If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. Peter Ustinov שדגsdfsd Peter Ustinov Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Albert Einstein If you can speak of technical things only in technical terms, you do not understand them. Albert Einstein Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. Albert Einstein As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Albert Einstein Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa The quickest way to end a war is to lose it. George Orwell Facts are stupid things. Ronald Reagan The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. Joseph Stalin If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. Mark Twain Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. Oscar Wilde Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it. Henry Ford There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. J. H. Goldfuss If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible he is almost certainly right, but if he says that it is impossible he is very probably wrong." (Arthur C. Clarke) Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Douglas Adams Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde Murphy's Laws: Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think. Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong. Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway. Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Murphy's Tenth Law: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Edward A. Murphy Jr. God does not play dice with the Universe." (Albert Einstein) " Don't tell god what to do." (Niels Bohr) Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun. Al Capone I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. Thomas J. Waston – Founder of IBM 1955 In a world going mad, only a lunatic is truly insane" (Homer Simpson) Don't panic! Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy