Yarbz Morning Photo Caption:
She Looks Like Crap!
Yarbz Caption: Model and Tart, Jana Speaker arrives at the "How To Dress Like a Slut and Make Yourself Look Like
Shit Conference" in Beverly Hills, California. Ms. Speaker, known for her scientifically enhanced sub-woofers, won first
place in numerous categories including the Mash Them Tight Award, Pissy Bitch Attitude Award and the highest
achievement, Dressing in such A Way as to Make a Perty Person Look Fugly Award.
Original Caption: Model Jana Speaker poses as she arrives as a guest at the premiere of the new film 'Master and
Commander The Far Side of the World' in Beverly Hills November 11, 2003. The film, stars Russell Crowe and opens
November 14, 2003 in the United States. PHOTO TAKEN NOVEMBER 11. REUTERS/Fred Prouser
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JuggHead Review:
Oh My god!
Various and sundry "Alcohol Elimination Officers" from the new anti-alcohol bureau of the Illinois State Substance
Elimination Board. Left to right: Al, Keith, FB & Buddah.
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Wed Nov 12, 2003
Great and True Story:
I received this story via the email. As usual, I check all these internet stories to see if they are real. I am happy to
report that this has been confirmed as true as Snopes.com.
Exact Link
Here is the letter:
Dear Friends and Family,
I hope that you will spare me a few minutes of your time to tell you about something that I saw on Monday,
October 27.
I had been attending a conference in Annapolis and was coming home on Sunday. As you may recall, Los Angeles
International Airport was closed on Sunday, October 26, because of the fires that affected air traffic control.
Accordingly, my flight, and many others, were canceled and I wound up spending a night in Baltimore.
My story begins the next day. When I went to check in at the United counter Monday morning I saw a lot of
soldiers home from Iraq. Most were very young and all had on their desert camouflage uniforms. This was as
change from earlier, when they had to buy civilian clothes in Kuwait to fly home. It was a visible reminder that we
are in a war. It probably was pretty close to what train terminals were like in World War II.
Many people were stopping the troops to talk to them, asking them questions in the Starbucks line or just saying
"Welcome Home." In addition to all the flights that had been canceled on Sunday, the weather was terrible in
Baltimore and the flights were backed up. So, there were a lot of unhappy people in the terminal trying to get
home, but nobody that I saw gave the soldiers a bad time.
By the afternoon, one plane to Denver had been delayed several hours. United personnel kept asking for volunteers
to give up their seats and take another flight. They weren't getting many takers. Finally, a United spokeswoman got
on the PA and said this, "Folks. As you can see, there are a lot of soldiers in the waiting area. They only have 14
days of leave and we're trying to get them where they need to go without spending any more time in an airport
then they have to. We sold them all tickets, knowing we would oversell the flight. If we can, we want to get them
all on this flight. We want all the soldiers to know that we respect what you're doing, we are here for you and we
love you."
At that, the entire terminal of cranky, tired, travel-weary people, a cross-section of America, broke into sustained
and heart-felt applause. The soldiers looked surprised and very modest. Most of them just looked at their boots.
Many of us were wiping away tears.
And, yes, people lined up to take the later flight and all the soldiers went to Denver on that flight.
That little moment made me proud to be an American, and also told me why we will win this war.
If you want to send my little story on to your friends and family, feel free. This is not some urban legend. I was
there, I was part of it, I saw it happen.
Will Ross
Administrative Judge
United States Department of Defense
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 12, 03 | 10:25 am | Profile
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Fabulous Flatulent Fish Farts Found
In a story too good to be fiction, scientists have found that certain fish (herring) actually communicate via their
flatulence. I am so glad this doesn't happen @ Buddha's Friday nite gatherings.
This may explain the Fast Repetitive Ticks (FRT's) I experience after eating herring in cream sauce. More...
Posted by: FloridaBill on Nov 12, 03 | 8:12 am | Profile
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Great Photo of the Man!
All Hail!
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Brain(s) of Poo Award:
Puppet Kicks Protestors Ass
What a Brain of Poo. What the caption below does not say is that after the photo was taken, the puppet knocked 'ol Mike
out with a right uppercut to the jaw. These idiots are simply Dumocrats that protest because it’s something to do besides
their regular pastime, incestuous family relationships...
Caption: Michael Bakunin, of Greensboro, North Carolina, uses a puppet of President George W. Bush to spar with a
passerby across the street from the president's fundraising luncheon, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, November 7,
2003. Roughly 500 people protested the $2,000 per plate luncheon with a march and booed Bush supporters as they left
the convention center. (Hart Matthews/Reuters)
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Yarbz Morning Photo Caption:
Yarbz Caption: Catholic Bishops are bored as they listen to various and sundry speeches by Catholic Bosses. Their
minds most likely were thinking about the afternoon entertainment scheduled which included several Boy Scout
troops performing striptease acts on the alter.
