"> Danes On The Road ...All The Way To Sweden by Paul Schwartz There are road trips, and then there are road trips. And this summer, the Albany State basketball team will embark on one of their most distant trips ever, when they board an SAS airliner bound for Sweden. The Dane squad will arrive in Stockholm, Sweden on August 18th, where they will play a series of between eight and ten exhibition games against neighboring club teams, before they return to the States on September 3rd. According to NCAA regulations, a college team can schedule foreign tours only once every four years, and the Danes last traveled abroad in 1976, when they competed in Poland. "The last time, in Poland, really was great," said Albany basketball coach Dick Sauers. "At that time, we changed our whole offense around — we went to the motion offense. And when we came back from the trip we were a real closeknit group. It's definitely worthwhile, both education-wise and basketball-wise.1' The Albany Slate basketball team is taking a long road trip — all the way to Sweden where they will compete against club teams. (Photo: Steve Essen) down to basketball. The competition, which will primarily be teams with older, non-professional players, should challenge an Albany squad that finished their 1979-1980 campaign with a 21-6 record, including a spot in the NCAA Division IILplayoffs. One team the Danes definitely will face is the Central Team, and that's where the Albany connection comes in. That squad, which competes in Sweden's second league, contains two people with strong ties back to the Danes, University Gym, and Sauers himself. The Central Team's coach isGaryTrevett, who in 1977, graduated from Albany State, where he started as guard for the Danes, and who still holds the Albany record for assists in one s e a s o n . The o t h e r Albany transplant who plays a prominent role on the Central Team is Barry Cavanaugh, a 6-7 center who starred for the Danes for four years (1976-1979). Cavanaugh currently js the lone foreign player on the Central Team. Besides the Central Team, which Sauers considers "comparable with Albany," the Danes will also go up While the stint in Sweden will un- against other strong, experienced doubtedly be enjoyable, the Danes clubs. "We will play teams of will get no vacation when it comes various competition," Sauers said. "We want to play some of the teams in their top league, which is like good Division II and low level Division I teams. We definitely have one of those teams scheduled." After the initial plans were arranged, the Danes' trip still had one major roadblock before Sweden became a reality — money. The Central Team is sponsoring the trip in Sweden, where they will foot the bill for Albany's expenses while in Sweden. "But," said Sauers, "we still need eight thousand dollars to get us on the plane." That money is currently being raised by contributions to the Albany Basketball Booster Club, and also by the selling of advertisements and booster spots in next year's basketball yearbook, a new publication which will be unveiled next season. "We found that this is the best way to raise funds," explained Sauers. "Last time, we had a lot of different ways. But if we don't meet our goal, the players will have to contribute for the trip themselves." In order to reach their money goal, members of the Albany State basketball team arc currently selling the boosters and advertisements for the basketball yearbook. J Vol. LXV1I No.25 Students Forced Off Senate SA Pres. elect Sue Gold - 1286 Surprise Vote Ends Twelve Year Twelve years of student representation on SUNYA's policy-making body ended Wednesday as faculty members voted down a motion calling for four-year extension of student representation on the University Senate, 114 to 112. The decision will result in the elimination of 33 student scats. The students will, however, be allowed to serve on Senate committees. Extension of student representation on Senate is voted on every two years. The 1978 vote supported students "overwhelmingly" by 80 percent, according to student Senator' Mark Borkowski. "I'm very surprised — I didn't think we would have any trouble getting the voles," he added. According to Borkowski, the overriding concern was lo have a quorum present — in this case, 20 percent of the faculty — to make any legislation binding. If a faculty member calls for a quorum and Ihe Championships Show That Softball Team Belongs by Marc Haspel At the outset of this season, the goal of coach Lee Rhenish and the young Albany State softball team was to make the New York Stale Championships which were held Friday and Saturday here at Albany. Twelve gamesi later, after having compiled a fine 9—3 record, the Danes deservedly achieved that goal, placing them on the same level with the best Division 111 softball teams in all of New York. Though they only won one of the three games that they played in the tournament, the Albany squad played quality ball, proving to everyone and themselves thai they can play w*th the top teams in the state. Albany opened the tournament Friday morning with an 8-5 win against Stony Brook in 11 innings, the game was a real defensive struggle, a pitcher's duel, especially after the seventh inning when both teams were deadlocked at five runs apiece. After three full extra innings of 'play, Nancy Halloran—the eventual choice for all-tournament team third baseman—got things started with a single. Halloran then stole second and came home on centerlieldcr Lori Cohen's single. First baseman Carol Wallace followed with another single' and before it was all over Albany had scored a game winning three runs. Cohen, who drove home the win- Linett And Levine Tabbed For Nat: ,nal Tournament by Larry Kahn The NCAA Division 111 National Tennis Tournament selections were made last Thursday and chosen to represent Albany Stale this year were Larry Linett and Barry Levine. They are among 64 players selected nationwide for the tournament which will be held in Clairmont, California on May 14—17. "I'm very happy that we're going," said Albany men's tennis coach Bob Lewis. "It's always one of our goals to go to the Nationals. It's an honor to be selected, but it will also be a great thrill for us because the playoffs arc in California this year." Both players should be entering the tournament pending funding from the post-season contingency fund of the Athletic Finance Committee, but Albany Athletic Direct o r ' B o b Ford said that "that shouldn't be a problem." Last year Albany had three players selected for Nationals. Linen and Lane Lerner went and each won their first round match before being eliminated, but number one player Paul Fcldman was forced to sit out with an injury. The team slill finished with an impressive 13th place finish in the nation. This year Linett and Levine are in lop form. Both have been selected to play singles and they are the first alternate in the doubles competition. Linetl, a senior, has a 15—8 record playing for Albany, and Levine was 15—5 in his first year. "Both of them are very competitive and will give a very good account of themselves," said Lewis, and Ford agreed, "We have two excellent candidates this year — one a senior on the way out, one a freshman on the way in. It's too bad we can't get them all here together at the same time." And Linett and Levine? "We're just happy to go," said Linett. ning run, said afterwards, "Going into the top of the eleventh, Nancy (Halloran) and I were really psyched lodo it. She got on, I singled and she scored." With one win under their belt, the Dane's returned that afternoon to face the lop seed in the tournament, Queens College. Against Ihe very highly rated school, Albany played extremely well. In fact after four and one-half innings of play, Albany was ahead, 2-1. However, in Ihe boliom of the fiflh, Albany's defense faltered for the first, and really ihe only time in the lournameni, which was all lhai Queens needed to gain a six run advantage. But, in spite of ihe eventual 9-3 loss, Rhenish was satisfied with her team's performance: "Queens is lough competition and there is no room for mistakes. Bui we played four super innings with Ihem. We hit their pitching which was the fastest in ihe tournament," Rhenish said. As il turned out, the Queens' pitcher lhal faced Albany was chosen as all-tournamcnl pitcher and Queens College eventually went on to win the stale championship over Kings College, 3-2. In that final game, a fly ball and an overthrow passed the plate in the bottom of the eighth allowed the winning run lo score, Thus, Albany was in position to play for third place against Ihe University of Buffalo (a learn that had previously beaten RP1 but Ihcn had lost to Kings College) sporting an identical 1 — 1 record as the Danes. It was a game in which they certainly played well enough to win, and maybe if it had not been for a few tough breaks, they could have, Rhenish slarted Lois Ferrari on the mound. Despite allowing five hard luck runs, Ferrari did a terrific job. Rhenish only had praise for her required percentage is not present, no legislation could be passed. In this case, student representation would have expired automatically, Borkowski said, According to chair of the meeting Kendall Birr, although a quorum was present at Ihe beginning of the meeting, the four-year extension was voted down. When a new motion was made calling for a one-year extension of student representation, some faculty got up and left and a quorum was not present and the motion was dismissed. Borkowski remarked lhal Ihe one-year extension attempt "would have had a much better chance of getting passed." Birr noted that "the quorum may have been lost in a mailer of 45 seconds." Siudcnt organizations such as Representation Student Union (SU) and SA are currently circulating petitions among faculty members urging President O'Leary to call an emergency faculty meeting on Tuesday. O'Leary has agreed to call Ihe meeting if at least 10 percent of Ihe faculty signed the petition. If a quorum of 20 percent is present at Tuesday's meeting, it would be possible to pass a motion that would extend siudcnt representation on Senate. SU Chair Jim Ticrney, however, remarked that "gelling Ihe emergency meeting won't be the problem; gelling the faculty there will be." Birr commented also thai "they wouldiO have a chance in Ihe world of gelling a quorum." If a Tuesday meeting fails to reinstate student representation, ihe Lester, Students hy Beth Cummaruta A legal suit for student voting rights in Albany was tiled in U.S. District Court Thursday, according lo SA attorney Jack Lester. "Eleven students arc bringing the suit on behalf of themselves and all other persons similarly situated. VP elect Brian Levy - 1187 The battle is over! After a tight runoff, Sue Gold has emerged victorious over Gary Schalsky for SA president and Brian Levy overcame Frank Mailman in the vice presidential race. Although the final count was close. Sue Gold came out with 55 % of the vote and Brian Levy received 54 %. A total or 2338 turned out to vote for the presidency and 2190 for Ihe vice spot. v issue could be rc-cvaluated al Ihe They recommended a system within fall faculty meeting. However, a which sludents would be excluded quorum of 40 percent would be Ihe from voting on such issues. Another reason for faculty oprequirement for passage of the moposition to Ihe extension, according tion. Those faculty members who to Borkowski, was that lor ihe first spoke in opposition to the motion time, students were asking for a al Ihe Senate meeting said they were four-year extension, as opposed lo not against student representation a two-year extension, all of which on Senate altogehlcr. Professors have been granted in Ihe past. Harry Hamilton and Malcom Sher- Borkowski feels lhal some faculty man bolh said" they objected lo arc against student representation students being in a position in in the Scnale for a four-year period which i hey could decide honor stan- because Ihey would noi have a dards, academic standards, gradua- "check" on the sludents. Borkowsld said also that Ihe tion requirements, and oilier issues ihey fell "were Ihe responsibility of faculty oposiiion was "extremely continued on page nineteen ihe faculty — not ihe students," Battle Voting This then would affect all students in Ihe slate," Leslcr said. The defendants in ihe case are the commissioners of ihe Albany County Board of Eleciions and of ihe slate. The defendanis filed suil challenging Ihe New York Slalc statute which prohibits students from voting. One d e f e n d a n t , Stephen Schrieber, petitioned thai he has lived independently from his parents for the last four years. He swore lhai his parents do not maintain any living quarters for him. He said his permanent address is in Albany. Another defendant, Andrea DiGregario petitioned lhal she is an "Albany County resident at this lime, il is (he place where I live and il is the center of my domestic, educational, social and civil life. I consider il to be my home and I have no olher residence." According lo Leslcr, the sludents are counted in the Albany census for purposes of stale and federal aid and also for apportionment through delegation of rcprcSentalion for state legislative districts and federal congressional districts according lo population, "It's discriminatory! It's not fair nol to give Ihe sludents a voice in things lhal affect their lives, like police protection, housing, treatment in the courts, zoning-ordinances and taxes. Rents arc based on properly laxes. For sludents who rent, this amounts 'to taxation wilhoul rcprcsenialion." Lester said, "Because of the faci lhal you're a student, Ihe law does not grant you residence in Albany. The law says that average citizens only have lo be a resident for thirty days or be eighteen years old in order to vote. It singles oul students. The defendants say sludents arc not really bona fide residents and Ihercforc, shouldn't be allowed to vole. He continues, "There are 25,000 disenfranchised students In Albany. Ihey have ihcir fundamental righis violated because Ihe fundamental right to vole, guaranteed under the 14th (equal protection as citizens) and Ihe 26th (right to vole at 18 or over) amendments is denied Ihem. Students applying for voting rights in Albany have to fill out a questionnaire that inquires into a student's personal life with questions involving financial matters concerning financial aid from parents, bank accounts, and financing their education. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that these lypcs of questions arc unconslitulional, Lester said. "Basically, this is a bill that's a direct hit on SUNY students all over the stale. 11 was enacted in 1971, the same year the 18 year old vole was made law. The state legislature was responding to a fear of student voters in their district," he said. Budget Cut; Teams Terminated This past weekend, the Albany Slate women's softball team competed in Ihe New York Slalc Championships In Albany. (Pholo: Dave Ashcr) pitcher. "Lois pitched an excellent neither (team scored, as very good game," said Rhenish. defense kept runners off the bases. After being retired in order in the For Albany, this solid defense was top of Ihe first, Buffalo got on the epitomized by the play of Icfifielder scoreboard when, with a runner on Sue Shulman, shortstop Cathy third, a bloop pop fly was hit down Briggs, and third baseman Nancy Ihe rightficld line. Racing over at tlalloran. Shulman, whose runfull speed, second baseman Kalhy saving catches earned her allCuanolo could not quite reach the tournament lefiflelder said after the falling softball as UB look a 1-0 game, "We simply gave it a good lead. After a couple of walks, a shot this lime." clean Buffalo basehit drove in two As for Briggs and Halloran, more runs, pulling UB in from 3-0. Rhenish Is very high on this defenOver the next three Innings conlinued on page fifteen by Paul Schwartz Two sports have been cut from next year's SUNYA a'thleiic budget due to the elimination of a state funded coaching line. Both the men's volleyball team and Ihe junior varsity cross country team will not return as intercollegiate squads nexl semester. The teams arc being cut despite offers from the respective coaches to stay on without receiving any salary for their services. "The money doesn't mean a damn thing to me," said men's volleyball coach Ted Earl. "Il all goes back to the kids anyway. The program belongs to students." But according to SUNYA Athletic Director Robert Ford, thai situation would not be feasible. "I think there are problems with having volunteer coaches," Ford said. "I honestly don't feel we should run an athletic program lhal way. It's a bad precedent, and it puts the volleyball and junior varsity cross country learns in a differeni area from Ihe rest of the learns." The two lerminatcd leams were selected after meetings between Ihe Alhlelic Planning and Policy Board, Ford, and SUNYA Vice President for University Affairs Lewis Welch. In those meetings, criteria was sel up for determining which sports would be cut. Men's volleyball funds were supplied by Ihe eliminated coaching line, and thus was evaluated using the criteria. Besides Earl's salary (S2300), Ford cited olher factors which led to ihe decision to cut the men's volleyball team. "Volleyball exploded on Ihe college scene in the late 1960's and early 1970's," explained Ford. "That's Ihe same time Title IX came oul stressing equal opportunity for women in sports, so many schools could nol start volleyball programs. Many schools have volleyball teams lhal are slill al Ihe club level, and I don't see lhal changing in the near future. Thin makes scheduling lough, and it means we have to travel further lhan we would If ihey weren't club teams." • Welch stressed lhat a team's success during the season was not a major faclor in assessing individual sports. This past year Ihe men's volleyball squad showed a 16-6 record, including u berth In the playoffs. The junior varsity cross country team posted a 12-2-1 record in their meets. "Each of the criteria we applied was used as a reference," said Welch " ' continued on page nine Laws "All we're asking for is an equal opportunity. May 9, 1980 SUNY At The Crossroads by Thomas Marietta In 1968, New York Governor Nelson A. Rockefeller declared, "If you want to preview the American university of the 21st century, look at what is happening at SUNY today." Time magazine's cover featured then SUNY Chancellor Samuel B. Could and the story inside highlighted the brand new campus at SUNY-Albany. . Last week, SUNY breathed a collective sigh of relief as the Legislature effectively turned back an attempt by Governor Hugh L. Carey to cut $22.3 million from it's budget. As the fountains spurted for the first time last Friday, SUNYA President Vincent O'Lcary expressed happiness at not having to make the difficult decisions budget cuts would have forced him to make. Is this a one year breather? Will the recent "Save SUNY" campaign become a yearly ritual in the '80's? How will that "modern university of the 21st century" fare in the upcoming decade? Predictions of declining student enrollments and the possibility of less state funding make the future uncertain, but SUNY Chancellor Clifton Wharton and O'Lcary refuse to predict an impending doomsday for SUNY. But there is a haunting reminder of the 1970's — when budget cuts, lawsuits and retrenchments clouded SUNY and SUNYA's progress. If any campus typifies .the growth and history of SUNY, it has to be SUNYA. When Rockefeller poured millions into his dream of a huge public higher education system, construction workers poured the world's largest slab of concrete onto an area which formerly was the Albany Country Club. SUNYA became a ready made university in two ways: structurally and academically. The growth was rapid and aggressive. When Vincent O'Lcary arrived as a professor of criminal justice in 1968, he saw this attitude come full front. "I'd say the school typified what was happening SUNY-wide," O'Leary said. "Our instruction was to make it the best criminal justice school In the country." O'Leary said that in one year, 125 faculty lines were added to SUNYA. Unfortunately, the growth was too rapid and limitations would inhibit original plans for SUNYA. Those plans showed SUNYA as a comprehensive university center, to be strong in a wide range of areas. But the money no longer flowed so freely in the early 1970's, and suddenly SUNYA found itself branching in many directions it could no longer afford to go. Hence, the idea of a "comprehensive university" was questioned, and it became clear that these limitations would have to lead to a change in focus. Once again, SUNYA's structural and academic plans coincided. A plunned extension of the west end of the campus was scrapped, as was the plan to make this a university center of 20,000 students. But that caused problems. The seeds for the comprehensive university had been planted, and somebody had to uproot them. "At this time we had few increases in faculty," said O'Lcary. "But the programs and students wefrc not matched ~ the campus had a substantial imbalunce." Former SUNYA President Louis Benezet then set up a select committee to make recommendations on which programs should be reduced. . The focus of that committee was to create a long-range plan of reducing several programs. However, in his State of the State message in 197S, Carey declared that the "days of wine and roses are over," which meant that the days were limited for a number of programs. Budget cuts ensued, and the five-year plan suddenly had to be implemented right away. Emmett Fields replaced Benezet, a task force replaced the select committee and the hacking away of programs began. When the dust settled, SUNYA was a much more focused university, and many faculty members had been retrenched. Those retrenchments would come under fire from a legislative committee headed by Assemblyman Melvin Miller. Miller's report criticized SUNYA for what it felt was unnecessary cuts. Many faculty members who lost their jobs were obviously highly critical of the administration, and some sued. One commented that the retrenchment of a department was to "sweep an embarrassing mess under the rug." The contentions were that departments were being cut for personal reasons, such as chairmen not getting along with faculty members. The most dramatic case involved the Comparative Literature Department, where chair Joseph Szoverffy was accused of sexual bias by faculty member Judy Lcibowltz. When the department was retrenched, . Szoverffy sued SUNYA and SUNY — meanwhile Llcbowitz had her own actions going against the former chair in a human rights case she eventually would win. O'Leary, who was a member of the select committee and chair of the task force, defended the cuts: "All I can say is the task force was blind about personalities. Decisions were made independently. But you can't grant a department immunity because of an argument between a chairman and faculty." Suits, countcrsuits and complaints wouldn't bring any of the retrenched departments back, though. Meanwhile, Fields put the direction of SUNYA into u document called the Mission Statement, which would incur much criticism from faculty and students. The purpose was to plan the course — a much more narrower one than originally planned. Major setbacks to those original plans and even the ones in Field's mission surfaced as the State Education Department began to review the doctoral programs of all New York's universities. Here, SUNYA found itself particularly vulnerable — graduate programs which were begun less than ten years before the reviews were being compared to the best programs in the state. The SED decided that English and history at SUNYA were not good programs and cut them out. SUNY Central decided that it wasn't a good idea for SED to have the power to cut programs In SUNY, so they took them 10 court. SUNY lost. Then it appealed, and lost again. And SUNYA gained nationwide publicity for having sub-par programs in history and English. Fields' bold claims to knock on former Education Commissioner Ewald Nyquist's door und demand the programs back would not come true, as recruitment of ton scholars was difficult because of the negative publicity. After Fields went home to Dixie to take over Vanderbilt University, O'Leary became acting president and Chemistry's doctoral program felt the SED blade. Immediately, he set up a committee to review all programs on campus, declaring that SUNYA should be the one to review its own programs. They say bad luck comes in threes — and after the retrenchments and the Ph.D. losses came a stoppage of psychology experiments by the State Health Department — more negative publicity. After a year of searching for a new president, it was decided that SUNYA should take someone from their own backyard — Vince O'Lcary. With the budgets not providing tremendous difficulties and the crises of the middle '70's over, things started to settle down. Grant money, for instance, doubled in 1979, according to O'Leary. Other doctoral programs were given positive reviews. As the '80's began Carey's proposed cuts sent shock waves across the system. " A university is like a fine wine," said O'Leary. "It has to age." SUNY Chancellor Clifton Wharton implored Carey to change his mind, saying that " a university can take many years to build, but only a few to break down." And SUNY's faculty union — United University Professions — fearing for their jobs, began to promote the university system with radio plugs. Central to SUNY's future arc two factors: the smaller number of students graduating high school, and the economic shape of the state, which isn't likely to get better in the coming years. "The state of the economy is a very significant variable," said Wharton. However, he would not concede that enrollment will definitely go down at the rate people are predicting. Rather, the Chancellor said that an increase in returning students might help make up for the loss in traditional age college students. "I'm not one to say that enrollment is going to be the same," said Wharton. "But intelligent planning looks at all the variables." Wharton said that SUNY's five year master plan is in the works and that he expects that SUNY will progress in the decade — a typically optimistic view expected from the Chancellor's office. "SUNY has considerable resources," he said. "Wc will be aiding lo help improve the economic climate of the state. I feel we arc making a significant return." It all comes down to dollars and • cents, however. The chancellor gave the indication that planning would continue as if few cuts were going to be made; he said that to not plan creatively would produce stagnation. But as economic conditions gel tighter and steady enrollment Is inn a certainty, funding may become a year-to-year situation, "There's no question that public higher e d u c a t i o n is at a crossroads," said Rich l.ccherllng, special counsel to Mark Siegel, who chairs ihcAssembly'shigher education Committee. "The recession undoubtedly is going (o have an effect. SUNY and CUNY and higher education will receive a fair share of the cuts. But the Assembly prefers to look at it on the long range, rather than the meat axe approach." continued on pane nineteen AROUNCI CAMPUS ASP News Highlighted: A Year's Overview Campaigners Visit SUNYA -. Finals Food Finals week may always be tough on the mind, but thi: year it will be easier on the stomach. UAS is expanding it: traditional late-night cafeteria menu of fried donuts ant coffee to include brownies, jelly donuts, and soda. The munchies will be available free on the quads from Maj 13-20. 'Loot Chute' Wins Oh Chute! Winners of the contest to nickname Marine Midland Bank's MoneyMatic Machine in the Campus Center are Laura Tills, first prize, a Sony portable television; Eric Lobcl, second prize, a Panasonic AM-FM radio; and Michael Schlissel, third prize, a pocket calculator. Tills' name for the machine was "The Loot Chute." She lives on campus, and her home town Is Shortsvillc, N.Y. Lobcl's title: "The Buck Stop." He's from Yonkcrs, lives on Hudson Avenue in Albany. Mr. Schlissel, who is from North Woodmcrc, lives on campus, suggested "Dean of Withdrawal." Whatever name students choose, the MoneyMatic already has broken all records for use in its first three weeks. More than 15,000 transactions, primarily deposits and withdrawals, were completed during that time. Judges for the contest were Ricky Goldman, a senior from Merrick, N.Y., UAS Director Norbert Zahm, and Barbara Taylor, manager of Marine's branch office adjacent to the campus at 899 Western Avenue. The prize in the bank-sponsored contest will be awarded by Ms. Taylor on Monday. Indians Honor Uppal The SUNY Indian Association will hold a get-together on Thursday to honor Professor J.S. Uppal, who was recently awarded by the Student Association and by the Chancellor of SUNY for his excellence in teaching Economics for the year 1979-80. The get-together will be in the Physics Lounge (PHY 129) lal 5 p.m. Indian snacks and drinks will be served. All are cordially invited lo intend. For more information call Mr. K. Patel (457-7912) or Mr. Ramaswamy (457-8006). Summer Booklist Out The Bookstore Committee prcscntsl The summer booklist js out. Two copies arc localcd in the Campus Center information desk and one in the SA office. The fall booklet will be out sometime next week. So gel your books early! THIS IS THE LAST ISSUE OF THE Albany is not one of those places easily missed by the campaigning politician. And during election years, it is not unlikely for a candidate to shake a few hands or kiss a few babies in New York's capital. California Governor and presidential hopeful Edmund G. "Jerry" Brown graced the SUNYA campus on January 22. He drew a standing room-only crowd in the Campus Center Ballroom as he addressed issues from energy conservation to the space program to the Iranian-American conflict. Brown's quick sens, of humor was evident throughout the speech but especially in his response to a fellow who asked "Where's Linda?" "There's one in every crowd," remarked the governor. Senator Edward Kennedy addressed a crowd of 4,000 in the Empire State Plaza on March 5. He was supposed to speak at SUNYA but his advance team was too quick to reschedule his speech. Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan brought his campaign to Albany on March 25. His speech at the Turf Inn on Wolf Road was somewhat' marred by a falling banner, his stumble on the stairs, and his sliding chair. "It just proves we can overcome any obstacle," said Reagan. He addressed issues from the budget to energy. On February 1, Vice President Walter Mondale brought his campaign for a Democratic White House administration to the Albany Thruway House. While topics touched on by Mondale ranged from Afghanistan to unemployment, he spoke mainly about his three years wilh Jimmy Carter. SA Cover-Up Perhaps, one of the biggest events of the year was the SA election cover-up which occurred during last spring's SA presidential run-off election. Mitchell Davis, former Indian Quad assistant election commissioner claimed he replaced 15 votes for candidate Sharon Ward with the same number of votes for candidate Lisa Ncwmark. He told several Newmark supporters what he had done, and although he claimed it was a joke, they believed him. SA Controller Craig Weinstock, SA Internal Affairs Chair Jim Mitchell, and Central Council member Mark Lafayette agreed the night Newmark was elected not to inform the election commissioner of the event. Three former SA members also concurred that evening — James CastroBlanco, Abbie Havkins, and Ron Frank. At least a dozen other SA members would find out in subsequent months but no one revealed the truth to Newmark. A special Presidential Commission was appointed by Newmark for purposes of investigating those who knew about the event and when. The Commission was then to recommend punishments for those involved. Weinstock, Mitchell, Lafayette, and Central Council Chair Mike Levy, who discovered the truth in July but did not take any action, were cited as the four most responsible for the alleged ballot stuffing. The Commission suggested they resign. Many people on council felt all those who knew and did not reveal the truth should also resign. On March 19, Central Council voted to censure all council members who knew about the even. Levy, Weinstock, Mitchcll.and Lafayette did not have to resign. The meeting was an emotional one, with the accusscd citing the ASP coverage of the event as sensational and one-sided. Student reaction varied, but most were angry and disillusioned by SA. Some Council members felt the punishment was not severe enough, while Budget Committee Chair _ Mark Borkowski resigned because he was "disgusted" with ,thc election fraud and Ncwmark's reaction to the issue. Colonial Quad Board vice-president Pat Francomano submitted o petition calling for Lafayette's resignation. Student THIS SEMESTER SEE YOU AFTER THE SUMMER Page Three Albany Student Press Activism Student activism returned to SUNYA on November 28 and seems to hove made itself quite at home. On this particular Wednesday, close to 100 students staged an all day sit-in outside the campus bookstore. The demonstrators demanded immediate changes in bookstore prices and management policies. After negotiating three hours with nine student representatives, Folletl bookstore officials met most of the students' requests. They Included a reduction in notebook prices, the printing of book lists required for the upcoming semester classes, and the sealing of sale items every two weeks. The students were prompted by '60's activist Jerry Rubin, who spoke at SUNYA the nighl before. They recognized the need to become more Involved in University policy and this was their first action. A Bookstore Committee was later formed, composed of students, bookstore management, and administrators, to continually check on the store's policies. , The activists continued lo meet and plan for the future. , About 40 students met on December 6, talking about various campus problems and advocated "teach-ins" to inform students about UAS, CUE, and related issues. ASU Chair Jeremy Carlson wants "to get students involved in running SUNYA." SUNYA Protests The University community reacted strongly to the situation in Iran. Feelings ranged from bitter resentment of our involvement in Iran to fear of an unconventional war. In November, eight Iranian students attending SUNYA were requested to submit to a status check and a visa review by the Albany office of the Federal Bureau of Immigration. "It's a response but It's also a way lo cool things as far as Iranian students demonstrating," said SUNYA Assistant Dean for Student Affairs Paul J. Ward. But it wasn't the Iranians who protested. On November 29, more than 100 pro-American SUNYA students disrupted a Young Socialist Alliance meeting which was geared to point oul the errors America made in Iran. The Iwo sides clashed und heckled, mobbing the stage, and arguments occurred. Matilda Zimmerman, 1980 Socialist Workers Pary vice presidenlial candidate, called the event ' an "organized counter-demonstration." The Ad Hoc U.S. Hands Off Iran Committee picketed outside Albany's Chase Manhattan Bank on December 9, urging the return of the Shah to Iran. Fifty counterdemonstrators met (he group, chanting things such as "USA — all the way." In an exclusive ASP feature in the December 11 issue, two of the eight Iranian students in SUNYA talked of life in the country, especially under the Shah's regime. "I saw corruption, a political vacuum, and an absolute dictatorship," remarked one of the students. The oilier studenl, admitting his dislike for the Shah, said il would not be good lo let the Shah return now. "I can sec il clearer from the U.S. point of view more than Iran's though I sec the complications the U.S. is facing." Police Resign In April, Albany policemen Michael Buchanan and Richard