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N o w w e a r e g o i n g t o c o n d u c t a n o t h e r c o n t e s t f o r t h e n e x t issue and we want M O R E PUPILS TO ENTER IT. chance for y o u to earn some m o n e y . p a g e of a d v e r t i s i n g b r o u g h t in. Here is a good W e will g i v e o n e d o l l a r f o r e a c h S h o w y o u r school spirit. T h e ad- v e r t i s i n g p a y s f o r t h e p a p e r ; s o if y o u w a n t Y O U R P A P E R t o b e a success DO YOUR BIT. Slip a pill to Kaiser Bill by buying War Saving Stamps. Plfdur iiirytfion "The Crinifion (ind H7//7r" Contents Pago Our Honor Roll 35 Literary Department J Think of Thee (by M. J. E., '18) For France (by C. S. K., '19) Tn the Throes of Winter (by '18) The Stolen Manuscript (by A. F. M., '19) 36 37 39 41 Editorial 43 Alumni Notes 44 School Notes 44 Societies Quintilian Literary Society Zeta Sigma Adelphoi 45 45 46 The Junior High School Editorial An Incident (by F. B., Eighth Grade) The Cure of a Freshman (by P. B., Seventh Grade) 47 47 47 48 Athletic Notes 48 Exchanges 49 Sense and ITunior 51 Vol. X I V FEBRUARY 1 9 1 8 OUR HONOR ROLL. William Davison, ex.-M8, N a v y . William Nead, '16, N. Y . Field Hospitals, Camp Wadsworth. Harold Sollace, ex.-'19, Naval Training Station, Newport, R. I. Urquhart Wilcox, '14, Aviation Corps, Ithaca, N. Y . Eugene Molitor, '14, Aviation Corps, Ithaca, N. Y . Paul O'Brien, ex.-'17, Somewhere in France. Erwin Hanna, '16, N. G. N. Y . Chester Blauvelt, '14, Lieutenant in Army, stationed at Trenton. Irving Goewey, '12, Lieutenant in U. S. R., Atlanta, Ga. Arnold Van Laer, ex.-'18, Troop B, N. G. N. Y., New Paltz, N. Y Edmund O'Connor, '14, Marines. Earl Vibbard, ex.-'18, Second Field Hospital Corps. Chester Long, '14, Albany Base Hospital. Gilbert Daring, '14. Nelson (!ovey, '14, Albany Base Hospital. .John Butler, '14, Albany Base Hospital. William Thompson, '11. (Jeorge Reinhart, ex.-'18, N a v y . Harold W^entworth, ex.-'12, National Army, Camp Devons. Gu}^ Ferguson, '13, National Army, Camp DCA'ens. Clifford Evory, '08. Guy Sweet, 'Oo. Jolm Becker, '11. George Anderson, '10. Alberta O'Connor, '12, U. S. N. R. F., Yeoman. Newton Bacon, '12, Lieutenant in IT. S. H., Yaphank. Rdwin Taylor, ex.-'14. Edwin Belknap, 'lo. Chester Hane, '12. Robert Meade, ex.-'12, Albany Base Hospital. Walter Graham, ex.-'16, Albany Base Hospital. Raymond Fite, '15, Medical Corps. John Lynd, ex.-'14, Marines. .lohn Henry, ex.-'16, Aviation Corps, France. Harold Springsteed, ex.-'10. v J o l i n O ' D a y Donahoe, '10. K'aymond Raynsford. Harold Walker, ex.-'14. Stephen Venear, ex.-'16, Albanj' Base Hospital. (libson Newell, ex.-'10, Albany Base Hospital. f!iiarles Grounds, '10, Camp Devens. Chauncey Sears, ex.-'ID. Richard Whitman, ex.-'18, Marines. Watson Hoos, ex.-'17. Harold Hasselbarth, ex.-'16. Wesley Turner, ex.-'18, Aviation Corps. No. 3 36 T H E OETMSON A N D AYTTTTE # A T K! M T I THINK OF THEE. W h e n f a i r A u r o r a gilds the darkened s k y , A n d ushers in the radiant new-born day, A s thru the misty light beyond the deep I see thy face, in care-releasing sleep, Beneath the light that breaks o'er thee and me, Lo ! at the d a w n T think of thee ! W h e n fleeting day has reached its c r o w n i n g height. A n d all the w o r l d ' s convulsed with toil and strife, I go apart and think of thee somewhere In No M a n ' s Land, thine own small part to bear, 'Midst that fiercer m a e l s t r o m — w a r ' s stern decree. Then, alone, I remember thee ! W h e n golden twilight steals across the land, A n d o ' e r the harp of thought, its passing calm, Tn cadence sweet, into my heart soft sreeps, An{l o])eiis wide the cells wliere m e m ' r y sleeps, Then, at tliis hour, my thoughts go 'cross the sea. A h ! then, 'tis then 1 dream of thee ! ' W h e n sombre night enfolds the realms above. A n d earth is veiled in mystic midnight blue, I see thee daring all for me and mine Upon the hellish I'im of w a r ' s red line. A r m e d with God's might, resolved to make men free, Tlien, at this hour, I pray f o r thee ! ]\r. J. R. '18. TITK CRIMSON AND WHITE 37 FOR FRANCE. " S o m e w h e r e in F r a n c e " , in a small t o w n recently v a c a t e d b y the retreating Germans, reside a boy of eighteen, J e a n A n d r e , and his sister Marie. T h e y are orphans, their mother h a v i n g died w h e n they were v e r y young, and their f a t h e r h a v i n g been killed on the battlefield d u r i n g the present war. T h e y live in a small cottage w i t h their g r a n d f a t h e r , Pierre A n d r e . Now, as they sit in the dim t w i l i g h t conversing w i t h neighbors, w h o have come in to spend the e v e n i n g by the fireside, all suddenly become silent as Jean speaks. ' ' I t w a s just such a night as this that the Huns came to get u s . ' ' " Y e s , " encouraged the aged Pierre, " g o on, boy, tell us all about it a g a i n . " " W e were just about to close up the house f o r the night w h e n there came a loud k n o c k i n g at the door; and Marie, t h i n k i n g it w a s a neighbor coming to call, hastened to open it. A s she did so, an officer, a German ofificer, stepped into the room. " ' Y o u and your brother will accompany us,' commanded the German. " A s I tried to edge my w a y towards the door, this beast pointed his gun at me and said, " ' N o t so fast, y o u n g fellow. W e need you. A n y attempt to escape will avail you nothing. Just step into line there, both of you, and come right along with us.' ' ' I could do nothing but o b e y ; and, f r o m the time we l e f t the house until we reached the German headquarters, I was conscious of nothing but M a r i e ' s hand clutching at mine. I w a s t h i n k i n g of plans to defeat these scoundrels. F i n a l l y we reached the place and w e r e ushered before a man in uniform, who, on my honor, Pierre, looked like the very messenger of the devil. His long 'mustachios', r e a c h i n g half w a y to his ears, gave him the air of a demon of hell, w h i c h he was. I confess, my friend, that he gave me