Victory Week Collects $168 .60 .To Dat e One Man ' s Opinio n by ANDY SNADDO N • WHEN members of the cast of "Her Scienceman Lover" took their bows after PUBLISHED TWICE WEEKLY BY THE PUBLICATIONS BOARD OF THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBI A the final curtain at Monday' s VOL. XXIV VANCOUVER, B . C., FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 194 2 No . 36 pep meet the author of th e play was also present on the stage. For the great majority o f the students in the audience it was the first time they had ever seen a fellow studen t who has entertained the m weekly, for two years now, with a column in the Ubyssey. Greisbach Visits COTC Sat. Inspector-General To Make Informa l Inspection of Unit "Who is Jabez?" every membe r of the Publications Board runs in to that question, and most of the m can only give a brief answer, H e Is known to few,—a natural shyness is the main reason . • EXPECTED on the campus for an informal inspection of the C.O.T.C. and Basic Training units is Major-Genera l W. A. Greisbach, inspector-general, Western Commar}d . After a short visit of inspection of a special platoon on Wednesday afternoon, the inspector-general decided t o return this Saturday to observe the whole corps in training . WHO IS JOBEZ ? Last fall the University of Alberta "Gateway" began to prin t "The Mummery" . At Christma s we had occasion to visit the Edmonton campus and as soon as U. of A . etudes found we were from the Ubyssey they wanted to know "Who is Jabez? I think he' s wonderful" . The influence of Jabez has bee n felt throughout our university . Working on the copy desk of th e Ubyssey editors are consistently reminded of this when almost every reporter adopts a fascimile of the Jabez style for feature . stories. The percentage of iWteracy among sciencemen has dropped alarmingly as these worthies hav e determined to learn to read, so that they won't have to wait for an Artsman to read the column to them . C .O .T .C . parades are filled with the humor borrowed from the column , Major-General Griesback C .B . , C .M .G ., D.S .O., a member of th e Canadian Senate, has a brillian t war record . Senator Griesbac k went overseas in the last war as a Colonel of the 49th Edmonto n Regiment . Especially interested in junio r leadership and the place of th e Major-General young officer, Griesback has displayed great interest in officer training unit s such as the C .O.T.C . Major-General Griesback ex pressed himself as very please d with last Wednesday's demonstration and is returning this Saturda y to watch the entire corps in action , The inspector-general will probebly walls about the campus and look on informally as the men go through their regular training . It is believed that he desires to see just how the training is con ducted . Anticipation for the inspector general's visit is running hig h among the men of theC .O .T.C . an d the Hay and Montador Shoe Shining Co . is expected to do a roaring business. JABEZ THE BOY Now after Monday's success more than ever the question is "Who Is Jabez?" Eric Patric (Begorra) Nicol, was born in Kingston, Ontario, (Queens Journal please copy) one year be fore his first birthday . At the age of six months he had shown little sign of amounting to anything, al though old friends recall that he had the most expressive way o f saying "goo" as he threw rocks at his grandmother . Some years after this he cam e to the Pacific coast . There is n o truth to the rumor that the warden of the Kingston penitentiar y has been trying to get him bac k ever since . At Lord Byng Hig h School here he managed to wi n the ping pong championship . Lor d Byng, incidentally, is the alm a mammy of Lionel Salt . COLLITCH DAZ E After hearing some of those stories about Paris, Eric decide d to come to U.B .C . and study honor s French . While drifting about th e campus one day in his sophomor e year, his innocence lead him t o wander into t h e Publication s Board. He started to write a column which he called 'Chang Suey' , this appealed to the campus an d editors have been ogering prayer s of thanks ever since. Last year he switched to th e "Mummery" and the Jabezian er a of literature began at Varsity . Our hero graduated in the spring, but , always a sucker for punishment , he returned to take graduate work . Modesty Is his long suit. He i s always the silent partner in an y group and he rarely appears i n any of the social centers such a s the caf . In conversation he displays the wit which characterize s his column. PHONE NUMBER For the benefit of the ladies w e might add that little is known of his private life. Agents from "Slush", "Gush" and "Mush" magazines have failed to uncover any thing regarding secret loves . He stands about 5 ft ., 9 in ., has wavy , black hair, a ready smile an d pleasant green eyes . He is No . 21 0 in the stacks and his phone number is in the directory . The name Jabez comes from th e Hebrew and means "He will cause pain " . He gives the members of th e Player's Club the credit for th e success of "Her Scienceman Lover" . Those who saw it will agree with him that the varsity thespian s turned in a dandy performance . PUBSTERS : There will be a meeting in the Pub for all person s on the masthead, 12 :30, Monday . NOTICE : Will anyone possessin g a record of "We're Going to Han g Out The Washing On The Siegfried Lure" please bring it to th e Pub, where they will be ampl y rewarded . r. Ward Speak s On Democracy Noon, Tues. • DR . HARRY F. WARD, prom inent United States libera l thinker and writer, will address a public meeting on the campus o n Tuesday, March 10, at 12 :30 In Aggie 100. The subject of hi s address will be "Democracy an d Social Change" . Dr. Ward has been noted for his work as chairman of the American Civil Liberties Union, nationa l chairman of the American League for Peace and Democracy, an d secretary of the Methodist Federation of Social Service. He ha s also written fourteen books on current problems . Dr. Ward Examination Syste m By LORNA MCDIARMID LAST NIGHT STUD Y Reflected in many of their opinions was the feeling that the present system encouraged student s to leave all their work till th e last part of the term . Expressing this idea, Doree n Deegan, Secretary of Arts '45, sai d "If frequent tests were give n throughout the terns, we woul d have to I :c p up in our work" . Exemption from camp trainin g which be given from April 29 to May 12, will be granted to such persons who can give evidence of employment or likelihood of em in some Natoinal Defence industr y or some industry which will advance their training in their University courses . wall Frosh Object To Fina l Objecting mainly to the over emphasis laid on finals in evaluating the year' s work of a studen , their remarks frequently advocated more extensive use of smal l exams throughout the year . Typical of the general trend of opinion was the reply of Thelma Coffman : "The final exam shoul d not be so decisive in determinin g your year's grade. Many peopl e get vepy nervous when confronted with a big exam . 1 think daily class work alone should count about half on final mark" . Marjorie Pinton was opposed t o any form of large examination . "I don't think there should be an y exams, Our year's marks shoul d be based on class assignments an d small tests" . Master of Ceremonies will be Derwin Baird, C .J .O.R . announce r and Ubyssey columnist . The pro gram, organized by John Carso n and Elizabeth Hebb, will featur e several novelty dances includin g polkas and French minuets as wel l as elimination dances. Admision prices have been se t at 75 cents a couple and 50 cents for stags . INFORMALITY The dance will be very informa l and a goal of $100 has been se t for the evening which may brin g the total Victory week up to $300 . Coke will be sold to dancers . The pep-meet which launche d Victory Week on Monday realize d $77 .60 . A skit written by Jabez for the occasion, entitled "Her Sciencema n Lover" or "The birth of . a Nation " met with such outstanding success that, following repeated requests , the Players' Club will again pro duce it today noon . There wil l be an admission charge of 10 cents. The music of Gearge Rolfel' s orchestra aroused students to a high pitch of enthusiasm on Mon day, and the orchestra will agai n be in attendance to-day. SELF DENIAL SUM Self-denial day on Wednesda y surpassed all previqus totals wit h the sum of $91 . Tags with 'A .M.S . Victory Bot}d' on them were wor n by self-deniers, With Victory week drawing to a close, full student support is . needed to meet the new goal o f $300 which has now been set b y the Committee . Students whole-heartedly in favour of the present examinatio n system were in the minority, bu t a few exp,ressed entfiuscnm for it . "I've never seen such fair exams in all my life", said Lucas Michas , FAIR SYSTE M "I think it's a better way tha n at high school", said Eileen Mc Killop . "There I fooled aroun d all the year. Here I fool aroun d Iut I get down to business at the end of term . It's a fairer syste m too, because you know definitel y when the exams are coming" . Students who had worked under the recommendation system i n high school, felt that they had no t been prepared adequately for University . "I think the recommendation system is crazy", said Margare t Gibson . "It allows you to ge t through without experience of rea l exams" . Proof of expectation of such employment should take the form o f a letter from the employer ad dressed to the Commanding Officer, and must be presented not later than two weeks before th e beginning of the camp period . Proof of having been engaged i n such employment must be give n the Officer Commanding in September ater return to the University . Persons granted exemption from camp training who are un - Manitob a Edito r Bounce d • HARVEY DRYDEN, Editor-in Chief of the Manitoban whic h is the official organ of the University of Manitoba, has bee n fired by the U. M. S . U . executive because of their lack of confidence in him . The action on' the part o f Monro Pre Me d Members On News Roo m • MONRO PRE-MED Society members will be guests on th e Radio Society's program t h i s week. This weekly broadcast, "Varsity Newsroom " goes on the air ove r C .K .W .X . at 6,15 P .M . Saturday . Another university broadcast over CJ,O .R, at 6 .00 P .M . Saturda v will feature Al Miller on spo rts . the Executive was taken followin g The problem which confronted graduating students last year, o f having to leave camp early in or der to attennd the Convocatio n ceremony has been overcome thi s year by commencing the cam p period earlier through shortening of the examination period . Dryden stated that he believe d that Mr. Beattie could handle th e work of Editor-in-Chnel success fully . Mr . Beattie, recognized the ability of Mr . Dryden, re-appointed him as an associate editor for th e rest of the term . Mr . Dryden , concerned only with the work of the paper, accepted . Similar action was taken at thi s University by the President o f U .B.C . in 1931 . Ronny Grantham , Editor-in-Chief at the time, wrot e an editorial criticizing the facult y for tearing up the Ubyssey paper . He was consequently fired from the staff after a meeting of the Executive . ,,,Reifel 5 • NOMINATIONS f o r presidents of Arta , Science and Aggie Men' s Undergraduate Societie s must be handed in to th e A.M.S . office by 5 o'clock this afternoon . Up to the time of going to press , no nominations had been received , end Charlie Nash urged the Importance of getting these in quickly . Voting will be by ballot on Wednesday, March 11, and will be hel d in the rooms to be assigned to each Faculty . Other officers will be nominate d from the floor at meetings to b e held later in the week . Japanes e student s Evacuate d Registrar C . B . Wood reveal s that any such Japanese under graduates would be allowed on their request to write their fina l examinations at any other Canadian university centre. This is a customary procedure for students unable to write their exam s during the regular U .B .C. schedule . Reifel's Rhythm Tops I n Town ; Band Really "Feels " • VARSITY STUDENTS may not know it, but they hav e in their midst one of the best orchestras in Vancouve r dancing circles . This, at least, became my contention after "catching " the band at the I .S .S . Mixer. Never have I seen a band playing with so much fire, and obvious enjoyment as the men of George Reifel displayed that night , Naturally the band has its faults, butt when it is considered that they are students first, and musician s after, these faults become insignificant . Greatest achievement of the out fit is that they "feel" together, ar e in obvious sympathy with eac h other, and, at times, exhibit thrilling ideas that would do credit to the best of jazz bands . At their best when "swinging" , the band is weak on the sweete r arrangements, lacking a stron g tenor sax, and being too prone t o riff through every piece . However , under the capable leadership of George Reifel, they, sensibly enough, stay within their own sphere, and never force thei r sulted in some difficulty with th e Victory Loan Committee . A ne w Editor-in-Chief, Earle Beattie, wa s appointed immediately following Mr. Dryden's removal . music . A firm belief is held by Mr . Dry den that the Executive was unjustified in its action . He had conridered raising a petition for a special meeting of the jf .M .S, U Council . However l" feared tha t his staff would he disrupted, the y were all for him, and he wante d to see the weak continue . Mr . Close at These twb, both males, are leaving through the natural course of events and, contrary to the belief felt in some quarters, have not received any special consideration as university students . an article by Mr . Dryden which re - NOTICE : Annual meeting of th e A .M.S . will be held on Wednesday, March 25. Reports by Treasurer and Secretary . Appointment of the auditors . All students shoul d atend . Nomination s AT LEAST two Japanese stu dents, both unnaturalized, have had to leave the university unde r the Dominion Governments regulations providing for evacuation of B.C . Nipponese . able to produce proof of havin g been engaged in such industries will not be granted credit for thei r camp training. Unlike last year's camp period , only one camp will be held an d those Sciences, : et who formerl y took their surveying field wor k before going to the second cam p will, by rrangement with Dean Finlayson of the faculty of Applied Science, be able to take th e course after their return fro m camp . All Faculty • By HUGH COOKE "CAMP FOR THE C .O.T.C. and Basic training groups will be limited to those men who are between the age s of 20 and 26," announced Lt .