Leisure Suit Larry II Solve
From the People who Brought you Solves for:
Space Quest II
&
Manhunter: New York
The Deviator and Cobra Commander
Ok, the first thing you do is go into the garage...Search it all
around,
each part of it, until you find the dollar bill. Get it! Next, go to
the
Quickie-Mart and buy a Lottery Ticket...use any numbers. Go to the T.V.
Station
and give the ticket to the secretary. She'll tell you what the winning
numbers
were. Remember these numbers, when she asks you for your numbers you
tell her
the winning numbers she just told you. She'll let you into the green
room, sit
down on the chair and wait. THe fag comes out and takes you onto the
dating
game. The only thing I have to tell you about the dating game is just
say
whatever you want when the girl asks you questions, it doesn't make a
difference. The rest just happens. When you leave, sit down on the
chair
again and a girl will come out and bring you to the lottery. The lottery
scene
happens by itself too. When you're done with the lottery, leave and go
to the
Molto Lira (the suit shop). Buy a swimsuit and the bitch will change
your
million dollar bill. Go to Swabs Drugs and buy some sunscreen. It's on
the
left wall. Go back to the Quickie-Mart and Buy a Grotesque Gulp. Go
back to
Eve's House and Search the Trash. The first time, it'll ask you why you
wanna
do it, just hit search trash again and you'll find a passport. Go to the
Music
Shop and talk to the girl. You should get an Onklunk. Go to the Barber
Shop
and sit in the chair to get a haircut. Then go to the screen directly to
the
right of the barber shop, you'll find the dock. As long as you have a
passport
and ticket just show the man the ticket and you're all set.
On the boat, you
should probably save your game. First thing to do is go into your room,
that's
the doorway closest to you. Get the fruit from the nightstand. Go into
the
next room and you'll meet Momma. If you have a saved game right here, I
think
you'll get a laugh out of what happens if you go near Momma. What you
have to
do is leave her room and your room, then go back in, and wait til she's
not on
the bed. Make sure the game is saved!!! Momma has a tendency to come
back as
you search her room. Open the nightstand, get the sewing kit, close the
nightstand, and get the FUCK out of there. You should save your game
here,
just save over the one before you got the sewing kit. Find the barber
shop
(Don't worry, there's 5 barber shops in this game) and sit in the chair.
Go to
the bar and get the spinach dip at the left of the bar. Go to your room
and
change into your swimsuit. Go to the pool and put sunscreen on. Go into
the
water and dive. Get the bikini top. Climb up the ladder and walk over
to the
lounge chair. Put more sunscreen on and lie down. When this bitch comes
over,
let her leave! She's trouble. After she's gone for a while, leave the
pool
and go back to your room and change into your leisure suit. Go to the
bridge.
Go to what looks like a blue stick on the control panel right behind the
captain. Pull switch. Now, go to the lifeboats and jump into the
lifeboat.
Now, at the screen where it shows the whole ship and all the lifeboats
being
lowered, as soon as you start drifting away, type WEAR WIG and throw the
spinach dip overboard. That's it until you reach the island.
The first thing to do on the island is go to the left and get the
bikini bottom. Go back to the first screen and go down. This is a
bitch!!!
In the restaurant, after you get a seat, get the knife from the buffet
table
and leave..Now in the hotel room, get the soap and matches. Leave the
maid alone. Now leave the room. Oh yeah, as you're walking through the
jungle, wait until you're near the potted flowers, and type GET FLOWERS.
If
it keeps saying "You're not close enough" keep trying. You'll get
them.In the
Barber Shop, sit down in the chair. When you get back to the beach,
start all
over again. Go back down. In the restaurant, just leave. In the hotel
room,
go into the dressing area behind the bathrrom and change into the bikini.
Type
PUT MONEY IN BIKINI TOP. Now leave. In the barber shop, sit down in the
chair
again. You now look like a girl(???). Back at the beach, go to the
right.
Just go right by the KGB agents. Now, these cliffs aren't as bad as they
look.
Just get by them and you're at the airport. At the very end of the
cliffs, as
it's giving you the big thing how you've escaped the KGB etc...try to
type
constantly, as soon as you can, type CHANGE CLOTHES.
In front of the airport, give the flower to the Hare Krishna
types. At the airport, first go to the left and get a haircut. Now, go
back
to the ticket lines and go to the right. Show the passport to the man
and
he'll let you pass. Go right by the guard and to the suitcase line.
Wait for
the green cammo suitcase and get suitcase. After the bomb goes off, go
over to
the line and buy a ticket. Go back to the guy you showed your passport
to and
show him the ticket...go by the the guard again and go to the next
screen.
Order some food. Don't eat it, just get the bobby pin. Go to the
machines and
get the parachute from the FLIGHT INSURANCE machine. Just type BUY
INSURANCE.
Get on the ramp. At the waiting room, get the pamphlet off the counter
and
give the man the ticket.
On the plane, as soon as you sit down, give the pamphlet to the
man
next to you. Go to the back of the plane and wear the parachute. Open
the
emergency door with the bobby pin. When it shows the scene where you're
falling through the sky, pull ripcord. When you find yourself in the
tree, cut
rope.
On this next screen, pick up the stick and crawl under the bush
with
the bees. On the next screen, wait til the Annaconda comes after you and
HOLD
STICK. On this screen, follow the bright patches near the bottom of the
screen
to avoid the quicksand. Depending on your colors, this may be hard to
find,
but you'll make it. On this next screen, find the right vine and JUMP.
When
you get onto the vine, type JUMP again. Keep going until you reach the
other
side of the river. Find the vine you can take and GET VINE...move either
to
the right or up, it doesn't matter. Now sit back and watch the cartoon
for the
next five minutes or so. When you get to the chasm, go back down to the
village, back to the screen where the fire was, and get ashes. Go back
to the
chasm and throw vine. If you're close enough you can swing on the vine
across
the chasm. Keep going until you get to the bottom of the glacier. Find
the
right place and type THROW ASHES. Go up to the top of the mountain where
the
elevator is. Go to the edge of the chasm, I always use the part where it
widens into a whole near where the steam comes out. Type PUT BAG INSIDE
TONIC
BOTTLE. That worked for me. It's very sensitive here to the exact
wording.
Light bag and drop bottle. It'll blow the door open. Go into the
elevator and
that's it. It takes over from here. Get ready for a good 15-20 minute
cartoon.