COTTAGE BOWL PACKET 3 Written by Duncan Chalmers, Elizabeth Robson Gordon, Izzy Izumi, Max Johnstone, Stuart Macdonald, Nick Penner, Connor Pierotti, Shelby Robert, Olivia Seto, Joe Su, Gennesse Walker-Scace. Edited by Nick Penner, Joe Su, et al. 1. This song opens by sampling Obie Trice’s song “Rap Game”. The artist attacks a number of his critics in this song, such as Moby, Limp Bizkit, and Chris Kirkpatrick. This song states “I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney/ But your husband’s heart problem’s complicating”. This song mentions the recent legal case between the rapper and his mother, Debbie. For 10 points, name this Eminem song which claims “Now this looks like a job for me/So everybody, just follow me/Cause we need a little controversy”. ANSWER: “Without Me” 2. On Wife Swap, a child named King Curtis declared that “[these objects] is like [his] family”. Stacey Irvine was hospitalized after mainly consuming this foodstuff and fries all her life. One video debunked a question asking if some of this foodstuff were made from “pink goo”. Some of these objects come in ball, bell, boot and bowtie shapes. Tempura and batter are added to skin and breast blended with seasoning to create the raw kind of this foodstuff. For 10 points, name these inch-sized pieces of meat that cost five dollars for twenty at McDonalds. ANSWER: Chicken Nuggets (accept Chicken McNuggets) 3. Originally manufactured by Takara Tomy, Harsbro bought international distribution rights to these toys in 2002. Rare models from this toy brand include the Aurora Ray Unicorno, the Inifinity Libra, and the Burn Pisces. The 4D line of these toys, released in 2011, gave competitors additional customizations. The basic parts for these toys include an Attack Ring, Weight Disk, and a Base. At the start of matches with these toys, competitors typically shout “Let it rip!” For 10 points name this brand of spinning top toys accompanied by a namesake anime TV show. ANSWER: Beyblades 4. This show’s theme song was composed by Jan Hammer. It’s not Law & Order, but this show was produced in part by Dick Wolf. One character on this show originally used a Bren Ten gun. That same character drove a Ferrari Daytona Spyder until it was blown up by Irish terrorists. This show helped popularize the “T-Shirt under Armani jacket” style, and New Wave music. The main characters in this series were played by Philip Michael Thomas and Don Johnson. For 10 points name this 1980s drama about cops in a certain Florida city. ANSWER: Miami Vice 5. Eric Clapton’s Just One Night album was recorded here, as was Judas Priest’s concert DVD Rising in the East. Beyoncé played a birthday concert here in 2009, and Blur played two concerts here in 2014. This venue has been part of the Tokyo Music Festival, and Cheap Trick played two concerts here that became their album Cheap Trick at [this place]. Protestors claimed this venue would be “defiled” by The Beatles playing here in 1966. Originally constructed as a martial arts hall, for 10 points name this Japanese venue frequently played by Western artists. ANSWER: Nippon Budokan 6. Max was the first MVP of this event. The stadium used in this event is 19 feet long and 10 feet wide. Inspired by the Yule Log Christmas program, the 2014 edition of this television event was held in New York City. AHA and ASPCA observers are on site during this event to preserve the welfare of participants and prevent aggressive play. All participants in this event come from local shelters. For 10 points name this annual Animal Planet TV event which airs opposite the NFL championship game. ANSWER: Puppy Bowl 7. Near the start of this movie, Brian begins teaching English lessons to support himself while studying philosophy. After having sexual experiences with both main characters, Max loses interest in the couple and departs for Argentina. This movie won 8 Oscars but lost Best Picture to The Godfather. Set during the rise of the Nazi Party, this movie centers around young American Sally Bowles played by Liza Minelli. Loosely based on a musical of the same name, for 10 points name this 1972 film about the goings-on at the Kit Kat Klub. ANSWER: Cabaret 8. This player set the NHL record for youngest goaltender at the time of his debut. In 2007-08, this player returned from an ankle injury to finish in the top 5 for save percentage, along with teammate Ty Conklin. During the 2013 playoffs, this player was briefly replaced by Tomas Vokoun in an