Functionalism and Thinking Animals Sydney Shoemaker (1999, 1999a, 2004, forthcoming) has argued that functionalism has the consequence that human animals cannot think. You might think that if it did, that would be an excellent reason to reject it. But in fact the consequence is one that many personal identity theorists should welcome. Neo-Lockeans who think that we have psychological persistence conditions are committed to denying that we are identical to our animals, and this denial has potential problematic consequences that are best avoided by denying that our animals can think. This paper will be devoted to discussion of Shoemaker’s arguments, but before turning to those I want to say a few words about the wider context in which the question of animal thought arises; on why people deny our animal identity, on the problems that such a denial creates, and on how Shoemaker’s proposal fits in with the range of available responses.