THE CRIMSON A N D W H I T E \'()lunif XX\' DF.CK^IBKR, 1928 Xuinhcr II CON'I'ENTS I'Iditorial 3 Literature 4 Alumni Notes 21 School Notes 21 l^xclianges 2o Ilunior 25 Puhlishecl Four Times a Year by the Students of the Milne High SchooJ of Albany, New York TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION One year (4 numbers) payable in advance BOARD OF $1.00 EDITORS Editor'iri'Chief IRENE GEDNEY Assistant Editor RALPH GARRISON School Editor FREDERICK HALL EMMA G R A C E WEBB DOROTHY BIRCHENOUGH Assistant School Editor Aluvini Editors , FRANCES M c M A H O N , DOROTHY HOTALING Assistant ABBIE Alumni Editor Exchange Editor HELEN P A U L Y Assistant GILKERSON Exchange Editor Joke Editor OLIVER Y O R K Assistant HARRIMAN SHERMAN BOB WILEY Joke Editor Sports Editor HENRY BLATNER Bu.smess Manager WILLIAM SHARPE Advertising Manager HELEN CROMIE ESTHER D A VIES R A Y M O N D PAFUNDA KYRON SNOWDEN x W I L L I A M SMITH . . . ^ GEORGE ROSBROOK BURGESS GARRISON ELLIOT P A R K M A N . ) . . Advertising ^ Agents ^ THE CRIMSON AND WHITE KITORLA ± ±L±kJ A MERRY CHRISTMAS rerha])S the 1)cst lox'cd time of all the y e a r is ihe season. Christmas W h a t ha])])y nieinories it recalls, and w h a t j o y o u s antiei- l)ations it a w a k e n s ! Witching- m i s t l e t o e , h o l l y , ])ron(l little ever- g r e e n s bearins^' their m e s s a g e of N'uletide j o y . i^oodies. m y s t e r i o u s I'areels, faces radiating- with j o y and ha])])iness. fnrti\ e w hisj)erinf;s ---e\-erythins^- that is a part of C h r i s t m a s spirit. ( )ntside, a \ ir^in m a n t l e of s n o w c o v e r s the earth and t r a n s f o r m s with a fairy-like b e a u t y . pure white skies. burdens Held and forest T h e lealless b r a n c h e s of trees with their outline fantastic silhouettes as^ainst wintry All the air is ])er\'ade(l with an a t m o s p h e r e of j o y o u s e x p e c t - a n c v , of h u s h e d ])rayer. of u n s p o k e n worship. lMer\- C'hristmas. as we i^o to c h u r c h , w e listen to the tale of the first C h r i s t m a s , the sweetest story e\er told. iMerytime we hear it o u r hearts thrill a n e w , and we are filled with a j o y o t i s llood of lo\'e for the H o l y b a b e , w h o w a s b o r n in a rude stable m a n y y e a r s as^o. many, W h i l e w i s e men w e r e bearint.;" i)recious i^ifts f r o m afar to the Christ child, aui^vls w e r e sin.^in,^- their souses of triumi)h to the watchins.;" s h e p h e r d s on the hills of " ( i l o r y to ( l o d liethlehem. in the hij^hest, and ou earth ])eace. ^ o o d will toward men." T h u s the}- ])roclaimed the ad\ent of the .Messiah w h o was to be the lis^'ht of the w o r l d , well k n o w n . The three l l o w the i)eoi)le recei\-ed him then Kins^s of the ( )rient brous^iit otTeriui^s of t^old, f r a n k e n c e n s e and m y r r h . i l i s head, chanlin.^- their inspired c h o r u s . Mini is their Ani^els throns^ed a r o u n d Then did learniui;- and m u s i c s u r r o u n d the b a b e ; then did they ])ay homaj^e to their little Kins4'. .\s the \ e n e r a b l e seers in their w i s d o m , and the heav enly a u g e l s with their j o y o t i s c a r o l s b o w e d b e f o r e the Christ child, let us this C h r i s t m a s t i d e d o likewise, and join h a n d s in son^- and s i n c e r i t y of purpose. AND I THE CRIMSON AND WHITE A HAPPY NEW YEAR Just bccaiisc this year is old, vcM-y old, there is no reason why we shonld not wish it a blessed farewell. This we do in all humility, realizini^- thai as individuals and as a student body, we have often \\ aste(l niueh of the ])riceless time 1928 has so o-enerously offered us. T.et this be one of the resolutions with which we shall s^'reet this ])romisin_^- infant, youn^- 1929—that we shall not waste time. 'I'ime brinies oijportunity, opportunity brin.^s success—that is the messaj^e in a nutshell! Another resolution we Milnites shall make is that we shall supi)ort our s])lendi(l basketball team. If they know that we are back of them to the last man, this confidence and encouram"ement will stimulate them to untold x'ictories. 1. (u T H E SONG OF T H E CHRISTMAS TREE 1 ha\'e been broui^ht from my home in the forest 'I'o hel]) spread Christmas cheer. I am ha])])y and ])roud to be chosen An ai^ent in this worthy career. My limbs are adorned with ornaments ]\Jy ti]) with a silver star, y\nd my many li.^hts which beam so bris^htly Are seen by the traveler afar. Many g'ifts pre])ared with lo\'e Are piled upon the tloor. And as 1 see the joy they give It thrills me o'er and o'er. ]\ly boughs bend low—my life ebbs fast— Soon 1 shall be cast away— I'lUt my heart is full of the happiness That's reigning this Christmas Day. LOIS E. POINTER, '32. || j \ I, f I I THE TWO CRIMSON AND CHRISTMAS WHITE PRESENTS " S u r e , I ' m s^xjin' to the a l f a i r ! " " I t is loN'ely of the linn to i^ive a d a n c e l i k e — " " V e h , l)iit they oiii^iit to. L o o k at the t i m e w e 1)een workin" l a t e l y and b u s y — s a y , b a b y , I didn't k n o w l)ut w h a t 1 w a s a ])air ol silk s t o c k i n ' s m y s e l f . " " I ' m rather sorr}- 1 can't i^o." "What! ^'on're not i;'oin'? A w . s n a p out of it, k i d ! Mvery- o n e s i^'onna i^it w h a t they can out of this c o m ] ) a n y . " A clock struck nine and each j^irl h a s t e n e d to her counter. !!us}' C h r i s t m a s shoj)|)ers were alread>' scurryinj^- al)otit ])ickini^- out an}- article that s e e m e d to them a i^ood jjurchase. familiar c r i e s of the salest^irls c o u l d be heard, All o\ er the s t o r e h^rom o n e c o u n t e r , howe\'er, the \-oice did not sound so loud and x'uli^ar, and a smile w e n t with ex'ery sale. T h e salesi^irl at this c o u n t e r was M r s . M a e l l o f f m a n , a younj.; She was a rather attractive i^irl, tall and s l e n d e r , widow. w a s dark and inclined to be wa\'V. expression workers. that There seemed to declare existed i^'ood-natured smile. her a sadness su])eriority \\-hich was to her concealed fellowby the .\s she m a d e each sale she thou^'ht, " M e r e is ten c e n t s m o r e for L o l a ' s c o a l . $24.00. l l e r hair She had a pleasant face with an T h a t m a k e s $L^.10 and 1 need o n l } ' 1 h o p e the sales are bi^^-er or m y c o m m i s s i t j n s will n e v e r .'unount to $8.90 m o r e . " Then a ])icture of Lola w Inch she w a s s a v i n , H a s h e d throus^h her m i n d . in the coat for M a e was the s a m e i^irl \\-ho w as not attendin,^' the d a n c e . It w a s neariui^" n o o n . o'clock. She m u s t m a k e $8.00 m o r e b e f o r e six T h e n o o n bell raui^'. disc()ura,t4e(l. She left her b(Joth d o w n h e a r t e d and .As she sli])ped on her w o r n hat and c o a t , she ized the imj)ossibility of earnint^' the retpiired s u m . real- She went to a small restam'ant and o r d e r e d a s a n d w i c h and a c u p of c o f f e e . While s h e w a s waitins^- for her o r d e r , v a r i o u s thouj^hts ran throu,nh mind. L o l a m u s t ha\-e that ct)at. her All L o l a ' s f r i e n d s w e r e receivinu" THE CRIMSON n e w c o a t s f r o m their parents. AND WHITE L o l a w o u l d feel s o bad w i t h o u t o n e , 1)ut for ^^16.00 o n e c o n l d not i^et an a t t r a c t i v e c o a t . c o u l d obtain the m o n e y still needed. ri\e(l. If o n l y she T h e s a n d w i c h and c o f f e e ar- A s she ate she tried to think of m e a n s to secure the m o n e y . r e r h a ] ) s she w o u l d hnd a valuable riui;- for the return of w h i c h she w o i d d be i^ix'cn a lar.^e sum of m o n e y . almost impossible. She c o u l d b o r r o w T h i s w a s i m p r o b a b l e and the m o n e y f r o m the store. T h e y w o u l d ne\er miss 88.00. and she w o u l d return it as s o o n possible. as M a y b e her sisters-in-law w o u l d t^ix'e her s o m e m o n e y for a C h r i s t m a s .