2-August-2015 Lions District 202 L Chartwell Lions Buzz PO Box 12115 Chartwell Hamilton Presidents Message Dear fellow lions What a privilege it was to listen to inspiring guest speakers at our July dinner meeting Josie butcher delivered her speech that won her a place in the great MD202 Lions clubs young speechmaker contest national final. She followed this with an impromptu speech. What a star. She certainly has got the ‘wow’’ factor. Let’s get right behind Josie and ensure we have a good number of club members attend the national final at Bethlehem Baptist church hall, 90 Bethlehem road Bethlehem Tauranga on Saturday 15th august 2015. Morning tea will be served from 9am-9.45am. Cost for morning tea and lunch is $15.00. It will be a great day. Mike Rolton, GM of St Vincent de Paul society told us that there was another part to our city that not too many of us see. We learned what his organisation offers and what they do for people much less fortunate than ourselves. Mike certainly struck a chord with us as well as the contributions of grocery items and blankets etc, that he was presented with on the night. Some lions have visited the society and have made further donations. Thank you to all who have contributed. For those lions that did not attend our meeting and would like to make a donation of grocery items or blankets they may dropped off at the society stores at Frankton or Lyndon court. Thank you to the six lions and one partner that helped East Hamilton lions celebrate their 50th anniversary on 18th July 2015. it was a great evening. The club has achieved so much for their community during the past 50 years and one extraordinary project they did was to sponsor our lions club. The board received very full reports from Alma and Chris. Both chairs reported excellent participation which led to comprehensive reports. Members appreciated the comfort of meeting in a warm environment of a home. Thank you to those lions that opened up their homes for those meetings and the board meeting. The charitable trust also held a meeting in July and will follow this up with a further meeting in November. There is a vacancy on the trust, so the invitation goes out to any lion who would like to see another dimension of our club. Please let us know if you are interested. I had the pleasure of representing our lions club at the Red Cross Waikato branch celebrating the red cross centenary, 100 years of service to their community. The event was hosted by the Waikato chamber of commerce to acknowledge this milestone. There were two guest speakers, the CEO of Waikato/Bay of Plenty Red Cross Society and Dame Susan Devoy. Both addresses had a humanitarian theme laced with humour. The Lions District Presidents dinner will be held at Rotorua on Saturday 1 Aug and Trish and I will attend. A reminder to be part of history. Our club will hold a coffee morning for members at Palmers Planet Centre on Thursday 27th Aug 15. This is not a project. It is an opportunity to enjoy some convivial company. So bring a partner, neighbour or family/friend even another lion from another club. Time 10am-11am. There is no need to book just arrive. This is an opportunity to have a few laughs and tell a few stories Our “Club Care’’ committee have excelled again and have arranged another talented and gifted speaker for our dinner meeting on 11 August 2015. We have invited some other clubs and past members to join us. So if you would like to bring someone along they will be very welcome Kind regards President Kerry http://www.lionsclubs.org.nz/Clubs/202L/Zone-1/Hamilton-Chartwell Executive: President: Kerry Beach Ph. 855 5942 Secretary: Iris Cousins Ph. 855 6474 Editor: Mike Cousins Ph. 855 6474 Inside this issue: Top Table 2 Club News 3 Projects & Pictures 4 Competition 5 District News 6 International News 7 Training 8 Twisted Tales 9 11th August Tea Meeting SOCIAL HOUR: 6PM-6.40PM GREETERS: PETER WOODHAM & BRETT ROSSITER CALL TO ORDER: 6.45PM CHAIRMAN: KERRY BEACH INVOCATION: PETER TAYLOR TAIL TWISTER:IRIS COUSINS THOUGHT FOR THE MONTH: PAUL HENRY INTRODUCTION OF SPEAKER: SAM ARMSTRONG GUEST SPEAKER PAM MCCARTHY INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER VOTE OF THANKS: LUCIE ARMSTRONG COMMITTEE REPORTS If members are UNABLE to attend or are bringing a guest please phone Owen Henderson on 8545822. Please call Owen by Noon Monday 10th August 2015 Also please contact President Kerry on 8555942 if you are unable to undertake your allocated duty Health and Welfare Committee Chair Alma will hold her August committee meeting at the home of Norm Thomson, at 7p.m. on Monday 24th August. Membership, Social & Club care Committee Chair Chris will hold her August meeting at the home of Trevor and June Scott on Thursday 6TH August at 3p.m. Board meeting for august will be at Mike and Iris Cousins residence. Chartwell Lions Buzz Page 3 Date Event Location 06-August Thursday Night Out The Helm 11-August Tea Meeting Gerrard's 15-August MD 202 Lions Clubs Young Speechmaker National Final Bethlehem Baptist Church , Bethlehem, Ta Ronga. 