The term "Freeloader" in
everyday speech refers to
the economic free
problem, and taking
advantage of public or
private services without
due compensation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeloader
Way Number One: Take as
much money as you need.
Being a freeloader has a lot of
advantages. You get things and don’t
have to do anything for them.
Getting used to free things is how you
should act. When someone offers
you money, take it. When someone
asks you if you need money say ‘yes’
even if you have money. A little lying
to get what you need never hurt
anyone.
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If you get the chance to ask for nice
things, do it. It never hurts to ask. Who
knows? You could end up with a brand
new iPod.
When you get money, always save it for
later. Being a freeloader also gives the
person you are feeding off of the chance
to kick you out at any second, which in
that case, you need a backup!
Every time you need something, make sure
to suck up to the person you need it
from. It works 99.9% of the time!
Everybody loves a suck-up especially
your parents.
Why use your own, when the money just
keeps rolling in from elsewhere?
 Don’t be afraid to ask for money
especially if you’re freeloading off of a
family member or close friend!
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If you have a car, you’re pretty much set.
You can leave whenever you want, do
whatever you want and come back
home when you please.
A little lying never hurt anyone. Create an
absolutely ridiculous story on how your
puppy ran away or how your cat got
stuck in a tree. It doesn’t matter how
unbelievable it is, it will help.
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Contact a professional freeloader such
as Melissa Wiley to help you with free
loading tips. She will give you great
advice along the journey of success.
People who have kind hearts will give you
a place to stay. A broken leg will
definitely get you into the house. A
broken arm or a sprained ankle will keep
you there. The only problem with this is,
you must keep “breaking things” which
may make them think you are clumsy.
Everyone wants a celebrity in their house.
Why not put some make up on your
face, perhaps wear a mask if make up
isn’t your style. Buy some clothes that fit
the celebrity you’ve decided on and
you’re set.
Entertainment is a good way to keep
people wanting you in their house. A
musical or a concert every now and
again will keep them happy.
No one’s going to leave you out on the
street if it’s your birthday. That’s just rude.