a start which I shall never f o r g e t . " ' Y o u have been brought here,' he said, 'upon a serious c h a r g e ; and I tell you that the sooner you answer all questions asked of y o u to the f u l l extent of your knowledge, the better it w i l l be f o r both you and y o u r sister. W h e r e were vou on the niglit of October the twentvfirstr '' ' A t home,' I answered. " ' Y o u lie,' he said. ' W h y did you go to the home of ]\[. Robet late that night r " ' I w e n t nowhere that night,' I responded. " ' W h a t did you receive while in his presence?' the officer continued. " " ' I received nothing, as I did not leave my home that n i g h t , ' I insisted. Y o u see, my friend, I had resolved to stick to m y story, no matter w h a t happened. " 'AVhere is the packet of papers y o u carried a w a y from M. R o b e t ' s house?' he resumed. " I d i d not answer this question. " ' I t seems you do not intend to comply with my orders. Until you see fit to answer, as T wish, yon will remain here, under guard. If 38 THE CRIMSON AND WIIITP] you do not answer these questions within two hours, both you and your sister will be shot.' Turning to the guard, he said,' Search them both, and don't overlook anything. Report to me in one-half hour.' ''The guard led us into another room and searched us. Believe me, Pierre, my blood ran cold when I thought of the papers concealed in my shoe. As you know, M. Robet had intrusted me with plans which I was to carry the very next day to the commander of the front line trenches. After he had searched Marie and found nothing, he came towards me. ' ' 'If there is any shooting to be done,' I said, 'it is my wish that you shoot my sister first, and then I will give you the plans.' " 'Very well,' said the guard, ' I will leave you here while I go and confer with the commandant; and, if he says it is all right, we will carry out your idea.' With that he left the room. " H e returned in about three-quarters of an hour, and led Marie out. She was my only sister. I could hardly bear to see her g o ; but I put aside my terror as best I could, and sat down to wait for that fateful shot. All the while I could hear her sobbing, and I put my fingers to my ears to shut out the sound. Every minute seemed like an hour. Finally I heard one—twt)—three reports. My friends, I was ready to face death by the worst tortures. " I n a short time the guard who had taken my sister away came back. I was afraid to look at him; I couldn't look at him. Gradually I lifted my eyes to meet his gaze, and, as I did so, he said: " 'Your wish has been carried out; your sister is dead.' " T h e n something revolted within me, and I rose and faced him. As I did, he said: ' ' ' The commandant desires to see you immediately. -Follow me.' " B a c k into the den of that fearful monster we went. Fiercely he turned to me. " 'Now hand me the papers, you French dog,' he glared. " 'Never will you get anything from me while I live. Over my dead body you may prowl like ravens over their prey on the battlefields. I had my sister shot because I was afraid that, if I was shot first, she would tell everything. I stared right into his eyes. My fighting blood was up, and I felt as if I would fight the whole army of the German Empire.' " 'Herr Mochstadt, I order you, in the name of the Kaiser, to shoot this man directly—here before me.' " T h e guard drew his revolver. I closed my eyes. There was a report—a crash. I opened my eyes, and there on the fioor lay the commandant, the German devil, the one who had spoken my doom. I was completely bewildered; and, as my eyes asked the question, the guard, without a word from me, spoke, in the clearest and best French: " ' I am JacquesXiimbain, of the French Intelligence office. Go, boy. Quick! Get those plans to the trenches. Your sister is not dead, but is awaiting you just outside the town. Go, and God be with you!'" C. S. K., '19. •—w The true poem is the poet's mind.—Emerson. THE CRIMSON AND AVIIITE 39 IN THE THROES OF WINTER. « J u s t b e f o r e tlie d a w n of w h a t p r o m i s e d t o be an u n r e l e n t i n g l y cold F e b r u a r y d a y , a small, e i g h t m o n t h s ' old moose c a l f s t r u g g l e d a w k w a r d l y t h r o u g h the d e e p s n o w alone. It h a d been s n o w i n g so h a r d t h a t t h e t r a c k s of the small herd of f o u r , in w h i c h t h i s c a l f bel o n g e d , had been c o v e r e d up. T h e s n o w w a s so d e e p n o w as to m a k e p a s s a g e f o r e v e n a s t r o n g , f u l l g r o w n moose a l m o s t impossible, and t h e deserted c a l f w a s a l r e a d y so f a t i g u e d t h a t it could n o t a d v a n c e f a r t h e r b u t stood l o o k i n g h e l p l e s s l y a b o u t . N o w a n d t h e n it u t t e r e d a p i t e o u s c r y a n d t h e n b e c a m e silent a g a i n . T h e cold b e c a m e m o r e intense, and the s k y in the east g r e w a p a l e p i n k , so f a i n t t h a t it s u g g e s t e d t h a t e v e n the sun s h i v e r e d to come into such chill a n d d e s o l a t i o n as t h i s p o r t i o n of the u n i v e r s e p r e s e n t e d . T h e moose c a l f s t r u g g l e d f o r w a r d a f e w steps, s n a p p i n g t w i g s w h i c h i n t e r c e p t e d i t s w a y a n d s e a r c h i n g the f o r e s t on e i t h e r side w i t h an intentness p a r a d o x i c a l to his age. T h e k e e n p a n g s of h u n g e r h a d t a u g h t this i n f a n f of N a t u r e in a f e w h o u r s w h a t it w o i d d h a v e t a k e n m o n l h s to h a v e l e a r n e d u n d e r o r d i n a r y c o n d i t i o n s — n a m e l y , tluit spi'uce tree nnist: lie f o u n d f o r f o o d and t h a t s p e e d i l y . It h a d b e e n a h a r d w i n t e r f o r the w o o d - f o l k ; and, w i t h the prev i o u s s n o w f a l l , h a d come f a m i n e — f a m i n e c m e l a n d r a v a g i n g , w h i c h the animal i n s t i n c t c o u l d not cope w i t h n o r a v o i d . A n d so the l e a d e r of the l i t t l e h e r d h a d been f o r c e d b y l a c k of f o r