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CRIMSON AND WHITE
Friday, Feb. 18, 1938
THE MILNE SCHOOL
Albany, N. Y.
Volume VIII,
Number 16
SENIOR
NEWS
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1936
JOnvT ASSEMBLY
FE.-.TUPES TALK
iiBOUT
HI..ING
QUIN iJNfD SIGivi/1
CONDUCT iUlIIU^JL
INITIATIONS
David 7/ilbon, Hooert vuieelei- c.nd
F l f r e d //heeler ue^^-n
c^sbuaiol^' p r o gram o f February 9 witn ixi-cerestin^'
talks about t h e i r experiences
on the
Long T r a i l Ir.st summer. Mr, ^Tilson
spoke f i r s t rbout the equipment v/hich
they took on the t r i p . Next, Robert
Wheeler o::plc.ined some o f the t r a i l s the
group explored on t h e i r adventure• A l f r e d VhoGlcr t o l d some i n t e r e s t i n g anecdotes whic^i occurred on the trip®
Quintilllan Literary Society conducted t h e i r i n i t i a t i o n l a s t Thursday in
the l i t t l e
t h e a t e r , w i t h Mlrss Johnson
and Miss Shaver as chaperonsi
J r . Sayles spoke to the s t u d e n t s ,
t e l l i n g them to try to do b e t t e r i n
t h e i r s t u d i e s . He t o l d the students t o
begin workiii;.^ now i f
they v;ant to be
s u c c e s s f u l in^the v o a c t i o n they c h o o s e .
In c l o s i n g Dr. S t y l e s
Si.id "To miss d
' g o o d f i g h t is^ m i s f o r t u n e ; to avoid one
is disaster".
iiiss EATON AI^T^OUNCES
i.,.ISSING
BOOK LIST
Miss
ton .-.nnounced the l i s t o f
books missing from the l i b r a r y as shov/n
by the m.d-term i n v e n t o r y . The l i s t i s
as f o l l o w s : S i m p l i f i e d D i c t i o n a r y , V/ins t o n ; Gcloctod A r t i c l e s
on the Negro
Problem"^ Johnson"; Biolot>y7Moon;
The
P r i n c i p l e o f Yjoodwoi'iiiritto> Hjoath; Hunters of tno Grt. t ivioptn, Dtwi'xansson;
Autobiograpj-iy, R o o s c v t i t j j'c.uuus ken o f
Rome, HL.aron and Poland.
:
Miss Eqiton stated that t h i s
i s the
l o n g e s t 1 .st o f missing books
reported
in s i x or seven i n v e n t o r i e s v^hich are
taken twice annually. Miss Eaton r e quested that those books Be returned a t
once i f anyone has them in order
that
the Milne Librr^ry b e , once more, complete.
The new members who were initi...ted
were Barbara Thompson, S a l l y DevereaUy
S h i r l e y Baldwin, Jane Vodder„ Emiily Sanderson, Suzatuie R o b e r t s , Florence BooS;
Una Underwood, Doris
Mochrie. Betr.y
Schriener and Jacqueline Tcwnbondo
The g i r l s cooperating
en the f o o d
committee were larian Mc Cor mack, chai:.>
man; Dorothy Sherman, Helen Barker, and
Jane Phinneyo On the i n i t i c t i o n
committee were Damia Winshurst, chairmr.n;
Lois
Eayner, Bette T i n c h e r . and Lei;
Nesbitt,
The f o l l o w i n g day, Sigma L i t e r a r y
S o c i e t y conducted the
i n i t i a t i o n in the
small gym at 3*30 with Miss Crooks and
Miss Cushing chaperoning. A f t e r the new
members were duly i n i t i a t e d , their pins
were presented t o them.
The f o o d commiotee c o n s i s t e d o f
Janet Crowley, chairman; Doris Welsh,
Nancy Glass and Verna Perkins o On the
i n i t i a t i o n committoe were Barbf.ra S o p e r ,
chairman; M a r j o r i e Stcjiton, Betjjy BordenMiriam Freund and V i r g i n i a Jordan.
The new members are Alora Beik, A l ma Brovm, S h i r l e y Burgess, Jean BushOj,
Ardele Chadderton, Evelyn, Wilbury S h i r l e y Rubim, Adele Lazarus, Martha F r e y t a g , Margaret Chase, Mary1 in Smith, Jean
Tarches, Betty Mann, Ele;.nor Parsons.
