MILNE H I G H S C H O O L F A C U L T Y JOHN M. SAYLES Principal of the Six Years Milne High School HARRY J. LINTON Principal of Milne Junior High Secretary to Mr. Sayles GERTRUDE H A L L Supervisor in Sophomore and Junior English, MARY ELIZABETH Supervisor in Eighth Grade and Freshman English CONKLIN MIRIAM SNOW Supervisor in English, Head of English Department, KATHERINE C. WHEELING Supervisor in Spanish ALICE T . Supervisor in French HELENE COOKS HILL Supervisor in Mathematics, Head of Mathematics Department, ANNE L. Supervisor in Mathematics Supervisor in History Supervisor in Latin Supervisor in Social Sciences Supervisor in Science Supervisor in Commerce Supervisor in Foods Supervisor in Clothing Instructor in Drawing Instructor in Physical Education Instructor in Shop Work Librarian GUSHING EDNA F . LAYTON ELIZABETH F . L. ANTOINETTE SHAVER JOHNSON JEAN P. SMITH CARLETON A . MOOSE ..ELIZABETH D . ANDERSON MAY MRS. ANNA FILLINGHAM KEIM BARSAM GRACE MARTIN MARGARET HITCHCOCK MR. MARION • iiolMtw m bit';* W. RAYMOND REDWAY THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Volume X X V I AUTUMN. 1929 Number 1 CONTF.NTS I'Aci'; I-'.dilorial ITallowe'cn, h}- Constance A. McCoy In Mcinoriam Andy Cnm]) Really Lives, by lientley Maker 'i'hc Criminal, by l-'mma (Irace Webb Royal Road to Romance, l-)Ook Review An Unlncky Mishap, by Sara Kessler Repose, by iunma Cirace Webb Cliarm of the Air, by \'irginia Carrison. . . . Jnnior High Section i\nvy of the Pine, by Dorothy Ostrander. . . . October Is Here, i)y Irene Hawkins Our 'I'rees, by Ruth Nelson if, by Fenton Gage Myl'oplars, by Dorothy Clarke Autumn, by Naomi Hamiay The Wind, by lulwin Blocksidge School Notes Alumni Notes Athletics l'"xchanges Published Four Times a Year by the Students of the Mihie High School of Albany, New York TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION One year (4 numbers) payable in advance B O A R D OF $1.00 EDITORS Editor-in-CIiicf RALPH GARRISON ^'Issistaiit Editor RUTH RKINKR School Editor Assistant School Editor Alumni Editor EMMA GRACE WEBB WILLIAM McCORD NOROTMY HOTALING L O L A LIARBOUR Assistant Aluwni Editor Exchange Editor Assistant Exchange Editor ABBIE GILKERSON LORXA DROWNE H A R R I M A N SHER.\[AN I-:LLIO^R P A R K M A N Editor Business Manage-^' Advertising WILLIAM SHARPE SIMON Editor Assistant Sports P.ETTY C H A I ' M A N DOROTHY Edi'or Assistant Joke Sl^orts Editor P.URGESS G A R R I S O N RAYMOND PAFUNDA lokc Manager \ RHEA UNGERMAN ALALA T E R R I L I I<:STHER D A V I E S VIRGINIA GARRISON 15YRON S N O W D E N DONALD FINKLE (il>:ORCrl-: R O S E B R O O K ROGI-:R T O W N E ..Advertising Agou.s THE CRIMSON A N D W H I T E 3602 OITOKIA X ± L T H A T IS O N L Y T H E J a I BEGINNING .At our first chapel prog-rain Professor S a y l e s broiii^ht N'ividlv to our minds the fact that we stand on the threshold of a new era in history. Said he, " T h e field of chemical engineering- is only at the l)eginning-. I ' h e field of transportation is only at the beginning, in a short time the N e w Y o r k Central will run several new, fast trains between N e w Y o r k and Chicago, and they are just b e g i n n i n g . " Chemical engineering and trans])ortation may be still in their infancy, but they are not alone w h e n it comes to " b e g i n n i n g . " Alilne, too, is entering a new era. T h i s y e a r w e are doing things on a g'reater scale than ever before. In the first place, w e have more students because of the welcomed addition of a j u n i o r Iligh. Milne, unofficially, is adx ancing in athletics. W i t h o u t the sanction of the f a c u l t y , but also without their disapproval, Milne has taken uj) football. T h r o u g h the untiring- efforts of one of Milne's star athletes, Harriman Sherman, a team has l)een formed and has been practicing faithfully and regularly for weeks. T h i s , folk, is only a beginning'. Milne has also expanded scholasticall}'. M a n y new classes have been added to the curriculum, and, as the demand w a r r a n t s it, more will be added. T h i s , too, is only a beginning. T h e s e efforts of students and faculty will fail, h o w e v e r , w i t h out your coi)])eration. Xo one ])erson can do everN'thing. have made a wise choice in attending a high school and continuing y o u r education. have made another wise choice in c o m i n g to Milne. W h i l e y o u are here, we ask y o u r cooperation. A t t e n d our athletic contests, support our teams (if y o u can't " m a k e " them, root for t h e m ) , contribute to y o u r school paper (for indeed it is your p a p e r ; the board merely edits it), and l)e a b o o s t e r ! T h i n g s may not a l w a y s g'o a l o n g smoothly, but then stop to think. It may not be dear old Milne w h o is at f a u l t ; it may be you. Do y o u r d u l y and do each d a y ' s work each day. W h i l e you're doing this, remember these immortal words of I'^Jlen S t u r g i s l l o o p e r : "1 slept and dreamed that life w a s lieauty ; I woke, and saw that life w a s D u t v . " THE CRIMSON A N D W H I T E 3603 T h e "Crimson and W h i t e " C()n,<^-raliilates the new nieml)ers of the advertising^- staff, and those who are entrants in the advertising" eontest. T h e s e new people, as well as the former m e m b e r s of the staiT, have s h o w n remarkable achievements in securing;-advertisements. I.ook throu.^'h onr advertisini^- (le])arlmcnl. and notice the marked increase in advertisers. Milne shonld be i)rond of these n e w people w h o take such an interest in the school mas>azine. T h e pec)])le who have done ontstandinowork are Dorothy Simon. Rhea IJns^-erman, Rog-er T o w n e and. liyron vSnowden. T l i e business department of the " C r i m s o n and W h i t e " wishes that the students w o u l d patronize our advertisers, iiy l o o k i n g through this section you are often able to sa\ e considerably on the ])rice of an article. F o r instance, the A l b a n y H a r d ware and Iron g i v e s a discount of t w e n t y per cent to Milne students. T h e A i l i n g Rubber C o m p a n y has also favored us w i t h a discount. l)y i)atr()nizing our advertisers, you will be helping y o u r selx es, and hel])ing- us to g i v e y o u a bigger and Iietter magazine. R. C. HALLOWE'EN A m}'stic eve in a u t u m n — I )usky and iilled with gloom ICerie lights and s h a d o w s Patched by a pointed moon. [^l\-es and spirits and goblins T h a t mortals may not see, .