Trustbusters By: Nicole Whitehead and Cavan Irvine Ghostbusters… If there's somethin' strange in your tenement Who ya gonna call Jacob Riis If it's somethin' wrong with your working conditions Who ya gonna call Upton Sinclair I ain't afraid a no merger I ain't afraid a no merger If you're seein' problems with monopolies Who can you call trustbusters When the invisible government is Lassiez Faire Oh who ya gonna call trustbusters I ain't afraid a no big business I ain't afraid a no big business Who ya gonna call TR If you're all alone pick up the phone An call trustbusters I ain't afraid a no trust I hear it from Wilson I ain't afraid a no trust Who you gonna call trustbusters Mm…if you've had a dose Of recalled meat You better call the USDA Bustin' makes me feel good I ain't afraid a no meat Don't get caught for cronyism oh no…trustbuster When TR comes through your door Unless you've just got some more I think you better call the Trustbuster Ooh... who you gonna call trustbusters Who you gonna call trustbusters Ah, I think you better call Teddy Roosevelt I can't hear you…Upton Sinclair Who you gonna call Jacob Riis Louder Woodrow Wilson Who you gonna call trustbusters Who you can call trustbusters…(till fade)