www.gazette.uwo.ca Western’s Daily Student Newspaper • Est. 1906 ...suffering St. Patty’s Day hangovers since 1906 High -2C • Low -7C Readers rush to Lance’s defence... p. 9 VOLUME 100, ISSUE 86 • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 New website co-ordinates cheap student carpools By Sheila Weekes Gazette Staff While many celebrated St. Patrick’s Day over the weekend, others celebrated the launch of Campuslifts.ca. Website designers Mark McGrath and Kyle MacDonald created the website specifically for Ontario university and college students who are offering rides or need a lift. “I found a lot of people were travelling at the same time but no one was sharing a ride,” said MacDonald, who is finishing high school and co-founded Campuslifts.ca with McGrath, a part-time university student. “[Students] log onto the website and sign up using their university e-mail specifically so that people other than students can’t use the service,” MacDonald said. “Students can create a profile, if they wish, with a picture and additional information.” After creating an account, students can choose their date of departure, destination and whether they’re looking for a oneway or round-trip ride. Students are then matched with other students who have posted rides for that day, MacDonald said. The site recommends students accepting rides share gas costs or offer to buy snacks to pay for the ride. CampusLifts promotes its services as financially affordable, environmentally friendly, safe and fun. Elgin Austen, director of Campus Community Police Services, expressed concerns about the program. “It may work fairly well but I can see it would be used by certain individuals with particular intentions,” he said. “It has to come with a degree of caution. There are some vulnerabilities attached to this kind Claire Neary/Gazette PLEASE SEE CAMPUSLIFTS.CA P3 YOU WON’T BE LOVING QUADRUPLE BYPASS SURGERY BEFORE YOU’RE 40, SMART GUY. McDonald’s Canada president Louie W. Mele spoke at Ivey yesterday. Stabbing incident McDonald’s Canada headlines St. Patty’s prez speaks at Western Day carnage Claims chicken McNuggets are By Claire Neary Gazette Staff Saint Patrick’s Day shenanigans kept police busy last weekend as London and campus police dealt with a stabbing, flying liquor bottles and students engaging in “outof-control behaviour.” Around 3:15 a.m. Sunday morning London Police Service was called to 5 Jacksway Cres. where two males were stabbed with a knife in the face and head area. Both were transported to hospital with undetermined injuries. According to LPS media relations officer Amanda Pfeffer, police are looking for three or four suspects who left the area in a dark blue, black or grey vehicle. Campus Community Police Services director Elgin Austen reported many phone calls regarding liquor license violations Saturday night and early Sunday morning. “We answered about 12 calls just on campus that night,” Austen said, adding two students were taken to hospital from Perth Hall after they were found unconscious and non-responsive. Austen said CCPS also responded to a couple of noisy, liquor-related events off campus. “After a warning [the parties] toned down and the students were co-operative,” Austen said. An assault occurred at Huron University College, and CCPS responded to a theft and seized a funnel from Saugeen Maitland Hall. “That funnel was definitely not being used for the purpose of pouring gas into a vehicle,” Austen said. Finally, CCPS responded to reports of people throwing bottles at vehicles driving along Richmond Street late Saturday night but didn’t catch anyone. “This was just one 24-hour period and it was a very busy time for us,” Austen said. “The most disturbing incidents are when people are nonresponsive from overconsumption,” he said. “We’re not here to stop people from having fun, but individuals need to have a plan about how much they’re going to drink, because once they go unconscious they may or may not wake up.” healthier than homemade grilled cheese Lyndsey Janzen Gazette Staff Louie W. Mele, president of McDonald’s Canada, spoke yesterday in a presentation given by the Faculty of Health Sciences and the Richard Ivey School of Business. “I just wanted to tell you I’m not a tycoon,” Mele said. “I’m just a fry guy at McDonald’s. I’ve spent my entire working career [with] McDonald’s. It’s meant a world of opportunity. “Canada was the first market outside the U.S. to introduce the Golden Arches,” Mele said. “The second-ever restaurant in Canada was [on] Oxford Street here in London. “In Canada, we have 1,400 restaurants serving two and a half million people per day, and employing 77,000 employees.” Mele remarked on the trouble his company has faced. “In 2002 we pursued a very aggressive restaurant expansion strategy around the world,” he said. “We weren’t paying enough attention to our existing customers. Customers’ tastes were changing but we weren’t. “McDonald’s menu items fit into a balanced, active lifestyle,” he added. “The nutritional value of our foods compares favourably to food that families eat at home. “A Happy Meal-size chicken McNuggets has less fat and calories, and more protein, than a grilled cheese sandwich that you would make at home.” Mele discussed projects including Ronald McDonald Children’s House. “It’s an amazing place of compassion and love and it’ll change you forever.” Mele also stressed McDonald’s importance as an employer of Canadian youth. “We face a very negative and inaccurate stereotype that a McDonald’s job is a low-paying, dead-end job,” he said. “In many countries around the world McDonald’s is recognized as one of the best companies to work for in that country.” Mele finished his speech by answering audience questions. In response to the suggestion McDonald’s creates a conformist culture he said, “We’re just a restaurant. We offer choices to people whether that’s conforming or not. “A lot of these [people in other countries] want that American culture,” he added. “They feel they’ve touched America by going into McDonald’s. Mele also discussed the company’s environmental policies, including attempts to reduce its packaging and use recycled materials. “When someone sees a beer can on the ground, nobody says, ‘Geez, Molson is terrible.’ Yet you see a McDonald’s cup on the ground — why did you say, ‘Gosh, McDonald’s, why did you do that?’ It’s all about the public being responsible too.” P2 ➤ news theGazette • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 USC votes in next year’s VPs Lopes receives vote of non-confidence, nominations reopened for VP-campus issues VP-finance David Singh, 93 votes of confidence, four votes of non-confidence. Experience: Huron University College Students’ Council President, two years as HUCSC VP-finance, Huron head soph. VP-student events Sabrina Sdao defeated Jenna Hanson 74 to 25. Experience: senator, social science head soph, VP-student affairs for the Social Science Students’ Council. VP-university affairs David Simmonds defeated Sandy Clark 58 to 39. Two ballots were spoiled. Experience: Federal affairs commissioner, deputy speaker of Council, residence orientation coordinator. By Dave Ward fidence from Council. “I’m looking forward to taking the portfolio to a place where it’s never been before and enhancing the student experience,” Singh said. The VP-campus issues position has been reopened after candidate Pedro Lopes was narrowly defeated in a vote of non-confidence. Lopes, who is this year’s VPcampus issues, was suspended for four weeks at last week’s Council meeting. He received 52 non-confidence votes and 45 confidence votes. Candidates need 50 per cent plus one vote to obtain the position. Nominations for VP-campus issues are open to all undergraduate students until Thursday, March 22 at 4 p.m. The VP-campus issues election takes place April 11. According to the USC website, the