cpn CRIMSON AND WHITE Friday. Jan. 14, 1938 THE MILNE SCHOOL Albany N. Y. Volume VIII, 1 V^J I 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. S. 10. 11. 12. 15. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. Number 13 SENIOR NEWS A 13 C D fc H DOG PIDICULOUS REGENTS RIDDIxES EXAM CATPAET I Answer q u e s t i o n s : 1 , 4 , 7 , 1 8 , 2 0 , 3 , 2 , 1 0 , 9 , 8 , 5 , 1 1 , 1 6 , 1 9 , 6 , 1 3 , i. p r c f . 1^,14,15,17,and PAIvT II profottc H- JL, ,vhat mc.ae the Tower of Pisa lean ? Do you think: that paper can be used to keep people warm ? .7hat i s the c h i e f cause f o r auto t i r e s going f l a t ? Mhat type of: questions are on an I n t e l l i g e n c e Test ? I^hy i s i t bad f o r b i r d s to eat apples ? Give tliree good ex..mples of a c o l l e c t i v e noun -/hat has eighteen legs and catches f l i e s ? //here i s the buwc.nnee Eiver ? Can you give the n a t i o n a l i t y of IJapoleon ? Does a f i r e whistle always blow foi- a f i r e ? Can you t e l l which f i s h t r a v e l s the f a r t h e s t in a day ? iVhat i s the best wr.y to grow whiskers ? * ]\fhat do c i t y people in the country miss the most ? How r:.uch i s bq plus 5q ? /Yhy do people eat with the knife and spoon sometimes ? Ants arc not the hardest working- c r e a t u r e s . 'Why ? If you were i l y i n ^ and the plane caught a f i r e , what would ^ ou do ? ,Vhat /cind oi chicK^in i s -.s toush as p^^vinfe stone ? what i s the quicKost 'jp the h o s p i t a l '( . Give the moaning of ^^seous, Industrious, and p i o u s . ( Only quesbions answ^vTcd in English will bo counted ) No rirls wearing ski-pants will be allowed to t-j.ke the test. Pari II 1. There was a famine in the land. 2. -Report cards often keep families hot for a week. 3. Income tacl:s. 4. How long is a short circuit ? 5. They eat them by the peck. 6. Flypaper, v/astepaper basket, and garbage can. 7. A baseball team. 8. Far, far away. 9. Course I can. 10. Ko. It blows for water, they already hav- the fire. 11. The goldfish. It travels around the globe. IP.. By installment plan. A little down ..:ach 'Vv..ok. 13. The trains to the city. 14. You'r e w'1c o m e. If3. The fork leaks. 16. They take timj off to attend all the picnics. 17. Try to keep cool. 13. A Plymouth Rock.. 19. Running :Ln the hoi Is. 20. Gaseous-full of gas. Industrious-full of dust. Pious-full of pi^ Oath : " 1 nov;, Mt tlv: c.losp of the cx^'. .iri:.tion in (:;iu(Ue Regents), declare that prior to chis examination I was familiar with the Instructions to candidates, 1 had no knowledge of what questiohs wore to be proposed, and have neither given nor recieved aid in answering any of them." Signature "I do so declare " CRIMSON JhTD -.VHITE fht^iSr-l Ivm. Al]\TSEJJ.ii 0 P M s TYFIl^G COURSE FOR SENIOR HIGH The CorfL-iierce Department desires to give every student in Milne ..n opportur-. nity to lec.rn how to type* Typing i s q personal asset to almost anyoae todcy. Work done in high school .und c o l l e g e w i l l probr.bly r e c e i v e hl re . t t e n t i o n i f i t is typed. The l e t t e r s you write w i l l be w r i t t e n m^r-^ quicKly c^nd w i l l recwive b e t t e r .vttontiou from tntiir r e ^ d e i s , i f they are typed. Perhaps, ._>nd wno Knows, you may want to work: some suimier or i n our spare time. Needless to s r y , g knowledge of typing v / i l l probably help you to f i n d a job more e a s i l y * In February , the Commerce Departm.ent v / i l l o f f e r a typing course to tenth and eleventh year non-comm.ercial studenos. The course may be taken f o r a h a l f year, o r , i f one (1) R^^gents unit i s desired as an e l e c t i v e , the work v / i l l continue u n t i l next January. No outside homework is required in typing, and i t may be e l e c t e d as a f i f t ^ s u b j e c t , Th. se i n t e r e s t e d in taicing t h i s course should report to Room #236 as soon as p o s s i b l e * Thom.as Kins e l la Supervisor of Comjnerce 5.iSIvETBiXL DEiVv/S SE;^0N K E END The basketball season o f Milne High School i s drcAving near the end. There are only f i v e games l e r t uu the schedule. Four of those arc CousucuLive nonie ^awes and the liiii.l one i s an awwy gf,^me» The Red R^'iders v / i l l meet Rensselear t o n i g h t , Schuyler, Jcnuary 22; Coeymans, January 28; and Rafena, February 12, in the homie games. The av/ay game is with Si:!. Joseph^ of Albany on February 19. Everyone should make an e f i o r t to attend the remainder of the gr.mes* JiJ^UARy 1 4 , 8 SEKxORS iL.J^ TO GIVE jovm SV'TEaxTER D . . N C E The 'unual Senior H.gh School party w i l l be g i ven on Jaiuary 29, in the'Cum'mons o f Hawley Hall« The ho, rs w i l l "be from 8 o^clock to 12 o ' g l o c k . Barton Zabin and h i s orchestra w i l l furnish the music® The party w i l l be a "sweater" dance which w i l l be a novelty to Milne. Both the g i r l s and beys should ccme a t t i r e d in c c l o r f u l sweaters to l i v e up to the occassion, Benjamin Douglas is the general chairman of the party* The coirmittees which w i l l a s s i s t Mr^ Douglas have not y e t been decided upon* B i l l y Burgess i s in charge o f the arrangements f o r the orchestra. The chaperons f o r the occaas^icn are Dr^ F r e d e r i c k , Miss Fillingham, Miss Wheeling, and Miss Gushing. .DELPHOI DEi?E..TS THET.. NU IK .xNNlL.L iiO-,VLIKG LiliArCH 'Li.s't Friday a f t e r n o o n , Adelpnoi defeated Theta Nu i n a bo'il/ling match held at the Palace ^i.lleys. Two teams p a r t i cipated from each s o c i e t y , et.ch team pc aying two ^^ames f o r the match and i.ne game t<, warm up iiit The f i n t d score in the games was 6 - 0 , The high scorurs f c r the dc.y were Seely Funk and Dick Pa land, of Adalphoi^ Thet^ Nu was handicapped becf.use of the absense o f some o f their p l a y e r s , but everyone in both s o c i e t i e s had a grand t.iii;©.« It has been decided by the two societies that they v/ould have another match sometime s h o r t l y , a f t e r the MidYear exams. MISS EiJx'O N i^KS OF IK ION ON PLu'XEJ/IENT OF BOOKS STUDENT •COINCIL SPONSORS SENIOR HIGH P.xRTY The Senior High student council in t h e i r v/eoiily meeting discussed the coming Seiiior H?.gh party which is to t£ke place January 29 in the Commons, Members suggested a bai'n dance, a sweater da^ice, a c o l l e g i a t e dance, and a Big Apple dance» It v/as decided to have the hcmerooms vote ^n the type of dance they v;anted. The homerooms voted to have a sweater di.nce, E ery^ne w i l l wear a bri^^ht c c l c r e d sweater to the affair. Kenneth. Lashur, p r e s i d e n t , apj^ointed Benjami a Dcuglrs, genera l chairman of the p a r t y . The a s s i s t i n g conTil,tt®es h?,v3 not boon annc unced. William jDurfeuss nas secured Barty 2iabin -.aA nis o r c h e s tra f o r th- event ji-ttention, Iviilne Students, the reference Do you want book's ^^ be joaced in the conference room so that i t may be used as a r e f e r ence room? Do you v/ant the reference books to be r e t u r m e d to t h e i r eld pl.'