Vita resigned from the Albany Police Force because of personal and internal pressures. They quit before facing departmental hearings on charges of neglect of duty, resulting from incidents which occurred in SUNYA's Waterbury Hall last March. On October 24, an Albany County Court jury, after a three-week trial, acquitted the officers on charges of grand larceny in the first degree, robbery in the second degrees an two petty larcencies. The panel agreed that the defendants acted as policemen, not criminals, when Ihey entered Ihc Alumni Quad dorm last March 21 and 28. The officer allegedly entered the dorm on March 21, stealing $20 from student Anthony Lcnkicwicz and allegedly robbed student Craig Kcllam of $60 and marijuana. The same pair apparently returned on March 28 and stole $50 from Jay Stccnwcrlh. Defense attorneys E. Stewart Jones and Paul E. Cheeseman argued the officers were behaving like "Stursky and Hutch" so they could become narc officers in the Albany Police Department Narcotics Division. They said the students were the criminals for illegal possession and use of drugs. Prosecuting attorney Dennis Acton, argued the policeman acted without required departmental authorization for drug investigations. He believed they stole the money and marijuana for their own benefits. The officers still faced departmental hearing after their acquittal. Buchanan left before because the city did not want him to return to the force and he wanted to move elsewhere. Vita apparently could not face the force because of the accusations. Downtown Assaults A wave of break-ins and scx-rclutcd crimes plagued the downtown "student ghetto" this year, resulting in continuous assaults on women including SUNYA students living'on Alumni Quad dorms. The area bounded by Myrtle Avenue and Bradford, Lake, and Partridge Streets was often the scene of the attacks. The intruder became known as the "Pine Hills Toucher" because he sexually abused or raped his victim, The Incidents occurred between 1 a.m. and 4 a.m. with the intruder entering an apartment through an unlocked window or door, sometimes placing cinder blocks below a window. At first, the assailant was described us a black, clean shaven male, approximately 20 years old. he was about 5'8" tall and had a slender build. But, according to Albany Police, extensive media coverage brought out "impostcrs," There were several intruders roaming the Pine Hills area, both black and white and only one or Iwo being rapists. University reaction to the danger was Immediate. Special sessions were offered to women on the art of self-defense. The Off Campus Association supplied free installation of window bolt-locks. President O'Leary initiated a Task Force on Women's Safety, composed of students and staff, lo evaluate existing measures. The SUNYA bus routes were altered to provide for safer walking routes during the evening hours. The Albany Police provided continuous security patrols of the Pine Hills area. The incidents diminished, but did not end entirely. Suspects were picked up continually, but the "Pine Hills Toucher" has never actually been identified. Draft Demonstrations With the fear of war, comes the fear of conscription. But this year, that nightmare became too real to most SUNYA students when President Carter considered reinstating draft registration. People fighting for peace immediately set forth lo stop the possible legislation. On January 27, over 150 people from the University and Albany community held a peaceful anti-draft demonstration in downtown Albany. A newly-formed group, the Albany Peace Coalition, sponsored the protest in hopes of developing widespread opposition to the draft. A few days before, local pacifists, ranging from draft age to senior citizen status, met at the Presbyterian Church on Slate Slrccl lo express their concerns over the probablc2reinslalemcnt of the draft. The thirty anli-war believers stressed war as an unnecessary means for attaining worldwide peace. The events coniinued with draft resistors from the Vietnam era speaking to students to several more anti-draft demonstrations, downtown, and on-campus. The Albany Peace Coalilion sponsored a teach-in and r UNYA's own Albany Peace Project organized parties, rallies, and debates. On April 13, a Festival for Peace was held in Page Hall with speakers who addressed (he anli-war, anti-draft, and pro-peace (hemes. March 22 was the day for advocates of peace as the first significant anti-draft rally since the Vietnam-era was held in Washington. Over 40,000 protestors, including SL'rlYA students, rallied on the Capitol and listened to speakers battling the draft registration. SUNYA Budget — September — SUNY submits $55 million budget request to ihc New York State Division of the Budget (DOB). — December — DOB calls for a 1175 SUNY position reduction through attrition. — December 13 — SASU and the Albany Studenl Union (ASU) protest the budget cuts outside the Alfred E. Smith building in downtown Albany. The cuts, Ihey argue, will damage the quality of public education. — January 22 — Carey's proposed Executive Budget is released, calling for a $26 million reduction in SUNY expenditures. There is to be a $12,300,000 base reduction and an additional $14,000,000 cut for purposes of Univesity reexamination. — January 31 — Over 3000 SUNY students and faculty from across Ihc state gather for "Save SUNY Day" in Albany's Empire Stale Plaza. They rally and lobby againsl Ihc culs in Ihc New York State legislature. — February 2 — SUNY Chancellor Clifton Wharton postpones construction of new campus for the State College of Technology. He tells the SUNY Board of Trustees that the current budget standing is a'grave crisis." He says the budget recommendations will hurl the already severely cut system. — February 6 — Carey asks grads to pay an additional $1,000 tuition fee aflcr graduation as " a matter of gratitude" for the value of a stale education. — February 25 — Wharlon tells legislators that campuses will close as a result of budget cuts. In addition, 2200 positions and academic programs will be eliminated SUNYwide. Colleges such as SUC-Ncw Paltz and SUC-Fredonia may be Ihc first to go. On the same day, the $69.2 million leaching hospital admitted its first 30 patients. Coincidental^, a slaff of 1300 was provided in the hospital while almost that same number of positions was being cul from SUNY. The hospital will receive $143.4 million per year. — April 4 — Carey vetoes revised budget of the stale legislature, which voted April 1 lo partially restore SUNY's base budget by $8.3 million and additional cuts by $14 million. — April 17 — The New York Slaie Senate voles ugainsl restoring SUNY's budget. Senate Majority Leader Warren Anderson moved to have the budget reconsidered. — April 21 — A $22.3 million appropriations bill (UNI) is Introduced to the legislature to override Carey's veto. — April 28 — UNI Bill ,'isses unanimously in the New York State Assembly. — May 1 — UNI bill passes in th- Senate and Carey announces plan to sign the bill. SUNY must maintain its current level of Institutional and program offerings. — Michele Israel Page Four May 9, .1980 . Albany Student Press May 9, 1980 Kent State Revisited - Ten Years Later SUNYA Policy Protects Homosexuals SUNYA President Vincent O'Leary SUNYA committed to equality. (Photo: UPS) by Susan Mllllgan After eight months of negotiations, PresidentVincentO'Leary announced Wednesday he has expanded current University policy to include protection against discrimination on c a m p u s regardless of sexual or affectional preferences. According to O'Leary, "the statement is designed to give additional strength to the University's commitment to equality of opportunity." Federal law does not prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual or affectional preferences. The statement also provides for a means to review and investigate claims of Infringements of the policy, and for means of dealing with such grievances. Due to federal legalities, the policy was developed independently of Affirmative Action, a federallyfunded organization which deals with' discrimination complaints. Student Housing'. Poor by Sylvia Saunders When Dave Lester and his three roommates signed the lease for a second floor apartment at 159 Western Avenue, they thought it was a bargain to get the place at $320 per month plus utilities. "But as soon as we moved in we started noticing all the things we missed when we checked the apartment in the spring. The cracks in the wall were covered with masking tape and painted over. The beds and the furniture were shoddy. There was no insulation and the drop ceiling swayed with the wind. The porch steps sagged and the railing was rotted to the point of crumbling. The carpeting was worn and the rooms needed paint all over. I could handle the ants and mice, but the idea of rats did bother mc a little . . . "Over Christmas vacation the snow on the Hat roof thawed and backed up from the sink-size drain. The ceiling caved in over the kitchen and bathroom. We couldn't go to the bathroom without an umbrella. It was like something out of a movie in Appalachia. We had water an inch on the floor and pails scattered throughout the apartment. When the landlord finally fixed it, he used a half-inch thick tile to cover the old caved-in ceiling. But water kept coming through. The cockroaches loved the moisture "When the springtime thaw came, so did another cave-in. By that time we just laughed about il. It got to be a joke after awhile. Besides, we knew it wouldn't be long before we could gel but. We couldn't report it because we were in violation of the anti-grouper law and we didn't want to split up. Is anyone out there going to Grad School at Cornell? Do you know someone who is? I'm looking for someone to live w i t h . When it finally did come time to get out, he wouldn't give me back my security deposit . . . " "We get about sixty complaints about landlords every semester," said SUNYA's Off-Campus Housing Office (OCHO) worker Judy Schultz. She pointed to an overstuffed green looscleaf binder and said, "We try to keep a record of them all." "It's hard to say exactly how many students have problems with their landlords," she continued, "because by the time someone comes here, the person feels as if it's out of his control." Schultz said the major problem of off-campus housing is that students will compromise themselves in finding an apartment. "They're afriad there won't be enough left, because they hear thai everyone else is looking for an apartment. So they'll take the one that doesn't have a back staircase or a window in the bedroom," she said. "Housing in Albany is harder to get than in the typical college town," according to Director of Residences John Welty. "Out of the whole 15,000 population of the campus, It's only possible for a little over 6,000 to live on campus. This obviously creates tremendous competition for apartments in good locations." One Pine Hills landlord, Mrs. Mullah, rented out her twenty units Picks by early March. "We rented earlier this year than ever before," she said. "We even had calls at Christmas. Most of our apartments were rented out to friends of tenants before they were even out of there." OCHO Director Frank Green said, "There is a general housing shortage in the whole city. However, this Is compounded because students crowd into such a small area close to the bus routes." "If students were willing to live off the bus line," he said, "there would be a lot more housing available." He especially suggested that students search in the New Scotland Avenue section of the cily. "For students who have cars or are willing to use public transportation, there's no problem," he said. But for students who lack a car or the patience and money for public transportation, their only option is to find an apartment in the Pine Hills area around SUNYA's downtown campus. Green said landlords lake advantage of this demand and students arc sometimes subjected to apathetic landlords, high rents and poor, sometimes unlivablc conditions. One of the major complaints from students is the high cost of rent. "Apartment rents have increased in price considerably," Green said, "Last year the average three bedroom anartment was $90 continued on pa^e nine discrimination complaints. Federal law does not prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual or affectional preferences. SUNYA's Gay and Lesbian Alliance with the written support of the Albany Student Union, Affirmative Action, Central Council, University Senate, United University Professions (UUP) and other organizations, has been working with O'Leary since September in attempts to secure a University policy protecting homosexuals from discrimination. The groups based their grievance on the grounds of incidents of discrimination and harassment of homosexuals on campus; the individuals involved had no recourse at the time. O'Leary stressed also that "any policy statement is limited in its effect. Ultimately, equality of opportunity must be grounded in the commitments and actions of individuals." O'Leary added thai he "urged all on this campus to give life and meaning to this policy." O'Leary said his development of the policy is "in reaction to a Senate bill" urging the President to adopi the statement to University policy. by Susan Mllllgan On May 4, 1970, students at Kent State University, Ohio rallied to voice opposition to U.S. action in Cambodia. On the grounds of "rumors of violence," Kent Mayor LeRoy Satrom had called in the National Guard. But the outcome was anythiing but peaceful as the Guard opened fire on the students. Nine were wounded. Four are dead. On May 4, 1980, students at Kent State rallied, marched, and held a candlelight vigil in memorial of those wounded or killed ten years before at Kent State and Jackson by Kurt Schnakenbcrg This is the final part of a fourpart series dealing with the SUNYA Bus Company. This article is the culmination of the ASP's investigation of the SUNYA buses. Ater many interviews and issues presented in the articles, some questions still remain to be answered. Downtown apartment area Poorly maintained, shoddy, and injested. (Photo: UPS/ The previous three articles exposed several bus service problems. Among these were thai busses were off schedule, extensive vandalism of ihc buses by students, a lack of overtime funds for drivers and a ' ATTENTION: I § Tharik you all for the great times and memories that have made my years here at SUNYA the best pi* my life. Love, 1 Fori George* G. Mend* MI> 20755 1 • vandalism and drunken drivers About 100 people inarched from the dormitories in which the students were killed (one was shot while in the T.V. room) to the Student Union building Sunday, Jackson State student government member Muso Akapcliva said. Comprised of hoih students and administrators, the group sang Gospel songs, observed a dramatic presentation, and listened lo individual speakers on a panel discuss the the Incident. Members of the panel included people who were students al the lime of ihc shootings — one of whom, I lilhnan Frazier, is now a member of the Mississippi state legislature. The administration was apparently supportive of the memorial; many marched and President John Peoples spoke in regard lo (he incident. The mood, Akapcliva said, was calm, Ihc atmosphere more indicative of a mechanical than a protest. Kent, Ohio, and Jackson, Mississippi were not I lie only sites of campus unrest ill Ihc late '60's and early '70's. And in 1980, the Kent and Jackson Stale slayings were remembered at campuses throughout Ihc country. About 250 members of the Albany community gathered in Washington Park Sunday to remember the dead and wounded from the Kent and Jackson Stale incidents. The Albany Peace Coalilion organized the daytime rally — with speakers and musicians and an evening candlelight vigil in from of the Armory on Western Ave. •; Happy Birthday Sarah Apl. City, Stale, ZIP Phone I'liuil Acting Supervisor Bill dullun Water guns, "Funky Town" Rafters, whal number is he? Sour cream & onion pptatoe chips after drinking. Token during Mille Borne; pimple medicine, Spanish-French conversations, popcorn, bedhopping with Snoopy & Woodstock, hotly waves for a chic body, "Hoi Stuff", (he girl who can ouldrink most guys, Jcllo in ihc toilet bowl, paranoia, winning a case of beer, Southern Comfort shots, "did you leach like Laurie did?", Blackjack'with gumballs in the infirmary, "R0" on the Norlhway, N.Y.C., you'r first personal, "Doy", Balloon girl parts Si boy pans, icicles on ihc window, "most conscientious student?", Is Herkimer a hick lown? New Year's Eve! Unexpected fircdrills, washroom kiss, aftermath of HOJ's' parly, parallel parking. SCORE CITY!!! ALL OUR LOVE, WE WISH YOU THE POT OF GOLD AT THE ENDOFTHE RAINBOW-YOU DESERVE IT. WE'LL REALLY MISS YOU. LOVE, Susan, Abby, & Michelle 1 f j !.677-4891 — complainiants, and has been said to "make examples" out of outspoken drivers. Pari of this problem is seen in the paranoia the drivers feci about releasing their names. continued on pane nine POOKIE'S MEMOIRS, | To all my dear friends, I 'Life is a series of hellos and goodbyesI'm afraid it's time for goodbye again.' The Army Nurse Corps. , can easilty destroy valves when Ihcy rip open these doors lo enter the bus. This valve is expensive, and difficult to replace. Another problem has been suidcnl complaints which are ignored. Although students are encouraged lo complain whenever a bus misses its schedule, these complaints are generally ignored hy the garage. One student who use to complain frequently to the garage now feels her efforts are useless. "They just give mc a big brushoff. It's ridiculous. Afler a while you don't want lo complain any more. You just gel lo feeling so passive . . . " . Even driver's complaints arc sometimes ignored, to Ihc point where the drivers begin to feel "passive" about reporting problems with their buses. The supervisor has been accused by many drivers as harboring grudges against contemporary issues Including the draft, registration, and the possibility fo a foreign war, Canford said. Canford added he feels there is more student activism today than two or three years ago. "1 think it is mainly because of the question of the draft," he said. "And the numbers will increase because of the war threat...(The Carter administration) is trying to whip up pro-war hysteria...but we have not forgotten the horror of Vietnam." May 14, 1970 does not ring as clear in one's mind as the date 10 days b e f o r e . Because the demonstration at Jackson State University, Mississippi concerned not only the Cambodian issue but ihc racial issue, it was less discussed and less recognized. But, students at Jackson State refused to ignore the fact of iwo student deaths nearly ten years ago. iMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" 1 ; ' l ; «r more Information) wrllei I in- Army Sm ••<• Corps. Address VNDKRCRADSU May 12 is the last day voluntary withdrawal can he initiated if you do not intend to complete this semester. If you plan to transfer, take a leave of absence, or "take time off" next semester, it is important lo file the appropriate form before you leave campus so that unnecessary hillings or other administrative action can be avoided. • O p p o r t u n i t y to quality I'or specialized roles, teaching o r additional e d u c a t i o n . ( ; l | | eo||CC| u, Name 489-3777 today! hiring freeze that made il difficult lo keep the buses on schedule, a declaration from a driver thai the evening drivers would park their bus on a side street and skip runs, use of old equipment, and a lack of communication and sympathy between the drivers and their superiors at the garage. Mosi of these problems still remain. One major problem for the garage is student vandalism of buses. Buses with seals that are ripped arc covered with graffiti may fail inspection, and a large part of the bus mechanic's job is spend in cleaning and repairing seats. The large buses with back doors are another headache, since students If you plan to withdraw from the University either he fore fin tils or upon completing this semester, please stop by or call the Student Affairs Office, AD 129, 457-4932. Northi'usl K.'i'.iuii, U . S . A r m y K e n nltlnn Call Steve at 1975 "after years of discussion and insults in courts....and attempts by the administration to cover-up," Canford said. The Task Force has dealt with and acted upon many issues regarding the Kent State incident. A few years ago, nearly 400 were arrested while protesting the proposed construction of a gym on the area of the shootings. "We wanted.to keep the site of the attack as a memorial...so people could understand what happened," Canford said. The gym, however, was built despite the protests, "one chapter in a ten-year struggle," according to Canford. The organization also deals with Drunk Bus Drivers & Ignored Complaints • Kxcellcnt slai tin); salaries a n d benefits, inelnrihiK a liberal vacation policy. • Real o p p o r t u n i t y for a d v a n c e m e n t a n d professional g r o w t h — e v e r y A r m y Nurse is a commissioned officer. • N o basic t r a i n i n g I'or n u r s e s ; just a basic orientation course to familiarize you with t h e A r m y Medical v Department. • T h e c h a n c e to travel; time to d o t h e things you enjoy. 3 ( ) State. A total of aobut 25 speakers, Ohio — lasted five hours.and the including Bella Abzug, Dave Dell- vigil lasted throughout the night, as inger, Stokley Carmichael, George people took turns holding candles Wald, and four of the nine wound- and keeping them lit: Apparently, ed at Kent were present, and eight Kent State has not forgotten. musical groups performed. Canford has remained active as a The National Guard was not spokesman for the May 4 Task Force, a committee (independent of there. The atmosphere was not angry, the University) that organizes combut "very emotional," in the words memorative actions each May 4 and sponsors educational forums, lecof wounded student Alan Canford. The message, and the theme of the tures, and films aabout the Kent demonstration, was clear: State shootings. "Remember Kent State with the "Every freshman goes'lo a May 4 New Way fo Resistance." forum," Canford said, "We want "We want no more campus to raise awareness about the incimassacres, a stop to the possible . dent." draft, and no war," said Canford. The May 4 Task Force, which has "the full support of the families of The rally — 2000 strong and the slain students," was begun in representative of states far from Green Machine Scries - Conclusion You'll be amazed at all the opportunities and advantages the Army offers men and women with BSN degrees: See if you qualify. Page Five Albany Student Press . Age i CINE1-2-3-4-5-6 l A S S Nl KKf | iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinii II S » III/ NOHIMWAV M i l l 11 C O I O N I l ' Sue (baru) § iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirnRiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mini Hlinii 11111111* Kevin May 9, 1980 WHATAWEEK! 438-4475 ft, tfftj \ o mm• During this week you may use one ol the coupons below each day. 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" For example, Inden said that they were blamed wrongfully for vandalism (hat occurred when others threw beer bottles at Ihe building. Woodruff and Casey also implied that they would by Beth Sexer Fourteen students in deLancey Hall may have to pay up to $2,500 to replace a carpeting they saturated in a waterfight last Thursday night, according to one student involved, Lorraine Inden. Inden said that although "the rug was saturated" after their waterfight, "1 don't think there was any permanent damage." In fact, Inden recalled two incidents when the students soaked the hall carpeting even worse. Usually, if the hall is cleaned by Monday morning, nothing would be said of the matter. However, last Monday Colonial Quad C o o r d i n a t o r H o w a r d determine how to divide an estimated cost of $2,500 in damage incurred over the year among deLancey Hall residents, Inden said. Tuesday morning the rug was removed from deLancey Hall, according to Inden. 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COA7A?fA/Cf/7fA' T STAG/A/$ A*£AS I would like to express my thanks to the members of the Class of 1980 Council for all their help and time in making our Senior Year a success. DOCIOtUTSS: DA, DFA, ZdD, PhDi Report vo s e n ' s looker rooa i.n p h y s i c a l education b u i l d i n g , r a i n or s h i n e . MASTER'S: HA, KBA, '-dS.KJA, HSVi Asseable on s e r v i c e road between Indian ,uad and p h y s i c a l e d u c a t i o n b u i l d i n g . If rain, r e p o r t to gya, rUSTBVSs MS: Asseable en sec-/ice roac betveen Dutch Ju&d and p h y s i c a l education b u i l d i n g . If r a i n , r e p o r t to gym. WIVSRSITY EBtTIFICATEi Asseable or. s e r v i c e r o s i between Indian «uad end p h y s i c a l educatl :. b u i l d i n g . I f r a i n , report Thanks and Good Luck, Dave tO gj-3. BACHSLCRi BA: A s s n b l e on s e r v i c e road between India.-, guad and p h y s i c a l e d u c a t l . b u i l d i n g . If r a i n , r e p o r t to gy». BACHBXRi E3: Asseable on s e r v i c e road between Dutch Juad and p h y s i c a l e d u c a t i o n b u i l d i n g . I:" r a i n , r e : c r t t c gyn. UCOLTI KBOStS: Report to lobby ::" p h y s i c a l education building, rain cr shine. Speaa; thanks to Scott. Mike and Marc for their help as well. RSFORTIHG IIKSi Hot l a t e r than ' for a l l p a r t i c i p a n t s . .IIIIIIIIIIIIIITnTliitTrrTr (LULCLUX EVaVH KEimu, TELETHON '81 USED BOOK EXCHANGE bring books you want to sell to CC Ballroom M N M H M H H H H M H H H N N H K on May 14, 15 and May 19-21 p.-a. Sunday 25 Mi/ May 9, 1980 The Green Machine continued from page five Yet some drivers can get away with murder, claim several sources I spoke with. "You get somebody who has been here for twelve years or so and he can skip all the stops and leave early and never hear a word. Some of these guys have been here so long they forget they are working for the students." This problem can be seen in the case of one driver accused of drinking by his fellow drivers. According to several drivers, the drunken driver was going to be fired at the end of the semester but was kept on, even with his drinking problem, because of his tenure and the need for drivers. "There is a wastepaper can where, if you look in the right place at night, you can see empty beer bottles," reports one source. "The garage knows all about it." When I mentioned the possibility of a driver drinking on the job to Acting Supervisor Gathen, he replied: "I know of no drivers who drink on the job. If I was ever able to catch a driver drinking, he wouldn't work here; I would fire him immediately. Neither I or my dispatcher (Art Burt) has ever been able to catch a man intoxicated." The driver was reported to be so intoxicated one evening that he took the bus out of the garage, drove it back in, and parked it to go home. He did not leave a word with any of his fellow drivers that he had done this, and his run was completely skipped. "At least he had the sense to know he couldn't drive," declared Series one student. "It can get pretty hairy out there on the road sometimes. It is scary to think that he might drive like that. I don't know what I would d o . " "Every night becomes party night after I I , " stated one driver. "I don't know how some guys could drive like that." The drunken driver, along with several other drivers, has been accused by his working mates of leaving early on a regular basis. The weekend is one of his main runs, and his 6:50 and final Wellington runs are, according to a source, "always about five minutes early." During the week, in the evening, leaving early is a common custom from the Wellington stop. Last Wednesday evening I obscvered a bus at Northern Blvd. at 12:23. It was supposed to leave the Wellington at 12:25. In an attempt to keep drivers on schedule, the gargage has begun to use a device called a Tacograph installed on all the buses, according to acting Dispatcher Art Burt. The device, called a Tacograph, consists of a disk of grapli paper and a recording pen that notes both driving speed and slops. The graph disks arc good for twenty-four hours, and are contained ill a locked clock device. Ii is the mechanics responsiblily (o change these disks every morning and deliver them to Ihe office. The Tacograph cannot be tampered wilh by the driver. Although a number of them do not work, the garage has recently received replacement graph machines. Burt admitted the garage was lax ASUBA and the UNIVERSITY THEATRE DEPARTMENT present KILLING \TIME" on examining the graphs earlier this semester, but said recently that they are being examined after any complaint. However, they do not seem to be to effective when checking to see if a driver leaves early. The graph itself is only about four to five inches round, and, over a twenty-four hour period, detecting a bus leaving even five minutes early would be birtually impossible. However, the graphs will detect any skipped runs. The p h e n o m e n o n of the "invisible bus" is familiar to Wellington riders in the evening, when they wait for ten minutes for the but that never arrives. Although the runs are sometimes cut due to a lack of drivers, this only appears when drivers arc critically short. There are almost always enough drivers on call to fill in these runs. However, almost daily a Wellington or Alumni bus turns up "missing" at the circle or at the Wellington according to the published schedule. These lapses arc often explainable, yet the garage is generally uncooperative to student callers. When ihe drivers come in for their daily break, or during a driver change, the schedule becomes a farce. The buses that have tlie window sign "garage" arc expected, according lo the schedule, lo make a smooth transition from run to run. This rarclv works. Although Ihe system docs work well as a whole, there arc some personality problems. A Black history play BY Leslie Lee Directed by Daniel Barton Wed. May 7 thru Sun. May 11-8PM Matinee-Sun. May 11-2:30 'MARTY FELDMAN DOM DeLUISE Tickets 457-8606 Arena Theatre fn the PAG Off-Campus continued from page \fourd per month. This year the estimate is | the economics oi it. There is much $110-120." money in the real estate business, . Another rent-related complaint is especially in the University area. overtly exploited," according to For that reason, landlords quickly United Tenants of Albany (UTA) buy up available property, and then worker Roger Markovics. "For the milk students. They pack the same exact apartment a landlord students into sub-divided apartcan charge students $400 per ments and rake in the money." month, (which is more than he Repairs are another cause of would charge a family). I don't many grievances, Markovics added. know of any family who could af- "You have to call at least two or ford $400 a month for an apart- three times before you can get ment." anything done," one student from Markovics explained, "This is Washington Avenue complained. Schultz said the only way to make Ihe students' first time in the market and (hey just don't realize Mohawk Campus Re-Discovered continued from page seven For all its advantages, Mohawk also has its problems. Il operates at a $.13,000 annual deficit, but this is a reasonable loss, according to UAS General Manager E. Norbert Zahm. Another expense is taxations by surrounding school districts for $5,000 yearly. This may be eliminated in the future, however, because of an appeal pending in the courts lo designate Mohawk an educational area, and therefore, lax exempt. A complication occurs every summer when, according to Frederics, "The lake has to be mowed." Water chestnuts once plained by the stale to promote (Hii HOMEMADE LASAGNA SPAGHETTI •MANICOTTI* SEAFOOD STEAK'PIZZA Free Antipasto Buffet with D i n n e r s FREE DINNER '. Good (or one FREE DINNER ENTREE or PIZZA Willi the puictiaee ol another Dinner Entree or Plua ol equal or nrealei value. Tllla coupon flood al Ihe Vlneva'd Reelaurant Sunday thru Thuradav only. Mual preeenl coupon. Good thru May 9, 1980., I 1470WESTERN AV. • ALBANY \> g g water ecology become so overgrown in the summer months that they have lo be cut so that boaters' paddles don't become enmeshed in the plants. These snags, along with the rising prive of fuel which is making transportation to Mohawk and healing the buildings more costly, and competition from Thatcher Park, led Ihe committee at first to consider selling Ihe properly. But, according lo Mohawk Coinniiilec Vice Chair Stacy S-.