VP-campus issues’ responsibilities include: overseeing the implementation of effective campus issues programming; keeping the Board updated on students’ social and cultural issues; acting as an advocate for students, particularly those who are members of historically disadvantaged social groups; and evaluating USC policies and practices to ensure they don’t contain unfair barriers and are consistent with the current state of affairs on campus. University Students’ Council President-elect Tom Stevenson said he hopes reopening the VP-campus issues position inspires several new candidates to run. “I think there is a certain amount of reluctance to run against someone who has held the position before and knows the ins and outs,” Stevenson said. “Now that the position is reopened, I think we’ll get a good number of candidates.” Stevenson said he’s excited about next year’s Board. “They are great people,” he said. “We’re going to work very well together.” school tutoring service for the London community. Tickets for the wet/dry event are $5 and can be purchased by e-mailing jumpmathlondon@gmail.com, calling 519-808-7072, or at the door. Proceeds from ticket sales will support JUMP’s tutors. A tutored child will also receive a workbook for every ticket sold. Three acts will perform at the concert: the 2006/2007 Huron Idol Rhys Plant, L’Otto (formerly known as The Ocho) and The Nathan Warriner Band. —Cigdem Iltan Gazette Staff Sunday, at the final instalment of its Annual General Meeting, the University Students’ Council voted in next year’s Board of Directors. In the day’s closest race, David Simmonds defeated Sandy Clark for the VP-university affairs position. “I’m excited about the chance to make a new portfolio work, balancing internal and external issues,” Simmonds said. Sabrina Sdao defeated Jenna Hanson to become next year’s VPstudent events. “I’m most excited about working with commissioners and also about a new initiative, ‘Bursting the Western Bubble,’” Sdao said. She said the program will be a forum for students with unique experiences from around the world. 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Get a 10% Discount when you pre-pay your summer storage 100.83.C.02 of program.” Austen was particularly concerned about the degree of anonymity associated with the program, as passengers wouldn’t know the driving record, safety of the vehicle and intentions of the driver while drivers would be unaware of whom they’re giving rides. “[There would be] lots of ways non-students could log on,” Austen said. “We used to have the University Students’ Council ride board,” said USC President Fab Dolan. “The problems that arose were likely the liability aspects. “You didn’t know who was posting rides, so there was a risk of danger to our students.” MacDonald says the program is safe because students can access the drivers’ and passengers’ profiles or search people’s Facebook profiles to better understand whom they’ll be meeting and decrease risks. Although the program was officially launched over the weekend, Campuslifts.ca conducted a twoweek test in January at Queen’s University, the University of Guelph, the University of Ottawa and Wilfrid Laurier University. “The response has always been good,” MacDonald said, though he admitted he hasn’t spoken with the administration at any schools included on the website. 2 29 Masonville Place 519 850-7904 Call 519 453-8706 Today to reserve your unit 100.86.C.01 P4 ➤ opinions theGazette • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 theGazette Volume 100, Issue 86 “Don’t play for safety — it’s the most dangerous thing in the world.” —HUGH WALPOLE SR. Ian Van Den Hurk Anna Coutts Matt Larkin Editor-In-Chief Deputy Editor Managing Editor Editor - gazette.editor@uwo.ca Deputy - gazette.deputy.editor@uwo.ca Managing - gazette.managing.editor@uwo.ca website at www.gazette.uwo.ca University Community Centre Rm. 263 The University of Western Ontario London, Ontario, CANADA. N6A 3K7 Editorial Offices: (519) 661-3580, Fax: (519) 661-3825 Advertising Dept.: (519) 661-3579, Fax: (519) 661-3960 The Gazette is owned and published by the University Students’ Council. CampusLifts can help those who VP Lopes use it wisely treated unfairly by USC A new online service, Campuslifts.ca, was launched last weekend. The site helps students from Ontario colleges and universities carpool to different locations. Students needing or offering rides can view profiles and connect with ride organizers. While similar programs have received positive response in Toronto and Quebec, there are safety concerns. This service may provide an opportunity for several “creepers” to sexually advance on passengers. Just because they provide student profiles and e-mail addresses doesn’t necessarily make the service safer; people can easily make up much of their information. The program may be considered a form of hitchhiking, which was prevalent several decades ago but is rare today because of its potential dangers. Though safety is obviously important, people watching a little too much Prison Break may just be paranoid; it isn’t likely criminals or rapists would use this service. Similar to existing sites for Europe trips, which help students needing a place to crash or people to travel with, the student carpool service may be a good way to explore and meet new people. On the other hand, riding in a car with a stranger is different than staying in a house or hostel since the passenger doesn’t have immediate control. If something were to happen, the passenger would have difficulty safely escaping the situation. As far-fetched as such a scenario may seem, just because it rarely happens doesn’t mean it’s impossible. It may also help to have a rating system or friend list available on the site to reduce anxiety. Recognizing one of the drivers as a friend of a friend, the passenger may feel more comfortable than they would riding with a complete stranger. Safety aside, riding with a stranger for an extended period can be an awkward experience if one or both parties are antisocial. However, travelling with friends or meeting with the driver beforehand can ease the car trip’s awkwardness. Also, without the guarantee of fairness, ensuring proper payment and division of gas expenses could be problematic. Payment issues should therefore be resolved in advance. Perhaps a discussion forum on the site would make skeptics more confident about utilizing the service. Overall, CampusLifts is a clever initiative thrifty students will likely pounce on. But anyone using the service should remember discretion is crucial; if you’re smart about the situation, CampusLifts should be useful for you. Editorials appearing under the ‘opinions’ heading are decided upon by a majority of the editorial board and are written by a member of the editorial board but are not necessarily the expressed opinion of each editorial board member. All other opinions are strictly those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the USC, The Gazette, its editors or staff. Letters: Must include the contributor’s name, identification (ie. Economics II, Dean of Arts) and a telephone number, and be typed double-spaced, submitted on disk in Macintosh or IBM word-processing format, or be emailed to gazette.editor@uwo.ca. Letters more than 300 words or judged by the Editor-In-Chief to be libellous, sexist or racist will not be published. The Gazette reserves the right to edit letters and submissions and makes no guarantees that a letter will be published. • Please recycle this newspaper • Re: “USC VP-campus issues Pedro Lopes suspended for 4 weeks” Mar. 16, 2007 To the Editor: I would like to offer my congratulations to Mr. Lopes for doing what most people cannot in admitting he suffers from depression and is trying to tackle it. Conversely, I would like to express my extreme disappointment in the