Doris Holmes, Jane P h i l l i p s , Bryna B a l l ,
Anita Hyman, Harriet
Gcrdo]5L, tvnd Ada
Bnyder. E l i z a b e t h Stuart j o i n e d as an
hunor.xry membero
CL..SS OF »37
SENIOR HIGH
EJS ASSEMBLY
On Wednesday at 3 : 2 0 in the a f t e r noon, a Senior High School assembly v/c.s
g i v e n in Page H a l l . Miss Hitchcock gave
the gymnasium awc.rds. Hockey, G.A. C . ,
l a r g e and small M's were some of
the
l e t t e r s Wiiicli were g i v e n .
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Miss Zatcn spoke about the new
books which she o r d e r e d . She ordered
s c h o o l s t o r i e s , which she f e e l s w i l l i n oerest u s .
In the second h a l f o f the hour, the
Intermediate Dramatics Club presented
"'Teapot on the R O C K . " . U O R I S riulmos as
"•Daisy", Butt Bcraeu c-s "ivic*e",
lien
Douglas as "Roy"', xjuris iviwgnriv: as ' V r s .
O a r s t a i r s " , Fred B&^uli ^s " v v i l l i e " , a n d
T^ukas H i l l as " B i l l C o l l e c t o r " .
G.A.C. BIS NE7 SOT^G
On February 9 , the G i r l s A t h e l e t i c
Olub ho rd f o r the f i r s t
time t h e i r new
(o'-'ntinued in column two)
B..NQ,UET
Last ye r ' s Senior Class cr.me t o gether again on December 28,
1937 f o r
an informal dinner at the Candle l i g h t
Inn.
Class P r e s i d e n t , Otto S c h a l e r , a c t ed as t o a s t m a s t e r . Repo^-ts were g i v e n
on the work Miln:.tes are doing in d i f f e r ent c o l l e g e s . Norma Kapewich and Thelma
S e ^ a l l presented a new c l a s s song'.
Miss Shaver attended the banquet.
The c l a s s o f »37 decided t o m&iniain the
o f f i c e r s and ori^anxzation that i t had
in Milne. The L.ffair was c o n s i d e r e d a
g r e a t success by a l l wao a t t e n d e d .
(continued from column two)
Miriam Freund and Esther S t u h l song'.
maker composed it® Here are the words;
"Dear
o l d G. A. C. v/e sing a song o f
prL.lse to you
You tire sure the " t o p s " in everything
you do^
B a s e b a l l , hockey, b a s k e t b a l l
Swimminf.^-, t e n n i s , too
(CTT-'J-nujd on page f o u r )
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CREvISCrT
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EC.itorlc.l S t a f f
Editor-in-CliiGf
Associate Editor
Senior Ass« Editor
Maar.e>iii:J Editor
Society Editor
ExGhant;e Editors
Club E d i t o r
Student Gouiicil Eep.
Fec^ture EditorSports Editor
Sports lYritcrs
Girls* Sport Editors
Art Editor
ParriUbtcn
Janet Cole
Janet Crov^ley
Lois Hayner
Marion McCornr.ck
Seeley Funk
Betty Sciiultz
Richard Game
Kint sley Gr
s
Ed Starkwer.thor
Ben Dou^,.las
Margaret Charles
Ruth Rasp
Richard Andrews
Kopcrters
Dorothy Dcy
Ann HuntiL'^,
Helen Barker
Doris ,VGlshBetty Tinchcr
Miriam Fruend
Dorothy Shattuck
Charles Sanderson
Bu s i ne s s M.-^Jiac: ^i's
Distributi.x:
Mimeojraphers
Printer
Typists
i 'J
dear kids
Vlrt^lLila Tripp
Betty Barden
Alfred V/heeler
Geori_,e
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A/uinnVer
Frwa ite^c^u
B e t t ^ iioluies
Rutu Selivirk
Wancy Glass
Je-^.n Best
Newell Gross
Chr. r 1 e s M cCu 11 c c k
Jnnet Clark
Herbert Marx
Franklin Stoiiiliardt
William Burgess
John.V/ykes
Earl Govdrieh
Geor£,-e S c c v i l l
Dick Pa land
Marjorie Stanton
Barb;.ra Sopor
L u c i l l e ^irmistei.d
Dorothy Sherman
Miss Katherine Ef Wheeliti^s
Faculty Adviser
i decided to ruturo Ic.st
december v/hen the boss dt n
marquis transmigrated he
is a moscuito nov/ 1
think however ov/in^ to
the kindneiffs of miss
wheeling- 1 am here
to remind you of
the impressive volumes 1
heve already published
i am a f r a i d the younger
generation overlooks
my hard work did
you ev r write a l e t t e r by
butting your head against
the typewriter keys i t
i s the only way a
cockroach can communicate
h i s views to h i s public i
used to use mr marquis
typewriter so as a
gesture of a f f e c t i o n 1
permitted him to
sign his name to niy
^M) rks in the l i b r a r y you
w i l l f i n d several
mr marquis books two
of v/hich are archy
und mehitabel
and archys l i i e of mehitabel
im sure you can drv^ive
amusement from
these
sincerely
archy
p s mehitabel i s
Cf.t with
good mottoes but
bad morals
NOVEL Ji'iNCE IS NOVEL SUCCESS
The praiseworthy conduct of Milne s t u Published v/cekly by ti_e Crimson and dents at the recent S.virt L.nd Swe^.ter
White s t a f f at the M'^lne School,
A l - dance was undoubtedly one good reason,
f o r i t s success^ Ben Douglas• request
bany, Eev; York.