-s, "Once you sec the place and what il has to offer and realize Ihe value of Ihe land and Ihe length of lime it would take to get rid of it, you think betler of selling il." Teams Terminated ball. I wish we could do the same lor volleyball. I know a lot of alumni in Ihe area who would start such a club and make contributions." Welch sees difficulty wilh this idea. "The basketball team docs not depend on the Basketball Booslcr Club for its existence," Welch said. "It really doesn'l pay for very much. It helps in the publication of ihe basketball program. It docs noi maintain the basketball program by any means." Despite Ihe efforts, Earl stated (hat "As far as I know, the decision has been made, although I haven't received it in writing," "There's no way that I know of gelling the volleyball team to remain an intercollegiate icam," said Ford. "They could still compete as a club team, slill play about Ihe same schedule, bin ihey would lose oui on the chance to play in (he [ NCAA championships." "Our team feels right now that they arc going lo be the number two team in the east," added Earl. "By next year they could be a natiend contender: And that wrenches at your guts to see thai someone won't come up with $2300 to give you that /shot." — from 10 am-3 pm money and or books to be Returned in Sef>re77iber Housing Problems The bus system is a complex machine in its own right, with much Budget Cutbacks: capacity for error. Yet, even a model system has its faults. As one continued from Jront page student remarked, when discussing "All we're asking for is an equal the company on a bus ride home, "Yea, il runs good . . . But I wish it opportunity," Earl said. "The Basketball Booster Club is allowed ran better!" lo get contributions iusl for basket- / B Page Nine Albany Student Press , CONTINUATION of BARBERS Friday Maj 9 7:30 and 9:30 Fundi 1.00 There's just one thing I want to know . . . W H O P U S H E D ME? Oh my . . . Herro theze eez Meezcs Pu. No more Schnapps — let's play for kisses. O.K. twist my arm. Paulie's Hotel and love with an older man. How the hell are you, Howard? T o Joe and Jeff — Wild nights.at 155 . . . T o Mike and Willie — defini ^ decision in Montreal — is this restaurant open? You're all DOUBLE OC - T o all the Grand Tourists — may your life be nc big Grand Tour. Jam it home, baby. T o three real troopers — Debi, Melanie and Marcia — You're always with us in spirit. Boo Boo's Boo Boos (What a team!) Ready Freddy? No Salami Mommy. Jcanie — In the scheme of t h i n g s . . . Ohhh — the hellll with it!!! Mike — Here's to getting kidnapped at O'Heaneys. I can|t feel my face!"Oh yea . . , Mel — Here's to flying toitet seats and birthday bowls — Thanks for helping in a pinch. Long live InfomaniacJi Lori, Aimee, Debbie and Marcia — thanks for the punch — I left it outside your door! Ohhh, the weather outside is frightful . .' . Gerber baby! Quick!!! Call the emergency plumber! T o Mike, Willie, and Debi — T o the Lampost, Franks and pulling fire alarms. Nyman — throwing rocks in imaginary lakes is weird but typical for us. Here's to champion head chuggers ar.d chairdancers in O'Heaneys. Larry, I can too get sick on 3 beers! Mike — Frank's orgasms are the best! I don't get it. Happy Birthday Marcia! Arf Arf. Au Weider Sehn, So long Suckers! Lori, Aimfie & Jeanie . . May 9, 1980 : Mill© N The FAT Earth Summer Jobs — Camp Dippikill 4 Positions Available presents Autumn starring Liv Ullman Ingrid Bergnman Job Description Assist skilled craftsmen In the construction o l a 28 tt. by 34 It, long recreation lodge at Camp Dlpplklll. In addition, routine malntalnance chores, I.e., firewood stacking, trail work, painting and minor building repairs will be performed. Job Location Camp Dlpplklll, 70 ml. north of SUNYA, In the southern Adirondack Mountains near Warrensburg, NY. Period o l Employment 10 weeks — June 16 through August 22, 1980 Sonata 7:30 & 10:00 Friday LC 7 Salery $1240 lor the summer — $3.10/hour (40 hour week — Monday through Friday) Who May Apply Only SUNYA undergraduate students having paid student tax this semesler. Special Qualifications The applicant should be In good physical condition and be willing to work hard out-of-doors all day. Applicants with prior experience In any of the building trades; In chain saw and log work, or In grounds and building maintenance will be preferred. The ca/np is located in a rather isolated location with stores and social life not within walking distance. Room and Board Free lodging is provided al the Glen House, one ol the Camp's lodges. Board is not provided, but this house has a large community kitchen with ample food storage facilities. Sat : SUNBURN For whatever it's worth, (he US Geological Survey has just finished calculating how much the earth weighs. A l l things on the earth — front the land masses, oceans and atmosphere to the people and buildings — weigh just over sixand-a-half million billion tens. According to these latest calculations, the air alone weighs about 5.7 quadrillion tons. Is Jagger Joking? so much controversy among the staff that there was almosl a staff revolt," Dollar Buys...? The rate of inflation last year was 1.1.3 percent, and so far this year it is running at about an 18'percent annual rate. What does that mean for the neat future? Investment strategist Ray DeVoe calculates that if inflation This is kind of a hard one to believe: Rolling Slones' singer Miek Jagger Is out with a verbal attack on High Times magazine, criticizing the publication for promoting the use o f drugs among young people. In an interview in the magazine's June issue, Jagger says, '.'I think that you {High Times) shouldn'l encourage young people to take drugs. I think that's just a w f u l . " The magazine is known for its support of the recreational use of drugs. A n d , according to the editors, when Jaggcr's quote was played up on the cover, it "created w/Farrah Fawcett averages just 13,3 — rather than the current 18 percent — over the ncxl five years, a quarter pounder with" cheese .from McDonald's should 'cost about $3.35; a single pack o f cigarettes, about $1.95, a copy of Playboy Magazine, $6; and a ticket to a movie, from $8 to $10. Get Naked Don Adams, the star of the Gel Smart TV series of the 1960's, will return to the role of Agent 86 in a full-length movie later this year. Adams has signed Willi Universal Studios lo play the part of Maxwell Smart in a movie lo be called The Nude Bomb. As the title Implies, Agent Smart is turned loose in an effort to slop a dark and dastardly plol that is designed lo make everyone in the world go naked Househusband Blues \'o Ihonln.'ltt Id rolhfrhavtonappli Ramcy of the Georgetown University School of Medicine. Ramey says thai nothing in our students for a mere 99 cent fee. The tuckers-in reportedly dispatch a pajama clad bed-time reader escorted by two Pillow Talk members in three-piece suits who offer the woman a choice of stories and a stuffed animal and then tuck her into bed. Says Richard Stimpson, Director of Resident Life at Penn State's College Park Campus, "It's unusual, yes. 1 don't know whether there's been anything similar to it in recent years." Behind every successful woman, there may be a troubled man, Thai's according to Dr. Esielle Jimmy Carter Town society has prepared men for successful working wives. She says men, although they might deny it, still feel a wife's work should be less Important than their own. This, she says, causes emotional struggles when a woman's j o b becomes mote important and can create depression and Impotence. Ramcy says that about 84 percent of American men today have experienced some form of itnpotency at some lime. Should President Carter fail in his iry (or another term in the While House, he may still have a chance for public office . . . in Fgypt. The 'inhabitants of Nawatich (pronounced Nah-wah-tay), a small village near Cairo, have pelitioncd the Egyptian government for permission to change the name of their village. If that petition request is granted, all mail coming Irom that village in the future will be postmarked: " J i m m y C a . l c , Egypt." Bedside Manner the largest selection of blank topes at the lowest possible prices 7:30 & 10:00 LC7 Where & When To Apply Applications may be picked up in the SA Office (CC 116) and must be returned to that office before 5 PM Friday, May 9. Interviews Required for top applicanls, will be hold May 12 and 13. Page Eleven Albany Student Press. .75 w i t h TEC $1.25 w / o u t TEC Acceptance Notice Given on Wednesday, May 14. A comploto list of alternates and those not qualified will bo posted in the SA Ollico on May 14. Super Savings On maxelL Ultra Dynamic UDC 90-Minute Blank Cassettes TORCH NIGHT '80 Swallowing goldfish, .stuffing phone booths, panty raids and streaking are fads that have hit college campuses over the years. Now the Washington Post reports that for the Class o f 1980, a new and rathet unlikely craze has emerged among students: it's lucking each other inlo bed. The newspaper says the tucking lad began last semester al Perm Slate and has spread to other campuses throughout the U.S. The Post says, for example, that at the University of Maryland, Pillow Talk, a company made up o f male students, lucks in female 2. Seniors should arrive in cap and gown by 8:00 p.m. with their torch bearers at the Perimeter Road entrance to the gym. 3. Parents and guests are invited to view the ceremony from seating on the side of the gym facing the track. 4. Reception to follow by the Main Fountain. 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Other Unlawful :%„, ^<^4 Sexual Carnal Themes Knowledge f/i.v "«!«yi-b, •ttr^ ""•'"•' "'•i e ?.,•, «<<*, '">• 6'I J;,;/ r Rib llarber What, may I ponder, arc the Albany police doing lately? I arose in a daze on Wednesday, typical of my Albany dorm awakenings, but was startled into cognition when glancing down at a copy of the Knickerbocker News. Front page, lead story, full spread headlines, reading Police 'escort' their paydates to jail, 7 arrested in vice raid. Hmm...I read on. Some neighborhood residents and business people suspected 456 Delaware Ave. in Albany was a front for a prostitution ring several months before police began an investigation five weeks ago...a barber said that... the school-crossing guard...an at tendent at the Mobil Service Station... "the girl will meet you at the motel"...any service required by the customer.. .police armed with a search warrant...pictures of 25 girls... Holy tarnations, I believe we are living in Victorian upstate New York. Every few months, the police decide that it's time for a fun lovin' bust, the warrant, the round-up, the arrests, call the papers, cameras, stars, a sensation. "The police are doing their job, god bless 'em," you can almost here the average citizen utter. Five weeks of investigation to nab seven hookers centered in one 'house of the evening,' oh come now! It may take five years to locate a psychopath raping student females, but surely these typical busts are done within hours. The police, motivated by puritanical interests, are confirming the idea that prostitution is a societal evil, and in colaboration with the local media, the party becomes a sensation. Some questions? What purpose does the bust really have? Where does that place the villa of Albany now? And does anyone honestly believe that prostitution can be eliminated? Forget it. Where there's a demand, there is a supply, and it should be as such, especially when the arrangement harms neither participant. Police and prostitutes have been battling since the dark ages; it is clearly time for TOrtJEBCXO 1 THgM I SKI QCm In Loving Memory workable laws and solutions. Though not the happiest or most ideal type of sexual relationship, both participants are there voluntarily and both receive some type of positive reinforcement from their interaction. And there's nothing wrong with that. Why don't the Albany Police spend a fiveweek probe trying to track down this Pine Hills rapist(s)? His behavior is certainly sexually and socially inappropriate. His tactic is force and fear, the interaction is neither voluntary, nor rewarding for the innocent victim. Prostitutes are still being arrested regularly all across the nation; many bright college students still believe that masturbation causes mental and emotional harm, and the state of Virginia will still prosecute anyone committing the hideous act of oral or anal sex. A felony yet. It all stems right back to the governing backbone of America which still broadcasts that sex is naughty. Generally, the idea that you would like to be in somebody's arms is anathema to a rigidcommercial civilization. If you can screw when you so desire, then maybe you won't listen to the president. If you can be free where you live, nobody can tell you what to do. The way to tell people what to do is to make them ashamed of what they've got between their legs and how they want to use it. Make them guilty of it. Stereotypes about sexual behavior, once established in the medical and social world, prove very difficult to remove because of Iheir vested interest in the status quo. The creation of a specialized, despised, and punished role of the prostitute keeps the bulk of society pure and pleased. Well...the prostitutes covered their embarrassed faces as the cameras clicked, the reports were completed, papers sold, and promotions assured. Congratulations Albany police for your fine investigative harrassment, and you too Knick News, for pleasing so many of the town's laid-back readers. You all deserve a fine hand...or leg...or ass... certainly cannot be said of some of his su porters. Calhy Cox Diane DcVilo Of Patricia Bunn In loving memory ot our dear friend, Patricia Bunn. Our pain and sorrow at your sudden departure, Has not diminished with the passage of time. There was no opportunity to bid you farewell On your flight to the stars. Wherever your journey has ended, Know that your presence still surrounds us. Your free loving and giving spirit, does not die, You still enrich our lives. Hold a place on your cloud for all of us who love and miss you. Till we meet again. — Your loving friends Bad Campaigners To the Editor: We are writing to complain of an incident which occurred recently in connection with the SA elections. As freshmen, we decided to get involved in .this election, and started working for the candidate of our choice in the vice-presideniial race. Part of this work involved hanging posters in different dorms. On the first night of the election, we heard that many of the posters on Indian Quad had been torn down, so we went to replace them. In one of ihe dorms we met one of Frank Bailman's supporters, who informed us lhat il would be useless to hang a poster there, since it was Bailman's hall, and everybody who lived there would be voting for him. We replied that we would hang it anyway, and take our chances. We were then told that it would probably be ripped down. Out of curiousity, we returned ten minutes later, and, sure enough, the poster was no longer on the bulletin board. Across Ihe hall, we saw, through the open door of thesupporler's suileroom (which, incidentally, is also Frank Bailman's suileroom) the poster lying crumpled on lop of the trash can. We are very disappointed and shocked that ihis type of thing could happen in what we had assumed would be a fair, honest, and open election. All ihe candidates should be allowed equal chances for exposure, whelher they are on an opponent's "home turf" or not, and we are distressed that Ihis is not the case. The ASP may have deemed Frank Baitman Ihe "moral" candidate, but the same And More To the Edllor: I feel every person has a right to their opinion. If one is to truly strive to he openminded, then one must learn in accepl another individual's opinion no mattei how much Ihey disagree. During these pasl few weeks of SA elections, many people have been trying to persuade oihers to vote for their candidate, even after that individual had already made their choice. 1 am a victim of that persuasion and I am so angered by ii that I feel compelled to write this letter, II I chose to support Gary Schatsky then thai is my business. I looked at both candidates and made my decision on my own, without political promises or pow-wow decisions with my friends, regardless of personal feelings, I am "willing to tell anyone that Gary had the charisma needed in a leader. True, I don'l agree with all of the stands that Gary has taken in the past, but what political leader can satisfy everybody all the lime? It is ihe candidate that promises everything lo everyone that 1 fear. Gary is competent and capable. He has been honest enough to tell me how he feels on issues even when he knew that I would disagree with him. I became scry tired of Sue Gold supporters harassing ray suite and about how disappointed they were in "our foolish choice". Regardless of who is elected, I hope that in future campus elections, candidates will remember to respect those who have already made their choice and campaign accordingly. We all have to work together next year, and engendering hostilities during elections will only hinder SA's efficiency in ihe coming year. — Name withheld upon requcsl Hallowed SUNYA To the Editor: "If you have . . . lived in Paris as a young man, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast." — E. Hemingway Trying to write about graduation is similar to trying to write about death. If you're still around to talk about it, then, by definition, you've never experienced it, so thai anything you say is through pure supposition. Of course, if Ihe upcoming occasion follows true to form, its content can be easily predicted, which implies that one would come out of Ihe event with very little lo say. To whatever extent graduation is a washout, one prime significance of il siill shines through. For many, it is the last lime thai Albany will be looked upon, however •mi aw toss CAtttfh •we &cnes. Wimwe r Hi? I btu me HOP FRg}63ffT5 H0H? Tttf aoLiCrW seSsaD iixu- ee a m . yitW9-io t Stephen Qa\rd Check Cashing Notice UAS Check Cashing Service will continue to cosh oil personal and non-personai checks until May 3 i , 4980. DOSTOrt^*! STRICT \\ s t r i c tteTuftrtsto SUAW I Oil K A ^ G U l T A f t S T / t M ^ ' ^ , M€ CrWKTAlMS WITH CaNTd***- Effective June 4,4980 personal checks will no longer be cashed. Non-personal checks will be cashed as usual. ^JKADiTOryiLA^O SIN6-X* / . 0 O : WA«< card onlH • — 1 — — • — — ^ — rSSTSS^ • UniversityAuxiliary Services 3 Membership Meeting Dank Key and Moneymatic will be available for personal use. May 13 at 3:30 fc BA 349 to approve the budget TXXXXTTTTTTTTTXXXTTXXXXXXTXX THE^JS Contents*.* The Student Notebook: Steve Oster takes a full page as he reviews what life at SUNYA has meant politically and socially. Le Caje American opens Us doors one more time to chat iabout Individuality and |the reasons why. Drop on page 4 a . S o u n d and Vision: Section editor Cliff Sloan gives his personal impressions on dreams, imagination, and a little mag call Aspects. A l s o , it seems that Lou Reed is getting older and _ better. At least that's what " T h e Pink" thought when he viewed Lou under the public eye. See page 8a Sound and Vision: Daniel Barton returned In SUNYA to complete his Bachellors degree. His list of credits prove he was doing anything but killing time. Neither was Roger Moore, who moved from 007 to oil rig hijacking. These stories about Moore, Barton, and other interesting fold are on 8-9a * Fiction: Bob Holborok has spenl a [great deal of time l l u n g i n g after I h e unreachable star. He hasn't reached Ihe pinnacle of the mountain |yet, but he's not giving up. The consequences of stark reality are discussed in the poem "Fools' Paradise."Put >n those thinking caps and turn to page 1 0 a . BARBERS 3rd FL W.C. Boo Boos & Rats 1976-1980 L tes. Knights of Nee. Will Sue ever find the Butcher, the Baker or the Candlestick Maker. "Hey buddy,I'm in love" Fripp is God...YAAAA" Fred the Plant. Boncrfest. Helmut Hoeher School of Self Abuse."You can't tell me to s h - . " " Your What Hurts" Larry loves all the women of the world...Float On. The Jungle " Good Choke Broderick" "Look its in the mud" Banana T—-. Sal pissing on the Wellington. Three Mile As-hole. Red. Android Roy and the Cosmic Cows. American Pie in its entirety. Mike at the Fountains. Space Jackeet. His Royal Whippedness. Monday Night Rum Club. Noodle, Needle, Teasle, Tweedle and Diddle, "you can dress em up but you can't eat em out" Judy's Sister. Bimbo throwing up at the table at O's. Icebergc i g e l l i n g beat up for smoking. Mark's nice watch. Kamikaze Pa y Time Warp. Stop in the Name of Love. Helmut has nothi ' to talk bartending in his underwear. Bar head... igging Green iiei .. "WeretalkingComato.se" " T h a i s ' - >h me level as intensity as Focus" Mike Barr swimming by Larrj s room. Gallery. Mike North walking into class naked. Weirdos. Jim gel|!"6 « c * "" Springsiein. U s l i 0 ' Dippikill. Chicken Jerries. N THEFU U A F A N T A S T ' C F °UR YEARS ' G ° O D LUCK The Last Laugh May 9, 1 9 8 0 F e a t u r e C e n t e r f o l d : We began this school year with Rue Notes From j Home, five different perceptions of Albany. And with Last Notes From Home we end. Impressions, observations, reactions about the last year or year in Albany: Notes torn from the pages of life on the planet SUNYA. Reiterate on pages 5 , 6 , and 7 a . "What would the world be like Ij 1 rode on u beam of light?" — Albert Einstein V -— E s s a y : Good news for all of you who've given up on Mankind — the human race will survive - the live force will prevail — or so say Quince and Bro as they pursue a Dialogue to Its u1, mate conclusions. Vale Publar on page 1 0 a . S u r v i v a l G u i d e : Attention p r o s p e c t i v e Europe visitors: Wondering how you'll manage to survive the trek through foreign lands? Ask R o n n a Mandel. She'll tell you Ihe good, the bad, and the ugly of this much travelled continent on page 1 1 a . ! C o v e r : Aspects: 27 issues 1979-1980. These covers cover all our issues this year. As Aspects goes o n , extending into infinity, Ihe current editors wish the future editors good luck and early production nights. Stuart Malranga and Bob O'Brien pass the Aspects logo to Rob Edelsteln a n d Ron Levy, May 9, 1980. Cover Concept by Hob Grubman Last Motes From Home "...So my girlfriend calls me on the phone." Roscoc the U., Oscar the O., Flight Deck, Jeapardy. " What do you do if you see two people F in the woods....walk by quietly with couf ...ask your R.A." Oheaneys Wow, Franks L.R., Foosball, Quad, "What a machine", Foosmologist. Slave Auction,"Straight arm frisbee style...not so easy to do", Mike and Willy night,"But 1 don't have any holes". "Wronk""Right now straight dick" "How wasted are you now". Throwing Helmut's room out the window. Munchkin and Froggey dancing on tables. Runaround Buddhist. Gong Show, Barbershop Quartet, Doug Leader belches Moon River. Bimbo's Jersey, Calender, Everlasting Deodorant. Larry doing the eyes. Joann's Bedtime Stories. Rat's Softball Championship. Daily Barber. Andy Icke's 30 degree pilch.Mona the Sex Goddess. From the Desk of Bimbo "Me, Marl and Rob have excuses,we can't bend". Foo 1 Fights Old worn) and the Cottage Cheese. Waten ignis,' Don I staie" Bimbo sliding by Cheek's door. Linda in the Shopping Cart. Flip A T-. Throwing Bobo in the Fountains. "They don't have that back home" Rushford,"Do the Mashed Potato....Everybody under" "Where did you get that sign" Al Kraut Roast. Eggs and Omelet- The Editor's Aspect Photograph of i h e Week Maybe I'm tired. Of production nights. Of arguments. Of constant Rat dinners. Of falling asleep in classes I feel privileged to attend. Of not being able to read a novel since August. Of being away from h o m e . Of having a friend who has become a sometimes friend. Of not having the time to have fun. Of school. Of ASP. Of life. But I'll miss it. I'll miss it when I'm gone, when it's all frayed newspapers, and ghostly faces, not quite right names. I'll remember the people. I must. They have done something to me up on the third floor. I feel like Dorothy leaving Oz. All this sentimental stuff makes me sick. Life goes on. Who cares? But life doesn't always go on, you leave a place, and you leave a pari of yourself behind. You leave people and you leave a pari of yourself with them. And you take a part of them too. You affect things; they affect you. Aspects has been an accomplishment for me. That I could work with such talented people is a gift from life. I'm yelling nostalgic again. It's my schizophrenia. Well, I'm no good al being noble or gracious so I'll just bow out of the show and move o n . I love Aspects, though, despite everything, I'm a lousy sentimentalist, I guess. Goodbye Aspects. I'll bury my magic book In you and leave without regrets (maybe a few) and I'll try hard lo remember everything. 1 don't know what my life's all about yet, but II Aspects with all its deceptions and magic .has a' all confused, provoked, dazed, amazed, or amused you, then I'll feel justified. Now 1 really feel III. It's so hard to just end. To just end. Let's close our eyes and count to ten. When you open them again, presto change), abracadabra, the dream will be over. I'll be gone. .-— y iT$j!otj7h Spiritual Graffiti "Our r e v e l s n o w a r e e n d e d , t h e s e o u r a c t o r s . As I foretold you, were all spirits, a n d A r e m e l t e d i n t o air, i n t o t h i n air; A n d , like t h e b a s e l e s s fabric o f this v i s i o n , The cloud-capp'd towers, t h e gorgeous palaces. T h e s o l e m n t e m p l e s , t h e great g l o b e itself. Y e a , all w h i c h it i n h e r i t , s h a l l d i s s o l v e , A n d , like this insubstantial p a g e a n t f a d e d . L e a v e n o t a rack b e h i n d . W e a r e s u c h s t u f f A s d r e a m s a r e m a d e o n ; a n d o u r little l i f e Is r o u n d e d w i t h a s l e e p . " _ proSpero "The e y e o f m a n h a t h n o t h e a r d , t h e e a r of m a n hath not s e e n , man's hand is not able t o taste, his t o n g u e t o conceive, nor h i s heart t o report, what my dream was." „ — Bottom Aspects Editors Stuart Matranga Bob O'Brian Associate Editor Rob Edelsteln Design and Layout Ron Levy Sound & Vision Editor Cliff Sloan Staffwrlters: Al Baca, Edith Berelson, Bob Blau, Tom Bonfiglia, Rube Cinque, Lisa Denenmark, Hubert Dickey, Andrea DiGregorio, Jim Dixon, Masu Gaam, Rowena "Rabbit" Gail, Dove Gaynsler, Mitchell Golding, Mitch A. Greebel, Cindy Grelsdorf, Jill Haber, Beth Kaye, Larry Kinsman, Susan Q. Lazow, Debbie Loeb, Ronna Mandel, Thomas Martello, Douglas Matranga, Jesse McCourt, Minn, Quincy Nesslg, Steve Oster, Edward Pinka, Andrew Reras, Mark Rossler, Gary Silverman, Laurel Solomon, Audrey Specht, Dr. R, Voytek, Debbie Wilson, Bruce Wulkan, Greg Zarlder, Zlggy Graphics: Sue Benjamin, Evan Graber, Marly Qatani Diversions: Vlncenzo Alello Creative Arts Editor: Suzanne Gerbet Concept: The I'hive Towns Goodbye: Mattanga & O'Brian Happy Mother's DayJ 7 age 4a I Le Cafe Americain Here's Looking A t You, Kids <*r~^B|—^^ Istlngulshed faculty, |j j ^ ^ k classmates, readers, and fll 9 ' B '"ends, welcome to Day 188 • I j M of the Iran crisis . . . First of | [ j ^m all, I muHt admit that, in a I - J M H _ ^ ^ moment of creative bankruptcy, I went to Barlletl's. I was searching for a real lapel-grabber, some superInsightful phrase of the elders' with which to prompt an emotional burst of adrenalin In your hearts for these last few dog days. So I grabbed my housemate Stu's volume of frustrations incident to dealing with government, something we'll be doing on a yearly basis for the rest of our taxable lives. We have also been confronted with the realities of survival In our increasingly no-frills world. Further, we have had first-hand evidence of the psychologically damaging effects modern architecture has on the unsuspecting undergraduate mind . . . And yet, despite the program cuts, despite the problems inherent to all public Institutions. the University remains fertile ground for the development of ideas and of minds. The erv vironment at Albany is still warm and challenging to us. thanks primarily to the commitment familiar quotations and sat down to thumb of its administration, faculty, and most of all its students. For as long as I can remember, we through the collected wisdom of the passed have been told that an education is no more sages . . . And wouldn't you know It; a than what one makes of it, that one can only message was waiting for me right there on page one. It read, "Dear Stuart. Have a very expect to gel out ol school what he puts into II. Now the recent trend of events has turned those tables around: The administrators and legislators will be Ihe ones asked to meet that challenge as available funds for education are Steve Oster 'Hold onto your rent friends and your Ideas — they will be your sivord and your staff in the luclte Sodom they call the real world." happy Bar Mllzvah Love Oman." Now I personally have never mi and Moe . . . to my knowledge thev enjoy no othei distinction than thai they underscore the fact that one never knows what he will find un til he starts looking . . and that very often what he does find is quite different (torn what he was looking (or in the first place, So n has been with our four years at Albany Stale More than anything else. SLINYA is the classic public institution, reflecting the slate government's preponderance for paperwork, process, and programming; and its general ambivalence to people, quality, and cohesion. The committee-type decision-making within the state too often yields policy that is seriously confused and fragmented. The state egislature has been an albatross that the University system has been unable to influence since the belt-lightening politics of the 70's took hold. Unfortunately, power and money are two premium commodities that students desperately lack as a group. I remember Hugh Carey, sounding not unlike Marie Antoinette, advise a group ol students protesting last year's tuition hike to "go pick apples." While it is true that Rockefeller's build-by-orgasm attitude is better off burled, it doesn't justify the low priority that education is being assigned now that dollars are scarce and the accumulated layers of bureaucratic fat are being trimmed. Ultimately, Ihe student suffers. It's sad when the institution that awards him his degree is drastically different from the one in which he enrolled eight semesters ago. iimat emerges from the legislative machine under this type of stress is policy that would be laughable were we not so often the object of the joke. The only thing that grows in this type of environment is paperwork and administrative departments. Why, you may ask, does Syracuse University, a private school, gel a domed stadium courtesy of the Empire Slate while we can't get a fleldhouse or a Chemistry Ph.D.? Hell, our football team is better than Division I Syracuse's anyway. . .Again, talk of program cuts drifts up from the Capitol. It's no wonder Governor Carey's pleas for alumni donations go largely Ignored — aren't people fed up with the way their lax dollar is spent? Of course, pragmatically speaking, we have received a pointed education In the endless distributed with less enthusiasm and more accounting. The potential of the SUNY system should not be sold short. On May 25th. there will be 21011 good reasons for expanding the state's commitment to quality education. Without the opportunity to gel the good, inexpensive education we deserve, how many of us would be able to be here? The lime has come again foi the slate to recognize, nurture, and promote the vast resource of individual talent it has in its students. Albany State can be a key playei in thai effort, With its numerous special programs and advantages, such as its proximity to the stale Capitol, its varied media and the upstate Dippikill recreation area, it oilers students a multitude of routes to developing their minds. This Institutional atmosphere has provided a contrast by which we have come to appreciate the value of the people around us. Hopefully, the state will show foresight in alloting funds in the future. Those ol you returning to New York City next week have the opportunity to view some recent bureaucratic spending firsthand. You might want to take advantage of the twenty-seven urinals the Thruway Authority saw lit to Install at the Slualsburg rest stop. Actually, they're about as appropriate a lestiment as there is to where high-level governmental decision making takes place. Just as the SUNY system must rise to the challenge of adequately providing for each individual student in the coming years, so must we meet ihe challenge ol providing for ourselves enough to preserve our Individuality in an increasingly monolithic world. With each passing day, the'value of individual human freedoms seems to become more and more subordinate to economic interesls. Willi fifty Americans dying a slow death In Iran for Exxon, Mobil, and Texaco, one need not be especially perceptive to recognize that human life is cheap when measured against profit. Institutions have grown to Ihe point where they cannot deal with anything so minute as one single person. That is. unless you happen to owe them money. In that case, It's often startling how an entity the size of the phone company can move so quickly and effectively. But did you ever try to avoid paying for that strange, 57-mlnute call lo Tangiers that they Insist you made while on vacation? You're treated like Carlo Gamblno asking for clemency. However, there is another, more insidious evil threatening Ihe Individual: standardization and consolidation. If there's one thing we can who found his way to the doorstep of Studio all do up to Olympic calibre, It's blackening In 54. Why, more money Is spent convincing us little circles with No. 2 pencils. PSAT's. SAT's. that Turns consume 47 times their weight in L S A T ' s , M C A T ' s . DAT's There's excess stomach acid than In educating us something frightening in having your human enough to prevent that acid from dripping worth summarized in a 3-digil number. It We are badgered and brainwashed into robotseems thai all of the glorious wonders of the like consumers, taughl that Ihe measure ol an universe have been mass-marketed after a education Is Ihe amount of material wealth It five-city multi-media advertising blitz, and now brings In. But we can make our education more than appear on your grocer's shelves in the brightlycolored family packs of three. Is It absolutely that. It should be testing, observing, and learnnecessary thai every real American drink ing In and oul of the classroom. Il should not Coca-Cola to a disco beat? And what about be retrenchments and program cuts and our mass media? If the measure of real power paperwork. This university's greatest asset is be the ability to mobilize vast numbers of peo- not the (act that II boasts the largest poured ple, then Ihe bizarre and gluttonous buying concrete structure In the galaxy; nor Is il the trends of American consumers attests to the statistical aberration which defines it as the awesome potenlial of TV. And still the net- most selective public Institution in the nation works are controlled by money, which we Its most powerful'selling point is hardly its pro know to have no real correlation to ihe quality grams or its professors. Rather lis most in of a given product. Who cares if "The Gong dispensible asset Is the collection of men and Show" kills brain cells by the hundreds — It women who will stand together next Sunday sure sells underarm deodorant. Of course, if So here, looking to the rest of our lives. I you don'l care (or whal Ihe networks have lo would do us well to carefully consider what offer, you can always turn lo public TV for an options we lake, where we choose to make interesting two-hour documentary on Ihe our peace and with whom. We are Phillips-head screwdriver. predominantly clean slates — no vested inAll of this is not meant lo be defeatist. It's terests, no responsibilities to any persons or InOK. even healthy, lo be angry al the world, stitutions save ourselves and those we love. but I don'l advocate blaming il lor all your pro- Let us hope we can preserve this state of afblems. You see, we create, and in turn are fairs. Do not He yourself lo the expectations ol created by the millieu In which we exist. Strive others. Rather, define and select your own lo play an active role In your environment. We likes and dislikes, priorities and, most imporhave the ability to find our own personal space tantly, your own space. It seems that everyone beyond these walls. Thai will be the role of the walks out with a degree, finds a spouse, grabs Individual in Ihe coming decade: lo hold his a piece of Ihe promised land in Scarsdale and own, to preserve his life-giving freedom registers Republican. Others spend their lives amidst the stagnating forces he will confront. wailing for a sign or moment that just doesn't In a sense this Is a basic conflicl which we all come . . . must face — reconciling our need to be ourselves with our need to belong to society. Now is Ihe best time of your life lo dedicate yourself to that endeavor — what roads you choose to wander from here will define and shape your final resting spot. It is said that individuality is the salt of common life; that although you may have lo live in a crowd, you don'l have to live like it. It is also suggested that education is all that Is left over after you've forgotten all that you have learned. Well, then, take with you your heart, and make it your anthem. The best way to make your life worth living is to not be afraid of it. Believe it is worth living lo the fullest every minute and your (aith will make it so. Take risks, attack each day with the knowledge that II could very well be your last . . . and you might discover the power and knowledge wilhln you. Go out and have yourself a good time — If they seek lo suppress you. well, then to hell wllh them If they can't take a joke. You don't really have to please anyone other than yourself. And so, as the Ph.D. programs disappear from the catalogue, remember Ihe larger, more Insidious pressure gnawing away on our society itself. The signs are all there: economic castration by mulll-nalional corporations to Ihe tune of David Rockeleller and the sheiks, political Impotence, underscored by Tweedles Dum and Dee searching for Ihe right mediamix In this election year: all Ihe while Inflation undermines the Great American Dream. Where are we to turn? Are we to believe in l.averne and Shirley, ihe Ford Pinto and designer jeans? It's no irony that the most celebrated alumnus of this school is a thief Yel by no means must it be that way. Nou that you are truly on your o w n , your only Irut responsibility Is to yourself. Those that seek 1' bend, bind and manipulate you do so oul o self-interest. If you take nothing out of here, a least take your dignity and your ability to m.ilu your own decisions. That is what this edui i Hon should have meant. Listen for your owi laughter — do not ever become self important. Hold onto your real friends and your Idea: — they will be your sword and your staff in tin luclte Sodom they call Ihe real world. After all what are we ultimately here for? To maki money? To make babies? To gel Ic heaven???? No, I suspect that there Is in supreme being up In the penthouse keeplnc score with a clipboard. You have only youi expectations to live up lo; make them as worthy as you can, bul above all, make thorn yourself. There is no nobler aspiration than in be an individual among Ihe masses. Be the best possible Steve Osier or Ivy Pellz or Minnie or Moe Oman that you can be. — do not in dulge others and do not let their judgments deter you. Consider Bogle on thai fog shrouded runway In North Africa, giving Ingrid Bergman up to a higher purpose . would we all have had such strength. So before you go out tonight and enjoy • > well-deserved beer or bong, remember Ihal you have nol made Ihe great compromising decisions yel. Ours, the lirsl class of the -Sli should work to preserve our individuality preserve our dearest freedom. That \'. everyone's fundamental birthright, lest we al turn into Identical bricks In the wall. Thank you, and good luck. • ' "" 'iiiriTrn »n"-^^^^ Aspects Sound & Vision Page 8a Cliff's Notes don't work for our college newspaper; magazine called Aspects, to a section named' I never have and I never will. You Sound and Vision. For the past year or so, my association with Aspects has led me to be dubbed with many literary labels — editor, writer, critic, interviewer, reviewer, and so on down the line. Whenever these titles come my way, 1 nod in flattered acceptance. Remember, however, that I consider myself a realist, and 1 accept the praising labels only because I write for Sound and Vis/on, and not our college newspaper. You see, the true test of a writer is the ability to transfer a personality, an appearance, or a in twenty-two years ot moments, there's one sound into words. While newswriters merely thing I've learned — all things must pass. spew quotes and statistics which provide inforFrom warfare to Watergate, Kennedy to mation, a Sound and Vision writer must Carter. Khomeini to Kissinger — they all come somehow take the energy of a concert, the and go, but I remain. I remain, perhaps emotional impact of a film, or the passion of a strangely, unaffected and emotionally removtheatrical production and lay it down in black ed from topics and events which seem to enand white. We try to make you see it. hear It, thral the world around me. I'm more inand feel it, although you've never been there. trigued by the emotional impact of a moment; Sometimes we reach you and sometimes we a moment I can understand, a moment 1 can miss our target. But whatever we do, it's be part of. a moment that's part of me. something you can see, something you can They're things that never have, and probably hear, something you can reach out and touch. never will, hit the front page because they're In Sound and Vision, you'll never read about •lot accessible to everyone, and justice can't something that happened a thousand miles always be done with nouns and adjectives away in some high security legislative vault. They're moments of sweaty anticipation like Rather, It'll be a record you can buy tomorthose preceding the loss of one's vuginity; row, a film you can see tonight, oroperformei moments like the churning pangs of violent louring the area. So when someone lives foi vengeance evoked by an enemy's name, or the moment.