University Students’ Council, especially its executive members, in its lack of compassion and support for a fellow member and Western student. According to Health Canada, over 1.7 million people in our country are believed to suffer from some form of depression, clinical or otherwise. Everyone at some point in their life will be affected by depression — their own or someone else’s. It’s a disease and those suffering from it deserve to be treated with as much respect and compassion as any other patient. Those who have suffered from depression feel weak and too embarrassed to seek help, which is why over 80 per cent of depressed people don’t seek help. Furthermore, the USC’s lack of confidence in Mr. Lopes reinforces the message that “personal problems” (namely, mental health problems) are unacceptable in the public arena. University is a confusing time of growth and self-discovery, but not every student has it so easy. Sensory and mental overload can take its toll and many students get lost in their own minds. The USC and Western should work with students to ensure a smooth transition into the “real world.” Having suf- fered from depression during my time at Ivey and having friends and loved ones in similar situations, I know how easy it is to blame the victims of depression for their behaviour and apparent inadequacies. It’s even easier to ask a victim of depression, as Mr. Lopes mentions, to work “on things that I was requested to improve.” Depression, like other diseases, is both mental and physical and can be very dangerous to those who feel they are in it alone. The USC and Western should work with students to facilitate their return to health and clarity. If the USC can’t support its own individual members internally, how can we expect it to support the interests of the student body at large? —Ben Gordon Ivey HBA ’06, Political Sciences IV Stryker research hinders academic freedom Re: “Counter-Stryker debates academic freedom,” & “In defence of Western’s right to research” Mar. 14, 2007 To the Editor: I was pleased with Cigdem Iltan’s article on the Counter-Stryker discussion panel on military research. Her article was well-written, concise and balanced. Then I read The Gazette’s editorial stance. It seemed there was incoherence between the editorial and the article. Because The Gazette doesn’t identify the authors of its editorials, I cannot assess who missed the mark on this one. I believe The Gazette has misidentified the central issue at stake. As Dr. Section Editors 2006-2007 News Jen Davidson Cigdem Iltan Claire Neary Dave Ward Associate Editor Ravi Amarnath Sports Malcolm Aboud James Hayes Stephanie Ramsay Campus Life Allison Buchan-Terrell Sarvenaz Kermanshahi D’Arcy states, the military research conducted at Western is “not being motivated by patriotic fervour or to pitch into the war effort.” Instead, the university’s basis for accepting military contracts has to do with the renting of the university’s facilities, faculty and students to the highest private bidder. The editorial frames those concerned with the General Dynamics research partnership as opposed to Western’s “right to research,” playing directly into neoliberal ideology promoted by the university and its VP-research and international relations, Ted Hewitt. In fact, Counter-Stryker and other concerned groups want to see our university function as an incubator for ideas and research. What’s at issue is whether academic research should be conducted for the advancement of human welfare or in the interests of private profit. It can be argued Western’s corporate motivations undermine rather than promote the academic freedom of its faculty and students, since the availability or lack of research funding serves to set the research agenda of the university community. The introduction of private funding into public universities sets constraints on the scope of acceptable research in such a way as to undermine research conducted for the good of the community. The editorial also misrepresents many of the facts surrounding the case involving General Dynamics. The article claims, “light-armour military vehicles can just as easily be used for civilian rescue missions as they can for violence.” I suppose they could be used for that reason. But they aren’t. The only situations where you would require armoured vehicles are ones in which people are shooting at you. This typically only happens when you’re undertaking imperialist warfare. It’s precisely because the university shouldn’t place unwarranted restrictions on research that we should be shocked at the extent that research priorities of this university are set by corporate CEO’s and neoliberal ideologues. —Devin Johnston Philosophy IV Gazette Staff 2006-2007 Graphics Brice Hall News - gazette.news@uwo.ca Erik Adler, Nicole Bakker, Erin Baker, Sarah Berman, Jaela Bernstien, Mary Ann Sports - gazette.sports@uwo.ca Boateng, Dino Bratic, Steve Browne, Krystale Campbell, Rachel Cartwright, Arts & Entertainment Desiree Gamotin Maggie McCutcheon Andrew Sullivan A&E - gazette.entertainment@uwo.ca Len Caballes, David Chen, Andrew Cionga, Dylan Clark, Carly Conway, Amie Opinions Georgia Tanner Photography Jon Purdy Joyce Wang Web Shawn Foster Campus Life - gazette.campus@uwo.ca Opinions - gazette.opinions@uwo.ca Gazette Composing Ian Greaves, Manager Cheryl Forster, Maja Anjoli-Bilic, Stuart Irvine Gazette Advertising Alex McKay, Manager Doug Warrick, Mark Ritchie Marie Curiale, Alana Daley, Mallory Daley, Kate Davis, Adam Feldman, Brian Gasparek, Ryan Gauss, Katie Graves, Michael Gregoris, Mike Hayes, Will Harris, Jonas Hrebeniuk, Lindsey Janzen, Kelly Jeffs, Sakthi Kalaichandran, Ragini Kashyap, Shawn Katuwapitiya, Melissa Kim, Tyler Kula, Mike Last, Amy Leitner, Elena Losef, Kaitlin Martin, Chad Nevett, Danielle Neziol, Carl Onofrio, Maciej Pawlak, Mark Polishuk, Josh Safer, Chris Scott, Paul Sham, Shaun Sinclair, Tony Smerek, Alexis Stoymenoff, Cali Travis, Matt Vens, Sheila Weekes, Lulu Wei, Jonathan Yazer, Matt Zerker P5 TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 STAY TUNED: Debra tries to (out) do Trevor on their comedy tour... Wednesday ArtsEntertainment Comedy writer offers 22 minutes of tips Irwin Barker speaks to humour writing class at Western By Michael Gregoris Gazette Staff “I once dated a psychologist for a little while, but she kept getting mad at me for what I was subconsciously thinking.” Irwin Barker, a comedy writer for CBC’s This Hour Has 22 Minutes, spoke to Western’s humour writing class last Wednesday. The Winnipeg native is renowned for his “clean” sense of humour and has appeared on CBC Radio One’s Madly Off In All Direction; on numerous television comedy specials, including Comedy Night in Canada and The CBC Winnipeg Comedy Festival; and at the Just for Laughs International Comedy Festival. “Humour is the socially acceptable way of complaining,” Barker said. “The role of humour is quite odd. It helps us interact with each other at various levels. Humour helps us understand what it is to be human. “We become more aware of the pluralism in society along gender and ethnic lines.” Barker believes comedy writers must be responsible about their writing. “There’s too much silliness and callous mockery [in a lot of humour],” he said. “It’s rather insensitive and has no real merit.” Barker also discussed dealing with rejection and learning to write different types of humour. “One of the hardest things [as a writer] is to put something out and have someone tell you it’s not funny,” Barker said. “That’s where you walk away and start fresh. “The true test of ability for a comedy writer is, ‘Can I step out of my own style of humour and write something for a different crowd?’” Barker said working on a politically based comedy show can be tricky. “There are some times where you have 80 per cent of the audience laughing, but the other 20 