^"ift. T h u r s d a } ' when she returned to w o r k she c o u l d brint;' the m o n e y , and all w o u l d be all rii^ht. T h i s w a s her final plan, her last resort, and she w o u l d c a r r y it o u t . .After she had hn- ished the c o f f e e she hurried b a c k to the s t o r e . I l e r c o n s c i e n c e bcjthered her. T h i s ])lan w a s b e l o w her. was a dist^race e\en to c o n s i d e r it, b u t It L o l a m u s t ha\e the c o a t . It w a s s o (larlinj4-, and then there w a s a hat to m a t c h . M\e dollars m o r e , as long- as she had d e t e r m i n e d to take it, w o u l d n ' t m a k e m u c h difference. S t i l l — c o u l d she dcj it? She tried to forget the ])rob- lem of the c o a t , l)ut it s e e m e d i m p o s s i b l e . A { ti\e ( / c l o c k an errand b o y a n n o u n c e d that she w a s w a n t e d in the otiice. As M a e turned, b e w i l d e r e d , to d e m a n d of him for what reason she s h o u l d be s u m m o n e d to the otifice, he ])icked up a ])ile of articles to be wrai)])ed and ran t o w a r d the s t o c k r o o m . Mae hastily p o w d e r e d her nose and c o n d ) e d her hair b e f o r e she k n o c k e d at the d o o r of the office, timid and f r i g h t e n e d . " C o m e in, Mrs. H o f f m a n , M r . S t e d m e r will see y o u ])resently," w a s the a n s w e r to her k n o c k . 'Idle m i n u t e s s e e m e d to g o so s l o w l y . All sorts of ideas passed t h r o u g h her mind as to the o u t c o m e of the c o n f e r e n c e with Mr. .Stedmer, w h e t h e r she was to be d i s c h a r g e d or just r e p r i m a n d e d o r — " M r s . l l o l T m a n , M r . S t e d m e r will see 3'ou n o w . S t e p right in the o f f i c e . " T h e r e w a s s o m e t h i n g a])pealing in M a e , s o m e f a s c i n a t i n g l o o k in her e y e s and a kind smile all of w h i c h in this e.xcitement s e e m e d to be m o r e n o t i c e a b l e than e\er. .Mr. S t e d m e r l o o k e d at her and smiled as he said, " M r s . llolT- m a n . nuniert)us r e p o r t s ha\ e c o m e to m e of y o u r ability as a s a l e s girl. I n e v e r had s o m a n y sales b e f o r e at that c o u n t e r . I am o f f e r - i n g y o u as a C h r i s t m a s present f r o m the hrm a p o s i t i o n of head l a d y in the c h i l d r e n ' s c l o t h i n g d e p a r t m e n t . this d e p a r t m e n t receive." second W n w salarv will be ten (U)llars m o r e per w e e k than v o n in now THE CRIMSON AND WHITE " ( ) l i , M r . Stod " X e v c r m i n d , 1 am hurried. 1 want to add m o r e , young- d a u g h t e r if 1 am not m i s t a k e n , d i s c o u n t (.)n all c h i l d r e n ' s c l o t h e s . ^'()u h a v e a ^'()u will g e t a ten ])er cent O h , y e s , also, s h o u l d y o u desire, 1 shall ])ay y o u o n e half of y o u r next w e e k ' s salary n o w . " Mae answered "I s l o w l y , her b i g e y e s b r i m thank y o u Air. S t e d m e r . full (jf enthusiasm, I shall d o m y b e s t and, ' ."^he a d d e d s l o w l y in a hesitant m a n n e r , " 1 - e r - w e l l . about the a d x a n c e — " " O h , y e s , M r s . l l o l t n u i n , 1 shall write y o u a c h e c k right now." M a e left the office c l u t c h i n g the c h e c k in her hand. She t o o k moment children's one before entering- the b o o t h to call u]) the c l o t h i n g d e p a r l m e n t a s k i n g them to please lay aside the g r e e n coat and hat t r i m m e d with b e a x e r , n u m b e r -1402, s i / e 8. for Mrs. man. M o w hap])y Lola would MolT- be! r.hyrT\' c k i c h i x , CHRISTMAS CUSTOMS Just as the w o r d C h r i s t m a s itself c o m e s from the n a m e of llu> ( )ne, w h o s e birth it c e l e b r a t e s , so d o man_\' traditions and c u s t o m s which relate to the Christ child c o m e from the lore of dilTerent peoples. •Many l e g e n d s ha\e been handed d o w n t h r o u g h the a g e s c e r n i n g the Christ child. con- In s o m e lCuro])e;in c o u n t r i e s there exists the belief that a Christ child w a n d e r s a b o u t on C h r i s t m a s I M C with a b u n d l e of e\-ei-g|-eens on I lis s h o u l d e r . the w i n d o w is s u p p o s e d t o gain return for the light shed on minated star is carried A l i g h t e d c a n d l e ])lace(l in Mis b l e s s i n g for the h o u s e h o l d in Mis i)athway. through In Molland an the streets of the \illages. star is s u p p o s e d ti) b r i n g p e a c e to thcjse w h o see it. illu This ( l i f t s are g i \ e n to the p e o p l e w h o ft)llow the star bearer, and these g i f t s are gix'en to the p o o r . down T h e n , also, there is the legend of Santa Clans coming- the c h i n m e y and the m y s t e r y of tradition surrounding the birth of Christ in the stable at lU'thlehem. T h e m o s t im|)ortant ])art of C h r i s t m a s is the tree. Luther belongs the h o n o r of the first Christmas tree. To Martin Me w;is thrilled with the b e a u t y of the fir tree, s n o w - c a p p e d and g l i t t e r i n g b e n e a t h the starry s k y , and w i s h i n g to b r i n g a bit of h a p p i n e s s to the p o o r , he cut cdT a lir tree and its placed lighted c a n d l e s on branches. T h e s e l e g e n d s and b e l i e f s ha\'e sur\ i\ed s i x t y g e n e r a t i o n s of 8 THE use, a n d the of c a r o l s and the to the fact that t h e y will CRIMSON AND WHITE of s^'ifts b e a r witness on f r o m everlaslins^- t o everlasting". W i t h the liL^htin.^- of the C h r i s t m a s c a n d l e s , the s])irits of p e a c e , j;-ood-will. and b r o t h e r h o o d llame a n e w in the hearts of the f o l l o w ers of l l i m w h o sani^- the first carol of .<;"ood n e w s , " ( j l o r y t o Clod in the h i g h e s t , and on earth ^ o o d will t o w a r d men." k o s h : M. SC"MWI^:I(;KRT, '20. A DOG'S CHRISTMAS BONE S o m e f o l k s say I'm a nans^hty doi^, bnt 1 d o n ' t think so. I've o f t e n seen m v m a s t e r sit in f r o n t of M r . lUake's sho]), s o ])cned. 1 j n s t did the s a m e y e s t e r d a y . T h i s is j u s t lUake c a m e out with his a r m s full (jf meat, the l o x e l i e s t b o n e ris^iit in f r o n t of m e . h u s t l e d d o w n the street. 1 just ])icked it uj), and bone. W e l l , Afr. l i l a k e I lo\-e to see him run b e c a u s e he is s o fat, s o I j u s t k e p t runnini^' a ittle faster, —!" haj)- l i e droi)]jed 1 d i d n ' t L^o j u s t b e c a u s e I i;et the It w a s v e r y c o l d and I w a s tired of sittins^- there. started after m e . bntcher what l i e s o o n stop])ed, and said, " t h a i I had b e t t e r n o t tell y o u w h a t he really said, but it w a s nauj^iity. I s a u n t e r e d aloni^' d o w n the street, and s o o n friends, b u t t h e y w e r e inside the f e n c e . I s a w h v e of my 1 t h o u g h t I'd tease t h e m a little bit. s o 1 j u s t held m y he;ul u]) h i g h e r a n d s t r u t t e d b y . ran a l o n g the f e n c e , but I d i d n ' t e\'en l o o k at t h e m . a c o r n e r of D u g a n ' s alley and ate the m e a t . 'Idiey 1 w e n t o f f in Aly, but it w a s good! 'Idiis m o r n i n g I'm j u s t a w f u l l y sick, and I wish I h a d n ' t eaten all that meat a l o n e . 