The Amazing Life of Ella
By: The Whole Class
Ella woke up at about 9 o’clock. She tried to cook herself some breakfast but
she burnt herself on the stove. And she burnt her food and it was really bad. She
went to take a shower but she fell and broke her leg. She got up to brush her teeth
but there wasn’t any toothpaste. She gets ready but she can’t find her clothes
because her room is really messy. She finally finds her clothes and she walks down
the stairs but falls down and lands on her face. She gets up off the floor and she
goes outside and her parents take her to the mall to go shopping, but on her way t
the car she tripped and broke her other leg. When they get to the mall she gets
kidnapped.
Ella, President of the United States, saves them from a bombing attack.
Vice President Bill Cosby comes in and makes her read some important documents
about bombs. She was so worried people would bomb her country. “NOT ON
MY WATCH.” She says.
“It’s okay, it’s Russia and they aren’t going to be able to be controlled by us.
As of now, there’s nothing that we can do. So you need to come up with a plan.”
Said, Vice President Bill.
“Okay, I got this. Let me see those documents of yours.” And she sent a
midget army out to Russia to eat all of the bombs.
As they’re invading Russia, they are flying and they come across a snowstorm that
keeps them from getting into Russia. They had to take a detour and head for the
North Pole and talk to Santa. Santa understands what they are going through, and
he lets them borrow the sleigh and they can eat the bombs.
The bombs are now all eaten, and the sleigh is now at Santa’s workshop, where
Ella is. “See, what did I tell you? I knew we could save America.”
Bill Cosby is in her office, throws her a party, and One Direction was there giving
them a concert. When she finished enjoying to the concert, she sat down in her
comfortable chair and realized she was just listening to music in government class.
At noon Ella goes to lunch. She doesn’t have a lot of money for lunch today.
She starts out by grabbing two trays and the first had two plates of garlic bread as
an appetizer and a doughnut, she gets a churro, the main dish of two trays of
tortellini, two things of curly fries, and two packages of cookies. When she gets to
the table one of her hungry friends tries to take a piece of garlic bread she stabs the
friends hand with a fork and proceeds to eat all of her tortellini and sauce with her
hands. Then Ella eats all 22 pieces of her garlic bread and then she pretends to give
her hungry friend a cookie and then eats them. Then Ella gets up from the table to
go get candy with another tray. She gets two things of frozen yogurt, a coffee, a
soda, three Twix, two Skittles, Snickers, and Starburst. Then she finishes her
school day by going to Clue Club and Pokémon and ate all the entire group snacks.
She went home and prepared herself for dinner. At dinner she refused to let anyone
in her family have any of the food and ate every single last crumb of the family’s
dinner.
Ella went to a swim meet where she was unexpectedly attacked by ninjas.
They pushed her into a pool and thought she drowned and tried fleeing from the
sight, when suddenly; Ella jumped up out of the pool and started retaliating against
the attackers. And she punched them! She quickly ran off and hid in the bushes. As
the enemy ninjas started passing by, she popped up out of the bushes and threw
ninjas stars at them. One started coming at her with nun chucks and tried hitting
her, but she quickly stopped him and threw him into a wall. Then she killed him
and he died. One by one more and more ninjas started coming after her and she
fought off each and every one of them with her amazing fighting skills. Soon after
they were all destroyed and she went home. While she was at home, she decided to
take a nap and dreamt about all of the things that she had done while she was
fighting the ninjas. She woke up and her sister, Brighid, was standing over her bed
with a knife. Brighid started to chase her around and soon killed her. Then she
woke up again and figured out she had a dream in a dream. Filled with joy that she
didn’t die, she flew out the window in the sky… and then was hit by a plane.
Luckily the plane wasn’t damaged too badly.
At 6 pm, Ella gets done with her activity, she tells her mom to go make her
food. Then she yells at Bridget to go drive her to go to Smoothie King. At
Smoothie King, she trips and her smoothie falls all over her. Then a cute guy walks
past her laughing. So Ella goes home crying and then takes a plane to England. On
the plane ride, she sees One Direction, but they are really rude to her so she stops
liking them. So she orders the plane pilot to turn around and take her back to her
house. So then she goes home and her dinner is ready. She decides to run out the
door (screaming), drives to the middle of a cornfield, sets every crop on fire, and
then sits in the middle playing a ukulele. After she realizes she is sitting in fire, she
runs away (screaming…again) and gets chased by the police. While getting chased
by the police, she runs to the fire station, takes the giant hose, and sprays all the of
the police men chasing her. She then gets arrested, and taken down to jail. She
shares a cell with nine people. Then out of nowhere she realizes that she is on the
MTV show, “Punk’d”, set up by One Direction. Then when she goes home, she
finally eats a huge dinner and gains 400 pounds. After that she cries herself to
sleep.
Ella is a mean and crazy sea monster and she was in the middle of the sea in
a huge war with her enemies and she was getting ready to be defeated and die.
When all of a sudden she hears this music and when she looks over One Direction
is standing there. She couldn’t believe her eyes. They came to her rescue. Neil
came to her rescue and kissed her and she turned into a nice, beautiful mermaid.
They got married and lived happily ever after with Neil.