250 Introductions of 185 People, Groups, & Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEBIw0hHadk
Introductions taken from the following movies (in order):
Rambo III, Batman, Iron Man, Batman Returns, Kick-Ass, Mortal Kombat, The Matrix Revolutions, Star Trek, Star
Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope, Toy Story, Death to Smoochy, Child's Play, Labyrinth, Ghost Rider, Spider-Man,
Spartacus, Superbad, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Grindhouse: Planet Terror,
National Lampoon's Animal House, Spaceballs, Beowulf, X-Men: The Last Stand, The Rocketeer, Die Hard, Back
to the Future, The Matrix, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Young
Einstein, Misery, Beetlejuice, Army of Darkness, The Departed, Wayne's World 2, The Life Aquatic with Steve
Zissou, The Warriors, Rocky IV, The Devil's Advocate, Ghostbusters, Spawn, The Rock, Tron, Ed Wood, Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Hook, Wayne's World, Gross Pointe Blank, Terminator 2:
Judgment Day, True Lies, Last Action Hero, Tombstone, Shoot 'Em Up, The Shawshank Redemption, Tropic
Thunder, Judge Dredd, Alien: Resurrection, Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Tomorrow Never
Dies, The Santa Clause, WALL-E, RoboCop, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Howard the Duck, Mighty Morphin
Power Rangers: The Movie, xXx, First Blood, The Goonies, UHF, The Fifth Element, Edward Scissorhands,
Superman: The Movie, Clash of the Titans, Super Mario Bros., Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, The Man Who
Knew Too Little, Rocky, The Sandlot, Planet of the Apes, The Princess Bride, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The
Neverending Story, Disney's Hercules; Me, Myself, & Irene; The Pest, Gladiator, Transformers, Monster Squad,
The Godfather, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Sixteen
Candles, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Forrest Gump, Goldfinger, Austin Powers: International Man of
Mystery, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Glengary Glen
Ross, Raising Arizona, Batman Forever, V For Vendetta, Snatch, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Escape From L.A.,
The Punisher, Machete (Grindhouse trailer), In the Heat of the Night, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Black
Dynamite, Little Shop of Horrors, Kung Fu Panda, Ocean's Twelve, The Big Lebowski, Addams Family Values,
Almost Famous, Billy Madison, Groundhog Day, Titanic, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Galaxy Quest, The
Breakfast Club, Network, ¡Three Amigos!, Mystery Men, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Hangover, Willy
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Blues Brothers, Men in Black, Sneakers, The Running Man (TV static)
Here's a complete list:
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Character name (Film)
- any other introductions
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John Rambo (Rambo III)
- "...your worst nightmare"
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Batman (Batman)
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Iron Man (Iron Man)
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Catwoman (Batman Returns)
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Kick-Ass (Kick-Ass)
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Hit-Girl (Kick-Ass)
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Big Daddy (Kick-Ass)
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Goro (Mortal Kombat)
- General of the armies of Outworld
- Prince of the subterranean realm of Shao Kahn
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The Architect (The Matrix Revolutions)
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Spock (Star Trek)
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C-3PO (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
- human-cyborg relations
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R2-D2 (Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope)
- his [C-3PO's] counterpart
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(Buzz Lightyear as) Mrs. Nesbitt (Toy Story)
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Rainbow (Fuckin') Randolph (Death to Smoochy)
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Chucky (Child's Play)
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Hoggle (Labyrinth)
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Ghost Rider (Ghost Rider)
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Spider-Man (Spider-Man)
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(8 claims to be) Spartacus (Spartacus)
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McLovin (Superbad)
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Winston Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
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Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
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Jay and Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
- Silent Bob, Jay's "hetero lifemate"
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Cherry (Darling) (Grindhouse: Planet Terror)
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Eric Stratton (National Lampoon's Animal House)
- Rush Chairman
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Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)
- "[Lone Starr's] father's brother's nephew's cousin's former
roommate"
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Beowulf (Beowulf)
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The Juggernaut (BITCH!) (X-Men: The Last Stand)
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The Rocketeer (The Rocketeer)
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John McClane (Die Hard)
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Agent Phil Coulson (Iron Man)
- with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement
& Logistics Division (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
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George McFly (Back to the Future)
- "your density"
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Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat)
- descendant of Kung Lao
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Morpheus (The Matrix)
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Ron Burgundy (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
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Foxxy Cleopatra (Austin Powers in Goldmember)
- "a whole lotta woman!"
