LOGICAL FALLACIES Logical Fallacies are arguments based on faulty reasoning. They often appear true at first, but do not hold up to scrutiny. Look for these fallacies whenever you listen to others’ arguments and avoid them in your own writing. Illogical arguments are unpersuasive even when they express the truth, and your goal in writing is to be persuasive. Example of a truth reached by faulty reasoning: All men are mortal; Socrates is mortal; therefore, Socrates is a man. Notice in this example that, while it is true that Socrates is a man, this truth is not proven by the bad syllogism. It is not enough to be right, but you must also be logical. The following are but a few of the most common logical fallacies. Post Hoc Reasoning: an assumption that because event A preceded event B, event A caused event B Example: There has been a rise in youth violence since the invention of the computer game; therefore, computer games must promote youth violence. Ad Hominem Attack: an attack on a person rather than on his or her ideas Example: We cannot trust the congressman’s crime bill because he was once arrested for DUI himself. Generalization: a conclusion based on inadequate data Example: In a study of six Sosumi coupes, two had bad windshield wipers; therefore the Sosumi coupe is a lousy car. Using Anecdotal Evidence: a generalization based on limited personal experience or on hearsay; remember, the plural of anecdote is not data. Example: I once saw a panhandler get into a really nice car and drive off; therefore all panhandlers are really wealthy con artists. Circular Logic or Tautology or Begging the Question: an argument that is repeated, usually by rephrasing rather than expanding upon the argument Example: Television rots your brain because when you watch it, your cognitive functions begin to deteriorate. Oversimplification or Reductive Reasoning: a misrepresentation of a complex concept by reducing it to overly limited terms Example: Einstein’s theory of relativity can be summed up in one sentence: everything is relative. Ignoring or Dismissing Opposing Arguments or Evidence: just what it sounds like Example: There is no global warming because some scientists deny that it exists. Common Sense Argument: an appeal to a reader’s common sense or to common assumptions Example: Everyone knows that blondes have more fun. Bad Syllogism: an allegedly deductive assertion based on three statements of paired terms Example: Most birds can fly; a sparrow can fly; therefore, a sparrow is a bird. Faulty Premise: an argument in which the reasoning is sound but is based upon a false initial statement Example: All birds can fly; the penguin is a bird; therefore, penguins can fly. False Analogy: an assumption that because two situations are similar, their conclusions will be similar Example: Universities, like businesses, have hierarchical structures; therefore universities should be run like corporations. False Dilemma or False Dichotomy or False Choice: a limited choice between your opinion and one (usually extreme or opposite) other; reducing an issue to a spurious either-or choice Example: Anyone who opposes capital punishment must be pro-crime. Some fairly consistent sources of logical fallacies are the opinion pages of most newspapers, opinion columns in magazines, talk radio, cable news programs, Sunday morning chat shows, and that annoying blowhard who never shuts up in class. Also political speeches often contain logical fallacies. Logical Fallacies: The Exercise! • • • Determine whether the following statements are logical. If not, decide which logical fallacy (or fallacies) best applies. Be careful, though: a statement can be based on faulty logic yet still be true. 1. Star Wars is the greatest movie because no other movie is as good. 2. Of course we can all agree that women are generally more emotional than men. 3. If you drink and drive, you increase your chances of getting into an accident. 4. Almost all of the people who called into the radio station said they dislike the president. Apparently the president is extremely unpopular. 5. The only thing needed for a successful relationship with anyone is communication. 6. The discovery of ancient craters that predate the disappearance of the dinosaurs proves that asteroids or other extraterrestrial debris wiped out the dinosaurs. 7. Every morning and evening, the B-12 bus is late. That bus is never on time. 8. Anyone who supports the right to bear arms obviously just likes killing things. 9. If a man has $10.00 and gives $5.40 to his son and $3.60 to his daughter, then the man has only $1.00 left. 10. I think the space program is a major mistake because, after all, whatever goes up must come down. 11. No one would ever fight another war if people would just try to get along. 12. I do not care what your license says; I do not think that you are 21. 13. All men are mortal; Socrates is a man; therefore, Socrates is mortal. 14. I once worked for a government agency, and no one there did any work. Most government workers are lazy. 15. Why would anyone believe a word she says? She dresses so badly! 16. All prisoners are criminals, of course, because otherwise they would not be in jail. 17. There is no difference between political contributions and open bribery. 18. If we want some old-fashioned discipline among the young, we should bring back the draft. Ending the draft has let young people grow soft. 19. The television station did one of those call-in polls and demonstrated that the referendum will pass with overwhelming support. 20. Computers are smarter than humans; the Electron Prolinea 5100 is a computer; therefore, the Electron Prolinea 5100 is smarter than humans. 21. Schools are like families, so teachers are parents while students are their kids. 22. The Electron Prolinea 5100 is an ugly computer; your computer is quite ugly, so it must be an Electron Prolinea 5100. 23. I will never be able to take Greg Granite seriously as a TV commentator so long as he wears that ridiculous toupee. 24. I do not care what proof you have. I refuse to believe that aliens visit earth. 25. You are either totally for me or totally against me. 26. Think about it: we never had an accident at the intersection until they installed the new traffic light. 27. The candidate will never be elected. He is not popular enough. He needs to appeal to more to his constituency, or not enough people will vote for him. 28. All snow is cold precipitation; this precipitation is cold; therefore, this precipitation is snow. 29. Since I got sick right after eating in that restaurant several times, I refuse to eat there again. 30. As we all know, people always get what they deserve in the end.