The Seven Chairs I was in class with Oak, Birch, Spruce and Tilly learning stuff like: if 2 chairs had 2 people on them then there would be 4 altogether. How dare the teacher use me in his lesson, even though no one was sat on me… but then a new kid came and he sat on me. I nearly fainted about how big he was, so I chucked him off and suddenly I shot up into the air. All the way to the clouds! I flew so far the magic stopped, and I went down, down, down, down! I crashed on top of… of… of… Hollywood! Wait! They had used my name- “Wood!” How dare they, not even asking! So what now… So I was there. I saw loads of birds fly past me, but then one stopped and sat on me. I got pooped on whilst he was looking at me, so I chucked him off, that made him fall off the hill onto the road, but he got away anyway. By Morgan (Year 6) and Richard (Year 4)