\pi)ear tonight in ghostly wdiite A n d s i K e r filigree. I'eware all lads and lasses, Dare not the future test. 'I'rust not the face in the mirror, N'our fate is a fairy's jest. Romance and wild adventure, Lo\ es that should ne\'er be, lieyond our ken, the li\ es of men. Scrambled in eUin glee. C ( ) X S T A X C 1 < : A . M c C O V , '32 31n mjinnnriarn ptxiy in Uluiiuihi Jiciiirati^ii t u tit? m^mnrit n f (Eliarlra iF. utlin mafl a lititOrut n f M M m dlmitnr t^iiil) i r l i i m l noni innn 'C/ie following poem Was Wrillen hy him for this number of Ijhe Crimson and White SEASON VnW is here and siiminer has g-one; Until winter is here, it will not be long-; W e throw snow halls and build snow men ; Just think w h a t sport is here a g a i n ! A n d then in w i n t e r C h r i s t m a s comes, T h a t is when w e have the fun. C I 1 A R L P : S S A U N D E R S . 7th Grade THE CRIMSON A N D W H I T E 3605 ANDY GUMP R E A L L Y Xo (l()ul)t }'()U have o f t e n w o n d e r e d LIVES as y o n sketch " A n d y ( i u n i p " if a real A n d y existech read the comic Until this y e a r , a real A n d y w a s n e v e r k n o w n althoni^h he w a s hunted f o r b y a n a t i o n . R e c e n t l y it w a s learned that a m a n in I ' o n t i a c , Alichij^'an, w a s tryinj^- to secure the license plates for his car n u m b e r 348. k n o w , this nund)er is the f u n n y p a p e r A n d y ' s l i c e n s e ])lates. As you Imme- diatel}- a search w a s started f o r a real A n d y w h i c h e n d e d in his discoser)-. l l i s n a m e is for the W i l s o n . A n d r e w G u m p , and he is purchasing- a g e n t I ' o u n d r y and M a c h i n e C o m p a n } - , m a n u f a c t u r e r s of \\'hi])])et m o t o r s , at P o n l i a c , M i c h i g a n . T h e real A n d y is c o n n e c t e d in no w a y with the c o m i c A n d y ; in fact, S i d n e y S m i t h , the c r e a t o r of the c a r t o o n , did not k n o w a real And}' existed. A c c o r d i n g i v , Mr. ( k i m p w r o t e S i d n e y Smith that a real A n d y li\ ed sans w h i s k e r s and m i l l i o n s of d o l l a r s . ( ) f c o u r s e . M r . Smith w a n t e d to d o s o m e t h i n g for Mr. Ciump. Mr. ( l u m p sent him several of his b u s i n e s s cards, and Mr. S m i t h ( j - e w a m i n i a t u r e p i c t u r e of his c a r t o o n c h a r a c t e r o n the cards. Mr. d u n i ] ) n o w has this p i c t u r e on all of his b u s i n e s s c a r d s , and if y o u ask him for o n e he will hand y o u a card with his n a m e and a p i c lure of the c o m i c A n d y b e d e c k e d in a silk hat and a high choker collar. Mr. (Jump had (piite a t i m e securing' the license plates 348 because i h e lirsl t h o u s a n d sets of i)latcs are reserx ed f o r state o f f i c i a l s Mr. ( I i u n p called the a t t e n t i o n of the (Governor of M i c h i g a n to the fact that there w a s a real .Andy, and he t h o u g h t the i n c i d e n t so funny that he aided Mr. ( l u m p in s e c u r i n g the l i c e n s e plates. At C h r i s t m a s t i m e Mr. ( j u m p has his gi"eeting c a r d s d e s i g n e d with a small re])lica of his g'reen and w h i t e license p l a t e s printed at the b o t t o m in p l a c e of his n a m e . All the postal ollicials k n o w .Andy (Jump, and if mail comes a d d r e s s e d to A n d y d u n i ] ) and w i t h o u t any a d d r e s s , Mr. ( l u m p recei\es the mail. Mr. ( l u m p and his w i f e h a v e g i v e n up all h o p e of being- called any o t h e r name than " M i n " and " A n d y " and are a n n o u n c e d t h u s at all social alTairs. L» T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E THE ROYAL ROAD TO ROMANCE By Richard Halliburton M o w m a n y of y o u are wondcrint^' w l i i c h l ) o o k y o u are s^'oinj^- to read for ytnir next l ) o o k r e p o r t ? 1 rallil)urton's " T h e Royal W e su.^'.^est that y o u t r y R o a d to R^omance."' J o h n (nll)ert has nothini;- to (h) w i l h it. Riehard Despite the titlo. O n the c o n t r a r y , it's a d c - liLjhtfully writtLMi l)()ok of t r a v e h Jvichard tired o f routine s c h o o l life w h e n h e w a s a s t u d e n t in C()lle,^-e. world l i e r e s o K e d that ui)()n his i>-raduation he w o u l d see the w h i l e he still had his y o u t h . Me i)ersuade(l I r v i n e to ac- c o n i ] ) a n y h i m , and s o it ha])])ene(l that o n e d a y the t w o set o u t , armed with Princeton diplomas. T h e d i p l o m a s did not i m p r e s s the c a p t a i n s of ICurope-hound s t e a m e r s , s o they d e c i d e d to leave t h e m at h o m e . .After i^ivini^ e a c h o t h e r "sui^'ar h o w l " hair c u t s and donniui;" their o l d e s t c l o t h e s , t h e y o b t a i n e d j o b s o n a sail b o a t b o u n d for ICurope. They and travelled leisurely ['"ranee on b i c y c l e s . the Matterhorn. They throu4>-h (Germany, the Netherlands, T h e y w e n t to S w i t z e r l a n d and visited climbed Paris a n d had a i^'rand t i m e . Paris t h e y s e p a r a t e d , Irvine t^'oini;- to Italy and At R i c h a r d t o Spain, l i e w e n t t o Clibraltar w h e r e he had a v a c a t i o n at the e x p e n s e of ( j r e a t ]^)ritain, in jail. Travel with Richard C l i m b F u j i y a m a w i t h him. over desert sands and Arctic L i v e with h i m , talk w i t h him. wastes. S o vivid a n d entertainini^- is his style that w h e n y o u h a v e f m i s h e d the last ])a54"e, y o u will have had all the thrills, j o y s , and har(lshi])s o f "i^lobetrottin,^-." W e e n j o y e d it and w e k n o w y o u will. THE R. C . '30 CRIMINAL I h a v e n o sli,i>"htest fear to die. M o r e o v e r , it w o u l d satisfy A m i n d b e r e f t of any h o p e , A m i n d of n a r r o w , dampeniui^' s c o p e , .An ui^ly m i n d , w i t h i n w h o s e cell R e s t a s h e s , dank, with sullen A m i n d that can but sneak and smell, lie, s u i t a b l e m i n d for s u c h as 1 Who've shot with i^un and stabbed with knife A n d taken m a n y a d r u n k a r d ' s l i f e ; l)Ut 1 n o fear in dyin.