to spore the decorations u n t i l a f t e r the
da.nce was observed
by a l l
present.
I n c i d e n t a l l y , v;e noticed several people
doing t h e i r s t u f f as the orchestra swung
ViJLI NT II^•E RESOLUT ION
into the "Big Apple", proving the nev/
a
doge that "Swing i s here to swL.y",
Rcmcraber Uva^ Du.Civ l a s t i d l at the
bef^innin,^ of sQxxoul? shvoi-jo^^j aiado wonAnyone arrlvirig c.t the l;.,t;t Senior
d e r f u l r o s o l u t i u n s tu
^la
just
High dance at
v;ould have been shock"amazin^-" marks; on New
we a l l
ed at the scene o f desecr^ t i o n and t u r repeated our decisions to "^et busy".
m o i l . Banners draped, slap-happy students
maKlng vain attempts to keep time with
A few cncri o t i c c i t i z e n s kept t h e i r
the music were in evidence on every hand,
resclutiv^.s, but m-st r>f us ••forjot",As
the few exceptions being the supposedly
a result
^woll, just ti.ke a peek o t
^rown-up boys
v/ho were
strenuously
ycur r o o c r t cr.rd.Not as
i't mit,ht
attempting to ..)lay tag#
be, is i t ?
L o t ' s a l l surprise our tu..,chors, p a r we r.ll hope future dc.nces w i l l
e n t s , and probably- cui^selves
l o t ' s make follov/ the w e l l - b r o d pattern o f the past
a valentine rcsoiLution to STUDY hard f o r pi.rty, to the end that a uniformly good
the second semester^
time may be had by a l l who attend these
dances.
CRIMSON iu'D .vHME
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SCCIETIES
FEBRUiiRY 18, 1938
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Quln;
KCCMiil^GES
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Many s c h o o l s are o r g a n i z i n g
bowli n g teams, ^imong them i s Cohoes High
School which had such a large number o f
c a n d i d a t e s that t r y - o u t s were held f o r a
a a r s i t y tea.m.
In thG mooting o f Janu-iry 31, the
Q u i n t i l l i a n Literc.ry S o c i e t y e l e c t o d the
officers for
the second semostur. They
c-.re as f o l l o v ; s : V i c e - P r e s i d e n t ,
Mildred
Mf.ttice;
Recordiiita
utscrcLciry, iuiricjn
Fletcher:
Correspondiiit^ L» e c i u t a r y ,
kury
Vifinshurst; Treasurer, Ju.net-ColO^Mistress
o f Ceremonies, Frances Seymour; C r i t i c ,
Damia 7inshurst; R e p o r t e r , Kay Nev/ton«
The dramatic
students o f Spartanburg High School attended a performance
o f "Macbeth", and made i n t e r e s t i n g r e p o r t s on i t ,
which siiould i n t e r e s t the
English 4 s t u d e n t s .
At the mooting o f February 7 ,
there
was a d i s c u s s i o n of the i n i t i a t i o n o f the
new o f i i c o i ' s and swore in the now memb e r s , and f i n a l _:lans were made.