per cent are offended,” Barker said. “You try and reduce [the amount of offended people as] much as you can, but you can never please everyone.” Barker’s style is described as “an analytical and unexpected approach to everyday life and work.” He also enjoys spoofing language, he added. “Many people are uncomfortable with language, so to spin it in a way that makes it humourous and makes them feel comfortable is my goal,” Barker said. When asked, “What’s the difference between parody and satire in, let’s say, Brian Mulroney?,” Barker simply replied: “Parody would say he has a big chin; satire would say he’s a crook.” DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT? JUST PRESS THIS PICTURE TO YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES. DO IT. Comedy writer Irwin Barker spoke to Western students last week about comedy and humour writing. The Marble Index rocks stage and moustaches Hamilton band breaks out the dance-rock for Thursday crowd CONCERT REVIEW Performance: Openers: Crowd: By Alana Dyer Gazette Writer Alana Dyer/ The Gazette A MOUSTACHE HAS MANY USES. . . EVEN THE MICROPHONE FEELS THAT TICKLING SENSATION! Frontman Brad Germain led The Marble Index on a rock assault of Call The Office this weekend. Call The Office has hosted many high-quality shows, and Hamilton’s The Marble Index kept the tradition alive last Thursday night. The Marble Index put on an energized dance-rock show for the small but excited crowd, with the U.K.’s Four Day Hombre opening. Four Day Hombre’s catchy poprock sound fits somewhere between early Oasis and Coldplay’s piano melodies. The band played to a sparse crowd more interested in beer than the set. Those listening, however, seemed impressed. Set List: Worth the $$$: Lead singer Simon Wainwright granted cover-song requests and joked about covering Bryan Adams’ “Summer of 69” and his “undying love” for “our nation’s band,” Nickelback. Around midnight The Marble Index hit the stage, opening with the hard-riffed “Everyone Else” from its 2006 sophomore release Watch Your Candles Watch Your Knives. Lead singer Brad Germain bantered with the crowd, using every opportunity to get people moving. Sporting a handlebar moustache, Germain joked about his hatred for Christmas and organized religion before taking an impromptu crowd poll to gauge the popularity of his new facial hair. Though the band mostly played songs from its second album, it also performed old favourites like the danceable “We Can Make It” and the popular “I Believe.” The band also played a rough cut of an unnamed new song, which had a hard-rocking, catchy riff. Missing from the set list, however, was the instantly infectious single, “All That I Know.” Though Germain interacted very little with drummer Adam Knickle and bassist Ryan Tweedle during the set, the finale put any accusations of a one-man show to rest. In a clockwise instrument switch-up, all three members seamlessly switched places and jammed to “I Believe.” Despite its energetic close, the lack of an encore was disappointing. Overall, The Marble Index proved an entertaining alternative to hitting London’s crowded Thursday-night bar scene. P6 ➤ arts&entertainment theGazette • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 Stay fit while stripping down at Aradia Fitness By Maggie McCutcheon Gazette Staff “I CALL THIS ONE THE SPREAD EAGLE.” Unleash your sexiness on a pole with Aradia Fitness classes. After all, it sure beats getting stared at by old men in the gym. FREE BEER!!! TWO CAN DINE Special •2 •3 •2 •1 •1 small pizzas ONLY Toppings 99 cans of pop $$ 99 McCain cake dipping sauce 13 . Delivery hours from 11AM daily And by beer we mean A&E stories you can write for us. Come in to UCC Room 263 to volunteer. Carmen Electra’s striptease workout videos were just the tip of the iceberg. Aradia Fitness is the latest combination of seduction and fitness. With locations in B.C, Ontario, Alberta, North Carolina and Nevada, Aradia Fitness offers ladies a chance to “gain a sense of wellness as they learn to adore, celebrate and flaunt every curve of their body.” What better way to do so than with pole-dancing classes? Aradia Fitness, which opened its first London location last month, boasts fun classes taught by “regular” women to ensure participants feel comfortable. The program provides a full-body workout and a chance to try your hand (and body) on the pole. However, it isn’t very student-budget friendly. Located at Pilateez on Adelaide, Aradia classes run from $25 per intro class to $65 an hour for personal lessons and $149 for six weeks of classes. Most classes are scheduled after 8 p.m. three times a week, so they fit well into Women: expand your horizons, drink more beer Cocktails limit your tastebuds Dez Dispenser LSAT MCAT GMAT GRE Desiree Gamotin A&E Editor Preparation Seminars 3-169 Wharncliffe Rd. 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If you’ve spent time hanging around the Saugeen stripper, however, perhaps you can get special permission to skip ahead and start playing on the pole. Aradia Fitness also offers corporate and group parties. Parties include dinner at Robinson Hall, then pole lessons and drinks at The Thorny Devil. You’ll be taught pole, wall and lap dance routines — and you can get sloshed and dance like a hussy. If staying at home works better for you, Aradia offers a series of instructional videos. It also sells brass poles that can be custom-fit for your favourite ceiling — bedroom, kitchen, dining room, Aradia’s staff doesn’t judge — with five inches of adjustability and two size options. Something this sexy, however, has a big ticket: the “classic pole,” — 1.5 inches in diameter — will set you back $379, and the “standard pole” — 2 inches in diameter — costs $50 more. Despite its steep prices, Aradia offers a fun alternative to working out in a gym and a great opportunity to brush up on your bedroom skills. For more information, visit www.aradiafitness.com. Rated PG 7:00 Nightly 139 minutes www.westernfilm.ca BREACH Rated PG 9:35 Nightly 119 minutes 519 661-3616 Last Saturday, students set their alarms early to don green attire, pour a cold glass of beer for breakfast and celebrate their favourite patron saint. Like many Western women, I enjoy an occasional drink or two to alleviate my mental anxieties about university life — especially on a joyous occasion like St. Patrick’s Day. Drinking is undoubtedly a social activity that helps form new friendships and strengthen old ones. While drinking isn’t the only way to have fun, some of the best stories and fondest memories involve the shameless consumption of alcohol. Unlike many Western women, however, it pains my soul that many females don’t share my yearning for big, frothy pints of ice cold, imported beer. Many females generally “hate the taste” as their defective tastebuds prefer the sweetness of a “Sex On The Beach” instead of our flavourful other patron saint, Alexander Keith. Women who are heavy beer drinkers are often stereotyped as either butch or “casual and downto-earth.” As touching as this may be, it surprises men when women chug faster and indulge in the supposedly male phenomenon of beer drinking. We become limited to “girly drinks” like wine coolers and Fuzzy Navels — stuff wholly avoided by men. Guys spotted sipping a Mojito will be ostracized forever as “the guy who drinks girly drinks.” We’re swayed into entering Jim Bob’s because of its cheap Wednesday-night cocktails. If you’re look- ing to get trashed quickly and easily then yes, girly drinks can guarantee some pretty sweet sexually transmitted infections. Women must expand their horizons and reward their tastebuds by debunking some of the myths of beer drinking. One of the biggest reasons women seem to avoid beer is the thought of matching their boyfriend’s “beer belly.” However, beer won’t contribute to obesity if it’s ingested in