You Ain’t Nothin’ But A NewsHound
(Parody of “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley)
You ain't nothin’ but a NewsHound
lying all the time;
You ain't nothin’ but a NewsHound,
lying all the time;
You ain’t never told the truth,
so you ain't no friend of mine.
You claimed you were balanced,
now that was just a lie;
You claimed you were balanced,
Yeah that was just a lie
You hate to tell the truth so
Your doom drawing nigh
You ain’t nothin’ but the vets’ whore
They cry all the time
You ain’t nothin’ but the vets’ whore
They cry on a dime
You hide their violence
So you ain’t no friend of mine
[instrumental interlude]
Told the words of false preachers
Knew they were lyin’
Quoted pervert teachers
Yeah you knew they were lyin’
You mocked the truth of God
So you ain’t no friend of mine
[instrumental interlude]
Let the parents slander
Knowin’ they were lyin’
Let politicians pander
Know they were lyin’
You filled the air with fraud
So you ain’t no friend of mine
You ain’t nothing but a fag pimp
Lying all the time
You ain’t nothin’ but a fag pimp
Lyin’ all the time
Well you promote filthy sin
So you ain’t no friend of mine