Hornell Hj^gh School has q u i t e a d e b a t i n g team. R e c e n t l y ,
they met the
Keuka C o l l e g e freshmen team, debating' on
the National F o r e n s i c League.
At the meeting o f February 14, the
President, Lois Nesbitt,
installed
the
new o f f i c e i s end swore in the nev/ members ,
There was a d i s c u s s i o n of the
Sig .m Dance*
Quin-
The p r e s i d e n t r-c.d the C o n s t i t u t i o n
f o r the b e n e f i t o f the new members* She
appointed a committee, which w i l l
bring
on d e t a i l s as to amendments to the Cons t i t u t i o n * They r.re»
Pfitrlcia
Gibson,
Chairman, Mary Winshurst, iidele
Corwin,
and Emily Sandoi son*
The ta Nu;
In the meeting o f Janu ^ry 31, there
was a d i s c u s s i o n of the Theta Ku and A l umni Teams,
G i f x o r d Li-.ntz ts'-vt; c, ruj^orc on The
Citu^del, by
Crouiu. It. i s one story
of a D o c t o r ' s l i f e .
At the meeting o f February 14, there
was a discuss:ion o f the coming Theta
Adelphoi basket b a l l g-me.
Game-'^Waiter,
t h i s hash i s t e r r i b l e .
C a l l the managers"
Y/aiter-^Sorry, s i r ,
but he wonH eat
it
either,';
- S c h o o l Daze
(continued from column one)
on the programs f o r the Quin-Sigma Dance*
Mtdge Stanton gave a r e p o r t on the
orc h e s t r a ^.nd Betty Bardon on p l a n s .
The Seniors and Juniors
discussed
the I n i t i a t i o n * The meeting c l o s e d
with
the singiiig o f the Sigma Sciig,
Feb. 7:
Sigma members discussed the dr.nce
programs, p o s t e r s , and s e l l i n g o f t i c k e t s .
Barbara Sopor a s s i g n e d , to the d i f f e r e n t g i r i i i , t h e i r d u t i e s f o r "the i n i t i ations,
G-eorgo F a r r i n g t c n gave q r e p o r t on
the b.-\nciUot v/hich w i l l be held l a t e i n
May or e a r l y in June,
Feb. 14;
The q u o t a t i o n s v/ore from i^braham
L i n c o l n . V i r g i n i a Jordor. gi-.ve a r e p o r t
on L i n c o l n ' s l i f e
and S h i r l e y
Burgoss
t o l d cin i n c i d e n t from h i s l i f e ,
Theta Nu w i l l play a p r a c t i c e game
with C« B»
Wcdnesdcy, February 23*
Betty S t u a r t ,
a new
i u t r o d u c e d to the S o c i e t y .
K i n ^ s l y Gri^-g r e p o r t e d
on the Theta
Ku debatii:v; tv^ams.
Theta Nu won the bowliag m-.tch from
xi.deIphoi 0 - February 11, The score
in
games was j Theta Ku, 4 , and xidolphoi,3,
thus avenGiiTC tho defe..t o f l a s t y e a r ,
Edward V/alker bowled the highest
game, o f 245 p o l i t s . He, a l s o ,
hr.d the
three-^same high which v/as 613.
S igma t
Job.*
31:
The usual biography and works were
admitted occause of ex£.min..tions.
J.:.not Orowlo^ ^c-vu ^ r e p o r t on the
S^Ajinm rlhbor.S. Evelvu \n/ilDUr
rfinfiTtftri
Senior,
was
Sigma d i s c u s s e d the idea o f hi.ving
r t e a , a cake s a l e , o r a theatre p a r t y .
Adelphc i ;
Ed Starkv/oather gave l. r e p o r t on
P i t c a i r n s I s l a n d , Nordoff and H a l l , The
book i s bf-sed on true f a c t s ,
Edgar Hardiiig r e p o r t e d on Around tho
V/orld i n Eighty Days by Jules
Verne.
Mr, F o ^ ,
who i s ^he main chc.racter.»
makes the t r i p v/ith h i s v a l e t .
Adelphoi extends i t s ccngratuli-.tion
to Theta Nu on the l e t t e r ' s
victory in
a r e c e n t bowling match.