Eastern Conference Finals loss to the Bruins. This player had 3 shutouts in the 2008 playoffs, but his team lost in the Finals to Detroit. For 10 points name this NHL goaltender, nicknamed “Flower”, who plays for the Penguins. ANSWER: Marc-André Fleury 9. In 2006, this show was pulled to make room for Joey. A special episode of this show, featuring Playboy models, aired against the Super Bowl in 2002. One contest on this show has been banned from being aired in the United States involved contestants drinking donkey semen, and urine. Chris Jackson and Monica Gonzales won the Season 3Tournament of Champions on this show and later married. Challenges on this show frequently use spiders and snakes. For 10 points name this reality show, hosted by Joe Rogan, where contestant confront scary things. ANSWER: Fear Factor 10. This song begins with a G-B-G-C-B-G motif. Included on its bands self-titled debut album, bassist Brian Ritchie sued Gordon Gano over rights to this song. This song is often interpreted as being about masturbation, with lines such as “Body and beats I stain my sheets, I don’t even know why”. Other memorable lines in this song include “big hands, I know you’re the one” and “I’m high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out”. For 10 points name this song by Violent Femmes whose chorus asks “Let me go on like” one of the titular objects. ANSWER: “Blister In The Sun” 11. Al Bundy once said that Veronica from Archie Comics was a good woman because she has never had one of these. Sandra Bullock's character in Miss Congeniality 2 fakes this in order to lose the three FBI agents escorting her back to Quantico. In an episode of The IT Crowd, Jen receives “a visit from Aunt Irma” that makes her quite irritable while Roy and Moss have many of the same symptoms even though they're men. For ten points, name this natural phenomenon that caused Luke on Modern Family to yell “they're monsterating!” ANSWER: Period (accept Menstruation. Do NOT accept PMS) 12. The main character in this film loses her job at a jewelry store for calling a 13 year old girl “a cunt”. That same woman’s roommate reads her diary, believing it to be a “very sad handwritten book”. Following the focal event of this movie, Annie and Officer Nathan make up and leave in a police car. Megan, played by Melissa McCarthy, forces Annie to physically fight her for motivation, and in another scene, the central women all get violent food poisoning while dress shopping. For 10 points name this 2011 film about a wedding party starring Kristen Wiig. ANSWER: Bridesmaids 13. Despite being a number 1 pick, Chris Chandler started ahead of this man in his rookie season. In 2012, this player was benched after losing 30-17 to the Falcons. On Monday Night Football in 2010, this player threw for 333 yards and 4 TDs in a 59-28 drubbing of Washington; that season he won Comeback Player of the Year. In 2014, this player became the first quarterback in Jets history to wear #1. In 2009 this player was mentored by Tony Dungy, following his release from prison. For 10 points name this NFL QB, infamous for his dogfighting conviction. ANSWER: Michael Vick (accept Ron Mexico) 14. This show’s creator Jeff Franklin concurrently produced the show “Hangin with Mr. Cooper”. In a scene from this show, Stephanie drives a car through the wall of the titular dwelling. One character on this show hosted the morning talk show “Wake Up San Francisco”. This family friendly show ironically starred a notably dirty comic; that man was Bob Saget. On this show, the Olson twins played Michelle. For 10 points, name this sitcom that about a single dad, his brother in law, and his best friend trying to raise three girls. ANSWER: Full House 15. This businessman created his ideal utopia based on the ideals of the Ayn Rand during the mid-1940’s to avoid the world’s governments. When first meeting the game’s protagonist, this man believes that he is a spy that threatens to ruin his utopia, which has already faced an outbreak of riots on the eve of 1959, one year before the title game takes place. The player only meets this antagonist in person once, and when he does, this individual tells the player a massive plot twist. For 10 points, name this creator of the underwater city of Rapture. ANSWER: Andrew Ryan (accept either underlined part) 16. This song’s artist wrote it about overcoming a cocaine addiction. This song’s bridge begins “Sometimes the system goes on the blink/And the whole thing