are: plural verb
"We are dessert stealers.
We are living outside the
law."
our: belonging to us
"I read about all these women
trying to have it all and I thank
God our little Harmonica
doesn’t seem to have that
problem."
they're: they are
"Oh, I know. This must be so
hard. ‘Oh, no! Two women love
me. They’re both gorgeous. My
wallet’s too small for my fifties,
and my diamond shoes are too
tight!"
There: there are
"Today, it’s like there’s
rock bottom, then 50
feet of crap, then me."
their: belonging to them
"I am against innocent trees
being cut down in their prime
and their corpses grotesquely
dressed in, like, tinsel and
twinkly lights."
we're: we are
“I’m glad we’re having a
rehearsal dinner, I rarely
practice my meals before
I eat.”
where: referring to a place
“Oh god. Can open.
Worms everywhere!”
were: past tense of "are"
“We were on a
break!”
its: belonging to it
"Three failed marriages,
two illegitimate children...
The personal ad writes
itself."
it's: it is
"Now, I need you to be careful
and efficient. And remember:
If I am harsh with you, it's
only because you're doing it
wrong."
then: relating to time
“You love divorce so much,
you’re probably gonna marry
it — and then it won’t work
out, so you’re gonna have to
divorce it.”
than: used in comparison
"I say more dumb things
before 9 A.M. than most
people say all day."
two: quantity
(2)
"Ross! We broke up two
years ago. You’ve been
married since then. I think
it’s okay that we see other
people."
too: excessive; also
"If you're too afraid to
be in a relationship,
then don't be in one."
to: relating to place/activity
"What’s not to like?
Custard? Good. Jam?
Good. Meat? Good."
who's: who is
"Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I
wiped tables for it, I steamed milk
for it, and it was totally… not
worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he
getting all my money?"
you're: you are
"Come on, Ross, you’re
a paleontologist. Dig a
little deeper."
your: belonging to you
"You don’t own a TV?
What’s all your
furniture pointed at?"