Masquerade Ball
Act 1 Scene 5
Romeo: aye man whos that sexy chick shaking it over there?
Servingman: I don't know man.
Romeo: damn she's fire. She be looking like a diamond, way too beautiful for this world.
She's one of a kind. Id that tap, i've never felt like this before. I think it's love at first
sight.
Tybalt: he sounds like a fucken dog, chuck us the gun. What dares this dirty dog to
come here covered by a mask to sneer and scorn our party?
Capulet: why nephew, whats going on here, why you angry?
Tybalt: this is is a montague,our enemy. Hes good for nothing, whos come outta spite to
mock and ruin our party.
Capulet: is it romeo?
Tybalt: that's him! That evil dog romeo.
Capulet: relax cuz, calm down leave the kid alone, he represents himself as a
gentleman and to tell you the truth he got a reputation throughout the area of verona. As
a responsible, well behaved young man. I wouldn't insult him in my own house for all
this wealth in the area. So just relax and ignore him, that's what i want and if you
respect me you'll look good and stop frowning because that's not how we act.
Tybalt: it's the right way to act, where someone like him turns up. I wont allow him.
Capulet: exucse me, yes you will allow him! I have the say in this house. Who the hell is
the boss me or you? God help me with you. Youll start shit with my boys, and if you do it
will be your problem to deal with it.
Tybalt: but uncle, there being dogs
Capulet: go on, move on, you idiot. Is that how it is really? This shit will come back and
hit you hard. I know what youll have to condradict me, do you? Ill show you a lesson
(to guests) well my dear (to tybalt) youre a bitch, piss off you better keep your mouth
shut or watch it. (to servingman) more light, more light!. (to tybalt) your an
embarassment. (turns to guests) continue having the best time, enjoy the party.
Tyablt: all this combined and pure rage is making me explode. Ill leave now but romeos
prank will hit him later what goes around comes around.
Romeo: ( takes juliets hand) your hand is like a paradise, my hand aint worthy of
visiting. If your offended by the touch of my hand, my 2 lips are standing like blushing
pilgrims. Ready to make things better with a kiss.
Juliet: good pilgrims. You dont give your hand enough credit. By holding my hand you
show respectful devotion. After all holding one palm agaisnt another is just like a kiss.
Romeo: dont saints and pilgrims have lips too?
Juliet: