The Tennessee Valley Authority, Franklin Delano Roosevelt`s project to completely remake the impoverished and flood-stricken Tennessee Valley in the aftermath of the Great Economic Depression, was without doubt a most successful social engineering project. TVA gave the incipient massive bureaucratic apparatus of eagle 32nd U.S. president F.D.R. a benevolent face. It ushered in a new age for the nation`s battered economy, thus fulfilling Roosevelt`s promise at the inaugurating speech for his first tenure in 1933, when he first announced the project as the cornerstone of his ``New Deal`` to rebuild America. It managed to place, with virtually no protestors, a whole state under the jurisdiction of a specially-created-and-endowed Federal Agency which, even to date, remains above the law. It made the depressed, suddenly ruined peoples of the Tennessee Valley begin to wishfully look up to a big centralized government indeed as ``the new deal``, and as the only effective solution to cope with pressing economic and environmental hardships. And it really helped perpetuate the political dynasty of the also very conservationist and rurally-conscious teddy bear 26th U.S. president Theodore Roosevelt, who had been invested as an illustrious honorary member of the Freemason Federal Lodge, and whose niece Anna Eleanor Roosevelt Franklin had married like a good and meek cousin before this last one was struck by poliomyelitis and became the first American president to pearl-harbor disabilities. In fact, FDR is now touted proudly by most current Freemason lodges as one of the most shiny and radiant examples of this old international fraternity`s benevolent outreach into the 21st century, and according to some he winged to the very ``maximum`` 33rd degree within the organization. The famed science writer and historian Asimov would have wondered, indeed, if the whole stockmarket crash that had so refulgently and fierily paved the way or, rather, the river, for some-one like FDR to come off like the nation`s savior in the 1932 year of his 1st election had actually been the finger of god or just the claw of the devils of Wall Street. In any event, it was certainly one hell of a heavenly stroke of fortune for anyone eager to demonstrate to the then so excessively debonair and devil-may-care free Americans that a little bit of friendly Teddy Bear social engineering was not out of place. And, indeed, the whole project of the Tennessee Valley Authority was so socially successful, that it was almost socialist; and quickly after its conception it was already run in a manner so new dealy, communitarian, utopian, pluralistic, diversity-oriented, affirmative-action-liberal, dissent-free, and new agey that it would make Al Gore proud. To this date, in fact, the Gory Clinton administration continues to insist on the ``tremendous success`` that over the decades the still extant TVA has piled up, dredging up old run-of-the-mill spinning statistics about per capita incomes in the Tennessee area. In particular, the documentary that was recently run by the History channel on the inception and consolidation of the TVA in 1933 is so movingly laudatory that it only lacks Clinton`s Southern saxophone tunes as accompanying music and a last ecological punch comment by Hollywood actor Steven Seagal dressed like a good patriot in Native American outfit and whispering softly that he is tired of Fire Down Below and doesn`t believe in authority. Indeed, this historical tape dramatizes brilliantly the black-and-white contrast between the hopeless, disgruntled existence of the Tennessee farmers in the immediate aftermath of the depression, striving up to their necks to survive in their waterless, electricity-less shacks under 6-foot spring river floods; and the sunny idyllic community that sprung as a result of the neck-saving colossal Federal initiative which redneck Republicans like Wendell Willkie failed to dam. There were some complaints, the tape admits, that the Federal government had sold Tennessee down the river, but, ``on the whole, people were smiling``. And what else were they supposed to do? F.D.Roosevelt and his (social) engineer brainchild Arthur Morgan had rescued those poor trodden farmers from sunk abandonment and given them jobs, good pay, horse-drawn bookmobiles, vaccines, woodworking training, decent housing with water, furnaces, stoves, Hope like in that town in Arkansas, and even an evening flight with a country girl. You didn`t find all that everyday in 1933. Granted, Morgan was rightfully accused of experimenting on people as if they were ``guinea pigs`` and of using the newly formed Norris town for TVA workers as a way to test his model of an ideal social community, but he made his headquarters at that same town and smilingly gathered every day at the cafeteria to chat with the rest of the workers, like