Perfect Persian Royalist
HAMAN:
I AM THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST,
I’VE INCLINATIONS HOMOCIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
I HATE THE JEWS OF SHUSHAN AND I KNOW THEIR
LINE HISTORICAL,
FROM
ABRAHAM
TO
MORDECHAI
IN
ORDER
CATEGORICAL.
I’M VERY WELL ACQAINTED WITH THEIR CONQUESTS
GEOGRAPHICAL
I COMPREHEND ILLUSIONS BOTH THE SIMPLE AND THE
FACTUAL;
ABOUT SEMITIC VISION I AM REALLY ON TO ALL THEY
SEE,
ABOUT THEIR DREADFUL PLANS TO MOUNT A WORLDWIDE JEW CONSPIRACY.
A Perfect Persian Royalist
CHORUS:
ABOUT THEIR DREADFUL PLANS TO MOUNT A WORLDWIDE JEW CONSPIRACY.
ABOUT THEIR DREADFUL PLANS TO MOUNT A WORLDWIDE JEW CONSPIRACY.
ABOUT THEIR DREADFUL PLANS TO MOUNT A WORLDWIDE JEW CONSPIRACY.
HAMAN:
I’M VERY TOUGH ON RENEGADES AND HUMANISTIC
PACIFISTS,
I KNOW THEIR DEMONOTIC GAME OF PLAYING GOD
INTOXICATES;
In SHORT IN MATTERS HOMICIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
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A Perfect Persian Royalist
I AM THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST.
CHORUS:
IN SHORT IN MATTERS HOMICIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
HE IS THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST.
HAMAN:
I KNOW OF JEWISH HISTORY KING DAVID’S AND THE
MACABEES,
I’VE EVEN READ ISAIAH, I’VE A KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR
DESTINY.
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A Perfect Persian Royalist
I QUOTE IN UGARITIC ALL THE LINES FROM
GILGAMESHIC LORE,
IN HEBREW I CAN SING ALL OF THE NOTES OF THEIR
TANACHIC SCORE.
IN SPITE OF KNOWING JEZEBEL FROM PICKLED BEETS
AND BABYLON,
I KNOW THE JEWISH NATION IS A BLOT ON OUR
ESCUTCHEON;
SO I WILL FIND A WAY IN WHICH TO PLOT THEIR
MURDER TO A MAN,
AND OUTDO ALL THE RHYMES OF THE IMMORTAL
ARTHUR SULLIVAN.
CHORUS:
AND OUTDO ALL THE RHYMES OF THE IMMORTAL
ARTHUR SULLIVAN
AND OUTDO ALL THE RHYMES OF THE IMMORTAL
ARTHUR SULLIVAN
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A Perfect Persian Royalist
AND OUTDO ALL THE RHYMES OF THE IMMORTAL
ARTHUR SULLIVAN
HAMAN:
THEN I CAN WRITE THE TICKET FOR MY UP-COMING
PROGENY,
THEY’LL LIVE IN SPLENDOR EVERY DAY UNTIL WE REACH
ETERNITY
IN SHORT IN MATTERS HOMOCIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
I AM THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST.
CHORUS:
IN SHORT IN MATTERS HOMOCIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
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A Perfect Persian Royalist
HE IS THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST.
HAMAN:
ITS TRUE THAT I KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY BAR’CHU
AND HAVDALAH;
AND I CAN TELL AT SIGHT THE SHULCHAN ARUCH FROM
THE KABBALAH
AND SUCH BELIEFS AS MAZAL AND MOSHIACH
COSMOLOGICAL,
ARE THINGS THAT ARE PRECISELY WHAT IS MEANT BY
SCATOLOGICAL.
YOU SEE THEY HOLD THAT JUSTICE IS A FACT OF JEWISH
HISTORY
BUT I NOW KNOW THIS CLAPTRAP IS SHEAR NONSENSE
AND MERE TRICKERY;
IN SHORT WHEN YOU WILL CONTEMPLATE THEIR
CONVOLUTED TREACHERY,
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A Perfect Persian Royalist
YOU’LL SAY THIS PERFECT PERSIAN ROYALIST HAS GOT A
STRATEGY.
CHORUS:
YOU’LL SAY THIS PERFECT PERSIAN ROYALIST HAS GOT A
STRATEGY.
YOU’LL SAY THIS PERFECT PERSIAN ROYALIST HAS GOT A
STRATEGY.
YOU’LL SAY THIS PERFECT PERSIAN ROYALIST HAS GOT A
STRATEGY.
HAMAN:
CAUSE MY SOLITARY WISH IS THAT WE SAFEGUARD
FROM PERVERSITY,
AND SAVOR ALL THE SPOILS FOR US BEGINNING WITH
OUR PROGENY,
YOU’LL SEE IN MATTERS HOMICIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
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A Perfect Persian Royalist
I AM THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST.
CHORUS
YOU’LL SEE IN MATTERS HOMICIDAL, PARANOID AND
EGOTIST,
HE IS THE VERY PICTURE OF A PERFECT PERSIAN
ROYALIST.
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