25-August Board Meeting 238 Thomas Road 27-August Coffee Morning 10-11am Palmers Planet Garden Centre Chartwell Lions Service July Trevor Scott – joined in 1988 (27 years) Margaret Simmons – 1996 (19 years) August Sam Armstrong –1976 (39 years) Kerry Beach – 1971 (44 years) Chris Oliver – 1996 (19 years) Joy Roulston – 2009 (6 years) If members are attending or are bringing a guest please contact Peter Woodham before 5th August. 856-2548 woodpecker@wave.co.nz August Birthday Wishes 6th Patricia Jellyman 24th Margo Ellesmere Points to Ponder One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer. Rolling Calendar of Events Club News PROJECTS & PICTURES Ken & Margaret Jones, Norm & Kerry, Verena & Alma, Colleen, Mike & Iris. For Collecting We assisted once again by manning the collection table at Westfield where we listened to members of the public telling us of their experiences with family members affected by this disease. The public were wonderful and supported us well We were amazed by the number of children who gave money even though their parents were out of sight. Chartwell Lions Guest Speaker Chris handing over a club banner & Pen to Mike Rolton, GM of St Vincent de Paul society Ken Jones Chief Cook and Bottle Washer We had a request for financial assistance from Brandyn Were who is trying to fund his trip to America to play Basketball. Brandyn attended our sausage sizzle project where he assisted the team. Sept Page 6 Lions District 202 L The D.G’s Briefcase was closed this month D.G. Jim Towersey will be visiting our club on 8th September Rotorua Daily Post Jim Towersey is ever-present at memorial services and parades as bugler and his contributions have been rewarded with the Queen's Service Medal. Mr Towersey was named in the New Year's Honours for services to the community. The Whakatane man has been involved in the brass band movement for 59 years and Lions International for 38 years. He has been a member of the Whakatane Brass Band since 1978 service in Tauranga since 2005. and previously was a member of He has provided his services as a the Carterton, Masterton, Levin, Gisborne and Opotiki Brass Bands. bugler to Returned Service's Associations for the funerals of returned Since 1978 he has been a member servicemen and women, and for of the Opotiki Lions Club. civic parades. He has served as president, secretary, zone chairman, regional chairman and is currently second vice district governor. He was an Opotiki District Councillor for one term and was a trustee of the Eastern Bay Energy Trust from 1995 to 2002. He has been the bugle player for the New Zealand Battle of Crete Associations' annual memorial New Zealand Activities Child Mobility Mr Towersey was also involved with fundraising efforts for the construction of a cancer centre at Whakatane Hospital, and has since tended the centre's gardens on a voluntary basis. The Lions Clubs NZ Child Mobility Foundation are asking your Lions Club to organise a fundraising sponsored 10 km walk that COMMENCES AT 10.00 AM ON SATURDAY 10 OCTOBER 2015 in your part of the country. Our goal is to have a “10 – 10 – 10 Walk for Kids” covering the equivalent of the distance from Cape Reinga to Stewart Island at the same time. Lions International 2015-16 President's Theme: Dignity. Harmony. Humanity. Dear Lion, It is truly an honour to serve as your new international president of Lions Clubs International. With thirty years of experience as a Lion, I know how dedicated Lions are to their communities and the people they serve. It is a commitment I have embraced both as a Lion and a medical doctor. As a young neurosurgeon, I devoted my professional life to caring for my patients and fighting for the dignity of human life. But I was also looking for another way to serve society. I found it in 1985 when my