Functionalism is just a fancy way of saying that we have no idea what the answer to the mind-body problem is. Discuss. Functionalism is a theory of the mind designed to solve the mind-body problem in a way consistent with a materialist view of the world. The mind-body problem attempts to reconcile the unique, subjective experience, constantly available to every one of us, with the vivid, constant world outside which can be objectively studied by science. These two realms seem to have very different properties; having the first idea how they can be cohered into a consistent whole is no small task for any theory. Functionalism holds that mind states are not reducible to brain states; that is, there is no one-to-one mapping between the state of your mind and the state of your brain. Your mind contains something else that cannot be explained by even the closest examination of the brain. It is, however, compatible with materialism – there is no other substance needed in this world view. Functionalism derives its name from its functional description of the mind. It holds that there are input (sensory information and memories) and output (actions, decisions) and that the mind is the process by which outputs are reached. This view has the advantage of being specific enough to extend to others cases: functionalism means minds can be multiply realizable – they could exist in things very different from our brains, if the same functional processes could take place. This could in an alien head or a computer, in theory. However, while this seems like a reasonable view, there are various problems arising from its materialist foundation, and from the specifics of functionalism. The first is the idea of intentionality, or ‘aboutness’. A property of thoughts in our subjective mind is that they are always about something – about a person, about a car. Nothing in the material world has that property. Our brains aren’t about anything, but functionalism says that our mind’s functional behaviour comes from the brain, so where does the aboutness in our mind come from? Functionalism has no answer. A similar, quality based argument is that of qualia. There are the sense experiences we constantly perceive while awake – the colour red, for instance. While in the objective world the causes of the colour red can be investigated, photons with a certain wavelength, and the firings in the brain can be seen, where in the brain produces the experience of the colour red in our mind? There is no clear route to a solution. Worse, for functionalism is that that two people with different minds might act the same. My twin brother John is identical to except that when a red photon hits his eye, he experiences the quale I would call blue, and vice versa when he sees a blue photon. Now John will act in a completely alike way to me, he is functionally identical. When I point at a letter box he will agree with me that it is red, even though different things are appearing in our minds. Functionalism can take no account of that difference. Against this is the idea that qualia inversion is not as simple as it seems. John can experience a bluey – green colour with no problem, but his red is my blue, and no reddy-green colour exists. The existence of these in-between shades comes from the physical wavelength of the light – reddy-green is actually the wavelength for yellow. So inversion doesn’t work quite as simply as it appears. Another charge laid against functionalism is that it takes no account of the instant access we have to our senses. We cannot stop perceiving, or thinking and there is nothing in functionalism to say why this is so. It also does not explain why we are not aware of our mind as a purely functional thing. However, neither of those points is a knock-down argument. A further problem with functionalism is how little it says. When even a theory that says as little as ‘the mind produces outputs from inputs’ is riddled with difficulties, it might seem as though we have no idea what the answer to the mind-body problem is. But while it is true that all attempts at a solution have major objections, these objections are clearly defined and well known. Progress can be made. Functionalism is a vital step in stripping away unnecessary additions to the mind-body solution and, far from showing that we have no idea, it shows that we have a foundation on which to build a solution.