-Col. G. M. Shrum when addressing members of the two groups Saturday afternoon . He qualified this statement by adding that person s who were eager to attend the camp but who were not in thi s age group would be given special consideration . . . OVER-EMPHASIZE FINALS " • drying , A l though the majority of students interviewed are reconciled t o thi need for examinations, the y offer definite criticism of certai n aspects of the system now functioning on the campus . ENTERTAINMENT with a purpose" has been the them e of Victory Week on the campus, with a goal of $200 se t by the Victory Bond Committee of the War Aid Council , To climax all the money drives during the week, a Victory Mixer is being held in Brock Hall to-morrow night , when students will dance to the music of George Reifel' s orchestra, now being rated as one o fthe best jive bands i n town. • Me.n 20-26 Will G o To Camp April 2 9 "With the presence of MajorGeneral Griesback on the campus , there will be a special need fo r smartness", stated the two sho e shine magnate to the Ubysse y yesterday , le their fourth wee ps of busines s and with a new :hoe eland, El y and Montador have offered a special rate for the cleaning of anklets : 10 cents, They emrnasrzed, how ever, that the gaiters should b e brought in before '11 :00 to insur e • ANTICIPATING THEIR firs t s-t of spring finals, freshettc s and freshmen as a whole regard examinations as a necessary evil , random interviews on the campu s revealed this week . PICTURED in the armories as he visited the campu s Wednesday afternoon is Major-General W . A. Greisbach , RIGHT, with Brigadier D . R. Sargent,, CENTRE, and Lt .Col. G . M . Shrum, LEFT. Feature Noveltie s At Informal Mixer As `V' Week Final e Outstanding solo men with th e band are Phil Nimmons, lead alt o and clarinet, Kenny Almond, o n trumpet, and Jim McCulloch, on trombone . McCulloch's fine hot ha s given the reed section a vita l life spark . The rhythm section, composed o f Reifel, drums, Carl Bingham , piano, Pat Lane, slap base, and Bill Peterson, guitar, although playing together for the first time , fitted In well with the band's style, supplying a nice, stead y drive and backing up the sol o work of Nimmons, McCulloch an d Almond . The addition of Wally Reid' s trombone, and Bill Harrison's second trumpet, fills out a brass section with real "sock", Reid combining with McColloch for man y pretty brass duets . Although good on ensembl e work, the saxes show a prevalence for sloppy phrasing, need more bite . Denny Leong, hot tenor man , lacks a strong tone but drives wel l with the section . Hardworking Le n Korsch, second alto, and Byro n Estey, second tenor, fill out th e reeds . trombone, a stand-out with VarNOTICE : Dr Erna Gunther, Director of Washington State Museu m will address the Vancouver Natural History, March 18th, 8 p .m ., ii i Room 100, Applied Scence, Visit ors welcome . sity orcks for three years, and Al mond's trumpet make the bras ; section ride like no other sectio n By far the best vocalist to sin g with the band is Jean Folkar d with a voice geelity that is definitely a crowd pleases . in town . Nimmons, who ploys alt o as Coleman Hawkins play ; tenor . —L,H .S . THE Page Two From The Editor s Pen UBYSSEY The 1t1I IUPg (MEMBER C,U,P. ) ' Concerning Camp Almost all students are agreed that the offer of the government to grant leave fro m army camp to men, providing they will b e engaged in a war industry this summer, i s an excellent one and they appreciate it very much . It will mean that those men intending to come back to university next year will have half a month longer to earn th e necessary finances . However, although the plan suits mos t students to perfection, there is one large group on the campus who fail to see much advantage in it. This group comprises th e thrid and fourth year sciencemen, thos e embryo engineers who always have to at tend surxey school or machine shop for tw o weeks after the regular term ends . Last year these students fitted both this course and army camp into the month o f May by taking the science practical during the first two weeks and going to camp the last two . But because there is only going to be one camp this year, during the first tw o weeks of May, the survey and machine sho p schools have been scheduled for the latte r part of the month so the engineers may at tend after army camp . Thus, an excuse fro m camp to work would be of little use to a scienceman who had to wait around till th e end of May to finish his course out here. Would it not be possible for the militar y authorities to stretch a point and grant thes e men leave from camp, on the strength o f their proofs that they will be working i n war industries, so that they may take surve y and machine schools the first two weeks in May? If they could do this, the sciencemen would be able to complete their years and be ready to work the middle of May, thu s saving two weeks, the same as all the othe r students who will benefit from the plan . Theoretically, these men could be obtainin g leave from an army camp to be held the las t two weeks of the month . If everybody got leave from, it, then there would not have t o be any camp . Issued twice weekly by the Students Publication Board of th e Alma Mater Society of the Univer sity of British Columbia . Office: Brock Memorial Building Phone Alma 1624 Campus Subscription-$1 .50 Mail Subscriptions-42,00 For Advertising Standard Publishing Co. Ltd. 2182 W. 41st KErr. 1811 . EDITOR-IN-CHIE F ARCHIE PATON Senior Editors Tuesday Andy Snaddon Friday Jack McMillan News Manager Jack Ferry Sports Editor Jack McKinley Assistant Sports Editors Chuck Claridge, Bill Gal t Associate Editor s Lucy Berton, Margaret Reid, John Scott. Assistant Editor s Betty Hem, Vivian Vincent, Hugh Cooke, Lorna McDiarmid, Bill MyhiU-Janes, Harold Burks. Staff Photographer Dave Lawson Exchange Editor .»»- Dorla Tuner-Bsmett Circulation Bob Menchiona Pub. See es y ».Fat Whelan Your War Aid Council Last November Students' Council, acting on a suggestion of the Ubyssey, create d a body called the War Aid Council whose duty was "To revitalize and co-ordinate U.B.C .'s war effort," Membership in thi s council was fixed at twenty-four, some appointed directly by Students' Council, an d some appointed by the various organization s who were given representation by that august body. Since its inauguration, the War Ai d Council, led most ably by president Doroth y Hird, has done commendable work . The Mile of Pennies Drive, I .S.S. Week, and the current Victory Bond Campaign are pro ducts of its energetic efforts for direct mone y contributions . The scheme for organizing category "E" men as A .R.P. wardens is an example of its accomplishments in othe r directions. Nevertheless, as the weeks have passe d it has become increasingly apparent that th e brunt of its activities are being carried by only a few vitalty interested students . The other members of the Council seem to have dropped by the wayside ; the average attendance at the weekly meetings is ten in stead of twenty-four. Considering that this is the first year such a body has been organized, there ar e bound to be faults in its construction and functioning . Criticism from various source s has claimed it is not truly representative o f student opinion (always a lovely looking argument to be levelled at any group on e does not agree with. ) Next Thursday noon the War Aid Council will hold its last meeting of the term, which ALL members are required to attend. At this meeting suggestions for next year 'will be received and discussed . This will be the time for any' criticisms to be aired . The War Aid Council knows it isn 't perfect; i t will welcome suggestions for improvement . • The Mummery . . . b>Ab:= • WITH AN EYE to ensuring student appreciation of their spring play, TH E RIVALS, the Players' Club recently unleashed HER SCIENCEMAN LOVER, a ruptured masterpiece of mine which ran fo r six weeks in and around Cloverdale befor e its pursuers finally trapped it, panting in a nearby field . Last Monday noon, after spending a pleasant hour tagging around after littl e men, watching them put up signs with m y name on them, I decided to float into th e Theatre and find a seat from which I coul d easily and quickly reach the stage whe n they unexpectedly begged me to come u p and take a bow . Whistling snatches of "I'll See You Again ", I sauntered up to the door, m y right hand poised in my coat pocket, wit h the thumb hanging outside in an insouciant manner, and my eye-lids drooping artistically, to create a general Noel Coward effect . Unfortunately, as I had also been rehearsin g a keen, steely look, in case el joined the Air Force, I ended up with a sort of crosseyed squint, like an ostrich with a bee on its beak. In any case, I did not succeed in strolling past the man at the door . On the contrary, he seized my arm and snapped, i n what I thought was a rather brusque way : "Put a dime in the bottle, buddy! " "They all go in for nothing," he chuckled, " but they have to pay a dime to see it . " "I shall inform Johnny Carson!" I shouted, tearing fluff from my coat pocket . "I am Johnny Carson," he smiled benignly from about a foot over my head . "What do you want to inform me of? " I swallowed hard . "Did you know U .S. Steel was up thre e points?" I asked weakly, dropping a dime in the bottle . Reassembling my dignity, I stampe d down ,the aisle, delighted to note all th e people with their heads turned in my direction, smiling, nodding, and waving thei r hands. For some obscure reason they stoppe d this when the pretty, little blond who wa s walking just in front of me stepped into a row and sat down . The -light must have gon e bad, I guess . I found a seat, and was soon listenin g impatiently to Mr . Reifel's orchestra . It became evident that this group was good t o the point of being impertinent . A bunch of mesmerized musicians threatening to overshadow my play completely . I tried glowering of the people sitting around, but the y persisted in applauding in a disgusting display of approval . I drew myself up, readjusting the carnation in my lapel before I realized I did no t have one there . "Sir? " I said stiffly, dusting off my sleeve . "I am the author of this play . " When Mr. Reifel finally yielded th e stage, Mr . Salt, and a few other trusted col leagues with me in the Press Row, rose an d prepared to leave, grumbling about onl y hearing three numbers . "You can take that up with God later, " snarled this unpleasant individual . "Put a dime in the bottle, Rockefeller, and sto p blocking the door . " " I refuse to pay money to see my ow n play!" I roared, whereupon ; was consternated to see a number of people shrug thei r shoulders in that's-good-enough-for-me fashion, and leave the building . "You can't get your money back now, you know! " I said hotly, pushing them bac k down as nonchalantly as possible . I strode out into the hall, looped around the quad, and came up on the other door . This time I added a dash of weasel to th e Noel Coward routine, and tried slithering through in the middle of a group of people. `"Where do you think you ' re going , Shadow'?" enquired n voice, supported by a foot hooked around my legs . "1 