All Kinds of
Pick-Up Lines
Corny Pick-Up Lines
* Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just
scraped my knee falling for you.
* Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running
* through my mind allll day!
* You’re like a dictionary…You add
meaning to my life!
* You’re so hot, you melt the plastic in my
underwear!
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
* Am I dead? Cuz this must be heaven!
* Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
* Hey…Someone farted…Let’s get out of
here.
* Hello, I’m a thief. And I’m here to steal
your heart.
* I only have three months to live……
Pirate Pick-Up Lines
* Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
* Yo, Ho! Bottle of Rum?
* Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants?
Because it appears that there’s some
wond’rous booty buried underneath!
* Arrrrrrrrrrrrree ya free Saturday night?
* Avast, me Pretty! Strike your panties
and prepare to be boarded!
Sweet Pick-Up Lines
* You are so beautiful that you give the
sun a reason to shine.
* I think I can die happy now, cuz I’ve seen
a little piece of heaven.
* If I had a rose for every time I thought of
you, I’d be walking through my garden
forever.
* It’s not my fault I fell in love. You tripped
me.
Flattery Pick-Up Lines
* All those curves, and me with no brakes…
* Baby, you must be a broom. Cuz you
swept me off my feet!
* Honey, You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s
out of business!
* Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the
girl with the beautiful smile.
* I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my
breath away!
Bad Pick-Up Lines
* There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t
told me yet…Your name.
* Was your father a thief? Cuz someone
stole the stars from the sky and put them
in your eyes.
* You’re like a candy bar: half sweet, and
half nuts.
* You must be Jamaican, because you’re
Jamaican me crazy!
Lame Pick-Up Lines
* Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the
only Ten I see!
* Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can
make your Bedrock!
* Hi! The voices in my head told me to
come over and talk to you.
* I’m conducting a field test to see how
many women have their nipples pierced.
* I seem to have lost my phone number,
can I borrow yours?
Favorite Pick-Up Lines
* Be unique and different. Say yes.
* Do you believe in love at first sight? Or
should I walk by again?
* I can sense that you’re a terrific lover,
and that intimidates me a little.
* I’m easy. Are you?
* If I said you had a beautiful body, would
you hold it against me?
* All this could be yours for just one low,
low price!
My name is Ashley McCrea. I’m an RA at Lock
Haven University and I’m a junior. I wanted
to do something different for my floor this
year for Valentine’s day, so I thought it’d be
fun to put up all different kinds of pick-up
lines. I got a lot of comments on it, and my
girls loved it.
I used http://www.pick-up-lines.info/ for all of
the pick-up lines I used for this bulletin board.
February, 2008