^" find ; W h e n I S'o, I l e a v e H e l l b e h i n d . larMA G R A C E W E I H I , '31 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 3607 REPOSE His w a s a face of ancient m o u l d , s^-uarded b y a w i t h e r e d h a n d o v e r his eyes. A sag'e has told us of the thou^s^'hts of y o u t h , 1)ui. man seems to d e t e r i o r a t e with y e a r s in value of the brain and b r a w n , and rarely are there m a n y fears of wt)unded feeling-s till he's t^-one. lUit h i m the w o r l d w a s treatini^- w e l l ; h i s face held nothiui^" of c o m ] ) l a i n t ; no r a n c o u r w a s there to c o m p e l o b s e r v e r s to admit a taint ui)()n a sleep of p e a c e and cpiiet. 1 envied him a:-, one w h o s e life a c c o m p a n i e d g'l'eat strent^th t(~> d e f y it. laurel w o n b y strife. Mis w a s a Watchin.y;. m y l o v e of ( l o d increased. 1 real- ized his heart had ceased. MMMA (IKACL': \VB:HR, '31 AN U N L U C K Y ( )ue evenint;- m y b r o t h e r and MISHAP 1 w e r e staying" h o m e when suddenly m}' b r o t h e r sug"g"ested tnaking- fud.ge. boast of the s^-ood fudg'e he had m a d e at c a m p . tog'ether Me beg"an t o 1 told him to ahead and try his luck. l i e m a d e it and after he had beaten it and c>)oked it he told m e lhat I could have the first i)iece. I just manag^ed to s w a l l o w piece, but m y brother c h o k e d on his. my Later w e found that he h;i(l used salt instead of suj^-ar. SARA Kl<:SSLb:R, 7th G r a d e CHARM OF THE AIR T h e r e is somethint^- in an airi)lane AX'akes a }'earnin,g- in m y h e a r t ; T o u c h e s c h o r d s as yet u n s o u n d e d , Is m e like s o m e Master's art. .Vnd m y s])irit t h r o b s in kinship T o that subtle, m y s t i c tone. It's the taint of the supernal A n d the being' all alone. VlkCIXFA (bVRRI.SOX. '32 THE A N DWnITII3608 CRIMSON JUNIOR HIGH SECTION T H E E N V Y OF T H E P I N E 'I'lie small ])inc s t o o d on the top oT the knoll, Stui"(l_\' and slronj^- was he. I le i^azed at the riot of c o l o r s h e l o w . A n d his look w a s sad to see. "( )h. all these are heantiful. W i t h leaves of red and s^old. II 1 conld only ha\e such lea\es. 1 would L^-ive wealth untcdd." Just then he heard loud xoices, T h e driftini4- w i n d hroui^iit near, slran,^-ers were a])|)roachinf^-; 'I'heir fot)tste])s soundiui^- clear. " T h e trees in all their ,uior\' •Are w o n d e r f u l to see, lUit the beauty of the i)ine tree W i l l e\erlastin|Li' he." T h e Noices died in nuirniurs. A s the stran.^ers nu)ved awa}', lUit for the little i)ine tree T h e y ' d brii^htened all the da}'. " I ' l l never m o r e he j e a l o u s , " T h e little pine tree s])oke, " ( ) f the c r i m s o n of the ma])le, .\nd the .^'olden of the o a k . " "l"\)r w h e n winter's hoary frosts c o m e , .\n(l the leaves n o m o r e are seen. T h e n the g r e e n n e s s of m_\- b r a n c h e s Keit^ns e v e r y w h e r e supreme." l)()k()TirY OSTkANDRR, '33 10 THB CRIMSON AND WHITL: O C T O B E R IS H E R E O c t o h e r is h e r e ! 1 can see the frost o n each tree a n d vine (Glisten like s>-ems in the b r i g h t s u n s h i n e : The air is clear and cold and fine. ( ) c t o h e r is here [ O c t o b e r is here I T h e leaves on the trees are chan^xnl to l)r()\vn and red a n d g"old 'idien to the t^Tound they c o m e tuinblinsr d o w n . A n d twirl and w h i r l like f u n n y c l o w n s . ( ) c t o b e r is here ! ( ) c t ( ) b e r is here ! T h e merry f o o t b a l l sc|na(l is out. T h e y will reach their s^'oal. w e h a v e no d o u b t . With a W h o o p ! Ifurrah! And a merry shout. ( ) c t o b e r is here 1 [RKXI<: i S O B K L ILAWIvL.WS, 7th Grade OUR TREES W h e n trees .qrow bi.i^- and tall, T h e maple smiles at the little o n e s at play ; T h e oak s t a n d s straii^'ht and s t u r d y , shades the c h i l d r e n at their furr T h e weepin.i;- w i l l o w s h a d e s the k i t t e n s at their rompin^^^; W h e n we iL<row like trees w e may s h a d e t h e young-er f o l k s . RUTH \ I ' : L S ( ) X . l-:io-ht G r a d e IF If 1 w e r e a poet, I'd w r i t e of the fall, ( )f Ihe still, f r o s t y air A n d the h a r v e s t and all. If 1 were an artist, I'd paint all these s i g h t s , ( ) f the l e a v e s and the fires .\n(l ihe still, f r o s l v n i g h t s . THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 11 M Y POPLARS T w o poplars at my gate they stand Hig and stately, tall and grand ; 1'hey are the happiest in all the land— ^^y Po])lers They are the ones who guard my gate ['""roni early morn till at night late ; They are the proudest in all the land— My Poplars. W e have a small farm in the country. In the summer my father has a garden there. 1 also have a garden and by the gate there stand two i)oi)lars. There is a small white gate between them. Over the gate is a rose arbor. When the leaves rustle it sounths as though they were bf^asting because they guard the gate. D O K O T H Y C L A R K R . Eighth Grade AUTUMN Autumn is an angry chief, All decked in war ]Kiint gay ; And the colors of his handsome face, Are red, orange, purple and gray. NAO^^I H A N N A Y , '33 THE WIND Ha, Ha! laughed the wind As he hurried along, b\)r he loved to laugh As he sang his song. Ha, Ha! laughed the wind As he tumbled the lea\'es, And he shook them roughly Down from the trees. E D W I N B I . ( ) C K S [ D G E . Seventh Grade 12 Till'. CRIMSON AND WHITE SCHOQLfNQTES scri1)c is told that ()rii>inality is desired in the school news' division as well as other parts of the Crimson and White, i rack my brains and make a mii^-hty effort and decide that 1 have it. I shall tell you that school opened Monday. September 23, 1929. I am conlident that that information will be included in no other department. 1 ha\'e been around, pokin.^- my entirely too ade((uate nose int "> all affairs and I have S4"arncred some exceedinjj-ly choice i»Tains: 1. The Crimson and White hoard has decided to ai>"ain hold its ad\ ertisin^- contest open to all i)iipils. The incentive is ten dollars in i^'old to be awarded to the contestant who submits the i^'reatest number of new advertisements to the Crimson and White. 1 foretell that .