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Albert Einstein (Young Einstein)
- a Tasmanian
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Annie Wilkes (Misery)
- "your #1 fan"
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Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
- the "ghost with the most, babe"
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Ash (Army of Darkness)
- "the guy with the gun"
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Staff Sgt. Dignam (The Departed)
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- "the guy who does his job"
Jim Morrison (Wayne's World 2)
The following are characters referred to by other characters...
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Weird, Naked Indian (Wayne's World 2)
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The Intern (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
- "an unpaid intern"
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Cyrus (The Warriors)
- "the one and only"
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Rocky Balboa (Rocky IV)
- "like a piece of iron"
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God (The Devil's Advocate)
- "an absentee landlord"
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Doug Neidermeyer (National Lampoon's Animal House)
- "a sneaky little shit"
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Major Asshole (Spaceballs)
- "he's an Asshole"
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Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole (Spaceballs)
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- "he's an Asshole, too"
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Ghostbusters)
...and now we are back to self-introductions...
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The Clown / The Violator (Spawn)
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Dr. Stanley Goodspeed (The Rock)
- "just a biochemist"
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Crom (Tron)
- "just a compound interest program"
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Cypher (The Matrix)
- "just a messenger"
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Ed Wood (Ed Wood)
- "just a transvestite"
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Clementine Kruczynski (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
- "just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own piece of mind"
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Max Shreck (Batman Returns)
- "just a poor schmo who got lucky"
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Major Grant (Die Hard 2: Die Harder)
- "just your kind of asshole"
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Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
- a scientist
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Peter Banning (Hook)
- a lawyer
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Noah Vanderhoff (Wayne's World)
- a millionaire
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Martin Q. Blank (Gross Pointe Blank)
- a professional killer
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The Terminator (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
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Harry Tasker (True Lies)
- a spy
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Jack Slater (Last Action Hero)
- the hero
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Doc Holiday (Tombstone)
- "your Huckleberry"
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Smith (Shoot 'Em Up)
- a British nanny
- dangerous
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Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding (The Shawshank Redemption)
- "a regular Sears & Roebuck"
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Kirk Lazarus as Sergeant Lincoln Osiris (Tropic Thunder)
- "a dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude"
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Louis Tully (Ghostbusters)
- Vinz Clortho, "the Keymaster"
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Dana Barret (Ghostbusters)
- Zuul, "the Gatekeeper"
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John "Bluto" Blutarsky (National Lampoon's Animal House)
- "a zit, get it?"
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Barf (Spaceballs)
- a mog: half-man, half-dog
- "my own best friend"
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Penguin (Batman Returns)
- an animal
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Judge Joseph Dredd (Judge Dredd)
- THE LAW!
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Ripley (Alien: Resurrection)
- "the monster's mother"
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Darth Vader (Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back)
- "your [Luke's] father"
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James Bond (Tomorrow Never Dies)
- Bond, James Bond (counted as 2)
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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus (The Santa Clause)
- Kris Kringle
- Sinter Klas
- Pere Noel
- Babbo Natale
- ??? Nikol
- Topo Gigio!
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WALL-E (Wall-E)
- stands for Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth class
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EVE (Wall-E)
- stands for Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
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MO (Wall-E)
- stands for Microbe Obliterator
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ED-209 (RoboCop)
- Enforcement Droid, series 209
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all 4 turtles (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
- Leonardo
- Michelangelo
- Donatello
- Rafael
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Howard T. Duck (Howard the Duck)
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the Power Rangers (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie)
- White Tiger
- Mastodon
- Pterodactyl
- Triceratops
- Sabre-Toothed Tiger
- Tyrannosaurus
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Xander Cage (xXx)
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Alex J. Murphy (RoboCop)
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Col. Samuel Trautman (First Blood)
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Peter Pan (Hook)
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Captain Chunk (The Goonies)
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Stanley Spedowski (UHF)
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Leeloo Dallas (Multipass) (The Fifth Element)
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Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
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Lex Luthor (Superman: The Movie)
- "the greatest criminal mind of our time!"
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Perseus (Clash of the Titans)
- Prince and Heir to the Kingdom of Argos
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Oswald Cobblepot (Batman Returns)
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Mario Brothers (Super Mario Bros.)
- Mario Mario
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- Luigi Mario
Dewey Cox (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story)
...the next few are referred to by others...
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Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin
- "the evil lady torturer?"