Original Caption: U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops Chairman Wilton D. Gregory listens to a presentation on the
work of the National review Board and Ad Hoc Committee on Sexual Abuse, November 11, 2003 in Washington. The
conference, holding its semiannual meeting, was briefed on the latest developments on settling the sexual scandals
by the Catholic clergy. REUTERS/Mike Theiler
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Cool Photo:
It does look like the PFC on the right is a bit wary of the biker vet...
Caption: Army Pfc. and former POW Patrick Miller, right, talks with Vietnam veteran Fred Becker, left, after a
Veterans Day memorial at Fort Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska, Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003. Miller was captured
March 23, 2003, when his 507th Maintenance Company was ambushed near Nasiriyah in Iraq. (AP Photo/Al Grillo)
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 12, 03 | 6:31 am | Profile
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Stolen from NewsMax.com
Susan Sarandon's Hillary Hate
You wouldn't expect anything bad about Hillary to fly out of the mouth of a prominent Hollywood lefty. But it's
happened.
In Index magazine, Susan Sarandon whacks the former first lady so hard you can almost feel the entire
Democratic Party reel.
Sarandon let go with a hearty "Hate her!"
She added that "the only thing she's [Hillary's] going to be remembered for is standing by her man, and that is
really sad."
The Banger sister then hit Hillary in the sorest of spots -- campaign dollars. "She had a shot, and she really blew it.
... She turned out to be just another politician, which was really disappointing. I also think she lost a lot of support.
I know a lot of people who write very large checks who have told her, 'That's it for us, don't come back.'"
NewsMax.com
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 12, 03 | 6:24 am | Profile
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Tue Nov 11, 2003
No Effing Way
The cross-dressing NY millionaire who shot and killed and then cut up and disposed of his elderly neighbor is NOT
GUILTY.
Wait just a moment. Iffin he really shot the guy in self defense, why then did he mutilate the corpse and dump the
remains in Galveston Harbor? He then flees to New Orleans and then is on the run for several weeks in
Pennsylvania before returning to Texas where he is properly cuffed and stuffed.
And what exactly happened to his wife? She just "disappeared" and he fled to South Texas living as a mute woman
to "escape the scrutiny" of it all. This just ain't right.
Not to mention the fact that the guy's band, Limp Bizkit, totally sucks. More...
Posted by: FloridaBill on Nov 11, 03 | 10:22 am | Profile
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Yarbz Morning Photo caption:
Don't Need No Stinkin' Healthcare
Yarbz Caption: Ghannahbi Bahdi Paahts, a member of Idiotamic Jihad testifies to leaders of the organization that his
eyes are brown now but will soon be blue. It is a requirement that all murderous homicide fart bombers have blue eyes. Mr.
Bahdi Paahts testified that when he dreamed of how the attack would be carried out, one eye blew left and one eye blew
right and therefore he should qualify as being blew eyed. Regarding his future attack on one of the Israeli pubs in the
West Bank, he told Idiotamic Jihad leaders that in his dream he heard one of the Israelis scream, just as he blew himself
up, "No! Bud Light!". His mission was approved by the Idiotamic Jihad counsel.
Original Caption: Masked members of Islamic Jihad. The militant Palestinian group revealed it is ready to meet Palestinian
premier Ahmed Qorei to discuss a halt in attacks on Israelis.(AFP/File/Jean-Philippe Ksiazek)
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 11, 03 | 6:49 am | Profile
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Brain of Poo Award:
Dumbass Koreans!
Don't they realize that their country is right next to the most crazed idiot country in the world? Their leader is
certifiably insane and wants to run the whole peninsula. I say if they want us out, let's get out. Pull all troops, withdraw
from any obligations to defend South Korea and then send a telegram to Kim, "The Dong" Jong Il that we will not interfere
with his plans should they involved annexing South Korea. I think some of these protesters would sing a different song to
the tune of America the Beautiful. 'Course we'd just tell 'em to pound sand.
Caption: South Korean anti-war protesters hold signs at an anti-U.S. protest, near the U.S. embassy in Seoul, November 11,
2003. U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld will begin this week a trip to Japan and South Korea for security talks with
those key allies, including possible changes in the U.S. military presence in the region. REUTERS/Lee Jae-Won
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 11, 03 | 6:41 am | Profile
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Mon Nov 10, 2003
What a Bargain!
While they're not the St. Pauli Girl, they would probably be a lot of fun. Girls who drink a lot of beer are the best
girls in the world!
Caption: Six German women pose with a crate of beer. The six promise to add sparkle to even the dullest party,
have sold themselves in an Internet auction for just over 25,000 euros on the e-Bay site.(AFP/HO)
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 10, 03 | 1:37 pm | Profile
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Yarbz with his M151 Jeep:
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 10, 03 | 1:30 pm | Profile
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Brain of Poo Award:
Yikes! Whadda Poo Brain!