\lban\ 's shoj)keepers are li'oino- to be trailed and shadowed by competitors. 2. Apro])os of advertisini;-. the Crimson and White board has been increased by the addition of new at^'ents: Rhea Unj^erman, Dorothy Simon, koi>er Towne and Donald h^inkle. With due a])()lof>'ies to Clray, ye scribe fnids that some remarkably <>'oo(l salesmen were nearly born to waste their .i^'ifts of lo(iuacity upon desert air. but now that they ha\e been discovered, we shall be more alert in the future. 3. Owint;- to the later hours of the Junior Ilis^-h and ninth j^-rade, it is rumored that the literarv societies will not forward in\italions to the aforesaid classes this year. 4. ^^ilne^s N'arioiis flourishini^- clubs and societies are alreadv launched into what may be counted as a hit^iily successful year. 5. The uew clocks are havinf^' a stransi-e effect Ujjon \'e scribe. While home, my teeth are heard to click momently. f). W e surely arc i>-ettin,^- important. A complete knowledi^'e of our travels is now essential to the powers that be. (."lass elections have been held and all the classes are looking forward to a record year under the followiui^ class officers: Seniors—llarriman Sherman, ['resident; Carl Wirshin.^', Vice President; jane I'us-h, Secretary; jane MacC'onnell, Treasurer; Warren C"oo])er, Seri;"eant-at-.\rms. THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 13 J u n i o r s — W i l l i a m AlcCord, P r e s i d e n t ; Lorna D r o w n c , V^ice P r e s i d e n t ; Lola Harbour. S e c r e t a r y ; l^lliot. I'arkman. T r e a s u r e r ; Geor^-e R o s b r o o k , Ser^-eant-at-Arms. Sophomores—Robert Harding, President; Gordon Kingslev, \'ice P r e s i d e n t ; j a n e iUickley, S e c r e t a r y ; iietty C h a p m a n , T r e a s u r e r ; j a c k P e n j a m i n , Sergeant-at-.Arms. 2 S i g m a is on the brink of a n e w year. U n d e r the able leade;-- ship of the ol'licers plans have been made f o r a very s u c c e s s f u l and interesting year. S i g m a ' s present officers a r e : ['resident, V i r g i n i a S m i t h ; \'ice President, L o r n a D . o w n e ; S e c retary, Ruth X i c h o l s ; Treasurer, Loretta D e g e n a a r ; Critic, 'l)ar-- bara T o m e r ; Mistress of C e r e m o n i e s , Pauline \\'est; M a r s h a l , Rutli M i l e s ; S e n i o r Editor, A n n e Dunigan. A X X 1 < : D C X K i A X , '30 A t the annual ban(|uet of A d e l p h o i last year w e elected the following officers; llarriman dent; Carl lUirgess Sherman, Garrison, President; Secretary; Warren Cooper, I'^lliot Parkman, W i r s h i n g , Master of C e r e m o n i e s ; \^ice Presi- Treasurer; Mason Tolman. lUisine^^s M a n a g e r ; Echnond M a y b e r r y , S e r g e a n t - a t - A r m s . W e are a r r a n g i n g s o m e line p r o g r a m s for the c o m i n g year, inc l u d i n g an initiation. T h e m e m b e r s are all cot)perating with the s o c i e t y and taking a keen interest in it. W i t h this spirit ])revailing a m o n g o u r m e m b e r s .Adelphoi r-d u e for a b i g v e a r ! E. B. G. 14 Till'. CRIMSON AND WHITE A t t h e last election the f o l l o w i n g m e m b e r s w e r e chosen f o r office lor the y e a r 1929-30: D o r o t h y H o t a l i n g , P r e s i d e n t ; (]race W e b b , V^ice President ; Helen W i l t s i e , C o r r e s p o n d i n g S e c r e tary; A l m a Terrell, Recording Secretary; Jane Pugh, T r e a s n r e r ; j a n e M a c C o n n e l l , M i s t r e s s of C e r e m o n i e s ; E l i z a b e t h Rapp, M a r s h a l ; D o r o t h y S i m o n , P i a n i s t ; Reba L e v i s o n , Critic. A \ ery s u c c e s s f u l card party w a s held at the h o m e of a beneficent m e m b e r , M i s s Reba L e v i s o n , w i t h w h a t w e consider an exceedingly w o r t h y o u t c o m e , b o t h socially and financially. P l a n s for the rush p a r t y to be held N o v e m b e r first are c o m ])lcte. A n i n t e r e s t i n g ])rogram h a s been a r r a n g e d by j a n e M a c Connell, w i t h the line coo])eration of the m e m b e r s . (_)nin is l o o k i n g f o r w a r d to a m o s t s u c c e s s f u l year. A. T . ALUMNI NOTES 402 P r o s p e c t Street, Westfield, New Jersey O c t o b e r 21, 1929 Dear Milnites, 1 h a v e so m a n y fond m e m o r i e s of Milne H i g h S c h o o l that it is really hard to put e v e n one d o w n on ])ai)er. A l t h o u g h 1 w a s g r a d u a t e d from there w a y back in 1922, I h a v e seen and heard m u c h of M i l n e lately t h r o u g h m a n y of its p r e s e n t students and oven m o r e f r o m my Sister M a r j o r i e wht) is with y o u now. 1 j u d g e froni the stories and hints I h a v e g a t h e r e d , that M i l n e is just the same, e x c e p t for y o u r l o x e l y n e w ([narters, as it Avas vN'hen \ w a s there. 1 s u p p o s e y o u ' d like to k n o w w h a t 1 am d o i n g n o w ; well, 1 am the (lirl S c o u t Director for W e s t f i e l d , N. j . T h i s is a very beautiful, well-to-do residential suburb of N e w Y o r k C i t y . W e h a v e a little ()\'er 160 sct)uts and ha\'e started three n e w tn)()j)s since I ' v e been here. I like the w o r k very m u c h and especially the t o w n and the people. A f t e r six w e e k s here 1 think I'm a p r e t t y g o o d j u d g e , don't THE you? CRIMSON AND W H I T E 15 I c o u l d tell y o u m u c h al)()ut " m y s c o u t s " and h o w over- a n x i o u s they seem to l)c for m o r e sccnitinj^; of o u r m a n y i^-ood times, hikes, parties and special i^'roups—but \ m u s t not b o r e v o u witli m y " s h o p talk." I w i s h all the m e m b e r s of the C r i m s o n a n d W h i t e board tlie best of luck for this cominjj- year. really h a v e s o m e fun with it, too. It is a lot of w o r k b u t then y o u I r e m e m b e r s o m e very funny t i m e s w h i c h I had w h e n 1 w a s the J o k e lulitor. 1 d o h o p e ^Tilne's athletics are better than w h e n I w a s there. A n y w a y w e did h a v e a pretty g-ood g-jrl's basket ball team, so here's i^'ood luck to this y e a r ' s team. Sincerely D O R O T ! IV L. W r U JAMS State Colles^'e ()ct()l)er 23, 1929 ^rilnites A l l , It d o e s n ' t seem half so strange to be w r i t i n g - y o u as I t h o u g h t itw o u l d . 