am the author of this play'!" I crie d unhappily . "I demand to be allowed to g o in for nothing! " The play finally ended and, yelling , " Author!Author!", I leapt up into the wings , where I waited anxiously for someone t o push me reluctantly onto the stage . Once out there, staring into a mass of pink faces , like so many cantaloupe halves, I forgot m y carefully practiced bow and rushed off, wild eyed, babbling: When the skit started, I suddenly foun d myself prematurely laughing at parts I thought would be funny, and laughing all alone . I caught myself breaking into fits o f applause while the rest of the audience seemed to be lost in deep reveries, ,,,, . LETTERS T O THE EDITO R ' March 1, 1942 Editor, The Ubyssey , Dear Sir : An editorial in Friday's lame be moans the lack of Canadian nationalism . But this is not some thing that we should bemoan but something we should be thankful for . Nationalism has been) the greatest menace to civilization in the last century and a half. It was French nationalism that produce d the wars that ruined France in th e reign of Louts XIV ., and a centur y later produced the frightful carnage of the Napoleonic conquests. German nationalism awoke in th e wars of 1866 to 1870, led Germany into the ruinous World War I ., and has driven her again into anothe r suicidal adventure . Italian nationalism has put Italy into the paths of aggression . Japanese nationalism has the same effect . An d it was nationalism, the idea i n every country that it must no t surrender one iota of its national sovereignty to a World Authority , that rendered the success of th e League of Nations, impossible . Yes, nationalism threatens to des troy our civilization, and unles s this petty regional spirt can soo n he transsen,led by an all embracing love of hum,cnity, there is littl e hope that we will not descend int o a new Dark Age . There is a patriotism that i s worthy. It says : "This is my country . I will live and die for it ; live and die to make its contribution to human progress great. " But nationalism says : "This is m y country and my god . Its peopl e are a superior race worthy to rul e the world . I will lilve and die t o make it powerful ." This spirit i s a curse . Yours truly , Leslie E . Drayton . Editor, The Ubyssey , Dear Sir : Visitors from other Canadia n end American campuses have ofte n remarked on the absence of a glee club on this campus . It appears that our institution is almost uni . que in this respect. Here, however, we have an organization that makes an additional demand of its members : that they have acting ability a s well as vocal prowess : a demand which unfortunately is very seldom answered, as witnessed b y most of their productions in th e past, and above all by the curren t debacle. A convenient and proven solution would be the replacement o f the existing society with a gle e club. This would achieve tw o ends : music within the capabilities of the existing talent coul d be produced ; and numerous students wth vocal talent, but no de sire to act, would be able to tak e an active interest . "Don' let them get me! Don't let them get me! " That's all I remember . One great disadvantage the present Society has is that the production of a single opera limits th e variety of music that can be sung, and indeed Gilbert and Sulliva n is not particulaily eppenling t o many as a musicm slat, Organization of a glee club in oppositio n three or four yg ees . . ago proved o. fuilui . Cannot, then, some mov e I e mill( to reorganize the presen t society"? Paul Hookings, Sc . '44 Friday, March 6, 1942 After Some 0 Time Il TNI 1► INOii DI MILO COULD TALK By DORWIN BAIR D • WHEN the official en velope arrived he ha d opened it with a careles s sort of gaiety that betraye d his real feelings . At last i t had happened, and, lik e when a man dies, his whole life was swirling before his eyes . By the time that envelope was opened, he woul d know that he was in th e army, that from now on som e small part of "the job" wa s going to be his, no matter what he could try to do about it . He tore the paper slowly, deliberately, thinking th e while . Somebody, in a talk on the radio, had said : this was a great era in which t o be young. Huh, he thought, there wasn't anything grea t about war . He tore the paper slowly, daze d somewhat by the cavalcade of pictures that printed themselves i n quick succession on his mind . Great to be young . . . wouldn't it b e Letter to be 18 again . . . to b e back in high school? Wouldn' t it be better to go back to a life where Saturday night shows an d hikes up Grouse on Sundays wer e all that mattered ? SUCCESSFUL Or even . . . and this though t was brighter . . . wouldn't it be better to be back at varsity again ? Back where life, all told, was fa r from serious, and where you wer e shielded from the things In life that could come up and woun d you over and over again till yo u suffered, deeply, in the mind . Things had been different sinc e "school" stopped . Oh, he couldn' t complain . He had gone places, done things, met people . He wasn't thirty yet, but he had what others called a "respectable place " in the community. He was a success . . . measured by all those standards you put up for yoursel f before you enter business . Things had come hi way . He half pulled the notice out of the envelope . . . not looking at i t yet . . . still thinking, his min d moving with the speed that comes to it onl ywhen some hard blow i s going to strike . He thought of th e girl who was ready, whenever h e gave the word, to share life wit h him . He thought of the undefinable thing he had 1 wilt up fo r himself , , . some called it socia l standing . CATCH WORD S He thought too of all the catc h words he had heard from other s . . . words about the war . . . word s he had heard so often they no longer carried sense . Phrases . . . "our bounden duty" . . . "a better world for all" . . . "where th e weak shall be protected" . . . a lot of phrases . He hadn't worrie d much al'out them . The notice was out of the envelope . There was no escapin g it now. Three weeks . Not lon g for a "busy mar," to wind up his afairs . Not long for a youth ful l of the joy of living to make hi s last rounds of the places he migh t not see for a few years. In a way . . . not the trite wa y . . . he was sorry for himself . . , wanted others to be the same way . SWEET CAPORAL CIGARETTES "The M eiifeh Mans sin is maker bst_. Commerce Club Hear s Of Airline Progres s • MISS HELENA St. Martin , United Airlines stewardess, and J. G . Stables, Airline executive, were guests at a Commerce Club Luncheon in Brock Hall las t Thursday. Mr. Stables outlined the progress of airline transprtation in the last 15 years . Refering to his attractive col league, M . Stables remarked that "Stewardesses are possibly one of the smartest pieces of selling tha t Airlines have done". Several othe r means devised to keep the publi c intrested in travelling aloft ar e the "log entry" and the 100,000 Miler Club. After the luncheon, Miss St . Martin spoke about the possibilities of becoming air hostesses . The girls are required to be no t more than five feet-five or weigh more than 120 pounds and hav e second year university . Miss Martin works eighty-five hours pe r month and is paid $130 with a raise to $150 after fifteen month s of service . Guests of the lnncheon include d Dr. Crumb, Proffesor Irving, Dr. Currie, Proffesor Morrow, Dea n Dorothy Mawdsley and Dr . War s ren . Will A ttemp t . To Improv e Brock Food • CONCLUDING that one of the main reasons why social functions are not held in Brock Hall during the term is the fact tha t catering is unsatisfactory, Studen t Council this week set up a committee to investigate possibilities of improving the service for nex t year. "The food served in the Brock for seventy-five cents a plate does not compare with that obtainable at downtown cabarets, and that is the reason faculty banquets an d other functions are not staged here", said Rod Morries, newly elected A .M.S . president, in urging that, some action be taken to remedy' conditions . The committee, consisting o f Ted McBride, Lois Nicholson, Rod Marries and Arvid Backman, pla n to consult the Administration wit h a view to making food and facilities in Brock Hall more attractive for student social functions . r A ARP Work May Becom e Compulsory H . Jessie How, B .A . PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER 4629 West 10th Ave , Essays and Theses Typed • AT A recent and very poorly attended meeting o f Class "E" men, it was ar- VARSITY SERVIC E ranged with Fire Chief Mur- STATIO N phy to commence lectures o n AT THE GATES 'Our Service Means Happy Motoring " civilian protection work . The lectures will cover bomb protection, gas, fire, and such conditions as will arise in case of a n air raid . They will be given twic e a week at 12:30 on Wednesday an d Friday . If these times are no t satisfactory to all class "E" students, they will be changed, if thi s is at all possible . Chief Murphy stresses the complete necessity of all students wh o are eligible turning out to thes e lectures . So far, it is being ru n entirely on a voluntary basis, bu t if attendance is poor, it will perhaps be made compulsory, wit h the approval of President Klinck . It is being arranged to obtai n equipment and compensation insurance from the authorities, s o that the students will be able to go ahead with practical work . For you r PRINTIN G or ENGRAVIN G Stationery Supplie s Fountain Pens Slide Rules Scales, etc . , for the present ter m SEE CAUGHT IN THE DRAF T There was no use telling him of The Clarke & Stuar t the millions of others like hi m CO. LIMITED who had met the same problem , the thousands of them who had DIN E 550 Seymour St . it solved MI. them, in a way tha t Vancouver, B. C . AND DANC E was so final . Mass figures don' t AT Phone PAcific 731 1 appeal to a young man at a momR HOTEL VANCOUVE ent like that . It takes something personal . That something came . It was another young man h e knew . . . the same age . A youn g man who had gone through th e I FIRBANKS LTD . . same university, who loved livin g JEWELERS — SILVERSMITHS — OPTICIAN S as well . A young man who came Opp . Bus Terminal Corner Seymour and Dunsmuir down in flames to be laid in a churchyard in the same villag e where Shakespeare wrote plays that expressed almost every great thought that ever went through 0 0 Special Student Rate at • the mind of an Englishman. CAPITOL - ORPHEUM - STRAND - DOMINION The notice went into his insid e pocket . His eyes returned t o By Presentation Of Your Student Pas s sparkle as they did before . , . hi s Frederic March , Spencer Tracy , mouth spoke the same gay thing s Katherine Hepburn Loretta Young . . . only his heart was different . in in Across the office desk anothe r "WOMAN OF TH E man worked . The young ma n "A BEDTIME STORY " YEAR " coughed a bit, smiled, gained th e other's attention . ORPHEU M CAPITO L "Well Joe, I've been drafted . " NOTICE: To all those who wer e scllin gtickcts for the Primros e recital must turn in their hook s of tickets with their nemcs writte n across the front to the A .M .S . office as snort as pu<sible . . "A YANK ON TH E BURMA ROAD " plu s Cesar Romero i n "A Gentleman At Heart " Gary Cooper In "SERGEANT YORK " Plus "Sucker List " STRAND DOMINIO N . Page Three THE UBYSSEY Friday, February 27, 1942 Vast New IntraMural Plan Looms For 1942-4 3 Van Vliet's Schem e Points Way To Ne w .Athletic Boom Here . ' PORT INTRA - MURAL ~ INFORMATIO N By MR. MAURY VAN VL11T • THE QUESTION has been asked many times during the last few weeks, "Why all this sudden interest In intra mural sports and are they strictly for the fraternities? " A Sample of What's To Com e The answer to the first point is that the interest ha s always bten there but needed to be expressed through mor e teams representing smaller groups rather than the faculties It Is not at all unlikely that high and classes. As foil the second point, the program is design physical fitness, with its ensuing ed as an antra-mural plan for the pleasure of every male on boost in morale in general, will b e to the high degree of physical fitthe campus who wishes to participate, not any select group. ness in the ranks of Its army an d an ultimate factor in the successcivilian population. Elsewhere on these pages will be found a description of elig ful prosecution of the war . The are of Finland's long, heroic WM With the view in mind of getting ibility rules and other features for next year , Malted Russia serves us with a the students in a wartime oandiSince the outbreak of the war we have been aware o f good example . tion of physical fitness, and'simula great deal of crusading for "physical fitness" . It is hoped The success of little Finland, taneously supplying them with a long known as one of the World 's long sought recreational need, th e that the broadening of sporting opportunities on our campu s leading athletic exponents, ha s new, wider, antra-mural plan has will not only condition the men taking part, but will develo p been directly attributed by many been evolved . more mental alertness. "Physical fitness" is not enough to strive for, we need fitness in all things, not just the physical . Competition Offered In Every Spor t Consequently, calesthenic drills, setting-up exercises, an d The new scheme will involve Ism, — other forms of physical sessions with mental naps are no t upwards of fifteen totuvuunenta , Everything from snooker, ping with no low than $73.300 Individual gong, and bowling to rugby, foot sufficient, but only a means to an end—when we have n o matches, and probably upwards of ball, and boxing will be include d other means. 