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Rocky Balboa (Rocky)
- The Italian Stallion
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Babe Ruth (The Sandlot)
- The Sultan of Swat
- The King of Crash
- The Colossus of Clout
- The Great Bambino
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Dr. Maximus (Planet of the Apes)
- Commissioner of Animal Affairs
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Dr. Zaius (Planet of the Apes)
- Minister of Science
- Chief Defender of the Faith
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Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)
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Mickey and Pee Wee (Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
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Falkore (The Neverending Story)
- a Luck Dragon
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Atreyu (The Neverending Story)
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Hades (Disney's Hercules)
- Lord of the Dead
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Hank (fuckface) (Me, Myself, & Irene)
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Pestario Rivera Garcia Espinoza Juan Marcos Neruda Salsa Picante Chuleta
Chancleta al Salsa Picante Vargas (The Pest)
- Pestario
- "Pest for shorter"
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Neo (The Matrix)
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John Rambo (First Blood)
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James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)
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Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator)
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Optimus Prime (Transformers)
Horace (Monster Squad)
...again, referred to by other characters...
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Robert Paulson (Fight Club)
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Luca Brazi (The Godfather)
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Fat Bastard (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
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Ricky Bobby (Talladega nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)
- Ricky, Ricky Bobby (counted twice)
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Long Duk Dong (Sixteen Candles)
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The Fallen (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
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Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar (Wayne's World 2)
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Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
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Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)
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Number Two (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
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Borat Sagdiyev (Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious
Nation of Kazakhstan)
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Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross)
- "Fuck you! THAT'S my name!"
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Mustafa (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
- "the man who will be killing you now"
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H.I. McDunnough (Raising Arizona)
- "call me Hi"
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The Riddler (Batman Forever)
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Chuck (Pee Wee's big Adventure)
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V (V For Vendetta)
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Bullet-Tooth Tony (Snatch)
- "you can call me Susan if it makes you happy"
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Cobra Commander (GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra)
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Snake Plissken (Escape From L.A.)
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The Punisher (The Punisher)
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Machete (Machete: Grindhouse Trailer)
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Virgil Tibbs (In the Heat of the Night)
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K.G. Solo-Man 5000 (Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny)
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Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
- "a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker"
- "Superfly T.N.T."
- "the Guns of the Navarone"
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Black Dynamite (Black Dynamite)
- "blacker than the Ace of Spades"
- "more militant than you and your whole damn army put together"
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Hertz (Shoot 'Em Up)
- "a tough guy with a pussy in my hand"
...as opposed to a pussy with a gun in his hand
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Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)
- "a mean, green mother from outer space"
- "mean and green" ...and "bad" (3 counts)
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Po (Kung Fu Panda)
- "THE big, fat panda!"
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Linus Caldwell (Ocean's Twelve)
- "a traveler in both time and space...to be where I have been"
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The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
- His Dudeness
- Duder
- El Duderino (if you're not into the whole "brevity" thing)
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Uncle Fester (Addams Family Values)
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Russel Hammond (Almost Famous)
- "a golden god"
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Billy Madison (Billy Madison)
- the smartest man alive
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Phil Connors (Groundhog Day)
- an immortal
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Jack Dawson (Titanic)
- the king of the woooooorld
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Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
- the Pumpkin King
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President Skroob (Spaceballs)
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Guy Fleegman (Galaxy Quest)
- "just Crewman #6"
- expendable
- "the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious"
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Carl (the janitor) (The Breakfast Club)
- "the eyes and ears of this institution"
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Howard Beale (Network)
- "as mad as hell"
- "not gonna take this anymore!"
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The Three Amigos (¡Three Amigos!)
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The Susies (Mystery Men)
- "assassins from the East"
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The Suits (Mystery Men)
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The Furriers (Mystery Men)
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The Frat Boys (Mystery Men)
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The Not-So-Goody-Mob (Mystery Men)
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The Lizzies (The Warriors)
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Bill S. Preston Esquire (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
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Ted Theodore Logan (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
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WYLD STALLYNS! (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
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Phil, Stu, and Alan (The Hangover)
- "the three best friends that anyone can have"
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Turkish and Tommy (Snatch)
- "fucked"
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Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
- the music makers
- the dreamers of dreams
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Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues (The Blues Brothers)
- musicians
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The Good Ole Boys (The Blues Brothers)
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The Men in Black (Men In Black)
- them
- they
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The CIA (Sneakers)
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- the good guys
The Monster Squad (Monster Squad)