1 see so m a n y of y o u e\ ery d a y n o w that I feel m o r e like o n e of y o u than I have since P r o f e s s o r Sayles h a n d e d m e m y (li])l()iu.i nearly f o u r years ag'o. lUit h o w y o u ' v e g-ro\vn since m y d a } ' ! h a p s the n e w building- has d o n e it, or the n e w staff of .Anyway, there's something- different aliout y o u . Per- teachers. Arayl)e it's all f o r the best. l)Ut this is apro])os of nothing- at all. 1 w a s asked to tell y o u a b o u t s o m e of the m o s t interesting- times Milne. I liad when F was in I w o n d e r if, by that, y o u m e a n t for m e to la}' bare m y g-rim past and m a k e c o n f e s s i o n s that w o u l d startle y o u r dig-nified c o n stituency. AVell, I'm not g o i n g - t o , an}'wa}'. Perhaps I haxen't an}'- Ihing- to c o n f e s s ; you'll nex'er be sure. .\11 sorts of m e m o r i e s c o m e rusliing: 1)ack- as I write this letter. T h e r e were the l l a l l o w e ' e n stunts in which lain. I w a s a l w a y s the vil- ( T h e y w e r e the onl}' ojjportunities I e v e r had to w e a r D a d ' s stoN'epipe hat.) T h e r e was the matrimonial bureau that t w o of iis c o n d u c t e d for the l o v e l o r n maids of o u r class. There were-~but I can't g"o m u c h further w i t h o u t becoming- inx-ohed in m a t t e r s that I j u s t said I shcnildn't discuss. I r e m e m b e r the time M i s s W h e e l i n g - c a m e to l o o k o v e r s c h o o l b e f o r e she a c c e p t e d the position of I<jig-lish critic. the ( S h e has ne\'er heard this b e f o r e , so she will 1K' as sur])rised as y o u . ) 1 was 16 Till'. CRIMSON AND WHITE a j u n i o r , and \vc had j u s t finislied o u r study of " J u l i u s Caesar." O u r ICn^lish t e a c h c r told us o n e day in class that o u r n e w critic w a s cc)niin<;- and asked us if w e s h o u l d n ' t like to draniatixe a s c e n e f r o m the p l a y t o s h o w h e r w h a t a c l e v e r c r o w d she w a s .^'oini;" t o ha\e to w o r k w i t h . N'ou can iniai^'ine lujw e x c i t e d w e w e r e . We c h o s e t h e s c e n e w e w a n t e d to i)resent. and t h e n — t h i s is the ])art 1 renieniber b e s t — t h e t e a c h e r i^'ave nie a b s o l u t e chari^'e o f castinj^-, costuniin<>- and (lirectint>- it. I think that w a s o n e of the bij^'i^est m o - m e n t s of m y life. T h e c r o w d of us m e t at colle£>-e the followini;- S a t u r d a y ins4' to rehearse. morn- T h e s c e n e w e w e r e doinj^- w a s that in w h i c h C i n n a the ])()et is l y n c h e d by the m o b . and if y o u have read the p l a y y o u ' l l e m e m b e r the r o u g i i a c t i o n and l o u d shriekint^' that takes p l a c e iii it. M y cast, it s e e m e d t o me. w e r e i n e x j j r e s s i b l y mild, and for a full half an h o u r I did nothinii^ b u t ur,^•e t h e m to j o s t l e , fall, run and .generally ])ull o n e a n o t h e r a b o u t . A t last, a f t e r a g e s it seemed, they b e g a n to g e t into the spirit of the p l a y , and then such s h r i e k i n g and b a n g i n g y o u n e v e r heard in all y o u r lives. o f the r o o m b e a m i n g w i t h s a t i s f a c t i o n . guess what happened. I sat in the b a c k And then—well, you can T h e d o o r ()i)ened, and a j a n i t o r ' s a n g r y h e a d w a s s t u c k inside. " W h a t d o e s all this noise m e a n ? " he s h o u t e d . kids, aren't y{)U? "Iligh School W h a t are y o u d o i n g at the c o l l e g e to l a y ? Get o u t of h e r e b e f o r e I send f o r Mr. S a y l e s . and h u r r y u ] ) ! " M y ho])es w e r e d a s h e d . an ICva L e ( ] a l l i e n n e . an a x e r s i o n I w a s n o l o n g e r a David l i e l a s c o o r 1 w a s o n l y a " h i g h s c h o o l k i d . " and o h . w h a t 1 t o o k to that p a r t i c u l a r j a n i t o r ! W e g a v e the ])lav in class. howe\'er. and if y o u w a n t to k n o w a n y m o r e a b o u t tlus t o r y , ask Miss W h e e l i n g h o w it all c a m e o u t . It w a s m y rir.st e x p e r i e n c e in i)lay p r o d u c t i o n . l A - e r y t h i n g is g o l d e n w h e n I l o o k b a c k o v e r m y d a y s at ATilne. A f t e r f o u r y e a r s , the ha])])y or l u d r i c r o u s e v e n t s are the o n e s y o u r e m e m b e r and I h a v e p l e n t y of m e m o r i e s . be r e c a l l i n g a f t e r y o u are 1 wonder what you'll graduated. Sincerely nOkOTIIV L. I 5 R 1 : ^ I M E R . '26 THE CRIMSON AND WniTii 17 School a<5-ain ! A n d Sports ! W e tried our hand at football this fall for the first time in the history of the school. l'\)otl)all is not a reco.^'nized sport, and \VL' were forced to coach ourselves. T o date we have ])layed only one i^anie, that with the I ' r o y Ct)untry Day School, and while we were defeated by their heavier and well-coached team, we nevertheless made a s^ood showing and played g o o d football. At the time of writing- a game with the Albany A c a d e m y Reserves is being sought. T h e basketball sc|uad will be called out by Coach Baker about the first of November, h'ive out of eight of last year's successful team are back with us again this year. W e have several fine ])ros])ects who should work in very well with the scpuul. Our team will be under the direct coaching of Rutherford C. l>aker, State College coach, and will be captained by Carl Wirshing. N o team can play good basketball without the cooperation of the student body. T h i s year Milne is bigger than ever before, and with the increased number of players out for the team a better (|uality of basketball will be seen. The attendance at the basketball games for the past several years has been fair, and last year it was really good. W e hope that every student of Milne will give his team loyal su])i)ort. Come to all the g a m e s ! \'ou will enjoy yourselves and have the time of your lives cheering your team to victory. College cheer for "LIni\ersity of ICxpert I'arbers:' Cut his li]), Ri]) his jaw, T.eave his face Raw! Raw! Raw!! L» THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Personals of Our Returned Warriors of the Court and Diamond Harriman S h e r m a n , " S h e r m y " — W i t h a s u m m e r s p e n t w i t h the w o o l l y b e a r s up