.ce in the main ru^m? Please check cne of these, tei.r this out, and place i t in the box on the desk iii the l i b r a r y , Thanic you J CRIMSO: J.J^U.J^Y 14, 1938 \-.HITE z o y . .iND HIS TIr.IE - Edit..r-lr--Ohicf ..ss^cl .to E U t c r Senior .^ss, E d i t c r Maaatji-^u S f . i t c r S o c i e t y E^'itor Exchaajo Z'^.itors Club E d i t o r Stude.it Council Ivep» Fe ture E d i t o r Sperts Editor Sports .Vritors G i r l s » Sport E d i t o r Art Editor Viroir^ia Tripp Butty B-rdon A l f r e d Vhooler Gecifje P a r r t o r . Janet Colo Janet Ci*ov/ley L o i s Hayuor Mar ion iwcCormr.ck S e e l e y Punk: Betty Scliultz Richard Game Kin,_sley Grimes Ed Staro7Gr,tlior Mar^'aret Charles Richard Andrews BY IVu.TTHL'vV J0SEPH30N •t^ndle Z l a v/i.s one c f the foremost French n o v e l i s t s o f the l a t t e r h a l f of the nineteenth cei.tury* V/hen he was youn^ he know p a v e r t y ; h i s entrance into literature v/a.s one o f the c r u e l e s t , but gradually he b u i l t up h i s name. He s t a r t ed a hUt^e c y c l e o f novels, one th: t took him almost a l l o f h i s workint l i f e . They were c a l l e d the RoUi_on»-Macquarts becfiuse he, in t h i s s e r i e s took a l l c f h i s main characters from the immense family o f Routjon-Macquart and showed that their a c t i o n s were o,.ly the r e s u l t o f e n v i r o n ment and h e r e d i t y . In Zolas day, tho 'rcmr.ntic novel was s t i l l popular. In a broad sense, he was one of the developers of the modern r e , . l istic novel. Preceded by Balzac, who Dorothy Dey Ruth Rasp miade G study o f the s o c i a l cr^i.nization Betty Holmes Ann Kunti;.^; of ..is tiu.es , and youn(i,er than F l a u b e r t , Ruth S e l k i r k Helen Bar;cor the founder o f "Naturalism" (a study o f Nancy Glass Doris YGlsh the miutual e f f e c t s o f s o c i e t y and the i n Jean Best Betty Txncher sividual) Z o l a advanced the idea of Newell Cross Miriam Pruend studyint3 ccmtemporary s o c i e t y us i t i s . Charles McCullock Dcrotiiy Shattuck For many ye:.rs Zola had profound . i n f l u Jf.net Clark Charles Sr.. ' o r s o n ence on French l i t e r a t u r e . Then ^-ken Bonjr.ir.in DoUt^las his l i t e r a r y powers were slippine.^ h i s l i f e v/as ^iven a dramatic and b e a u t i f u l Herbert Marx Bu s i ne s s Ilar-a.:,. e r s in-^ Pr a U.C 1 i n S t e i rjaar dtclim.ax by the unbelievable Dreyfus c i d e n t . vViliiam Burgess Distributi;..