1<:STI l E R T H E SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS j. Richard Jamison P.. W E S T , '29. EVE sat in his s o f t , d e e p a r m c h a i r b e f o r e hre and read his evening" p a p e r in solid c o m f o r t , the lie was abtract- e d l y i n h a l i n g and e x h a l i n g h u g e p u f f s of s m o k e f r o m his expensix'e c i g a r , j . R i c h a r d w a s a b a c h e l o r , and g l a d of it. X o silly w o m e n o r S(|na\\ k i n g c h i l d r e n a r o u n d to d i s t u r b the ])eace of his o r d e r l y a])artment ! s o f t but S(|ueaky step b e h i n d his chair m a d e him a w a r e that s o m e o n e else w a s in the r o o m , l i e turned a r o u n d , j u s t in t i m e t o see the b u l k y f o r m of S(|uibbs, his b u t l e r , l i g h t i n g a tall red c a n d l e in the m i d d l e f r o n t w i n d o w of the r o o m . THE CRIMSON AND " W ' l u i l ' s lliis t o i i i - f o o l c r y ?" WHITE J. R i c h a r d s p o k e s o s u d d e n l y out of the dee]) silence that S(|uil)l)s started i^uiltil}' and hastily blew o u t the m a t c h with w h i c h he had lighted the c a n d l e . " I l e g . ])ardon. sir." S(|uil)l)S a n s w e r e d i n g as it's C h r i s t m a s "Mull? iM'e and all—1 W e l l — w h a t if it is? w a s t e } ' o u r t i m e with such the b u n k ! see- thought D o e s that m e a n that y o u h a v e t o nonsense? W h a t d o e s it a m o u n t t o ? una])i)reciated j)resents! \ery h u m b l y , " b u t sorta T h i s ' C h r i s t m a s sjjirit' is X o t h i n g but a i>ile of bills for \'ou're as ])a(l as all the rest of 'em!"" W i t h these exj)losi\e w o r d s , j . Richard r e t u r n e d t o his |)ai)er and c i g a r , d i s g u s t e d with the s o f t n e s s of S(|uibbs. of silence f o l l o w e d . A few minutes T h e candle, in s )ite of all (ji);)ositi(jn. bunietl c h e e r f u l l y at the w i n d o w , as a w e l c o m e on C h r i s t m a s E\'e. " I J e g ])ar(lon. sir. but 1 w o n d e r if y o u c o u l d g e t a l o n g without m y s e r x i c e s for the rest of the n i g h t ? there probably Christmas l u e . won"t be anyone it"s nine o " c l o c k n o w . and calling tonight—seeing little tree for the c h i l d r e n — s o . sir.—if. it's sir—" " \ ' e s , if vou want to b o t h e r \()urself with s u c h go ahead! as T h e m i s s u s ;md me was ])lanning on f i x i n g up a foc;lishness— I'd rather ha\e y o u at h o m e . I'm sure, instead of here d r i x i n g m e c r a z y with y o u r nonsensical T h i s g r a c i o u s i)ermission ideas!" ha\-ing been g r a n t e d . Scpiibbs. with m a n y m o r e " t h a n k y o u . sirs." and " b e g i)ardon. sirs." bricked o u t of the r o o m . S o o n the d o o r was s l a m m e d and J. R i c h a r d w a s a l o n e in the g r e a t r o o m , with his pa')er and cigar. It must be understood that j. Richard was not always so brus(|ue and c r a b b y , but he was \ ery. \ ery, i n d i f f e r e n t tt) a n y t h i n g jjertaining to sentiment and, naturally, the w o m a n l y action of his b u t l e r had d i s g u s t e d him. i l e c o n t i n u e d to s m o k e in silence b e f o r e the w a r m fire until he w a s a r o u s e d by sharp r i n g i n g of the d o o r bell, .\fter a f e w s e c - o n d s . he realized thai S(|uibbs was not there to a n s w e r it. so, after c a r e f u l l v la\'ing aside his cigar and paper, he went t o ojjen the d o o r . .\t iirst, ujx)!! o p e n i n g it, he saw no one. a b o u t , and the air was \ ery c o l d . The snow was b l o w i n g A f t e r his e y e s had b e c o m e a c c u s - t o m e d to the darkness, he s a w a s h a d o w } ' figure, v e r y f o r l o r n and d e s t i t u t e - l o t j k i n g . in the c o r n e r of the p o r c h . stories he had e\er read about bachelors I m m e d i a t e l y , all the finding ])athetic b u n d l e s on their d o o r s t e p s c a m e r u s h i n g into his m i n d . little In each case, the b a c h e l o r had carried the a f o r e s a i d b u n d l e into the h o u s e and, a f t e r f i n d i n g it to be a s l e e p i n g infant, had r e s o h ' e d tt) ado])t i t ! o r else the. b u n d l e had ])ro\'ed to be a ])oor, l(.)st, sinful, b e a u t i f u l , girl w h o e\'entually b e c a m e his l o x i n g w i f e . though 10 THE "riuin])li! time CRIMSON AND WHITE I w o n ' t fall for that s t u f f , " he thoiij^ht. at the sanic the s h a d o w y o b j e c t a t^entle kick with the t o e of his shoe. i\s nothing- h a p p e n e d , he kicked it a,^"ain, this time a little more forcibly. "I l e y ! Cut it o u t ! W h a t d ' y e think this i s ? " a sharp, shrill \ o i c e p i e r c e d the silence. J. R i c h a r d d r e w b a c k , a s t o n i s h e d . "^\^s—that's what 1 said ! What d'ya think this is—your birthday?" W i t h these w o r d s , a m a s s of curl}- red b o y i s h c u t hair, a little f r e c k l e d n o s e , and a ])air of d a r i n g l y red lips emers^ed f r o m the <larkness of the s h a d o w . " . \ - a - a r e y o u a j.;"irl o r a b o y ? " s t a m m e r e d J. R i c h a r d in a m a z e ment. This w a s so different from what he had e x p e c t e d ! The strans^er did not re])ly rii^ht a w a y , but as J. R i c h a r d b r o u g h t it and h i m s e l f into the h o u s e , and u n d e r the i^iare of the electric lami) in the hall, he c o u l d see, by the artificial redness of its li])s, that it w a s a m'irl. " W h o are y o u — a n d w h y are ycni on m y " W h a t ' s it to ya ? doorstep?" C e t a w a y f r o m in front (.)f that d o o r and let m e o u t of here, or I'll }'ell for the p o l i c e ! J. Richard was bullied. D'ya hear?" Althoui^h he w a s sure that this ])erson w a s a i^irl, he obserx'ed. when she had t h r o w n b a c k the s h a b b y r o b e in which she had been w r a p p e d , that she was wearing' a bo\''s clothins^-. " A r e y o u in n e e d ? " he said, his heart softenins;- a little w h e n he s a w the ra.s^s^ed c l o t h e s . " . \ ( ) — b u t A'ou'll be in need of a d o c t o r if y o u d o n ' t let m e out of here in a h u r r y ! I'm on m y w a y to a mas(|uera(le, and 1 ] ) r o m - ised t o m e e t j i m m y on the c o r n e r at nine-thirty, and it's a f t e r that now! 1 w a s waitinj^' up on the c o r n e r for a wdiile, but it w a s s o c o l d and b l i z z a r d y I thous^ht I'd j u s t sit d o w n on y o u r p o r c h , w h e r e 11 isn't s o w i n d y , and wait for him. up aj^'ainst y o u r d o o r bell, waitins^- for me. }'OU 1 must ha\'e leaned m v e l b o w l i e ' s p r o b a b l y o u t o n the c o r n e r now, C o m e out of the daze, and o p e n uj) the d o o r , will ?" j . R i c h a r d c a m e d o w n to earth with a t h u m p . A l l his h o p e s of beinj^- a s t o r y - b o t j k h e r o tied as he w i l l i n g l y oi)ene(l the d o o r and helpetl the j^irl t)Ut with a little s h o \ e . Tley, jimmy! Here 1 am! This old bozo " her shrill v o i c e d r i f t e d a w a y into the nis^ht. I 1 F J : E X C R O M IK, '2'). THE CRIMSON MY If ycni can iniat^inc a man AND W H I T E 11 DAD who is kind, i^enerous, friciully, and h o n e s t : if y o u can think oi' a person c a r e f u l , c o n s i d e r a t e , g e n t l e m a n l y , i)leasanl. fearless, and —a man w h o s e e \ e r y a c t i o n , d e e d , and word helpful, w h o is a l w a y s ener.i;elic rellects his strong-, i r o n h o u n d c h a r a c l e r . w h o s e face is the lix in;^- p i c t u r e of that \'i\id i n n e r - s e l f — a man w h o is the best father and l)est pal an}' l)oy e\-er had, then y o u ha\e s o m e idea of the man I m e a n - ' - m y dad. R A i J M I ( L X k R l S O X , "30. FAIRIES T h e w e e wild firellies llittins;-, I'lillini^' airily, T h r o u i ; h w o o d s and fields at IwilijJ'ht T h e steed of fairies he. T h e niN'riad stars that t w i n k l e . Twinkle merrily. W hen d a r k n e s s falls at ex enini^". T h e fairies' c a n d l e s he. T h e restless w i n d s that Whisper whisjjer. ceaselessly. Thr()u,g"h dark i)ine h o u g h s at d r e a m - t i m e , A r e fair}' sonj^s to me. T h e tin}' d i o j s th.'