He is out of his mind. I hope one day he appreciates what the military has given him... They gave him his right to be an ass
of great size and odd proportion.
Caption: Michael Moore, author, filmmaker and satirical nemesis of George W. Bush, seen here at the 2003 Oscars, urged
Britons to take to the streets by the tens of thousands to protest the US president's visit to London(AFP/File/John
Mabanglo)
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 10, 03 | 11:53 am | Profile
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Yarbz Dad, Korean War, 1952
Marine forward outpost during the Korean War.
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 10, 03 | 10:54 am | Profile
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Barracks Fun:
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 10, 03 | 8:36 am | Profile
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LVT off Coast, 1979
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Yarbz on an LST, 1979
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 10, 03 | 8:18 am | Profile
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Today is the Marine Corps Birthday:
Rather than post the usual highly syndicated "Yarbz Morning Photo Caption" and "Brain of Poo", I have assembled
some information honoring the Marine Corps. I hope you all will read it all...
Semper Fi
Some quotes about the Marine Corps:
"They told (us) to open up the Embassy, or "we'll blow you away." And then they looked up and saw the Marines on the roof
with these really big guns, and they said in Somali, "Igaralli ahow," which means "Excuse me, I didn't mean it, my mistake."Karen Aquilar, in the U.S. Embassy; Mogadishu, Somalia, 1991
"Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny
and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for
the throat."- Adm. "Jay" R. Stark, USN
"The United States Marine Corps, with it fiercely proud tradition of excellence in combat, its hallowed rituals, and its
unbending code of honor, is part of the fabric of American myth." - Thomas E. Ricks
"Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights." Navy Times, November 1994
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any AMERICA because some foreign
soldier will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" - General Lewis "Chesty" Puller
"Panic sweeps my men when they are facing the AMERICAN MARINES." - Captured North Korean Major
"The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of MARINES. LORD, how they could fight!" - Major General Frank
Lowe, U.S. Army
"We have two companies of MARINES running all over this island and thousands of ARMY troops doing nothing!" - General
John Vessey, Chairman of Joint Chiefs
"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!" - General
Chesty Puller
Teufelhunde! (Devil Dogs)" - German Soldiers, WWI at Belleau Wood
"The raising of that flag on Suribachi means a MARINE CORPS for the next 500 years." - James Forrestal, Secretary Of
The Navy
"I can never again see a UNITED STATES MARINE without experiencing a feeling of reverence." - General Johnson, U.S.
Army
"The MARINES have landed and have the situation well in hand!" Richard Harding Davis
"A ship without MARINES is like a garment without buttons." - Adm. David Porter, USN
"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!" - Major Holdredge
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George
Orwell
"I want you boys to hurry up and whip these Germans so we can get out to the Pacific to kick the shit out of the purplepissing Japanese, before the Goddamned MARINES get all the credit!" - Lt General George Patton, U.S. Army
"The more MARINES I have around the better I like it!" General Mark Clarlk, U.S. Army
"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem!" - General Chesty Puller
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking!" -Ferdinand
Foch
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!" - General Pershing, U.S. Army
"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning." - Colonel David M. Shoup
"I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world." -
General Douglas MacArthur, U.S. Army
"I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like brilliant, it would really be an under description of
the absolutely superb job they did in breaching the so called impenetrable barrier. " - General H. Norman Schwarzkopf,
U.S. Army
"Once a Marine, always a Marine!" - MSgt Paul Woyshner
"Come on, you sons of bitches-do you want to live forever?" - Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly
"Goddamn it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" - Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe
"Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction." - Major General Oliver P. Smith
"You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em." - Lieutenant General Lewis B. Puller
"Being ready is not what matters. What matters is winning after you get there." - Lieutenant General Victor H. Krulak
"Leadership is the sum of those qualities of intellect, human understanding, and moral character that enables a person to
inspire and control a group of people successfully." - John A. Lejeune
Commandant's 228th Birthday Message (For Marines Past and Present)
03 Nov 2003 | General Hagee Commandant USMC
10 November 2003
A MESSAGE FROM THE COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS
This year we celebrate the 228th anniversary of the founding of our Corps. As always, it is an occasion for remembrance,
proud traditions, and joyful camaraderie. The events of the past year have called for great sacrifices from many Marines
and their families. While the Global War on Terrorism will continue to demand the best from each of us, it is important
that we join with our fellow Marines, families and friends to celebrate our Corps' special culture and unique warrior ethos.