(as does a certain S. & V. writer), moments of eleclric energy like those all this entertainment Is there for him to grab, generated by your favorite band. If you don't to lell people aboul, to let them know how know what I'm trying to say. I suggest you turn much creative and artistic growth is slipping the page. Turn it forward to p^qe one and enthrough their fingers while they focus on "front joy a healthy helping of blatantly dry facts that page news." Y o u can spend time watching won't stir your imagination or make you think politicians shape .current events, or you can loo much. If you know what I'm saying, spend lime shaping your own cultural growth however, you'll know why I turned away from — the choice Is yours to make. We know o u r college newspaper; t u r n to a see, I couldn't care less about budget cuts, No-Nukes, SA elections, mice In the dorms, or similar topics considered to be "front page news" by a staff of socially starved, overworked newswriters. Apathetic? That's one.way to look at It. Then again, maybe I'm simply a realist who lives for the moment, and Cliff Sloan which one I made. , So now the time has come for me to become another In a mass of two thousand graduating students, to relinquish my position, to turn and walk away (rom what might prove to be my fondest collegiate memory. This magazine called Aspects, this section named Sound and Vision, has taught me more about people, life, and business than any teacher and textbook could ever hope to. It's taught me that there really Is an outlet (or those who don't relish precision-based sciences and mathematics. It's taught me that keeping my nose buried In an accounting book so that 1 have a safe, secure future Is no way to go through life. No sir, that's not how It's done! You have to chase your dreams. Chase them as you would any prey, with cunning, ambition, and poise. Pursue them, catch them, and live with them, because "Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind, in life unkind."* 8 same. Lou will do whatever he) feels like doing. Foi his newest' album, Growing Up in inq something good Edward Pinka Lou's opening song " H o w Do You Speak to an Angel" is advice to those of us raised in less than perfect homes, or with not so magnetic personalities, who don't know what to say to the girl of our dreams. But certainly there are better things in life to worry about than "how do you speak to the prettiest girl," and Lou knows this. " M y Old Man" is a look at a personality crises Freud would have liked Lou). Growing up In Brooklyn, Lou spends his time trying to act like his father, but this means he would have to beat up his mother. Love is usually a subject L o u brings up on younger days, growing up o n the wild side of life, love, and la la la. In Public Reed exp o s e s his raw g u t s for a s o n g . Fraud would have liked Lou. 1972. "...wk "with tthe draft Ibreathing In 10*79 k „ -1.-.I. ..Li iheavily ii.. down my neck." Barton left Albany and went to New York City seeking a career in acting. He received a scholarship to the Alvin Ailey American Dance Center and expanded his dancing skills. He was casi in plays off' Broadway and did regional theatre at the McCarter Theatre in New Jersey and the American Theatre in Washington. D.C. • There were commercials, a part In a "Kojak" episode, hosting public television's "Black Theatre in America" program and a role In the movie Myra Breckenrldge. In his first Broadway show. Tlie Poison Tree, he played a deranged schizophrenic. When Barton walked into an audition for the Broadway production ol Timbuckiu. he was given the part of M'Ballah by director Geoffory Holder without saying a word. Barton was on Broadway for almost a year and then went on the show's national lour until 1978. Barton directed several off-Broadway i .1 1. ,,.,.. ~-. .1 .Village t.n shows including Killing Time at. the Gate in 1976. He returned to Albany in 1979 to direct Morris Hill's Cauorlln' Willi (lie Whanons at the Empire State Plaza Performing Arts Center. "Now. 1 feel 1 have more of an artistic statement to make as a dnector," Barton said. Interested in attending Yale for a Masters of Fine Arts In directing, he called Albany Stale seeking his transcript, Albert Asermely, head of the Division of Performing Arts, offered Barton credit to complete his Bachelors degree if he would direct a play. Barton explained that he chose Killing Time because it is a "chronicle. It's history that a lot of us have lived and can make a comment o n . It's sort of cliche but you really have to know where you've been to know where you're going and this play does that." The play Is composed of scenes, each of which examine a period In American history between 1865 and the 1970's. It displays the 1 «... . *of * ^ ^ black .. comedy, politics and. tragedy Americans In each lime period. Barton bridges the scenes by using sound collages. As characters exit, they see others from the next time period entering. "It's a look forward and a look back all the way through," Barton said When Barton was In Killing Time at the Village Gate In 1976 the final scene on the politics of Black organizations In the early 1970's left the audience uncomfortable. "This play ended right where we were. The statement made was too close to the time we were In. Barton thinks the play will be more timely now since contemporary audiences can be ob jeclive about It, looking back, "I think the main thing that happens with all these people (characters) Is that they survive, Barton said. He admits the characters look to the past and contends the play is optimistic since they go on to fight against future o d d s . * 7 • \S S O 1 1 his counselor's advice, he began searching for a play to direct. Barton chose Tambourines of Glory by Langston Hughes and began a six month rehearsal period with his , large cast of 30. This was his firsl directing experience. his albums. But what he loves or how his sentimental ventures end are usually not standard topics in other love songs. On Berlin, Lou explored S & M affairs from both sides of the whip. A n d on "The B e d " Lou loses his love to death via a razor blade. "I'm Waiting For My Man" I doubt needs any explanation. conceit, this is experience from someone who's been around a.while. It's pride in doing something good, it's love and passion and a life. I hope Lou doesn't mind me saying so, but he's hit the right vein with this album. It Is very good tind he knows it.» But Lou Is older now (the album cover Is' proof of that), and wiser through experience. He knows how to handle love and on "Keep Away," after bending and bending to save a one-sided relationship, Lou cuts out. "Love Is Here to Stay" is Lou's affirmation of the theory that opposltes attract: "II qels proven every day." just ffolkes Action. I With love still very much in mind on "Think It Over," L o u sings of a panacea marlage. This Is not surprising since Lou became a married man just a short while ago. Reported to have cleaned up from his heroin days, Lou has found a new drug to sing about — alcohol. "The Power of Positive Drinking" covers everything alcohol is supposed to do to you and ends with a die-hard bar man's promise to die with a drink in hand. "So Alone" is Lou's attempt to pity the plight of the bachelor. Lou. suffers through an evening of apologizing, humbling himself, dancing, and ERA rather than spend the night alone. Mr. Lou In Daniel Barton returned to Albany -State University last January to finish the bachelors degree he began here 12 ','jars ago. He will be receiving his degree (or directing [le University Theatre production of Lesley ;'s Killing Time, which is currently running 1 the PAC Arena Theater tonight, tomorrow, nd Sunday at 8:00 p.m. I "I never really thought of an alternative to heatre. I don't know what else I could do. It night sound pretty pitiful but it's true." Barton bnfessed. Hane Fox Growing Up With Lou Backed by the same tight band used on his last few albums, Reed comes across with the strained passion o( someone who knows, someone who's been there. This is life as lived by Lou Reed. Page 9a Killing Time a t Albany I rofessional actor, dancer aand director ictor dancer n d dirprtnr I His first professional play was at the Buffalo ludio Arena. "I was In a production of yrano de Bergerac with George Grizzard and by Schelder. I was In high school then, and on of just kept going." | H e began college at Buffalo State University nd transferred here as one of the first Educapnal Opportunity Program students. • " W h e n I came here, and I'm not kidding, when you saw another black student it was like Hoots," Barton joked. Cant You Reed Ince his introduction into the musicworld, via the art-rock group Velvet <Jndeiground,'Lou Reed has been In the public eye. By looking at, and singing about life, no matter how cruel or seamy it is, Lou earned the fitting title "Godfather of Punk." While the| music has changed, the attitude | has always i mained the Sound & Vision Barton's Back f I t ' s Only R©ck n*Roll If) • tAspects t never ceases to amaze me. The PR geniuses who package movies never seem to have any Idea of who they're packaging Ihem for. This is definitely the case with ffolkes, which Is being advertised as being basically a James Bond movie. Which It isn't, despite starring Roger Moore. Nonetheless, the posters show Roger Moore as a giant straddling an oil rig with beautiful women climbing up his legs as he holds a cat and a champagne glass, totally unaware of them. The radio ads say "jfolkes . . . he doesn't need a license to kill." Jim Dixon None of this has anything to do with the movie in the theatre, ffolkes is not an action movie, if the definition of an action movie Is a film which uses large amounts of violence to hold the audience, ffolkes would be better sold as a suspense thriller, which is more In line with what it really is. There is some action, but not enough to please most James Bond fans. The title cut, "Growing Up In Public," is a look at people. Lou tells about all kinds of people and how they deal with us and how we're always caught in the middle, left to deJ e n d ourselves, "with our pants down." The music of Lou Reed's studio albums has never come close to the power ot his live In fact, the idea of hijackers holding a huge albums; there have been.at least three, and ocean oil rig for ransom isn't world-shaking this album is not much of an exception. While enough for Bond fans who have literally seen most of the tunes are catchy, and listenable, their hero save the world In the last couple of the most distinct sound Is the driving beat sup- outings. It may Intrigue audiences at the moplied by bassist Ellard Boles and drummer ment, who can see some coincidental Michael Suchorsky. But still It Is his voice, cut- similarities to recent events In other parts of ting above all Instruments, straining to make the world, us comprehend his songs; "realism Is the key J' "Stand on Ceremony" Is such a song, Spitting ffolkes Is the hero who's out to stop the the words out, Lou sounds like he's going to apolitical hijackers, who, led by Anthony grab you out of your room and take you to his Perkins, are only out for money, (They never mother's deathbed. explain why (folkes Insists on spelling his name with all lower-case letters)1: (folkes Is the leader O n 7'aJce No Prisoners when Lou says " I of a group of underwater commandos who don't need anybody to tell me I'm good, I know I'm g o o d , " he Isn't kidding. But this Isn't Vhave been conveniently rehearsing for just j.-i'.'.'.'.-.'.'.'.' • I.'.U.III.I.I'I I'tf^tHII >!• •!• fSJOn opening night, the actress with the leading role didn't show up. •$He had no choice. " I played her part and got rave reviews," said 6'5", 190 pound Barion. SBr^'umerous shows followed all under the direction of energetic Barton, f;"! got a lot out of the theatre department (materials, facilities) because they are willing to let me do what I thought needed to be done. People were aware there was a black theatre up here. We really did a lot of plays," Barton said. Referring to his college experience in the early '70's, Barton said, "It was a time of many demands. I was one of the students that took over the administration building and chained doors." The Afro-American Studies Department was Instituted at this time and Barton helped write the charter for It. D a n i e l B a r t o n is d o i n g m o r e t h a n k i l l i n g t i m e i n h i s r e t u r n e n g a g e m e n t at t h e P A C . H e ' « l o o k i n g back o n B l a c k h i s t o r y . A d v e n t u r e . Fun. Sun. A n d Noore such an event for months. One of the most delightful things about this (llm is, believe it or not, Roger Moore. Though 1 still refuse to concede any acting ability on Moore's part, he's good as ffolkes. Maybe because ffolkes Is so different from Bond he seems to put more into it. ffolkes is a mlsogynyst, first of all. Feminists.may be offended, but 1 found this easier to stomach than the recent trend of having 007 such a condescending playboy that everyone in the theatre's offended, ffolkes is more honesl about his feelings, ffolkes also isn't a wlseass. In fact he has no sense ol humor at all. Like mos! people with no sense of humor, he's actually funny if you stop lo think aboul It. Moore pulls it off well, and I was Impressed. The film's biggest problem is that ffolkes is ..off-screen too much In the early part ol the movie, where the film spends much of its time developing the hijackers who aren't all that in^ K s t l n g . The hijackers are predominantly Jierican, and the writer is British, and the lull Is a lot of dialogue written In cliches, pthony Perkins gets some genuinely bad "Welcome to our little clambake, A d lal," for example.) Jnce past this, director Andrew V , lLaglen builds up a lot of suspense lo make l l o r lost time. The last half hour of the film is l y good moviemaking In Ihe old-fashioned Idillon of pitting the hero against the clock, "here's a bomb Involved of course — would l u have It any other way?) •Interestingly, McLaglen Is best-known as an Jlon director, whose last couple of films have len macho epics like 77ie Lasl Hard Men and lie Wild Geese. His films are usually rated R i d are bloody as hell, ffolkes Is rated PG, there is> Isn't all that explicit. Not until the climax does he pull out the stops. When he does it's exciting and well-done. (The performance of ffolkes' commandos should really bring out some envy in Ihe Joint Chiefs of Staff.) ffolkes also features a good supporting performance by James Mason, whom I've always liked, and top-calibre photography by Tony Imi, a British cinematographer I've never heard of, but who's good, ffolkes is a generally entertaining and well-produced film, whose faults are easy to overlook. (Except (or a couple o( shots done in miniature that look it and one terrible special effects explosion that looked pitiful. On the other hand, there are some excellent special effects to balance it out.) This looks to be a summer of action movies and the like, but if most of them aren't worse than ffolkes, I doubt loo many movie-goers will complain. Expected on the screen this summer are a number of westerns, including The Mountain Man, with Charlton Heslon; The Long Riders, which stars David, Keith and Robert Carradine, Dennis and Randy Quald, and James and Stacey Keach; and Tom Horn, with Steve McQueen. Burl Reynolds will be seen In Rough Cut and Smokey and the Bandit II. Robert Redford will play a progressive prison warden In Brubuker. Clint Eastwood will continue his trend of self-parody In Bronco Billy. And Peter Benchley's latest best-seller, The Island will hit theatres in June, just in time to scare you out of the water again, with or without a shark. Christmas II may find ihe audience has been .glutted. By far the two musi interesting projects coming out lllis sutnmei are Stanley Kubrick's 77ie Shining, based on Stephen King's bestselling novel. This maiks Jack Nicholson's overdue teturn lo the big screen. A n d Woody Allen's new film, still unlitled, should be out sometime this summei There should be something for almost anyone. If not, there's always the drive-ins where you can ignore the movie and still get your money's worth. Anyway, this Is the last Issue, and hence my last piece. In closing, I'd like to thank a lot of peojjle — especially the editors, who gave me this job and the fiee passes that go with it But there are other people, people who aren't on the ASP stafl, lo whom I also owe a debt of gratitude. At the top ol that list are all the podlaters who didn't lell me what an asshole I was for nol liking Die Rose. There weren't a lot of them, but I appreciated those there were. I'd like to thank a lot of professors who didn't try lo find out how they could get some free PR for their pet projects. And I'd like to thank all the theater managers who didn't slam their doors In my face even after a dozen bad reviews In a row. Most of all, to all the SUNYA students and faculty who just read what 1 had to say and ap predated the fact that what I said was after all only one man's opinion, it was fun writing for jor exception Is The Empire Strikes Back, you. If you enjoyed reading any of It as much opening this month, which is the (irst In an ex- as I enjoyed writing It, It was worth it for all of Notably, there's a distinct shortage o( pected series of Star Wars sequels. Empire us. A n d If anyone wants lo go see a movie after science fiction coming out, as greedy and In- should either revitalize the sagging genre, or It ept producers have milked the genre (ar more may kill II entirely. When Dlno Delaurentls' commencement, there should be a matinee at super-expensive Flash Gordon opens .at Ihe Cine 1-2-3-1-5-6. . . . » fresn'.t.have.moth..violence.In.It,.and what J.quickly than I'd thought possible. The one maiT'llJ H UITTTTT *&eg3* ^.^iSiif>MMmm>*attatt^am Page 10a Aspe< Fiction Ispecfs Ronna Mandel Quincy and Bro. James D I A L O I: Contrary to popular opinion, the human race will survive. It has to. There just exists some Illogical assumption that for some unknown reason, mankind will continue. It's enough of a vagueness for Individuals to press on with blind hope, for blind hope leads to Ideas, ideas solve problems, and problems can disappear. 2 : How do we know this? 1 : Well, like the birds that move through the sky for winter's retreat, and like the snows that follow and are followed by the following springs, the returning birds march back to victory, and it feels as if the conquering of winter was equal to the survival of the human race. 2 : But there Is a beauty in winter itself, as well as everything in life that we can touch, see, feel, imagine, or believe In. So the survival of man means the survival of all. For beauty may exist outside of us, but we have the power to destroy it. 1 : It is not so much that we who are alive will in our own small way pass through this life, for all people do that, but rather that we recognize life as a boundless wonder whose images take us up upon a magic carpel to the land of dreams. To destroy that wonder, to even attempt it, goes against every natural law that ever created itself mil ol the ways of reality. Fearing nothing and loving everything, this life demands that we put aside our facades of self-pity and put on the invisible masks of spiritual bliss. Our Joyous vibrations r.uliate from the core of our values and dissimulate the "live force." So You Want f o Go To Europe? a positive outlook. An outlook not only about life, but also about ourselves. This is an Interface that all must face which separates the real and the unreal. 1 : We are a nation of prunes pretending to be grapes with a glandular problem. And grapes are of the sun but prunes give one the runs, so^keep your Insides undone by steering clear of the vile one. Is that OK? 2 : But contrary to popular opinion, the human race will survive. I just feel it in the wind, in the thoughts.of my tomorrows and my grandchildren's kin, in the boughs of time, the crests of the waves of progress, the ends of the very world. Call me not a rank optimist, bui a realist. For if you can call me that, then you can believe that. 1; Without regard for the song, the player must carry the tune, so it is also with us as we face our lodays alone. By ourselves but not isolated, it is like the drop that makes a river, but the river can never make a drop We were not intended to be products pre-packaged, like horse droppings of poor stature swept up in a confining stable, packaged, and sold, and pushed with the falseness of the gliltei boys from Madison Ave We are not to be vuinns of any sort of con game on any level, only victims of our own hearts and minds We cannot rely on the sources of so-called strength that deplete the world with destruction any1 dread and war. These are not the things to rely o n . hut rather things to rely on only as a sort of permanent balance, an issue lo fight, a cause to rally against, a disease to cure. Rather we must rely on constants, such as goodness (I should like to think it is) and the need for brotherhood and love which makes us men and women and not fancy apes. 2 : Take no heed of the call of this world, for only the wind brings with it the rain and the snow. The wind seeks no home as it comes to rest upon us all, both large and small, imparting all it has to offer, asking only to be heeded as a friend instead of a foe. And the wind leaves again, whether you've befriended it or not, whether you've heeded It or not, whether you've been a victim of it or a lover of it. And we exist with Ihe wind, between its currents, within them, and we don't see it but we know it's there and that docsn't-scare us. 1 : So what of those forces, those "live forces?" Can they not exist too, also invisible, but also powerful enough to fell a tree? Or plant one? This article is not geared towards individuals like my brother who ask, "Will I be able to plug in my blower everywhere and watch TV?" Rather, it is aimed at those who can go au natural and kiss the tube good-bye (at least for several weeks). I am taking this opportunity to pass on some notes 1 have gathered while travelling, for I believe that even Arthur and Hope Frommer failed to stress some important information in their biggie, Europe on Ten Dollars a Day (now up to fifteen dollars a day). If this is going to be your first time travelling around the Continent and Great Britain. I envy you. But all the while I may be jealous of the wild adventures thnt await you. I can happily write this story in the comfort of my apartment. You shall see that student travel is not a first class deal, not would it be half as challenging if it were. Let me explain. The trains in Spain move slower than a grounded plane. and when they did move quickly, they were full of soldiers and there was no room to sit. You can pay extra for a fastei train, but they only leave at certain times and the schedules can get very confusing. That's why in Spain one should allot oneself some extra emergency time. 1 left about two days leeway for stalled, or late trains, Such preparation kept my itinerary Intact. Making estimates to the hour are virtually impossible in a country where trains could run from one-half to several hours late, and that's no exaggeration. Diana Nyad could have swum from Barcelona l o Malaga quicker than it I took me by rail, i Greece Is another winner. I loved the place, really 1 did, [ b u t the transportation Is in dire need of modernization. The f trains were crowded when I was there and so I was advised I to make reservations in advance. Once on the train, my I reservation was disregarded. The conductor did not want to g b e checking tickets, he wanted to be dancing and drinking Oozo. So did I. The buses were a much cheaper, faster, and more scenic way to travel. The small towns the buses go through can often be mure interesting than the final destlna t Hon. The rest stops are fun because riders all run out for ten i minutes to grab a bite and everyone returns with the same 'purchases, except everyone has paid a different price. The Greek merchants tend to keep a penny or two', but if you notice you have-been gypped, they will kindly return the .change. When you are not watching your cash, someone "else is, •; One other final note on Greece, which also could apply lo "Morocco, before 1 move on. Don't let anyone fast talk you InHo buying anything, be it hash pipes or an excursion ticket for ladies under thirty only. I say be wary because even (ravel agents can rook you for all your spending money. I paid for a .boat ticket once for a ride that went from Brindlsi (southern .Italy) to Corfu (a Greek Island). When I boarded the liner late one evening, keen on some sleep, 1 was told that rny ticket • d i d not allow me use of a cabin as I had been led to believe it •'would. Naturally I had to shell out for extra cash if 1 desired I that bunk (the captain said travellers checks would he fine!). ! 1 : Touch me not with your glass bottom boats of deceit, your chairs in the chamber of terrors. These are the lukewarm utterances of limp minded humanoids, without the spark of life that consumes the plastic mold of the toy sheep we've all become. 2 ; Hey mister, how come your dog doesn't like my dog, or is it just the poor manners of its master showing? Or would you rather I just used you as bait on a hook, sunk Into the groin of defeat, missing out as the search for love moves from a post-mortem of feat to a proclamation and a reaffirmation "f I'm now close to a peak of a mountain. I've been climbing this mountain for a very long time. Floods have come and' washed me back down — but yet, sometimes, they were mere sprinkles. Illusion's in my mind. I'd stop climbing. Be to the point where I'd feel I'll climb no more. But always there's a thought: A feeling within me that says "I must conquer, make that peak, get on the never ending road to learning and living. For below me lies a desert of emptiness, Darkness and Death. The thirst of a need for something to support my life. On the other side of this mountain lies paradise, beautiful flowers, all waiting to be discovered; new things to learn, to love, and to understand. and in this vast confusion of things, I'll find ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ my way — or maybe 1 die in sorrow I I I I I [ t | I I 2 : As the books open, and the mouths close, the day begins, but we can find no answer by noon, so we take a break to reflect upon the morning only to find that answers abound and there exists no reason to lock up our hearts behind the walls of indifference, like the weakminded souls who take to the road of happiness as if it were a cure all for the sickness that kills the womb, cuts off the balls, and aborts the feelings of us a l l . * 2 : But what is this "live force?" Is it Ihe look between lovers when a falling star erupts at a moment of climax? Is it the oneness that some people call God? Is it you and me and every interaction of that Imaginable? Or is it the force of evil loo, alive, a force, a live force? Will you tell me? Will you tell me how I can experience it, or is that as obvious as the sun that tans the faces of beautiful children who experience it every day? A Journey For A l l , "Bob Hoiborok Completed By Some Page 11a Surulual Guide Fools' Paradise -Rania Bratberg Stark reality is harsh Much more than it seems So we reach for an escape But it is too easy . . . and too pleasurable. Our minds become distorted images, The false reflections seem vivid and lifelike But often they hurt And sometimes they i destroy * Several days later, ready to leave Corfu, I discovered I would I | I | be unable to leave the island by boat for Alliens because I had not purchased a ticket for Athens in Italy. The Corfu travel agents said they were not under the jurisdiction to sell me a seat on the liner once 1 had arrived in Greece, No one ever said anything vaguely related to the need for advance reservations straight through to Athens before 1 attempted to go there. Stranded In Corfu? No, 1 managed to go the local bus to fishing boat to bus to train route, all in ihe same time it took the liner. Now 1 touch lightly on Morocco since being dramalii Is never a suitable way to deal with Ihls country in North My compa America. Be prepared 1o ride buses in Mo nlans and 1 were told there were traili stall. ins in inai l y of I h e towns, but 1 never had the lime lo searcl i Mm H I ! , in buses ate a nip in themselves! Old syphllllil . one •eyed m e r i , s m o k Ing kief In pi[)es as long as theli armiS, lod,• l l i e l nisei, j u s l (or Ihe sake of st imelhlng li , d o People wave' •lasll lebi ises p u t lered past, a resl in Ihe di slam i The aim o s p h e r e Is lazy and most eve ryone von meel gets hlgli . M o s t everyone yot l meet will IIV lo sell yol i hasl also. espi • c i a l l y l l . lid. drinking ihe hash del is where II 's graal lo | lis! sll mini lea and soaking u| i l h e amblai The horde i guards at e o n official i lain n i Ihe ,ISS 1 tried io cross into Mi n o , , , , (roi n Ceula, a ' ipanls I I I ok »ny i n North inn a! Ihe crossing Afiii-a with siJ I W CanacMan friends II said, "All G inadians, ikay A i cans, (org< i i i . you all d come here |c • smoke ha . h a n d . i n In gh."l orelg neis sei lo love Ihe Canadlai i travellers a n d slnglied i nil Ihe Americans at , trouble, a ad lobjeclei 1 Allei a haIf ho ur or so of frantic plei idlng (the Emaids need t hen li II of that, li »i),Mr. Tough Huy relented ai id lei lis | i , ISS A s we h a m led QUI packs foi ins| lection, I h eardtheblg man 1ihout, "N< , Dutch, no American s, only Cat adlane Hie resl oI v o u , g o b ackand wall." 1 leave ihediscussion of Morocco to inn oduci t F r a lie,-, Il's good id have an Idea ol ihe French langut ige w' l e n | plngio foi a -i e m e stel so 1 elthet Mor,,,, o o i I ram •i' 1 lived lii 1, . , . . 1 1 . .,,. 'lied leal on Bpi ike .1 ](t| ol | li'll, li and iraVi a no v. kends, tpl TheSNCF II rench N alloual Hall) is elll i lelll i i n d | i spin second Willi an Inin kail, one I an h i a <ui<\ /oom oui ol town.1 heard froi ii frlei ids Ih at 111e 1 mail mu^tjiejitarnpeti befoie [maiding .i nam and that'', a detail 1 considered when choosing the InterRail as my means of travel. Usually the country you're interested In travelling through offers a pass for train rides, but 1 am not familiar with all the facts concerning costs and length of these. Hitchhiking In France is a luxurious change from stuffy train cars. Kind people pick up American students and frequently engage in conversation about crime in New York obviously this occurs when it's evident you're American 1 remember one time (ailing asleep in the back seat while my friend Diane tried -desperately to stay awake and chat up front with the driver, 1 wasn't woken up until we had arrived -it out destination. The gentlemen even offered us some lunch he had in a bag. and told us to be careful when we "[-'aire du Hitch-Hiking" again. Telling hltchers to be careful is always necessary, although the incident of crime on the roads in European countries is so slim compared to that of the U.S., where 1 would avoid hitching even in a one horse town. Another time Diane and 1 were picked up by Mark and Michelle as we left Belgium for Luxembouig. This young couple, dressed in jeans and driving a battered-up Volvo, invited my Iriend and I to a wedding in the country. We got there and realised it was a posh party with the (our of us dressed like stable hands of the seventeenth century manor house. The bride and groom made us leel welcome as we dined on pate, champagne, caviar, and pastries. It is wild how hitching in Europe promotes many memorable experiences, while elsewhere it is not always the case. On the highways, the truckers In Fi.it or Merecedes rigs stop and pick up hitchers because they enjoy the company, even if the liitchers do not speak a word of the native tongue. You may even gel lucky and get taken l o lunch at a truckstop, where the food is often better than a home rooked meal. On a less positive note are the trains in Italy, ' l i n y resembled diners on wheels, packed with passengers eating Iheir way down the line. The whole system appeared to be so haphazardly organized I imagined the ticket clerks saying, " O h , you wanna go to Koine? Well, maybe (rain arrive soon, 1 say. Maybe." When ihe train finally does pull into the station, finding out the track number becomes anothei ordeal One time my girlfriends Steffi, Amy, and Karen, were on a train bound for Florence (Flrenze), I mention this Incident ( because It deals with a situation quite common among nonItallan speaking travellers. Steffi decided lo roam the train just as It departed from one of its stops along the way to Flrenze, Suddenly she realized her car had detached from I h e others, ready lo move on to parts unknown. The conductor never told her to run for it, but she did, Racing madly, Steffi looked like an outlaw as she tried to hop onto the moving train. This woman made a mistake by not asking if her car and all the others were headed for Florence. Sometimes the individual cars are not marked on the outside with the familiar white destination signs In this event, it becomes necessary to ask, otherwise you may go to Sl( ily while your friends roll on to Rome. Before describing the United Kingdom, where 1 also lived for a semester, I wish to remark briefly aboul Swiss, Austrian, and Yugoslavian trains. The Swlss.trains ran as smoothly as a Swiss watch. Most of the people In Switzerland spoke German, but the French-speaking Swiss I encountered were helpful in finding me a warm car where I could pull the seat out into a bed. It took a lot of effort to pretend I was In a hotel room when three other people were lying next to me, some with their feet in my face. Often trains are so crowded you will be forced to lay out on the floor as 1 once did, gasping from the foul smell of Gaulois cigarette butts. One thing 1 noticed In Europe was that everyone seemed to smoke, and they indulged excessively aboard trains. Travelling through Yugoslavia on a 42-hour train ride could never be considered a pleasant experience. 1 sat next to my friend Karen and bitched to her through the entire journey. Otto, a Yugoslavian student educated in Australia, Irritated me for at leasl thirty hours by smoking. Rules for no smoking are not enforced. It's a tough-luck-Charlie kind of feeling for the non-smoker on these occasions. A woman who would not offer us any food had the nerve to put her head on Karen's shouldei and go to sleep. I looked more outraged than Karen because this woman also never stopped talking until her eyes closed. All this would not happen In Great Britain. There's a story about smoking on British trains and it begins with a cabin of three fine men sitting in a non-smoking car. Soon a lunatic enters and begins jumping wildly, trying to avert the men's eyes from their London Times. Next he starts ripping and shredding the British Rail seats and shouting crazy words. Not an eyelid blinks. He pulls away their papers, Nothing, He slaps someone. No response. Frustrated, he reaches for a cigarette and goes to light up. "Sorry," the men say, "No smoking please." The British Rail is another efficient system I encountered after those of France, Switzerland, and Germany Schedules (timetables) are easy to read and there are usually no delays. Bui, like in most British homes, not too much attention Is placed on healing the cars and I wonder If this Is reverse in summer, Crossing the channel by hovercraft or gnlng to Ireland by boat can he plenty of fun — on two dramamines. If the water is too rough, boats can be postponed or cancelled. However, I had the rotten luck lo be on a rocky ride on my way to Dublin for Saint Patty's day, 1 don't think I ever left the ladies room. Though such uncomfortable situations do arise, for the most part excursions throughout the U.K. have been highly rated by those fortunate enough lo travel overseas. Friends who have hitched have been feasted In Wales, housed In Scotland, and enlertained in Ireland. So, do you still want to go to Europe? Since you'll spend half your time away In some mode of transportation, It is Important as a prospeclive traveller that you gain some enlightenment regarding the many possible obstacles. If you now know to look for fold out beds on trains, act weird to discourage other passengers from crowding your cabin, or close the lights and curtains and feign sleep, then ypu are ready to hit the road. y ... ., • .'-.-' - • • ' . , - - - . - ' ' • • ' < Concert Corner TRIVIA T . M E « € O N « R T CORNER•CROSSWORd'Loqic J . B . Scott's May 9 May 13 May 14 May 15 May 16 May 18 May 22 , Glens Fall* C C May 15 SPAC June 14 June 24 Puzzle Movie TIMET AME • FANTASTIC FOUR• WCDB • PAC Aspects Page 12a May 9, 1 9 8 0 Albany Stale Silent Movie Cinema CONTINUED 7:30. 10:00 Films follow life. Maybe, H o l l y w o o d will rediscover romance. After all, In T H E HOSE, Belle Midler lets herself look really a w f u l , degraded, and Incoherent. This is the kind other people fall In love wilh In real life, while In " r e e l " life, the same person b o l t s great, w o n d e r f u l , a n d wise even while dying from booze or from an overdose. 7:30, 10:00 7:30, 10:00 A u t u m n Sonata Sunburn Cine 1 2 3 4 5 6 Little Darlings Coalmlner's Daughter Lady and the T r a m p Kramer vs. Kramer Chapter T w o Fifth Floor Rocky I lorror Picture S h o w Fox C o l o n i c All Thai Jazz Little Miss Marker Madison Apocalypse N o w Mohawk Mall Kramer vs. Kramer Squeeze Play Night Games i UA H e l l t n a n Where ihe Buffalo Ro 2 1 3 4 5 12 19 22 25 28 • 31 32 . 16 B l •F 7 40 •• 43 46 ftJCDB) 91B) 7:00, 9:00 8:00, 10:00 7 30, 9 30 New — Jazz on the weekends — Saturday and Sunday, 5-8 p.m. Front Row Center — Live — Saturday, 8 p.m. 7:30,9:30 8 9 10 11 15 16 IB 20 |23 •• • *r• •• 21 27 30 33 34 •42 44 1 45 48 1 • 50 51 53 35 38 " P 54 • 56 55 e) Edfl ard .lull us C( lie, i.ii i Cross Reference — Music from the Third W o r l d , S u n d a y , 2-7 p.m. Blast from the Past — 8-11 p.m. Notes from the Underground — 11 p.m. - 1 a.m. This week TRIVIA TIME pays a visit to the world of Doonesbury. Here's your chance to test your knowledge as you contemplate the summer. (Special thanks to D a v i d B e r g s t e l n , K e v i n F e e , and M i c h a e l Fuchez.) Adios. 1. Who gave Zenker his first joint? 2. Where Is Mike from? 3. For what holiday did Mike need a date a year In advance? 4. What number Is Jimmy Thudpucker's sweatshirt? 5. Who did Mao mistake Duke lor when they met? 6. What was Joanie's husband's name? 7. How many years was Zonke-r a junior in college? H. What are the names of Duke's dobermans? 9. What Is Michael Dooneshury's younger brother's name? 10. Why did B.D. enlist In flghl in Vietnam? ACROSS 14 47 49 7:00,9:15 7:00,9:15 Should we turn to live theater? In N I G H T A N D D A Y . Maggie Smith tints with love a n d liaisons. She Is brittle hut witty and wise. She seems In have even more lun ill Imagined romances than in the real t h i n g . ,3 29 36 39 In PROMISES I N T H E D A R K , she dies non-vloleritly, without violins, without voyeurism, hut romantically. This "she" Is riot Belle but another Wrong w o m a n But lust to make sure that this transition was not l o o abrupt, Marsha Mason puis In a h a n d - m e - d o w n role strai'jhl out o l T V A F f E R N O O N L O V E - A - D O C T O R reruns. 7:00, 9:40 ! 17 • 7:00,9:00 7:15. 9:40 7:00, 8:45 7:20, 9:30 6:40,9:10 7:00, 9:00 12:00 j 42 Cocksure 43 Lay the line du 1 Struggled for air 44 "Bel Mir Schoen" 7 "Sound of Music" family name 45 Sheet music notations 12 Instruction from 46 New York campus Jack LaLanne initials 13 Passover book 47 Trading centers 17 "i\ Born" 40 P a r t o f CPA ( a b b r . ) 18 Qui Id castles in 49 Walk the air 51 P a r t o f a p r i n t i n g 19 Taro root press 20 Efforts 21 Hurt 53 Even a score ?2 Give (care) (2 w d s . } 23 Nebraska Indians 54 Play the market 24 KJlnd of shoppe 55 R e l a t i v e o f 25 J — tennis Anopheles 26 Prohibitionists 56 Noah and, Wal l a c e 27 Madison Avenue employees DOWN 20 Andy Capp's missis 29 Disappointed 1 U.S.0, frequenters expression 2 Waiting room 30 Like or that 3 31-Across film (2 wds.) (4 wds.) 31 F a m i l i a r TV p r o f i l e 4 Absolve (2 w d s . ) 5 Thomas Stearns 36 Car 6 French preposition 37 Hoopster A r c h i b a l d 7 31-Across film, 30 Deer "The — " 39 Thompson or Hawkins 0 Car accessories 41 Hruba Ralston 9 James and Tommie 10 Annual links tourneys 11 " Joey" 14 31-Across f i l m (4 w d s . ) 15 N i t r o g e n compound 16 The face t h a t launched 1,000 ships 20 Pentateuch 22 Romeo 24 L i k e "To 6 S k y l a r k " 26 Dumbbell 27 " . . . e x c l a i m drove o u t o f s i g h t " 29 R a t i o n 30 Official proceedings 32 Devastate 33 Queen of Hearts' specialty 34 Qlt of politeness 35 Tavern inventory 39 "The Rise of Lapham" 40 "Once upon ..." 41 Its own reward 42 tfecord protector 44 Bleated 45 Part of a play 47 French miss (abbr.) 50 Miss Hagen 51 Lie 52 Football positions (abbr.) CW7.i-tr f he Aspects IO most popular r e t o r t s to t h e question •> " A n d w h e r e is your paper?** Marshall Tucker Boz Scaggs by Vincent A i e l l o by Howard P. Alvlr. Ph.D. T o w e r East C i n e m a • Cheap Trick Trivia Time The Logic Puzzle Movie Timetable V a. O » (A (A e L w Answers to last week None Shazam 4 Mouse Yellow • Uncle Alice the Goon Tess Truehart RiVerdale Flash Gordon This Is the last ASP of the year, so there are no personals to give away. Answers to this quiz will be available upon request. PAC Events May PAC Events May 9-11, 8:00 p.m.; May 11, 2 30 p.m. (matinee), Arena Theatre — Killing Time. M a y 9 , 8 : 3 0 p . m . . Main Stage - T h e May 9, 8 : 3 0 p . m . . Page Hall Weekend. May 15, 10:00 a.m., Recilal Hall Mint College Kaslle. A W B 0 N n w ii 0 0 s II 1!•' di 5f f ! :: 1. A r S Bj M I T 0 c A 1. T r r 0 ol L P L E c V 0 It E It N Y M P T M I It A R E T 1 A E R T Ft 1 A M 1. c P S 1, I-: 1: T S 11 A 1. t: Y 0 W , T Y I N G U P THE LOOSE ENDS: urn SHE rs cot/en THE LONG LINE OF A SUPERHEROS THAT Y IS WAITING •>' OUTSIDE OF THE BAXTER 7) Deep beneath the h y a w a t h a . 8) Far above Cayuga's waters. 9) S o m e w h e r e over the r a i n b o w . 10) Right here In m y looseleaf binder m a ' a m . Y e s , 1 d i d m y paper o n time like a g o o d little nerd — n o t like some people I know... ¥ SUITE TO BE IS ASKED TO GO HOME; A FOURTH MEMBER OF THE GROUP IS NO LONGER NEEDED. ROBIN WILL KRF0W THAT FUNCTION. WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS LAST ASP-OF-TIIE-SEMESTEH OPPORTUNITY TO THANK EVERYONE WHO IMS MADE t h e Fantastic Four POSSIBLE AND FUN THESE PAST W0 SEMESTERS. ESPECIALLY: ROBIN BERTHS, JAX BISSEN, _ STU MATMN6A, SCOTT SNYDER. HAL THANKS TO l(ASoLD"aiC"5rERNLrCHT, WITHOUT >M WE WOULD NOT HAVB a£EN IU THE PAPeR t.7--w.-»^.iAr A L L ; Dougt S.M. ! • : Leonard ELYSE SCHIFF T S WPH06RMMED FROrVI THE EXPENSIVE BELIEF 6) O h w o w m a n , like it's generating within the t h o u g h t c e l l s o f m y brain. Farrr o u t . It'; a beautiful daulLooe, Series, It A i u t: T it 1. M A N 1; r. 1) T II A R A it 0 u i: ti R T It 0 Y B t N A II U S s D N i: R B s '1 A M M I S T i: H 1 A 0 T s t: NB II A T s N n A T M i; A I II i T B i; N i; r. A N P. 1. i C s y N c s M s Y IS i. 1 4) Y o u m e a n it's today? 5) Ask Stu M a t r a n g a , H e made m e stay late at the A S P , so 1 couldn't,(Inish It. Ml.. Lecture J 0 A D -pi Dear Mom, Happy Mother's Day, Love Stu. Deal M u s Morn, Thanks for the cake and breadstlcks. Love, Rob WATCH %n us I N r u e FALL- UMPCK A MEV A/AME! ASP vs. SA! Dearest Student Association, You have one final chance to prove your strength, effectiveness, and integrity . . . on the ballfield, of course! Monday at 4 p.m., on the fields behind Dutch, be ready for a contest. And you, student body, are officially invited to watch the demolition. We'll supply the players' booze; we want to make the outing as pleasant as possible for the out-of-shape SA team. Til then, Love and Kisses, The ASP Student Plea To SUNYA Faculty Black WITH THE I C t - H A G MENACE ENDED, AUTHORS STEVE AND CHARLIE DECIDE TO PRESENT A COLLAGE OF MATERIAL SELECTED FROM THE FIRST NINETEEN ISSUES OF Th« Fantastic Four. Dear V l n , A r n o l d , A n d y , D i a n e , B e t h , M a r y , D e b b y , Beveruryck, and the rest of S U N Y A , I've had one helluva great three years here. Let's do it again sometime. It's been real, S e t h D e a r Barry, W E LOVE Y O U VERY M U C H . Good luck In grad school. Love alwaya, 2 0 9 . To Ihe Editor: Unfortunately there must be a candidate who loses in a Student Association. Unfortunately, because no on loses in a Student Association election, students merely select a platform which is more akin to the way they would like to see policy implemented. Gary Schatsky, Jane Sidoti, Jeremy Carlson, Jim Castro-Blanco, Frank Baitman, and Dean Betz, thank you. Thank you for bringing up ideas which students wanted to hear. You too made a promise to students. You promised them that you would continue to Tight for their rights and students supported you for that; don't let them down. There are many who say SA is a clique. It's not a clique if you students along wilh those people who supported you get involved. Student Association is in need of all Ihe help it can get. You arc the force which drives it. To those who hate SA, it's time to make your feelings known. Sue Gold has promised to open SA up and you should be at the head of the line waiting to open it up. It's a new a d m i n i s t r a t i o n which has made some new promises and it's your opportunity to become part of it. To those who have worked for winning campaigns, remember, utilize all your resources. Your candidate promised we students an opportunity to be heard; force her to keep that promise. There is much work that needs to be done and many accomplishments which have yet to take form but we can do it if we work together. Our strength lies in our numbers as united students. Let Student Association work for you next year with your help, guidance, and your support. Upwards and Onwards, Ira Somach Steven Topal University Chorale. The Fantastic Four 1) It's going t h r o u g h m y clog's digestion process. uneonsciously, as a home. Slowly, but unstoppably, the spirit of the city will revert back to what it was four years ago,'simply a place to visit. Similarly is it with S U N Y A . One never really considers hi leaving; so many miles of days act as cushions to the inevitable that it seems like it will never truly occur. You can become so convinced of the detachment o f graduation from the scheme of reality, that, even if you try to convince yourself that after this month it will lie till gone, part of you refuses to understand and accept it. Whether you accept it or not, however, you are picked up by the tide of events, and get washed out through the doors of S U N Y A ' s hallowed halls. " I f you have lived in Albany as a young man, it stays with you, like gum stuck to the sole of your shoe." To The Losers R 2) It's going t h r o u g h m y m o m ' s digestion process. 3) Y o u r guess is as g o o d as m i n e . HI comment Pousette-Dart Band Blood, Sweat, and Tears Blotto Todd Hobln Band James Montgomery Manhattan Transfer Buddy Rich xfifotn, M 0 + (%A* <%*" w o s m brought up Ihe fact that internship guidelines were sent back to committee because students realized it would directly affect the standings of such programs as Medical Technology and Social Welfare. This campus is very progressive, in much of its legislation because it allows students to have a meaningful input in the process. Students don't merely contribute*in councils and committees but they help to actively evaluate legislation on the Senate floor as well.To alienate student participation, by not allowing them to speak on the body which supervises their work, is unethical. Students have two options in pursuit of changes on this campus. They can work within the system, as they currently d o , or they can work outside of the system as they were fore-' ed to do in the sixties. The options are clear to students, but we relinquish to the faculty the mode of student participation they would prefer. We don't think the faculty has spoken. We don't believe that a vote merely cast by a True, students do represent a majority at small minority of the voting faculty is insome Senate meetings, but that's not because dicative of the way you feel. My colleagues and I truly believe that the they overwhelm the faculty, but rather, because students place their role in the gover- faculty appreciates the conscientious effort nance structure of this university as a priori- which students have consistently put out. ty. Students want to be active participants in Students and faculty have worked as equal making and improving the policy thai affects partners in passing legislation which knows no author. them. The issue has but one more forum. TuesTrue, students caucus before Senate meetings, not to collude and plan strategy, day, May 13, 1980, the faculty will have the but to become well informed on the issues. It opportunity to spead out; to say to the is very rare to see a sludcnl who comes to a University and to universities in Ihe future that to alienate student voting tights is not Senate meeting without his packet. Faculty argue that they have been denied the way to accomplish productive change. their only forum on this campus. Unfor- Faculty, we need your help. Please don't tunately, the facts don't back that up. Facul- allow a minority of your spokesmen to ty members control the Senate in two ways, delegate to you and your university how they first, by their majority, and second, by the believe it should be run. Please come to the faculty meeting Tuesfear that students have that they may be day, May 13, at 3:30. A quorum of 237 faculremoved from the Senate at any lime. U n f o r t u n a t e l y , no faculty member ty is needed or your vote will be denied. brought up the fact that CSI 203, originally Please support continued student representaslated as a liberal arts course, almost lost its tion. status. Tills would have caused a revamping Ira Somach Rich Nagle in the Accounting program. This change was Neil Gelfand Steve Topal brought up by a student. N o faculty member Help! Helpl On Wednesday, May 7, 1980 the raculty body, by two votes, decided not to allow the elected student senators to take office as of July I , 1980. It is a misnomer to say that faculty decided the question o f student representation because faculty members didn't have an opportunity to even debate the question fully. Students are blamed for using parliamentary procedure; however, it was a faculty member who called for a quorum when the motion for a 1-year extension for student rights was on the floor. Students are blamed for caucusing before University Senate meetings; however, it was the faculty members who came armed to prevent student representation on the Senate. " We don't think the faculty spoke Wednesday. We think that a small minority of faculty members, unhappy with their lackluster performance at Senate meetings, was fighting back in the only means they knew, denial of open expression. V. editorial [ Blamed For Caring For the first time in twelve years, students have been voted off the University Senate by faculty members (114-112). One-has to wonder what students did to deserve this tally. It couldn't be apathy; student senators show up at three times as many meetings as their faculty counterparts. It couldn't be lack of accomplishments; student senators have generally been effective in guaging student opinion and translating it into coherent voices on the floor. It could be that some faculty members are tired of having to deal with such competence. The University Senate is SUNYA's system of governance: it creates policy which effects all the factions of the university. There is no question faculty members deserve to be on the Senate. They work here. Students go to classes and live here, and they too should have a voice in decisions which affect them. It's only logical. That argument alone is so powerful that all excuses given by faculty opponents fade in comparison. One gets the feeling that students are being punished for being well-organized and competent. Or perhaps for shortcomings of the faculty. When student voices were being quelled in the '60's, rebelling against and attempting to tear down the system became popular. It was not realistic, however, and working through the system was the viable alternative accepted by all factions. Now that students voices have been muffled again, where do we go when there is a problem with University policy? After proving that they could act responsibly for twelve years in an equal forum with faculty, why must students have to fight to be heard once again? If the faculty would like their own independent voice, a suggestion is to form their own association — but when it comes to University policy, it is only fair that students have participation. It is the only way Senate can retain integrity as a truly representative policy-making body. President Vincent O'Leary, who recently pledged support for student participation, has called a faculty meeting to discuss the matter next week. It is essential that all faculty members attend this meeting. To Ihe 112 members who voted for the students, here is a heartfelt word of thanks, Let's hope that many of these other faculty members care enough about this university lo show up and work towards reversing their regrettable decision. Established In 1916 R i c h I. Il.-liar. Editor-in-Chief R o b E. G r u b - n a n , Managing Editor N e w s Editors Laura Florentlno, Sylvia Saunders Associate News Editors Susan Milligan, Beth Sexcr ASPects Editors Sluart Matranga, Bob O'Brlan Associate ASPects Editors Sports Editor Associate Sports Editor Editorial Pages Editor Copy Editor Rith Edelsleln, Ron Levy Paul Schwartz Bob Bellaflore Steven Rolnik A r o n Smith # S t a f f w r l t e r s : Pal Branley, Beth Cammarala, Ken Cantor, Andrew Carroll, Harold D i a m o n d , Judie Elsenbenj. Mark Flschetll, Bruce Fox. Maureen George. Jay Glssen, Ed G o o d m a n , Whitney G o u l d , Eric Gruber, Marc Haspet, Mlchele Israel, Larry K a h n . A m y Kanlor, Douglas K o h n , Debbie Knpt, Ricli Kraslow, Kalhy Perllll. .lell Schadoff, Mnrlan Welsenleld, Mike Williamson Z o d i a c ft P r e v i e w E d i t o r : Carol V. ,1k D e b b i e K o p f , Business Advertising Mansger Billing Accountant Assistant Accountants Composition Manager Manager Steve Goldstein Lisa Applebaum Bennle B r o w n , Miriam Rasplcr Fran Glueckert S a l e s : Rich Sellgson, Sieve Gortler C l a s s i f i e d M a n a g e r : Bobbin Block C o m p o s i t i o n : Mike McDonald, M.uilyn Moskouiltz A d v e r t i s i n g P r o d u c t i o n M a n a g e r : Sue Hausman A d v e r t i s i n g P r o d u c t i o n : Edith Berelson, Marie Anne Cotavlto, Janet Dreifuss. T a m m y Geiger, Joy Goldstein, Penny Greensteln, Rulli Marsden, Mike M c D o n a l d , J o y Prefer, Steve Robins O f f i c e S t a f f : Bonnie Stevens V i n c e n t A i e l l o , E l l s s a B e c k Production Managers L i s a B o n g l o r n o , J o y F r i e d m a n Associate Production Managers Vertical Camera Typist Extraordlnalrs Dave Benjamin Hunk's Chick P a s t e - u p : Sue Benjamin, Dean Betz, Marie Italiano, T y p i s t s : Rosemary Ferrara, Marie Garbarlno, September Klein, Debbie Loeb, Debbie Schiller, Laurie Walters P r o o f r e a d e r s : Rachel C o h e n , Mitchell A . Greebel, Sue Llchtcnsleln, Robin Lamsteln, A r n o l d Reich C h a u f f e u r : Rich Russell P h o t o g r a p h y , Supplied principally by University Photo Service P h o t o g r a p h e r * : Roannc Kulakaff, B o b Leonard, Allen Calem, K a r l Chan. Steve Essen, Mike Farrell, Mark Halek, Marc Henschel, Dave Machson, Steve Nlgro, Carolyn Sedgwick, Suna Steinkamp, Sue Taylor, Tony Tassarottt, Will Yurman May 9, 1980 Albany "Student Press — Page Fourteen 'Classified Young, working, disabled male In need of part-Mme live-In attendant. Days free, perfect for working person or student. M/F, no experience r.ecessary; primary r e q u i s i t e , dependability. Personal references required. Pay: Room, board, plus weekly stipend. (Near Central Towers) Begin May 24. Reply Immediately. Call 459-6422 days, 489-7774 evenings and weekends. Ask for Bill. Camp Counselors i Attractive summer positions, Boy's Camp (52nd year), Lenox, Mass. in swimming, sailing, (22 boat fleet), sculling, skiing, tennis, (18 courts), baseball, basketball, street hockey. Aslo, camp paper, weight training, photography, ham radio, videotaping, archery, radio station. Send details to: Joe Kruger, Camp MahKee-Nac, 20 Allen Court, South Orange, NJ 07079. Sell Tickets"" For pro football via telephone, parttime, 5-9 p.m. Can lead to lull-time for summer. Apply 10-4 p.m. Fuller Rd. and Warehouse Row, 2nd floor (over United Cleaners). Typist/Secretary wanted 15 hours per week; for the summer and next academic year. Duties Involve primarily typing; some typing Into computer terminal. Call Dr. Henry Tedeschi, 7-8259. 7" Wanted "^ Now Auditioning for September: Salaried signing positions available In the fall for tenors and basses, in the cathedral Choir of Men and B o y s . For i n f o r m a t i o n , c a l l 465-1342. , Canoe Trip: Will pay purchase price for 1 or 2' tickets. Call Elaine at 4344141, Ext. 1144. Leave message. Two canoe trip tickets desired; willing to pay a profitable price! Call Sandi at 7-7836. Or>e ticket to Riverside Amusement Park for Senior Week. Please call Pete, 7-507L C o n d u c t o r : Pep Band needs energetic, enthusiastic person to lead the band next year. Fun and . great experience. Call Dave at 7-5261. 7" Services "^ -^ Typing: D i s s e r t a t i o n s , theses, shorter papers accepted, excellent worK guaranteed, call 463-1691 days, evenings before 9 pm. Rush typing jobs done by legal secretary. 6 yrs. experience, minor editing and spelling corrections, neatness and accuracy count. Cali Theresa at 439-7809. H a i r c u t s $4.75 Shampoo and blowdry extra. Al's Hairstyles, Ramada Inn, Western Ave.. Albany. 482-8573. Mon„ Wed., Fri., 12-5; Tues., Thur. till 7. Passport-Application Photos $5 for two; $.50 each thereafter. Mon. 12:30-2:30, University Photo Service, CC 305, 7-6867, ask for Bob, Roanne, or Suna. Typing Service • IBM Selectric - Barbara Hale, 445-1575, days; 273-7218, nights, weekends. Iron Horse Contractors — House Painters; interior-exterior. Reasonable rates, free estimates. Phone: Doug, 436-9440. • ^ F o r Sale ^ Furniture Sale: Living room, dinette, bedroom, and other odds and ends. Call 436-9816. Zenith Allegro Stereo, Cheapl Call Bob at 489-0016. Sansul 771-40 w. receiver, Sansul turntable, Micro Acoustics 2002e cartridge, replacement stylus. Must sell before graduation! $375. Call 482-2577 evenings. Couch: great for suite • $15, Rug: 9 x 6, beige - $20. Call Barb at 7-7941. 'SBDodge Coronet, 318 engine, P/8, runs excellent. Call Jim at 434-3530, will dicker on price. Reclining lounge chair - $15, antique coffee table • $15, carpeting (cut for low-rise bedroom or suiteroom), great condition • $20. Call Bill, 7-7821. For sale: twin-size mattress, 1 0 x 1 3 beige carpet, desk, coffee table, 24-Inch girls' bicycle and more. Call. Debbie, 465-3237. Pioneer PL 512 belt drive manual turntable with ADCQLMMKIII cartridge, 6 months old, $75. Call Rich, 7-5257. Small Stone Phase • Sifter with power supply, $45. backpack with external frame, $25. Dave, 434-0678. Guitar and Amp • both $250. Kasino 200 • 4-10" sp. Black Univox Les Paul with case, negotiable. 7-6695, Andy. May sell separately. BSR 510 belt-drive record changer. Must sell. Chris, 7-8069. For Sale: An electric typewriter, (backgammone set also for said). Call Barbara, 7-5229. 7-month old kitten — has had all shots, must be given away. Call 465-0332. 6ne~desk, dresser, twin bed, $30 each. Call John, 438-7988. Garage Sale~Sunday, May 11. Ail things must go. We're moving. 18 Fairfield Ave. One mile north ol Westgate Plaza, off Central Ave. Waterbed ^"brand new, any size; mattress, frame, liner. Call Susan, 7-7793. Desk, and boxsprings, and mattress for twin-size bed. Excellent cond. Contact Susan, 489-4967. Stereo, Sanyo turntable, 10 watt Nikko receiver, Jensen speakers, excellent condition, asking $200. Call Jim, 434-3530. f ^ s p e e d man's bicycle, excellent condition, 27" wheel, 23" frame, quick-release front wheel, suntour derailer, all black body. Call Omar, 7-8069. S1S5. . Desks and carpetlngs for sale — If interested call Joy or Ellie at 438-7588. Housing v Subletters «d wanted! 5 bedrooms, two porches, built-in bar, near busline. Call Bob or Steve, 7-5040. I'm" a doctoral student looking for apartmentmate to share beautiful 2-bdrm. apt. starting June 1. Location: Westville Apts., Gullderland, 1 3/4 mi. from SUNYA, swimming pool, tennis, basketball. $140/mo. includes heat. Call Bruce at 869-9388. One or two lemales needed to sublet for summer. Near busline, $60/mo. Call Edith or Kathy, 436-9487; 4~subletters needed for posh Park Ave. Penthouse, $60/mo. includes 2 porches, 2 living rooms, great neighborhood. Call 482-5788. Subletters: 5 bedroom; 3-story house; bedrooms on 2nd and 3rd floors; fully furnished; washer/dryer; 3 baths; spacious; near s h o p p i n g ; b u s l i n e ; park; 482-3925; 11 Manning Square. 2 female subletters wanted: starling in June, located on N. Lako near busline. Price Is negotiable. Call Amy or Sharon at 436-9592. Female subletter wanted: Washington Ave, on the busllno, near the bars, completely furnished, $70, Diane, 455-6481. Room for Rent: Old country home with horses; laundry and kitchen privileges; $25 per week; call Mr. Martin, 674-2929, Three subletters needed to complete beautifully furnished apt. right near b u s l i n e and bars. Call 482-4330. Sublet In a beautiful apt. only 50' from the Alumni busstop. Hudson, on the corner of Partldge. Call 7-8821. Summer Sublettersl Completely furnished; 1, 2, or 3 rooms. Right on buslines, N. Allen St., $65/mo. Call Rich, 482-5857 or Skip, 455-6737. Subletters wanted: House located on Hudson, one block from busline, two blocks from Lampost. Rent Is cheap, four spots available. Call Ed, 7-5059 or Rob, 7-5061. B e a u t i f u l a p t . on M a n n i n g . Available for subletting. Call 7-5088. Apt. tor summer rent: 2-3 bedrooms (2 furnished). Near North Allen. $200 per month. Call 489-0282. Subletters wanted for 2 bedroom apt. On busline. Furnished. Price negotiable. Stopl 3-bdrm., sublet, June-Aug., on busline, price negotiable, 434-4141, ext. 1052, 340, 1072, after 11 p.m. Wanted: One female to complete a kfurnlshed 4-bdrm. apt. on busline, • reasonable rent. Call Renee, 7-5147 | o r Judy, 7-5146. Isubletter wanted: 1 person needed . f o r June, July. Aug. Nice 2-bdrm. l a p t . on Morris St. between Partridge l a n d Ontario, $75/mo. Call Marc at 17-7747. ' Female subletter wanted, furnished apt. on busline, washer/dryer, rejit $65/mo. Call 489-7809. Wanted: graduate students to share apt. In Boston University area. Call Ron, 7-7924. Sublettters needed for a 4-bdrm. apt. on busline. Call Renee, 7-5147 or J u d y , ^ 1 4 6 ^ Summer subletter, 1 female wanted, good location 2 short blocks Irom busline, laundromat, very close to supermarket, furnished. Call 434-3050. Subletters wanted: large room In 4-bdrm. house. Ideal for couple. 10 N. Pine. Call 455-6952 or 455-6949 after 5. \ Subletters, summer, 2-bdrm. apt. corner of Central and King St., furnished, $65/mo., negotiable. Call Frank, 7-5092 or Bob^T-SIja ' S u b i e T t l n g " ^ Starting June 1. Beautiful 3-bdrm. apt. at Oxford Heights. Includes indoor-outdoor pool, tennis courts, and many other extras: air-conditioning, dishwasher, washer/dryer. Olf Western Ave. not far from campus. II interested call Lee, 482-0522 or Joan, 434-0499J_ Needed: 1 — female to complete beautiful 3-bdrm. apt. at Oxlord H e i g h t s , off W e s t e r n . Great facilities: dishwasher, washer/dryer, pool, tennis courts, and more. Desirable to have car. II Interested, call Lee, 482-0522. QuFeTnon-smokTng female with cat needs own room in apt. for year beginning June '80. Call Kayla, 489-3573; One upperclass person to complete 3-br. apt. on busline in Manning area. $60/mo. & utilities. Occupancy: June 1. Tony, 489.4023,455-5839. f w l l l sublefyou aptTfor summer by myself. 462-6003. 1 or 2 subletters for beaulful modern, furnished apt., residential neighborhood p' SUNY busllno. Call Nancy 463-i 36; Two subletters w a n t e d for a beautiful 2-br. apt. right on busline. Price negotiable. Call Howie or Pete, 7-4700. Wanted: 1 non-smoking female to sublet this summer, own room, 1 block from busline. Call Melody or Jill. 489-2047. Subletters wanted: Quail and State Streets, $50/mo. lor summer, 455-6884. Subliitler wanted lo share spacious 2-br. apt. for Juno, July, and Aug. Rent negotiable, non-smoker preferred. Call Stove at 463-2992, evenings. Two subletters neodod: Enjoy an executive atmosphere at a mere $45/mo. Apt. Is located on Yates within 51 foot oi Bogarts. Call Dave, 455-6988. Malo roommale wanted lo complete 2-br. apt. Furnlshod, right on busline. Call: Alan, 463-8503. Subletters wanted: 5-br. apt. on N. Allen, noar busline, stores, rent negotiable 7-8975 0^7-8977^ Mature student wants sublet apt. for s u m m e r , no r o o m m a t e s , 462-6003. Housing: Subletters needed. Fully furnished apt. on busline, corner of Quail and Washington, acklng $70 — everything included. Call Lou, 465-3298 or Dave, 7-8742. Subletting summer apt. $45 morv t h l y . Near b u s l i n e , 2 s i n g l e bedrooms, 1 double bedroom, only $80 monthly. Call 434-4735. Subletters wanted for a 2-br. apt. on S. Lake and Western. 7-5076. Subletters wanted: 211 Quail Street^ on busline, fully furnished, 2 living rooms, $55. Call Greg, 7-5082. One female needed to complete a 4-bdrm. apt, on Kent St. Modern kitchen, large living room. $105/mo„ heat Included. Call Audrey,-7-1B61, Michele, 7-5025, or Andrea, 7-5090. Wanted: 1 male to complete 4-bdrm. apt. on S. Allen. Very private, call Paul, 7-1867. 2 subletters needed to complete a 4-bdrm. apt. on Kent St. Modern kitchen, large living room. Call Audrey, 7-1861, Michelle, 7-5025, or Andrea, 7-5090. Two roommates wanted to fill 4 - b d r m . a p t . , $105 I n c l u d i n g utilities. Call 511 Washington Ave. (Quail). Call Mark, 7-8966. Lost: A gold watch on Dutch. Please call Nancy, 7-7929. Lost: man's silver and blue Seiko watch on Sunday In the vicinity or the tennis courts by Dutch. Sentimental value, reward, contact Diane, 7-7807. • Rides I / Ride wanted for one person, no luggage, to Brooklyn or Manhattan. Leaving May 21 or after. Will share expenses. Please call llene at 7-3028. Two riders needed — Chicago Des Moines, Omaha area. Leave May l b or 17. Share driving and expenses. Call Lynn, 438-7512. 7T ^ Personals \\ To the complete ASP circle — a conglomeration ol brains, personality, and sincerity: I want you all to know that It's been nothing short of a pleasure working with each and every one of you. Putting out two issues each week on top of our full-time course loads Is really something to be damn proud of. Looking forward to aulumn (well, perhaps not too forward) and getting back together with you. Peace, love, and beautiful summers. Love, Rich P.S. Stop laughing, or I'll cut your stipends. . To the Gang, I can't even begin to tell you what this feels like. All I can say is thanks for each affecting me In your own special way. You know who you are — no names are needed. I'll remember you always and miss you much...