.t i^iis'.eu, (Ilisten d e w i l } ' . W h e n soft lij^iit peeps at d a w n i n g ' . .Are fair}' j e w e l s to me. A . l'.l<:iK. 'oO. 'AVMiat was in the A l a y t l o w e r c o m | ) a c t ? " " W e l l , sap, w h a t c o u l d it he hut i ) ( ) w d e r ? " A f t e r s e e i n g W i l e y ' s disj)la}' of l'\)rds, w e think he has a f a c t o r y b r a n c h in his hack y a r d . 'A\'hat is this ice j a m they talk a b o u t ? " " ( ) h , that's w h a t the Mskimos eat on their b r e a d . " 12 THE CRIMSON AND A WHITE PRAYER O h . t^enllc nnise, lift thou the seal I'^-oni m y (himb H])s, that I m a y sinj;" O f all the b e a u t y that I feel lu Cjod's eulraneiut^" w o r l d , aud l)riu_<;' 'I'ribute to the passiut^- throui;-, N e e d l e s s , rushiut;" thrduj^'h the d a y s . O h . let m e lift uiy x o i c e iu sou^-. A u d chaut uiy heart's d e l i g h t iu ])raise. I.\xi<: I'Lirji. AVIATION'S GREATEST m DAY O u Juue 30. 1028. the Detroit A i r O l y u i p i c s were held, d e u t a l l y ou that day l^'ord A i r p o r t I had the o p i x j r t i m i t y of the L;atheriu,L;' of air])laues, a e r o u a u t s euthusiats froui all o \ e r the Ihiited luci- wituessiuL^ at aud the av'iatiou Slates. T h e r e were o\-er 100,000 s;)ectators \iewiu^- the \arious ex'euts which took which featured iu the d a y ' s ])roi^raui, _s4'a\-e thrills to all ])lace that day While euoruious tri-uiotored at the airport. airplaues Se\'eral thuudered attractious, hit^ii preseut. o\erhead. scc)res of suialler i)laues dotted the sk}' like uiauy b u / . / a r d s . eru aircraft of uearly e\ery desii^u aud uiake were Mod- llowu. The start of the ( l o r d o u ISeuuelt Iuteruatioual lialloou R a c e w a s a uujsl uieuiorable spectacle. T h i r t e e u b a l l o o u s froiu eii^ht dil'fereut c o u u - tries c o u i p e t e d ft)r the cox'eted t r o p h y . a f t e r beiui;- started by crowtls below. lulsel A s each b a l l o o u asceuded, i ' o r d , the i)il()ts t h r e w tlowers to the T h e u a loud rei)ort w a s heard aud his^h iu the air a suiall ])arachute o])eued. l^'roui this i)arachute a llai^i" u u f u r l e d iuul lloated luajestically, sit^iiifyius^" the c o u u t r y w h i c h each b a l l o o u represented. T h e c r o w d s c h e e r e d and m o b s m a d e a m a d rush the spot wdiere the lla^s were ex])ected to laud, each b a l l o o n b e c a m e a s'peck iu llu' sk-y aud lu a short iiually {o time disai)iieared. .At this mas^uiticent llyinj^" tield e\ e r y o n e had the pleasure of .^'oin^^ throus^h the inuuense I'ord haut^ar aud c l o s e l } ' examiuins.^- the i^autic l<\)rd t r i - m o t o r e d ])laues. records for m o t o r l e s s hauj^-ar c o u l d be seen ( l e r m a n s^iiders w h i c h held llyius^- were e x h i b i l e d on the held. l i y r d ' s f a m o u s i)lane, the " j o s e j ) h i u e world In the b'ord." •Model airplane c o n t e s t a n t s had the pri\'ilei.;e cjf t^'oiui.^- throus^ii the h'ord A i r p l a n e I ' a c t o r y aud seeing;- larj^'e m o n o p l a n e s s t r u c t i o n and assembla.ue. duriu!:>' c o n - .Many a c t i \ i l i e s , t o o n u m e r o u s to m e n - l i o n , o c c u r r e d in the c o u r s e of the day. 'i'o end the p r o g r a m an air THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E CHRISTMAS 15 EVE T h e s n o w is ralUnL^" s t e a d i l y out of a star-si)rinklecl b l a n k e t of black s k y . T h e trees w h i c h f o r m an arch o v e r the street are clad in g a r m e n t of i)nre white. i^listenin,^- white earth. casts a s o f t H.^ht o \ e r the h'rom the w i n d o w s of the h o u s e s on A full m o o n the street shine bri_^ht lii^hts and throuL^h the w i n d o w s can be b e a u t i f u l l y o r n a m e n t e d pine trees, seen if w e c o m e c l o s e to o n e w i n d o w we can see m a n y ])a.ckai4es wrai)])ed in w h i t e tissue ])ai)er scattered at the base of the tree. In a far c o r n e r of the r o o m a middle-a.^ed man lies slee])in_<;- on a da\'en])ort with the evenini^" i)ai)er lyins^" at liis feet. .\ slii^iit m o t h e r l y lookinti," little w o m a n , sits in a lar^e chair at the o t h e r end of the r o o m . I l e r face is lit b y a little s m i l e of c o n t e n t . Let us t^'o to a d i l i e r e n t ])lace w h e r e the s a m e m o o n shines d o w n on a street barren of trees o r o-rass ; a street in w h i c h the sncjw is doini^- its l)est to cox'er the r u b b i s h that has l)een s c a t t e r e d there. .\n o c c a s i o n a l lis^'ht s h i n e s f r o m the h o u s e s w h i c h are ramshackle deserted the lij^iUed lookins^i" l)uildini4s. As w e l o o k into o n e of w i n d o w s a v e r y d i f f e r e n t s c e n e m e e t s o u r eyes. llickerint^- j^as jet lii^-hts the r o o m w h i c h is f u r n i s h e d with a table and three or f o u r ciiairs. In o n e of these c h a i r s sils a w o m a n , w h o , tlunit^ii younj;", is a l r e a d y w r i n k l e d f r o m nex er-ceasiui^- w o r k . .\s she sits there she is sewins;- a b u t t o n on w h a t ai)])ears to l)e a \-ery small b o y ' s shirt. I l e r head n o d s wearil}' as slee]) tries to o \ ' e r c o m e her, but still she toils on. In the 54'loom t)f a n o t h e r c o r n e r a man sleeps in a chair. I le is clad in the outlit of a l a b o r e r and as he sleejjs his b o d y , w e a r y f r o m the d a y ' s w o r k a])])ears \-ery thin and w o r n . S l o w l y the lii^hi in. the jet fails until the w o m a n , u n a b l e t o see a n y l o n g e r , rises and w inciuf^" as pain ])ierces her c r a m p e d b o d y , s l o w l y ])uls out the lii;ht. I'.ILL M c C O K I ) , 'ol. T H E BUM'S It w a s a c o l d C h r i s t m a s bAe. CHRISTMAS C r o w d s hurried a b o u t their er- rands, a l o o k of e x p e c t a n c } - on their faces. of a larj^'e s h o w w i n d o w c o l d and huni^ry. T h e bum stood outside I le w a s trying;" to d e c i d e w h e t h e r to s^'o into his w i n t e r h i b e r n a t i o n y e t . A blast of c o l d air w h i c h whirled the s n o w a r o u n d his c o l l a r d e c i d e d him. a lar}.;e l u m p of ice he hurled it throu.^ii the w i n d o w . IMckin^' up T h e s o u n d of falling- {^lass had b a r e l y c e a s e d w h e n a hand fell on his s h o u l d e r Lookini.;- b a c k he saw a U u x e b u r l y p o l i c e i u a n leadiui^' him a w a y t o 16 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE the iii^lil c o i i r l , wIuto the d e s k s e r g e a n t recci\-c(l the chari^'c. this lie w a s put in a w a r m eell. iii^;- throui^h h i m . After T h e b u m eoiild feel t h e heat s o a k - A l o o k o f r a p t u r o u s e o i i t e n t ap])eare(l on his faee. T h i s w a s something;- like it. If the judi^e w o u l d o n l y ^ i x e him a b o u t n i n e t y d a y s it w o u l d b e spring- w h e n he .