turns out wrong”, while the second verse states “You stand in the line just to hit a new low/You’re faking a smile with the coffee to go”. The bestselling single of 2006, the song opens “Where is the moment we needed the most/You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost”. The chorus adds “You sing a sad song just to turn it around”. For 10 points name this song by Daniel Powter. ANSWER: Bad Day 17. This team’s first head coach was Bill Musselman, and their first draft pick was Pooh Richardson. The Grizzlies acquired O.J. Mayo from this team during the 2008 NBA Draft. This franchise retired #2 after Malik Sealy died while a member of the team. In November 2014, this team played a “home” game in Mexico City. Owned by Glen Taylor, this team made the playoffs 8 consecutive times from 1997 and 2004 but has not made the playoffs since. For 10 points name this team, who play at the Target Center and whose all-time leading scorer is Kevin Garnett. ANSWER: Minnesota Timberwolves (accept either underlined part. Accept T-Wolves. Prompt on Wolves.) 18. In this film, one character complains about another by saying “that bitch has the biggest ‘cum on me tits’ and they have her dressed as a Mennonite?” The central couple’s neighbour Noelle reveals the wife’s pregnancy at a vigil, while TV host Ellen Abbott voices her belief that the husband is a psychopath. Kim Dickens plays Detective Rhonda Boney, tasked with solving this film’s central crime. In this film, Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike star as Nick and Amy Dunne. For 10 points name this 2014 mystery film, based on a Gillian Flynn novel of the same name. ANSWER: Gone Girl 19. Founded in 1908, this team’s first captain was killed in World War I. In their 1993-94 season, this club finished one point out of relegation, but still won the UEFA Cup. This side’s most recent One Club Man was Giuseppe Bergomi. Current players for this side include Samir Handanovic, Fredy Guarín, and Andrea Ranocchia. The teams most dedicated fans sit in the Curva Nord, and they play in the inter-city Derby della Madonnina. For 10 points name this Italian soccer club, playing at San Siro. ANSWER: F.C. Internazionale Milano (accept Inter Milan, F.C. Inter, or FCIM. Do not accept or prompt on just Milan) 20. In the second movie in which he appears, this character has an estranged daughter named Winnie and works to destroy the career of Churchill Schwartz CEO Bretton James. In his initial appearance, this man makes quips like “Lunch is for wimps”. This man attempts a takeover of Bluestar Airlines, but is caught for insider trading by his apprentice Bud Fox. At a shareholder meeting for Teldar Paper, this corporate raider made a speech asserting that “Greed is good”. For 10 points name this character, portrayed by Michael Douglas in both Wall Street movies. ANSWER: Gordon Gekko TB. In this TV series’ episode “And Just Plane Magic”, the central characters attend the Grammys with 2 Chainz. Minor characters on this TV series include Nicolas, a French “master baker”, and Sophie Kaczynski, a cleaning company owner. One character on this show lost her all wealth after her father was caught running a Ponzi scheme. In this show Kat Dennings plays Max Black and Beth Behrs plays Caroline Channing. For 10 points name this CBS show about a pair of waitresses who work at a diner while trying to afford their dream of opening a cupcake shop. ANSWER: 2 Broke Girls COTTAGE BOWL BONUSES 3 1. For 10 points each, name some TV dogs: [10]This dog character, star of a namesake show, was played by a series of collies from 1954 to 1973. This dog often helped get its child associate out of trouble, such as when Timmy fell down a well. ANSWER: Lassie [10] Roly, a poodle, appeared regularly on this currently airing BBC soap opera that debuted in 1985. First owned by Sharon in the show, Roly spent time at the Queen Victoria Pub and died after being taken for a walk by Mandy. ANSWER: EastEnders [10] Henry, the station pet on Emergency! was a dog of this breed. Other TV dogs of this breed include Cleo on The People’s Choice and Sherlock on The Steve Allen Show. ANSWER: Basset Hound 2. For 10 points each, name some quotable members of the New York Yankees: [10] His namesake –isms include "You can observe a lot by watching." and "It ain't over 'til it's over." An all-star catcher, his memoir was appropriately titled “I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said”. ANSWER: Yogi Berra (accept either underlined part) [10] This southpaw pitcher frequently remarked “I'd rather be lucky than good”. A close friend and confidant of Joe DiMaggio, he once claimed he’d throw at his own mother since “she's a good hitter!” ANSWER: Lefty Gomez [10] "I took the two most expensive aspirins in history” this Yankee quipped after sitting out a game with a headache only to be replaced by Lou Gehrig. He led the AL in home runs in 1916 and 1917. ANSWER: Wally Pipp 3. Time for the science bonus! For 10 points each: [10] This Oingo Boingo hit starts “Plastic tubes and pots and pans/bits and pieces and/magic from the hand”. The song shares its title with, and was the theme song for, a Anthony Michael Hall film. ANSWER: “Weird Science” [10] Coldplay’s hit “The Scientist” came from this album, the band’s second. Other songs from this album include “In My Place” and “Clocks”. ANSWER: A Rush of Blood to the Head [10] “She Blinded Me with Science” was a novelty hit for this man. Also known for his work as a session musician on the synthesizer, he is now the music director for the TED conference. ANSWER: Thomas Dolby 4. “Honey, where is my supersuit?!” For 10 points each: [10] Name this movie character, voiced by Samuel L. Jackson. He has the ability to form ice from humidity and is a long-time friend of the Parr family. ANSWER: Frozone (accept Lucius or Lucius Best) [10] Frozone appears in this 2004 Pixar movie. Directed by Brad Bird, it centres on a family of superheroes who come out of retirement to take on Syndrome. ANSWER: The Incredibles [10] In The Incredibles, the character of Edna Mode was based on this real life costume designer. An 8 time Academy Award for Best Costume Design winner, she often worked with Alfred Hitchcock. ANSWER: Edith Head 5. This race covers a distance of 1,100 miles, with the fastest times being less than 9 days. For 10 points each: [10] Name this long-distance dogsled race, which begins in Alaska every year on the first Saturday in March. ANSWER: Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race [10] The race begins at 4th Avenue in this Alaskan city. It’s not the capital, but it is the largest city in the state. ANSWER: Anchorage [10] The Iditarod gained mainstream recognition after this woman’s 1985 victory. She endured a blizzard and severe food shortages to become the first woman to win the race. ANSWER: Libby Riddles 6. Great shows can make stupid creative decisions. For 10 points each: [10] Game of Throne’s creepiest incestuous relationship got even worse when this event happened. Occurring in Season 4, this event happened next to the body of a freshly murdered monarch. ANSWER: Jamie Lannister raping Cersei Lannister (accept suitable alternatives) [10] In the second season of Friday Night Lights, this character casually murders his girlfriends attempted rapist, and with it the show’s sense of verisimilitude. ANSWER: Landry Clarke (accept either underline part) [10] Fans of this Showtime series were dismayed by its final season. This series’ title character, who works for the Miami Police Department while also killing people, drives a boat into a hurricane to fake his death. ANSWER: Dexter 7. This group’s debut album was Thank Heavens for Dale Evans. For 10 points each: [10] Name this country music trio. Earning the ire of President George W. Bush, this group released the song “Not Ready to Make Nice”. ANSWER: Dixie Chicks [10] This woman is the lead singer of Dixie Chicks. She released her first solo album, Mother, in 2013, and her first solo single, “Without You”. ANSWER: Natalie Maines [10] The Dixie Chicks embarked on this tour in 2013 and 2014. Their first full tour since 2007, this reunion included 10 shows in North America and 5 in Europe. ANSWER: Long Time Gone Tour 8. One woman in this film sneaks a radio into a prison by hiding it in her vagina. For 10 points each: [10] Name this 2008 film. Michael Fassbender plays Bobby Sands in this film, which portrays the IRA prisoner’s 66 day starvation as an act of protest while incarcerated in the HM Prison Maze. ANSWER: Hunger [10] This man made his directorial debut with Hunger. Nominated for best director in 2013, he’s made short films like Static, Gravesend, and Five Easy Pieces. ANSWER: Steve McQueen [10] McQueen also directed Michael Fassbender in this 2011 film in which he plays a New York business executive descending into the depths of sex addiction. ANSWER: Shame 9. Classes in this game include Turtle Tamers and Seal