(but I'll be backl) I'll never say good-bye — just until we meet again. With much love and laughs, Cori Dear Jim, Larry, and Glenn, You guys have really been a major part of my life this year. You certainly livened up the dorm! Thanks for all the good times and I hope you come to visit Lisa, Lisa and I next year. Good luck in whatever you do. Love always, Elyse (Goober, maybe you'll invite us to Thousand Islands?) IraT Let's not let a degree como between us. I'll miss youl Selth So'lth, Just what type of sheepskin did yoi have In mind? Ir; sTa.s, (accent of the wavelength) when newly released from the tying bonds, one must, as the lileblood does, circulate, and i understand, to be rolnvigorated, yet, when there is no further course to flow... ' tame To My Betty and Chatty— Thanks for the greatest year, you guysl Even though things didn't work out as originally planned, I love you two so much and things are just too special to let anything come between us. Betty - you re the best. Chatty - you're alright (even though you beat me!) Love you both, Mary Sue; I know we'll have lots more fights to come. Have a great summer. Lily Al Yson, Hope this all paid off. You're great to work with. To me, you're always a pot of gold. Thanks for everything I love you. Zlggy Dear Barbara, All of a sudden I'm at a loss for Drew. words! (Can you believe It?) What I Fisherman's Wharf, Golden Gate want to say Is this; you're a truly Park, Seal Rocks, Cllffhouse, moun- special person, and a friend that's tain climbing, BBQ, Yogurt Park, La been very Important to mel I'll Fiesta, Indigestion, BART, MUNI, always remember the beautiful cable cars, World Airways, 3000 times we've spent together. Here's miles apart again, but our hearts to you, the Divine Miss M! are together. I promise.... With everlasting love and eternal Mlndy trlendship, Your Crazy F ken Roommate, llene Dearest Grandma Margie, Here is a "personal" in the ASP to Martha, show you how much we love you. Love and a million XXXX's, Joy Here it is In writing — for all the " E l l a " and Kenny mean things we've said or done to you: We meant it. Happy birthday to Dear Peg, Joanne, Linda, and Bar- the quietest and demurest Irish girl bara, we know. Can't tell you how much it means to Love, Mlkr. and Jim have friends like you. We all share so many memories. You'll be truly Caroi7(Ock, Jeanne, everything); missed. I wish you all the best In Just a few words to let you know your futures. Never lose touch. that this past semester with you Graduation congratulations (also to has meant so much more than you Bob). these few words. Will think about Love, Laura you always next fall — but first, l e t ' s m a k e It a summer lo To the two Hooch roommates on remember. Can you believe I'm the 4th floor, wordless? You are loved. We lust wanted to tell you that we - Rich think this year has been super, and full of fabulous memories for all of Leggs and Mc, us. We still would like to know what happened to the guest bed, why are What a year! Remember the we still choking, and what does HC sunrises (and sunsets), Dunkln' and NDTBF stand (or? To sum It all Donuts, popcorn, Rlunlte, Puerto up, we love you and we'll miss you R i c o , c h e e s e and c r a c k e r s , Fongs...l'm so glad w e ' l l be an awful lot. From the two girls who made your together again next year. Joy and senior year terrific Lalney, good luck. J and J: Though I sometimes felt like the third muskateer, I honestly wouldn't have had it any other way. You are two very special friends. Thanks for the fun — thanks for always being there — and please answer my letters! (How else can I keep appraised?) Love always, C JSCT This is your personal dear. Happy? Good. You are a really wonderful person sometimes. But sometimes you can be such an ... What am I going to do without you next year? Whose shoulder am I going to cry on? Who am I going to laugh at and get all paranoid? And who am I not going to get high with?! Oh well. Love, Me P.S. Your ass is definitely a 10. P.P.S. Are you getting embarrased? continued from page 14 Dear Robin, Jen, Randee, Carolyn, Jackie, Lauren, Mlndy. Marcie, Donna Ellse, Jeff (Bro), Keith, Mike, Mark (Blp), Patty, Donna, Liz (Muph), The "Xerox Kids", Caryn (B • your first personal), Julie, "The Doots", Krup, and my love - (H); I'll miss you all so much next year. Take care and I'll visit from Rochester. Love, Frann Barb, With Basil up on our wall; who could go wrong? Love yah, Lily LlndTSue; Despite our recent difficulties,try lo remember all the good times we've h a d , a n d remember "Friendship Is Forever." Love, Bell Hunk, • Well, that was a good one, cou-.in. Now If you can only tal ' he L. Is apart, Daddy will be mor • hap py to gel you to Long l_ ind, I t s been really great, have a great summer. Oh, yeah, how could I lornet (sob, sob) welcome to Dutch ne«, year. Damn. Hunk's Chick P.S. Father and/or Brother of Hunk: Welcome to Albany, glad you made it. This should be fascinating. Dl, We'ro counting the days till graduation and we'll be the happiest people we know. And we're not shitlln' you. P.S. We love ya. Signed, Sue In the bathroom Dear Lisa V., Thank!-., Rich Love, Sept. and Ellssa There are more good times ahead and I can't wait! Dreams do come true after all. Love, Elyse Princess • Talk to mo next yoar, okay? Chris B., To the cutest T.A. in Physics! Lev, Love, Lay We've had a great tlmo, but wait 'til Mayfest. Hero's to noxt year and Lisa; rock l o b s t e r s , n n a r f s , s c o r e , You have been a fantastic roomchance?, Monopoloy, graduation, mate — I think I'll keep you! Here's boo...what about airplanes?, bring to Life on the 8th! the boys back homo....what? Love, Elyse Dear Stacoy, I'm " o u t a " here and you'll forge. and go on! I'm gonna miss you "face." Love, Julie May 9, 1980 Robin, (the girl In 106); Witt) all the mouthwash, grapenuts, and Coke on the floor, I still feel I've had the greatest room. .Aside from. Schmutz, I loved It because you wore In it. I love you. Love, the other girl In 106 Lifeguards needed at Adirondack Ml. Camp weekends In May and June. For Into, call 374-3345, The Tappan Party was glorious. You were magnificent. I will always remember how much " F a i t h " you gave me. Maybe we'll meet In a bar some time and do it again. Aloha, Tom Laura, Have a "Planty" summer. Come up and see Journey with me. I'll miss yah. Jugster continued on page 15 Larry, Thanks for all... Success always. Love, Your "1/2 Brother" To my fellow refrigerator partner, We've come a long way since then, and I |ust want to say that I'm so happy I got to know you. Love always, your roomie, Marlsa Lorl, Call me. Give it a chance. P.S. Morris Hall, ilt's been an unforgettable yearl •Remember Rick getting hit In the hr,ill with a beerball, Rob Sturberg j|j(the drunk) having his pulse checkgjed by campus security, the door. MKourey p a s s i n g out, Farreli j l ' b a r f i n g " , Tim passing out on the abldewalk at Sutter's,the Freshmens :Mntercom, Ed and Larry (the men Muho best exampllfied the partying asplrit), and Vlrg (the greatest RA In |the world). We shall wall again next ear. "The Real Hanson" Brothers Happy birthday Nikl I Love, Richie IP.S. I'd really like to get to know you abetter. ..ifjxecutioners, •Thanks for making this year one ithat will always stand out In my • mind. I hope the years to come here will be as great. It's been torrillc (or me. I hope to see you all this summer. Love forever, Rhonda Box 30, Thanks for being my best friend. I love you! Memphis .•'M.B.A., ;You're the best accounting partner and buddy in the world. Here's to lots of buzzln (before tax), BBQ's (with pork chops and sausage), good "talks," (privacy) and mostly all the good times we had together. See you In Miami (maybe). Love alwa*'o, Schulman Ruth, Carole, and F ,en, Thanks tor maklr my birthday so special. Just remerober • you get better with age. ': The Old Lady .GalT, ,To say we've been through a lot together wouldn't even begin to describe the past three years. Besides It would be trite, and you should know by now that English majors have to try to be more creative. So thanks for always being there to attempt to rationalize my irrationalities. And always remember ?,to keep chasing rainbows - or else -you'll never find the pot of gold. I guess I can't be too cad about losing a roommate, because I know "I've gained a friend • or at least an jex-buddy to call on If I ever need a •|iawyer. Marlsa Amy, "This year was made complete because o l you. It's no longer a far 3.walk for dinner. Rochelle § Anita & Leslie, .:jl couldn't have asked for two nicer shousemates. You're the best and '^snext year will be the greatest! Love, Ronl iKathl, WWell, what are Irlends lor? You're I t h e greatest! Mexico • yea! Have fun. Rochelle |Marlsa, iThanks for being there to keep me Isane whenever I needed you — you |made this year very special lor me. | l II be expecting you down on L I . •sometime this summer and freiquent visits next year. Much love and thanks, Deb |By-[To all my friends at SUNYA, thanks Jfor making my year bearable. jSeniors, In Ryckman and Ten Eyck 1204, people In South Pacific, |thanks. To Nell, you're great. Tc a jvery special girl, Laurie, you're •taught me plenty (though you may Inot know it) and wish that you were •tnree years younger. I will miss you land, oh yes, Perry and Robin, the p e s t of everything. To all olse, see •you next year. Have a great sum |mor. With £ , id Page Fifteen Albany Student Press Gene, So you finally leave me. Though I will be the poorer for It, al least the world will be one chiropractor richer. All my luck to you. You shall be missed. Patti P.S. As this is your final personal, it memory of these four years with me you publicly: Happy Early 21sll Acenlck, It's been a hell of a year! To bilabial fricatives, may they never be terminal (ULL!) Thanks roomie. Kermit To Peter, Susan, Leslie, Ellen, Carol, Robin, AvI, and to all my Irlends who have shared some part of these past lour year3 with me: Thank you all for your friendship, understanding, support, and all the times we've snared. I will carry the memory of these foue years with me always. I love you all. Susan Dak, Glgo, and Teddy, Will CS-9 ever be the same again?? En|oy the summer. Koalas P.S. Where are the t-shlrts? Rosebud, Adele, Anal, Espo, Ferd, and WalterThanks lor a great year and all your help. Spunky Dear Kathy,You're the best. I'll miss all the great times next year while my butt Is Ireezlng o i l In Rochester. You've put up with my shit lor one whole year - you deserve a medal. Thanx. Love ya, Frann Brian, I truly have realized "that the wind can speak and that even oaks can bond.' 7 To lasting friendships, Mike Howie, I love you Love, Frann Ace, Wass, and Richie, To next yoar and the best damn apartment in Albany. Let's do It. Mike Davey on State: Thanks for making this year a little more s p e c i a l by being here whenever I needed you — I m looking forward to another great summer like last year. All my love, Deb on Dutch I, Jesh, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath and bequest the following things to my dearly beloved: To Charlie and J.C., my right and left hand men, I leave a lot of memories and all the love three people can share; To Trlna I leave J.C. (take care of him) and a package ol smiles lor when the shit hits the fan; To Ann I leave a smokeless ashtray; To Craig I leave a case ol Tab and a barbell; To Thassl I leave a six pack of beer and all the men she can handle at one time; To David, I leave the Colonial Peace Prize for his efforts In trying to keep this place sane. To Jeanne I leave the world, go out and conquer It my friend, get all you can, because you deserve It; To Linda I leave the (ront seat of my Horizon and J.C. (good luck In Paine); last but not least I gratefully leave Mark. All my love, Gayle Sheila, Has It only been 2 years? Times flies when you laugh together. Rochelle The Todd Hobin Band — May 15 al J.B. Scott's Mlchelln, Yabby, and Sue, (802 Dutch • that's you guys!) This year has been great and so were you. Even though the year is ending I hope our friendship Is not. I'll miss you. Love, Pookle Jordan, Thanks for a beautiful 8 months arid a great school year. Without you, I'd have been committed by now. Have a beautiful time in June and keep thinking about me • I'll be waiting when you get back. HB & KF, Deb Dree, Happy birthday! This year would never have been the same without you! Watch out for a flying bag of Mllano's. We love youl Slay mellow, Cln and Deeb To a great suite, Remember...getting stuck In the window, hangers and oranges, Heh - ha ar youuu, peanut butter, Ironing lessons, thigh, and we mustn't forget "loveliness". Thanks for all the good times. Love ya, Edna Dutch Quad hates spit wad! Tell me to my lace. MlndyTlaTi; You're a true sweetie and I'm glad that you "had to g o " and meet me. Let's continue to grow In our relationship. Grovor's Dad rsonal you wanted. rythlng. Mitch Dish, I don't know what to say except thanks for being there. To say you've been a great friend is an understatement.! would never have made It without you. Congratulations and good luck! I know you'll succeed in whatever you do. I love ya and I'll miss ya. B P.S.Do you think Ihey have a Grlnch in Colorado? Sue" Without you, there'd be no me — honestly. I love you, Rochelle Dear Donna, Bo, McBo, and McDonna, Good luck! I'll come visit like I said, but It won't be the same without you. Don't forget your 8-lrack Cuddles, bacon cheeseburgers, McBurgers, Klngle Fllngles, burning leaves or anything else. I'lll miss ya. Love, Jell Mark and Danny, How are we ever going to (all asleep next year without your bouncing goll balls and classical serenades? D&E Debbie, Did It ever occur to you thai other people have feelings? And that they nave problems that need listening lo? Why don't you not think ol yoursell lor once and learn to live with other people In the World? Dear Dre, Thanks for: curing headaches, for being in the fighting mood, for being In the loving mood, lor saying puleeze, lor Tweetie Pie on Saturday mornings, for looking cute when you sleep, and most o f a l l , for the best 8 months and three days ot my llle. Love always, Andy P.S. Gene dies today. Barbara, Comment va votre mere? Nous aurions un bon weekend, pas comme le premier temps. Pas d'lced the! Veux-to laire la connalssance de tous nos lous amis? Sols heureuse! tes premier et deuxleme soeur Milch baby, Here's your first personal. Now you owe us a bowling date in Staten tsland. Love, Melissa and Mlndy Dave, Can't we please lix this mess up all the way? Can't we do It soon? I really do need you for my friend. Love, Hug-able To all of my friends, Thanks for making this year one of my best! You're some o l the greatest people I've ever known. You're special and I love all ol you. Love always, Robin W. Since our personal didn't make it in last year's ASP, let's try again...It's the Girls! Though we've sort ol spread out this year; we've still kept It pretty together. Okay...It's the girls again...presenting Lingy, Heidoo, Celli, Kay-T (welcoming Colleen and irma) McGhea, Gina-doo, Ka, Hudy, BaBa, Lynn (Apple Pie), MT-doo(and Patty too)! What did we do this year girls? Watch out for next year!! Just a good-bye and thanks to some speclafpeople: Mike, thanks for the friendship and here's to next year. Charlie, thanks for everything! I'm glad this year worked out so well. Thanks to John, Rose, Pat L, Jlmbo, Steve, Paul, Julie, Laura, Carolyn, Michelle, Mlndy, Mala, Janet, Gayle and Stacey lor giving me some great times and memories. Gerl, Janis, Linda, Laura, and Cheryl — This past year was a great experience. We are all lucky to have had such a great suite our first year. I'm glad we ve become close and I hope we can continue to be friends — throughout our remaining years here and beyond I Thanki' tor a great year. Love, Robin Dear Mart, I hope you have a really happy birthday, and don't make anyone do anything they don't want to do. Have a good day I IHFY, Doug To SUNYA, Education Is so painful. But, perhaps, this Is the beauty of it all. Perhaps not. Love and kisses, No. 085-34-3600 Dear Terry, How will I over study for a psychology test next year? I'm gonna miss you so much. Love, Julie Dear Jodi, Just want to say "thanks". I think that says it all. Wishing you all the success and happiness in the tuture. Congrats on your graduation. Love always, (your brother) Milch Dear Ex-Derelict, Such a special live months. Such a special person. I'm going, to miss you more than you'll ever realize. I vou. Pltsky, To my future roommate with whom I have had many great times and serious conversations over the "bottle." Have a happy 18th • now you can use your own proof. I've loved these days. Friends forever, Bean To the lowest paid secretary In Albany State, Thanks for the never-ending telephone answering service, I appreciate It a lot. Phone In my room next year? Love, Annie Yo~Perky! We might not agree on everything but as long as your eyes are green and my tall is wagging, things can't be all bad! Here's to good times now and then some... Yours (on the edge), Mr. Perky Friends are Interesting creatures. From them, you learn a lot about others, through them you learn an awlul lot about yoursell. To suites 902, 902, 803, Cynde, Bonnie, Fill (an R.A. alter all), Frank, Bob, Ed, Stephanie, Maureen, Denise • the list goes on and ex. tends lo everyone! left out. Thanx, Pam P.S. Good luck next year seniors! My dear, dear roommate, Lisa: I'm not going to list all my Irlends' names because they're a pain In the ass to type and It saves me from leaving anyone out • heaven lorbld. And I m not going to put a P.S. In because they're also a pain In the ass. I mean that's lour extra buttons I have to push lust because people aren't organized enough to collect their thouqhtr, and put them all together. And since this.is my last issue that I'm typing these wondeilully interesting personals that all say the exact same thing, I thought Id throw one into you (seeing as how you're also wonderlully interesting!. Yes, I'm drunk again (as all alcoholics usually are! and I'm going to get high again (as usual) right alter work. And I'm not going to write down all those wondertul things that we did together over the past semeslei that "I'll never forget" because you were there and I'm sure you'll never lorget them either. And it you do lorget, it will be no great loss because I'm sure you'll do them again. I just want to thank you lot being a slob and going lo bed early when I want to use the room and getting up early and deciding to clean the room alter I get home at 10 In the morning Irom combat and I want to sleep. Yes, I guess it's true we never got along so why kid ourselves? Lis - thanks, you're swell in a world ot Losers. Maybe I'll see you next year but I don 7 plan on going out oi my way. I mean I'm an important person and an important person has many things to do. Are you kidding? An important person without important things to do? What time does T.V. go oil? Take it easy (tor a change) and have a great summer. Don't let Bruce go out the window • I don't think he can fly. And watch out lor the ants. I think this is long enough lo catch your eye so bye bye. I hate you and I love those Iriendly western New Yorkers. Oh, and DICK says we're crazy and BORN TO BE WILD. Later Loser — Sarcastic September Peison without a nickname, You're not a brute • except when you crinkle your nose. I'll miss you very much this summer. We'll fust have to pick up where we left off. Love, Rlcki Dear Debbie, Pat & Lynn, It's so rare to lind someone with love, understanding, compassion and all the other ingredients that go Into a friendship. But I found all those qualities in the three of you. I will never be able to thank you all enough for everything you've done for me — especially my birthdayl I love you all so much! If you ever need me, I'll always be there. Love and friendship always, Elise Dear Suite 307, This year has been wonderful. Thanks for being you! Much happiness and love, Nancy Rob"; I can't believe how fast this year went. It's been terrific. I love you and I'm still looking out for the two of us. Even though we've had our tills, and tiffs, and tiffs — you're still one of the greatest people I know. Can you say people? Sure. I knew you could. Love, Ellssa Dear Stella, Ramona, Shirley, and Stephanie, Thank you all for making this year the best. Hope next year will be Just as good. Love, Adrian Dear Mlndy, Karen,and Mlndy, Congratulations on graduation. Hope all your future wishes and plans come true. Love, Andrea KJC, One year and 4 days proves that age doesn't matter. It'a what'o Inside thai countf Happy 18lh to my No 1 man. JLM To Hamilton Hall Thanks lor the great year and all the good times. I have some great memories and I'll miss you all. Have a great summer and good luck next year. Love, Rich To everyone who helped celebrate my 20th birthday, Thanks for proving that growing older means sharing more lun times with such good friends as you. Thanks lor everything. Love, Myra Calhy; Thanks (or sharing some of vour life with me. What we had will always be special. I just want to say sorry about the way things turned out. I wish it was different but...Just remember some of the good times also. Love always, Rich Get on your bike. Ride to the boulder. Call the police. Tell them a middle-aged man Is being harassed. See ya later, byel Helene, Every time we come close to parting, I realize what you really mean to me. I think we can have a perfect relationship If we can just let each other grow. I love you more than ever and believe we have a beautiful future together. One day all our dreams wiil come true. You're my everything. Love always, Nell Steve, Well, this semester is Just about done and I know that next yearlust won't be the same without yul Congratulations on your graduation and I know that Med School Is just around the corner. Love you, Robin To my friends is Van Corlandt, You've all made this year a time to remember. Thanks lor all those fun times. Lot's do some hardy partying to finish those last lew weeks off with a bang I Good luck. Love, Myr.a. You heard hoi guys! To all ol Candyland, This isn't Chutes and Ladders either, but we love you all. Love, Robin and Elissa (Gingerbread Women) Eddie, You've made my lirst year here terrific. Thanks -1 hope it has been the same for you. No matter what happens next year, the memories of this year will always be with me We've been through so many good times, bad times, and first times (which were great) and pulled through them all. Thanks lor everything! I love you, Kid Lorri, Teri, Donna, Lyn, and Amy, I lust wanted to let you know that You guys are five of the most terrific girls in the world and I've loved every minute we've spent in 2102. Here's lo a great summer and a friendship that I hope will last a lifetime. I love youl Rena P.S. Same table next year. Dave, Me divertl en las clases de espanol contigo. Echare de menos a tl muchlslmo el semestre proximo. Tu amiga, Andrea Donna, To the best roommate ever! I don't know what I'd do without you to brighten my day. I'll miss you this summer. Love, Teri Dear Carole, Happy birthdayl I hope you have a terrific day! Love, Jill P.S. Been smelling any closets latel y ? Lorri, I hope your birthday Is (was) as happy as you've helped to make all of ours. Love you lots. Rena, Teri, Donna, Lyn, Amy Buddy, Thanks for making this year the best thus far. I hope to spend the rest of my llle making you as happy as you have made me. You're the best there Is. Happy anniversary, darling, I love you. Pal Jackie, Remember how we started out? Looks like we made Itl Love, Steve Patty, School won't be the same noxt year without you. Hope you have a great time In Buffalo. Don't forget you always have a home in Albany. Karen Dear Schtlckdope, I guess time does fly when you're having fun.-1 Just want to wish you the best of luck and all the success - whatever you do. You know I'll always be there when you need a friend. "Miss You." Love forever, "Little One" Putty, Good luck as an RA. You'll need n with a co as sick as yours continutHi on pf Page Sixteen continued from page 15 Gotbottor and Twiggy, I'll miss you lotsll Good luck and keep In touch. Love ya, Katie Albany State Varsity Men's Teams: We'll miss your cute little asses, your strong muscular arms and legs, those broad shoulders and those tight uniforms. Keep scoring no matter what game you're play. Ing...and we appreciate good form. You Athletic Supporters Lis, Sheri, and Deb, We may not be living together next year but we'll be friends forever. We love you and we'll miss you. Deb and Mar Anne, I believe you said the magic words. You're so very special. I hope I can always make you happy. Love Always, Tom To my Hamilton Friends, I love youl Expect a visit or two from me n e x t y e a r . T h a n k s for everything. Love, Andrea Lisi; The best roommate???? You better believe It. I love you and will miss you. Roomie P.S. I won't get scabies so that we can get together this summer. Bratty; Thank heaven for the single room and the Halloween Party. I ve had a fantastic year and will be waiting to begin where we left off. I love you, Baby Morris Hall will wall again in the fall • Beware. Laurie, I'm so happy that you'll be my CoRA next year. I couldn't have asked tor anyone more special. Love, Tom You-You, Ever since our first Sunday here, when we went to church together, we've been best friends. We've giggled together, cried together, and roomed together. Here are a few memories to take with you through the years: many cups of tea after dinner; No. 51,15,23, 21,34,15; "the woof;" "the bitch;" Springfield; being stranded In Ithaca; "Petie-wetle;" DIDuros; Mayfest; haircuts and perms, etc. Thanks for sharing your house with me, for my first two trips to the city, but mostly, t h a n k s for being youl R e m e m b e r . . . " g o o d f r i e n d s are forever." Love, "Sissy" Randy, If I had a million years I could never tell you what you mean to me. Welcome home! Love, Kathi Mike" Thru all the shit, we made it! Good luck next year and always. Make sure you visit often! You will be missed, honest. Don't worry, and don't work too hard. Be good;T Dear Sherl, I Just want to tell you how much I enjoyed the past two years. Living with you has been great. I really cherish all the memories we've shared. Next week should be fantastic and next year will be even better. I love you, Robin Sue! We've gone through a lot this year and I couldn't have made it without you. You've been the greatest roommate. I love you, Chris Laurie, Fiona, Randl, Nicole, The greatest bunch of girls anyone could ever have as sultemates. I love you all! Love always, Sue Suddenly, there sure are a lot of greatest and best people out there, aren't there? Linda GreenB, Can't wait till next year • hope they're ready for us up on the 12th floor. The two of us together - how can we go wrong? Love ya klddo, Judy GreenB Aidoi It hasn't been an easy year but we survlvedl We had some great times and lots of laughs as usual. Can't wait until next year. Love, Koalas One nice unjappy guy looking for nice girl. Please (I am sensuous) send picture (If possible) and c r e d e n t i a l s t o : Box 244, 295 Western Ave., Albany, NY 12203. This la on Alumni: on-campus mall. Vlrg, To a great year! Much success in all you do. " J i m , you shot It In my s h o e ! " Good luck. Love, Mike Sue and Karen, Take good care of Carole next year ... We II be checking up on you. Guess Who? May 9, 1980 Albany Student Press — SA weasels, crooks, and other assorteds, When will you ever learn? -Pelligan Mlchele. JeTT All I want to say Is that your friend- I would go on and on — but ship means a hell of a lot to me and September would kill me. I love vou. your love means even more. I'll Your new Aldenlte, Mllllgan (I don't have a first name) treasure the two years together for a long time and hope the miles Birthright, Inc., 350 Central Ave., don't separate us. Albany: Free pregnancy tests; Love, Frann counseling service for anyone facDear Clara Mae (cora, clara, klara) ed with a problem pregnancy. Polls (Po, ling, Sher) Katrlna 24-hour hotline; office hours 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Monday through Friday. (chicken shit, cat, katlny): I love the three of you. Thanx for a Tuesday evening by appointment. 463-21B3. great year. Love, Frann Vote for more than lust good P.S. Elsie, you tool minute. Vote for Ideas and enthusiasm. Julie Peloso for State Dear Marian, Congratulations on becoming frat Quad Board Secretary. sister. Have a really great summer. ASPIBS Love, Debbie I love you all (even Ron). Thanks for Friday, May 9 Is Fox night at the everything. (News Rules). Love, Sue M. Rat. Be there... I think Classifieds took the cake Glenn, this Issue. Thanks for coming home with me today, and thanks for loving me Crazy, every day. Someday you'll learn to drink like Glenn's Chick the Class of '82. Until then, keep trying. Seniors suckl "Do I pay the box?" Fool! ^ _ There always the summer and next year. Next time you need a truck Tina, driver, call me. I'm so glad that after 3 years you Love, Marie finally made It. I'm sure the weekend will be worth your while. I Marcl, love you. How does It feel to be a 19 year old Eric Jap from Rlverdale? Keep on drinking warm, flat Tab, and stay away Jeff, from fattening foods! Happy birth- I don't know what to say, so I'm not day. going to say anything. Marie Your Adoring Sultemates, Claire, Faith, Mary Ellen, Noreen, and Sue Linda's Section, Alden 3rd: Helen, Frank, Cathleen, "Mary" Ellen, ColToCTT, We'll both be around next year so leen, Sharon, Gerch, Jean, Val, Mary, Llnday — watch out! It's been great knowing you a l l ! ! Hello BoobTcT A Secret Admirer In 319 Just one last personal to say "I love you." Rochelle, * All my love, Boobs I don't have enough money to write everything. I want to say. I love you Pull - oops • Mike, will have to suffice. You mean more to mean than you Love, Sue know, and It's not your car. Whose postcard Is on the wall anyway? Shawn, Love, Marie Here's your !-• personal. Now leave me alone. (But not completely - Italy wouldn't be the same without you.) Randl, Andrea, Sheryl, and Stacey, Con amore, Sue Just wanted to say thanks lor a beautiful year. I love you all very Jon, much and I know next year will be Here's your third personal. If you even more special! ever decided to throw a drink on me Love ya, Shari again, it will be your last personal. Dear Car, Murph, Debs, Patty, Barb, But I know you don't care, It's only Just to let you know how much I the ASP. Stay as mean as always. Love, Marie really love you guys. Thanx... Love, Shar K. M c , Thank you for the friendship, To all my friends who have helped me survive another year at SUNYA: laughter, and smiles. They made the year a very special one. Ski, no girl could ask for a belter Love, Sue dance partner; Eric, you have the most adorable pair dimples; Bruce, Crazy, Jim, M i k e a charming dinner date; Matty, you Thanks! I could never have made it have the best hair; Dave, I love your without you. I love you all and will beard; 92 Central, It's been a miss you terribly. pleasure...Ed, Mertz, here's to years Love always, Vlrg of fun and frolicking; Mr. Lucky, a year of unsurpassed love and P.S. Fools! friendship; Marle(s), wild times in Mike, Daytona; Rachel, I don't know what I'm gonna miss you! You are the I would have done without you; and greatest friend ever. I love you kldeverybody else who has made this do! Don't forget me!! year so terrilic. I'll always treasure The D.B. the memories. Thanks. I love you us; all. Second semester was the best. My Love ya, Crazy Sue, the only sane vocab still need help dweeb, so one on Dutch stick around. Thanks lor your bike, the advice, the clothes, the boring OliveT Sundays spent playing backgamThings didn't change this year, not even me waiting until the last issue mon, the endless cups of coffee, the apples, and for being you. lo tell you so. (A Loser) Love, Marie Love, Trooper Dear... "Xerox k i d s " one great year. You too boss ladyl Love, the crazy Xerox Kid _ Marci, Here's your birthday personal • Happy 19th! Don't worry, you're not over the hill • you can always be a little girl if you want to. Remember I love you, and always friends! Love, Mary Ellen Drew! Through all the casual times, the sometimes, and now the great times, my feelings lor you have only grown stronger. Since this is truthful, I should tell you - you're a great person and I love you. Lynda Upon unanimous decision, Morris Hall has proudly named Kathy "Asseng-A-Song" of State Quad the most wasted honorary Morris Hall member of the year. Last party tonight at 10. Asseng, be there! Dear Sue, Have a very happy birthday! Love, Your Future Sultees, Laurlnsk and Binsk P.S. Morris 201, Here we come! deLancey Hall, Thanks lor making this year my most eventful so far! Lets of luck on finals. Ellen Diamond-face, Even though this Is a week early, we still want to wish you the happiest 19th birthday overf Love ya always, Lamb and Belty Mart, Just wanted to pat you on the back, tell you how much I care, and say thanks for everything. You're okay. XOXOX Mar Dear Jill, Happy 19th birthday. It's been an amazing year in more ways than one. Our friendship Is very special to me. Thanks for always being there to talk to when 1 was (ailing apart. I can't wait until we're roomies. Love, Su M, I can see saying goodbye will be harder than anticipated. I hope next year brings reality to our dreams of "friendship." No matter how lar, you'll still be on my mind. You're my main eventl Love, E Mitch, Thanks for keeping my sanity. You can give It back now. Next year will be so much better. Saul Dear Oreo, Here Is the persona! you have been looking for. Love, T a l k - T a l k , S n a p s , a n d Blueberry Jam Sleazy Bitch, One down and three to go • next semester will be the best. (Ya right) Please!!! Stay obnoxious, vocabularlzed (whatever), happy, and cheerful — I couldn't handle a boring roommate — take care kid and remember, keep The Rose In your heart and a smile on your lace (I know I stole thatl) And keep those Gloria Vanderblll's off your ass (now that's orlglnall) Love, " K " P.S. Remember the average Is 18.7, so you've go till November. Ann, ., , This year was made bearable by your constant help and humor. Thanks Isn't enough. Congrats and good luck next year! Love, Ellen To the Fools (loofs) of Morris: Waltll There will be no pity taken when the seniors return as Alumni next year for surprise visits. Let's hope you all learn how to drink by •nenl „. JC,„ RA and SA Krohnface, I couldn't ask for a better friend. I l l never forget our famous dinners, weekend guests, counts (1-10), drunkeness and big plans (that sometimes get off the ground. Good luck at AA but always remember...be wild! Love, "tangue" Dear Kosher Bitch and Brltto, This has been a great year in our gorgeous, luxurious, well-decorated apartment. We can't forget all that tuna, chicken, cookies, and freezing all winter. Hope you have had as much fun living together as I have. Love, The Other Bitch Dear Maureen, You've been a great addition to Suite 1901.1 hope we'll always keep in touch. Love, Julie Pam (Pamelot), Linda (L2), Donna (DK), Cindy (Dlllybean), Judith (Telephone), and everyone else who has made SUNYA the best four years of my life (especially Perry); Bye Bye Miss American Pie • I love you all! Robin (Lazerbeam) Dear Larry, Hooollly Shit! You f - made It through SUNYA! What will I do without you next year? I guess I could visit Oneonta for excitement. But then again Oneonta sucks! Asseng-A-Song P.S. Long Island Whalls. Footwork Performers, If you danced on Friday and Saturday and were suffering APB's (After Performance Blues), Sunday evening In the Rat, meet me at my "office". The Rat this Sunday at 6 so I can make sur»,you're still smiling — or call "Doctor" Dunn at 489-1681 and I'll make you smile. Terry, Terrlanne, J i m , Jumper, JaBon, T o m , Becky, Sharon(s), Janlce(s), Mark, Bruce, Gall, Dean, and the rest of you leftist Commies, Thanks for a great year — progress Is alow but steady. Peace, Sue Mill Dear Mabes, Hope your birthday was filled with as much sunshine and love as you have given to us. Sorry It's a little late, but then again, so was your cake! Stay Sweetl Love, Judy and Joan Mlndy, Well Cohan, four years are coming to an end. As roomies I think we've been Just great. How about some pass the vodka, nonverbals, and fm's for the road? You're a very special person and I love you for being there to share the good and bad times w i t h me. Here s to Senior Week, graduation, and all the good times ahead. Love, Karen P.S. Not that I'd ever. Happy birthday. Pete, Thanks for all the rides home and the long informative talks. And for your own personal Information, I really can drive a boat I Love, Marie Ann, Leslie, Lisa, Betsy, and Shari: I put you through a lot (Ann • sorry about my "sleeping habits") but you all put up with ft. Thanks for a great semester. Ann and Betsy • I'll miss you lots. Lisa, Leslie, Snarl • party down next fall. Love, Suite Sue Dear Carol, I'll never be able to find a better roommate. I'll miss you muchly. Love, Julie Stolls and Frelrs, 1 hope you see this ad. I've wasted a lot of time trying to srlto something witty yet sensitive and sweel, but I couldn't come up with anything and now I'm late for class. I'm sure you've heard this before, but so what? I really am going to miss the both of you. (The Hippo too.) P.S. Did you see the other one? Dear Jozanne, I still keep thinking that you will be going to Maryland next year. I don't know what I will do without you. Love, Julie Sept. It's Impossible to recount and men- P.S. I can't wait to get my first phone bill. tion all the good times we've had, but I'll try. From sitting In trees, to To a Terrific Roommate, rainy midnight bike rides, near Thanks for putting up with my leath, loud music, not studying, g u l l i b i l i t y , slopplness, and hanging out, Mr. Martin, the combat moodiness. We shared so much zonu, fun times at dinner, and large that I hope your moving off won'l laughs. take away from the friendship we Take it easy loser, Marie built this year. Love, Abby Cindy, Hey klddo • looking forward to To my good friend and sweethearT, another year of salads, midnight Ed, talks, and friendship. Thanks f o r ' You have made Albany a great your friendship. Keep smiling this place to be these past 3 years. I will summer or else!! miss you. Love, Your Future Roomie Love and kisses, Denlse Brian, Carole, So when are we going to New York? We know that you'll never have it as All those people who think you are a good as the past 2 years - but wo talented singer/musician are wrong hope your next 2 take a close se-you're also a terrilic friend. Thanks cond. Don't forget about that tear in for being there. Say hi and "peace" your eye. There will be a few in ours t o P e t e r , (and s o r r y a b o u t too. Runaways). L and R Love, Sue Melinda •' To Bitch No. T, Happy 19th. Now that Arnold is oul klrthlKlU So you're going to Bucknell? Leav- of the hospital, I'm sure that he'll ing us already? Maybe I'll join you In show you a good time. a year. I'm serious. I'm really golrfgr Love, Bitch No. 2 to miss you - thanks so much for the P.S. Smile talks and advice. I don't know what I want to say thanks to a few people I'd do without you. To all the great for making my life here Ihe best: to times and a beautiful friendship. Mark and Jeff: I owe you more than Much love, Lis can be said here. You're the P.S. Did his hair grow back yet? Ha greatest! Always remember the parHa ty, deep convo's, and "184 goes shopping"...sometimes! To Kathy: Dear Stephanie, my love forever — that says It all. To Thank you for your s u p p o r t 201 Ontario: thanks (or the love and throughout the year. You made my friendship these past two year • I first year a great one. love you (Lois too!) Ca and Ing • Vive Love always, Andrea Europe. To Band L: my respect and Cindy, friendship always • Hamptons, be It's been almost 8 months now. there, alohal To Eric: more parties They've been the happiest ones of like the last one - maybe this time my life. You've been there whenever I'll rememberl To Louise: Paris, I've needed you. You've been my Strasbourg, LeMonde! Soit La! To source ol strenght through my Jim: II n'ya que trols heures entre troubled times. This past year tours et Paris. To "You're So would have been empty without Vain":Peut-etra, mals "You've got you. Thank you for all that you've what it takes!" Vive Printemps! To done for me. You are my sunrise. I S h a r o n , J o n , J o h a n n e s , and love you. everyong I couldn't mention here ^__ Roy thanks for making life here worth it. I'll miss youall. Wanted: 1, 2, or 3 tickets for Lake George Boat ride on Friday of Always, Mark Senior Week. Call 489-1973. To our super suitees: Ruth, We've come a long way In 2 years. Laurie • much success and hapFor two girls that needed Koo-Ald at piness in whatever you do. the beginning, we didn't do so bad Trlcla • good luck at Cornell. Don't forget to have fun and call us whon after all. Your Roomie you get married. W e ' l f m l s s you bothl 1 Kent Street (next year), Love, Debbie and Elyse Looking forward to a great senior year full of life, love, and laughterl WANTED • Love, Barb Senior week tickets for the Lake George boatride. Call Dave at Goobers, Larry, and Glenn. 