1,000 men . The use of the Armin the scope of the hug. new plan , Aristotle once said, "The results of physical educatio n ouries will facilitate training and to enable every man to have th e are not limited to the body alone, but they extend even t o playing of the competitions, as will chance to participate In the game the proposed playing field to be or skill in which he is better at the soul itself." It should be poticed that he said "physica l constructed North of the Gymnasthan others. education", not listless arm waving with a full knee bend o r physical jerks (how I abhor that term), or some equally in Triangle. Educational Program Proposed ane expression. For those men who feel that sent the University inter-collegiate This type of physical education which encourages one' s they are prescient enough other outside games. certain sports to enter, there face diagram in Mr. Van Vliet's mind to function during vigorous body movement include s be class held where he will recolumn, ) the intra-mural sports program which is rapidly developin g oeiv =Art instruction on the inIn this new plan there will alinto one of the most important phases of campus life in ever y tricacies of golf, basketball, soccer , ways be ample materiel from university on this continen t or soy other game he may ertjoy. which to select full teams for an y Once a man has mastered his sport, and the present, somewhat The facilitt s available on this campus offer many opSome in then Instruction period s tiring process of becoming physpo tunitiee which have been enjoyed by a minority group and has developed an enjoyment ically fit will be replaced by a ne w of motor-minded athletes, Many students have not known for playing the game he will gradand better system whereby enjoy just what to do about getting into some form of sport and uate to antra-mural competition , ment and fitness are gleaned at and from the Infra-mural will be others have felt that some superman prerequisites were Easy Eligibility Opens New selected the men who will reprothe same time. necessary before heading in the general direction of the gymnasium or stadium. Cups and Smoker Are Added Inducement s I n the future, physical education on this campus should Intramurals To All Men To create further a feeling of inindividual cups will be presented be looked upon as a huge triangle with inter-collegiate and for each event. Exhibitions of terest and enthusiasm in the intra• THE KEYNOTE of nex t year's intramural plans is the fact that every male wil l have mural field, there will be cups various games and skills will also other outside competitio n forming the peak, intra-mural presented to the winners in ever y be staged, with a view of makin g the opportunity of participating . sports making up the cente r or bulk of the figure and the the average male student converscompetition, and accurate and Any group of thirty n i me will be eligible to compete or to enter competetants n base made firm by class instruction in various skills and complete records will be kept of ant with as many sports and skill s every y sport. Ever group will be y in every event, i fails to automaticall entered and if t fundamentals necessary for participatio n or ability in the winning times, high scorers, and as possible, ' turn out team it a will lose points by default. many phases of Physical Education. any other records established In The new plan will be welcome d Unlike this year, fraternities will for . . .. only a small portion of the contesting groups, by many men on the campus who the competitions . These record s records will be printed each year have thus far had no opportun teams will be formed by groups from every phase of campus life who will organize into in the antra-mural handbook, aities to get good workouts of an y groups of thirty men or more, vailable to all students. kind, and by those who have alATHLETI C CLUBS At the and of each year's compways wanted to learn how to pla y The groups which will be like you in the cat will decide to form etition there will be held a smoker, athleti various sports but have had no c club s wil l have no mem- a club, in order to enter the com where the grand cup will be preIntramural s bership restrictions and are eas y petitions. Their eligibility will be sented to the winning group, and opportunity of learning them . to form Suggestions for compet - easy. All they have to do is get groups have been the estab - thirty men collected, and petition To Present ing lishment of ex-high school clubs , the intra-mural committee to hav e Publications hoard migh t their club entered in the tourna Ring Tilt s oreventheform Intra Mural Hand boo k an entry for the ne w ments. There is nothing more t o intro-mural competitions. it. • VARSITY'S EDITIO N The fraternities of course are al To Appear Next Fall WELCOME of grunt and groaners , ready organized, but others sue r ALL These organizations will not be as the Hyiu-Ow's will probably necessarily • A NEW HANDBOOK will make its appearance on th e boxers and wrestlers to you , composed of only th e campus tit the beginning of next year in the form of a n should find next year 's Ath- form entries . The intra-mura l stereotyped athletic type, but also An intra-mural hand-book will be available nex t fall handbook will give men desirin g those who wish to learn sports o r letic set-up busier than a rag Intra-mural Handbook, available to all male students, especto participate in any of the sports and junk business on Mai n who are good at such sports as for the first time in the history of the University. A calendar ially those in their first year . advice on how to get a group to ping-pong, snooker, bowling, etc. of the year's events will be listed as well as a constitution, Street . gether. This book will contain certai n Experts in these lines will prove eligibility rules, entrants requirements and a complete record M. L. Van Vliet, who has per t bylaws and rules of the Intra Perhaps even the group tha the Intra-Mural game, givin g as valuable to the clubs as husk - of this year's activities. Champions declared this year will tonally coached Tommy Syme t o s Mural sports that were drawn u p happens to st at the same table a them something to "shoot at " . ies in rugger and basketball . the North-west Golden Gloves 120 remain so until their record has been broken . The intrathis year. Also the book will giv e rosh will be especially interpound crown, has ideas for th e THIS YEAR'S RESTRICTION S mural director and committee feel that with perhaps a thous in detail the method of scorin g ested in this complete handboo k propoed enlarged intramural pro . The main failing of this year's under the point system that is and men competing next year every record should be broken . because it will give the first yea r gram. program has been that man y being used with so much succes s men plans on how to organiz e Here is an opportunity to get mentally and physicall y people who wanted to enter vari "Al-campus championship wil l this year among the mural athclubs, the necesary eligibility rule s ous competitions such as the swim fit for the present crisis in a very enjoyable manner as wel l likely he held in both boxing an d letes. for the contestants, together with meet. the cross-country tourney, as assisting in developing a program which will be the back wrestling for those who are ina tentative schedule on the year' s Another feature wil be picture s and the snooker contest, wer a bone of campus spirit in the years to come . o terested in either of these tw program. of the winning team or prson i n ruled out because they were no t sports . This to lead up to This handbook, a completely ne w If your favorite sport has been over-looked or yo u each of th important sports run of f in fraternities . ments when and if the opportunfeature on next year ' s set-up wil l this year . have some worthwhile suggestion for next year's intra-mural ity presents itself". Next year any one interested i n be available to all the male stuany of these activities will either program drop around and let the intra-mural committe e RECORDS STATE D dents on the campus . WHIMSY join or form a club, so that he wi' I know about it. f Also included will be a list o According to Van Vliet, ter" Mervin "Lightening" Frank be eligible to enter and help hi s r the records established this yea This is your program! If it doesn't suit you or is not o Tommy Syme will be on hand t lin, fight impressario, man man club, raise his competitive spirit , t : A trig book, lost las ;. LOST in the various sporting ever tl show the newcomers how i t ager with knowledge of the inside end above all, raise his physical completely successful, you will have only yourself to blame . These records should be of parweek . Return to the A .M.S. office should be done. Asitsing Syme dope, trainer and sparing partne r fitness as every patriotic Canadia n The tools will be furnished—can those academic bodie s or to Margery Pinton, Arts Letter ticular interest to those who wil l wil be "Southpaw" Porter "Kil direct from Jacob's Beach . hands the job ? should be doing in these times . Rack . be making their first attempt at STRIVING at the same time for fitness and a new enjoy ment in competitive sports, the Men s Athletic Directorate, under the direct supervision of Maury Van Vliet , Men's Physical Education Director, has proposed a mammoth new competitive sports plan, designed to include every phys ically fit male on the campus, vest in not , I In will or is M. I M, L. Harry Franklin Gives Referee's Eye View On Intramural Sport Contest s outline and organize the entire list of events, consequently, as compared to 1942-43 . In other columns, you may hav e • THIS COULD BE a great chance to "kick back" on thde doing what the majority of participants would want to do, gathered some idea of what is to be expected—pleasant, wet ? boys who play—in much quicker syllables, the "blin Quite happily, they have acknowledged the fact that this Anyway, intra-mural sports as a counter-part to a Tom ref" holds the verbal hand o'er the whistle batters . f is their program gigantic physical fitness program will start in September, no t But we waive that opportunity to tell our impressions o 'til January—and the entire shootin' match is ope n the current intra-mural program . Since January 6, 1942, team representatives have held towaylaid every male on this green campus . From our position, we witnessed a smattering of wha t their weekly conclave regularly at 3 :30 Tuesday afternoons. went on, and how, and why things turned out as successfull y Here, reports on the outcome of various games have bee n ENTHUSIAS M made, future plans outlined, and comments or suggestions as they did . Spirit, people, spirit . Maybe you can appreciate how enthusiastic M . L . Van True, there was already much potential rivalry before placed before Chairman M. L. Van Vliet. These in turn , Vliet, Director of Physical Education, feels over the curren the competition opened in the form of social ties . But whathave been referred to a smaller gathering who submit plans outlook . Perhaps, you—who would jump at the chance tot ever made for the hotly contested matches 'twixt foes, an d for the vote. take part in this set-up—are eager toenter the fun . Let me . friends for that matter, certainly aided to put it over ,tell you here, pal, play "within the walls" will commenc e RECORD GOOD with such vim and gusto next year that you'll hold your ha t ORGANIZATION Yes, it is all democratic and we might add, efficient . and cry, "Gee whiz! " Still ( why should a group of twenty to forty men tak e But the success of the program has hinged on th e Basketball with crowded locker rooms and cros s such an interest in a sports program that formerly was quite participants themselves . In approximately 40 basketball country with gruelling ordeals will be back again . Golf, dormant and whose participants prefered the lackadasica l games to date, not one has been forfeited . And the contests featuring hooks and slices, and ping pong with high nets an d attitude ? have started on time—at scheduled times . short tables, along with swimming and screwy candle stic k Organization, friend, organization. Now that last remark is not so much an awkward sla p But why stand back and admire ourselves and gloa t racers—all that will grace the list of events . And injecte d over our accomplishments . Perhaps, they are not so astound- into the into the lineup will be t,,lleyball, tennis badminton , on the back to the intra-mural director and his assistants a s ing. If future plans bear any weight at this stage in th e bowling—perhaps soccer and handball—(you name it, w e much as it is a compliment to the intra-mural team repre . In fact, these same committeemen game, this year's activity will be but a drop in the inkwel l got i1!) sentatives themselves HARRY FRANKLIN Page Four THE . UBYSSEY Awards Da Cancelled ; Friday, February 27, 1942 Smoker Planned Soo n Tumbling and Boxin g Map Reading Jaunts Are Predicte d To Wind Up ' Year' s Intra's At Smoker Mercury sped far above fatigues With Picobac to charm his endless leagues , • Students also must cover much ground — academic if not terrestrial . In their arduous journ through the realms of learning, find that Picobac gives them "winged fee th thought" . For the pick of Canada's Burley cro is always a mild, cool, sweet smoke — a , de me incomparably satisfying and fiaa curly undemanding, HANDY MAL•11tIH1 POUCH . 