north in back of him, " S h e r m y " should look ahead of him to a w i n t e r filled with c o a c h ' s f a m i l i a r voice. lulmond M a y b e r r y , "I^'^irpo"—Between ditch di^i>ging and the D e l m a r theatre " F i r p o " oug-ht ,to h a v e a b r e a k i n g curve—^or p e r h a p s a b r o k e n back. Hurs^ess Garrison. " B i r d i e " — A n o t h e r Sling'erlands pr, d u c t back a f t e r a hard s u m m e r ' s w o r k . A n d h o w ! K e n n e t h Phelps, " K e n " — I s little K e n n e t h ever s e r i o u s ? W e ' v e n e v e r seen him that w a y . T h e 1)oy w i t h the " s m i l e that w o n ' t come o f f . " Raymond Pafunda, " P a f f y " — P r e t t y lucky. Gets a w a y with lots because t h e coach can't see him. Carl Wirshing-, " W i r s h " — T h e M o n a r c h of all he s u r v e y s . We w o n d e r w h a t he s u r v e y e d in H o l l y w o o d and w h y he w a s a w e e k late for school ? W i l l i a m Sharpe, " B i l l " — O u r c h a n c e s don't look so g o o d this y e a r w i t h our ex-ca])tain f o l l o w i n g up " R u s s e l l .S^igf^i" p r e t t y c l o s e l y . Paul M a c C o r m a c k , " C y " — D i d C y stop " b o h u n k i n ' a r o u n d " this s u m m e r ? C o a c h will soon see. (George R o s b r o o k , " R o z z y " — " I s there no j u s t i c e in the w o r l d , " cries R o z z y . " B e t w e e n s u m m e r school and p i t c h i n g h a y , T had a wonderful vacation." f o l l o w i n g schedule has been a r r a n g e d by M a n a g e r l^oyce : Middleburgh—Home Open d a t e — H o m e Open d a t e — A w a y Delmar—Home Delmar—Away Open d a t e — H o m e P)urnt H i l l s — A w a y Open d a t e — A w a y Canajoharie—Home Chatham—Away Open d a t e — H o m e Open d a t e — H o m e Open d a t e — A w a y C\)bleskill—Home Middleburgh—Away ()])en d a t e — H o m e Chatham—Home December 7 D e c e m b e r 13 D e c e m b e r 14 Deceml)er 20 J a n u a r y 10 J a n u a r y 11 J a n u a r y 17 J a n u a r y 18 l^\'hruary 8 F e b r u a r y 14 Fe1)-uary 15 F e b r u a r y 21 l'>bruary 22 March 2 March 7 M a r c h 14 M a r c h 15 E. B. G . — R . F. P. ^ ¥ THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 19 V AiR S liT Y lCItUR © il T h e V a r s i t y C l u b has resumed its activities again w i t h better Milne spirit than ever. M a n y of our letter men of last y e a r have l)een graduated ; consecjuently we w h o are left are looking forward to s o m e new members this year. O u r only entrance rec[uirement is an M earned in one of Alilne's sports. T o those w h o have not yet been awarded a letter—earn one and be welcomed into the V^arsity Club ! BURGESS GARRISOX. '30, President I I A R R I M A N S l l E R M A X , '30. Sec.-Treas. Milne Graduate Will Receive T r y - O u t With St. Louis Club M a n t o n Spaulding, w h o w a s graduated from Milne H i g h school in the class of 1928. is to get a try-out w i t h the St. L o u i s Cardinals of the National League, l i e will be sent for more exi)erience to the Waynesbort) club of the Blue Ridge league, owned by the St. L(niis club. D u r i n g the past season. Spaulding pitched for the S c h u y l e r s of A l b a n y , w i n n i n g eight games and losing one. A m o n g these victories w e r e t w o no-hit games and t w o 2-hit games. Spaulding is the only Milne High school man to g e t a try-out w i t h a m a j o r l e a g u e team. He w a s tutored by Coach Rutherford R. Baker and C o a c h W i l l i a m Morris, of A l b a n y A c a d e m y . Ixnh of w h o m cooi)erated to obtain a trial in the big circuit ft)r the former high school star. W h e n the teacher asked Rozzie w h a t were st)me uses of c o w hide, he replied, that he t h j u g h t the most important one w a s to keep the c o w together. 20 THH CRIMTON AND WHITI; DRA»» B» DUuLIT BRAUSTRIl WADF, J« 1835 Since this is the first issue of the Crimson and W h i t e for thi^ year and our ICxchanj^'e Department friends are likewise just p u l > hshinj^ their earliest numl^ers. our list is rather limited. However, we sincerely hope that w e may h a v e the pleasure of renewing- our old l^xchani^e accpiaintances of last year and of adding many new friends to our list. , T h e T o r c h — T r o y Catholic High, T r o y , N. Y . ^^)u have a ([uite complete little mag'azine, T r o y Jdigh, hut don't you think it would he advisable to have a special section in the hook for your advertisements. W e like y o u r idea of " A s s e m blies" very much. The Tiger C u b — b l a s t i n g s High School, H a s t i n g s , N e b r a s k a N o w this e x c h a n g e department enjoN'ed y o u r column " G e t t i n g ()ut the l'a])ers Isn't All l"un !" W e certainly k n o w that's true. T h e P a r r o t — C a s t l e t o n on the l ludson l<\)r such a small school. }'our y e a r book sur])asses all we h a v e received. W e certainly were amused at C r a c k e r s from the Parrot. Let us cong-ratulate you heartily. The Volcano—llornell liig-h School. 1 b)rnell. N. Y . N'our paper appeals to us because it is filled with interestingevents concerning N'our school and outside activities. C o m e again and tell us more al)out l l o r n e l l ! Chand B a g h Chronicle—I.ucklow, India (Ireeting-s. C h r o n i c l e ! W e certainly are pleased to hear from our friends so far a w a y . Don't y o u think the b^xchange Department is the most interesting of all the school board, w h e n we recei\e maga/.ines from all o x e r the world. e\-en India? ^'our stories are more interesting- than ever this year, but what we are wondering is. where are }'our sports, humor and ad\ertising- d e p a r t m e n t s ? THE CRIMSON AND 21 WHITE T h e T r i a n g l e — l M n m a W i l l a r d , 'l^roy, X . V. literary section is well done, hut it tends to O v e r w h e l m y o u r other cleparlments. W e w o n d e r if y o u c o u l d n ' t rectify this. T h e H e r m o n i t e — M o u n t 11ernion. ^Nlass. C o m e o f t e n , i l e r m o n i t e ! It's a ])leasure to read a lively s c h o o l ])aper like y o u r s . " D i r t " is es])ecially clever. S o m e h o w , w e found o n l y o n e feature in y o u r literary (le])artment. W h y not try to enlar"-e it a little ? C h i l d — M a m a , am I d e s c e n d e d from a m o n k e y ? M o t h e r — I ' m sure 1 d o n ' t k n o w , child. 