This past year, Marines demonstrated once again that they are the most important entity on any battlefield. Lethal
weapons and advanced technologies provide us unique advantages, but educated warriors ultimately determine victory in
combat not machines. During Operations IRAQI FREEDOM and ENDURING FREEDOM, our small unit leaders' skills,
adaptability and flexibility produced victory on uncertain and at times chaotic battlefields. We proved once again the
power of integrated ground-air-logistics teams as well as the importance of every Marine being first and foremost a
rifleman.
Our special spirit is evident not only in battle; it is evident in the faithful performance of demanding duties by countless
Marines at home and abroad. Every Marine makes a vital contribution to the ability of our Corps to project and sustain
credible combat power. Moreover, the willingness and readiness of all Marines to accept and accomplish any mission is
central to our success and a hallmark of our warrior ethos. The culture that defines the Marine Corps is nurtured by our
traditions. In celebrating our heritage, we strengthen the linkages to a glorious history and recommit ourselves to
upholding the standards and values given to us by past generations.
In commemorating our 228th anniversary, remain true to the spirit of the occasion. Reflect on our fallen with deep
respect, observe our traditions with justifiable pride, take care of one another, and of course, celebrate those special
bonds that exist among United States Marines.
Happy Birthday Marines, Semper Fidelis, and keep attacking!
M. W. Hagee
General, U.S. Marine Corps
Commandant of the Marine Corps
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Fri Nov 07, 2003
Actual letter to the editor
The following letter to the editor appeared in the Great Western Pacific Colonial Post in May, signed "Dakar,
Bolinas" (13th letter):
Plan in the Fire Department is for trimming the trees a lot. I don't like any trimming because it requires the
experience of the whole tree to understand if it is exotic, fascinating and interesting to yourself including your
friends. Like how you find things in the store for yourself and also appropriate to your friends. This
appropriateness without science is medically substantial to find plants. What you see as exotic, extremely
interesting, extremely fascinating is good to you; boring things different for different persons--broccoli better
than broccoli sprouts, better than iron, calcium, enzymes, protein and other inedibles in dirt. Broccoli the best.
Vote for Bolinas, Socially Acknowledged Nature Loving Town. Because to like to drink the water out of the lakes, to
like to eat the blueberries, to like the bears is not hatred to hotels and motorboats.
OK Mr. Dakar, to like the bears is not hatred to motorboats. Back to your room now. Let's get your medication.
Posted by: FloridaBill on Nov 07, 03 | 8:40 am | Profile
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Time To Keel Haul Another Bastard!
Whadda Wanker!
From FoxNews.com
COLUMBIA, S.C. — A man charged with entering a restricted area during an October 2002 presidential visit has
subpoenaed U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (search) and Bush political adviser Karl Rove (search) to testify at his
trial next week.
Activist Brett Bursey (search), 55, said Thursday the men's testimony would show that the Bush administration tries to
"sanitize" areas of dissent around the president during visits across the country.
Assistant U.S. Attorney John Barton, who is handling the case, did not immediately return a telephone call. White House
spokesman Taylor Gross said Rove had not been served with the subpoena and declined further comment. The trial is set
for Wednesday.
More...
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 07, 03 | 8:36 am | Profile
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Unconfirmed but Interesting:
The United States gives out $13.3 billion tax dollars
in direct Foreign Aid annually. The United States is
above and beyond the single most generous benefactor
of the United Nations, donating $2.4 billion dollars
of YOUR money, to primarily third-world dictators.
This amount is 25% of the United Nations budget. In
addition, the United States also gives another $1.4
billion tax dollars to United Nations' programs and
agencies. The American taxpayers fund more for the
United Nations than ALL of the other 177 member
nations COMBINED.
What most Americans do not realize is that the vast
majority of the recipients of the of US Foreign Aid
routinely vote against the wishes of the United States
in the United Nations at an average rate of 74%. In
other words, of the $13.3 billion tax dollars invested
in direct Foreign Aid only about 26% or $3.5 billion
went to support people who! endorsed American initiatives
or causes. A staggering $9.8 billion tax dollars went
to causes and people who were and are in open and direct
opposition to the United States' interests and objectives.
Listed below are the actual voting records of various
Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the
US State Department and United Nations' records:
Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time.
Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time.
Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time.
United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time.
Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time.
Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the
time. Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the
time. Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the
time. Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time.
Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time.
Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time.
Egypt votes against the United States 79% of the time.
Lebanon votes against the United States 80% of the time.
India votes against the United States 81% of the time.
Syria votes against the United States 84% of the time.
Mauritania votes against the United States 87% of the time.
US Foreign Aid to those that hate us:
Egypt, for example, after voting 79% of the time against
the United States, still receives $2 billion annually
in US Foreign Aid.
Jordan votes 71% against the United States and receives
$192,814,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.
Pakistan votes 75% against the United States receives
$6,721,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.
India votes 81% against the United States receives
$143,699,000 annually in US Foreign Aid.
