Don’t get eaten by the Sasquatches! Wisconsin, Illinois, Minnesota Michigan, Iowa, Illinois Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan Illinois, Indiana, Iowa Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota Indiana, Michigan, Ohio Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Ohio They’re hot on your heels. . .better get moving! Lake Winnebago, Lake Erie, Lake Huron, Lake Michigan Chicago, Milwaukee, Cleveland Chicago, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Detroit Chicago, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Detroit Chicago, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Detroit Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, Lake Erie Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, Lake Erie Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, Lake Erie Lake Ontario, Lake Erie, Great Salt Lake, Lake Erie Chicago, Milwaukee, Cleveland, Detroit Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Cleveland, Detroit Oh noes! Missouri River, The Great Snake, Mississippi River, Ohio River Missouri River, The Great Snake, Mississippi River, Ohio River Missouri River, Mississippi River, Ohio River Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Gulf of Mexico Better get moving! They’re on to you! Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Winnebago Lake Huron, Lake Ontario, Lake Superior Missouri River, Ohio River, James River Them plains is tricky, eh? Ohio, Indiana, New York, Kentucky Kentucky, Indiana, Tennessee, Virginia Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas, Kentucky Montana, Minnesota, North Dakota North Dakota, South Dakota, East Dakota, West Dakota Illinois, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri Mississippi River, Ohio River, Rio Grande, Missouri River East Dakota, Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Chicago Arkansas, Kansas, Tennessee, Louisiana So, ya need some more help with the Midwest eh? Pierre, Bismarck, Minneapolis Mississippi River, Missouri River, Platte River Mississippi River, Missouri River, Platte River Pierre, St. Louis, Kansas City Pierre, St. Louis, Kansas City Big sky country is free of Sasquatches! Got lost in the South I reckon. Tennessee, Kentucky, West Carolina Arkansas, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Arkansas Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Cuba South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Ohio Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Carolina Virginia, West Virginia, East Virginia, New York No squatches on the plantation! A real, southern squatch! Miami, Louisville, Atlanta Miami, New York, New Orleans Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Gulf of Mexico Atlantic Ocean, Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of Baja Ohio River, James River, Red River Miami, Dallas, New Orleans Mississippi River, Red River, Platte River Little Rock, St. Louis, Kansas City Welcome to Miami! Sasquatch free since 2001! Lizardman lurks in the east!! Ohio, Maryland, New Jersey, West Virginia Maryland, Ohio, New York, Virginia Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Gulf of Mexico New York, New Jersey, New York City, Delaware New York, Pennsylvania, Boston, Connecticut Ohio, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Boston Vermont, New York, Rhode Island, Massachusetts Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Boston, Maine Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, New York Vermont, Maine, New York Vermont, New Hampshire, New York, Massachusetts Sasquatches don’t like the lights of New York City. Bigfoot and Lizardman want to thank you for visiting them. Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean, Arctic Ocean Lake Erie, Hudson River, Erie Canal Lake Erie, Hudson River, Erie Canal Lake Erie, Hudson River, Erie Canal Lake Erie, St. Lawrence River, Lake Ontario Boston, New York, Philadelphia Philadelphia, Boston, Washington DC New York, Philadelphia, Washington DC No Sasquatches visit Lincoln, Washington or Congress. The Great Lakes are filled with Sasquatches riding Loch Ness Monsters! St. Lawrence River, Erie Canal, Hudson River Lake Erie, Lake Hudson, Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan, Lake Superior Lake Erie, Lake Hudson, Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan, Lake Superior Lake Erie, Lake Huron, Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan, Lake Superior Red River, Arkansas River, Rio Grande, Mississippi River No more Nessiesquatch attacks on the Great Lakes. . .whew. Peek-a-Bigfoot! Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas Gulf of Baja, Persian Gulf, Gulf of Mexico Houston, Oklahoma City, Dallas Mexico, New Mexico, Canada Houston, Oklahoma City, Dallas Arkansas River, Red River, Rio Grande Dallas, Oklahoma City, Houston Red River, Rio Grande, Missouri River It appears that you’ve chased Bigfoot from Texas. Yee-Haw! They’re attacking the cities! Urban Sasquatch Milwaukee, Wisconsin St. Louis, Missouri Chicago, Illinois Cleveland, Ohio Milwaukee, Wisconsin St. Louis, Missouri Chicago, Illinois Cleveland, Ohio Minneapolis, Minnesota Kansas City, Kansas Miami, Florida New York, New York Milwaukee, Wisconsin Detroit, Michigan Cleveland, Ohio St. Paul, Minnesota New Orleans, Louisiana Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Dallas, Texas St. Louis, Missouri New Orleans, Louisiana Boston, Massachusetts New York, New York Washington D.C. Richmond, Virginia Houston, Texas Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Boston, Massachusetts Charlotte, South Carolina Atlanta, Georgia Miami, Florida Memphis, Tennessee New Orleans, Louisiana Montgomery, Alabama Orlando, Florida Miami, Florida Dallas, Texas Houston, Texas New Orleans, Louisiana Denver, Colorado Houston, Texas Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Dallas, Texas Little Rock, Arkansas Birmingham, Alabama Phoenix, Arizona Houston, Texas New Orleans, Louisiana St. Louis, Missouri Kansas City, Kansas Little Rock, Arkansas Denver, Colorado You’ve stopped the threat to our cities! . . .for now. Desert Sasquatch crossing. New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona, Nevada New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona, Nevada New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona, Nevada Appalachian Mountains, Rocky Mountains, Snake River Snake River, Red River, Colorado River, Rio Grande Colorado River, Grand Canyon, Rocky Mountains, Hoover Dam Los Angeles, California Roswell, New Mexico Las Vegas, Nevada Phoenix, Arizona Sacramento, California Tucson, Arizona Phoenix, Arizona Denver, Colorado Los Angeles, California Denver, Colorado Roswell, New Mexico Albuquerque, New Mexico You seem to have chased the desert squatches away! Beware the mountain sasquatch! Be careful what you click on because there are more of those ‘traps’ that will take you back to different levels in the game. Colorado Utah Wyoming Nebraska West Colorado Arizona Nevada Utah Montana Wyoming Idaho South Dakota Montana South Dakota Idaho Wyoming Montana Wyoming Idaho South Dakota Coastal Range Appalachian Mountains Andes Mountains Rocky Mountains Lincoln, Nebraska Phoenix, Arizona Salt Lake City, Utah Denver, Colorado Lincoln, Nebraska Phoenix, Arizona Salt Lake City, Utah Denver, Colorado Ogallala Aquifer Great Salt Lake Lake Superior Pacific Ocean It’s beautiful in the Rockies without those pesky sasquatch. These sasquatch are SO Hollywood Nevada Iowa California Oregon Las Vegas, Nevada Phoenix, Arizona San Diego, California Los Angeles, California Milwaukee, Wisconsin Dallas, Texas San Francisco, California Los Angeles, California San Francisco, California Hollywood, California Oakland, California Death Valley, California San Francisco, California Hollywood, California Oakland, California Death Valley, California Rocky Mountains Cascade Mountains Sierra Nevada Range Coastal Mountains Rocky Mountains Cascade Mountains Appalachian Mountains Coastal Mountains A bunch of blue stuff Atlantic Ocean Gulf of Mexico Pacific Ocean The Central Valley is beautiful and sasquatch-free! Cuddle your sasquatch in the Pacific Northwest. . .cuddle him! Or he’ll eat you. Washington D. C. Oregon Washington Idaho Washington D. C. Oregon Washington Idaho Seattle, Washington Portland, Oregon San Francisco, California Boise, Idaho Seattle, Washington Portland, Oregon San Francisco, California Boise, Idaho Coastal Mountains Sierra Nevada Range Rocky Mountains Cascade Range Missouri River Snake River Columbia River S-shaped blue thing Missouri River Snake River Columbia River S-shaped blue thing Secret, underwater UFO base Olympus Mons Mt. Rainier Mt. Everest That one’s on Mars! The orcas are happy that sasquatches are no longer riding them. Yeah, Alaskan yeti are terrifying. Arctic Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean Hawaiian Islands, Aleutian Islands, Alaskan Islands Strait of Magellan, Strait of Gibraltar, Bering Strait Rocky Mountains, Alaskan Range, Brooks Range Prudhoe Bay, Juneau, Anchorage Denali, Denial, Da Nile, Mt. Dew Prudhoe Bay, Juneau, Anchorage Russia, Canada, Europe Gulf of Mexico, Hudson Bay, Gulf of Alaska Arctic Circle, A Red Line, Northwest Passage Atlantic Ocean, Arctic Ocean, Pacific Ocean Columbia River, Yukon River, Canada River Russia, Canada, Europe Alaska. It’s even more beautiful when it’s free of child-eating sasquatch. Hawaiian sasquatch are downright tropical. Big Island, Maui, Oahu, Kauai Kilauea, Honolulu, Pearl Harbor, Maui Big Island, Maui, Oahu, Kauai Big Island, Maui, Oahu, Kauai Kilauea, Honolulu, Pearl Harbor, Maui Big Island, Maui, Oahu, Kauai Kilauea, Honolulu, Pearl Harbor, Maui Tropic of Capricorn, Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Tropic of Cancer Tropic of Capricorn, Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Tropic of Cancer They’re not going to eat you. They’re going to steal your annoying robot sidekick! No worries. Great job! You’ve defeated the sasquatches.