154 34LI . "L0K-TOP" TIN • 65e also packed In Pocket Thi s " It Icob& DOES taste good in a pipe I " '.I4 ' Jr Lt AcavARcv ~lr~'_lc_'Ir _'l r AR D VALU E ILLEI10ER WITCH ION I V ' ; : ; nii IIIIi . !ii l it' s time to think about a blouse • TO WIND UP this year's intra-mural sports program , and to introduce the enlarged sports schedule for nex t year, a mammoth sports smoker will be held some noon hour early in April at the Gymnasium . At the smoker, the first of a series to be run off at the Here is how it works. The runend of each intra-mural season, a complete program is to b e ners line up some noon hour . Eac h run off which is guaranteed to be both interesting and enterone is given a detailed map of the taining . Some of the outstanding atheletes on the campus will be asked to give demonstrations and nxhibi. tiers d their particular skill . • This Year' s Dat a A tumbling show will be preBY HARRY FRANKLI N sented by a group of hand picke d men who are most capable of showing the students the fin e • VARSITY aportsdom was not let down this year ! points of the sport. If you doubt that statement, look at the phenomenal 3YME WILL BOX Tommy Byrne, Golden Glover record of intra-mural sports on the Thunderbird campus, an d Featherweight Champion of the then contrast the figures with any set of statistics ever gathNorthwest, who may have been ered in previous years . Then, youmight easily understand National champ had the tourne y why most male students at U .H .C . have followed M . L . Van been held, will be asked to prove his skill against any person or perVllet's successful program. sona who can be found to ente r First, with the opening of the new year, basketbal l the ring with him. Tommy, one teams, numbering eleven and consisting Qf ten players each , of the most popular u well s a most proficient athletes that Varbegan a hectic schedule that will carry them into the middl e sity has ever turned out will b e of March . A quick glance and a little arithmetic tells us that certain to make the smoker a hit. a good 110 men participated . In fact, at a recent game on It is possible that an exhibition the gym hardwood, a spectator crowd exceeding some Senio r of expert ping-pong will be given "A " team attendances watched two evenly matched squads either by this year's antra-mural meet, or by Bob and Harold Keenbattle It out for a high spot in the standings . lyalde, City and North-Wester n Total of 55 tournament games will have been run off champions. No other demonstrations have been planned as yet . in the cage competition . Enthusiasm has reached the poin t ANNUAL FEATUR E where fifty per cent of the squads have purchased thei r The Smoker he? been planne d own strip equipment. And when a group of fellows will put to usher out tie sports for thi s out cold cash for the sake of basketball uniforms, then it i s year, and to introduce the new a safe bet that they are taking their court game seriously . intra-mural program for next semester. The various exhibitions Heading the initial tournament in the list of "specia l and demonstrations will, it is events", a swimming meet at the local YMCA pool late in hoped, have a spurring effect on January brought out that intra-mural interest once again . the already sport conscious group s on the Campus, and an awakenAt this exhibition of good swimming and clean sport, 8 4 ing effect on those groups not individual met] took part in eight different events, and clos e heretofore interested in the intrato 150 spectators crammed the "band box" 'Y' tank for a mural activities. full evening of water frolic . At least, half again as man y The whole thing has been aron-lookers were turned away because of lack of sufficien t ranged by Mr . M. L . Van Vliet, who is anxloua to arouse interes t seating capacity . and enthusiasm in the new intraThen, before the sport scribes could keep up with th e mural plans for next year, which plans he has fostered and brough t results and schedules that go with an increased program , to their present state of complenearly 50 campus behemoths pounded the celluloid spher e tion . in an intra-mural University ping pong tourney, that ha d the Armouries in use from 7 :45 to 11 :30 the same evening . This also was in the form of a "special events" series . All points earned going toward the grand intra-mural total for the year . Bowling And Horseshoes New Events • HORSESHOES A N D BOWLING will be two events featured in n e x t year's Intra-mural Program . These sports are being intro duced to secure a full-rounded set-up . Horseshoe pits will be constructed on the new playing field to b e built during the summer vacatio n north of the Gym. This will certainly add to the interest of game and really bring the horseshoer s to the attention of the public . ALLEYS HIRED A Bowling League will be formed from the competing Intramura l Teams and will be featured as real point-getter. The games will be played downtown where arrangements will be made to reserve the entire facilities of the alleys. Bowling has always been considered a popular sport among college men . It not only adds to an antra-mural program, but afford s an opportunity to engage in an activity which has "carry-over " value into later life . Pix Contest Entries Du e Each 1.98 Others at $2.98 Now' s when to buy it— frilly, dainty lingerie types . . , wonderfully-tailored suit styles sheers, cottons, smooth crepes . plains, polkas, stripes white and mouth-watering color s Blouses, Main Floo r 'kit-6o to INR (tOMptille . ^a00RAYF p-o MTV Ic 7n • AS A NOVELTY FEATURE of next year's intra mura l sports program, details are bein g completed concerning a map reading cross country race to be hel d in the coming semester . The race will involve racing skill, a cool - head, and a knowledge of mill tary map reading. March 18 • DON'T FORGET . . . The big Photography Competition . . . closhig date is March 18 . . . submit your entries now and you have a better chance of winning! Don't delay . . . anythin g from nudse to ruder! No pictur e is too small or too large ! Banzai! This is the time . . . the pub is the place and this i s the thing! Get them pits fro m your old family album and giv e to us clown at the pub . . . don't be bashful we're all friends together! Come down and tell us abou t your worries . . , but don't forge t them pits . . . exit in the form of a looseleaf . • SPRING Elections for the ne w executive of the Forum wil l he held in Aggie 100, Wednesday , March 3 . All interested are invite cite attend . surrounding country . The problem then is to get from the point of origin to the ultimate destination as quickly as possible, and to reach that point before the othe r contestants do so. • UNIVERSITY BOOK STOR E Hrs .: 9 a.m . to 5 p .m . ; Saturdays 9 a.m. to noon LOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND SCRIBBLER S AT REDUCED PRICES Graphic Engineering Paper, Biology Paper Loose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink and Drawing Instruments All the while, almost daily, various golf squads were playing their double knockout series on the University links . With two men from each organization, a total of 24 Varsit y golfers, excluding the local "smoothies", have been chippin g and putting from nigh on two months . But to top off all expectations of what a real competitive series can offer, 100 huskies ran the gruelling 2%-mile cros s country February 19th over the campus course that saw between two and three hundred persons at the Stadium at th e start and finish of the race and another 200 interested spectators scattered out over the entire length of the course. Such a race is planned to give the men running a chance to develope their military map reading powers and at the same tim e take part in an open contest as part of the antra-mural program . The Dominion Champioe a Royal Portabl e Typewriter s Four Smart Models Two Basket Shift Models: The Quiet De Luxe - L00 The Arrow . 10 Two Carriage Shift Models: The Coinmander. .50 The Mercury.-- 1II BYRNEI TYPEWRITPRI LTD. 592 Seymour St. PAedSc 1042 Most surprising to M . L . Van Vliet, proponent o f physical condition and especially cross country running, wa s that many runners came up after the race and asked that a similar competition be run in a few weeks time . Time does not permit another cross country but next year it will b e seen that there will be enough cross country runs to take care of the aspiring Thunderbirds . At the present moment, besides a few meddle-some mid-terms, intra-1nuralers are caught in the swing of softball, and once again, from all indications another new hig h will be struck in this popular tourney . In this sport over 150 male students have heard "Play Ball!" and participated in the current double knockout series . Games are scheduled so that all 12 teams are playing at th e same field at the same hour, making a sight to behold . In spite of absence of regular workouts and everything tha t goes with "fast" baseball, the brand of ball has been exceptionally good . Then, thrown in between the various tourneys and championship competition, a highly technical snooker nigh t went into history at the homes of two of Varsity's busier set , Raefel and Carson . "I ' ve not seen anything like it, since the days of inter collegiate spotrs," remarked Lionel Salt, ex-sports editor o n the Ubyssey . And that is about the general run of split second inter views . All comments have been favorable from the "hottest " of sources . And, believe you me, that is an accomplishmen t in itself. Interest has become so prevalent that M . L . Van Vlie t and the intra-mural committee have planner a Men ' s Smoker late in March at noon in the gymnasium . More about the latter point in later editions fthe Ubyssey . Of course, interest can become so great that it tt~a y become ridiculous. Picture if you will the Kappa Sigm a quintet challenging the second-string Varsity basketball tea m to a basketball game that was played last Wednesday . Ridiculous, you say? No, brother, just good-hearted sportsman ship that has been stirred up by this zealous demand fo r some sport activity . Yes, we can safely say, with little fear of rebuttle, tha t Varsity sportsdom has not been let down this year . COME ON , VANCOUVE R BU Y ( VICIIIR Y MINO S ‘tleee%~c 1 Friday, March 6, 1942 M .A.D. Changes; Insurance See n Institute Scholarship For Varsity • SWEEPING CHANGES in the intra-mural program o n the campus are being paralleled by the Men 's Athletic Directorate who are discussing plans to reorganize in orde r to administer more efficiently the entire athletic set-up at U .B .C. • SIR NORMAN ANGELL wil l One main topic of the Directorate's last meeting was the reconstituting of its membership . As i t now stands, M,A,D ., which is th e controlling body on all campu s sports, consists of two faculty representatives, the director of physical education, the president o f M,A,A., the president of the Bi g Block club, and one other student representative . . I NEW MEMBER SUGGESTE D It Is felt by members of th e Directorate that too specialized a representative system has resulte d in which members of the council have narrowed, athletic interest. Propwels, as they stand now, are that a representative be include d from the Ubyssey sports staff. Appointment of a member from the Ubysey sports department, one committeeman pointed out , would tend. to break down the specialization of M.A.D. "The Ubyssey sports editor has to kno w something about every sport o n the campus, " he said, "and w e could use his knowledge and ad vice . " Also under discussion by the Directorate, in line with the prolimed changes in the intra-mura l program,• is a comprehensiv e scheme to provide athletic insurance against injury , . e THE UBYSSEY INSURANCE SCHEM E Over two hundred male students are participating in this year's program, and the enrolment for nex t year should at least treble. This meats that danger of injury is in creased three-fold. At present, no provision is made to recompense a University athlete, injured while playing for U .B.C . The cases of Evann Davies, who sustained a broken ankl e playing rugby in Victoria, find of Art Johnson, who lost a fron t tooth playing basketball are good Illutarations of the need for som e form of athletic Insurance. Then, too, Norm Burnett, M .A .D . • Shopping • spring fashions at Plant ' s Ladie s Ready to Wear . 