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Star Trek Drinking Game
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The rulers are simple. Simply load up on your favorite beverage,
tune into Star Trek, and take a drink whever....
Kirk kisses someone
Kirk drop kicks someone
you see a poorly fought fight
you see a styrofoam planet
the shuttlebay doors open/close
Uhura holds her ear/phone
Kirk calls McCoy "bones"
Spock looks into his peep show machine
Spock activates another noise generating instrument
McCoy does nothing useful on the bridge when crewmembers are
injured
Sulu goes nuts
Chekov mispronounces something
Their weapons become powerless
The transporter is broken
the Enterprise is damaged (three drinks if the shields are about
to collapse)
Something overloads, smokes, and blows up
Chekov performs the "Primal Scream".
A red_shirt dies.
The Enterprise is taken over by some superior alien power.
Uhura opens a channel to all frequencies in all languages.
Communicators malfunction.
A newly discovered planet is, "Very much like earth."
Kirk says, "We come in peace" and "Shoot to kill" in the same
sentence.
Kirk talks a computer to death. (Take two drinks if computer
explodes)
Everytime Kirk takes responsibility for all 430 crewmen.
If the crew of the Enterprise violates the prime directive.
If Starfleet exhonorates them at the end of the episode.
Whenever Bones says, "He's dead Jim."
The episode was blatantly ripped off by Star Trek: The Next
Generation.
And most importantly
Drink whenever Kirk gets preachy at the end
The following was compiled from things on the net, suggestions of
passersby and the minds of:
Pat Luther -- Lex's Evil Twin
and
AnneMarie Davis -- CyberLady of the VAX
The Star Trek Drinking Game
--------------------------Sip if any of the following occur:
Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
Kirk gets the girl
Kirk outwits a computer
Kirk violates the prime directive
Kirk's shirt gets ripped
Kirk bluffs his out
Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
Kirk kisses the girl
Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same
sentence
Spock shows emotion
Spock uses the vulcan neck pinch
Spock looks into the science station
Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
Chekov promotes Russian history
Chekov says "But Keptin...."
Sulu sets course
Sulu has the con
Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
Yeoman Rand serves coffee
Nurse Chapel lusts after spock
Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
A redshirt dies
The weapons are powerless
The transporter is inoperative
Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
Communicators malfunction
The shields are about to collapse
The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes
CHUG if any of the following occur:
Kirk does not get the girl
Sulu gets a sword
Major character dies/is assumed dead
Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of
regulations/orders
The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
Lt. Leslie speaks
Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century
-----------------------------------------------------------------I've had a few requests for these: The Star Trek Drinking Game, created
by
Alpha Theta Fraternity at Dartmouth College. This is the TOS version.
While it IS a drinking game, that doesn't necessarily determine what you
drink. Our brothers and sisters (coed fraternity! :)) drink anything
from
beer to diet coke. Having SOMETHING to drink seemsto make the game more
fun, tho, so play with water if you want!
These are strictly for the enjoyment of Star Trek fans everywhere and if
you enjoy them, they've served their purpose. Feel free to change your
definition of drink and chug! *grin*
Live Long and Prosper,
Michael
----------------Star Trek Drinking Rules -- Original Star Trek Episodes
Rules:
Single Drinks
(Anyone may call these rules)
Scotty saying "Aye"
Transporter Noise (any molecular transport)
"Energize"
Primary Colors (one red, yellow, and blue shirt in a single shot)
Change in Status
Shot in the Arm (neck, chest, etc) aka Shot in the Etc.
Gene Roddenberry and closing credits
"To Boldly Split Infinitives"
Five Faces (succession of five single face shots with no dialogue)
Door Noise
"Kirk to Enterprise"
"T", as in "James T. Kirk"
Cut Without Crescendo (cut to commercial without dramatic
musical build-up.) aka False Cut.
"Set (hand) phasers"
Uhura "falling" the wrong way when the ship is hit
Kirk the last one standing/first to rise
Made up history (Two actual historical facts followed by made-up fact)
Chekov pronouncing a "v" as a "w"
Drink When They Drink
Exterior View
Scotty demanding more time
Communications malfunction/failure
Spock giving an exact "approximation" or any reasonably exact decimal
Uhura singing
Eyebrow (Spock raising only one eyebrow in response to specific
statement)
"Things" moving in a straight line thru the galaxy ('Things' being
entities,
machines, or other unknown objects or beings.)
Made-up Word
Spock saying "Logical."
"Acknowledged"
Transporter Malfunction
Kirk's Chest (Kirk without a shirt or a ripped shirt)
Spock saying "Fascinating."
Kirk ordering a warp factor
"Affirmative"
Kirk calling McCoy "Bones"
Spock calling Kirk "Jim"
Doctor's Toy (the Salt Shaker)
Thing in the Ear (shot of single face with a communication thing)
Use of "anitgravs"
Bos'n's Whistle
Drastic Change in Sickbay Readings
Drop Kick (Kirk doing a double-foot kick and falling to the ground)
Chekov making reference to Russian history (made up or not)
Kirk receiving an "Etch-a-Sketch"
Sulu mentioning/demonstrating a hobby
Half-Chugs
(Only drinking players may call these rules)
Photon Torpedo Volley
Double Prime (2 each yellow, red, and blue shirts in a single shot)
Vulcan Neck Pinch
Vulcan Mind Meld
McCoy saying "He/She's dead, Jim."
Expendable (Death of a red shirt security person)
Triumverate (Kirk in command chair, McCoy to his left, Spock to his
right)
Kirk getting laid (concrete evidence)
"Live long and prosper."
The Vulcan Salute
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a ...."
Kirk "out-thinking" and destroying a computer
Half-Chug for the Episode
(Only drinking players may call these rules)
Use of a "real" set (outdoors scene)
Mention of "Prime Directive" or "Non-interference Directive"
Spock concealing his ears
Funky Vulcan stuff
Soft Focus
Spock Showing Emotion
Mention of the episode's title
Destruction of a Shuttlecraft
Kirk's Death (Kirk being pronounced dead)
Full Chugs
(Only drinking players may call these rules)
Triple Prime (3 each red, yellow, and blue shirts in a single shot)
Spock getting laid (concrete evidence; even while possessed)
"Live long and prosper" combined with the Vulcan salute
(known as "Live Long and Chug.")
Optional Rules
(Only alcohol-drinking players may call these rules)
Funky Camera Angle
Useless Slow Motion
Random Commercial Rules (for example, Car & Food)
Continuity Flaw
Dialog while in turbolift
Jeffries Tube
Ship's computer saying "Working"
Use of the "Jaws of Life"
Close-up of the ship's numbers
Cloaking or uncloaking of a ship
Kirk doing a foreign salute
Uhura speaking Swahili
Decontamination
Kirk/Spock/Scotty/McCoy pushing an inferior crewperson from their post
Use of bondage in sickbay
Use of foot things during a physical exam
Communication with Star Fleet Command
Nurse Chapel getting her hormones carbonated over Spock
The Guy (ask P.K. about this one)
Slam! (any verbal abuse)
Dilithium Crystals (mention of)
McCoy Losing His Shit (going off in a rage somehow)
Complete Loss of Power (the Enterprise gets it's plug pulled)
Mention of Starfleet Academy
Someone Pulling Rank on Kirk
*Rules that only drinking players may call.*
_Line Calling_
Any drinking player may call a line during a commercial or
before the show starts, but only one call per show allowed. The
player's call must be approved by the drinking community. If
the player's call exactly matches the show's version, all other
drinking players do a half-chug. If the player's call is in any
way wrong, that person who called must chug.
_Useless Flashing Lights_
This may *only* be used when the drinking aspect of the
game has become too slow. There must also be an abundance of
said lights (The bridge is a good place to find them, but any
alert light will do.)