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CRnvisoj
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GIRLS iviilKE PREP.irA'i'IC]^":
FOR
ai^TlCS iWROIi
HI-Y WILL SPONSOR
BOYS SPORT C.imTV/X
This yc. r f^r the f i r s t
time
Milne Hi-Y is sp. nscrin^' a SpvOrts
n i v a l f o r the boys a l o n e . Since
i s t h e i r f i r s t t r y at this., a l l the
ere w.:rlcit:, very hard to make i t a
cess.
the
Carthis
beys
suc-
The main event w i l l be the T h e t a Nu-Adelphci bc.sketball i,ame. Last year
the e,ame botv/oen these s ^ ' c i e t i e s v/as considered
^iic ' f the most excitint," •oMtigs
of inst y c : . r » This ye^.r^s j^f-mo promises
to be j u s t as
A l s o , there w i l l be
i n t e r - m u r a l ^amos played between the seventh and cij_,hth, ninth and t e n t h , and
e l e v e n t h and t w e l f t h grades•
Besides
t h i s , the Carnival w i l l
f e a t u r e brxin^
and v^rostl;;!].:;^ between the halves*
The d:.te i s s e t f o r the niG'ht o f
March 4 . The admission i s
Do
support Hi-Y i n t h e i r
f i r s t Bcys» Sport
C rnival
and assure y o u i ' s e l f of an e x c e l l e n t time.
JAYVLES ..RE UNDEI^^EATED
AS SliXOK ICiAJRS EMD
The riilne Junior v a r s i t y a^'ain has
proved i t s
s k i l l by defeatine^^ the Ravena J u n i o r s
l a s t week. The f i n a l s c o re was 2 0 - 1 1 , -^'ith R. Jgnes scoring; four
p o i n t s f o r the CrimscmTiaet ^t the h c . l f ,
the s c o r c v;:.s 1 1 - 0 , iu i^vui- o f iwilne»
Fcr tho f i r s t time \-nis j u ^ r , eveiy
buy
on the team a w s e r v i c e i u Lxie scjiie t^jUrue.
Preparations
are bOing on ..fuj.I speed f o r the g ' i r l s * Annu&l A n t i c s «
This y e a r i s g o i n g to p r e s e n t many f i n e
features.
The main event v / i l l be a game
between the Senior and p r o b a b l y the j u n i o r
g i r l s te£xms. The game w i l l be most i n t e r e s t i n g ' to v/atch*
The march i s b e t t e r than i t has
been a long- t i m e .
New and ' d i f f i c u l t
r o u t i n e s have been worked o u t . Miss
Hitchcock has been h e l p i n g the g i r l s with
t h e i r posture i n order th(..t the whole
e f f e c t v/111 be improved»
The date i s March 2 5 , and as y e t no
price
has been s e t . Evoiyone plans to
come.
It w i l l be an. evening- w e l l spent^
f o r loads o f good entertainment i s b e i n g
planned.
MILNE MEETS ST.^OE FROSH
INSTE.JD OF ST. JOSEPH
Due to unavoidable
circumstances,
the game w i t h S;^, Joseph»s t o n i g h t
is
post-poned.
Instead,
the "Rfed R a i d e r s "
will
r e p e a t the b i g game o f the set son with
the S t a t e Frosh. The State team has improved
immensly since+the
f i r s t lands l i d e in which Milne v/on, 3 6 - 2 3 , The
"Red R a i d e r s " , merjn.whlle, haven*t
been
taking t h e i r e a s e » T h e y have won r e c o g Capit^.l
The Jv^s have won a l l i t s C'^.mcs ox-^- n i t i o n as one o f the f i n e s t
D i s t r i c t teams o f the s e a s o n .
cept one v/hich was n t i e .
They have nn
excellent
reccroi^, so st-'^n'^ by and watch
This grime, v/hich
t-.kes p l a c e
tothem make an undefeated
season
thSir
n
i
g
h
t
in
the
Page
Hall
gym,
i
s
perhaps
a c c omp 1 i slir.ic nt,»
the l u s t o f the s e a s o n . Coach H a t f i e l d
sd.ys, however, t h a t i f Milne w i n s , o t h e r
gcmes v / i l l be p l a y e d .
T..FT IS HIGH SCORER
How f b o u t e v e r y o n e ' s coming t o t h i s
..S lalLNE BE..TS Rt^VEN...
game I It sure to bo a very e x c i t i n g and
deciding' o n e .