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 07, 03 | 7:57 am | Profile
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Various Quotes:
"The more progress we make on the ground, the more free
the Iraqis become, ... the more desperate these killers
become, because they can't stand the thought of a free
society."
- President George W. Bush
"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone
can start from now and make a brand new ending!"
- Carl Bard
"The history of treaties throughout the centuries is such
that one should not stake one's life on a treaty."
- Ronald Reagan
"We fight not to enslave, but to set a country free,
and to make room upon the earth for honest men to live in."
- Thomas Paine
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 07, 03 | 7:49 am | Profile
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What is the US Gov. Thinking?
This kind of stuff is starting to piss me off. The Military is acting badly. The fact they even tried to charge the
Staff Sgt with cowardice is BS. Now Lynch is coming out saying the Government used her. Then you have the
letters that were sent out on behalf of soldiers. There is more that I won’t even get into. What is going on here?
These people should be treated much better! They protect my ass and they should be treated with respect!
Posted by: Spazticus on Nov 07, 03 | 7:30 am | Profile
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Brain of Poo Award:
Dick Known to Be a Dick!
Why? He is a lying, dirt slinging, party-over-country, conniving, sneaky, selfish bastard. He also must be defeated soundly
and made to get out of politics so real people who love the country more then themselves can take his place. He smells of
elderberries too.
Caption: Democratic presidential candidate Rep. Dick Gephardt of Missouri speaks during the taping of 'Hardball' at
Harvard University's Institute of Politics in Cambridge, Mass., Monday, Nov. 3, 2003. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)
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Yarbz Morning Photo Caption:
Paris Gives Dolphin Mono
Yarbz Caption: Socialite and rich, private parts showing sexpot, Paris Hilton, surprised everyone at Sea World in
Australia's Queensland November 7, 2003. Paris, who later apologized for giving the Dolphin Mononucleosis and several
other life-threatening maladies, was still sought after by many sexually impoverished men and fish.
Original Caption: Socialite Paris Hilton of the United States kisses a dolphin during a visit to Sea World theme park in
Surfers Paradise in Australia's Queensland, November 7, 2003. NO ARCHIVES NO SALES REUTERS/Handout
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Thu Nov 06, 2003
Brain of Poo Award:
Wants Cake & Wants To Eat It Too
She wants to stay in the Army and she wants to stay home with her kids instead of going to Iraq. So what if there is a
problem with two kids from a previous marriage. You have to make tough choices in life, if your kids are first, they're
first. Accept the discharge and stay with your kids. You can't have it both ways. What if the Army rolls over on this? Well,
you can bet women from all the services will be staying with their kids when the going gets tough. Get out of the Army and
shut your stinkin' trap.
From CNN:
(CNN) -- Simone Holcomb has put her Army career in jeopardy to provide care for her husband's children in a custody
dispute. A Colorado court has ruled that either Holcomb or her husband Vaughn must remain in the United States in order
for the Holcombs to retain full custody of Vaughn's two children from a previous marriage.
The Army has ordered Simone and Vaughn Holcomb to report for duty in Iraq. Spc. 4 Simone Holcomb has chosen to defy
those orders to remain at home.
CNN's Soledad O'Brien discussed the choice between duty to country and duty to family with Holcomb.
O'BRIEN: You're clearly between a rock and a hard place in this. And I want to give a little more information about what's
going on here. You've been married to your husband Vaughn for three years?
The Rest Of The Article
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Thought for the day
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
I think the dumocraps running for president may be guilty of holding one or two in for too long.
Posted by: FloridaBill on Nov 06, 03 | 8:04 am | Profile
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Helicopter Pilot Game:
Fun Game:
http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
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Yarbz Morning Photo Caption:
Rare Dali Painting Discovered!
Yarbz Caption: A recently discovered Salvador Dali painting entitled "Pleading into the Big Ear" was displayed Wednesday
at the National Gallery of Hallucinations. The painting shows a woman on her knees pleading into the Big Ear as she holds a
handkerchief to her mouth. The scene, one of the most spectacular depictions of drug induced creativity by Dali, was
found in the basement of the NASA Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Original Caption: This NASA file image obtained 29 August, 2002 shows a view of the planet Jupiter captured by the
Voyager 1 spacecraft, one of NASA's twin Voyager spacecraft.(AFP-NASA/File)
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Dead.
Bobby Hatfield
"You've lost that breathin' feeling" R.I.P.