1 w a s n ' t well ac(|uainted with ^•our father's familv. Home of the Firemen s Blue Shirt ROHLOFF'S SPECIALTY Fine Shirtings SHIRT — A Fine Line SHOP of Gents' 19 C E N T R A L A V E N U E S t e e f e l Furnishings A L B A N Y , N. Y. S a y s : CORRECT CLOTHES FOR EVERY OCCASION CLOTHING -—= HATS — SHOES — f HABERDASHERY yy S M A R T T O G S F O R G I R L S , TOC^ STEEFEL STATE BROTHERS I'lea.SL" iiuMitiDn "Tlie Crimson and W h i t e " STREET Till'. 22 CRIMSON AND WHITE L A R K B E A U T Y SHOP 209 LANCASTER ST. All Branches of Beauty Culture LEON OIL PERMANENT WAVE EXPERT SERVICE Telephone 4-4')'^'S W e l l - v c r s c d P r i s o n e r — Y o u k n o w stone w a l l s do not a prison make, nor iron bars a ca^'e. Prisoner No. 1 3 1 3 — W e l l , if they don't y o u ' v e been crazy for sittino" here this lonii". THE Phone 3-2 309 AMBASSADOR Dining and Dancing — 9'2 LEE FRANCIS DRESS SHOP Roscland Accs All Dresses $1^.00 ALBANY TROY 2 ^ 2 LARK ST. ALBANY, N . Y . ROAD No Cover Charge S h e — W h a t kind ot sln)es should 1 w e a r w i t h these s t o c k i n g I l e — I li[) boots. STYLED FOR THE CAMPUS Smart Suits and Overcoats in just the Styles reported from Leading Universities by our Style Reporters. $35.00 to $75.00 X • M c M A N L I S ''Correct Attire for RILEY Gentlemen 49-51 STATE STREET I'lfiist? nuMitioii " T h e Crimson and and Boys" ALBANY, N . Y. White" Hm THE CRIMSON AND 23 WHITE W e are all more or less influenced by color. may make a married woman green with envy. THE APOLLON TEA Home Made Sandwiches The grass widow ROOM — Candy — Ice 21? C E N T R A L A V E N U E Cream P H O N E 6-3933 ' 3 2 — D o you k n o w our dining; room suite g'oes hack to Louis the 14th. ' 3 3 — T h a t ' s n o t h i n g ours goes hack to Sears-Roebuck the LSth. INTERIOR ART STUDIOS E C O N O M Y SILK SHOP Lamps and Lamp Shades M. Lipshutz Shades Made to Order 229 Christmas Cards CENTRAL ALHANY 144 WASHINGTON AVENUE NEW YOUK; AVENUE R a l p h — D i d you see the plaid vest that Cy Mac w a s w e a r i n g ? P ) u r g e s s — N o , w h a t ' s he w e a r i n g that forr R a l p h — O h , the doctor told him to kee]) a check on his stomach. Always ONE STEP ON FOOTWEAR AHEAD YOUR REQUIREMENTS ENDICOTT-JOHNSON RETAIL STORES 97 SOUTH PEARL STREET "Quality 8 7 CENTRAL AVENUE at a Price" IMease mention " T h e ("riinson ;ni(l W h i t e " 24 Till'. CRIMSON AND WHITE OLDEST FORD SALES AND SERVICE TN CAPITAL ORANGE MOTOR DISTRICT COMPANY, INC. CHARLES H. TOUHEY, Pres. S c a r s — l l a v c yoii n o t i c e d h o w Mr. Smith talks w i t h a N e w \'ork a c c e n t ? Sa\v1)uck—Ves, lie houg-ht his n e w false teeth at a N e w York mail order h o u s e . One Block from College Phone 4-5?00 THE FRENCH THE SHOP COLLEGE C A N D Y Hosiery and Underwear 176 WASMINC.TON 203 Try AVENUE ALBANY NEW CENTRAL Our Toast^d and Ice Cream YORK SHOP AVENUE Sandwichcs Specials S h e — I ' m (lelii^-hled t o meet y o u Mr. W'irsliMii^-, I've heard so nuich about y o u . Carl-—Wait—you c a n ' t p r o v e a thini^-. A. H A G A M A N ^ CO. Bal{ers 8 7 7 - 8 8 5 MADISON A V E N U E BRANCH ALBANY, N . Y . STORES 206 Lark Street, Albany 885 Madison Avenue, A l b a n y 2()A Steuben Street, A l b a n y 11 10 Madison Avenue, A l b a n y 17,^ Central A v e n u e , A l b a n y 1 .•^78 Clinton A v e n u e , A l b a n y 12.^ So. Pearl Street, A l b a n y Quail Street, A l b a n y ?i2 Fourth Street, T r o y ''Buy Bonnie Bread" I'icase inuit!un "Tlu' Crimson ;m(l W h i t e " THE CRIMSON AND WHITE ALBANY TRANSIT COMPANY RUTHERFORD B. HAYES PRESIDENT I'lease inention "Tlie Crimson and \\'hite" 2^) 26 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E WAGAR^S SANDWICH SHOP WESTERN AT QUAIL SANDWICHES — SALADS — SODAS — SUNDAES Under Management of Wagar's, Inc. Maimers of R:al Home-Made Ice Ci^eam — M o n e y surely talks these days. ( I r a y — I t talks all rig'ht, but it doesn't g"ive itself a w a y . M A X Stationery — Boo\s R I E G E R Candy Barber Shop 1052 MADISON I . AVENUE K O L O D N Y 205 CENTRAL AVENUE I-'rosh (to g-rocer) — I w a n t some food w i t h a lot of iron in it. ( j r o c e r — H a v e y o u tried the chain stores? If ci man s a y s he's all shot to pieces, chances are he's from Chicay'o. WEST S H O E S FOR W O M E N PHARMACY 5H'6 $ A AAA to « E _ T . CORNER OI- WEST LAWRENCE AND MADISON ST. AVE. Sim t to 1« ENNA'JETTICK BOOT LAWRENCE BULSON^S T O G G E R Y SHOP Specialize 27 So. PEARL STREET Children's and School Girls' 201 CENTRAL AVENUE Clothing ALBANY NEW YORK I'lease m. ntiou "The 853 Crimson and MADISON White" AVENUE THE CRIMSON ]. H. AND 27 WHITE F. A . M E A D E , I N C . 721 B R O A D W A Y OTEGO VALLEY CREAMERY BUTTER On Sale by Leading Grocers AFacDonall, will ye have a cii^'arette? Thank ye, no. I never smoke we' i^ioNes on. \ canna standi the smell of bnrnin"- leather. Phone 3<0982 MORRIS SHOP THE WENDELL STUDIO Dress Apparel and T^ovelties 241 CENTRAL AVENUE Photographers 46 NORTH PEARL ALBANY STREET NEW YORK Janet—Where does that hoy with the lonj^- hair come from? Helen—-He's from Yale. lanet—Oh, ves—I've heard of those Yale locks. lease nu'iitioii "The Criinsoii and W l i i t e ' 28 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E Celebrate Thanksgiving in a Pair of Our GROUND GRIPPER SHOES "BsatUy in Every Line — Comfort GROUND in Every Step" GRIPPER SHOE STORE 8 STEUBEN STREET ALBANY, N. Y jack—1)111 can't l)e much of an artist. I never see any of his works on exhibition. lane—Well—about the only drawins^- material he uses is a corkscrew. STATE COLLEGE G I F T C A F E T E R I A JUNIOR HK;II—11:00'11:30 S H O P 204 LARK STREET S T AT R; C O L L U (: L I — 1 1 : 3 0 ' 1 2 : 3 0 MILNU HI(;H—12:30-1 :30 Abbie (about to enter airplane)—Oh, Mr. Pilot, are you sure you'll bring me back all right? C'ooper—)h. don't w o r r y ; I've never left anyone u]) there yet. LEONE^S BEAUTY PARLOR DE W I T T CLINTOIJ HOTEL AND 22 STEUBEN STREET ALBANY NEW YORK IMi'.-isf nuMition " T h e Crimson and White mMm T H E CRIMSON AND 2'; WIHTI- SPECTOR\S C L O T H E S SHOP 233 CENTRAL AVENUE, Bet. ROBIN AND LAKE 2 PANTS SUITS — COLLECJIATE MODEL OVERCOATS - HATS HABERDASHERY Exclusive, Imt ?