If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying
it can't be done.
Peter Ustinov
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because
you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Albert Einstein
If you can speak of technical things only in technical terms,
you do not understand them.
Albert Einstein
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands
of a pathological criminal.
Albert Einstein
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality,
they are not certain; and as far as they are certain,
they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank Zappa
The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.
George Orwell
Facts are stupid things.
Ronald Reagan
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying
to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the
principle difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his
party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is
probably the reason so few engage in it.
Henry Ford
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
J. H. Goldfuss
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he is almost
certainly right,
but if he says that it is impossible he is very probably wrong."
(Arthur C. Clarke)
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl
for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is
for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde
Murphy's Laws:
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the
one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway. Murphy's
Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy's Tenth Law: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Edward A. Murphy Jr.
God does not play dice with the Universe."
(Albert Einstein)
" Don't tell god what to do."
(Niels Bohr)
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon
You can go a long way with a smile.
You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas J. Waston – Founder of IBM 1955
In a world going mad, only a lunatic is truly insane"
(Homer Simpson)
Don't panic!
Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
If you want to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
(The Ugly)
Keep the faith.
(Bon Jovi)
Panta Rhei (Everything flows)
Heraclitus
Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted
Albert Einstein
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
George Orwell
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
Unknown
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier
to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved,
worrying will do no good.
Dalai Lama
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist knows it.
Julius Robert Oppenheimer
Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Unknown British Sergeant
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it
Richard P. Feynman
The four stages of acceptance:
1. This is worthless nonsense!
2. This is an interesting point of view, misleading though.
3. It’s true, but not really important.
4. I’ve always said that
John B S Haldane
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by
everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the
exact opposite .
Paul Dirac
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad
Salvador Dali
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein
If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.
Albert Einstein
Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know.
Bertrand Russell
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Galileo Galilei