Clubbers. For 10 points each: [10] Identify this game whose characters are small hand drawn stick figures and whose final boss is the Naughty Sorceress. ANSWER: Kingdom of Loathing [10] KoL is a MMORPG of this type, whose gameplay actions are quantized into the namesake unit; in KoL these are known as adventures. These games are not real time. ANSWER: Turn based MMORPG [10] Every day, players get a quota to do this, which is set at 15 units. Players with the Liver of Steel bonus have a quota of 20 to do this, and exceeding this quota results in the player “falling down”. ANSWER: Drink Alcohol [accept equivalents] 10. For 10 points each, answer some things about the TV Roles of Michael Chiklis: [10] Chiklis starred as Jim Powell in this short lived ABC science fiction comedy-drama about a family of super heroes. Julie Benz played his wife, and Jimmy Bennett played his son on this 2010-11 flop. ANSWER: No Ordinary Family [10] Chiklis won an Emmy for playing this anti-hero detective on The Shield. A corrupt and violent cop, he deals with both problems in his personal life and with his unit mates Shane, Ronnie, and Lem. ANSWER: Vic Mackey (accept either answer) [10] On CBS’ Vegas, which Chiklis produced, he played Vicent Savino, the manager of this hotel. Other employees of this hotel and casino include Mia Rizzo, Tommy Stone, and Red Cervelli. ANSWER: The Savoy Hotel 11. Old time hockey players had the best nicknames. For 10 points each: [10] “Mr. Hockey” was none other than this Floral, Saskatchewan native. He played in the NHL in 5 different decades, winning countless awards, and is currently 3rd in all time points. ANSWER: Gordie Howe [10] Maurice Richard is perhaps better known by this nickname, indicative of his speed. The award for top NHL goalscorer also features Richard with this nickname. ANSWER: “Rocket” [10] With the descriptive nickname “Old Bootnose”, he centred the Production Line with Gordie Howe and Ted Lindsay on the wings. A Hall of Famer, he won the Hart Trophy in 1949 and had his #12 retired by the Red Wings. ANSWER: Sidney Gerald “Sid” Abel 12. This song complains “I’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh”. For 10 points each: [10] Name this 2013 song by Lorde whose title references the monarchy. Grammy nominated for Record of the Year, Lorde also sings “That kind of luxe just ain’t for us/we crave a different kind of buzz”. ANSWER: “Royals” [10] “Royals” appeared on this album, the debut studio album of Lorde. Themes in this album include youth culture and materialism, other singels include “Tennis Court”, “Team”, and “Glory and Gore”, ANSWER: Pure Heroine [10] In 2014, Lorde appeared on this artist’s song “Easy (Switch Screens)”. This songwriter wrote the song “Lost It To Trying”, and his 2014 EP Alternate Worlds was a reworking of his 2013 album Lanterns. ANSWER: Son Lux 13. For 10 points each, name some things relating to everyone’s favourite undergarment, the brassiere: [10] This is a simple band of cloth worn across the breasts, providing little support or shaping. Name the type of undergarment that is a diminutive of the French word meaning "strip". ANSWER: Bandeau [10] This type of bra has shoulder straps come over the shoulder in a V pattern close to the neck. This design is sometimes worn under strapless dresses or tops where traditional straps would be exposed. ANSWER: Racerback bra [10] Jean-Paul Gaultier's designed a bra with cups in this shape for Madonna in the 1980s. Similar to a bullet bra, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley used two party hats to make a faux bra of this shape. ANSWER: Cone 14. For 10 points each: name some things about a certain 2013 film: [10] Name this reboot of the Superman franchise, featuring Laurence Fishburne as Perry White and Russell Crowe as Jor-El. Controversially, it depicted Superman killing General Zod. ANSWER: Man of Steel [10] This British actor played Clark Kent/Superman in Man of Steel. He played Will Shaw in The Cold Light of Day, as well as Albert Mondego in The Count of Monte Cristo. ANSWER: Henry Cavill [10] In 2011’s Immortals, Cavill played this mythological figure. In the movie, this man’s mother Aethra is brutally murdered, but later this character slays Hyperion. ANSWER: Theseus 15. For 10 points each, name some college basketball teams who won consecutive championships: [10] The most recent back to back champs, this team won in 2006 and 2007 under Billy Donovan. Key players on both those teams