^"ot o u t . S o o n he w a s a s l e e p . T h e n e x t morning" he w a s a w a k e n e d by the w a r d e n for the first i^ood meal in t w o d a y s . A s it w a s C h r i s t m a s the ])ris()ners did n o t ha\'e to w o r k s o the b u m w a s led b a e k t o his cell. T h e h o u r s p a s s e d (piiekly a.nd s o o n T h i s time to a Christmas dinner. he w a s as^ain led forth. W a s t h e r e e\er s u c h a d i n n e r . T h e b u m felt conteni])t for the |)0()r s o u l s w h o sla\'ed for their f o o d , lie w a s well fed and c o n t e n t , thini;s he fell a s l e e p . fed b y the state. Thinkin;:;' 1 lis c a s e w a s called n e x t morniiiL;-. L^uilt}' to the c h a r g e and the jud^-e c o n s i d e r e d . these I le p l e a d e d A f t e r ])onderint^' a w h i l e he leaned f o r w a r d and said, " l l a v e n ' t y o u been here before."" T h e b u m readily a s s e n t e d . to ,L;'et n i n e t y d a y s s u r e . you t(.)r t h o s e other m o n t h s at hard l a b o r . T h i s w a s t o o e a s } - ; he thoui^iit he ouj^lit "Well, bums 1 think who Til m a k e an e x a m p l e hibernate for the winter. of Six Xext case." W IL L I A M A HOLY D k A K l ' : , "31. CHRISTMAS l i e c a m e t o sa\'e this sinful world. " T w a s c e n t u r i e s as^o, liut d i e d u p o n a roui^h-hewu h'or us. Me s u f f e r e d cross, so. ( ) n C h r i s t m a s lC\-e, I lii^iit m y heart T o i^uide m y Christ t o m e . A n d briiiii" Ib'ly Christmas, k o r n o w . and y e a r s t o be. LORXA SANTA'S N E W DKOWXh:, SUIT " W e l l , w e l l , w e l l , 1 d e c l a r e it's o n l y t w e h e d a y s until mas." "3 Christ- S a n t a C l a u s w a s s t r e t c h e d out c o m f o r t a b l y in aii a r m b e s i d e the hui^e l i r e p l a c e , his feet on the m a n t l e - j ) i e c e , irinokins.;' his loiii.;' s t e m m e d c l a y pipe, l i e sat f o r a f e w pufl'in,^' la/.ily, and then s u d d e n l y broui^hl his slip])ered chair contentedlv minutes, feet d o w n , THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E .'iiul ( l e c i s i \ c l y niarclicd frtjiii tlic r o o m , 17 l i e r e t u r n e d ;i f e w n i i n u l e s later, carryini^' a red f u r - t r i n i m e d , s o o t y o l d c o a t r a t h e r the for the w e a r , worse ddie d e a r old t^eiUlenian ] ) o n d e r e d lons^" and s e r i o u s l y o v e r the c l o t h e s , with a dissatisfied and d i s c o n t e n t e d usuall}' j o l l y l o o k on his countenance. " I t ' s full of m o t h h o l e s and here's an a w f u l b u r n . L o o k s as if it h a d n ' t b e e n w a s h e d f o r c e n t u r i e s and I b e l i e x e t h a t ' s true. \'e]), \'ou'\'e serx'ed m e m a n } ' a y e a r , b u t you'\ e t^one out of d a t e with m y r e i n d e e r sled. I'm j^'oin^' t o i^et m e o n e of t h e s e h e r e m o d e r n l)lane o u t f i t s t o t^'o with m y n e w i)lane, " T h e S])irit of the I'ole.' air- Xcjrth Uet t h e s e here n a t i v e s will stare at m e . ' ' S o saying- he i)icked u;) .Monti^-omery W a r d ' s catalo.^ue a n d i m p a t i e n t l y t1i|)])ed oN'er the pas^'es until he f o u n d w h a t he sout^'ht and then b e c a m e absor1)ed in the ])aL:e. " M e r e ' s o n e for S22.75," he m u t t e r e d , "bcxHs, suit, c a p , j^D^L^ies, LiioN'es, and all. T h a t ' s the o n e for m e . " lie immediately up his (|uill ])en and bes^an fdlins^" o u t the o r d e r b l a n k . i)icked The door o])ened s o f t l y and in sli])])e(l Airs. Santa C l a n s . " W h a t on earth are y o u doin^;", ])o])])er? thins^s out here f o r ? W h a t y o u i^ot all y o u r 'Taint Christmas y e t ! " s h e c r i e d , ai^iiast. " W e l l , m a m a , 1 j u s t thoui^ht I'd i^et ' e m (_)Ut a n d see what sha])e the\''re in. ( l u e s s I'll i^et s o m e n e w o n e s . There's some T h e s e are all o u t of date. " l i e s^'ot n o further. M r s . C l a n s raised b o t h h a n d s in h o r r o r al the \'ery thous^iit. " ( k ' t n e w thins^s w h e n these o l d o n e s will b e ] ) e r f e c t l y all rij^ht if 1 w a s h t h e m and m e n d " W h y the v e r y i d e a , " she cried, them and b r u s h uj) the fur a little. that idea o u t of y o u r head t o send N'ou just i)ut immediately." l'o(^r Santa w a s S(|uelche(l. ]M-i\ately r e s o l v e d O u t of date i n d e e d ! I le dared n o t say a n o t h e r w o r d , but for t h e m It w a s t w o d a y s b e f o r e C h r i s t m a s . anyway. Santa w a s in a f e v e r of e x - c i t e m e n t for fear the suit w o u l d n o t c o m e in time. I le k e p t runnini^' t o the d o o r at e\'erv k n o c k t o see if his ])acka!L;"e had c o m e . I le h a d ncj fear of his w i f e . " S h e ' l l be all ris^ht w h e n she sees h o w tine 1 l o o k , " he c h u c k l e d to himself. lu'cn " A h , y e s , she'll b e all rii^ht." when his wife br(jut^ht in the newly cleaned suit he c h u c k l e d to h i m s e l f m e r r i l y and said, " A h , y e s , she'll b e all rij^ht." At last it arri\'e(l. there Airs. C l a u s w a s makinj;" m o l a s s e s c a n d y , s o w a s n o dans^er of her interfering-. c h i l d with a n e w t o y . Santa was tickled as a l i e hurried t o his r o o m and put it on a n d IS THE CRIMSON AND then s u r v e y e d himself in the niirror. WHITE S o pleased w a s he witli the r e d e c t i o n that he s t o o d piiffinj^" like a ])eacock. l i e sneaked cau- t i o u s l y d o w n s t a i r s , entered the lix'ini;" r o o m , and started to ])ick up his sack, l i e w o i d d then m a r c h into the k i t c h e n , and disi)lay his s p l e n d o r to the e}'es of his astonished liave nothing' to say. ^\'S. i n d e e d , wife, w h o would lie would show for o n c e her that— SI'LOTC-ll ! " \ ' o u m e d d l i n ' c r o o k , h o w dare y o u try t o steal m y toysack ! t a f f y on y o u , y o u w o r t h l e s s t r a m p ! b a n d , or I'll sic the doi^" on y o u ! "Merciful heavens, you?" cried (let o u t b e f o r e I call m y h u s - (let monuuer! ( l u e s s y o u a l r e a d y have. possessed husband's Mere you'\ e m a d e me w a s t e a p e r f e c t l y i^ood kettle of " Are you Oh, my new suit! tryin_^- t o ruin lue? O h ! W h a t on earth Santa, straii^htenin.^' up, the c a n d y kettle fittiui;' nicel}' o v e r his head, and sticky m o l a s s e s tricklini^' f r o m his b.eard, ears, h a n d s , and in fact all o v e r hijii. "l'o])per! O h ! W h a t h a v e 1 d o n e ? " e x c l a i m e d his w i f e , h o r r i - fied at the si.^ht. " M o w could landish ris^- o n t o y o u ? 1 k n o w it was yt)u, with that o u t - C o m e out in the kitchen b e f o r e it L^ets all ('\'er ex'erythiui;"!" She led the w a y , and Santa C l a n s f o l l o w e d spluttering- indij:^-n a n t l y o\-er his spcjiled suit. " I t ne\er pa}-s to c r o s s y o u r w i f e . C h r i s t m a s ICve," he s o l i l o (|ui/.e(l, as he d o n n e d tlu' old red suit. \ IRdlXIA T H E FIRST CHRISTMAS CAkklSO.X, EVE T h e c l o u d s lloated silently past the m o o n and stars in the w e s t ern s k y . 15eneath them the sheep lay in ])astures f r o s t e d with d e w . A thin b l u e s m o k e rose fr(jm the cracking- (lames of a b y the s h e p h e r d s slei)t i)eaceably on into the nis^ht. silence was onl}' broken fire, The (.dose peaceful frecpiently b y the nij^^ht w i n d , the mo\'e- nient of a }'ouni^- s h e e p or the stirrins^- of a nestins^" bird. Suddenly t h e r e c a m e a Hash of silvery lii.iht a c r o s s the T h e s h e p h e r d s w o k e and hid their frii^iitened, d a z z l e d e y e s . shee]) raised their e y e s h e a \ e n w a r d . T h e n animal and man skv The slept .''i^ain and k n e w not that the lis^iit they saw a n n o u n c e d the birth of the little S a v i o u r , Jesus Christ. M. C R O C S K , 32. THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 19 THE LIGHT THAT SHALL NOT FAIL A s a c o l d north wind b l e w o x e r the s t e p p e s of Russia, a t i n y iii^'ure c l o t h e d in a c o t t o n .garment the b a n k s of lui.^'e s n o w drifts. li a])peared strus^s^Hn!^- throui^h T h e f e a t h e r y Hakes liad c e a s e d t o fall and the b r o a d ex])anse of land w a s c l o t h e d in a w h i t e l)lanket of s n o w , o\-er w h i c h a thin crust w a s a l r e a d y formini;-. in all its ,^iory swei)t a c r o s s the plateau, n o w The wind at y o u r b a c k and then laui^hins^- h a r s h l y as its icy hand s t r u c k y o u fully in the face. .\i^ain and ai^ain the tiny t r a v e l e r faltered but tram])ed on as if in am"ony, o\'er the frozen g r o u n d with the s n o w crunchini^- at e\-ery stej). T h e ni.