564 Grenville St . Its just like a fashion show to g o in and see all the lovely dresse s and coats and suits . A dark Ph i Kappa Pi was jilted just before the co-ed . His pretty girl-friend , a well known Phrateres miss, too; committee man spent several weeks on crutches as a result of an injury sustained in the gym . MONEY RAISING SCHEMES The Directorate feels that shoul d a scheme of insurance be set up , with a grant received from Council, money raised by the staging of benefit games, and a committee set up to administer benefits to needy cases, it would, in time, lead to a comprehensive insuranc e program for the entire University, and cover injuries received in laboratory work, and other academi c pursuits. With this in mind, then, the M .A .D. have submitted severa l suggestions to Students' Council for their approbation . Results of their investigations should b e ready for publication In the nea r future . STANFIELDS have all sorts of lovely lingerie . . . pantie s and vests in brief and bloome r styles . They come in tearose and white at $1 .00 at Wilson's Glov e and Hosiery Shop, 575 Granvill e St . A commerceman drove som e sorority girls down to Seattle fo r their formal last week and for compensation they got him a cut e YOU SHOULD we the "Hol y Moses" bag that Lydia Lawrence, 576 Seymour St . in the Arts and Crafts building has made u p for herself . And it's called tha t because she was wearing it on e day when catching a streetcar, an d while opening it she heard an Air force lad behind her exclai m "Holy Moses, look at the size o f it" . The bag is about the largest CONTINUING his policy of saluting campus fraternities and sororities, Dal Richards, Vancouver Hotel Orchestra leader, wil l feature the sweetheart songs of Alpha Gamma Delta and Delt a Upsilon over radio station CJO R tonight at eleven o'clock . For the president of the Alph a Gams, Frances McCarthy, the band wil feature "This Love of Mine" . Barry Sleigh, president of Delta Upsilon, will also have a request played . THE ATMOSPHERE of the Persian Arts and Crafts Shop , 507 Granville St . seems to give the idea of exclusive merchandise . At the same time each article i s priced moderately and reasonably . A dark Players Clubber was carrying a white wig to be used in th e play through town the other day. It was very delicate so he wa s carrying it carefully . Suddenl y out of the crowd on the street a I GOT a letter through the mail the other day with n whole column of juicy items . Th e letter was signed "love and stuff" . Today I will pass them oe to yo u but I wilt not t uerantee thei r authentic ity . . Rae-Sons, 608 Gran vide St ., have the large .' r ;mit,' ' d ty1 , on the Roes Clever flo r tl t they have ever he en elite t o peasant to the se! tic . Low hec k end high heels and medium heel , n a variety or colours . , , blue psychology of allied nations, an d inter-American relationships . U. B. C . has been asked to name one or more students who would be suitable candidates for a scholarship in the above Institute, and who would be free to accept suc h a scholarship in spite of war obligatiots . Further information may be obtained at the Registrar's office. Mr . Schledel stated that in the three years he has been manager , he has never found a student who has tried to put anything over on the bank . University students ar e 100 percent honest. Graduate students who have required assistance to travel to the east to fill positions there hav e never failed to repay their debts . M . W . Allan, manager of the Canadian Bank of Commerce on Saeamat, although he has only been there for three months, finds students very easy to deal with and it is one of the bright spots in busines to have them come in . There is much less risk in dealing with students in banking titan . sactons than with the general public is the conclusion he has com e to. Mr . Allan said that professors are prety nice people to deal with too, although there are a few exceptions Junior members of the staff find them to be quite a trial though, because they neve r know when the professors are kidding or not. P With Mary Ann More important than ever these uncertain times--classics--goo d . 0 KEITH PORTER, Treasurer of the A .M,S ., has announced th e formation of a new scheme to facilitate the drawing-up of the in coming Treasurere's preliminary budget. In the very near future, presidents of all campus clubs will be sent a form on which to estimat e approximately what their requirements for next year will be . Thi s is to be endorsed by both the ol d and new presidents and returne d to the Council member unde r whose supervision their club falls . The fact that much of the red tape has been abolished in Canadlan banking makes it muc h more pleasant to enter a bank . Today an air of cordiality is encouraged, ,he concluded . Here' s 'Goo d Campus Friend s Frosh-Sop h Draw Set Fo r Noon, Mar . 1 2 • PLANS FOR the combine d Frosh-Soph elide party ar e now hems laid by the executives . The date for the draw has been ti:natively set for March 12, an d will be held at noon in the auditorium. Fresh president Don Sutton i s in charge of arrangements for th e draw, and Dr Ralph Hull will officiate at the actual drawing . This year the draw will include the sophmores also. Soph president Dave House r said that plans for the dance are still rather indefinite, but that it will be held in the Brock as usual , and that muse would be supplied by George Reifel and his band. The date has been set for Tuesday, March 17. the poVE R •our and prob New York has wets lam! Now lem! ! :1iteeaoln a "Popover"ave p er flow? ~berat that seta ato ' Hess! glorified the mostgen It's a I0rour Shown in your p° er. . goue i shad es ti,49 uff~ and th See the captivating in our Mow mnent . Depa y er Millin Floor Spencer's, Fashion Millinery, . clothes that you wear and wear because they fit so well intd your manner of living—because they have a quality and timeles s a fellow Aggie to the co-ed . I t was all straightened out when th e Phi Kap didn't know whether h e could go or not so she asked th e Aggie . For spring campus wear . Plaits have lovely sweaters, skirts , blouses and snappy jackets . Wea r a lovely printed silk under a plai n coat, either dressy or sporty an d be ready for any event . date . Now he's mooning around about her and one of the sorority girls on this campus, and the sorority girl is mooning around abou t him and a Sigma Phi Delt . Neverthe-les> everyone is quite chum my . Stanfields also make shadow proof slips for $1 .95. Get a whol e set , slip, vest and panties to match . in town . . . about 18 inches across . New romances : A tal l basketball player, Fiji, has give n his pin to a cute little freshett e Players Clubber . A cute Thet a with china-blue eyes has another engagement ring . It was an Air force lad this time last year . Hav e Miss Lawrence make one of thos e hags for you and attract the eye s of the Servicemen . She has her s on display at any time , women with a small child in to w bore down on him and asked i f her little girl could look at th e baby. She realized her ,mistake on closer examination and the y both went about six shades of purple, Novelties in the Persian Sho p are priced no higher than th e usual novely lines and yet ar e exclusive and differenk I, hav e often priced articles as low a s 50 cents. But not so wo o • tion of Allied war alms, the character of an eventual peace, the • THE CHANCES OF success for the average Universit y student are rated as being one in ten by Mr . E. Scheidel, manager of the Sasamat branch of the Bank of Montreal, bu t as a future investment based on the fact that the students o f today will be the professional men of to-morrow the carrying of student accounts will prove to be profitable . NOTICE: The Social Problems Club will retire to Horseshoe Bay to discuss labour problems thi s week-end . The theme of the camp is 'Labour and Its Relation to War . ' AU those interested are asked to get in touch with Jack Currie . Sugar is rationed • help them gain a clearer concep- • • Violets are blue • Institute of World Affairs of th e Success Chances Rate d New Plan Calls Tentativ e One in Ten By Banker s For '42 ,'43 Budgets By VIVIAN VINCENT Richards To Honor D .U .'s Alpha Gam s Roses are red • States and other countries at th e Students International Union to War Note : COME in and see all the ne w meet this Summer with students from colleges in the Unite d Page Fiv e black, biege . They are all ver y new and very snappy . Drop i n and see them . . . they are al l priced at $5 .95 . A very tall senio r and a very tiny brunette sophomore were seen at the co-ed, Th e writer feels sorry for the boy i n Seattle . Ile wrote to the snp h that he was flying here to go to the co-ed with her and she re turned a quid : r.u ; .oe "TO O LATE DO NOT F'LY AS I HAV E FLOWN" or words to that effect . charm that makes them last season after season—because yo u can make them so individual by mixing and matching! Shirt s man - tailored by To o e Women's shirts that carry the air of authentic masculine styling—in English broad cloths, striped percales, zephyr and madras cloths . All featuring either self or whit e pique, convertible collar, linked cuff an d pocket. Sizes 32 to 40. 2.00 to 4.00 JACKET S Shoulders easy in indispensible jacket s —shown in donegals, herringbones an d other Scottish tweeds . 3-button fastening, longer length and the new draped shoulder. Sizes 12 to 18 . SKIRT S The sort of skirts you love because they fit so well. Pastel wools and tropical cloths in every shade you coul d name. Flared and pleated to give yo u plenty of variety . Sizes 14 to 20 . 16 .95 to 18 5 .9 2.98 to 7 .9 8 SPORT SUIT S If you've a flare for simplicity, a feeling for color and a ye n for plaids, choose one of these ruggedly feminine suits . Classically tailored or dressmaker in cut they are fashione d of handsome tweeds in soft pastel plaids . Sizes 14 to 20 . 25 .00 Sportswear, Spencer's, Fashion Floo r DAVID SPENCE R LIMITE D s M Page Six THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 6, 194 2 Armories May Be New Sports Centre For Murals SoccermenEnd Year With 1-0 LOSS TO Lucky Woodward s Could Handle Tennis, Cage , ~ — ~ - - ~ Tilts And Indoor Trainin g • • next term . The idea has the enthusiastic sponsorship of Mr . Van Vliet, and the approval of Colonel Shrum, assuming tha t the proposed plans do not interfere with military requirements, Potential Sports Site Many advantages are apparen t to such a plan . Showers are al ready installed, there is room for many games, and the light, heat , and height of the building are sufficlent to allow most indoor games to be run off easily . half had started they scored to pu t them in the lead an dtake th e game. The game and hardfighting Varsity men fought back but failed t o score. With but five minutes to go until the final whistle, they staged a determined rush on the winners' net. But no tally resulted . This was the last game of th e year for the Thunderbird socce r team . FACILITIE S Three indoor tennis courts, three volley ball courts, and eight or ten badminton courts could be fitted in comfortably . In addition to these, boxing and wrestlin g rings can be set up in the building, and a three wall handbal l court can be constructed . The armories is an ideal spot for this developement . This year, the ping pong tourney was run off in one evening in the building, showing just how fast and easy it would be to complete other such matches . The building is centrally located , and has great possibilities for being turned into a training center for any and all sports . LINEUP ; Young, Roach, Louie , Green, T o d d, Sasaki, Morten, Oughten, Smith, North, Kermode , and Tupper. Varsity Pucksters Tak e Sloppy 5 2 Win From q Vancouver Junior Lion s GREAT POSSIBILITIES . • THE VARSITY Hockey team charged through the de fense of the Vancouver Junior Lions for a 5-2 victory i n the feature game last Friday night at the Forum, with a good turn out of University students to root the boys on t o a win. The game was a disgrace to good hockey, but n o one seemed to object to it except the one Junior Lions ma n who had to be carried off the ice "out cold" . FREE SKATING After the game, students skated for an hour and a half, to th e music, not of the Varsity band, but to recorded disks by courtes y of the Forum . The crowd on th e ice was not too big, and not