The Rod R a i d e r s , lead by Bob T o f t ,
swept :)n tS a 37-24 v i c t o r y over Ravena
l a s t Saturday ni^^ht, " T i ^ e r " was hi^.h
s c o r e r v/ibh 12 p o i n t s
to h i s c r e d i t ,
while Ed V/alker shot 8 (jc.d
.apoints.
NOTKE - A CORRECTION
Both o f t h e s e b . ^ s were sho tintj with a
deadly acouxacy, £,nd were ^.reatly
surMany students have been
"unduly
p o r t e d by Dick Game, whose . accurate
e x c i t e d bec^..uss o f the
©nnouncoment
pass v/ork v/as r e s p o n s i b l e f o r m.any o f
that we would p l r y V l n c e n t i o n , This i s
these o a s k c t s . Of coui'se Brud Davis^jx-ir
n o t t r u e , although i t i s the wish c f the
Beable and the r e s t c f the squad were i n
team.
If wo do i. lay such a t^rme, i t
there fit^hoin-:, f o r t h e i r team.
w i l l be p r i n t e d i n the Crimson and V/hito.
The Knickerbocker Nev/i
v;hich made
the
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has
been
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The J . V . ' s s u b s t i t u t e d in the t h i r d
q u a r t e r and s u c c e s s f u l l y held the Ra^ma' p r e c a u t i o n s a g a i n s t r e p e t i t i o n o f i t .
f i v e a t bay f o r the remainder of
• th.d
H^
The b ; y s are i n tnuir priaiO aiid c e r t a i n l y dOciOl'VO L.
vv i uii
wU'ljSIiaj.j.ul].Jt,
team. H e r e ' s wisniui:;, Lneui a l l txiO luck
iu ^ - e t t i n j t . i i s i^ame aud winuiiio' iti®
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Summer s p o r t s ajid w i n t e r s p o r t s
Just name it, we can do it
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AS laudly as can bo
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Th&s cclumLi r.ppor.rs t^. help M i l n i t e s
to decie.G t..G ri,_Lt thint.: to do c t the
rife'ht time, w i t h s- me annppy sUt^i^-Gstions
to apply«
Irx cr.cL s i t u a t i o n ,
mark ycur
behc-vior unf.cr the s:-me
circumstr.nces*
UnfortuLir.toly, the raiswors do n - t r.pi'e.'.r
on
Ox the i.^llcwiiitj
f
L93B
\
M. W i l e y : I w nt to s e l l Goodrich t i r e s ^
S» Baldwin: I want to work i n a cf..nd,y
s t o r e , but I don»t want tc s e l l T a f f y .
J , Clark:
I hope l i f e w i l l
be
Gome f o r me, I ' l l maico up the r u l e s .
b ; Schreingr:
I'll
Fink i t
over and
t e l l you l a t e r .
D. V/<!'lsh: I want t c wcrk f o r the Red
v/hoii, c . f t o r
Cross,
to fe'et your c o i n in tne s l o t ,
aiiiid ^470J* B e a g l e : j guess l U l
just potter a ans from the bus d r i v e r and d i s g u s t e d
round;
looics from those t r y i n g to g e t on, you
J« Coles I'm going to l i v e
in
Carvill
look dov/n to d i s c o v e r you have
been
( t r a i l e r - t o w n to you2)
strUfc^gling v/ith a pen By®
Jo Mc Dermott: I l i k e
the w i n t e r ,
becasue then I can S c o v i l l e my sidewa.lks,
.Vould you
M, Stantonj Y/ell, i f I d c n ' t Flunk a n y thing
(proKLCunded Creesy
1 . Say''I t. ou/^ht t r a n s p o r t a t i o n : r a t e s
F. Seymour: I»d l i k e
tT^tl
be a Kinder
had been reduced"?
marten te...cher because I knew my CEA's,
2 . Faint dcc,d away from the heat?
3 . Ask foi- a t r a n s f e r ?
B. Burgess: l U l probably s t i l l be P e g feing' a l o n g i
4 . Smile swOotly at the d r i v e r and
inquire about the h e a l t h of h i s uncle?
B, S o p e r j L^.kes are my s p e c i a l i t y , e s p e c i a l l y Lake George,
You have succeeded i n g e t t i n g a date
H. Barker:
I g e t sc s i c k c f
Yale-ing
^ i t h t n c t snapi-y l i t t l e
number in the
about th.-se Harvard men»
office.