^iit was clear and the n e w m o o n , with the tin}' stars, s e e m e d to ])ossess a n e w radiance, that of h o p e and faith, in the d i s t a n c e w a s a lis^ht. w h i c h w a s a])parently the i^oal of the traveler, 'i'imidly, yet surely, the j o u r n e y e r of the snowlands shiniui;- k n o c k e r w h i c h r e s o u n d e d c l e a r l y in the still dii^iiitied s e r v a n t o'pened mitted the little visitor. the h e a v i l y barred ])ulle(l the ni^ht. d o o r and ad- A livini^" vision of hoi)e. w a s the imi)res- sion w h i c h o n e r e c e i v e d from the little i^irl as s o f t l y . }'et a s s u r e d l y , she tii)toed into the o w n e r ' s s t u d y . I l e r b r o t l i e r ' s life huns;- on the mars^in of life and death and this m a n . the i^reatest d o c t o r of all Russia, w a s the o n l y o n e w h o c o u l d sa\ e it. ^l\)nn)rrow w a s C h r i s t - m a s and with it c a m e that s t o r y ; self s a c r i f i c e leads t o ha])piness. T h e .\merican m i s s i o n a r y w h o had c o m e to her villai^e had instilled in the .^irl the i^reat story of h u m a n sacrifice, and here, in r e m o t e Russia, the m o r a l e was receixiui^- its i^reatest trial, i'atiently, yet w i t h an air of su])eriority. the master of the h o u s e listened t o the tale of the s^rief laden himself, " T h i s is o n l y \isitor. o n e of The doctor the m a n y immediatel}' s u f f e r e r s upon w h i c h h a v e c o m e to me, b e s e e c h i n g l y pleading- for aid. be g r a n t e d . " said this to day It c a n n o t lUit s u d d e n l y a h a z y mist f o r m e d in the d o c t o r ' s e y e s and he s a w a Russian f a m i l y , k n e e l i n g with clas])e(l hands, mur- muring" a last p r a y e r , to the C r e a t o r of all men t o send s o m e o n e l o bring" their son f r o m the N'alley of the Shadow. C h r i s t m a s , day of days, and the c h u r c h bells ])ealing" forth their .^Uory of g l a d n e s s . A p o o r h o m e , occui)ie(l b y a Russian family, w a s m a d e b r i g h t i)y a ra])idly rectn-ering figure on a rude cot. T h e great d o c t o r had p e r f o r m e d the necessar\' o])erati()ns and the little t r a v eler's b r o t h e r was CJU the road t o reccn ery. A m e r i c a , land of o ] ) p o r - t u n i t y , is not the o n l y ])ossessor of the true C h r i s t m a s spirit, h'ar off" in Russia the icy wind s\vee])s a c r o s s the s t e p p e s and b r i n g s with it the ne\'er failing" l i g h t — C h r i s t i a n i t } ' . K. II. C I I A I ' M . W , '32. 20 THE CRIMSON THE AND WHITE YUKON 'I'he 'S'ukoii hurls ilsclf out of the nioiitilain fastnesses from w h e n c e it takes its hirlli. 11 is o n e of the niii^iUy rivers of ( l o d . and delies the puny streni^th of man. \'ast s n o w - c a p p e d m o u n l a i n s surround it. and a terrible silence b r o o d s o\'er il. T h e mi(l-ni,^ht sun has bris^htened it, and the everlastiujn" s n o w s have fed it. it has seen the fran/.y of man for the y e l l o w i^"old. and heard the cry of lone w o l \ e s at ni.^ht. Il rushes on, dismayed by none of these things, to it's a p p o i n t e d ])lace. ( i o d put such ri\ ers on the eaith T h a t men miuht k n o w the mightiness of his strength, A n d the p o w e r of his iuuid. A . r . K l K , '30. MY FORD •My little l'\)rd, the best one found, i ) o e s n ' l t^'o fast, but it L^ets me a r o u n d . It has rattles and scpieaks, I must admit, Hut few of these detract a bit h'rom the pleasure I L;et of dri\ ini4- up near T o a Packard or Rolls or cars so dear, T h a t a scratch or a dent on fender bright. W o u l d cause the o w n e r a sleei)less night. I need no chaulTeur to take care of mine, (li\'e il gas and oil and it runs a l o n g line. A n d after all is said and done, ^ T h e llivver's really lots of fun. J I'm content with it until I'm a l l o w e d , , 'I'o have the family " h ' l y i n g C l o u d . " ' IIAKKLMAy S I I K R A I A X , 'oO. THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 21 SCHOOL WQTES T l i c S e n i o r C'lass has recently m a d e arr;inL;"enienls for eiils in its 1^)2*' }-ear b o o k . Tlie contract ihroui^ii the e f f o r t s of l l e n r y Tile lieved I'^reshman for the pictures was secured lUatner. Rc^ception was that the enteriuL;' freslimen held Xovemher enjoyed It is tliemseK'es, the be- alTair beini;" unusually s u c c e s s f u l . ( )n a c c o u n t of a m i s u n d e r s t a n d i n g ' it w a s n e c e s s a r y to p o s t p o n e ihe j u n i o r - h ' r e s h m a n i)arty ; the n e w date has not yet been d e c i d e d u])on. .\s the C h r i s t m a s xacation a i ) p r o a c h e s , the w h o l e s c h o o l f o r w a r d to its C h r i s t m a s ])lays. o n e - a c t ])lays to be i)rest"nte(l. S h o ] ) . " directed by C c r t r u d e W h i l e the Lentils looks T h i s y e a r , as usual, there are three T h e r e is a c o m e d y . " T h e hdorist M a l l ; a f a n t a s y . " T h e Six W h o T.oil." directed b y .Marion I'ass S l o a n ; and a mi'Io- d r a m a . " T w o C r o o k s and a L a d y , " d i r e c t e d by hdorencc (lorndew Such an assorted jjroj^ram is e.xpected to a f f o r d iuterestini;- enli'rlainnient to w h o e v e r c o m e s to see it on T h u r s d a y nij^hl. 1 ) i ' c e m b e r 1.S. in the State Colles^e a u d i t o r i u m . 11. ALUMNI II. NOTES C L A S S O F '27 Ivsther llii.;i)y. K a t h e r i n e T r a v e r . ICvelyu I'itts. ITeauor (lai;e. -Madeline (Ireen and K e n n e t h .Miller h a v e entered .\ew ^'ork State c o l l e g e for T e a c h e r s . I\;dph l i r i m m e r is attendini;- C o r n e l l at l l h a c a . .\ew N'ork. Neath Syracuse C o l e and William C n i v e r s i t y at S y r a c u s e . X e w Kini^sley are s t u d e n t s at ^'ork. R o b e r t K a m r o t h is workint^' in the X a t i o n a l C o m m e r c i a l I'.ank, Albany, Xew Howard l^^i^ieston. "J(). is a nuMuber of the \'arsit\' basketball scpiad at R e n s s e l a e r P o l y t e c h n i c Institute at T r o y , .\ew I), r.. and ^'ork. .M. THE CRIMSON AND WHITE .Xl^: 11 K i l l SCI All):iny, X e w ^'()rk. l)ccc'nil)er 10. l^JS. M y dear CrimsDn and W h i t e iMlitors: T e n years m a y seem to y o u an aj)])allini^' anunint of time to b e i-emc;yd)ered easily. I am lindin^' that the w h o l e atmosi)here, the l)U])ils and the teaehers, tlie work and the play of .Milne lli,^h Selu)ol. is so \ ery similar to what it was when I was a student here tliat the }-ears are not made eouutahle at all b y outstandiui;- ehan<;es. T i i e i;ymnasium i)ro\ides the same difficulties in decoration for festive o c c a s i o n s , the auditorium has the same air ])()ckets which all the a d m o n i t i o n s to breathe (lee])ly and to enunciate clearly can scarcely c o m l ) a t : the identical lockers stick exas;)eratin,^ly at c r u cial m o m e n t s ; bells are rini^in,^" out of o r d e r n o w as then ; the same r o o m s are cold early in the morning"; the c l o c k on the steeple is still of m o r e than passini^" interest in certain c l a s s e s ; i^rouj^s \ ery sim ihir to ours con^^rej^ate daily in lavorite c o r n e r s (,)f study hall and pass slii^'htini^- remarks about the same starin,^- faces and startling; coilTures of the i^raduates of another day. Hut our basketball season has started nu)re s u c c e s s f u l l y than u s u a l ; o u r s c h o o l ])aper is perlKn)s m o r e rej)resentati\'e of the stu dent b o d } ' than the old issues which were d e x o t e d exclusi\el\' to the e f f o r t s of a certain class. C'hapel proi^rams, stiulent ct)uncil, the ( ). T . S. A . scholarshi]), the orchestra, Cdee Club, and ha\e all been inau,unrated within the last few years. i^ressed, yet t o o much of the old remains dramatics, W'e ha\e p r o - to sa}' that we ha\-e c h a n g e d eitiier o u r s e h es in s])irit or our halls in a t m o s p h e r e . ^'ours most sincerely, i<i.