a g e to p u s h his w a y f a r t h e r to tlie n o r t h of the M a n i t o b a c o u n t r y . A l l night they had ( r a v e l l e d in s e a r c h of n e w p a s t u r e g r o u n d s . A b o u t thi'ee h o u r s b e f o r e tlie scene j u s t p r e s e n t e d the calf h a d f a l l e n into a hole, a n d , f o r c e d by the l e a d e r , the m o t h e r had gone on. M a t e r n a l a n x i e t y in the moose t r i b e is not so k e e n w h e n the calf has attained an a g e of s i x of s e v e n m o n t h s ; a n d the m o t h e r h a d ceased to w o r r y ere t w o s c a n t miles s e p a r a t e d her f r o m her o f f s p r i n g . I n a little c a b i n in the c l e a r i n g a b o u t h a l f a mile a w a y , f a m i n e w a s m a k i n g itself f e l t as k e e n l y as w i t h the p r i m i t i v e f o l k . O n a cot in the c o r n e r of a r u d e , i l l - k e p t , p o o r l y h e a t e d r o o m l a y a man of al)out f i f t y five. O r a y w a s c o p i o u s l y m i n g l e d w i t h the d a r k h a i r t h a t Ining in l o n g l o c k s a b o u t his f a c e . A s t u b b y b e a r d f a i l e d to c o n c e a l liis e m a c i a t e d a n d h a g g n r d f e a t u r e s , b u t his dull e y e s l o o k e d w i t h l o v i n g p i t y at the b o y b e n d i n g o v e r the f r y i n g p a n b e f o r e the open fire. A stone fire-place at one end of the r o o m w a s a s u b s t i t u t e f o r b o t h k i t c h e n r a n g e and h e a t e r . " H e r e , mon pere, is some f r i e d corn meal. It Avill be a c h a n g e n f t e r oat meal foi* seven w e e k s . I f o u n d a f e w cu])fuls y e s t e i ' d a y in a b a g in the closet. T h i s will m a k e y o u s t r o n g e r . " T h e b o y s p o k e in the l)roken l a n g u a g e of the F r e n c h C a n a d i a n , and t h e r e w a s a p a t l i e t i c r i n g in his voice as he u t t e r e d the last s e n t e n c e w h i c h m a d e the f a t h e r look Tip (|uickly. " I t is f r e s h m e a t w h i c h I n e e d n o w , mon E d m u n r l . T h e f e v e r has l e f t me and 1 nnist h a v e n o u r i s h i n g f o o d . Y o u need f r e s h meat, too. T o - m o r r o w I w i l l be s t r o n g e n o u g h to go out and g e t s o m e . " T h e b o y l o o k e d at his p a r e n t b u t said n o t h i n g . H e WMS b e g i n n i n g to realize t h a t this could not come t r u e . F o r t h r e e w e e k s the f n t h e r 40 THE CRIMSON X\ND WHITE had said he would be well enough to get some game or go to the settlement nine miles away, and every day found him weaker. The thought came to the boy now that his father might never go out again; but, with the added "burden, he became braver. When the father had eaten and fallen asleep, the boy was still gazing into the embers on the hearth. Rising, he replenished the fire and then climbed resolutely into the little loft. He reappeared quickly with a pair of snow shoes. When he was ready to go out, he took down from a peg a rather clumsy looking rifle and made his exit as quickly and quietly as possible, not disturbing the sleeping man. As he sped across the snowy wastes, his heart pounded, and his determination nearly weakened. If he should not get anything, how could he ever meet the displeasure of le pere ? He had been forbidden to go alone into the beast haunted solitudes of their little home, but this had somehow seemed different. It must have been Providence which led the lad toward the very spot where the young moose, by this time quite worn out, was awaiting Fate. He was overcome with joy when he saw his quarry. There was no wind. The young fir trees, which the calf had nearly reached, stood straight and tall and stiffly pointed from the noiseless white levels of the snow. The calf did not know scents yet and did not heed Nature's warning. The underbrush moved ever so softly, and the young moose turned to behold, very near him, his slayer. Instinct bade him escape; but, up to his flanks in snow, the helpless creature fixed his large, luminous eyes on his small' captor in piteous bewilderment. The instinct of the hunter was fully aroused in the boy, and he did not see. Aiming with care at a spot low down behind the fore shoulder, he lifted his eyes upward for the fraction of a second; " M o n Dieu, aide-moi!" A vicious report rang out cutting the serene silence. The shot had gone home; and, with a cough, the moose staggered and fell forward on his knees, dead. The boy sprang forward and eagerly examined his first prize. There was no meat like moose-real for the father he thought happily, and already he saw him well again. That night the fire blazed hotly in the little cabin and a delicious odor of frying steak filled the room while the father and boy occupied themselves with alternate mouthfuls of the juicy meat and snatches of animated conversation. '18. Fools make feasts; wise men eat them.—Franklin. Wo push time from us and then wish him hack.—Young. Great thoughts h'ke great deeds need no trumpet.—Bailey. —-k It is never so difficult to speak as when We are ashamed of our silence. •Tm Rorhrfnuro}THJ. TITK CRIMSON AND WHITE 41 THE STOLEN MANUSCRIPT. The room w a s typical of a boarding school w i t h its simple furniture scattered carelessly about. A t a small table laden w i t h books and papers, sat Marjorie L a n s i n g with her eyes intently fixed on a paper which she had just finished w r i t i n g . " T h e r e ! I ' v e changed that a b i t , " she said, h e a v i n g a sigh of relief. Suddenly the door burst open ; and a girl, breathless and excited, entered the room. " M a r j o r y have you finished y o u r essay? T h e y are supposed to l)e in at Miss G r a n d ' s office at six o 'clock, and it is half past five n o w . ' ' " Y e s , I have just finished mine, D o r o t h y ; and I can h a r d l y w a i t to see who wins the p r i z e . " Then together they ran off to enter their graduation essays, which every senior of Miss G r a n d ' s boarding school w a s compelled to write. A f e w days later, Miss Grand herself appeared before an assembly of her