Purporting to tell the truth weekly by the Bangor Area Breakfast Rotary Club www.bangorbreakfastrotary.org October 11, 2007 Basket cases niversity of Maine Men’s Basketball coach Ted Woodward helped further his mission to “get the word out” at Thursday’s breakfast meeting. Coach Woodward speaks frequently and covers a large geographic area (he just returned from Denver). Coach Woodward is in his 12th year at UMaine, serving as men’s basketball coach for the past four years. Job descriptions for coaches must carry the line “Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!” Coach Woodward’s enthusiasm for recent recruiting efforts is based on well-rounded quality players. “We want students of great character and good academics who can build a fan base,” he said. “Maine high schools have terrific talent.” The current roster has nine players who are from the state’s high schools. Eight are underclassmen. Only one is a senior. The coach described his first job interview after graduation. He sat in the reception area of the office of Head Coach Jim Calhoun at the University of Connecticut. The interview was Coach Ted Woodward, Ken Huhn, Peter scheduled for 9 a.m. Coach Woodward arrived at Buzzini and Trev Hooper 8:30 and waited. And waited. And waited. The receptionist took him to lunch. He waited through the afternoon. Mr. Calhoun made occasional appearances, but didn’t make any moves to start the interview. Finally, at 9 p.m., Coach Calhoun told the patient, still-waiting young man, “If you’ve waited this long, the job is yours!” The UMaine team makes road trips to distant campuses in order to generate interest for reciprocal visits by “away” teams to Orono. “A great program regenerates itself,” said Coach Woodward. “We don’t have just a team where we plug in replacement players. We have a program.” U Homecoming weekend activities include a “midnight madness” (starting at 10 pm) Friday, with a basketball scrimmage in “the pit.” Saturday’s basketball events include an alumni game at 11:30 that current team players will coach. There will be another scrimmage at Alfond Arena following the homecoming football game Saturday afternoon. The coach’s enthusiasm for his team, the University of Maine and his position fairly bubbled. “You will see Maine basketball grow over the next few years. I love coming to work!” And so forth and so on… Princess Mischelle rang the bell with precision and timing accuracy at 7:15 that unleashed the usual ceremonial beginnings of the meeting and many announcements, birthday celebrations and a flood of Happy dollars. Ann Dyer, who was “volunteered” at yesterday’s Board meeting to reoccupy the Program Chairman position, announced her plan to ask for volunteers who are willing to schedule speakers, serving on a monthly basis. If you’re shy, Ivan McPike, who helped “volunteer” Ann, may also “volunteer” you. In less good economic news, Steve Harrison reported that foreclosure filings are increasing, up 100 percent from last year. Google stock hit a new all-time high. It’s no secret that Durell Buzzini and her brother – and soon to become new member – Peter Buzzini are now working for UBS Financial Services. Jodi Steele, Princess Mischelle, Steve Harrison “It was like old-home week,” Durell said, when she and Peter were introduced to the UBS staff last week. Durell expressed also her excitement at the scaffolding erected at the Bangor Opera House as the first phase of the building’s renovation begins. Into every life a little…rain must fall. Nat Bond said that the badly needed moisture will soak us on Friday, but Saturday and Sunday promise to be nice. Harvey “Deep Roots” Sprague seconded the “badly needed moisture” situation. He said that the dry conditions present problems for evergreens, and that we may notice more brown trees this winter. “Plant spring bulbs now,” he recommended. Dr. Eric Mitchell continued his pandemic flu series, urging employers to implement plans for such an event. “Think about losing ten percent of your workforce to the flu,” he posited. “Get flu shots. Get wipes for equipment. Clean your keyboards and telephones. Have a thermometer to check for fevers. Get N-95 masks (also known in the trade as NIOSH-Approved Disposable Particulate Respirators Filtering Facepieces. The complete acronym: NIOSHADPRFP). Bob Kreitzer’s Rotary Moment presented unusual Rotary fundraising activities, including an oyster festival in eastern Maryland. Ivan McPike tested the 4-Way Quartet, (Myers-Wahlstrom-Cattelle-Buzzini) with four different ways to sing “Happy Birthday.” Steve Harrison, Elizabeth Clayton, Tom Kohl and Bruce Roscher coughed up (well, not after breakfast… let’s say they “ponied up”) the dollars to hear harmonious over-and-under tones. There’s going to be a whole lot of foot-stompin’, laughs and good food at the firstever Grange Gala at Eastern Maine Community College on October 26. Elizabeth Clayton announced the “Jeans required, Flannel optional” event (although she was wearing neither fabric this morning) that will feature the Wicked Good Band and the Doughty Hill Band. The Johnston Gym rafters will vibrate vigorously. Tickets and information are available at 974-4691. Marie Cattelle saw her first professional football game while she spent five days in Pennsylvania. Princess Mischelle gave a Sad$ for the death of a close friend from cancer. Rev. Bob Carlson served as auctioneer Saturday night for an event that Gail Kelly said raised $16,000. Happy Anniversary to Don Hanson on his arrival in Maine twelve years ago and the start of Green Acres Kennels. And another anniversary: Joelle Rioux- her fifth, as she enjoys being great with child. Tom Kohl celebrated his birthday on Tuesday with a visit from his granddaughter. Dick Winship was a charter member of the Breakfast Rotary. He was also kind in helping publish The Roundtable, providing photocopy and mailing services. “Dick’s Walk” to Help Children With Dyslexia will take place this Sunday in the Bangor City Forest starting at 1 p.m. Larry Hersom distributed pledge sheets and noted the sponsorship of the walk by the 32o Masonic Learning Centers for Children. Behold, a sign. Or several. That’s what Dr. Eric Mitchell recommends. We need Breakfast Rotary signs at the entrances to the city promoting our meeting place and time. Brent Cross did not win enough in the weekly drawing to finance such a project, however. Basketball player hands- Trev fights off paparazzi PROPOSED NEW MEMBER Peter Buzzini- Financial Services- UBS, Bangor Marie Cattelle Les Myers October 11, 2007