moderation. In fact, most cocktails and mixed drinks contain sugary syrups adding up to more than 800 calories per drink. Even a tall pint of Guinness draught has less calories and alcohol than a martini. If you’re really paranoid about gaining weight, there are lowcalorie beer options like Corona Light and Beck’s Premier Light still offering the same refreshing taste. Some studies have even suggested beer — drank in moderation — provides the same health benefits as wine, reducing chances of strokes and heart disease. If you’re not drinking beer, you’re missing out. There’s a hidden, mystical world of beer I haven’t fully uncovered yet. Each beer has its own taste and character. Each lager or ale has an appearance and history unlike the boring concoctions of vodka and some kind of juice. So the next time you’re out, try something new. Overcome your fear of beer. Start off slow by replacing your usual Cosmopolitan with a Stella Artois. You’ll probably thank me later. arts&entertainment ➤ P7 theGazette • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 ON DISC Finger Eleven Them VS. You VS. Me Wind-Up Records If Finger Eleven’s newest release was a drink it would be a light beer, unlike some of the band’s previous releases, which were like damn fine lagers fit for lumberjacks. Like the band’s self-titled album, 2007’s Them VS. You VS. Me provides a more radio-friend- ly sound than its previous alt-rock releases. This results in a few interesting variations of the band’s wellestablished sound. However, most songs are nothing more than clones of previous hits like “Good Times” or “One Thing.” These tunes go down a little too smooth. There’s the Franz Ferdinandesque “Paralyzer” and the unexpectedly bouncy “Gather & Give,” with the latter being Finger Eleven’s first song to contain handclaps. The album won’t alienate current Finger Eleven fans, but it won’t gain it credibility among its detractors either. Scott Anderson has ditched the high-school angst lyrics featured prominently in the band’s back-catalogue. Hopefully, this trend continues and Anderson steers clear of the unfortunate Chad Kroegerisms plaguing modern-rock radio. The disc is a worthwhile purchase for fans, but other listeners should sample it before laying down their hard-earned dollars. —Travis Taylor The Bird and The Bee The Bird and The Bee Blue Note Records Picture a perfect spring day: the warm sun is glowing and fluffy clouds are floating in a beautiful blue sky as you dip your toes into a calm, cool lake. With its creamy vocals and bubbly instrumentals, L.A.’s The Bird and The Bee provides a similar vernal feeling. Self-described as a “futuristic 1960s American film set in Brazil,” The Bird and The Bee is making a splash in the indie scene, taking musical experience to sun-shiny new heights. The band’s name isn’t a sexual innuendo; it refers to the band members’ nicknames. Keyboardist Greg Kurstin is “Bird” and songstress Inara George is “Bee.” The jazz-inspired duo’s selftitled debut full-length is a treat for the ears. With a dash of electronica, a pinch of ambient, and a heaping spoonful of indie rock, the band’s sound is reminiscent of Leslie Feist and Frou Frou’s Imogen Heap. Tracks like “I Hate Camera” or “La La La” will have you jiving to your iPod, while other tunes offer profound sentiment and sultry vocals. Nursing its mutual adoration for jazz, The Bird and The Bee creates imaginative, inspiring tunes. The band offers more than an audio experience; its album art is visually stimulating. Combining inventive melodies and defining lyrics, The Bird And The Bee’s vibrant summery feeling is perfect for drowning your winter blues. —Lauren Gaiswinkler Disagree with A&E’s reviews? Come write for us, in Room 263 of the UCC P8 TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 Sports ON DECK: Western’s own Sister Act... the sisters Ruste ... Wednesday Props for Leafs fans Arabian Knight Malcolm Aboud Sports Editor Jon Purdy/Gazette WHACKIN’ THEIR WAY THROUGH THE BUSH COMPANY. Locker room unity and gritty performance are just a few reasons why graduating Western hockey players will never forget their experiences. A wild ride: graduating hockey Mustangs Bonding, team unity crucial in creating memories for vets By Matt Zerker Gazette Staff Almost five years have passed since the current men’s hockey seniors stumbled through the Western gates as wary-eyed pups. For this season’s veterans, it’s been a wild ride. The men’s hockey team has become a younger, tighter group that has lost ground as a powerhouse in Canadian Interuniversity Sport but gained friendship and experience transcending the importance of university athletics. For instance, three of this year’s graduating players — defencemen Mike Sellan, Mike McKeown and Chris Eade — live together. They also party together, which, according to players, is a distinct feature of ’Stangs hockey. The three join centre Ryan Hare, winger Steve Benedetti and defenceman Ryan Waldner as the six graduating Mustangs. According to Benedetti, the players’ closeness is not only a function of common interest and wild parties, but a byproduct of countless hours spent on buses and planes. “The bus trips are summerlong,” Benedetti says. “At the start of the year you’re playing teams from the NCAA; next year, the guys are going on a road trip to Europe, so the travel schedule is heavy. We’re around each other a lot, so you learn to bond in a hurry. “That’s the nature of the road, it brings the team together.” On this year’s team trip to Alaska, bonding was the order of the day. “[We] played hockey, saw some wilderness, got crushed on dollar drafts at Chilkoot Charlies’ and then headed over to the ‘The Great Alaskan Bush Company’,” says team jokester Sellan. Episodes like this — however uncommon due to head coach Clarke Singer’s normally tight leash on the team — have estab- lished a base of trust that bred team unity and success on the ice. This year’s team members say they’ve had the most fun of their hockey careers while playing at Western. “[CIS hockey] is more fun than the [Ontario Hockey League] because it’s less competitive for playing time,” Sellan says. “In the OHL, you have a curfew and scouts coming to the games, so even if you don’t care about [a hockey career] personally, your defence partner still wants to get drafted, so you can’t just throw him under the bus. “Here, if [Mike] McKeown or [Chris] Eade plays better than me, then I’m happy for them.” This competitive harmony has created a comfortable environment and a bond that makes them more than just teammates. Not surprisingly, interesting stories are a dime a dozen. “Sellan decided to [clown around] at the rookie party,” Eade says. “He figured he’d show the rookies how the fourth-year guys party. He had minimal clothes on — on a stationary bike.” But all good things must come to an end. Coming down the stretch this season, the realization that they are in the twilight of their careers has created a sense of nostalgia among the players. “In your last season, it’s more trying to push to do something,” Eade says. “I’ve never won a national championship at Western, but we were fortunate enough to win the Queen’s Cup. In your last year, you definitely really think about that.” Unfortunately the ’Stangs were eliminated in the second round of this year’s Ontario University Athletics playoffs, and won’t have the chance at a coveted national title. But the graduating class of Mustangs men’s hockey doesn’t leave this season empty-handed, as it carries five years of good memories with it. As a die-hard Montreal Canadiens fan living in Ontario, it’s somewhat unsurprising — yet also somewhat shameful — that I’d never attended a game at the Forum or the Bell Centre until last weekend. I made the pilgrimage for the matchup versus the Toronto Maple Leafs and was amazed at the degree to which the town was abuzz