The Absolute True Story
of the Three Little Pigs
Written and Illustrated by Mrs. Courtney’s 2nd
Grade Reading Class
Once upon a time there were three little pigs
and two big bad wolves.
The first little pig made his house out of paper.
The second little pig made his house out of
buttons.
The third little pig made his house out of
honey.
The two wolves were going to make a paper
airplane, but they ran out of paper.
They went of to the woods to look for paper,
then they spotted the first little pig’s house.
The two wolves knocked on the pig’s door and said,
“Little pig, little pig, let me in. I want to borrow
some paper.” But the first little pig said, “Not by the
hair of my chinny chin chin, you big bad wolves!”
The wolves decided that since the pig wouldn’t give
them any paper, they would just take a few pieces
from the outside of the house. Well, a few pieces
of paper ended up being most of the paper.
When the pig walked out to see what was going on
the house fell down! So the first little pig ran to
the second little pig’s house.
After the wolves finished making their paper
airplane, they decided it needed lights and windows.
“Hey, we could use buttons!” said one big wolf.
“But we don’t have enough.” said the other wolf.
So off they went to find more buttons. Then, they
saw the second little pig’s house. The wolves
knocked on the door and said, “Little pigs, little pigs,
may we please borrow some buttons?” But the
pigs said, “No, not by the hair of our chinny chin
chins!” So the wolves decided to take a few from
the outside of the house. Well, a few buttons
ended up being most of the buttons.
When the pigs came out to see what was going on,
the house fell down. So the two little pigs went to
the third little pig’s house.
When the wolves got home and finished the
airplane, they started to get hungry. So they
went off to find food.
While walking, the two wolves found the third little
pig’s house. When the wolf knocked on the door
his fist got stuck in the honey.
The other wolf tried to free the first wolf by licking
away the honey, but his tongue got stuck! When
the three little pigs saw that the wolves were stuck
they jumped out of the window and ran to their
mom’s house.
Later when the wolves finally ate their way out, they
were so fat that they weren’t able to bother any
animals ever again. The pigs lived happily ever after.
The END!