pupils and made the f o l l o w i n g announcement: " G i r l s , I have a v e r y serious matter to l a y before you to-day. This morning while correcting the graduation essays handed in, I found that one essay had been copied almost entirely from a story that is in one of the magazines at my office. A s y o u k n o w , we have never yet had a n y t h i n g like this happen b e f o r e ; and w e cannot allow it to happen now. If the w r i t e r of that essay w i l l report at my office before seven this evening, the crime w i l l be f o r g i v e n upon explanation ; but if she fails to appear, her name shall be made public and she shall f o r f e i t her d i p l o m a . " Silence followed. E v e r y f a c e in the audience bore an anxious look, and every one wondered w h o the unfortunate person was. That evening soon a f t e r seven o ' c l o c k Miss Grand again called an assembly and with a stern and expressionless face she stepped out on the platform. " G i r l s , I said before if that person failed to appear I woidd make her name public, and she should f o r f e i t her diploma. iMarjorie Lansing, it is you whom I m e a n ; and y o u will please go to my office immediately." The whole assembly sat anuized. E a c h girl w i t h mouth open and astonished eyes turned to look at M a r j o r i e , who, pale and dumbfounded, rose slowly from her seat and blindly w a l k e d t o w a r d Miss G r a n d ' s office. Think of i t ! M a r j o r i e Lansing, the idol and f a v o r i t e of every girl in school, was accused of c o p y i n g her essay. It w a s incredible! A s she entered the office, dazed and stupefied with terror, she w a s greeted by the glances of the f a c u l t y . IVIiss Grand w a s seated at her desk, and she fixed her eyes on IMarjorie as if to penetrate her mind. ]\liss Fremont, the math, teacher, had been c r y i n g ; and the rest were either fiushed and excited or cool and indifferent. " M i s s Lansing, I f e a r protestations are in vain f o r y o u r guilt is obvious. i\Iiss Grand has the magazine w h i c h contains the article that you have copied almost w o r d for w o r d . " It was Miss F r e m o n t ' s kind voice which spoke this as she fixed her sympathetic eyes on Marjorie. 42 THE CKTiMSON A N D WTTTTE ~ " D o yon wish to say anything' concerning this matter, IMiss L a n s i n g ? " interrupted the shrill voice of Miss Grand. Marjorie glanced at the magazine and then turned a w a y with a smile. " Y e s , Miss Grand, T only wish to say that T am the author of both the article in that magazine and of my essay. I delayed so long in w r i t i n g my essay that I had no time to finish it. ]\Iy only means to enter a composition was to hand in the one [ wrote f o r the m a g a z i n e . " The faculty was stupefied. IMiss Fremont again began to cry, and Miss Grand's face lost its harshness. F o r about half an hour they (luestioned and re-questioned IMarjorie. Then Miss Grand once more stepped out on the platform and recalled the bewildered girls, iireathless with astonishment, they listened to the explanations of Miss Grand. Never did that assembly hall rin^ with more shouts and glee than it did Avhen Marjorie Tjansing stepped f o r t h to receive her prize. A. F. M.. '10. Truth is the work of Gorl, lies are the works of man.—Mme. de StaieL The true poem is the poet's mind.—Emerson. if Silence ^ives consent.—Fuller. • Things bad beji;un make strong themselves by ill.—Shakrsphrre. * Wortli makes tlie man and want of it the fellow.—Pope. if—_— Nothing comes too soon but sorrow.—Bailey. if A refusal <^f praiseis a desire to be praised twice.—Jm Rochefoucauld. • Familiarity breeds contempt.—Puhliiis Si/rufi. Brevity is the soul of wit.—Young. Those who in (|uarrels interpose, Must often wipe a bloody nose.—Gay. THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Vol. X I V ALBANY, N . Y . , FEBRUARY, 1918 No. 3 Publiiihed E v e r y T w o M o n t h s D u r i n g the School Y e a r b y the StiulentH of the M . H . S. TKRMS OF SUBSCKIPTION One year (5 copies) payable in aclvancc $0.75 Kinffle copies 20 BOARD OF EDITORS Editor-in-Chief J O Y C E G O L D R I N G , '18 Assistant Editor A N N A M A R I N , Q, L,. 8 . , '19 M A R ( i A R E T I . K I R T I . A N D , <». L . S., '18 C A R » ) L J. T R A V E K , Zeta S i g m a , '18 M A R I E K l N t i , Zetii Signm, '18 W I N I F R E D D U N N , Q. L,. S., '18 H E L . E N E. A L E X A N D E R , Zeta S i g m a , '18 J A N E T G O L D R l N t i , Q. I.. 8., '19 M A R G A R E T J. R O M E R , '18 M A R I O N E . V O S B U R G H , Zeta S i g m a , '18 1 1 Iternrv F . l l t o r s j ' - " e i ' f t r y i<.mtors School E d i t o r Alumni Editor } - , „ | J o k e Ji^Ultors J Exchange Editors FLo^cE^fe^LE::::::::::::::::::::::::^ K E N N E T H S H U F E 1 . T , A d e l p h o i , '19 AIJAN S E X T O N . A d e l p h o i , '18 R U S S E I . L C. B O U T O N , '19 C I ^ Y D E S. K I T T E O - . , A d e l p h o i , '19 C H A R L E S S A Y I . E S , Adelphoi, '21 C L A R E N C E M C D O N O U G H , A d e l p h o i , '19 Business M a n a g e r s Advertising A g « n t s : Athletic E d i t o r T h e fii'st s e m e s t e r of ovu- school y e a r s has passed, and now w o are on tlie " h o m e w a r d s t r e t c h " . ^ I t b e l i o o v e s us all to l a y aside o u r " k i l l i n g ? t i m e " h a b i t s a n d g e t d o w n t o r e a l w o r k w i t h o u r lessons. T h e seniors e s p e c i a l l y k n o w w h a t t h i s last h a l f m e a n s to them. June is hut three months oft', and it seems as t h o u g h seniors s h o u l d l e a v e a This good r e c o r d b e h i n d t h e m w h e n t h e y l e a v e tlieir A l m a M a t e r . does not mean t h a t w e must be " g r i n d s " f o r " a l l w o r k a n d no p l a y m a k e s J a c k a dull i ) o y " , b u t w e m u s t do in eaiMiest the w o r k w h i c h is p u t b e f o r e us. " S h o w y o u r school s p i r i t ! " H o w o f t e n those w o r d s are said to us d u r i n g o u r school l i f e ! Y e t s c h o o l s p i r i t is one of the necessities of a g o o d school, f o r w i t h o u t it n o t h i n g c a n be a success. H o w m a n y of us h a v e had school s p i r i t a n d g o n e to see e v e r y b a s k e t l)all g a m e 44 T H E CRT]\rSON A N D W H I T E played this y e a r ? A certain f e w go all of the time, and the rest go none of the time. A team with nothing to inspire it, no matter hoAV good the team, will not play its best. There remains but one game this y e a r and it is p l a y e d at home. L e t ns see if we ean not tnrn ont in a school body and give our team ronsing cheers. • ALUMNI NOTES. Anna Switzer, '15, is t a k i n g a Secretarial course at the Rnssell Sage School in Troy. Announcement has been made of the marriage of Helen Slingerland Cook, ex.