with hockey. This was the biggest game of the year and everybody knew it. Only one catch: by “everybody,” I don’t just mean Habs fans. I stayed at the Sheraton hotel across the street from the Bell Centre, and it was clear within 15 minutes that 90 per cent of the hotel’s clientele was comprised of Leafs fans in town for the game. As such, over the three days I was in Montreal, I spent more time chirping Leafs blue and St. Pat’s green than conversing with my fellow lovers of le bleu, blanc et rouge. I assumed the ratio would be better once we reached the arena and I was right — barely. The arena buzzed as the game started, but within minutes we had to start a Habs chant to overpower a crescendo of “Go Leafs Go.” The crowd went wild when Andrei Kostitsyn scored the first goal, but the roar from Toronto’s faithful wasn’t to be taken lightly when the Leafs tied it up. The shootout might have been the best and most deafening three minutes of my life — I couldn’t hear the guy next to me over the boos as each Toronto shooter skated to centre ice — but the invading Leafs fans held their own in cheering when Sundin potted his goal. While an away crowd could never match the intensity of the Montreal fans, they did the best one could expect. In fact, I’d argue the Toronto constituency of the stadium was far more intense than the usual home crowd at the Air Canada Centre. Leafs fans have it rough when it comes to tickets — if they can get past the price raise caused by corporate buyouts of season tickets, they still usually get stuck next to some yuppie trying to hear his business partner on his Blackberry through the crowd noise. And just as you’re more likely to find a suit than a jersey in the front row at the ACC, it seemed this weekend you were more likely to find a real Leafs fan taking to the road. I hate Leafs Nation as much as any red-blooded Habs fan, but I’ll give it credit; when a playoff spot’s on the line, it supports its team — no matter what lengths it has to go to. sports ➤ P9 theGazette • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 Sin Bin: Mailbag: Aboud rips Lance, gets hate mail Duke Blue Devils Last week, Sports Editor Malcolm Aboud took on seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong in his column “Lance is no better than Bonds.” Reader response was strong, with letters supporting both Armstrong and Bonds. Here are few we received: By James Hayes Gazette Staff Hats off to the Duke Blue Devils basketball program for earning some much-needed time in our infamous Sin Bin. The Dookies are keeping the Bin’s bench warm thanks to their recent Lucifer-esque fall from grace. After Gerald Henderson exacted some elbow grease (literally) on Tar Heel Tyler Hansbrough’s schnozz, the prestigious Blue Devils buttressed that performance with a first round exit in the NCAA tourney. The Blue Devils, coached by legendary bench boss Mike Krzyzewski (spell that five times fast), have been fast tracking down the toilet. The squad dropped eight of its last 12 contests to finish the regular season 22-11 — 8-8 in the Atlantic Coast Conference — paltry by Duke standards. Their last two losses were against bitter, in-state “Tobacco Road” rivals North Carolina and NC State. As a Duke fan, there isn’t much to look forward to this year short of watching NASCAR and smoking darts. Duke has been one of the preeminent NCAA hoops programs since the days of Christian Laettner and Bobby Hurley in the mid ’90s. Their players are stereotyped as privileged, whiny cry-babies. That’s why it’s refreshing for Hansbrough (now wearing a protective mask for his broken nose) and any other non-Duke fan to see the Blue Devils suck for once. It looks like it’s back to the drawing board for Coach K. It’s quite likely the Blue Devils will be more dangerous next season, as their top players — Josh McRoberts, Greg Paulus and Jon Scheyer — are underclassmen. Still, it’s nice to see Dookies grumble as they’re parked in the Sin Bin, at least for this season. To the Editor: I’ve followed the Tour de France extensively and watched nearly every stage for the last four years. I’m an avid cyclist and ride a Cervelo time-trial road bike. How often does Bonds get tested? How often did Lance Armstrong get tested? Oh, that’s right — before races, during races, after races and lots of other times. Many have labelled him “the most tested athlete in the world.” Yes, there have been allegations, but they’ve been unsubstantiated, amounting to little more than tabloid journalism in large part by the French media. Aboud wrote “Armstrong is the nice guy who conquered France despite having to overcome cancer — who wouldn’t want to see him win?” Clearly, you don’t know what you’re talking about. French fans have been known to literally spit on Armstrong during races. He’s American, they’re French — you do the math. Many French people believe the drugs he received during his bout with cancer were in some way performance-enhancing. Cyclists using performance-enhancing drugs like Hamilton or Landis got caught. But seven Tours? First of all, he had a pro team purposefully devoted to keeping him at the front by drafting or keeping tempo. Secondly, the man has a heart 33 per cent bigger than the average human, a VO2 max of nearly 84 when in top shape, and excels in the individual time trials, especially hill climbs where the Tour is typically won. To quote Armstrong, “Everyone wants to know what I’m on. What am I on? I’m on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you on?” —Chris Prouse Economics IV To the Editor: Malcolm Aboud asks why Lance Armstrong isn’t on the list of athletes who test positive for steroids. The reason is simple: Lance hasn’t tested positive. I figured you would have at least known that fact before trying to fit Armstrong into such a group. Aboud says Armstrong is directly linked to doping. Why does he still have his seven titles? Why is he still considered a hero? There is a huge difference between Bonds and Armstrong. Firstly, Lance has an entire nation (France) trying to prove he’s doped. He was the most heavilytested athlete in sports. That’s why Bonds isn’t guilty of anything yet. If the NHL, NBA, NFL, and MLB all tested as rigorously as the Union Cycliste Inernationale did, there wouldn’t be enough players to fill starting lines. Cyclists are tested for everything. Sure, Armstrong is considered a hero to lots of Americans while people hate Bonds for what he’s done off the field, but that doesn’t change facts. Lance Armstrong has taken eight years of abuse and has more people after him than Barry Bonds does. The infinite number of steroid tests should speak for itself. Next time, you should write more facts instead of ranting about Lance’s perception in society. Feel free to prove me wrong and let me know how Armstrong broke any rules. You wouldn’t get away writing this stuff about a hockey player, so I’m making sure you don’t get away with it here either. —Brandon Throop Social Science III To the Editor: I read your piece in which you assert that “we all know” Barry Bonds has used steroids. I’m surprised to see a philosophy major join the irrational mass that “knows” what hasn’t been proven. Though “we” think we “know” Bonds has used steroids, it hasn’t been proven. As selfish and antisocial as Bonds can be, I’m very troubled by the climate in American journalism, even at the college level, that sets aside its tradition of journalistic objectivity to participate in the lynching of an unconvicted person. Perhaps your participation on the school newspaper is where you let your emotional side have a life. I suspect there’s truth in that intuition. I suspect your soul is a haven of animosity. Of greater interest is what psychological complex possesses those to crucify another human being. There’s a cruelty in that, which surpasses anything Bonds has done by being a pain in the ass. —Dave Hallock Seattle, WA Follow Chris, Brandon, and Dave’s lead and send your letters to gazette.sports@uwo.ca. You could send us a nice letter if you feel like it. No? Maybe not? 