-:; Johu vvyKes Earl Goodrich Zola had a s t r o n g , e n e r g e t i c l i f e Mimeojrabhors Geori_,e S c o v i l l f u l l of meL.nint," even f o r us moi-e than a S i c k Palr.n'^ quarter o f century l a t e r . Printer Mnrjorie S'Santon Typ i s t s Barbara Sciper Now tho book i t s e l f . Well w r i t t e n L u c i l l e Armistead and r i c h l y documented, i t i s a broad view Dorhotjay Sherman o f Zola*s l i f e and a s s o c i a t i o n s . The or Ej-ives us an e..:cell..nt backround b e f o r e he r e l a t e s an i n c i d e n t . As a whole tho. Miss Catherine E. wheeliiv; p r o j e c t i s satisfying,'. One complaint is Paculty Advist^'r that the ta.kes f o r .,,rantod that you know Published weekly by the Crimson.and what uncei t a i n terms mioaji. It i s confusinc at times. White st . i f at the Milne S c h o ' l , Albrny, New York, Reporters NOTICE, h i m i T E S : SUGGESTION BOX Do Milne students liKe the present arrarioment o f tho r e f e r e n c e books? The l i b r a r i a n s would l i k e to know. If the bocks are t o remain in the conference "Ivlany o f the students could su^^est room some o f the sij^^ns on the shelves v..lu.,blt. l:.:provemenis in the c l u b s , S t u must be chan^jed. I f the bc^ks are t c be dent O o u n c i l , e t c , , but they are toe bashreturned to the main room, the chan^-e f u l t.: anythir^. It we had a su^,t,esti )n b : x on the main desk, f i r s t f l G c r . j • should be made b e f o r e the be^innint; of the second semester* we shy M i l n i t o s c^uld write down our a d v i c e on a s l i p of paper and j u s t drop i t W i l l ^ou t e l l us wheat you would i n . Then V70 x u l d do sumethiiig ab?ut the l i k e tc have us do? We hcve no p r e f e r ^Tumblinc the l o c k e r s and classrocms^ e n c e . Y/e moved the books as an e x periment. Each l o c a t i o n has s p e c i a l ad— Ther was j u s t such a su^^^sticn box a few yo..rs a^u in Miluo. L o t ' s r e - vanta^^es, and each l o c a t i o n has i t s d i s advantQi_es from our p o i n t of view. vive chat c.iicient p r a c t i c e . A c o r t a i n youn^ M i l n i t e tuld ue, You may t e l l one o f the librarir.ns your v e r d i c t or ^cu may drop a s l i p i n the box on the desk. On ;^'Cur s l i p w r i t e "Main room" or "Conference room" tc i n d i c a t e the l o c a t i o n that you p r e f e r . Miss Thelma Eaton ^IgWBWFlil * * SOCIETIES * • Phe .viembers t>ave quotations from John Masofield* Frances Seymour gave a report on his l i f e and Marjorio pond read a s e c t i o n of one of his poemsa Thoi'o was a discussion on the QuinSigma Dancc. The Seniors and Juniors discussed _ lans f o r i n i t i a t i o n v;hich w i l l take place February 10* * * EXCHANGES lutu * • John "uiJPe you doing anything t h i s e v e nii.g?" Jec.n ( e a g e r l y ) "No.,, nothing at a l l , " John •V/hat a waste o f t i m e . " Mur-Mur-Et te Ed(at r i d i n g acadeny) • •'I v^c.nt tc rent a h' r s e . " Attendc.nt • "How long? '• Dick; long as ^ou g o t . There are 5 of u s . " Theta NU* Theta Wu wishes to extend h e a r t i e s t con^i'ratulations to Adelphoi f o r the l a t t e r * s v i c t o r y in the bov;ling match, l a s t Friday• Theta Nu welcomed Sheldon Bond, a former student of M^lne vtuo i s now attending Hobart Collw^e^ John H^decker played his g u i t a r accompaniod b.; V/illiam Saunders^ Theta Nu refused a challeng'o from Adelphoi to a hocKey match duo to the fc.djt that oner ^ Lre no hockey players in ThoT:a Nu. Sigma; Betty Bar don opened the •. moo'ting in the abscnce of the p r e s i d e n t . Betty Mann gave liis biography nnd Margaret Chase rqr.r. xrom the worKS of Don Marqiis, Betty Barden announced S. So V ^ Dine r.s the autSoi- f o r next week. The president announced a chf.ng'e in the cotamittGe f o r the