Bill Clinton more recently conversing in army uniform with our troops in Bosnia while the CNN cameras were on. So surely this thing of the Tennessee Valley Authority must have been no communist gulag: 15,000 families were ``encouraged`` to move out prior to the revamping of the Tennessee river valley, homes were purchased by the Federal Government in a manner which must have been constitutional because FDR had said so before the Senate in 1928, and cemeteries were unearthed to quiet the spirits of the dead.. ..; but jobs were brought in, and, this, in a disease-infected river valley where 100,000 gallons of swampy water had to be pumped out every minute for days to drive out all malaria insects, must have certainly been the bottom line. Never mind that the Tennessee Valley Authority project, placing the ownership and control of all capital, land and industry in the hands of the ``community``, met all the requirements for the definition of socialism, as accorded by a political historian such as James MacGregor Burns, who, labeling Roosevelt`s New Deal an attempt to ``reform capitalism``, was not precisely noted for being a Southern redneck. Never mind that the same river that had been the salvation for Tennessee residents in 1933 when the pharaoh`s blueprint to remake the valley at last bore fruit and the project began ``moving mountains``; is presently dragging (according to consulting firm Putnum, Hayes & Bartlett) an accumulated debt of $29 billion, more mountainous than the estimated mounting of all TVA`s current assets combined, and is now threatening to crucify the local utility users with higher rates and/or higher taxes as a way to preserve its ``historical`` status as the main artery of an unaccounted, untouchable, unappointed, noncompetitive, and non-competing TVA agency beyond oversight by the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, the state public utility commissions, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the voters, or even the market forces. Never mind that the subsequent environmental impact of this social and technological utopia, in the years that have elapsed since that fateful 1933 when forests were first brought down, logs were first burned to lumber, topsoil was first blasted, and Roosevelt first hand-picked the triumvirate of ``kings of the valley``, as the History channel tape likes to lionize them; is of a magnitude that only Steven Seagal and the Cherokee Indians can possibly fathom, with TVA having steadfastly lived up to its original mission of ``managing the region`s natural resources`` and earned hard its reputation as the nation`s foremost promoter of destructive coal strip-mining and Clean-Air-Act-fearless Nitrogen-Oxide emissions. Never mind that Al Gore, who hails from Tennessee himself, and TVA, are more politically connected than the very Tennessee River`s many tributaries, with $500,000 a year of slush funds having been steadily canalized by the agency for the past years to Jack Quinn, former White House counsel and chief of staff to the (at this moment still) Vice President Al Gore; with Johnny Hayes the former (Clinton hand-picked) TVA director having also been Gore`s chief fundraiser for this last one`s past campaigns as U.S. representatives; with Peter Knight, another registered TVA lobbyist, having been manager of the Clinton-Gore 1996 reelection campaign; and with Gore`s whole family having been long-time bulwarks of TVA ever since that ignominious anti-communist called Eisenhower first tried to curb its expansion. Never mind that, in all the decades that have elapsed since its inception in 1933, the smoking and nefarious environmental consequences of TVA may well have long outweighed its possible technological and socialist, sorry, social, benefits; with the 3 million acres saved from soil erosion in the period from 1933 to 1950 ranking possibly as about the only great ecological achievement. Never mind. The Earth is in the balance, the ancient spirits of the Appalachian Cherokee Indians have been disturbed from their sacred graves, Steven Seagal is frowning angry because the Tennessee`s snail darter could become extinct, and Al Gore, like his lionized hero Franklin Delano Roosevelt, will again be bright and honorable enough to offer us a new deal for the new millennium and, like Arthur Morgan, will also have an almost ``Messianic`` ability to make us buy it. Watch out. By Conrad Salas Cano. REFERENCES: *Roosevelt: The Lion and the Fox (The First political biography of FDR), winner of the Woodrow Wilson Foundation Award, by James MacGregor Burns. Harvest Books 1956, LC number 56-7920. *Roosevelt and Howe, by Alfred B Rollins Jr. Alfred A Knopf, New York 1962, LC number 62-15578. *Roosevelt in retrospect: A profile in History, by John Gunther. The non-fiction book club, 121 Charing Cross London WC2, 1950.