ttto o small, for there were no advers e comments . Pat Butler of the Lions . Both men were givers penalties . In the third period, U .B.C. ran g up two more net counters, but thi s was incidental to the nasty accident which occured when Jack Shilabeer collided with an unidentified Junior Lions man, who was thought to have sustained a skull fracture, but who later was foun d to be suffering from only a minor head injury . The game opened slowly, with the wild playing that was to be the rule showing up Immediately . Rushing up and down the ice In a series of drives that served t o confuse the spectators only, th e two teams turned in as ragged a performance as can be imagined . But the first period ended with n o score for either team . Object of the tennis match, ac cording to the genial Lynn Sully, is to prepare for the newly farme d lnetr-Mural set up next fall . Girls wil not be allowed to enter in the matches this Spring bu t next year entries will be throw n open to all male and female members of the University . As son as all entries are In thi s week, then the organizers wil l draw up a schedule for the pro posed matches . This schedule wil l he posted up and the games can get under way . . Your Varsity Pass En titles You to a Speda l Rate at the Following Theatre s (Except Saturdays and Holidays) Gene Tierney, Walter Huston , Victor Mature, Oona Munson in "THE SHANGHAI GESTURE" VOGUlt ones Masse Nelson Eddy, in ,, "BALALAIKA lus ,WaterlooBrid ge PARADISE ., PROPOSED SITE of the new sports centre for next year . If the floor of the Armories is properly laid out as Maury Van Vliet suggests, tennis, badminton courts and volley ball courts will be formed . The 50,000 dollar building should prove, if made the ne w centre of Mural activity, of more use than merely an Armories , Jack Lon don's "NOR I TO THE KLOND I plus Eddie Albert i n "Treat 'Ent ugh " PLAZA New Canadian Grid Game Fo r Guns In Stadium Saturda y • UNIVERSITY CANADIAN Football enthusiasts will have the pleasure of seeing one o f the best Senior High School teams play this Saturday morning when the championshi p Kits squad tackles a Vary-Ea lineup in the Stadium at 10 o'clock sharp , Billed as a game for guns, the proceeds will go to buy bonds, the battle is being promoted by Gus Carmichael, playing coach for the Varsity-PM . team. Grid . . . JOHN FARINA will direct hi s Kits squad from the coachin g bench Saturday morning, agains t former team mates . GORMAN, TUCKE R Several other University player s scheduled to appear , on the lineu p are Ray Gorman, backfield veteran of the Thunderbird team , Jack Tucker, hard hitting end fo r the 'Bird grid squad and of course Gus Carmichael . The Varsity-P,W, first string tea m will be made up of stars from th e High school and players from th e University . Workouts have bee n held during the last week and th e squad is in a good spot to giv e the highly rated Kits team a fight . The Kits gridmen are the Cit y Champs as far as High Schoo l play is concerned . With a fast and shifty running backfield and a line which weighs more on th e average than the Vancouver Grizzlies they have over-powered an y opposition so far . Coach of the mighty Kitsilan o team is the Varsity Thunderbir d quarter-back Johnny Farina . Game time is set for 10 o'cloc k and an admission charge of ten cents will be charged for the Victory Loan Drive, e r . Opponent s DETAILS for the huge Intra-Mural Track Meet, to tak e place March 17-19 were announced today by Stu Madden , efficient Fraternity sports organizer . "Over ten events will be run off including a Medle ;' Relay Race ." stated Madden . Rules concerning entries are as follows ; two men will be allowed to enter in one event from eac h fraternity, and no man may ente r in more than two events, including the Medley Relay race , The Medley Relay race will b e compressed of a 50 yard run the n a 100 yard run, a 220, and finall y a 440 . Points to be alloted to winner s are five, three for second, two for third and one for fourth . Over fifty men are figured t o compete in the Meet, and ever y day hopefuls are training over a t the stadium . Rated as a winner in the hal f mile is D . U . Doug Lee, distanc e man who won the Cross Country . Another couple of fellows wh o are rated as tops are Joeko Ryan , cage veteran, and Ian MacDonald . A close fight is expecte d from three two in the quarte r mile event . Phi Delts Bea t Betas 31-2 9 In Close Til t • A thrilling last minute rally , in which Jimmy "Bummy " Allen scored three points to tie the score and put the Phi Delts ahead 31-29, featured the closest interfraternity basketball contes t of the year Tuesday night as the up-and-coming Phis downed th e once-mighty Betas. George Rush, the Beta's were tun able to show their usual form, a s the Phi Delts led by 'Jocko' Mc • Kinlay and one-minute-man'Poncho Paton swept through an d overcame an eight point deficit , Jack Cunningham was top score r with 12 points, • of Built For • THE FROSH basketball team lost their third game in the fight for th e Community League Intermediate A Championship last Thursday night at the King Ed gym by a close 29 23 call to the Sparling quintet . This loss winds up the basketball schedule for th e Frosh for this season. The Fresh played a great ga m and came within two points o f tying the game up in the last fiv e minutes but here the Sperlin g aggregation took control and pu t the some on ice . Standouts for the Fresh wer e Dave Haywood, Bruce Yorke an d Don Mann . These three turned i n a sparkling performance for thei r last game of the season . The Fresh basketball squad de serves plaudits for their showin g in the league playoffs this year . This is the first time in some year s that a freshman team has bee n able to show up well r nd reac h the finals of their division in th e playoffs , The fro : 11 finished second in the Fiel d Ma y Mural s AS PART of the new intra-mural program for next year , a small-scale playing field, measuring perhaps 80 by 4 0 yards may be cleared and constructed north of the Gymnasium . "It will probably be merely a dirt field, at least for the duration of the war," Mr . Van Vliet said last Monday . There are two main reasons fo r the smaller sized field, In the first place it woul cost less, an d would be easier to construct . In the second place, it would give enthusiasts who are not really goo d atheletes a chance to play withou t the severe hardship involved in playing on a standard field . All around the field are to b e located other sporting apparatu s and equipment . Spots for high and broad jump pits, pole vault lay outs, and horseshoe pitches are i n the mind of the promoter of th e scheme Mr . Van Vliet, who hope s to make the field the sportin g centre for the next year . RAY GORMAN, Thunderbir d halfback will lead the Varsity P .W, attack tomorrow at ten, The way this is to be done is simple . Post holes, with metal fla p coverings, will be drilled in th e armouries floor wherever they ar e required . Removeable,' correct height posts will be quickly brought out and set up, Tehn the nets required will be lowered fro m the ceiling by a system of pulleys . The whole thing should take onl y four or five minutes at the most , and even less time will be necessary to put the apparatus away. Such a training and athleti c centre is badly needed, with, th e gymnasium being In continuous use by the military gym classes . This proposed scheme will solve the whole problem of an indoor iritra-mural playing and trainin g field. Gym Touch rugby, soccer, spcedhall , and many other grid games can b e played on the field, It can be th e scene of all the intra-mura l : .[,oils requiring a field . The Stadium field wil be reserved for th e larger Vanity games requiring a standad gridiron . Mural Track Mee t Frosh quad Lose Finals Set For March 17-1 9 To Sparling • Be and people, and here the big intercollegiate games could be held. " Harry Franklin, one of the key men in the new set up stated with conviction and enthusiasm . "W e hope that the proposed scheme can be accomplished without upsetting any of the military aspect s of the building ." Harry added . Playing North • LYNN SULLY, newl y elected president of the M.A.A . revealed plans toda y for a campus wide Men 's Only Tennis Meet . Both Doubles and Singles matche s will be played and cups are to be awarded to the winners. The matches will be open to al l men on the campus who have d tennis racket and a pair of shoes . Entries must be handed in b y Tuesday whereon, to Mr . Maur y Van Vliet . Double entries mus t have the names of both men . y "When the war is over, the armouries could be turned into a new gymnasium to seat five thous - Tenni s Tourney Formed .The second session saw the Lion s take a slight lead of two goal s over Varsity in the first five mlnutes, But Varsity recovered an d drove down the Ice again and a gain to ring up three goals in the remaining time . High light of thi s period was the fight that occure d between Billy Husband, second star of the cross country race, and PLANS FOR CHANGING the armouries into an indoo r sports center for the campus are almost completed, an d the military vortex may become an intra-mural sports fiel d THE VARSITY soccer squad ended the season on a sa d note Wednesday as they dropped a hard fought 1-0 battl e to a Woodward team in the last game of the year in th e Wednesday afternoon City soccer league . By this loss, the game played to determine the finalist s in the league setup, the University Eleven ended thei r chances of playing in the City Spalding Finals against th e Police. Holding second place in the league standing throughout th e year the campus soccermen ha d tough luck in losing this game an d the chance of playoff tilts . The game started with a disconcerting lineup, the Woodsonia s having only eight men on the field . As a result the seemingly tempermental Varsity players couldn' t get started with their offensive play . The Woodward team just sat a round and kept kicking the ball clear at ltbure . After half time, the Woodwar d team were reenforced by three players. Then they turned on the pressure. Ten minutes after the Ring, Ping Pong, Shuttl e NOTICE: Students who are available for teaching positions this September are requested to leav e their names and details with Dr . M . A . Cameron, Department of Education, Room V, Arts Building . Fraternity and Sororit y Printing and Engraving Our Speciatl y DANCE PROGRAMMES INVITATIONS, 'AT HOME ' LETTERHEADS an d CHRISTMAS CARDS • GEHRKE' S 580 Seymour St. It is also hoped to be able to supply an outlet for interest i n archery, arrangements having al ready been completed to purchase some equipment for the men . Thi s iderr is spreading and it is certai n that many men will be intereste d in what has always been considered a girl's sport on the Campus . Such a development will arous e the sporting spirit on the campus , for it will offer a spot for easy playing in all competitive gri d games , Ic• "PIP -oar — I Baseball Gam e To-day 12 :3 0 4-Full Spee d D .U ., Phi Delt s First game to be played during the week in the lntra-Mural base ball schedule will be fought ou t today noon when the D .U . and the PM Deft baseball nines clash o n the upper soccer field . Both teams have won one an d lost one in the previous basebal l matches . Time set for the tilt I s 12;30, Ahea d Don't forget the Pep Meeting (complete with music) Tuesday, in aid of the New Victory Loan — make a date to be there! And don't forget —for real Motor Pep— always "fill up" with Home Gas—You can bu y no Better! Intermediate A Division of th e Community League and in th e semi-finals of the playoffs defeated the "Y" in three games . In the finds against Sparling, , Varsity took the first contest be t dropped the n :xt three to be defeated in their fight for the chainpion:d ep . GAS HOME OIL DISTRIBUTORS LIMITE D Ulf IM11 if Mai Ml 100': M C COMPAN Y Page Six THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 6, 194 2 ArmoriesMa ' Soccermen End Yea r With 1-0 Loss T o Luck y Woodward s Could Handle Tennis, Cage, Ring, Ping Pong, Shuttle Tilts And Indoor Trainin g • PLANS FOR CHANGING the armouries into an indoo r sports center for the campus are almost completed, an d the military vortex may become an intra-mural sports fiel d next term . The idea has the enthusiastic sponsorship of Mr . Van Vliet, and the approval of Colonel Shrum, assuming tha t the proposed plans do net interfere with military requirements. • THE VARSITY soccer squad ended the season on a sad note Wednesday as they dropped a hard fought 1-0 battl e to a Woodward team in the last game of the year in the Wednesday afternoon City soccer league . By this loss, the game played to determine the finalist s in the league setup, the University Eleven ended thei r chances of playing in the City Spalding Finals against th e Police. Holding second place in th e league standing throughout th e year the campus soccermen ha d tough luck in losing this game an d