ouin-Slgmr. dance, Jean Tarches w i l l replace Margaret Chase and V i r g i n ia Jordon v / i l l replace Janet Jansing'* S h i r l e y Ruben i s on the program conanittee. The coiTiraittee f o r the Initiation i s J food coiTJTiittee, Janet Crowley, chairm'^.n; Verna P^ricins, i , u c i l l e Armiste.:id, Doris Vv'elsh, <^na Nancy cilass. Sigma voted to send a bouquet to Thelma S e g a l l , l e s t ye".r»s president who i s s i c k . NEW iVIEMBERS ATTISND FRENCH CLUB MEETING Mary Winshurst, p r e s i d e n t , conducted the meeting on Friday• The new members come to the meeting. They a r e ; Joyce Murdick, Una Underwood,Miriam Freund, Marjory Sherman and. Jane Grace, Dorothy Shattack and Robert Gardner. In the meeting, some c f the membe: s fc,ave a p l a y , "Les Gens Roya ux" These taking part weret Dick Palc.nd, Ed Walker, Herby Marx, Franklin S t e i n hardt, IsabellO: Chapman, and Jean McDermo t t . For the remainder c f the period there was extemporaneous speaking. DR3iATICS CLUB Hu.S iViONTHLY JOmT HviETING The Dramatics Club had a j c i n t meetiiig in the auditorium on Friday. Benjamin Dcu^-lc.s gave a r e p o r t on the proceeds from the Christmas p l a y s . A f t e r the meeting, the s e p a r ate groups met. The S p e c i a l ij.cting Group at the meeting, discussed the current plays i n New Yprk. The membei s t c l d about the plays which they have seen and the plays which they would like to s e e . The Crimson and White s t a f f a p o l o g i z e s to Adelphoi f o r omitting t h e i r news l a s t v/uck* The Sophomore Acting Group decided to give a play i n assembly. The play is Crooks And A Lady, b^ Eugene P i l l o t . Miss Nightingale, the club sponsor, read the play during the meeting. The cast has not been s e l e c t ed y e t . Armon Llvermore gave a r e p o r t on the bo .k, "I'.Icsser Mt:»rco P c l o " by Burns. It i s purely f i c t i o n abcut the adventures of iiarco P o l o , but it i s an excellent c r c r t i c n . The a^ts Group mot in the auditorium, Ir.st Friday, The members decided to f i n i s h the model stage that was started by the group l a s t year. The next meeting w i l l bo i n the shop. Adelphjj; Kenneth Lash.,r reported on the p l a y , ••Winterset" by Maxwell iinderscn, which has been made into a movie® The settiii^' is drearier than •'Dead End" jj The whole s t c r y is based on reven^G* Adelphoi has also challenged Theta Nu to a hockey irc.tch. HOBBY CLUB I^AKS T.Jui. ON SKIING The Hobby Club met Friday in room235o EdgfO* Hrrding g£.ve £ji i n t e r esting' talK on skiing® He spoke about the d i f f e r e n t stups in skiingi, CRUvlSO.^ ..riD WhI'TL JaJ^U.^RY 1 4 , ^ \ I \ 4 . \ 1( ' I V ' \ ^ « ( > I I ( I I I M t I i U . ' ' •/ ' I 0 ^ O-O-O C^^o 0 ^ ' ( ( ' ' , , > S N< ^ Q OOjOO o 9 A « ^ I I < » 1938 ' f ( t << F 9 (S V V < / / T 1V 0 • i-ot? of sl-^.yer. When Dizz^ or L e f t y come running around. The g i r l s iicvc a " p i c n i c " , goin^- to town. You try, oh so herd, to mr.ke him f a l l , But, ho j u s t has his eye on the b a l l . ».ftor s i t t i n g f o r weeks on good hard benches. "V/hy I Icnow thr.t p l a y e r , somebody mentions • So r.way :,-ou ^o f o r an i n t r o d u c t i o n , And what ho says, mrdces you throve a c o n vulsione "Ahi Ono Ox my mc.ny c.dmirers", says h e , And you xool l i k e you^ve