Caption: The Righteous Brothers, Bobby Hatfield, left, and Bill Medley perform before being inducted into the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame during the 18th Annual induction ceremony in this March 10, 2003 file photo, at New York's Waldorf
Astoria. Hatfield died Wednesday night, Nov. 5, 2003, of undetermined causes, his manager said. He was 63. (AP
Photo/Gregory Bull, File)
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Wed Nov 05, 2003
Dean Seen as Queen of Mean
Howard Dean, the idiot leading the other idiots, happens to have some interesting rhymes with his name. Such as:
green: He is all green when it comes to understanding how to deal with terror.
mean: This is the mans true personality. He is terribly mean.
queen: A substantial part of his support demographic.
spleen: If elected, he will kick the public in the spleen if we don't cough up cash.
wean: Just add "er" and you have Dean in a nutshell.
benzene: One of the drugs this bastard has tried.
demean: The way he treats good conservatives and patriots.
dry clean: Something he does after learning from Clinton.
obscene His fiscal policies as well as attitudes toward US military.
ravine: Where he will take the country if elected.
sardine: The way he'll pack the budget with liberal pork.
smoke screen: It's what he keeps throwing up to keep people from seeing the real Dean before the election.
steam clean: Once again, a trick he learned from Clinton.
umpteen: The number of times he smoked pot.
unclean: The way we will feel after he has his way with our wallet, (rape).
unseen: The real Dean agenda.
vaccine: What well need after four years of Dean and/or anyone who is infected with his brand of Socialism.
wide screen: Where you'll find many of his supporters.
cash machine: Dean's view of the public.
closet queen: More supporters of the native Vermont wacko.
fava bean: What he'll eat with Chianti after he eats us up and spits us out.
halloween: The national holiday that will be declared in honor of the monster under the Dean mask.
olive green: The color that many Dean foes wear. A color that he does not appreciate.
slot machine: Hold out that arm of yours, he's gonna be pulling and pulling and pulling.
time machine: The device he'll use to take us back to the time of socialist policies, FDR, Kennedy etc
unforeseen: The ways he'll screw us over and over.
computer screen: A way to get to the younger voters and poison them with socialist bullshit.
diffusing screen What he uses to keep the real Dean from being to harsh.
xerox machine: Standard Democratic way of getting more votes.
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Stars That Look Like Crap:
Dude! Ya Livin' in a Cardboard Box?
I like his films and he's a great actor, but what the hell. He's lookin perty horrid.
Caption: Actors Al Pacino (C), Meryl Streep (L) and Emma Thompson pose as they arrive for the screening of their new
HBO film 'Angels In America,' in New York, November 4, 2003. REUTERS/Dave Allocca
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Bumper Stickers!
These are from www.grunt.com
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Yarbz Morning Photo Caption (CLASSIC):
Original Caption: Muslim girls look over what is billed as the world's largest Quran while attending a Muslim
Convention at the Pennsylvania Convention Center Sunday July 6, 2003 in Philadelphia. Thousands of Muslims ended
a three day conference in Philadelphia which was aimed at promoting their civil rights which they feel have been
threatened since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. (AP Photo/Douglas M. Bovitt)
Yarbz Caption: Muslim girls look over what is billed as the most oppressive religious text, the Quran, while
attending the Muslim Convention a conference in Philadelphia PA Sunday July 6th, 2003. The conference, held in
the symbolic city of freedom, was held to raise awareness of how much freedom Muslims have in this country and
how oppressive, racist and sexist the Quran is. While some debate on that issue was heard, nobody debated the
fact that the Quran is at least "interpreted and acted upon in a very racist, sexist and violent way". At the end of
the conference most Muslims were very glad they weren’t in some crazy, idiotic theocracy in the Middle East but
would not admit it.
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Brain of Poo - Double Extra Edition:
Brain of Poo at Least!
Why? Read below. He has a Brain of Poo and should really be tortured daily, not just serve life.
Caption: Gary Leon Ridgway appears at a pretrial hearing in King County Superior Court, March 27, 2003, in Seattle.
Ridgway is expected to plead guilty Wednesday Nov. 5, 2003 to killing 48 women. When Ridgway is done entering his pleas,
he will have more convictions on his record than any other serial killer in the nation's history. He is scheduled to be
sentenced to life in prison without parole in January. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson, File)
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France is Lame. So's Russia:
Great Article from FoxNews.com:
Maybe the U.S. should think twice about considering France an adversary in the war against Saddam Hussein and
the remnants of his regime. Paris may be helping more than it hurts.
Among the beans that Baathist mouthpiece Tariq Aziz has been spilling lately is the news that French and Russian
advisers told Saddam that he didn’t need to fear a rapid ground offensive from the U.S. Looks like he took the
expert strategic opinion to heart, considering how quickly his crack troops got rolled.
Quite possibly, the U.S. should thank French government officials for advising their fraternal socialists in Baghdad
not to worry. Because with advice like that, who needs disinformation?
One is left wondering how the NATO member could be such a poor student of U.S. military tactics and capabilities.