457-7747. Just want to say thanks tor being you and for being my friends. I'm really gonna miss you guys. Con- Why sit in lifter at Mayfest? Please grats on graduation and my best help clean up! wishes forever I Love always, Barb continued on page 17 May 9, 1980 continued from page 16 Longjohns, Not a great season but what a great bunch of friends. Thanx guys. I love ya, Jane No. 14 a.k.a. "But" To everyone who helped make my return so wonderful...you make it all worthwhile. Thanx so much for all your support. Love always, Randy P.S. I really was surprised! Kathi, Arlene, Barbara Sue, and Rlsa, What can I say. Anything would be an understatement for the love I have lor you guys. You have been unreal. Thanx tor all your love, support and the 11:30 phone calls. I love you Ranz Dear B.B.B., I love you so very much I want to lick you all over. Thanks for making me shine. Love always, Snoop Marie, Marisa, and Debbie; Thanks for putting up with our "habits" as you might say. Have you recovered from the shock of realizing how sultemates can really be? Believe It or not, we love you all. Let's do it up at Mayfest — merely a continuation. Love, Lis and Sept. Happy' birthday sweetie. Sorry about the quilt. You're the bestest ever. Have a great day. Andrla Mother, Melvln Dee here at the poolslde. Thanks for being the greatest roommate! Love you cona, Melvln dydx Dear Markalus, You're the greatest...Oops! Went to the Bahamas for Just a second there....We love you a lot. Love, Alus and Alus To the guys on 5, You've got what it takesl We don't like no mellow whitl Love, The " b a d " girls Thanks to Alden Third Floor, Potter Club, Al Frlsbee, Steve, Rick, Enos, Ceasar, Steven and all the other people who put up with me and made It a good year to live downtown. Herman Formal Apology Ellen, I hereby formally apologize for saying unkind things about or to you in the hall while In the presence of Steve N a g l e . I ask your forgiveness. Herman Thank you, my friends, for making the dinner last weekend a success; with special thanks to those who brought food. Andrea My college buds: The art major leaves with promises to visit, teary good byes, a hearty "I love y o u . " Loesh • anything I say Is repltlclous; from a cute kid you've arown to a beautiful adult. Geri - my friendship's yours foreveripius my closet)! Merle - keep smiling (even In the lace of Picasso). Ilyse - you're not fat, you'll get to Israel, and you'll bet your 4.0, I promise! Nurnce, Merg, Gloria, Yanet, Babs - nicer neighbors a person couldn't ask fori And I've yet to meet a more unique bunch of Individuals from down the hall. I'll miss ya tootsi. Best of luck guys, The resident art major Dave: Here's to your big 19th and the Grateful Dead. Happy day, babe! Love, Andrea Thea, McGhea, Blnga's Flngas, whatever we've called you — what can we say after these past two years together. Congratulations and best ol luck. Chicago here we come! Lots of love, G, K, H, B Phllbert, The 4-H Club happily extends its warmest graduation wishes to Monsieur A. Best of luck and 1 Kent Street will never be the samel Composer's Concert This Sunday, 3 p.m., PAC Recital Hall, reception following, (reel! Experience new music of quality. We did s t l fcTlhe best-est friend anyone could ever ask lor. I love you lots Call CA. Paulo and Mary, Thanks lor the best year. I couldn'l have made it through without you guys. I'll miss living with you both very much nexl year. You're both the greatest. Sally Hunk's Chick Here's tl".' personal youve been waiting lor all year long. You lit up my life, you wonderful ohlcl an I Mayfest will bo worth the wail, I OV0 you. Hunk Jimmy, .iniic, and Todd Happy Mayfest! We have to really do ii up ., loi <jiii time's Bake! Page Seventeen _ Albany Student Press Melville 304, Thanks for making this semester a little more h u m o r o u s . Love, Steve Christine, Let's get It together. Jimmy Jill and A, Looks like we made It through one fairly hectic year here and our friendships are as strong as ever. (I guess that contracts workl) Thanks tor a l l t h e g r e a t and most memorable times. Love always, Rhonda Dear Stud, Even though we haven't had much time I'm glad we've been able to spend the past few weeks together. I'll always remember you and the fun times we've shared. See you at SPAC. Love, Toby Barbara (Mohawk 702)1 Yes, y o u ! I sought ol wish this year wasn't coming to an end right now. I, the author, wish you the best. Perhaps, next year... Rick P.S. Note the use of the apposillve. Cutle, Linda, what makes you think this Is for youfl I'm so glad you're staying next year, but now I'm thinking of transferring to St. John's. As long as you laugh hehously, force prunes on Irregular friends and act so damn bitchy, who will wan! to room with you? You guessed it. &l'm kidding, can you tell?) Cutle Lauren, Linda, and Sheryl, I hope that this year (minus 2 weeksj has been as great, funny, exciting, fattening, etc. for you as it has for me. Don't ever forget nacho cheese, Vienna fingers vs. oreos, zip z, IS.S., S.L. and S.K.), Jogging?? and of course the executioners. What a year!! I hope that these new friendships will be everlasting ones. Thanks for everything. Love, Rhonda N (Anus), You think you're suave, You think you're cool, Just mellow out, Cause you're nothing but a fool!! Oh Peter, How can you do this to me? Dear Steve, "In the end, the love you take is equal to the love vou make." A beautiful thought - Keep It with you through the long summer. All my love, Susan Ames, Remember that night we went downtown in the rain. You said I'd never do anything with you again. Well two years have passed by so quickly. III always remember the Rolling Stones, Rubber Soul,and the best shoulder I ever had to cry on. Freihoffers, Tab, the couch in V.O., they always have great memories. Good luck In the luture, you deserve It klddo. Love ya always, Michelle Suite 207 Hamilton, You guys are great — thanx lor all the laughs and smiles! I'll miss living with you and I I I never forget this year. Love, the Zlggy, dirty gumball, and devil dog lover Carole, Ruth, Linda, The past two years have been the best. I'm gonna miss you like hell! Love you always, Ellen Rob, Thanks for all the love and good times we've had In the years we've been together. I hope the future brings you everything you are hoping for. Rob, you will always be in my heart. Love, Janet Dear Andrea, I'm so glad we are able to go to school together. We shared a Tot of experience which I am grateful lor. You're the best sister and friend anyone can havel Happy 19th birthday. Love, your "Big Sis", Stephanie Dear 1404, You absolutely made my year fantastic. You guys learned me well. "I see who I could have lived with." Love always, Mike Dear Mabel, Jane, and Juan, Just thought I'd tell you 16 is my favorite number and you are my (avorlte people. We have so much to look forward to besides, of course, our special friendships. Hero's to next year! Lovo, Judy Congratulations Dunne, Have lun with Ernestine next year. Best ol luck always Andrea and Deeb: Happy 19th birthday! to tin best roommate and the host sultemale: but above all, to two beautllul friend a greal birthday to you Love,Mlsh Melville H a l l , rhanl i. i i everything whale ol a time! Lovi -la-la •.' Dear Julio K., Just wanted i o let you know, I had a great time Saturday night. Gosh, can you dancel See you bv the fountains. Love, Rich Dear Karen, Mlndy, and Mlndy: You girls have made this place very special for me. I wish all of you luck, health, and happiness always. With much love and ol course my friendship always, Sheryl Herkimer Hall Residents' Just a note to tell you how much I've en|oyed this semester with you. Thank you for making it so easy. Take care and stay in touch. Love, the RA Hey, Suzy Starlet, Welcome to Albany! This is going to be one weekend you'll never forget. Love, Andrea Mark, Happy graduation. I wish you success, happiness, and love (mostly love). Take care of yourself or else! Love, LH P.S. You haven't soen the last of me. Unfortunately tor him. B-Stein. Good luck In your off campus home Materialistically, sarcastically, but most of all sincerely, Steve Donna and Janine, Thanks (or all the food, a place to leave my key and being good friends. Love, Mitch To my BMF~; A toast • to you, successful finals, Russell Rd„ our anniversary, our future, and more sidewalk cafes. Love always, Your PSA Oriental Luau, great adventures, the beach, walks to the lake, Wok dinners, scary movies, yeah-boo and so much more that we've shared in 3 years. Thanks for being a special friend. I'll miss you. Love always, Gerbll Rob, Tim. J o h a iMark, f j l , ~~" I couldn t have asked lor better housemates. Next year Is going to be great! Ellen To alfthe Werewolves, Thanks very much lor all the help you gave this year at all the parties. You can't Imagine how much we appreciate you guys. Love, Annie and Missy Mlchele, I know we've fought a lot this year but I feel It's made us closer. I love you very much and will miss you next year. I wish you happiness and success In whatever you do. Remember I'll always be here for you. Your Sister Goobs, I'm glad I gave you that name! Good luck. Glenn Dear Don, Thanks a lot for real food agalnl What Is this making us wash dishes? Orion, where are you? To a long lasting friendship between the 4 o f u s , Cheersl Love, Colleen, Marisa, and Bob To Suites 1902 Eastman and Paine 202, Thanks for putting up with me. Have a great summer. Love, Michelle Joey, There we are walking hand In hand somewhere on the sand at the end of the land and the edge of the shining sea and though we are as nothing to the stars that shine above. You are my universe. You are my love. Lynnl Bets.'Cath, & Shar, This'll be short and sweet cause I can't possibly put down all the great & crazy times we've had. Thanks lor everything. I'll miss you this summer. Love, Dl PJsTand - he7bitchy roommate, Both of you are very special to me. We've had a lot of good times, but damn next year's going to be even better. Be happy. sTuyvesant_203, Thanks lor letting me live In your suite Ihe past year. It's been terrific. Your 7th sultemate MYou've been a really good friend and roommate lor the past 2 years. I know you'll be a great RA. Enjoy your single To all those who worked In any way to elect Mark Lofayetto SA Vic* President: I would like to express mv love and thanx. to all of you. You all took abuse for a cause that will continue. Love, Mark Lafayette Connor'O, _, . , Just wanted to say Happy Birthday and good luck on any future Connor'O crushes. Much love, O Gonlne Ouknlpss I love you lotsly. Have the best birthday ever — Thans for being you! Dukes Ignatz, Yo' bltchl It's been one crazy semester and you've been an important part of It. You've been a friend to each of ua In many ways. Our friendship shall last as shall the memorles...Frank's, Wolfle baby. Edwardo, Jim Jaw, sex. queen of the gypsies, disco Cindy and the Assholettes, "fuel In my tanks," sex, hot tuna In the field, le silken swirl..., sex, Friday night party and getting lel-ed, bonjourro, "The Sensuous Woman", the laudrymat...There's much more that could be said, but we know you'll never forget. We'll miss you and we'll always be " l o o k l n " for Cindy! Good luck. Love always, Krazy Kat, LH' Bitch, Giggles la Fletch and the Rag Lucy, Haopy 19th (a little bit early) and to the wild apartment life to come. Ethyl Lynne and Evelyn, I just want to say that great times He ahead and I'm really glad things worked out. I'd say more but my fingers are too tired and my eyes are mesmorized. Here's to summer! and all the rest ol that shit. The Ninth Gabadabadoo, Everytlme we think of you we have to laugh. It's great to know that there's other crazy people out there somewhere but do we have to get stuck living with them. Who's going to catch you when you tail in the door the next time? And who's going to warn us of the next fire? I. guess we've had our laughs (rolls) In the cale - you know the place you go to lale at nlghf to study for nothing. And next time you stare u p a t the tower in amazement (or were you l o o k i n g for someone), try t o remember the escapades in It. And how could we forget when you went bike riding In the rain to prove that bike brakes do not work In the rain. And then the bike rusted. And Pizza Hut. And Perkins. And we're gonna miss you. And don't forget the litter bag In your car. All our.love, ELC Pres. and Vice. p Thank you lor a great year ol (un and Joy. I have learned a lot Irom you and I know this Is only a beglnnIng. Love, Rog Deal Hal, Stufaco, and Miss Schulman, You've been great friends who I'll never forflet. See you all In Europe. Love, Carol plahandlhis Is a box. To all our Iriends: You may be right. To the Drug Cult, We may be crazy. How come we never had another But we |ust may be the lunatics the slumber party? Was it because F. world is looking lor. Gil didn't know how to play going Later, Marie and September on a Picnic or because we couldn't fit everyone with Ron's Bozo Mays, To the cutest little freshman I know. Bombers. You'll never be alone like a dog Love, Lammy, E. Beck Von Flamen, cause you're really not a dick. Keep and Grub In touch. P.S. Tony Just met this girl? A.B.S. To the "little one", Good friends do come in small Dear Hags, packages.Tnanks for being there My only regret alter going here lor and alT the good times. Bood luck four years is that we can't speak to with whatever you do next year and each other. I don't want to leave here knowing that one of the best Matt, remember AMAF. Well I guess this personal Is a loi Love, Myra friends I made is no longer my friend. It would mean a lot to me i l , different than the one that apP.S. Be carelul ol those thing U we could settle our differences. peared last year, but what can I do vigorously. CTK say? A lot has happened but then Sherman, again a lot of time has passed. I To all my friendsI can't believe It's really over. Aren t sometimes think thai everything is you relieved) It's hard forme to put It's been a great year! Remember coming along really well but then "South Pacific" and "Get the Hell all of my leelings on this piece ol something comes up and I have to paper. We've been through a hell ol Out of Here". The cast parties and think that we haven't come as far as breakfast at Hojo's. Remember the a lot over these past 3 years. I hope I thought. I guess It really doesn't you know how much you mean to crazy happenings In Suite 902, 9th pay to think nut then again neither me. Knowing you has added floor parties, and "Bite My Hlney". does this Job. I hope this summer Is something very special to my life. Thanks Beth lor making the end of as good as I've prayed for it to be something I'll cherish (orever. Con- the semester great. Remember because I don't want to have to gratulations on your graduation! I roller skating Rocky Horror. To my grab onto what I can scramble for. fellow teammates on the "Cygnets ' love you. I've done enough scrambling. So and all other; I'll be thinking about starting over • I'm sorry. Can we go you while I'm In Sweden this sum- on from here? P.S. Here's to fiesta colors, peanut mer. Have a great summer and I'll butter, and baby oil! Love, Your Moneymatlc Card see you next year In Ryckman 204. Kevin, Lars, Sverge, and Capt. futtT E. Beck, Brackett It looks like we made it through this What would I have done without OH God I hate school year, but it you? These past 3 years have been was well worth It with you lor a Flash—Lelcht and Coach Boiler- great but It's only the beginning. I roommate. Can't wait til next year love you! Thanks for everything! when we make our daring move to You two are definitely too much! Love, Frultty Thanks a lot lor one hell of an unthe second floor. ' t h a n k s for all the memories, Love you, Robin forgettable night. Just remember to 803 - for all the laughs, stop playing with the radio and have Beth (1804) - all the highs, the windows cleaned for next time. Frann, 802 • everything from A to Z, Rocky Looks like another first, summers Brian - your a winner either way. approaching and we're still talking. Love, Susan It's about lime. You've made this B~Itch7 " year so special, thanx for your Happy 5 months. Thanks lor the Alden third — Herman — great understanding and love. Hero's to a surprise, It was groat! mags (Howard liked 'em); Rick wild summer. Good luck in RIT. The Bastard Chenenko and Steve Nagle — I'm I love you, Howie Mark, happy you can break your own glasses now; Enos <— what can I To pinches and bile forever Sheila, Joan say — the rap6 wore great; Dave, Remember how we thought It would P.S. Next time I'll win. Ken, Marty, Jack, Steven, Sal, Lou, be hard not living down the hall Jerry, Tom. and Co. — It has been from each other? Now you're gonna Dear Jolf, Interesting (not bad!) To those be living od-campus. Keep In touch From Don Ryan to Melville Hall; and have me over once in a while. we've both corrio a long, long way. forgotten, ditto. Take care, and have a good summer. Love, Gorbil The time we've had together has Steve In 319 Howie Dool, Jell, Hoiman, Dan, been groat. Yours Is a friendship I P.S Joe I. — please no peanuts. never want to lost. Stay In touch. Tony, Amy, and Krup; Who knows, we mlghl contluo In Deareal Steven, I didn't dick It, I'm really out ol hero. You have made roy I if o so much Thanx lor your help and Irlondshlps. D.C. Take care ol yoursoll always, Your roomie, Bruce more moanlnglul. With you I am truGood luck nexl, I'll miss you all. ly *3orn again. I love you. Howie Miniiy, Sue i n my Duoiiy CB Roommate, l o that (jril from Liberty who I lovo M o m s Hall Mike • thanks for Ihe wildest 1 1/2 very much, Ihanks for all the groat years ami loi lakinfl my crap. Who tlmea We had Ihe8e pas! (our years. "I hanks loi a wailing year, I've loved Will stop an ll ! Ini '"' Don't forget, Northeaster Is Just every rnlnutel I'll miss you a lot. Lovo, Vlrg Waiting lor you. Am) Long Island P.S. Road trip — North Carolina Isn'l so lai away. continued on page 18 Love, Karon __ Albany Student Press Page Eighteen continued from page 17 Fritz, Since you had to wait 12 months for this I'llmake it worth your while. How about making this Mayfest as good as the last with our usual celebration to follow! Love always, the guy with no memory Penny and Ruth, You don't know now much I'm going to miss you both. The two of you have made me so happy • I will always remember this semester with my cherished memories. You both welcomed me to the apt. and never once did I feel uncomfortable. I grew to love you both In such a short time. We've shared four months filled w i t h happiness (and sometimes depression), but I've enjoyed every second (except for the ants). I, have the fondest memories of sharing: dropped toothbrushes, Carvel and H.J s Ice cream, cleaning the apt., fruit salad, tennis, turkey, complaining, many, many meals, onion soup, s h o p p i n g , breakfast at the fountain with bagels for dessert, the love boat, salad, long talks until 2 a.m., thos hysterical photography sessions, and the time the bird made where he shouldn't have. But most of all I will never forget the love. Congratulations to you both and thanks for being you. Love, Donna To everyone w h o remembers: Haren, Nerds, Deubes, 901, spades, student teachers, softball, Hemingway, Montroal, Boslon, Baldwin women, "How the hell are you," Lambrusco, the Honies King Arthur, peanutted Chinese food, Daryl Hall, ilnetape, Theo (RIP) the trendsetter, football players, strawberry, Martin Mull, Grand Union, stoogles, Wile Coyote, dash pepper and Ink blots, Lump, the Rat and wind; Thank you all for making and sharing my memories. It's been a great four years and It's all because of you. Love, Edith JIG; And so we all must go on our different roads of life. You have given me much and helped me through those troubling times. Keep on working and striving at your fine standards. I can see the light through the cracks in the wall. George Washington To my favorite "hick" Just wanted to say I've enjoyed ovary minute we've spent together — thanx for the good times. I'm really going to miss you! Good luck in law school, Lots of Love, M. To all the guys Trom Cooper. Especially, Rick, Vic, Scott, Scott, Artie, Winnie, Dave, Freody, Waz, Gary, Buggy, Bog, Wayne, Neil, Bob, Goosle, John, Mik» Mel, Greggy, Eddie, Tom, Brucr, Dennis, Keith, and our hero Marty-Mjn. We'd like to thank you for being our buddies, and protectors and also lor making our freshman year a memorable one. We'll never lorget those midmorning raids, wrecked lounges, serenades from the shower, cooper clan trips downtown, wrestling in our lounge, Floyd, and of course those wild and crazy Cooper parties. Much love always, the girls from Cooper — Al, Boom-Boom, Monkey, 'Me," and Wholesome, (alias) Sandy, Tory, Paula, Lauren and Rosle Elball — Eight years have gone by since we met (even If you don't remember the first yearl) The past lour have been fantastic. Thanks for always being thore (letting me call on "the bonds of friendship" at 4:30 a.m. I) and for being such a groat friend! Love always, Nancy Dear M.T. I'm sorry about the Gremlin's back end, but so glad to have gotten to know you better! You've brought something very special Into my life. I love you, Buster To all my friends, I just wanted to thank all of you for making these last two years at Albany the best years of my life. You have all touched me In many different ways and all of you are special In your own way. Although d i s t a n c e o l many miles w i l l separate us you will always be on my mind. The times we have spent together has been unique. Please don't forget me. Lovo, Bruce Yo"Little One. Hey Band. What a baaad year for space Invaders. Seems we're always standin' on the corner with suitcases In our hands. And when we're going down the road feeling Baaad, we got them roadhouse blues to rev us up again. I wonder If somewhoro the •water really does taste like Johnny or Black Velvet. But I guess, I just don't know . . . P.S.: Let'B try to find the place where the peoplo like lo go down slooowl LA HEATTRA OATH To my Schatzle (all mine), Thanks so much for your smile, your warmth, your frlendshlp...y,our love! With mucho love and kisses, your "TBS" Fox (all yours!) P.S. Gonna miss you next year Babes...lots! P.P.S. It's a long way to Syracuse (sort of). G-Man, Thanks for five beautiful months and all of the happy memories. With all my love and kisses, "Your Baby" Dear Momle: Thanks for a great 2nd semester. Sorry It took so long to ask you out. I hope you come back next year because I need someone to lake care of me. If you don't I will understand. Remember Boston, Prlvldence, Atlanta, and Syracuse. Take care, I'll miss you and always love you. Love, Your Little Baby Dear Trudy, You have made my years In Albany worthwhile, and I am sure you will make the rest of my life the same. Congratulations on your graduation next year will be tough, but I will survive. I love you more than anything. Shell Wit and Mag, Thanks to you and everyone else who supported us and helped us In our almost successful season. We couldn't have done it without you. Much love, Yogi's Youngsters Karen, Thank you so much for the past six months plus. I'm going to miss you so much. I love you. Love, Dan Dear Carole, Linda, and Ellen (one more time), Have a great time in your various journeys this summer. Ellen • enjoy Albany. Carole and Linda • have a terrific time cross country. I hope you meet in Yosemlte! Love ya, Ruth, the mature one In the suite Andy, Ed, Glen, and Seth: Many thanks lor the 4 sweelest guys I know for all of your help this year. All my love, Cathy DeaFcheryl and Les, It's been really great living with you guys. You mean a lot to us and we'll really miss both of you. Remember • you'll always be welcome at 156 If you ever get the urge to be with some old friends. Lots of luck In NYU and Germany. It will never be the same here without you. Love a l w a y s , C a r o l , Jody, Sharon,and Enid Fabio (whlmp), Love those Illy white socks (lot's not forgot the stripes). Happy birthday. Congratulations on your forthcoming graduation. Knock 'em dead at Cornell Law, Senator Bioner. Stay as copasetlc as you are! Love, Jo and Jules Suito'2067 In September I never knew any of you were alive, now I can't imagine not thinking of you every minulo of the day. Love, Claudia Hopefully by now we'll have worked things out: ICAAY MTICAA. You're very important to me and so Is your haplnoss. Love, D Sept, Well, where do I begin!? I know you've heard It before, but finally It's the time to say it all. Klddo — It won't be the same without you at Dutch next year. That's for sure. There Is so much to say, it's hard to put It all downl Most of all I want to thank you for so many of the best times ol this year at Albany! Whenever I needed a laugh or advice (alot), you were always therol it seems there are so many things to thank you for & I hope you realize what they meant to mo! Keep smiling, you're a beautiful person & a special friend — I'll never forget youl THANKS SO MUCH BUCKO — I'm gonna miss youl Love, Lis Rolibin and Mlchelo Well, we made It and overall, things went smoothly. We probably had the only 4 person suite with 5 people! I'm really looking forward to next year. We II have a oreat time. Love, Rand P.S. You too, Ellen! Tony, We survlvod the trials and tribulations ol Tappan Hall!t I don't know how I could've done It without you. You've been the bosl co-RA and a very special friend, Lovo, Anita The TAPPAN PARTY was magnlflcontl You wero glorious! I'll never forgot how much " F a i t h " you gave ma. Maybe wo'll meet In a bar sometlmo and do It again. Aloha, Tom Dear T Happy May 6 and 25. We |ove you and wish you tons of luck. Love Gags, Mike and Deb Dear Chrlssle, Deb, Lisa, Liz, and Abbie I've missed you folks a lot this year. I wish we could have spent more time together. Good luck In the future! Let's keep In touch. Lots of love, Jackie Sheri If you don't like C.C. how about Sassafras? Can't wait for next year's pizza binges and plain brown packagesl Love, Cannoll & Q.P. t o the g r e a t e s t s u i t e ever; Stelnmetz 307 I couldn't have picked a greater bunch of wenches to have suite meetings with. Love, Joyce Mlchele, It's great to have you back In Albany again! I hope that you en|oy the weekend! Love, Jackie Rob, Thanks for carrying my books home from calculus every day. Love, Joyce Steve, " What a co- you turned out to be! It's been great! Best of luck next year. Love, Jackie LT What can I say to a special beautiful friend except I lovo you and You're going to make a Gr-B lawyer one day! Love, Joy Cannoll, Thanks for a sooperiflc year. Over the summer — don't work too hard & try to visit often. Enjoy & get tan. I lovo you, I'll miss you. Quarter Pinl Robi I want to wish you all the luck this summer. And whatever decision you make for next year, we'll still be friends! I still hope you return!! Until Bleecker...Eric Keep Maylest clean! Pick up litter. Val and Dee Dee, It's been quite a semester! Lots of love, Jackie Bruce, I could never thank you enough for all your help this year, especially with statements. I'll miss you. Jackie To Spunky, Gangone, the Fur, Gobble, Max, and the Big D Thanks lor a great yoar,,lt's been terrific!! Lovo, Nanos No garbage at Mayfest...keep it litter (reel! Dear All, Thanks for Ihe gifts and cards on my B-Day. Melville and other Staters - you've been great. I'm still searching for my meaningful In,Out • In.Outll With sexual desire Irom "Potatla", Danlol Daniel, set! you at Mayfest!.. The Mgr. Duanno, Like the sun that never ceases to shine our friendship will continue lo glow. You're Number 1. Love, Claudia S"kl Birds of a feather flock together. Many good times, laughs and memories. Looking forward to another long burn next year. Keep on flyln! Ton Ton Kid Lisa Newmark, It's not where you start, It's where you finish. Mala (my roomie), Wo may toast to a lot of things, but after I drink that drink tho memory goes to the heart, where I have a place lor you. To a new and wonderful friendship. I'll drink to that. Lovo, Claudia It'll all be happening next year al 554 Hudson Avo. Looking forward... —R To my friends who've been selected to got their diplomas (Jay, Stu, B. O'B., Sue, Joys, et al.). Wear it well, be careful, and good luck. -R The" Fifth of Colonial and 407 Hudson, It's nice to know good peoplo, never a part of tho family but sheltored by It many tlmos. Mumps Is a mopos. Thataway Is whlchaway. Marty Burnout From one Levy (beginning with a R.) to another (beginning with a B y. Congratulations. In my hoautllui-eyod Italian, From a favorlto dance partner, to a "casual" Irlend, to I love you. Love, "Sometimes" ana Always, Dill W! Keep Maylnsi cloan. Pick up lltlor New Shirt Gary???? May 9, 1980 To Everyone who's worked (and suffered) In CC 334 this year: Thank you all and each for the help, time, hard work, dedication, and the laughter. It's been much more pleasure than work lor me because U °^°_ _J _Deb To?????? (In absentia, o l course). Even though our loss Is their gain, Cornell should be a lark alter this place. Good luck and happiness. Ibid Mr. Sellgson, Ace Salesperson: Never has one person worked with another lor so long with so few hassles and so much ease. Good luck In wherever you decide to be next year ER, KU, and MO'B: I Just can't get sentimental In print to ATI G r a d u a t i n g Editors Emerltus'es: (Tom, Jill, Aron, Edith, Stu, Bob O'B, Steve, Rich, and JBG) Note: Add 37 days before reading the following. Happy Birthday E3 Klein! Contributions now being accepted lor the "Elect Steve Coplon to some office In some legislature in some state" campaign. Hurry!! Last day to contribute Is May 25, 1985. To Abby's Owner, There are now words that can say how happy and lucky I am because ol you. Every second I am with you Is the finest moment.., Love, PFFFFFFFFF 1 Kent St. W o o l ! — It won't be tho same not having you around to roll down the back windows of my car! But L.B. isn't that far away, so I'd better see you — OFTEN! Down the hatch! Philip (PHI -ill) — Stay away from all that Nabisco chocolate or you'll gain 50 pounds! (Bummer!) Thanks for always being able to make me . laugh! Dick — Madeline won't be the only one who'll miss youl Especially with those eyes! I still haven't forgiven you for all that abuse I took at that business meeting (THE TANK!) BRAT — I'll miss those I.B.E.'s, but you know I won't let 2-and-a-hall years ol friendship slip away. So I hear Boston is a nice place to visit! You know how I feel; need I say more? You guys are the best! Thanks for everything All my lovo, Nancy Mark, Mike and Scott, It's been a terrific yearl Thanks for all your help with the senior class. Good luck, Dave Ryckman Hall Have a great summer! It's been a fun year! Love, Scott and Dave To my RHW, Your a very special person always will be. Thanks for all help'and patience. I couldn't done it without you. Lovo, your and your have LGS Dear Robin & Sue, You two deserve a separate personal. What can I say? The two of you have been my guiding light Ihroughout this year. Without you, I don't know how I would have survlvod. I don't know what else lo say except that I love you both dearly. Please keep In touch and don't ever forgot me. I'll be thinking of you both constantly. Take care of yourselves. Love always, Bruce Vanessa, Gebo, I r i s h , Bin, Karen, Mlchelo, James, Mike, Murph & Chuck Thanks for making this such a groat year. You're all wonderful. Tako Care, Lovo, Joanno Why sit In Litter at Maylest? Please help clean u p l l l EfierT; What are you going to do next year without us to Bother you when you want to do work? Ruth & Linda ALICE TORDA & D E A N N E I L BROWN: Many thanks for your concern ovor my illness & your assistance In obtaining a leave of absence for tho past fall torm, Your kindness helped me through a particularly bad time. I,wish you both an