-']5, to M a x Joseph Schnurr on T h a n k s g i v i n g D a y , 1917. A t present they are residing on INfarshall Street. Theron H o y t and James Seymour, '17, recently returned to Milne High School foi' a brief visit. Edith Janelle, ex.-'18, is attending the A l b a n y lUisiness College. SCHOOL NOTES. Once again those meri'v examiiialions calhMl midyears have })asse(l. Oh ! How glad we are ! We have received our rei)orts and have I'esolved to do better next time if possible. A l a s ! No more can we poor students lie-a-bed until eight o'clock and make a wild rush to reach school at half past eight. School now opens at eight fifteen. Though this early houi* causes us nuich trouble, we are glad to go home at t w e l v e thirty-five. Many of us cannot get used to this change and the t a r d y list grows larger each day. We f e a r if this keeps up, Automatic S t u d y Hall or " S t . J o h n ' s Bible C l a s s " , by which name it w a s known to some of us, will be re-established. The senior chiss have elected the f o l l o w i n g President ^larie Vice-President Holen Secret a i-y Carol Treasurer Joyce officers: King. Alexander. Traver. Croldring. On F r i d a y evening, F e b r u a r y 8, a dance was held in the College gymnasium f o r the benefit of the " C r i m s o n and AVhite". It was greatly enjoyed by all present but the small number of students present show<Hl a lack of school spirit on the part of the school body. I ^^ TITK CRIMSON AND WHITE 45 QUINTILIAN L I T E R A R Y SOCIETY. T h e m e e t i n g s of Q u i n are indeed " p i c k i n g u p " b o t h in a t t e n d a n c e a n d i n t e r e s t . I f t h i s continues, T h u r s d a y a f t e r n o o n s w i l l be e a g e r l y l o o k e d f o r w a r d to. Q u i n held a p a t r i o t i c m e e t i n g on T h u r s d a y , F e b r u a r y 7, a n d in\'ited a f e w of the F r e s h m a n girls. A f t e r an e n j o y a b l e p r o g r a m m e to w h i c h M i s s S h a v e r a n d ]\liss J o n e s c o n t r i b u t e d , r e f r e s h m e n t s w e r e served. Both the m e m b e r s of the s o c i e t y and the v i s i t o r s h a d a l o v e l y time. T h e folloAving m e m b e r s h a v e been elected to h o l d offices f o r t h e second semestei*: President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Critic IMistress of C e r e m o n i e s > INIargaret K i r k l a n d . AFarion W i l t s i e . Janet Goldring. Catherine Phibbs. Helen Price. Viola Pier. J. G., '19. ^ Z E T A SIGMA. T h e m e e t i n g s of S i g m a are, as u s u a l , Avell a t t e n d e d a n d are enj o y e d as nuich as those in the e a r l i e r p a r t of the school y e a r . Our sole a n n o y a n c e is t h e p e r p e t u a l t r o u b l e in s e c u r i n g R o o m ;}02 on Tiu^sd a y s f o r S i g m a nuH^tings o n l y . J a n u a r y 19, S i g n u i held the F r e s h n u i n R u s h at C a r o l T r a v e r ' s home nciir S c h o d a c k C e n t e r . T h e F r e s h m e n e n j o y e d t h e m s e l v e s v e r y much, and it w a s a d a y to be l o n g r e m e m b e r e d b y all t h o s e w h o attended. S i g m a h e l d a t h e a t r e p a r t y F e b r u a r y 1 a t the G r a n d . e n j o y a b l e time. A l l had an W e w e r e g l a d to h a v e E s t h e r Cranun*, one of o u r a l u m n i m e m b e r s a t t e n d i n g the S t a t e C o l l e g e , visit us. 46 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE ' A t a recent meeting the f o l l o w i n g were elected to hold office f o r the second semester: • President Vice-President Recording Secretary Assistant R e c o r d i n g S e c r e t a r y . Senior Editor Jnnior Editor Corresponding Secretary Treasurer Critic Mistress of Ceremonies Pianist jMarshal Isal)ella. Dodds. Margaret Skinner. Elizabeth S t r y k e r . . Eleanor P e r r y . Marian Bedell. Elizabeth Terwilliger. IMillicent Bvirhans. Jane O'Neill. Marie K i n g . Carol Traver. Edna Wirshing. Katharine McKinley. E. S., '18. ADELPHOI. The meetings of Adelphoi have pi-ogressed with mnch spirit. A great interest is taken by the members in literary work consisting of lunnorous readings and talks on current events. A sliort time ago a mock trial was held. The prisoners, P. K i t t e l l and J. Glenn, were charged with being German spies. D. Johnson and 1. l^randow acted as attorneys and K . Shufelt as judge. A f t e r a heated debate on the p a r t of the attorneys, the i>risoners were convicted and led a w a y . The members of Adelphoi are looking f o r w a r d to a social event whicli will take place in the near future. The election of officers for this semester took place F e b r u a r y 15. The f o l l o w i n g were elected ; ' President .Kenneth Shufelt. Vice-President A l a n Sexton. Secretary Clarence ]\lcDonough. Chaplain Clyde Kittell. Treasurer I^erry Pier. Sergeant at A r m s I r v i n g Brandow. iMaster of Ceremonies John Glenn, C. McI),, '19, L ^ l| ^• THE CRIMSON AND AVIIITE 47 THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. M i d y e a r examinations have eoine and gone. O u r marks brought to some of us j o y , to others sorrow. Nevertheless, we all hope to do better in our June examinations. The change of teachers has come also. W e w e r e all sorry to see the old ones go, but were anxious to meet our new teachers. W e hope to like them as well as we did those of the first semester. F . Ti., E