Russia’s bad advice is equally perplexing. Perplexing, that is, until one reflects upon both countries’ rather rich
legacy of military screw-ups. (Continued At Link Below)
Read The Rest At FoxNews
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Tue Nov 04, 2003
Lawyers, Guns & Doctors (apologies to Warren Zevon)
Physicians vs Gunowners
a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services)
Now think about this:
Guns:
a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do"
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before
this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
(Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention.)
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Chickenshit Broadcasting System
What lilly livered cavers! First, they have the balls to put together a hatchet job movie about Ronald and Nancy
Reagan, starring non-other than James (Mr. Striesand) Brolin, a self proclaimed liberal who is married to the
wackiest nose job liberal on the planet. Then, they cave to the pressure and sell the thing to their 'sister' network,
ShowTime. We should boycott WhoaTime and CBS.
How dare they attack an American icon like this? What weak kneed suckbag shit weasel dumbshits. Bastards.
Chickenshits. Cavers. Wimps. Liberals. More...
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Magical Fruit Exaltations:
Beans. Just Eat 'em
Comment: I was considering captioning this, but the caption itself is sufficient.
Caption: Fourth-graders from Fargo's Clara Barton Elementary School sing a rendition of a nursery rhyme about beans
Monday, Nov. 3, 2003, in West Fargo, N.D. It was part of a kickoff for a national campaign to promote the health benefits
of beans. (AP Photo/Dave Kolpack)
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Stolen from NewsMax.com
Courting Michael Moore
Last March, the Motion Picture Academy gave Michael Moore an award for what it thought was a documentary. Now the
faux working-class hero is going to have to fess up about his "documentary" in a court of law.
James Nichols, the brother of Terry Nichols of the Oklahoma City bombing case, has filed a lawsuit against Moore. He
says Moore committed defamation of character, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
More...
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Interesting Story on Stupid Kid:
Teen Bomber's Dad Condemns Palestinian Militants
NABLUS, West Bank — Just 10 days after his 16th birthday, he strapped on an explosives belt and embarked on a two-day
odyssey of revenge across the West Bank, sparking an Israeli manhunt.
Cornered by troops on Monday, Sabih Abu Saud detonated the device, killing himself and becoming the youngest of more
than 100 suicide and homicide bombers who have killed over 450 Israelis since 2000.
The Al Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades, a militant group loosely linked to Palestinian Yasser Arafat's Fatah faction, said it
recruited Sabih. The teenager's father condemned the militants for sending someone so young to his death.
More...
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Enough Already
This shit is pissing me off. I think the time to return to shock and awe is upon us. Let's just bomb the crap out of
them some more and kill them all. We can then begin the rebuilding process from scratch.
Posted by: FloridaBill on Nov 04, 03 | 8:12 am | Profile
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Very Good Kitty Story:
Give Cat, Get Pussy
FoxNews: by Jennifer D'Angelo
Want to make a special someone purr? Maybe you should give her a cat.
A study has shown that domestic cats infected with a parasite called toxoplasma gondii can actually alter the personalities
of their human owners, turning women into “sex kittens" and men into “alley cats.”
“We found they [the infected women] were more easygoing, more warm-hearted, had more friends and cared more about
how they looked. However, they were also less trustworthy and had more relationships with men,” Dr. Jaroslav Flegr, who
conducted the study at Charles University in Prague, told London’s Sunday Times newspaper.
Read More!
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Yarbz Morning Photo Caption:
Jackson Completes His Face!
Yarbz Caption: Michael Jackson makes an appearance at the 2003 Radio Music Awards after he completed his planned 15
year facial reconstruction. Originally unhappy with his "rather normal" looks, he decided that he would be more
comfortable as a white ram. The audience however was frightened and had the local Animal Control Officer shoot him with
a highly potent sleeping dart. The dart had little effect and Jackson broke into his major new hits, "Look Kids, No Pants"
and "I Used to Be Human". After the show, his keepers shaved his wool.
Original Caption: (well almost) Michael Jackson covers his face as the audience reacts to his appearance at the 2003 Radio
Music Awards, at the Aladdin Theatre for the Performing Arts in Las Vegas, Nevada, October 27, 2003. Jackson received
the Humanitarian Award at the show. REUTERS/Ethan Miller
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Brain of Poo Award:
Another Tripp to the Buffet!
Why? Well, I wish this eyesore would have been able to stay out of the public eye. She is a secret taping oinking big haired
blond clumped up lump of blubber. I imagine the only thing that smells worse than her Brain of Poo are her XXXL
oversized undies. She probably has to pay extra for all that fabric to cover her big pimply butt. I hope she buys a few
paper bags with her $595,000 she's getting from the government (your taxes at work). Oink oink, you Brain of Poo!
Caption: The U.S. government will pay Linda Tripp, a central figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal, $595,000 as part of a
settlement of lawsuits in which she accused U.S. officials of violating her privacy, court documents showed on November 3,
2003. Tripp's secret tapes of conversations with Lewinsky fueled the sex scandal that almost brought down former
President Bill Clinton. Tripp speaks to reporters outside the U.S. Courthouse in Washington in this July 29, 1998 file photo.
(Mark Wilson/Reuters)
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Mon Nov 03, 2003
Helpful Translations from English to Spanish:
If you are in California or anywhere really, these may help you get out of some trouble. You should memorize these
and then deliver them as necessary. Note that these translations are not necessarily perfect Spanish, but they will
be close enough to get by in a pinch.
1) ¡Yo no signifiqué para ir cuatro rodar por sus campos de cocaína!
Meaning: I didn't mean to go four wheeling through your cocaine fields!
2) Usted amiga es muy agradable. Yo no signifiqué para tocar él extremo.
Meaning: Your girlfriend is very nice. I didn't mean to touch he butt.
3) Esta cerveza me hizo hago pis mis pantalones. ¿Tiene usted un par extra?
Meaning: This beer made me pee my pants. Do you have an extra pair?
4) ¡México es tanto más agradable que Francia!
Meaning: Mexico is so much nicer than France!
5) Su salsa caliente quemó mi extremo. ¿Tiene usted alguna crema hidratante?
Meaning: Your hot sauce burned my butt. Do you have some moisturizer?
6) Esos son senos agradables. Arrepentido yo los miré.
Meaning: Those are nice breasts. Sorry I looked at them.
7) El oficial arrepentido. ¿Puedo comprar le yo una prostituta ahora o ir espero hasta que la fecha del tribunal?
Meaning: Sorry officer. Can I buy you a prostitute now or shall I wait until the court date?
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When is a Blog, a Log?
When it's deadwood...
Here is an article about the many sites on the internet that have become deadwood.
Beginning of story: NEW YORK (AP) -- After Ajay Powell quit smoking and decided to run the Honolulu Marathon in
2001, she created a Web site to track her progress, updating it weekly with photographs and tallies of her training
miles.
Powell updated it again the following year when she entered a seven-day, 585-mile bike ride from San Francisco to
Los Angeles. But the site has nothing on her results in that ride or any other endurance events Powell has since
tackled.
Her site remains frozen in time.
Read the Rest!
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Good Riddance Bobby Boy:
'Tard Retires
Read about this crazy libs decision not to seek re-election: HERE!
Now let's get a decent republican to take over the seat...
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Yarbz Morning Photo Caption:
Yarbz Caption: Juan Burns Toozworse eats a jalapeño pepper during the Stupid Ass Thing To Do contest at the
Retards Fair in Berkeley California. The fair was set in the communist infiltrated town because it was assumed
that there would be many people who would attend and participate in the Stupid Ass Contest. That assumption
turned out to be true. There was a record turn out for the numerous activities, all designed to let the stupid people
be stupid. In addition to the jalapeño eating contest, there ere also contests in the following categories; How
Sesame Oil Eye drops, Hot sauce Enemas, Stopping a Circular Saw by Hand, Pointy Stick Penis Piercing, Chainsaw
Beard Shaving and a cooking contest for the best soup made from "Stuff That Come Out of the Body". Everyone
who participated won. Everyone was from Berkeley more commonly know as Berserkeley.
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Brain of Poo Award:
Well Stop Coming Then!
Caption Information: Crosses bearing the names of illegal immigrants who died while trying to enter the U.S. are lined up
at St. Theresa Catholic Church in San Benito, Texas, Sunday, Nov. 2, 2003. Remembering those who died has become an
annual 'Day of the Dead' ritual for South Texas human rights advocates, who say Border Patrol saturation tactics are
making for deadlier migration routes. Since 1997, 692 people have died in the South Texas portion of the border alone.
(AP Photo/Joe Hermosa)
Why? Who? Nobody is glad they are dying, but the problem is NOT with the Border Patrol's "saturation tactics". Keeping
out illegals is their job. They will do what needs to be done. I would prefer more be done! So, all those bleeding heart
liberals who think that keeping out illegal immigrants is a bad thing and causes them to die, you clearly have Brains of Poo.
They die because they are in the middle of an illegal act which is dangerous. If they, and their liberal supporters in this
country, used half the effort to reform Mexico, they would be way better off. Now go away, your brains stink.
Posted by: Yarbz on Nov 03, 03 | 6:36 am | Profile
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Sat Nov 01, 2003
Brain of Poo Award:
You Mean It Was All A Gag?
Man, I thought she was serious about wanting to help Californians and it all turns out to be a stunt for her new movie. I am
so disappointed in the porno biz. They must me immoral or something.
Caption: Adult film actress Mary Carey outside the Los Angeles County Registrar's Office where she registered her
candidacy for governor. She will now play herself in a pornographic film about the recall election.(AFP/File/Hector Mata)
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