cockroach the cockroach crouched against the tile while I was pissing and as I turned my head he hauled his butt into a crack. I got the can and sprayed and sprayed and sprayed and finally the roach came out and gave me a dirty look. then he fell down into the bathtub and I watched him dying with a subtle pleasure because I pay the rent and he didn't. I picked him up with some greenblue toilet paper and flushed him away. that's all there was to that, except around Hollywood and Western we have to keep doing it. they say some day that tribe is going to inherit the earth but we're going to make them wait a few months.