\M S X O W , "22. T h e B o o k Shelf \'o!.;ue—Marie j udd T h e Smart Set—'idle Critics juds^t—-Mr. Sayles L i b e r t y — T h o s e study halls ( ?) 1 'ep—1 I elen C r o m i e N'anity h^air—Dot ISirchenoui^h t'ollei^e l l u m o r - - l l e n r y i!latner l^ditor and P u b l i s h e r — I r e n e (iedne\' r h y s i c a l Culture—1'.ill Shar])e T h e T h r e e .Musketeers—lUatner, W i l e y and T h e Crimson and W h i t e - A ' o u r report card ( York THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 23 PfUWS BY UUuLIt BRAUSrREil UkUi. In this issue tlu' Mxcliani^c I )c])artmciit JR 1935 of llic C r i m s o n an(! W h i l e has tlie pleasure of w e l c o m i n g - f o u r n e w e o n i e r s to its list. ( )f e o u r s e we are .^hid to e x t e n d ^-reetint^'s t(j o u r old friends l o o . W e d e r i v e tlie g r e a t e s t of ])leasure f r o m ihe ])a;)ers and mai^a'/ines which we reeei\e and w e s h o u h l like to sh;ire o u r e n j o y m e n ; with the o t h e r nuMuhers of Alilne. If there are any w h o w o u l d like (o see s o m e of o u r Mxehanu'es, j u s l lell ihe " e d i t o r s " and we'll see that y o u r desire is g r a n t e d . A s this is the last issue in the y e a r 1028. the i^xch;'ni;e editors lake this o p p o r t u n i t y and a l l a p p y to wish ;ill y o u folk a "".Merry Christmas .\'ew \\'ar." IN O U R OPINION " I 1 eriuonile"—Moimt llernion School. W e w o n d e r what y o u think of us. and what o t h e r s c h o o l s think of v o u . C\)me n o w , don't he s o nu)(lest. C o m m e n t s on aiul from \-our h'xchaui^es w o u l d he t^reatly a p p r e c i a t e d by all. W e ai^ree with y o u a b o u t " T h e Spirit T h a t Wins." " ( I . C . M."—(Ila.-'.u'ow Cni\-ersity. ( i l a s ^ o w , S c o t l a n d . W e l c o m e , friends f r o m a c r o s s the o c e a n ! deal at yotu" h u m o r o u s material. W e c h u c k l e d a ^reat W e h o p e to ha\-e the 'ileasure of readin,^" (I. C . Al. m a n y m o r e times. '"Sir IJill's l')Uj:;le"—Johnstown Mi^h S c h o o l . ^'our pai)er is most interestinj;- and c o m i ) l e t e . it. W e surely e n j o y \'our s e n i o r s are to be coui^ratulated upt)n the w o r k they d o in o r d e r to mak-e such a s u c c e s s of " S i r " T h e T o r c h " — C a t h o l i c Central Hill's lluu'le." Mii^h S c h o o l . T w o thini^s in the last issue w h i c h we received of the " " T o r c h " i m p r e s s e d ns. ments." chan^es." ( )ne w.'is the clex er editorial, entitled "( iolden T h e other was y o u r no\cd Mo- w a y of introducin;;- the '"li",\- 24 THE "The lliiuli ScluK)l CRIMSON AND WHITE Ivecorder"—Saratot^a S])rin^s W'e a l w a y s e n j o y y o u r " ( " l a s s X o t e s . " s e e m e d t o lead in (jrii^inalily. 1 li.^h School. 'I'his l i m e the j u n i o r s T h e f r e s h m e n s e e m e d to take their notes as a jt)ke s e c t i o n , instead of a phice to tell o t h e r s of their doings. " T h e Ked and l i l a c k " — I n - i e n d s A c a d e m y , L o c u s t \'alle_\ ^'our senior section is well w r i t t e n . It w o u l d be interestint;' t o k n o w what o t h e r s on y o u r lon^- list of Ivxchan^es think of y o u . " T h e M i r r o r " — 1 1 untini;t(jn lli.^h S c h o o l . \'our Literary d e p a r t m e n t w a s \ ery e\tensi\e. \ i e w s m a d e us rush to read the su^i^ested b o o k s , T h e liook Ke- ^'our j o k e s w e r e few and we are sorry to state that they w e r e not so j^ood. "The C ue"—Albany lioys' .Academw .\s usual we e n j o y e d the " C u e . " L\ ery d e n a r t m e n t s e e m s \'er\- CI >m])lete. "The \Olcano"—llornell llij^ii S c h o o l . N'our s c h o o l notes are \ ery interesting' and n e w s v . "I l a r t w i c k a n " — 1 1 art w i c k S e m i n a r y . W'e liked the idea of telling' us in a d x a n c e what y o u r Decem- ber n u m b e r will c o n t a i n . "The ()wr'—W'atertown llii^h School. W'e were all "pe])])ed u p " after readint^' y o u r cheers. twehe hundred students cheerinij" l o u d h ' the team W ith y o u r should have m a d e a i^reat r e c o r d . W'atertown llii^h S c h o o l c e r t a i n l y has m a n y p o e t s — i f w e ma\' juds^e b y the l u u n b e r of p o e m s in y o u r " A l u m n i " T h e Arj^us X e w s " — ( ) t t u m w a WT' street y o u , " A Xumber." llif.;h S c h o o l . Li\e Laper h^-om a Lei)py S c h o o l . " "Laui^hs and S n i c k e r s " surely li\-e uj) to their title. n e w s s e c t i o n s tell a s^reat m a n y tales, d o n ' t \'our The school they? " T h e A c a d e m e " — A l b a n \ ' A c a d e m y for (lirls. ^'our ha\e a b o u n t i f u l literature ct)rner. m a n y of y o u r s t u d e n t s must be inspired. praise clever. for y o u r publication. The set-up C'ertainl}^ the pens of W'e h a v e nothiny- but of the s c h o o l notes is THE CRIMSON AND WHITE J^ST-A L/TTLE Wiley's Twenty-Third Tlic FUN oiuia Br oUDLir i Psalm is iny car. I sliall not want another. It maketli me tn lie d o w n in wet places. It soileth niy clothes. It leadeth me into dee]) water. It leadeth me thrn' the paths of ridicule for its name's sake It ])repareth a breakdown for m e in the ])resence of mine enemies. ^'ea, thous^ii I run thru' the \all(\vs. I am t o w e d up the hills. I fear i^reat e\ il when it is with me. It anointeth my fjice with oil. its tank runneth o\er. Surel}' to j^-otxlness if this thini^" f o l l o w s me all the days of my life I shall dwell in the h o u s e of the insane forex er. Professor W ' h a t - X o t j u m p s out of the w i n d o w and ])nts dchvn his bed, while he sets out the radiator and turns on his underwear. 1die c l o c k c h i m e s d o w n s t a i r s and in haste he rolls under his dresser and waits for his collar b u t t o n to find him. spreads out his cereal and <;-obbles l i e rushes d(n\'nstairs, u]) the newspaper. N'ouni; rii. 1)., in the high chair, wails and he j u m p s u]) spanking" his napkin and wiping" his m o u t h with the b a b y . distance. train whistles in the I le dashes (mt into the hall kissing" an umbrella and hangs m a d l v out the front d o o r with his w i f e under his arm. Tommy entered the ])arl()r where his sister was ?^lr. Dubleig'h. entertaii Walking" u]) to the latter, he held out his hand, in the oipen palm of which were a d o z e n small white o b j e c t s . " W h a t ' s them?'" he asked. " W h y those are b e a n s , " a n s w e r e d Dubleigh with an ingratiating" smile. " l i e does k n o w 'em, sis," said T o m m y trium )hantly to his sister. " \ ' o u told ma last night that he d i d n ' t . " THH CRIMSON AND WHITE 26 Steefel Says: Correct Clothes For Every Occasion Clothing Hats Shoes Haberdashery Smart Togs For Girls, too STATE STREET STEEFEL BROTHERS l ' ' : i l l u ' r — " W h a t a r c y o u doin.^' w i t h t h o s e Son Knowlion—"\'oii know caterpillars?" t h e y c l i n i h t r e e s a n d eat all the leax es i)!"