the chance of playoff tilts . The game started with a disconcerting lineup, the Woodsonias having only eight men on the field . As a result the seemingly temper mental Varsity players couldn' t get started with their offensive play . The Woodward team just sat a round and kept kicking the ball clear at l21sure . After half time, the Woodwar d team were reenforced by three players. Then they turned on th e pressure . Ten minutes after the Potential Sports Site Many advantages are apparent to such a plan . Showers are al ready installed, there is room for many games, and the light, heat , and height of the building are sufficient to allow most indoor games to be run off easily , half had started they scored to pu t them in the lead an dtake th e game . The game and hart fighting Varsity men fought back but failed t o score. With but five minutes to go until the final whistle, they staged a determined rush on the winners' net . But no tally resulted , This was the last game of th e year for the Thunderbird soccer team. FACILITIE S Three indoor tennis courts, three volley ball courts, and eight or ten badminton courts could be fitted In comfortably, In additio n to these, boxing and wrestlin g rings can be sot up In the building, and a three wall handball court can be constructed. The armories is an ideal spot fo r this developement . This year, the ping peng tourney was run off in one evening In the building, showing just how fast and easy it woul d be to complete other such matches . The building is centrally located , and has great possibilities for bein g turned into a training center for any and all sports. LINEUP: Young, Roach, Louie, Green, T o d d, Sasaki, Morten , Oughten, Smith, North, Kermode , and Tupper, Varsity Pucksters Tak e Sloppy 5 .2 Win From, Vancouver Junior Lion s • THE VARSITY Hockey team charged through the de fense of the Vancouver Junior Lions for a 5 .2 victory i n the feature game last Friday night at the Forum, with a good turn out of University students to root the boys on t o a win, The game was a disgrace to good hockey, but n o one seemed to object to it except the one Junior Lions man who had to be carried off the ice "out cold " . FREE SKATING After the game, students skate d for an hour and a half, to th e music, not of the Varsity band , but to recorded disks by courtes y of the Forum . The crowd on th e ice was not too big, and not \to o small, for there were no adverse comments. The game opened slowly, with the wild playing that was to be the rule showing up immediately. Rushing up and down the foe I n a series of drives that served t o confuse the spectators only, th e two teams turned in as ragged a performance as can be imagined. But the first period ended with n o score for either team . .The second session saw the Lions take a slight lead of two goal s over Varsity in the first five minutes . But Varsity recovered an d drove down the ice again and again to ring up three goals In th e remaining time . High light of this period was the fight that occured between Billy Husband, secon d star of the cross country race, and Pat Butler of the Lions. Both men were given penalties. In the third period, U.B .C . ran g up two more net counters, but thi s was incidental to the nasty accident which occured when Jac k Shilabeer collided with an unidentified Junior Lions man, who was thought to have sustained a skul l fracture, but who p later was found to be suffering from only a minor head injury . GREAT POSSIBILITIE S "When the war is over, the armouries could be turned into a new gymnasium to seat five thous - PROPOSED SITE of the new sports centre for next year . If the floor of the Armories is properly laid out as Maury Van Vliet suggests, tennis, badminton courts and volle y ball courts will be formed . The 50,000 dollar building should prove, if made the ne w centre of Mural activity, of more use than merely an Armories , Canadian Grid Game For Guns In Stadium Saturda y • UNIVERSITY CANADIAN Football enthusiasts will have the pleasure of seeing one of the best Senior High School teams play this Saturday morning when the championshi p Kits squad tackles a Vary-2 lineup in the Stadium at 10 o'clock sharp . Billed as a game for guns, the proceeds will go to buy bonds, the battle is being promoted by Gus Carmichael, playing coach for the Varsity-P .W. team, Grid . . . Tenni s Tourney Forme d • LYNN SULLY, newl y elected president of th e M.A.A . revealed plans toda y for a campus wide Men's Only Tennis Meet, Bot h Doubles and Singles matche s will be played and cups ar e to be awarded to the winners. The matches will be open to al l men on the campus who have a tennis racket and a pair of shoes . Entries must be handed in by Tuesday afteroon, to Mr . Maury Van Vliet . Double entries mus t have the names of both men . Object of the tennis match, ac cording to the genial Lynn Sully . is to prepare for the newly forme d Inetr-Mural set up next fall . Girls wil not be allowed to ente r in the matches this Spring bu t next year entries will be throw n open to all male and female members of the University . As son as all entries are in thi s week, then the organizers will draw up a schedule for the proposed matches. This schedule wil l be posted up and the games ca n get under way. Your Varsity Pass Entitles You to a Special Rate at the Following Theatre. (Except Saturdays and Holidays ) Gene Tierney, Walter Huston , Victor Mature, Oona Munson in "THE SHANGHAI GESTURE" JOHN FARINA will direct hi s Kits squad from the coachin g bench Saturday morning, against former team mates . GORMAN, TUCKE R Several other University player s scheduled to appear , on the lineu p are Ray Gorman, backfield veteran of the Thunderbird team , Jack Tucker, hard hitting end for the 'Bird grid squad and of course Gus Carmichael . The Varsity-P .W . first string tea m will be made up of stars from th e High school and players from the University. Workouts have bee n held during the last week and th e squad is in a good spot to giv e the highly rated Kits team a fight, The Kits gridmen are the Cit y Champs as far as High Schoo l play is concerngd . With a fas t and shifty running backfield and a line which weighs more on th e average than the Vancouver Grizzlies they have over-powered an y opposition so far. Coach of the mighty Kitsilan o team is the Varsity Thunderbir d quarter-back Johnny Farina . Game time is set for 10 o'cloc k and an admission charge of ten cents will be charged for the Victory Loan Drive. Mural Track Mee t Set For March 17-1 9 • DETAILS for the huge Intra-Mural Track Meet, to tak e place March 17-19 were announced today by Stu Madden , efficient Fraternity sports organizer , "Over ten events will be run off including a Medle y Relay Race," stated Madden . Rules concerning entries are a s follows ; two men will be allowed to enter in one event from eac h fraternity, and no man may ente r in more than two events, including the Medley Relay race . The Medley Relay race will b e compressed of a 50 yard run the n a 100 yard run, a 220, and finall y a 440 . Points to be alloted to winners are five, three for second, two for third and one for fourth . Over fifty men are figured t o compete in the Meet, and every clay hopefuls are training over at the stadium . Rated as a winner in the hal f mile is D. U . Doug Lee, distanc e man who won the Cross Country . Another couple of fellows wh o arc rated as tops are Jocko Ryan , cage veteran, and Ian MacDonald . A close fight is expecte d from there two in the quarter mile event, Phi Delts Bea t Betas 31 29 In Close Til t . • A thrilling last minute rally , in which Jimmy "Bumrny " Allen scored throe points to ti e the score and put the Phi Dolts ahead 31-29, featured the closes t interfraternity basketball contes t of the year Tuesday night as th e up-and-coming Phis downed th e once-mighty Betas. George Rush, the Beta ' s were un•• able to show their usual form, as the Phi Dolts led by 'Jocko' Mc . . Kinlay and one-minute-man'Ponelm' Paton swept through an d overcame an eight point deficit , Jack Cunningham was top score r with 12 points . e . s opponents Playing Field North of Gym Ma y Be Built For Mural s • AS PART of the new intra-mural program for next year , a small-scale playing field, measuring perhaps 80 by 4 0 yards may be cleared and constructed north of the Gymnasium . "It will probably be merely a dirt field, at least fo r the duration of the war ." Mr. Van Vliet said last Monday . There are two main reasons for the smaller sized field . In th e first place it woul cost less, and would be easier to construct . I n the second place, it would give enthusiasts who are not really goo d atheletes a chance to play withou t the severe hardship involved in playing on a standard field . All around the field are to b e located other sporting apparatu s and equipment . Spots for high an, l broad jump pits, pole vault lay outs, and horseshoe pitches are i n the mind of the promoter of the scheme Mr . Van Vliet, who hope s to make the field the sportin g centre for the next year . Frosh 'qua d Lose Final s To Sparling • THE FROSH basketbal l team lost their third game in the fight for the Community League Inter mediate A Championship last Thursday night at th e King Ed gym by a close 29 23 call to the Sparling quintet. This loss winds up th e basketball schedule for th e Frosh for this season . The Froth played a great gam e and came within two points o f tying the game up in the last fiv e minutes but here the Sperling aggregation took control and pu t the game on ice. Standouts for the Fresh were Dave Haywood, Bruce Yorke an d Don Mann. These three turned in a sparkling performance for thei r last game of the season , The Fresh basketball squad de serves plauclits for their showin g In the league playoffs this year . This is the first time in some year s that a fr eshman team has bee n able to show up well ncl reac h the finals of their div ision in th e playoffs , The fro : it finished second in the The way this is to be done i s simple. Post holes, with metal flap coverings, will be drilled in th e armouries floor wherever they are required . Removeable, ; correct height posts will be quickl y brought out and set up . Tehn the nets required will be lowered fro m the ceiling by a system of pulleys. The whole thing should take only four or five minutes at the most , and even less time will be necessary to put the apparatus away. Such a training and athleti c centre Is badly needed, with, th e gymnasium being in continuou s use by the military gym classes . This proposed scheme will solv e the whole problem of an Indoor iritra-mural playing and training field . New Touch rugby, soccer, spcedball , and many other grid games can h e played on the field . It can be th e scene of all the infra-mura l worts requiring a field . The Stadium field wil be reserved for th e larger Varsity games requiring a standad gridiron . RAY GORMAN, Thunderbir d halfback will lead the Varsity P,W, attack tomorrow at ten . and people, and here the big intercollegiate games could be held." Harry Franklin, one of the ke y men in the new set up stated with conviction and enthusiasm. "W e hope that the proposed scheme can be accomplished without upsetting any of the military aspect s of the building ." Harry added . NOTICE : Students who are avail able for teaching positions this September are requested to leav e their names and details with Dr . M . A. Cameron, Department of Education, Room V, Arts Building . Fraternity and Sororit y Printing and Engraving Our Speciatl y DANCE PROGRAMME S INVITATIONS, 'AT HOME ' LETTERHEADS and CHRISTMAS CARDS • GEHRKE' S 566 Seymour St. It is also hoped to be able t o supply an outlet for interest i n archery, arrangements having al ready been completed to purchase Lome equipment for the men, Thi s idea is spreading and it is certain that many men will be intereste d in what has always been consictered a girl ' s sport on the Campus. Such a development will arous e the sporting spirit on the campus , for it will offer a spot for easy playing in all competitive gri d games . Baseball Gam e To-day 12 :3 0 Full Spee d D .U ., Phi Delt s First game to be played durin g the week in the Intra-Mural baseball schedule will be fought ou t today noon when the D .U. and th e PM De t baseball nines clash o n the upper soccer field . Both teams have won one an d lost one in the previous basebal l matches . Time set for the tilt i s 12 :30, Ahea d Don't forget the Pep Meeting (complete with music) Tuesday, in ai d of the New Victory Loan — make a date to be there! And don't forget —for real Motor Pep— always "fill up" with Homo Gas—You can buy no Better! Intermediate A Division of th e Community League and in th e semi-finals of the playoffs defeated the "Y" in three games , In the finals against Sparlings , Varsity took the first contest bu t dropped the next three to be defeated in their fight for the chmnpiuu :;iop . GAS HOME OIL DISTRIBUTORS LIMITE D IMF IIOtPINOINI 100'' N C COMPAN Y