father, who was a Lion, passed away. My uncle recommended that I fill my father's shoes by joining the club. I knew I had made the right choice when I became the donor-patient coordinator of my club's kidney donation program. The program was a great success that saved lives and changed my own. I realized that many more lives could be impacted by working together as a club. Imagine how many lives can be changed—and saved—when more than 1.4 million members work together. We are the global leader in humanitarian service. I look forward to working with you to bring dignity and harmony to humanity. Sincerely, Dr. Jitsuhiro Yamada Your International President Centennial Service Challenge For nearly 100 years, Lions have served their communities with dedication and contributed to the development and well-being of millions of people around the world. As we look toward our centennial celebration, Lions are encouraged to help reach the Centennial Service Challenge goal of serving 100 million people by June 2018 by planning projects through the following Centennial Service Challenge August – Engaging Our Youth Invite Leos and youth in your area to help organclude school or community facility clean ups or a Allowing youth to develop and lead a service role of service. ize and participate in a service project. Projects may invisit to a home for senior citizens or a children’s hospital. project enables them to learn skills while emphasizing the Training Protocol Over the coming months we will learn about the protocol which is fundamental throughout the Lions Clubs Organisation. How we conduct ourselves when visiting other clubs or Conventions is very important. The correct way to do it! Protocol is practical and logical Protocol concerns respect for the office the person holds rather than the officer holding the office. The basis of correct Protocol lies in knowing the hierarchy of the organization. Secondly understanding authority. Who is in authority and what is the level of that authority at any given moment. The hierarchy of our organization International Level International President Immediate Past International President Immediate Vice-Presidents (according to rank) International Directors Chairmen, Council of Governors District Governors Association Secretary Association Treasurer Next Month we will look at Multiple District Level The beginnings of the “Lloyd Morgan Lions Clubs Charitable Trust” It had been the custom, at the end of an International President’s year, for his Multiple District to present him with the keys of a new car. International President Lloyd Morgan had always made it very clear that he did not want a gift. When the Council Chairman of the day (1977-1978) Bob Collins was approached and asked what Council were doing to recognise Lloyd’s year as International President, Bob advised that was a matter IOSC. IOSC was the International Officers Support Committee, which was established to promote and support Lloyd Morgan’s International President’s campaign. The IOSC Chairman during Lloyd’s vice Presidency was PID Alex Grieve and the campaign Treasurer was Ian Watt. While driving to the Multiple District Convention in Dunedin, PCC Chairman David Gault suggested to Alex Grieve and PDG John Armstrong that a Charitable Trust in Lloyd’s name would more appropriate. There was general agreement and the concept was approved at a later IOSC meeting. David Gault subsequently drafted the Constitution and Rules of the Lloyd Morgan Lions Clubs Charitable Trust. The two Lions who convened the fund raising efforts were PDG John Armstrong (North Island) and PDG Ray Carter (South Island). David Gault was IOSC Chairman during Lloyd’s Presidential year (1979 1980). Clubs donated the initial capital of over $36,000 and the Trust was duly presented to Lloyd Morgan by Council Chairman (1980-1981) Pat Ryan at the final plenary session of the International Convention in Chicago in 1980. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. Twisted Tales If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil. Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't Editors Blog. Fellow Lions, thank you so much for the positive remarks that you have made about our new Bulletin, It has given me the enthusiasm to continue. To make our publication a success and to enable it to be entered into the district competition, I ask that you send interesting articles and photographs to the Secretary.