!." h^aiher—"N'es." S o n K n o w l t o n — " W ell. I'm foolin;^- this l)nnch l)y letting" t h e m c l i m l ) ti]) a l e l e ] ) h o n e i ) o l e . " FRATERNAL JEWELRY HOOD'S OLD FASHIONED Jewelry Shop 4 MARKET STREET Old Coins S. E. Miller & Son me Pi^N LDf^NER. (\, , ^ Men's Outfitters and Custom Tailors B5TARUSHED • /887 CORNER-HUDGDN AS/E^^o BO.PEARL Hanan & Son Men's Shoes 34-36 Maiden Lane I'lcasc lufiitioii "The Crimson aiul White" Albany, N. Y . THE CRIMSON GREEN'S AND 27 WHITE GREEN 8-12 STREET JUST OFF S T A T E Our new Gift Department offers a large array of all that is new in Gift Land. Also a complete line of Stationery. M A R Y STIEGELMAIER SCHOOL The School of Individual Instruction SHORTHAND TYPEWRITING - BOOKKEEPING FILING, Etc. 2 4 4 Lark Street, corner Lancaster Telephone 3-3193 Convenient to all Car and Bus Lines Send for Circular l'\-c' (|uit ll)c lioldup i^anio. I'll hanj^" around joints no more." So with a sii^h and faint little cry, M'he g a r t e r stretched out on the tloor. Adelphoi Literary Society Compliments From An Artist Please niciitioii "Tlu' C'riinsoii aiul W'liite" THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 28 GO Ben V. Smith TO Eye Glasses Jarvis' Drug Store Optometrist Optician 50 No. Pearl St., Albany 181 Jay St., Schenectady 3 Third St. Troy MENANDS Matteo Lavenia School Supplies 233 W E S T L A W R E N C E S T R E E T Drugs : Candy Shoe Repairing j i u l s ^ e — " W o r e y o u (.'NCT in t r o u b l e b e f o r e ? " h ^ i i i k l e — " W e l l , a librarian Towne—"May fined nie t w o c e n t s once 1 kiss y o u ? " S h e — " S i r , what d o y o u mean?" T o w n e — " W ell, of all the d u m b ])eoi)le." CENTRAL DAIRY Grade A Jersey Pasteurized Milk and Cream 8 1 6 - 8 2 2 Livingston Ave. Telephone 6-2028 Pli'iist' tiu'iition "Tlie C'riinsoii ami White' T H E CRIMSON AND 29 WHITE Austin - Empire Engravers, Inc. PRODUCERS OF EFFECTIVE PRINTING PLATES 24-30 SHERIDAN AVENUE ALBANY, N ARE YOU Ski Pants Ski Suits Y. READY? Leather Coats The Largest Assortment North of New S T A N D A R D MAKES ARMY - NAVY Leather Jackets York City MODERATE PRICES CAMP 5 4 0 Broadway 1 l a k e r — " 1 started life as a l)arefo()l l ) o y . " S e e o r — " 1 w a s n ' t b o r n with slioes on e i t h e r . " Carl (oN'er t e l e ] ) l i o n e ) — " W h a t t i m e d o y o n ex])ect m e ? " H e l e n — " I d o n ' t ex])eet y o u at all." Carl—"CJOO(1. T h e n I ' l l be rii^ht o\-er and snri)rise y o n . " G. V. & F. W. Cameron The Apollon Tea Room 2 1 5 Central Avenue Fine Home Made Candies HARDWARE Glass Paint Ice Cream Light Lunches Pies, Coffee, Cakes The Best Sandwiches on the Hill 2 8 4 Central Ave. Albany A TRIAL WILL C O N V I N C E Plca-si' iiicntiim "'riic ("rimson niul White" YOU THE CRIMSON AND WHITE MILDRED ELLEY SCHOOL THE MODEL SCHOOL Shorthand - Typewriting 2 4 5 Quail Street - Secretarial Courses Dialphone 6 - 1 6 9 4 ALBANY, N. Y. FOR YOUR SOCIAL SCHOLASTIC FUNCTIONS Hosier Ice Cream Co., Inc. " Cream of Creams " Special Arrangements For School Dances and Rush Parties I'^riend—"1 see y o u r son has r c c e i s c d h i s A . li. (lt\^"ree. Is h e ^•(linin' t o i^et an M . A . n e x t ? " ' h e a t h e r — " X o . his next dei^ree will b e a j . ( ). 1')." I l y r o n — ^ " ( i o s h . n i o l h e r . thai l a d y on the stai^e s e e m s awfully nerx'ous." M o t h e r — " M u s h , dear, thal's (iilda Clray." Save Time at 17 v., THE START - At tlie l!)2S Olympics for tlu- lirsl time siiicc I})12 tlic two daslies wcri' won by tlic same mim, the Caiiiidiaii seliool boy Williams. W a s he slow in jiettinji,' off tiie mark? Ask McAllister, .^ukloek and some others The (juiek start is mighty important in business, as in s])oi'ts. ^On can save three years of good time by an intensive one year accounting or secretarial course in the An)any Business College. Send f o r CARNELL & HOIT catalog, S3 \ . l>earl S t . , A l b a n y , N . I'lease mention "The Crimson and White' Y. THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 31 Wniie You Are Securing Your Education LEARN TO SAVE Wi good education and the ability to save are absolutely essential if you desire to succeed when Frank H. Evory & Co. G E N E R A L PRINTERS 36 and 38 Beaver Street 91 Steps East of Pearl Street you take your place in the business or home life of our country. 4;% INTEREST City Savings Ban 100 S T A T E S T R E E T ALBANY, N. Y. IMease iiiciition "The C'riinsoii and THE 32 CRIMSON IT'S W O R T H YOUR AND WHITE WHILE T O SEE OUR Collegiate Clothes, Hats and Haberdashery S P E C T O R ' S '''shSP ® 233 C E N T R A L AVE. Open Junior Suits with t w o trousers $ 1 4 . 5 0 - $22.50 Evenings Sunday Telegram Corporation 642-644 Letterheads Envelopes BROADWAY Cards Programs Invitations Telephone 3-1277 Printers of " T H E CRIMSON A N D W H I T E ' Lorna—"A ] ) c n n y f o r y o u r thoiiinlits." l ) \ ' r o n — " W h a t d o ^•ou tliink 1 ;ini. a s l o t n i a c h i n c ? " "I s a y . A r b u t u s , k u o w c s t t h o u w h a t has f o u r a r m s and f o u r le.^s lud can s t r e t c h hut c a n ' t "\a}'. Iloratitj. walk?" What stranj^t' a n i m a l is this, " W h y , t w o suits of w o o l e n u n d e r w e a r , t h o u nit forsooth?" wit." ZOLA'S BEAUTY SALON C. Z . Denton, Proprietor NESTLE CIRCULINE PERMANENT WAVING Have a Top Wave to Freshen Up Your Permanent for ^5.00 Special - Facial, Shampoo any kind of Curl and Manicure $3.00 I 35 North Pearl St., cor Clinton Ave. Next to Pruyn Library, upstairs Telephone 4-8253 Evening Appointments Taken IMcasi' mention "Tlu' Crimson and White' THE CRIMSON AND WHITE THE SHOP "CRIMSON AND WHITE" BOYS PATRONIZE MOIKahn " S t y l e s of T o d a y " O u r Motto — A l w a y s T o Please T h e m STRAND THEATRE BLDG. NORTH PEARL STREET Albany Hardware and Iron Company DISTRIBUTORS OF SPORTING AND ATHLETIC SUPPLIES Guns and Ammunition 39-43 State Street Albany, N. Y . I l a n k — " M y i^irl has t w o faults." W i l e v ^ — a n d who else?" 1 l e — " O h , she's not as old as t h a t / ' I la—"Old! W h y that w o m a n reniembcM's when the big- dipper was just a drinking- cu])." Hickey-Freeman Society Brand Campus Togs Clothes Ses/ Wishes Vo '^he Crimson and White Boyce & Milwain 66-68 State St. Albany, N. Y. I'leasemention "The Crimson and White' THE 34 CRIMS(W ANI^ WHITE George ^Russell "Phillips - STUDIO OF DANCE Pupil of Alexis Kosloff I N S T R U C T I O N G I V E N IN Russian Ballet Technique Classical Toe Charader Stage and Social Dancing Physical Training Classes for Women 448 B R O A D W A Y Classes for Children ALBANY. N. Y. Telephone 4 - 9 6 6 0 W A R K - LANE - FERRIS, Inc. Electrical Contractors Radio Fixtures Appliances Electrical Equipment for the Home 4 0 2 B r o a d w a y , o n P l a z a , A l b a n y , N. Y . Dial 3-2400 Tciichcr—".Mr. Kulin, please c o m p a r e 'red'."' Kiihn—"i\e<l, l)rii>lu red." ".Say. youn^- m a n . " asked the old lady at the ticket office, " w h a t lime d o e s the ne.xt train pull in here and h o w lonii" dt)es it s t a y ? " "l"'rom t w o to t w o - t w o , " w a s the curt re])ly. " W ell. 1 d e c l a r e ! I'.e vou the w h i s t l e ? " The College Candy Shop 203 Central A v e . G o to Scherer's The Reliable Fur Store Try Our Toasted Sandwiches and Ice Cream Specials One Block from Colle(;e for Fine Repairing and Clean Workmanship 89 HUDSON A V E N U E Weeber Cycle Works E. O. WEEBER BICYCLES CHILDREN'S VEHICLES TOY WHEEL 1 7 4 - 1 7 6 C e n t r a l A v e n u e , A l b a n y , N. Y . I'U'iisc lucMitioM "Tlu- t'riiiison aiul White" GOODS THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 3 5 HARVEY A. DWIGHT Masons' Building Supplies Stone Tile Telephone 4-9109 Dongan Ave. and Plum St., Albany, N. Y. Established 1 8 5 7 North End Hotel Compliments RESTAURANT of a Friend Allen Tailor and Cleaner M. Marz, Prop. 8 9 0 Broadway Tel 3-9255 1 South Allen Street J. J. G l a t z Phone 6-6039-J GEORGE W. SMITH Heating Contractor Steam -:- Water Office 2 South Bertha St. Telephone 3-8615 Albany, N. Y. Please mention '"J'lie Crimson and W'iiite" ?6 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E Telephone 3-2622 Adam Ross Cut Stone Company, Inc. CUT STONE CONTRACTORS Office, Yard and Mill 999 to 1009 Broadway Albany, N. Y. State College Cafeteria SPECIAL LUNCHEON 35c Hours : 1 1 : 1 5 to 1 : 1 5 RAYMOND NILES PLUMBING AND HEATING CONTRACTOR 394 Central Ave., Albany, N. Y . Telephone 6-1455 IMeasc nu'iition "TLIE Crimson aiul White'