Q: What did the horse say after she fell over?
A: Help! I've fallen, and I can't giddy-up!
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride?
A: The ground
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he was a little hoarse.
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A: A neigh-bor
Q: What street do horses like to live on?
A: Mane Street (Main Street)
Q: Why do cowboys like to ride horses?
A: Because they're too heavy to carry.
Q: What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late?
A: A nightmare