i g h t h Grade. A N INCIDENT. One day, not long ago, a y o u n g man came to our house. He was a y o u n g Armenian going to college here. ITe told us of the conditions in A r m e n i a and Syria and asked if we would help the people in those countries by subscribing to a magazine called " T h e C o n t i n e n t " . He said that the T u r k s have captured A r m e n i a and S y r i a and want to get rid of the people there, so that they can have the fertile lands to cultivate. To do this they are s t a r v i n g the people. There is plenty of rich, fertile land f o r all of the people if the T n r k s would only let them cultivate it. Thousands and thousands of men, women and children are d y i n g there e v e r y d a y . " I have not heard from my people in three y e a r s , " he said. " W h e n I left, they Avere well oft'. If they have escaped the T u r k s they are all r i g h t ; otherAvise I do not k n o w w h e t h e r they are dead or a l i v e . " The only w a y that money can be sent to them is by the Staiulard Oil Ships. The ships t a k e it over and it is distributed secretly among the peoi)le. If the T u r k s find that the people have money they take it a w a y from them. The T u r k s will not let them leave the country, noiwill they allow them to cultivate the lands so as to have food. Let us all hope that these countries will soon be delivered from the T u r k s f o r ever. The lu^xt S u n d a y a f t e r he called at our house, the story was told at Sunday School to us about a k i n g who was v e r y dearly loved by his subjects. To prove their love they all brought to him white g i f t s at Christmas. The rich people brought ivory, beautiful cloth, and other fine presents. The poor people brought rice or some other little token of theii' love. H o w e v e r , all of the g i f t s were Avhite. The superintendent of our S u n d a y School suggested that we give a white Christmas to the A r m e n i a n s aiul Syrians. There was a little li-ee on the platform on which, he said, we Avould hang our g i f t s tlie next Sunday. In each class the pupils and teachers brought w h a t nu)ney they conld; and each class put its money together in a Avhite envelope. Then a girl or boy was selected fi'om each class to tie the g i f t on tiie ti'ee. W e were all very proud to l)e able to help and liad finite a collection on the next S u n d a y . F . B., E i g h t h Grade. 48 TITE C R I M S O N A N D W H I T E j i THE CURE OF A FRESHMAN. Dixon Fassett, Cornell '15, had been warned repeatedly by the upper classmen of B a k e r l i a l l to answer the telephone on his floor. D i x o n was a freshman who had not y e t become accustomed to the janitorial work which conceited sophmores expected f r o m the new students. One afternoon as D i x o n sat s t u d y i n g w i t h his t w o sophmore room-mates the telephone r a n g loud and clear. D i x o n never flickered a lash. The others waited a f e w minutes; then seeing that D i x o n did not intend to move, they w e n t on with their lessons. When the bell rang a second time, one of the sophmores answered the telephone. Dixon thought to himself, " W e l l , I guess I've t a u g h t them that I ' m no j a n i t o r f o r this house." That night a f t e r D i x o n had gone to bed he heard a loud t h u m p i n g • at the door. Immediately he k n e w w h a t it meant and started to throw on his clothes. l i e thought to himself, " T h e y w o n ' t get me this time if I can help i t . " F i n a l l y a head appeared in the t r a n s o m ; D i x o n shivered as he recognized the bushy hair of Pete B r o w n , the biggest man in the sophmore class. B u t Pete stuck in the transom, and the a t t a c k i n g p a r t y decided t h a t they would have to break in the door. They w o r k e d hard f o r five minutes before the panels gave. In the meantime Dixon, f e e l i n g v e r y clever and pleased w i t h himself, slid down the w a t e r - p i p e — s t r a i g h t into the arms of sophmore guards, ^ * i¥ ^ ^ il^ ^^ Three hours later he w a s a sadder and wiser boy. He had rolled peanuts up the steepest hill in Ithaca, and taken an i n v o l u n t a r y bath in the lake by the veterinary college. Worst of all, he had had to paint his own face green. He had decided that freshmen should a l w a y s answer the telephone. P. B., Seventh Grade. ATHLETIC NOTES. The basketball team has played eight of its games so far, scheduled with St. elohn's A c a d e m y , Rensselaer High School, L a Salle Institute. (Chatham H i g h School, CHiristian B r o t h e r s ' A c a d e m y , and Hudson H i g h School. The renuiining game will be played on the home court with Christian B r o t h e r s ' A c a d e m y . The team has not played as Avell this y e a r as other years, and we ho|)e that it will meet with better success in the remaining ganu\ • J I ^ i | i | \ 1 ; TITK CRIMSON AND W H I T E 49 CRITICISMS. Triangle, Troy, N. Y. Triangle is decidedly our best exchange received this month. It is not only finished in its appearance but in its contents as well. "The Counter Sacrifice" deserves high praise, not only the descriptions being beautifully worked out, but the conversational parts containing universal ease and naturalness. "The Pathos of the Unmarked Laundry" was extremely clever and guaranteed a good laugh. The jokes were simply "immense"—the satire on "My Rosary" receiving especial mention. The large number of "ads" shows that some real and earnest work is being accomplished alongfinanciallines as well as literary. Garnet and Gray, Albany, N. Y. We welcome our "next door neighbor" with especial interest. Your magazine is improving with rapid strides, and we feel sure that ere long it will reach the standard which a paper representing the size school yours does should attain. What you have is all right and quite interesting, but everything is so discouragingly brief. I suppose we should look for quality and not quantity, but can't you give us a little of both? All your stories bespeak the true spirit of '17. A poem or two would greatly increase the literary value