include Joakim Noah, Al Horford, and Corey Brewer. ANSWER: University of Florida Gators [10] UCLA won not 1, not 2, but 7 titles in a row with this man as head coach. He was the so-called “Wizard of Westwood” and the award for NCAA basketball player of the year bears his name. ANSWER: John Robert Wooden [10] Cincinnati won the championship in 1961 and 1962 but were upset in the 1963 finals by this team. Now coached by Porter Moser, this Illinois based school was first to start 4 black players in a championship game. ANSWER: Loyola University Chicago Ramblers (prompt on just Loyola or just Chicago) 16. “We’re putting our show together/we’re polishing up our act!” For 10 points each: [10] Name this disco song released in 1979. Covered by artists such as Luther Vandross and George Michael, this song declares “If you’ve ever been held down before/I know you’ll refuse to be held down anymore.” ANSWER: “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now” [10] “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now” was originally a hit for this R&B duo. Included on their debut album of the same name, this duo’s other songs include “I Got The Love” and “This Is My Song” ANSWER: McFadden & Whitehead [10] McFadden & Whitehead wrote a number of songs for this other band, including “For the Love of Money” and “Back Stabbers”. This group’s albums include So Full of Love and Ship Ahoy. ANSWER: The O’Jays 17. Movies released in this year include The Fugitive and Indecent Proposal. For 10 points each: [10] Name this 20th century year. Other top films include Mrs. Doubtfire and Cliffhanger, while AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen were born in this year. ANSWER: 1993 [10] This movie was the highest grossing of the year. Directed by Steven Spielberg, it centers on a wildlife park where genetic scientists have created cloned dinosaurs. ANSWER: Jurassic Park [10] This woman won the Oscar for Best Actress playing Ada McGrath in The Piano. Also in 1993 this woman played Tamm Hemphill in The Firm, leading to her additionally being nominated for Best Supporting Actress. ANSWER: Holly Hunter 18. One notable strip from this webcomic describes “your 11 lives”. For 10 points each: [10] Name this webcomic. Originally a single panel format, it features no recurring characters or locations. Winner of a Web Cartonnists’ Choice Award in 2006 and 2007, it is still published daily. ANSWER: SMBC (accept Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal) [10] This man is the author and illustrator of SMBC. His other projects include hosting a weekly podcast with his wife, other comics such as Captain Stupendous and Snowflakes, and acting in SMBC-Theatre. ANSWER: Zach Weinersmith [10] After the birth of his daughter, Weiner announced he was writing this children’s book. Illustrated by the French artist Boulet, this reimagining of a medieval tale had an incredibly successful Kickstarter. ANSWER: Augie and the Green Knight 19. For 10 points each, name some of your favourite one-off Spongebob Characters: [10] In the episode “Graveyard Shift”, Squidward concocts a ghost story about this character. Signs of his arrival include lights flickering, the phone ringing, and the ghost of the bus that ran him over arriving. ANSWER: The Hash Slinging Slasher [10] Most of our knowledge of Spongebob’s family comes from this episode, in which Spongebob is conflicted about receiving the titular sings of affection from his father’s mother. ANSWER: “Grandma’s Kisses” [10] This man has his grave defiled twice: once by Spongebob attempting to return a cursed soda drinking hat, and once by Mr. Krabs attempting to retrieve the same hat. He was #1. ANSWER: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (do not prompt on partial answer) 20. This game was first developed by an Ohio barber as a variation on Crazy 8s. For 10 points each: [10] Name this game, which includes cards such as Reverse, Draw Two, and Wild Draw Four. When an individual plays their second to last card in this game, they must say this game’s name. ANSWER: Uno [10] This similar card game is a commercial version of the earlier card games like Spite and Malice. In single player games, the first player to 500 points wins, and the game includes number 1 through 12 as well as namesake wild cards. ANSWER: Skip-Bo [10] Both Uno and Skip-Bo are owned and produced by this company. Other games made by this company include Blokus, Mad Gab, and Apples to Apples. ANSWER: Mattel