just want what I want. I want to sell the rights to Sick Day to Lionsgate
and move forward with my life. If you can help, please let me know.
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