{ot Expensive ( W c Are ready to take care of your Holiday Furnishings) Cooper says ICsther Davies must have 1)ecn vaecinated with a \"ietr(ila needle, 'eause she's so talkative. ALLEN TAILOR A N D MILHAM'S CLEANER BARBER AND BEAUTY M. Mar^, Prop. SHOP 1 SOUTH ALLEN STREET 10^0 Phone 6-60 39'J MADISON AVI-NUI; Have yoti heard of the ahsent-niinded professor who boiled hi-^ wateh and held the in his hand ? ()tir idea of a ])r()si)erous man is one who ean snioke a CoronaCorona in a forest lire, and not ^ix e a darn. ^ Worcester, Mass., 1882 — Established Albany, N. Y., 189.^ R I C H A R D HEALY CO. Importers and Retailers SUITS — COSTUMES — GARMENTS — FURS Telephone 3'039t 44 N O R T H PEARL STREET ALBANY, N. Y. For Your Social Scholastic Functions— HOSLER ICE C R E A M CO., ''Creain of INC. Creams" Special Arrangements for School Dances and Rush Parties Measi' n u n t i o i i "Tlie Crimson and White" THE 30 CRIMSON AND Wiirrr: "Say It With Flowers" THE A R K A Y FLORIST W e Telegraph Flowers to All Parts of the World HOTEL TEN EYCK BUILDING, SS'-S? STATE STREET 29 SOUTH PEARL STREET Phone 3'23 30 1st—Why are you sini^'inj;- " A w a k e ^^y Soul?" 2n(l—liecause my foot's asleep. Telephone BEN 3-3103 MEGINNISS CO., INC. "Every Electrical J\leed Since 189rV' 368-370 ALBANY NEW YORK SMITH Eye Classes Optometrist Optician ^O N O R T H 181 BROADWAY V. PEARL JAY S T R E E T , 3 THIRD STREET, ALBANV SCHENECTADY STREET, TROY She—We're g-ettinf^- in awfully late last nis^-ht this morning-, lie—That's all right. We'll slee]) until this e\'ening tomorrow. Ila\e you heard of the Scotehman who tried to send a nigiit letter during the eelipse? GRUEN W A T C H E S $25.00 and Up GOTHAM WATCHES FOR SCHOC:)L G. V . ^ F. W . CAMERON 284 CENTRAL AVENUE ALBANY NEW YORK $7.85 and Up • • X X X X 'WE PF/V I:DRN£R. (^PtmUet^. E5TAf3USHEO • /8S7 rORNER~HUD£DN AVE.'^'^o BO.PEARL. IMi'asi.' niLMition " T h e HARDWARE Gld.ss Crimson and White' Faint THE CRIMSON AND WHITE SUITS AND OVERCOATS HATS, FURNISHINGS AND LEATHER GOODS BOYCE 66-68 S T A T E S T R E E T MILWAIN A L B A N Y , N. Y. l i e w a s only a ex-ray operator, l)ut he liad a lot of insid; information. S. E. MILLER Men's Outfitters SON and Custoni Tailors Hanan 6? Son Men's Shoes 34-36 ALBANY MAIDEN LANE NEW YORK Hotel C l e r k — D o y o u wish a i)rivate bath? Ciuest—1 should say so, I very seldom l)athe in puhlie. D e n t i s t — D o you want g"as? Shar])e (absent mindedl}-) — \'eh, chanj^'e my oil, to;). J'lcasf mention " T h e t.'rinison and W'liite" 32 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E WEEBER CYCLE WORKS E. O. WEEBER Bicycles — Children's Vehicles — Toy Wheel Goods 174-176 C E N T R A L A V E N U E , A L B A N Y , N. Y. D r u n k — " S h a y , ish (lis a hand laundry?" Chink—"Yessie." D r u n k — " W e l l , wash ma' hands then." COLONIAL T A I L O R S AND FURRIERS Cleaners and Dyers Dial 6'0040'W We Call and Deliver 302 CENTRAL AVENUE K i l c a u l e y — " H a v e you ever been kissed by a bi.^-, str(M\q;, handsome man?' S l i e — " N o , could you fix it up for me some time?" Dial .V48')7 360 Stores GILLENVS SPORT 5 Factories G. R. K I N N E Y CO. SHOP Shoes ARMY — NAVY — CAML' For All Occasions F. C. Shahan, Mgr. 48 No. PEARL STREET 540 BROADWAY ALBANY NEW YORK: IMeasi- m e n t i o n "The ALBANY Crimson and NEW YORK ^Vllite' THE CRIMSON AND WHITE M A R Y STIEGELMAIER SCHOOL The School of hidividiial Instruction SHORTHAND TYPEWRITING BOOKKEEPING FILING ETC. 244 L A R K STREET, CORNER L A N C A S T E R TELEPHONE 3-3793 Convenient to All Cars and Bus Lines I ' o o t e — f e e t Send for Circular suttini^iy nuis' be built like camels." I^ase—"Meanin' w h i c h — " IuK)te—"I'eciiz (ley can exist so powerful loni^- wid'out watah." Baked Goods Made Purely for You SCHUPP'S A. W I L D O V E FURNITURE CO. BAKERY Quality Ba\ed Goods 325 CENTRAL Dial Phone 6'1020'J A. Wildovc AVENUE 247 AND 2 5 7 CENTRAL ALBANY 6'2746'W This AVENUE NEW YORK Carcfi Inrst C l a s s — " D i d you .^'o to see b'riednckshafen Second C l a s s — " N o . Did he cut himself?" STUDENTS' SPECIAL OFFER PERKINS 15 No. SILK PEARL SHOP COUPONS STREET Over Kresge FOR Photographs at Half Rate May Be Secured at the CO'OP SHOP To Be Taken at the OBENAUS MATERIALS BY THE YARD AND AT A SAVING STUDIO C^ver Grant's Store 57 No. PEARL ALBANY IMcasi- iiu'iilioii "Tlu- (.'rinisoii ;in(l WliitL-" STREET NEW YORK 34 Till'. CRIMSON AND WHITE Compliments Compliments of of DE W I T T C L I N T O N PHARMACY A FRIEND STATE AND EAGLE A L B A N Y H A R D W A R E AND I R O N C O . 39-43 STATE STREET Complete Sport Equipment Leather Coats, Windhreakers, Sweaters, Sheepskin Lined Coats HeadquarVjrs for Gym Supplies "Always 'Worth Going Afttdr" JOSEPH J I A N E T T O OWEN^S Shoe Shop Fresh Home Made ICE 273 ONTARIO STREET C R E A M Sherbets 8 0 3 MADISON IMcisc intiUion " T h e Crimson and White' Ices AVENUE j^fpyp ^^TP^'Sf^^ . J. THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Phone 6-4450 3) Telephone 4-2290 J. H . S L A T T E R Y , PH.G. Pharmacist MARSTON SEAMAN Jewelers DRUGS — SODA — CANDY CIGARS — CIGARETTES DIAMOND AND TOILETRIES WATCH MERCHANTS ImporPcd and Domestic 20 So. PEARL STREET CENTRAL AND NO. LAKE AVES. ALBANY ALBANY, N. Y. M I L D R E D ELLEY NEW YORK: SCHOOL The Model School SHORTHAND — TYPEWRITING — SECRETARIAL COURSES 245 QUAIL STREET, ALBANY, N. Y. DIALPHONE 6-1694 STETSON'FISK, INC. Compliments of Stationery—Fountain P A R I S D R E S S Office Pens Supplies Printers C O M P A N Y 64-66 So. PEARL STREET ALBANY 42-44 STATL' STREET NEW YORK' ALBANY IMease nu-iition " T h e Crimson and NEW YORK White" fii^wij^^ [lyiiii^ 36 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE H O W A R D E. M A R S T O N , I N C . Prescription Opticians HOTEL TEN EYCK BLDG. STATE STREET ALBANY A Gift VAN NEW YORK from HEUSEN CLARK CHARLES Means SCHOOL OF A R T More 244 LARK STREET 468 ALBANY BROADWAY NEW YORK AUSTIN-EMPIRE Producers ENGRAVERS, of Effective Printing 24-30 SHERIDAN AVENUE INC. Plates ALBANY, N. \ SUNDAY TELEGRAM CORPORATION 5 VAN TROMP STREET Letterheads Envelopes Cards Programs TELEPHONE 3-1277 Printers of "The Crimson and White" I'ltase mention '"I'he Crimson and White' Invitations 'Si • A : 5 Wk-B ' W if V Vi*^ r T'• - f i m J i -f^ J