j u s t been stung by a boo« Then himself up to the house, And raids the i c e - b o x , the gr^rt b i g lousoj into the p a r l o r he then p r o c e e d s , To t e l l of the b r s e b a l l te\m that he leads. You Diazy listen, invites and 6 (!) ( ^ T ^ V « T \ V \ V V . > \ \ ' I I \^ V N GiJ*.! OPEI IHG- OF I^Vv SHOW TO Ttni: FEivL.LE bUGiiiiR Oh, to mr.rry r. b c s e b - . l ! player J There* s nothing so swell ns this type u listen, f o r hours and nours, And slowly but surely, ^/our opinion sours. You tninlc i t i s best a f t e r ..11, To f o r j o t about a f o l l o w , that f o o l s v/ith a ball. ^liosalio", starrin^s Eleanor Powe l l ond Kelson Eddy i s another MetroGoldwyn-4vIayer musical s u c c e s s . This p i c t u r e was adopted from the 1928 Flo Z i e f f e l d operdttQ® R O S Q I I G {Eleanor Powell) is a.' Balk&n p r i n c e s s and is sent to Vossar under an assumed nrme. She meets Dick Thorpe (Nelson Eddy) a West Point f o o t b a l l hero and they see a great deal o f each other u n t i l her kindly father summons her homo. Cadet Thorpe however f l i e ^ the ocean to f i n d her, unav;are that she [s a rcyc-.l b l o o d . Of course uhero i s more to the s t c r y but i t As a l l centered around this p l o t . Durir%' tho course of the p i c t u r e M ss Powell appears in a c cuple of dancing scenes. The most entertaining one i s that performed on a . gr<[^duoted s e r i e s of g i g a n t i c drums, .•. Frank Morgan wh^. plays the pcxt c f the k l t g adds a b i t of Imnior v;ith is ventriloquism. '^Rosalie", was a feood musical with l i t t l e or no emotion. However,if you care f o r t h i s sort of a p i c t u r e i t would be v;orth your v/hilo to see i t . You •re so i l a d vdien h e ' s gone. You evon admit thf.t y o u ' r e v/r6ng. But next ciay the radio i^^oes on again, And Gehrig t o l l s you v;hat a help "Whof t ios"have been. FINE ROIO^CE " I ' m in a dancing mocd", shouted Bob White t^ Rosalie~ as he cficci-ted her to her Cabin of Dreams. "How ab^ut Trucking?" he sug-'^stedo " I Vv^on't Dance", because (rhore CO. Id only be one author to you danced v/ith Mfirie, and The Lady i s a t h i s poem. I ' l l leave i t to your imagTramp." '^Fleasoy pleaded BcFT" " I ' l l ^be" ination. ) Faithful, m t ' s tho Last Thinb I Do". Well, It's a O'clock in ^ Morning", St.id R e s a l e , Good MioTiT, Sw^^etheart". " R o s a l i e " , he s a i d , " I s t i l l love tc idTss r.IGHTlviAIffi you go., d n i g h t " . n c , ti The us and Times No", she retorted* "Stop, your'o Last night I had such p r e t t y dreams, breaking niy he- r t " ho moaned, V^hy not? You held mc in your arms, i t seems. I t ' s the natural thing t o do. Why-: r e n ' t And wiien r.t l a s t I c.ii^nced to wako, you The Girl you used to be"7 Shh, she I found i t to b o , that l a s t p i e c o of cake, V/hisp"ers in the D a r ^ , Eoi~ccrae the Folks wlic l T v o " the H ^ l l , T h c t ' s funny, Bob, Lois Haynor '38 saldT*"^! Th^TIDit t h i s was a Ten OClock Town?" The f o l k s walked tc them and s; Id, "Having a Wonderful TlmeY" 'Tie? se pardon us w e ' r e in love',' RoSu.lie sairl, f u i ^ t h o n , "Tc ^bTF, Scid, l l y Bob you must g o ; Remember, T o Morrow i s tmother d r y , and ^ou can come around "T^nce in A While) Goodni^ht. My l o v e " , "Toudlo-oo;y -