In the middle of a p e r f e c t
eveM. Charles: I ' l l p r o b a b l y B^b up where
ning, you commit our s e l f to the u n f o r you lec.st expect me*
g i v a b l e by s p i l l i n g gravy on your t i e .
Ro Orton; Wat-son, you want tc be l i k e
your f a t h e r ? NOt on your l i i e , boyJ
vYould you
—
D, Andrews: I'm g o i n g in f o r
the c . d e
system. Dots and dashes.
1 . Say i t was about time you were
leavM, Pond; When I»m i n d e b t , I want someing an^nvc.t?
one to pay my B i l l s .
2, Turn your t i e o v e r .
L
, Hayner:
Give me aman,
5 . Remark on the b e a u t i f u l way the gravy
A
g r o a t b i g man.
blends v/ith the c o l o r of your t i e .
And
I ' l l be h i s b e s t b a s e 4 , S'=^art waving f r a n t i c a l l y at some o:^
B
a
l
l
j.c:n9
yo wir f r i e n d s v;ho have j u s t come i n .
J , Skinner: I f I Seymour I ' l l Skldmore.
A f t e r having spent ^'our whole week's L« N e s b i t t : She wants more Bttrnd-ers,
B. T i n c h e r : I l e f t McKoan the^piano, so
sc.lary on a so-CL.lled e x c l u s i v e model
my f u t u r e ' s locked o u t .
you e n t e r c. p u b l i c builaiiic wi&ii a e,reup
K, Lasher: I v/.-,nt to be a Sage e l d man.
of f r i e n d s whom ^ uu n^-ve jus u impressed
E , Simmons: I'm planning- to be a maraand come f a c e to f a c e w i t n a cleaning'
than Walker.
woman s p o r t i n g the same model•
Y, Tripp I I ' l l be folowiijg the Red Rtlid*
e r s , and not Milne*
.Yould you
B i l l Geis"el7 I c o u l d go i n f o r
fish
1. Y e l l " f i r e " and rush f o r the nearest
s t o r i e s and t e l e s c o p o B l
door?
E, M i l l e r : Fooled yal I ' v e g e t a new . n o .
2, '^^uietly trix; ^^^ with the mop?
.5. Pretend that ;/cur f r i e n d s are
colorblind?
4 . Suggest that i t i s j u s t your
public
copying
ou.
DID YOU K M ?
You have j u s t found f i v e d o l l a r s l y Mooting
ing unacompanied on a co ntei*.
a s l i g h t acquaintc.nae, whom y o u ' v e been
uvoiding i-Oo^ntly, ycu j o v i a l l y pay him
the f i v e C e l l a r s you owe him, only
to
d i s c o v e r i t i s the fake money the g r o c er's youngest b ^ has been playing' v/ith,
'/v'ould you
—
1 . Ask him i f h e ' d read D„le
Carnegie's
latest?
2„ Confess you h a v e n ' t gLt f i v e d o l l a r s
in r e a l money?
Ask him up t ' the house to t a s t e Myrt l e ' s xud^e?
Thr t the :.nily i no that can go ar und
with : bat, - H night and not g e t talked
about i s S ntc. ClausJ
A Sc^mple o f Funkts
"humor".
Lp'^
CRIMSON Al^JD Y/HITE
FKxTURES
1938
S p e c i a l ij]:::,.ra l o r Students Iq Kitidor^cjrten, CollG^o, e t c .
Dirocticiis:
/ / r i t e your own ncme on OGch pc.per.
Any papers sii^nod, "Napoleon B o n a p c r t e "
w i l l net be accepted•
2..,«Pler,so do not
the I n s t r u c t o r cny
q u e s t i o n s during' the exam, r.s t h i s w i l l
emberass hi.ii or h e r .
3 . * « P l e c s o dc not w r i t e j i u r
answers on
anythiL\-, but the .-^iiswur p<-ipur, Kuniember
the R^^gl.-us w o n ' t Uc^ku auSK-o^ps*
4.••Please dc not ^ i v e o r r e c e i v e any
a i d on t h i s exam unless your parents c.re
alumni of t h i s instilitution.
Please ler.ve your shr^es
f o r e you corne i n .
^utside
be-
7,.^Plea5u Do not sing "Bei
Schon" d u r i : - t h i s exam,
M^^r B i s t Du
8 . . . Please do net s p i t i>n the f l o o r .