of the paper and give variety. Accept a goodly word of congratulation on the splendid success of your Athletic Association. The Lion, La Grange, Illinois. Lion has done admirably with its last issue and merits commendation for its completeness. The Literary Department is only fair "For Thee, O Country!" is written with too much of the "spread-eagleism", and not enough of logical reasoning. Your jokes and athletic department are very good. 50 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE ' Forester, Dallas, Texas. Yours is a very interesting paper thruout. The cuts are excellent, and add greatly to the attractiveness of the issue. The exchanges are cleverly written. • Dart, Ashtabula, Ohio. The chief criticism we would make upon your paper is that you have scattered the jokes promiscuously among the advertisements. This plan detracts from the general "get-up" of the paper. Aside from this, we are well pleased with your publication. —• Oneida, Preston, Idaho. This paper could be made decidedly more attractive by publishing it in magazine form. However, your material is good, and presented in an attractive way. Exchange and Athletic departments are especially completp ^— The "Crimson and White" gratefully acknowledges the receipt of the following exchanges: JOKES NAME LITERARY EXCHANGES ATHLETICS AND AVERAGE CUTS Academe Echoes Forester Garnet and Gray. Insight Item Lion Manual Oneida Palmerian Poly technic Sangra Triangle 10 10 9 9 8 9 7 9 8 9 8 8 10 9 9 8 7 8 7 9 9 9 8 8 8 9 S 7 8 9 9 8 10 10 8 0 10 8 9 G .. 10 7 8 8 9 9 8 7 8 8 10 8+ 9 9 8 8+ 8 9 9+ 8+ 7+ 8+ 8 9+ A S OTHERS SEE US. "Crimson and White", Albany, N. Y . You have a good cover design. A few good cuts would add greatly to the appearance of your paper— Manual, Peoria, Illinois. ; "Crimson and White", Albany, N. Y . Your paper is exceedingly interesting. The stories are up to date and the "sense and humor"column comj)lete. We wish to see a criticism for our paper in your columns.— Onrida, Preston, Idaho. j | i | THE CRIMSON X\ND W H I T E 51 S t N S ^ AND HUMOR The world is young and likes to laugh, New jokes are hard to find, A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. So, if you see some ancient joke Decked out in modern guise, Don't frown and call the thing a fake. Just laugh, don't be too wise.—Ex. • Miss McCann in Cicero—"Give the syntax of 'sit'?" M. B., '19—"Where is it?" Miss McCann—"Sit' in the fourth line." M. B., '19—"I can't." Some minds are like trunks, packed tight with knowledge, no air, and plenty of moths. Book Agent—"This book will help you get half of vour lessons." D. H., '18—"I'll take two."—Ex. • Teacher—"Miss H., your work is outrageous. 1 think I'll have to consult your father." G. H.—"Better not. It '11 cost you two dollars. He's a doctor." A pretty girl passed down the aisle. S. T. turned to J. G.; J. G. turned to S. T., and they both turned to rubber.—Ex. if On a mule we find two legs behind, And two we find before. We stand in front, before we find. What the two behind be for.—Ex. 52 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE J. S., ' 1 8 — " H o w do you get down off an elephant?" I. D., ' 1 8 — " C l i m b down, of course." J. S., ' 1 8 — " N o ! No! Y o u can't get down off an elephant. get it off geese."—Ex. — * ' You — • A | 'I i Latin seems to be furnishing many opportunities for riding.—Ex. I, . S. P., ' 2 0 — " I was going to take you to the theatre tonight but I changed my mind." K. McK., ' 2 0 — " W % ? " S. P., ' 2 0 — " T h e seats are uncomfortable, since the government has put tax on them." I | if Biology Teacher—"W^hat insect Hooverizes?" C., ' 2 1 — " T h e moth, it eats the hole."—Ex. C. M., ' 2 0 — " I laid awake in my sleep last night thinking." R, B., '20—"Only time you can think, I suppose,"—Ex. • — — — K . S., ' 1 9 — " W h a t would you call it if an aviator got frightened in the air?" A. J., ' 1 9 — " A t m o s f e a r . " — E x . First came History, T h a t was rank; Then was English, The best—to he frank; Next, came liiology, Long, but fair; Then German, Worse than a hear; l-'rencii three, Stuck me at first; And Chemistry, too. M y vengeance 1 thirst, liut now they're all over For which 1 am glad; And 1 have a whole week T o knit and to gad. • English History T e a c h e r — " W h a t do you know of the age of E l i z a b e t h ' " G . H. '19—"She'll be eighteen soon."—Ex. D. H., ' 1 8 — " D o you know when there will be only twenty-five letters in the alphabet?" M . K . , ' 1 8 — " N o . W^ien?" 1). H., '18—"When V and I are one."—Ex. TITK CRIMSON AND WHITE I Freshie—'This sentence contains an original example of simile: boy went home, like as n o t . " — E x . 53 The - — Central—"Number, please?" Tom W a r d — " G i m m e one, nother one, notlier one, nothing, G . — E x . Biology Teacher—"Of course, animals are affected l)y sickness. you imagine anything worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?" H. C., ' 2 1 — " Y e s Mam, a centipede with corns." Can — As fish travel in schools, the book-worm would seem to be the best bait for them. Y They rode in silence. He, much to her disgust, kept constantly within the speed limit. Finally she murmured sweetly. H. La G . , ' ' 1 9 — " D i d it hurt your car when it happened?" H e — " W h e n what happened?" H. I.a G., ' 1 9 — " W h e n it turned turtle."—Ex. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh at the age of the jokes. • — H. P., ' 2 1 — " W h y is the water at the bottom of Niagara Falls green?" L. B., '21—"Because it just came over." All boys love their sisters, But I so good have grown. That I love other's sisters, 1^'ar better than my own.