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New home for rent. $395 /bedroom, deck, garage, 3 car parking, storage space, 2 -4 piece bathrooms, landscaping & snow removal provided, 5 brand new appliances, on 2 major bus routes, lots of living space. Lease starts May 1, 2007. Rob: 519-777-8946 -anytime. 4 BD. RED BRICK. Apartments and houses 519859-3236. All areas. Many to choose from. Featuring red brick buildings and houses. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 4 BDRM #1 student rentals. Newly built red bricks, right across from campus! Dishwasher, washer/dryer include. Huge, spacious rooms with massive closets. Networked for Internet and parking included. These ones always go fast so call soon. Call John anytime at 519-859-5563. 4 BDRM 76 Chesham Crt, walk to UWO! 2 bath, student suite with separate entrance, double garage, deck, patio, many upgrades, low-maintenance treed landscaped lot. $289,000. www.bytheowner.com/4730491. By appointment 519-473-0491 4 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and single family homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking and network high speed internet! Located in great student areas. Act fast-these won’t last. For more information call Bill at 519-670-0327. 4 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses, apartments and single homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/ living room, free parking and networked for high speed internet! Located in great student areas. Act fast- these won’t last. For more information call Zach at 519-932-0627. 4 BDRM HOUSE, $1360 / month, utilities included, close to UWO / downtown, 5 appliances, 1.5 baths, parking, close to bus. Call Rich or Tara, 519-6866006 4 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many units are new and include all appliances, parking and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 4 BDRM TOWNHOUSES near all amenities. These 4 bedroom townhouses are 3 floors and 2 washrooms for 4 people! Bedrooms are spacious, bright and have huge closets. Free parking and property management. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 4 BDRM UNITS -dishwasher, cardio/weight room, underground parking, theatre, social lounge- we have it all! Near downtown and campus -don’t delay these units always sell first! 519-858-2525. 4 BDRM, BEST location on Richmond. Walking distance to UWO, direct bus route to Dt. Equal size bedrooms, open kitchen concept, laundry, dishwasher, parking. All inclusive, Cable and internet! 519-933-9331, www.exclusiverentals.ca 4 BEDROOM BEAUTY Richmond and Huron. Fresh paint, updated kitchen and bathroom, laundry, parking. Clean, bright and comfortable. $415/rm + utilities. Call Ryan 519-859-9355 4 BEDROOM HOUSE with 2 full kitchens, 2 full bathrooms, skylights, fireplace, hardwood floors, laundry and parking. Available May 01, 2007. Call Jim at 519-691-5891. 4 BEDROOM REDBRICK townhomes on Oxford. 10 minute walk to campus, right on bus route to campus and downtown. Great location. Three floors, two full washrooms! Huge rooms and closets. All new appliances including washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call John @ (519) 859-5563 with questions or to book a tour 4 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE located on Oxford, 1 block from Richmond. 4 private bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms with 2 showers, parking, full kitchen, free laundry. Bus route 1 block away and all amenities within 1 minute. walk. $450 utilities included. per bedroom. Call Derek @ 519-429-2060 or 519-4293398 (evenings) 4 GIRLS TO share condo. UWO bus at door. Laundry, cable, walk to amenities. $375 / month + hydro. Leave message @ 519-661-8799 4,5 BD RED BRICK Apartments and townhouses. 519-859-3236. Many locations and layouts. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236 4-6 BDRM HOUSES and town homes for rent. Units are modern, clean and close to campus. Get everything you could ask for, with 5 appliances, free parking, spacious bedrooms and common rooms and full time maintenance. Bedrooms are networked for internet. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 4/5 BEDROOM 2 blocks south of gates on Richmond Street. Spacious, hardwood floors, ceramic, 200’ yard, porch and patio. May 1st 519-672-5801 5 BD ALL prime locations, downtown, Ceeps & near UWO, on bus routes. Top condition. See us first! Rides available to view, Call 519-640-1900 5 BD BRAND new brick house. Perfect location and equal size bedrooms. 2 Fridges, AC, Laundry, dishwasher, huge space! Everything you need, we got it! Call ASAP 519-933-9331, WWW.exclusiverentals.ca 100.82.C.01 642-HOME(4663) 4 BD ALL prime locations, close to campus & downtown, Ceeps, bus routes. Don’t wait! - these units go fast. Rides available to view. Call 519-640-1900 5 BDR, 3 bathroom, brand new. 2 minute walk to UWO. 11 months lease available, $450 pp / month. Call Michelle @ 519-777-6019 or 519-6769-2512 5 BDR, CLOSE to campus, on Bernard Ave.., 2 full baths, clean, spacious, spread out rooms, only $380 /room / month + utilities. call now 519-433-2181 for viewing. 5 BDR., LARGE, attractive, newly renovated house on Sunset, 1 minute walk to campus. All bedrooms bright 7 spacious, large kitchen 7 living room, 2 full baths, 6 appliances, including 2 fridges. wired for internet, parking for 4 cars. $450 / room, utilities included. Call 519-433-8687 classifieds ➤ P11 theGazette • TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2007 Housing Housing Housing 5 BDRM AMAZING 3 level townhouse. Spacious living area. Private student community. Only $425 inclusive Cable, Internet and Phone. Won’t last long, Call now 519-933-9331 www.exclusiverentals.ca 5 BDRM LUXURY townhouse brand new starting at $460. Large rooms, 2.5 baths, dishwasher, A/C and washer/dryer. Next to Gibbon’s park, recreational paths, a short walk to campus -don’t wait! 519-8580825. 5 BDRM. BEAUTIFUL house. Just released on market! Very Close to Campus and on direct bus route. New Kitchen, newly renovated bathroom and includes washer/dryer and dishwasher. Large spacious rooms, Networked for Internet with wireless and parking included. All-inclusive also available Call Dave anytime at 519-694-0525. 5 BEDROOM 2 full baths great condition, 10 minute walk to UWO. bus across the street, hardwood floors 2 fridges, dishwasher, A/C, rides available, $385/room. Call Michelle: 519-777-6019, 519-679-2512 5 BEDROOM 3-floor townhouse. Close to downtown, shopping and 5 min. bus to campus. Clean, comfortable and newly decorated. Good size bedrooms, Good size bedrooms. large common room and kitchen, laundry, dishwasher, fenced yard with BBQ. $395 utilities included. Summit Properties. Call Joseph 671-2671 5 BEDROOM HOUSE 165 Wharncliffe (Oxford and Wharncliffe area) 12 month lease May 1st. Utilities included, fridge, stove, dishwasher, microwave, freezer, washer and dryer, public transit, parking, private back yard, newly renovated and freshly painted with new carpet throughout. Extra large bedroom approx. 13’x15’. $395 inclusive. Cell 519-857-4232 or 519-660-1299 5 BEDROOM HOUSE for group to share. Gas fireplace, 3 bathrooms, all appliances, laundry, parking. Wharncliffe /Western Road area. May lease. $340 /person plus utilities or $420 /person inclusive. Murray Black 519-642-2525 5 BEDROOM HOUSE. 10 houses from Western. Beautiful home $415 /room +utilities. On bus route, huge rooms, 3 full baths with showers. Hardwood floors. all new appliances including washer /dryer. Walking distance to Western, Loblaws, Masonville. Grass cutting /snow shoveling done by landlord. Parking for 5+ cars. Call Mike for further info and showings 519-639-7445 5 BEDROOM HOUSE. 