Answer 14 o f the f c l l c w i L g j
1: Compc.i'G thL. pers. n
r i g h t vvitli C i c e r o c
sittit%'
21 Match th^SG up
j
Benny Go diac.n
disc-verud clothespins
1886
carbon d i s u l f i d e
r i v e r i n Eastern Hawaii
mean p r . p o r t i m a l
3: Answer-yos i r no
the night . f June 25?
4J
Mhero were you on
^ue]
Charlie i.Lc Gartn^ wrote tue
jeclarailsion of Indepe..aeuce uu u Dcarrel t c p »
S i l a s liaraor k i l l e d
little
Eva
cause Le v/as j e r l ^ u s -^f h e r .
be-
My b i g b r o t h e r w uld beat up your b i g
brother.
He could not5
Write a 350 word cv.mp-sition
o f the i . . H e w i n g :
on two
V/hy are we?
Three bo ks I have w r i t t e n and why.
Why I l " v c tc
tc s c h o o l .
The nietaphisical hypotenuse o f b e l l i gerent analysis.
My l i f e and l o v e s , .
6» Give in your cwn w^.ds the mec.ning o f
the f o l l o w i n g :
"Rcses c.re red
Yi l e t s f.re b l u e "
You no doubt remember that
song
" S m i l e s o " Some smile v/hon hc.ppy, and some
smile when sad© V/ell, Mj-lnites smile a l l
the t i m e . Each smile however has a d e f i n i t e s i g n i f i c a n c e and a
purposeSuppose we r.nalize & f e w .
Take the Metz smile when he c o r r e c t s
a teachei-o This s t a r t s as a prcud g r i n
and goes f i n a l l y from ear showing- that he
hac. pwwer o f thought.
A l l beys have seon t h a t
reass.uring
smile o f Brud Davis when they turn around
and f i n d a cup f u l l o f water running down
their back.
Of c o u r s e v/omen accomplish g r e a t
f e a t s by s m i l i n g l i k e a k i t t e n a f t e r they
had a good c r y or argument.
This proves
u s e f u l when a g i i l d o e s n ' t want tc walk
h^me from V/ager's a l o n e a f t e r en evening
argument®
i^ow take Ben Douglas who i s the master of " l a t e
to Rehersal S m i l e s " , He
j u s t comes a h a l f hour l a t e and puts on
h i s b e s t s l a p happy g r i n and even the
s t e r n e s t c f - n ' t keep a s t r a i g h t f a c e ,
on your
teacher
wrote "Brother
Rat"
me
groundhog
icept under
keros ine
True- or Ff'.lse ( c i r c l u
SLILES
Nqw we come to f o r c e d smiles
i"when
i t hurts to s m i l e " . Take poor B, W, who
l a s t three weeks hard work over a womano
He c£in s t i l l s m i l e «
As a statement he
says,
"cSslcusting"o
There i s the j . Best
smile a l s o i n t h i s catagory that comes as
she watches J , Murdock skc.te and then
picKiS h e r s e l f u p . We must net f o r g e t the
peer f e l l o w who takes a g i r l out and smil i n g l y g i v e s h e r permission, to dance kfaen
some b i g o t h e r f e l l o w asks h e r ,
Li^st v/e comc to the " F i r s t q u e s t i o n "
smile and w h i s t l e when the students
see
the f i r s t Geometry question-,
Good Luck
on t h a t .
Vxl^NTIKE WISHES
From Dick S e l k i r k *
So'CB thing' now and d i f l e r e n t ?
So me thine, ^all and slim I
I wish that Betty Stuart
uld be my valcntijli,
Fr^m S h i r l e y Baldwin*
I d i d i i ' t e x p e c t something b i g ,
I d i d n ' t e x p e c t s..methitit. s m a l l ,
I wf.'.sn»t surprise.", cn V a l e n t i n t ' s Day
V/hen he sent me a basketball©
Frcm Ed Starkweather•
Purdy J>-.net j , sat i n the annex
a b i g p i e c e o f cf.ke,
rig',came Ed, h i s f a c e very r e d ,
S a i d , "//hat a v a l e n t i n e y o u ' d make",
l^rom Dick ^ . d r e w s ;
I think that I s h a l l never see
ik v a l e n t i n e as cute as she
p i e c e o f papei i s j u s t f i n e
But not froi.i D - t , m:.y Vi.lent i n e .