—Ex. W. M. W. M. D., '18—"Where ditl Laura get than awful bump on her head?" S., ' 1 9 — " S h e fell and hit her head on the pedal of the piano." D., ' I S — " D i d she hurt herself?" S., ' I S — " N o . she hit the soft pedal." ^ Can you imagine— Gladys Herrick's ears showing? Kenneth Shufelt short and fat? Tom Cantwell quiet for two minutes? Earl Mattice with his lessons not done? Townshend Morey with all his books? Rebecca Shyer in time for school? Marie King not speaking to Donald Hall for a whole day. And forgive us our debts as we forgive our creditors. Steefel Says: SPRING SMART N E W LINES FOR SPRING In All Departments Ready for Your Inspection Steefel Bros. State Street HOME CRISPETTE CO. T H E BINDERY'' • 265 Washington Ave. HOME MADE GIFT CRISPETTES 43 Orders taken for all occasions ALBANY ALBANY, N. Y. MAIDEN CORNER UP-TO-DATE SHOP LANE PEARL CLOAK STREET MFG.. CO. Manufacturers and Retailers of C L O A K S , SUITS, W A I S T S A N D H I G H G R A D E F U R S ALBANY, N. Y. 63 and 63 1-2 North Pearl St. H. E. STAHLER /. & J. 287 C E N T R A L A V E . 404-406 HIGH GRADE CANDIES AND ICE CREAM DORAN BROJDIVAY WILLOW AND WOODEN I WARE GIFTS FOR YOUR SOLDIER A N D CIVILIAN FRIENDS AT BABBITTS Gifts that will be highly appreciated because they are all of the high Babbitt Quality ALL KINDS O F MEN'S F U R N I S H I N G S B A B B I T T 6c C O . INC. FOR SPRING 6 7 N O R T H PEARL ST. Please menfion ^'The Crlmmn and White" C H A R L E S H. S M I T H , JR. JOHN J. CONKEY NEWS DEALER Instructor on Cigars, Candy and Stationery MANDOLIN AND 246 W A S H I N G T O N BANJO AVENUE Printing and Developing Camera Films 215 C E N T R A L A V E . WILLIAM F. WINTER GUN AND LOCK-SMITH General Machine Jobbing and Bell Hanging. ' Repairing, Grinding and Sharpening L a w n Mowers, Skates, Tools and Cutlery of all kinds 234 Washington A v e . A L B A N Y . N. Y . Telephone Conneciions T. A. Moorhead C . MILLER 271 Washington Ave. LADIES' AND G E N T S ' TAILOR Cleaning and Pressing TELEPHONE CONNECTION NEW YORK CLEANING AND DYEING CO. FRENCH (itocer Phone W e s t 3973 DRY CLEANING, DYEING AND PRESSING HUDSON AVE. and SWAN ST. 302 Lark St. Albany, N. Y. Telephone Main 4053 S. AMANTE GOODYEAR WELT ' REPAIRING 250 Central Ave. Cottrell & Leonard SHOE SYSTEM Albany, N. Y. 472-478 HATS and SHOES FOR S H O E SHINING P A R L O R "HUNGERLOST" TEA AND DINING ROOM A l l Meals Freshly Cooked and Daintily Served Home Made Soups, Salads, Biscuit, Pies, Cakes, Etc. Steaks, Chops and Business Men's Lunch at all hours. Prompt Service A /i. T I. fZInffir Plater WASHINGTON Phone Weat 1883-J Pleaftc mention AVE. "The Broadway YOUNG MEN Vt'ht ^teutjen parber ^fjop • Jos. Leone 18 Steuben St. ALBANY, N. Y. Service above all MANICURING Crimson and Phone 3251 White" It Pays to Be Careful Your eyes feel tired and strained after studying. Reading glasses fitted by us will relieve that tired feeling. . B E N V. SMITH 5 0 NO. P E A R L ST. EYE GLASS SERVICE STATION 356 BIRTHDAY CARDS Engraved C a r d s and Booklets for all occasions SCHOOL AND LAKE AVENUES HAZELTINE'S jFIotoer OPEN EVENINGS 32 Central Ave. Albany, N. Y. T e l e p h o n e W e s t 1462 or 988 Near Stale College H. W. MRS. SUPPLIES Brennan's Stationery Store WASHINGTON BROADWAY T R O Y , N. Y. A L B A N Y . N. Y. BALDWIN HIGH CLASS SHOES 29 North Pearl St. 41 Maiden L a n e ALBANY, N. Y. MARSTON & SEAMAN JEWELERS Importers of Diamonds, Watches, Etc, 20 South Pearl St. RcMssclacr Polytechnic a„"f'sdetl Institute Courses in C i v i l Engineering (C. E.), Mechanical EnjjincerinB (M. E.), Electrical Engineering (E. E.), Cliuinical Engiiieoring (Ch. E.), and General Science (B. S.). Also Graduate and Spcciai Courses. Unsurpassed new Cheniicai, Physical, Electrical, Mechanical and Materials Testing Laboratories. For catalogue and illustrated pamphlets showing work of graduates and students and v i e w s of buildings and Mupus, apply to JOHN W . NUGENT, Regis... A L B A N Y . N. Y . European House, 19 Nleuwe Amstel Slralt, Amsterdam, Holland For over twenty years we have been inspectors of watches for the N. Y. C. Railroad Why don't you avail yourself of our experience J. W. MENDE'S SONS 1 Clinton Ave. Albany, N. Y. Please mention ''The Crimson and White' —r mmWW^ >4 R. B. W I N G 8e S O N MANUFACTURER'S AGENTS ENGINEERS'PAINTERS* AND CONTRACTORS' SUPPLIES ICE TOOLS YACHT GOODS AND SHIP CHANDLERS 3 8 4 - 3 8 6 BROADWAY 4 L I B E R T Y ST. tS^fte ^ i g n S. E. MILLER MEN'S of tfje ( § o l b e n Boom OUTFITTER P O P U L A R P R I C E S Dainty Lunches, Delicious Sodas, Choice Candies IVe are always glad to serOe j;ou 31 S t e u b e n St., Ist d o o r b e l o w N . P e a r l 3 4 and 3 6 Maiden Lane HOESSLE l^obm and SVENSSON Formerly Garland's Kodak Shop PHOTOGRJIPHIC SUPPLY HOUSE = KODAKS = = * Developing and Printings 3 r MAIDEN Picture Framing, LANE "The House of Personal EXPERT Supplies N. Y. Service" J. H. BEYER • Electrical ALBANY, HAYES tKontforial p a r l o r s ! FURRIER 1078 M a d i s o n A v e , L a r g e A s s o r t m e n t of F u r s Children's Hair Cuts a Specialty F u r s r e m o d e l e d a n d m a d e to o r d e r LADIE'S HAIR DRESSING AND FAQAL 236 W a s h i n g t o n A v e . V U ALBANY >•> i U.J' J MASSAGE ART ^totostapiierfii 48 N O R T H P E A R L ^^ J P l e a f t c mention ^ L of V V- "The UNION J^isitinctton STREET Crimson and W h i t e " McClure & Cowles, Inc. PIANOS, PLAYER PIANOS, VICTROLAS AND RECORDS See Our New System of Demonstration Parlors on Ground Floor 64 North Pearl St. A L B A N Y , N. Y . JOHNSTON & LINDSEY, Inc. GEO. WILEY 8c BRO. PINE HILLS GROCERS Groceries, Meats, B a k e d Goods, Fruits and Vegetables ' Highest G r a d e of MEATS A N D POULTRY 348 State St. We cariy the best in our lines ALBANY. R . , Y. /Main 543 Telephones West 1152 and 1153 Quick Repairs WE INSERT NEW LENSES WHILE YOU WAIT. ALL KINDS OF OPTICAL REPAIRS MADE AND PRESCRIPTIONS FOR GLASSES FILLED ON SHORT NOTICE. . . . . . . . . . 68 NO. PEARL MeyroWitz Bros. SUPERIOR CANDY KITCHEN ST, Near Steuben St. For the Newest Ideas in FOOTWEAR G. Pappas & Co. A t Prices Which Are Right Home Made Candies, Delicious Ice Walk-Overs for Men and Women Cream and Sherbet " N o t h i n g b u t the Best" is o u r Motto 297 Central Ave. Branch: 465 Madison Ave. Phone Connections HoskdVs Walk-Over Boot Shop THE STORE OF SERVICE 71 North Pearl St. Established 1893 RICHARD HEALY CO. IMPORTERS AND RETAILERS SUITS, COSTUMES, GARMENTS, ARKAY 94 & 96 State Street FURS BUILDING ALBANY, N. Y. Ptedse mention " T.ke Crimson and Uliife"