10 houses from Western. Beautiful home $415 /room +utilities. On bus route, huge rooms, 3 full baths with showers. Hardwood floors. all new appliances including washer /dryer. Walking distance to Western, Loblaws, Masonville. Grass cutting /snow shoveling done by landlord. Parking for 5+ cars. Call Mike for further info and showings 519-639-7445 5 BEDROOM HOUSE. Clean, newly renovated. Close to downtown, shopping, university, bus stop outside the door with a 7 minute ride to the university. Large kitchen, and living room. All bedrooms super large. Washer, drier, dishwasher, fridge, stove. $380 all inclusive. Call 519-672-7206 7:30 to 5:00 weekdays and 519-433-8911 evenings and weekends. 5 BEDROOM HOUSE. Modern, spacious. Kipps Lane area. Ideal for UWO and Fanshawe. Gas fireplace, all appliances, laundry, parking. May lease. $340 /person monthly plus utilities. Murray Black 519-642-2525. 5 BEDROOM HOUSES and apartments right on bus route to campus and downtown. Great locations. Huge rooms and closets. Most have all new appliances including washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call John @ (519) 859-5563 with questions or to book a tour. 5 BEDROOM HOUSES and townhouses for rent on all sides of campus. All places have free parking, free maintenance and full time property management. Units are rented on a first come first serve basis. Call Zach at 519-932-0627. 5 BEDROOM HOUSES. Bus stop at door. Wharncliffe /Western Road. Large bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, all appliances, laundry, parking. May lease. $340/person plus utilities or $440/person inclusive.Call Murray Black 519-642-2525 5 BEDROOM near Richmond gates and King’s College. Two bathrooms, 2 common rooms, large bedroom, dishwasher, laundry, large fenced yard with BBQ. Just listed, won’t last long! $395. Summit Properties. Call Joseph 671-2671 5 BEDROOM VICTORIAN, 423 Pall Mall St., 3 blocks from Richmond. Renovated, 2 baths, 6 appliances, Large rooms, networked, deck, big yard. Steps to groceries, bus, bars. $397+, May. Kevin 519-670-2588 5 BEDROOM, Brand new, never lived in , Victorian style home. Bargain @ $395/room. Located downtown, where everyone wants to live! On bus route, located at 26 and 34 Regina. Includes 5 huge bedrooms, new full-size washer, dryer, dishwasher, range and fridge. Individual cable & internet connections. Great parking, fun & convenient location. Professional management. Call Carl 519-860-8801 or email rentmajesty@rogers.com. 5/6 BEDROOM HOUSE, Rock bottom price. Close to UWO, lots of parking, washer, dryer, diswasher, AC, well maintained, large deck & yard, you’ll love this property! 5 bedroom $399 /person /month. 6 bedroom $369 /person /month. Call 519-902-3475 or 519-200-8220 6 AND 7 bdrms all areas around campus. New and spacious, with large/equal size bedrooms. Prewired for high speed internet, much parking, all appliances including washer/dryer, dishwasher. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, jsmith@lpcrentals.com. 6 AND 7 bedroom adjacent campus. The awesome red brick homes and townhomes. Really large room sizes. All appliances, fully networked for internet, parking included. For more info or showing call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, jsmith@lpcrentals.com. 6 BD ALL prime locations, downtown 7 close to campus, on LTC bus routes. See us first! Rides available to view units. Call 519-640-1900. Refer A Friend Program - get $100 cash! 6 BD RED BRICK all area . Large houses. 519-8593236. Many to choose from. Featuring red brick houses. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 6 BD TOWNHOUSES. 519-859-3236. Red brick. All areas. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 6 BDRM A+ location. Steps away from UWO and direct bus route, 2 kitchen, 2 bathrooms, very modern and huge bedrooms. All inclusive, Even cable and internet, Call now 519-933-9331, www.exclusiverentals.ca 6 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and family homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking and networked high speed internet! All are in great student areas. Act fast-these won’t last. For more information call Bill at 519-670-0327. 6 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many of the units are brand new and include all appliances, parking, and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 6 BDRM HOUSES on all sides of campus. Most feature 5 new appliances, spacious rooms and huge closets, open concept kitchen/ living room, free parking and networked for high speed internet. Act fast- these won’t last! For more information call Zach at 519-932-0627. 6 BEDROOM BOTH sides of campus, and some downtown. These are the awesome red brick ones. Newly built, all appliances, sprawling room sizes. exactly what you thought off campus was going to be like. Ready to be seen. Call Jon anytime 519852-7993, jsmith@lpcrentals.com. 6 BEDROOM HOUSE located 2 blocks north of gates. 2 bathrooms, kitchen hardwood floors and ceramic, patio and 200’ yard. Parking and laundry available May 1st 12 month lease 519-672-5801 6, 7 BDRM houses downtown and near campus. Huge houses with lots of common area and spacious bedrooms. Places include new appliances, free parking, and full time property management. Great prices. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 7 BDRM #1 student rentals. Newly built red bricks in all the best student areas around campus and downtown! Dishwasher, washer /dryer include. Huge, spacious rooms with massive closets. Networked for Internet and parking included. These ones always go fast so call soon. Call John anytime at 519-859-5563. 7/8 BD ALL prime locations, downtown, Ceeps, & near UWO, on LTC bus routes. Rides available to view. Refer A Friend Program - get $100 cash! These large properties go fast! - so call now @ 519640-1900 AFFORDABLE LUXURY! Brand new 5 bdrm townhouse close to the University. Surrounded by nature with large river-view rooms, 2.5 baths, dishwasher, A/C, washer/dryer, on site parking. Won’t last- call 519-858-0825 today AWESOME 5 / 6 Bedroom house, large bedrooms w/cable, phone, internet hookup, gas fireplace, 3 bathrooms, laundry, parking. $395 for 6 / $450 for 5, May 1st. 519-859-1631 BACHELOR 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 bedroom houses & apartments, various locations. 5 appliances, starting @ $300 / room / month, May 1st. Call 519-859-1631 BEAUTIFUL 3 BEDROOM in Victorian mansion. living /dining 3 season room, nice front porch, dishwasher, close to transit, Oxford and Wharncliffe area $449 inclusive. Call Dave. 1-647-893-2889 CLOSE TO UWO, one room available now, 2nd room May 1st. $400 / month incl. utilities. Excellent facilities, contact Steve @ 519-996-9606 or email sfung25@uwo.ca COMPLETELY RENOVATED 2 bedroom apartment. 368 Wharncliffe Rd. North; 0.75 km from University. only 500 dollars/month, utility are included. Available from: 01/05/2007 contact: Mr. Rogan @ (613) 391-1678 email: drogan@sympatico.ca COMPLETELY RENOVATED 3 bedroom apartment. 368 Wharncliffe Rd. North; 0.75 km from University. only 450 dollars/month, utility are included. Available from: 01/05/2007 contact: Mr. Rogan @ (613) 391-1678 emailL: drogan@sympatico.ca DOWNTOWN. 3 BEDROOM house. Not your typical student house. Call Eric for a tour - 519-8593236. All inclusive available. DOWNTOWN. 5 BEDROOM house for rent. Hardwood and ceramic throughout. 2.5 bathrooms, washer and dryer. Large backyard with big deck and sunroom. Backs onto Harris Park. Call Richard at 519-719-7355 GREAT DEALS on terrific student homes 1,2,3,4,5, 6 bedroom apartments & homes. Inclusive rents. Close to campus -some walking distance, controlled entry, hardwood floors, parking, laundry, near all amenities. Hassle free living. Available May 1st call anytime: 519—858-2674, cell:519-852-2674. 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