on|oyablo summer. Maria F. Vales-Wright Conchlta and Shirley, What a pleasure It will be to have an environment minus your disgusting filth for a whole lovely summer. Sickened Easily On May 12, the boys from 209 Cayuga will proudly present an "End of Year Party". The party will be held at Flre-n-lce disco and music will be provided by D.J. Russ and company. Live music will be p r o v i d e d by " D a v e and the Dlshrags". Good music, good people, cheap drinks. continued Irom page 18 S.G. Here is a "personal" for this last ASP Issue: Roses are red, violets are blue, but who cares! Love, WR KiriTi So glad you were at 671 this semester • It's been fun!!I Now It's going to be 2 lawyers from 671. Best of everything!! Love, J o ' Keep Mayfest clean! Pick up litter! Dear Dave, You're a great guy and we love you. Best of luck on your graduation. We hope you and the " w a f f s " do as well as you did on your recital. Love, 209 Laurie, Linda, Marina, and Rhona The closeness we share as a suite made our freshman year the best... Carly ... Village People ... B.B. ... Regression ... CHIX ... memories. Remember • we're only a lew floors apart next yearl Love, Maryanne and Ellen Hey Gambler Thanks for my own P. You made my day. Here's to you. Guess Pitch in at Maylest. Throw away your garbage. Dear Linda, Carole, and Ellen Is It really 2 years since 2 hurting b u c k e r e t t e s ( f r i e n d s of the friendless) got such good potluck? I can't Imagine us not living together again next year. These 2 years have been terrific and I feel very lucky lo have been a part of them. I'm going to miss you next year. I love you. Ruth Dear Chlx, I'm so glad that late placed us together. We've had so many good times and I'll always remember them. Even though we won't be together next year, I hope we'll still stay close. I love you all. Marina (lllllost chick) P.S. Colonial Tower • watch out! Reward: For Information concerning the person or persons responsible for damage done to a white '67 Plymouth Valiant on the night of Saturday, May 2nd, between B:30 p.m. and 12:15 a.m. Call 463-6059. Keep Mayfest cleanl Pick up litter. Marina We made It! They said It wouldn't work, two Irlends rooming, but toe showed them all. Thanks lor boing such a wonderful friend, for tho secrets, lor the good and tho bad. It's been fun! Lovo, Linda No garbage at Mayfest. Keep It iTf ter (reel Su-Q, People say we dress tho same, wo talk the same and we act the same. Well, what else would you expect Irom best Irlends and sisters?!? This year many things happened and I'm glad that we were both there lor each other. Oh yea, tho P.R. desk clerk says hello, he wants to know when you II be back to visit. Love, Wltz Dear Peg, Joanne, Linda, and Barbara Can't tell you how much It means to have Irlends like you. We all share so many memories. You'll be truly missed. I wish you all the best In your futures. Never lose touch. Graduation congratulations (also to you, Bob). Love, Laura Dear Bill, It's been wonderful going to school together. You've beon a groat Irlend and supportive brother. Congratulations! Lovo, Laura I'd like to make a toast: Sentimentality Is not something I admit to easily, but what tho hell, I'm a girl. So, within this personal Is a general "thank y o u " to everyone who played some part In my year. And to those who had loading roles in my sitcom, I add a "very much" lo tho "thank y o u " because it roally was quite a season! Hero's hoping that you know who you are! CHEERS! Claudia Carole, Wishing you an early 19th - have tho greatest d a y l ! Thank you for always being there and just being you. I m very nappy with the way things are now and I hope they'll never change. Never forget "build me u p " and all the other crazy things we've done all year. C, all remember I love you. I love you. All my lovo, Ca God, I'm loalous Sue Bee Honey, It's GREAT having you around again. I love you. Bumblebee To Jay, Stu, Cliff, Debbie, Rich, Ron, Grub, Bob, Robin, Suo, Mlchele, and lust about everyone else on tho staff • It has not boon real, but It has been fun. Thanks for a place to hang out, a non-pay phone to use, and somo recycleable memories. Jim RONALD BRENT LEVY Shit, I hopo you see this. With all the old nuts and new nuts up on tho 3rd floor ol tho CC, I can say honestly that you are the most pleasant. Thea, Joy, Sue, Randye, Sarah, Sleve2, Dave, Rich, Jeff, Mlke2, Herman, and Church • Congratulations. Thanks for holplng to mako this my boBt somester at Albany. Como back and visit, I'll still bo at 20 Kont Street. Donna Polo, Congratulations! I'm expecting to soe you back hero visiting noxt year. Love, Donna Barbara and Mike Double c o n g r a t u l a t i o n s ! B o s l wlahoB lor your now lllo together. Mlko • good luck In law school. Bar- lo my Swoolums, I love you more than ovor. Thoso past two years have boon the groatost. Happy annlvorsaryl Lovo, your sweothoart as I know you'll bo. You'll be a beaullful bride. Love, Donna continued on pageTfj Rich, Gaylo, Stacoy, Debbie, and Mike, I'm going to miss all tho groat tlmos we had. Good luck to all ol you. Charlie May 9, 1980 liar.i I hope one d a y I'll t i n a s h a p p y the boys from 209 Cayuga Invite you all to an end ol year party at Flre-n-lce. Real rock-n-roll music by Russ Rueger and company. Live band will also appear. Free admission. Cheap drinks. Chicky, Seth, and Hy, Thanks for making this year Ihe best, thanks lor being such good Irlends for the last lour. Benny Brlte, You're a dick. Marty To Benson Street Burnouts, Ellen you're a fighter for causes, JoAnne you're a plsser, Kathy-Loo and Lii.ii you will always be my best girls. Make Benson Street live on. .The cigarette smoking burnout D and Z, You're thore you swine. Helmet, I call you a bargain, the best I ever had. An angel to soon descended. Your puppy Low, I'm sorry things turned out like they did but I grasped for Ihe only thing I saw. You re still a Iriond In my eyes and If y o u ever f o r g i v e me remember that. Still plenty ol good memories. Your Roommato God, Just because you wore a good Christmas present lor your parents, don't let it go to your head. Don't ever forget how much you love Jo' Momma. The State Bank ol Albany shall echo on the third floor of Albany. We must do It again someday. Marty P.S. The fourteenth floor must be recreated someday. Skid Rowe lives! Why sit In Utter at Mayfest? Please help clean up!! Sprout and the 19th of Colonial, Thanks a lot for somo good burr. Loopor thanks for the turn on '.nd some very Interesting b a i l e e s to swallow. See you all on Morris Street. _^ Martin Manny (crazy Spanish pulz) For keeping me in line, thanks. For tho partying and transporlatlonal aid. Stay cool. Good luck in Hie and love. Marty flon Teo-Lon, It would be an honor to bo a mother pucker as long as I attend this school, Keep diggln' thoso b!ues. Hopo you got an oxcollont job. Marty What is tall, pink bearded, and puis holes In walls? Answer: A Chicky, Incredible Shrinking Dr. WU You woro a good roommato and Ireshman yoar, a good dancer, and now you've ovolvod Into CLIVE. What's next? Good luck and good lust. Bonny Hyaiollah, Do tho lucking dishes and give mo a ride uptown, quick Bonny Nancy anil I eslie Brooklyn can't bo all bad. It produo nd you two, Good luck always, Lovo, Davo i ' b , Bryan, rony, Dub, sin, Nnai, Evan, Ron, Mickey, Congratulations and QOOd luck lo all ol you. Donna fp 403 lower Throe oloreos sound3 liko lun. .lea Ann You are the half ol my soul. Someone to talk with, to sing with, to eat with, to laugh with, to, cry with, to think with, to understand. Someone • to be my friend. Here's to great times and a lasting friendship forever. Marlsa Rle-Rle Montgomery, Don't ever lorget those crazy conversations. They were the best and so are you. Your Roomie Always, Marlsa Todd Hobln Band — May 15 J.B, Scoff's For Stu, Jay, Cliff, Rich, Sue, Robin, Michele, Aron, Grub, Ron, and all the ASPIes, thanks for everything especially the memories. JlmD. The New Matzoh Men have finished their best season ever. Awards: Cy Young • Blck; Golden Glove - Glenn; Most Enthusiastic • Jeff; Sliver Schlong • Joe; Offensive MVP • Dave; Defensive MVP • Ed; Best Looking - Jack; Best Rant-andRaver • Seth. Thanks to all! Love, your captain, Seth En|oy Mayfest on Saturday! Enjoy a clean SUNYA on Sunday. Pick up the litter. t o the entire ASP staff, especially Laura, Sylvia, Susan and Beth: T h i s is t o a c k n o w l e d g e an unspeakable debt ol gratitude lor three years of a great paper and the terrific people who make it what It Is, You light up my life. Aron Tom (Too Many Marshmallows, T.M. Angel, etc.); When we're both unemployed, can we get together and try breaded potatoes again? Smitty Sue~TvT, What's the scoop? I'm gonna miss you, lots and lots and lots and lots. Aron Eilssa, What can I say? You Big Burly Jerk. I love you. . Rob Why sit In litter at Maylest? Please help clean up! tcTcolonlal Tower suites 303, 402, 403, Herkimer 301 and Pierce Hall 208, 215, We really loved the past two years: getting to know you all; becoming great Irlends; |ust having an excellent time in general. Wo ro gonna miss you guys next year. Wo'll be thinking o l y o u . Lovo Always, Diane and John EGGS McMullin, Keg, Over Easy, Sunnysldo, Golden, Green, Rollen, Freid. Congrats on tho uptown and downtown championships. With love, Marilyn Pitch in al Maylest your garbage. Throw away A You know I'm roally going to miss you alter this yoar. KT i don't believe you • you must bo kidding! A You're right, I am. You suck. And Rich B, told mo it's a fact. KT KT, You should talk, you slut! What about Bill and my keys?!! A Oh yoah? I never denied being a slut • you tramp. After all, your name is on ovory bathroom wall In Albany. KT, You wenchl Whal about that guy w h o ' s name I can't m e n t i o n because his girlfriend would break your lace. And that other guy who's so ugly that he makos SMmo look good. Okay • you wanl lo bring up dlrl?! Ii all your K.F.'s had scorod as well as playing football, baseball, rugby, etc. - Albany would never know a losing season. KI KT, Oh no! Thero goes my rop. I dony II all. Bui aren't you gonna miss mo7 A A, Yoah, I'll miss yo i A l d 1 know you're really 0 nli i girl but nice girls finish fast. KT Page Nineteen _ Albany Student Press Dear SCP: Thanx for a great 18 months! As long as we're together, whatever the future holds for us has to turn out fine (and I know It will). Love, PSK To whom It may concern: CSB and ILW will be combining for one final fling. BEWAREI To all ol Cuddles' Friends: Thanks for making life at SUNYA great. I will always remember you and cherish these days. Love, Cuddles P.S. A special thanks to Mary Teresa P.P.S. A very special thanks to you, roomie. Dear Lis, These past lew months together have been very special to me. I have cherished each moment with you and know there will be many more great times. I love you. Larry Pitch In at Maylest. Throw away your garbage. Leah, Donna, Jill, Elaine, and Karen, Hey future sultles! I'm looking forward to next year. I'm sure we're going to have a blast I! Ro, don't worry, we'll visit you on Dutch. And Vic, the second floor Is only an elevator away. I love you all, Deb Tim Tom Gunther, new RA of the Werewolves, celebrates 6 months anniversary with luture WoHelle Amy Kllgus. Happy anniversary. Love, Edan Even though it's only beon a short time since I've met you, I leel we've beon friends torever, and I know we will bo. Since Montreal we've gotten closer and now we'll have the greatest house ever next year. Love, Lorl P.S. Next week I'll race Bonowltz P.S.S. Thank you bodies ol the week. Carol (Miss Zodiac) Congrats on London. I'll miss you a lot. Who olso loves Ihe coll as much as I do. Have a groat lime In California, you loo Rib. You're a great Iriond. Jamie, I'll see you In Albany. I'll miss you loo, II11lo girl. Lovo, your "daily doso" Elephant in blue sneakers, There are nol enough words lo express how much I love you! You are always there when I need you. We have been t h r o u g h so much together and It will last forever. Get psyched for 941! Now you will bo my rumatl. Lovo always, Lips FOR ONCE I'M GOING TO BE SERIOUS. Dear " H " , Ihe lunatic I'm looking (or • you didn't "dick It" yel but "I m pissed" because you're "sooo mad" and your nose Is crooked you "lunatic"! Babe, you're my only deodorant, and I lovo you very much. Lovo always, Frann P.S. So, Sow buttons. To whom it may concern (too many names) Hero's to road trips K.R. with Co., Robin Hood, the Utlca Zoo, and long lost sanity. Lovo, J.B. The best co RA: Stove I'm looking lorward lo noxt yoar 'cause I think we're going to bo excellonl logother. I wish you Ihe bosl of succoss, happiness, and love. Love, your co, Mauroon P.S. Whitman's gonna be groat! Keep Maylest clean. Pick up lltlor! Stacoy K: Although I didn't always show It, I know I couldn't have found a bolter friend. (I moan III) I'm looking lorward to the barbecue and to a lasting friendship. Lovo always, Charllo As I leave this " l i n o " place alter throe years, I will must remember the friends I havo made and the momonls I havo on|oyed. I wish I could thank everyone personally (no pun Intendod) but hopefully, I've shown In the past and will snow In tho luture, how I lool about all ol you. I must thank "tho Guys" • Howlo, Stove, Jon, Evan, Gary • and especially Mitch and Bruce • without you guys, I wouldn't know whal Iruo friends are. Thanks to all Charlie Doar Lisa, Well, wo finally mado It. I'm not ono lor long spoochos or goodbyes, but thai doesn't mean you haven't meant a lol to mo. I'll always chorlsh tho good tlmos wo'vo had together! May conimoncoment bo only the beginning of a llfo-long friendship. * I lovo you, D.E.B. KT, Iloob.i. I know. Here n is Tins tiny space can barely hold all of Ihe things I would like lo No Garbage al Mayfeal I i> u '"• s.iy • September 13 • Sneaky'-., wine i„,l cheese In 204, Hultalo, Pauly's lei Irsell In ihe "Bozton" (You know who you Hotel, Studio 64, Skiing at Stratton, ! loi Ida Thia yeai was the greatest. ore I love you more than I possibly Long and happily '".'v you Bl could BVfti '.now you. 1 ovo and Hunks, J.B. Baby Bluos (A potential terminal smllnr) Dear Sue and Karen, I'm looking forward to next year. We are going to make the beat ever! Thanx for taking me.ln. Carole Audg, To a special person who has been thru everything with me (boy, has 4 years flown byl) I just want to wish you all the best there Is. Love, Joy Dear Ellen, 7 Benson Street's gain Is my loss. I'll miss living with you, but will be there II you need me. Have a terrific summer. Your roomie Dear Ruth and Linda, I can hardly believe how fast the yeafs have gone by. Everyday has been an experience. What a lucky freshman I was. I guess all of us got a good deal. I wish the both of you happiness and success In all you d o . C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s on your graduation. No garbage at Mayfest. Keep II litter tree!! Dear ABS What can I say now that It's almost over. Except thanks I love you very much. Looking lorward to our reunion In Buffalo. Love and hockles, D.E.B. Dear My Stevle You were the greatest roommate I could've asked for. Thanks for tolerating my crazlness. Your nasal roommate, Bruce P.S. Hado Oakle, Kenny and Lee Sharon, II Is so groat to know I have found a friend In you. You havo always been thore for mo • something I'll never iorget. Wo'vo been through a hell ol a lot together and I hope tho good times never end. I lovo you. Always, Mary Joan Doar Liz-O, Thanks lor one holl ol a college career. I couldn't have survived without you and your craziness. I'll miss you. Lovo, D.E.B. To my favorite Schlippin sisler, You aro the greatest roommate a girl could ask lor. I'm going to miss you next yoar. Who else will slay up with mo all night and oat popcorn? This yoar has gone by so fast and wo'vo gono through a lot. I'll never forgot it. Love, your Schlippin slstor Fritz, Someone told mo you've boon waiting for this lor 12months- Happy year • lot's mako this Maylosl liko Ihe last one, you'ro Invited for the usual colobratlon! Love always, tho guy with no memory Why sit in llltnr al Mayfeat? Please help clean uplll Ciisliinaii, If Anyone con do ii, you'll pull ii off In Illy event. Thanks I'm liyilltl, lor earing ami for llie " L i n e of il o i l " Neuriilie Slill Joy and Danny, I'm.lnlorming you-I'm very excited to see you! Missed you. Joyremember forever that you'ro my slstor and BFF. P.S. Tako a walk In Rancho Park. Lovo, Elissa Joyco, To a follow wench who has boon a groat Iriond as well as sultemate. We've experienced a lot together especially In our sultol I'm so glad you aro a Irlend to me • one that Is very rare. Thanx ... I lovo you, Always, Mary Joan Mike Hero's your personal! Remember me whon you'ro rich and famousl I havo no doubt that you will bo II that's what you want. Bo sure to koop In touch this summerl Brian Special thanks lo Sept. and Hunk's Chick for putting up with all this, Housing Problems continued from page nine sure repairs wiil be done is to get agreements in writing with an approximate completion deadline. " A verbal agreement is hard to enforce," she said, "so nothing gets done." Students complain about heating as well. Albany's Housing Code requires that "buildings inhabitated from September 15—June 15 must be provided with heating equipment designed to m a i n t a i n the temperature at a minimum 65 to 68 degrees." Despite the problems and rising expense, Seligson said Albany housing is still a "seller's market" and will remain so because of short supplies of rooms and high student demand for off-campus living. $2.5G Rug continued from page seven Pepper. "They took the rug away really quick. They didn't give it a chance to dry up." Pepper also said that the rug is " w o r t h pretty much n o t h i n g , " and thai it had " r i p s on every stair. We heard a rumor they were going to switch the rug anyway." Pepper feels that the students should only be responsible for the market value of the rug after fifteen years o f depreciation. " I t seems l o me they (the admlnislrallon) arc out to screw us. We have some sort of a reputat i o n , " Pepper said. According lo SA Attorney Jack Lester, Ihe $2,500 is probably an inflated rigurc because it " i s nol a fair market value." He said that the figure estimated did not lake into accounl I he depreciated value of the rug. Crossroads continued from page two As for SUNYA, O'I.eary sees the emphasis on quality leaching as being a central poinl. He also mentioned many oilier individual aspects of Ihe university which could be improved. The key to the development is planning — something which was lacking in the '60's and caused much of Ihe problems of ihe '70's. liven if budge! cuts are forecasted, It is the opinion of the Chancellor and Ihe Prcsidcnl that they can be minded to regain representation on a long-term basis. That is, i f the lawmakers downtown don'l declare that the days of wine and roses — rather hcer and pretzels — are over once again and the cuts begin anew. Students Off continued from front page effective and very well organized" and that Ihcy "caught SA with our pants d o w n . " Borkowski also feels that SA and other groups on campus did not organize far enough in advance to face their opposition in the Senate. Woll, that's tho ond ol everyone olso's stuff. It's my turn now. I hopo I still have Iho prosenco of mind to do this right now. I did havo " W c blew It. I f I were a student 3omothlnp prepared, but...woll, I lorgot to bring It. This Is some kind on this campus, I would hang, o l goodbye, I guess. Thanks draw, and quarter anyone responsiovoryono, especially my close ble — and this includes me, Steve frlonds. It's boon grand. My Kraut roomlo-malle...whal con I say? My Coplon, Lisa Newmark, and Jim words are Inefficient. And, tho girl Mitchell." with the cheeks, I admire your bonoa as woll as your Insight. Of Tierucy said the Student Union course, I should really say this in porson...l think I will, so, I'm nol go- and oilier student groups are detering lo continue with thia. Just, I mined to re-gain representation on roally lovo you guys. It's kind of nice Senate. in print, isn't It? Tills summer Is go" W e will not allow the Senate to ing lo be good ((ileal grammar). function without students," lie By lor now bill lot's make It for at lenat lorovor. said. " I f Ihe faculty doi I't give I.ovo and all my friendship goos out to you, Robb. students a legitimate oui , Ihcy can expect a lol o f disruption." May 9, 1980 Great Dane Sports: 1979-80, continued from back page program in a Division III setting,'* is how Schieffelin referred to Albany's soccer program. He continued, "When you have a winning season against the competition we have, then you haven't had a bad season." Bob Lewis' men's tennis team had an extremely successful fall season, winning the SUNYAC championship for the third time in six years. An impressive freshman class headed by Barry Levine has filled some of the gap created by the graduation of former Dane star Paul Feldman, and has given support and depth to the squad, captained by senior Larry Linett. This spring, the netmen are 5-6 with one Rugby Club Takes Second By Mike Nnclcrio This past Saturday, the Albany State rugby club took an impressive second place at the Ithaca Invitational Tournament. This strong showing came one week after the Danes dropped a disappointing 14-13 loss to Colgate. The Danes opened up the Ithaca tournament Saturday morning against the host team, Ithaca. From the outset Albany had a bit of difficulty getting started, but in the end the Danes came away with an 18-3 victory. The Danes second match of the day came against Springfield — an extremely lough squad. But the Danes were ready for the contest, and handed Springfield a slinging 22-0 defeat. It was in this game that Albany put everything together. The backs and the scrummers were impressive, with the Albany scoring coming from Jim Johnson, Terry Walsh, Mike Naclcrlo, and Steve Shoen. Next came the championship game. The Hartford rugby club and the Albany squad took the field, and many in attendance felt that the Danes ourplayed their opponents. However, tile Danes received some questionable calls from the referees, who admitted later that the had call enabled Hartford to score. The game ended with the Danes going down to a 4-0 setback. match remaining. Linett and Levine will continue their season, as they have been selected for the national tournament. In men's cross-country, Scott James was the lone representative for Albany (7-4) in the nationals, and finished 64th of 234 competitors. The harriers also tied for second in the Albany Invitational, got second in the SUNYACs (behind Fredonia), and captured third in the Capital District meet. Meanwhile, the Bob Munseycoached track and field team finished a disappointing seventh in the SUNYACs. Despite this, sophomore sensation Howie Williams has qualified for the nationals in the 200 meter dash, as has Mike Saycrs in the 10,000 meter run. A lack of weight men was the key to the trackmen's problems, yet they still finished at 5-4 for the spring. The men's volleyball team was extremely successful, even though a rebuilding year was planned. Notching a 16-6 record, they went farther in the ECVL playoffs than any other Albany volleyball squad. Coach Ted Earl noted that, with the first string in, Albany was unbeaten, and that the losses were when the second line players were in (due to injuries, etc.). Ron White's swimmers had a 7-4 record, and boasted the number one ranked 400 yard medley relay team in the state (Steve Bonawitz, Year In Review Joe Shore, Frank Heter, and Kevin Ahern). In Albany State wrestling, the name was Paul Hornbach. The 177 pound grappler went undefeated throughout most of the season, and was tabbed All-American. Under first year coach Joe Demeo, the Danes had a 9-10 record. An attempt to breathe new life into a stagnating program brought in Rick Skeel from Ohio as head baseball coach. Optimism has been the key word for Skeel in his first year as a Dane, but misjudgment of talent has resulted in a frustrating year. Going 5-6 in the fall and 7-9 this spring with one game left, Skeel is not happy with his teams' performance. " I think these kids have had the best education of their lives this year," said Skeel. "I felt that we had more ability there. We lost a lot of ballgamcs that we absolutely should'vc won." Mike Motta's varsity lacrosse team, rebounding from a 3-9 campaign in 1979, is 6-5 with two contests to go. On the other side of things, women athletes had, as a whole, a banner year at Albany. Seven of the ten women's teams had winning records. For the second year in a row, the women's volleyball team was the top female sport. Posting an 11-6-1 record, the Pat Dwycr-coached squad was the number four seed in the 1979 Division II NYSAIAW (New York State Association of Intercollegiate Athletes for Women) Tournament. The biggest turn-around of any Albany State sport was by the women's soccer club. After a dismal 0-6-1 inaugural season in 1978, new coach Amy Kidder whipped her squad into a competitive unit, finishing at 6-3-2. The newest edition to the women's intercollegiate program, the booters need two more seasons at the club level before it can be made a varsity sport. Lee Rhenish's softball team hosted the NYSAIAW Tournament, and proved they belonged there by finishing fourth. Consisting primarily of freshmen and sophomores, they are 9-5 with the season not quite over. The women's tennis team, coached by Peggy Mann, went 4-3 in the fall and, Without captain Lisa Denenmark, had a 3-2 spring record. A Casey Reynold-coached women's cross country squad had a 7-3 record, won the Capital District meet, got third in both the Albany and Hartwick Invitationals, and was seventh in the Eastern AIAW regional meet. Sophomore Leslie Price and freshman Diane Klrchoff qualified for the AIAW Division III nationals, with Price finishing 30th in a field of 200. Spring track for women saw Albany notch a 7-2 record. Sue Railed (100 and 400 meter Hurdles) and Chris Gardner (5000 meter run both performed well in the rcgionals for Barb Palm's runners. Pat Rogers' synchronized swimmers had a perfect 5-0 record, and had a commendable showing in the nationals. The gymnastics team posted a 6-9 mark, but the story there was freshman Elaine Glynn, who finished 13th in the AIAW Division III nationals (all-around competition). Glynn is the first Albany gymnast to reach the national finals. Rounding out the program, a revitalized women's basketball team finished 6-13 while Sarah Bingham's swimmers were 4-9. So, even wihout a national championship resting comfortably in a University Gym trophy case, success has come to Albany to a great extent. " A healthy athletic program is one that is competitive internally (for positions on an team) and competitive externally (for wins)," said Ford; and he feels that this is occurring at Albany State. "That should be a goal for all our teams," he continued. National championship, national recognition, whatever. Somewhere along the line, success will come to those who deserve it. With the proper combination of talent, work, and coaching, there's no reason why that success can't end up at Albany Stale. Billy, You're Alright. Bob ZSX3 :itwra [] It's the war of the waiters...they capture the kitchen, demolish the dining room, and leave Camp Oskemo in ruins. • ' • a • • m \ ~* The t o u r n a m e n t boosted Albany's overall record to 6-2 lor the season, as the Danes scored 127 points in the eight games while only giving up 29. Included in this impressive season were four shutouts by the Danes. This strong season came despite many new and inexperienced players this year, The Danes lost just one player because of injuries — Jim Johnson — and Albany certainly made their presence known to every team they faced. 60RP Lacrosse Final continued from page twenty-one blowing away Buffalo State, or getting blown away by Buffalo State, or doing both. Lacrosse 1980 for Albany's Danes was like a coaster, or a stock, or the weather, or maybe your grades. They were up, they went down, they put 'em in, they saw themselves losing it on the ground. They shot, they saved, they cleared and they were as inconsistent as all hell. So tomorrow at Mayfest, at about I p.m., lake a glance over at the field near Dutch Quad, and wish the boys good luck and it might help, Page Twenty .Albany Student Press *a bunch of fruits, nuts and flakes. SAMUEL Z. ARK0FF presents A JEFFREY K0NVITZ PRODUCTION "G0RP" MICHAEL LEMBECK • DENNIS QUAID • PHILIP CASN0FF FRAN DRESCHER • DAVID HUDDLEST0N story by JEFFREY K0NVITZ m MARTIN ZWEIBACK screenplay by JEFFREY K0NVITZ Produced by JEFFREY K0NVITZ and LOUIS S. ARK0FF Direcled by J O S E P H R U B E N Color by MOVIELAB A PICTURE BY AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL HESTHICTED .::> Huntii i / minimis ACCOMPANYING PARENT (ill All 111 I mlAHIIIAII COMING SOON TO A THEATRE 0B DRIVE-IN NEAR YOU! SS333EEECEES3 L--^^^TT't.l:---.t"-'t'I-..'I't-l.'l.-I'lSLT-t-I't-I'-r.'l.-l-t'l.».-t'tTl-I'T'<.'t^».l.i.l-.t-tT.'l.Il.--l.l.----'t--IT--.!..T-t.l'<^ May 9, 1980 Not too many things are constant on the ASP, especially personnel. More so, section editors tend to come and go. The work load is heavy, the pressure is sometimes great and, after a time (often a short time) some editors decide that they've had enough. Well, for the last two years, there is one thing that has been constant — Paul Schwartz. After three semesters as Sports Editor (and one as Associate), Paul is giving up his post. He'll still do some coverage for the ASP, but he'll primarily write for a local newspaper. The sports scene fs a changing thing also (especially at a relatively small school like Albany), and Paul has done his best to stay on top of it, and bring it to us, the students, in the best possible way he . knows — through efficiency, organization, and that knack of doing things that comes only from experience. When the Great Dane football team went to the NCAA semi-finals in 1977, Albany head football coach Bob Ford remarked that the Seligson-Schwartz duo spent as much time in the football office as the coaches, preparing for the game. When the Albany varsity basketball team went to Danville, Kentucky in 1979 and Potsdam in 1980 for the NCAA regional playoffs, Paul was there, not only as a reporter, but also as a top Dane fan. Many speak of the apathy that SUNYA students have towards athletics. Well, to coin a cliche, Paul Schwartz doesn't have an apathetic bone in his body, and he's tried to transfer his enthusiasm about Albany sports to us, the students, through his writing. Wait a minute. Listen to what the people that Paul has worked with have to say: "Paul falls into a long line of people who have worked in the ASP sports arena who have worked above and beyond." "He's just a touch of class." — Albany Athletic Director Hob Ford "I think Paul is an outstanding young man." "1 wish all sportswritcrs were like him." — Albany head basketball coach Dick Sauers "1 think the .-1S/3 has never had as comprehensive coverage of all teams as they've had this year. . .due to Paul's intense coverage of all athletic events." "Professional." ., , , , .. ,,. , , . ,. ,,. — Sports Information Director Gary Swilling Paul has taught us, the students, an awful lot. I've learned things like how to lay out a page and how to write a lead, bul as students and, more importantly, Albany State sports fans, I think Paul has shown us class, pride, and what student apathy definitely is not. So Paul, as you branch out into Ihc lifestyle you so desire, I know that on Tuesdays and Fridays, when I pick up the ASP at lunch or dinner and look at the back page, something might be missing — that Schwurtz-ncss. But, hopefully, it'll still be there somehow. Well, when it comes down to it, I guess the guys front AnheuserBusch said it best: Paul, this one's for you. — By the way, Paul Schwartz, like many of you, is seeing this for the first time, and had nothing to do with its production. — F.d. _ Page Twenty-One . Albany Student Press. Lacrosse Wrap Up Despite Inconsistency, This Could Be Best Season To Date by Jay Gissen key solidifying forces this year, the A winning record isn't easy to glue that kept a house of cards stancome by. It takes skill, and drive, ding, the nail that hammered his and confidence, and some lucky team together. breaks. For the Albany State So it took a veteran like Hcimcrle lacrosse team, it'll take at least a to put an end lo the tie that kept six split for their remaining two games, coaches on end when Albany and but after Tuesday's win over New Hartwick became deadlocked at Haven, tipping the Danes' record to seven. It look Hcimerle lo settle the 6-5 with Ihc first consecutive victory team down, fire them up, score, of the season, they may just win assist, and then greet his pup Clyde both of them. when the dust settled at 0:00. And they may not. Like the Dow And there's the coach. People Jones Industrial on a Friday after- have called coach Mike Molta feisnoon, they're about as predictable ty; they've called him short. One as Albany weather. So maybe they thing you can't call him is shy, should have won that 10-9 Geneseo because he knew he had a good tough break, but maybe they should learn and be knew when they were have lost that triple overtime close only playing fair. He had a hunch call against Hartwick. Maybe they that Albany could have a good didn't play all thai well against lacrosse team and now it's true. He Siena, bul they sure looked pretty pushed ihc squad, he yelled at 'em, out there whipping Potsdam. And be told 'em lo "pick up your jocks maybe they could have done a little and get moving," and he showed better, but they could have done a 'em how lo win. And when they lot worse. lost, he showed 'em some oilier a key man. While goalie Kenny Tirman was taking his breathers, Nelson and cohorts Warren Wrey, Scott Cort, Mark Waterstram, and others were hopefully earning theirs. And the attack worked. The Danes scored well this year. They had ups and downs with man-ups and man-downs, bu! they usually held their own and the shots got off and some of Ihcm went in. For Nelson, a lot of them went in. Stepping up several feet, Ken Gorman waits. Or perhaps Hcimcrle. Or Glen Magrane, or Mike Slocum. The Dane midficld was solid experience this season, and it worked. They were effective scorers, quick on defense, and pretty poor on the face-offs. It was a combination of sheer effort and pure experience that made it work. The Dane umificld did a lot of winning for Albany this year. And if the offense lost it, and the Actually, il looks like it'll be the best Dane season in years, and there's reasons for that. This year was a balance. A balance that caught aboul five or six graduating seniors for one more season before pulling the slicks away for good. A balance thai had another five or six experienced juniors, learning from the "pros," ready lo assume the elder statesman role next year. And a balance that had a bunch of young guys, fairly new at the game, also learning from Ihc veterans, gelling bolter and more experienced day after day, loss after win after loss after win after loss. So the Dane lacrosse season may have been the roller coaster of the athletic amusement park, bul it was a fun ride just ihc same. And a good ride, loo. And a winning ride, because when it slops on Saturday afternoon and the Danes pack it up until the circus-comes to town In '81, there will be a lot to be satisfied about. Rich Hcimcrle, for one thing. The Dane veteran was one of the mid-field let it flip by, then something called the defense started taking their job. 'torn Scarpanito and his wild bunch of co-stiektnen prevented a lot of those balls from going in the wrong net. And if you look at the slats (a small part of the story), there is a lol going on. The ground balls were erratic, but they still pulled a 'B' in my grade book. The face-Offs gel a ' C , bul the defense as a whole receives an 'A-', and possibly even a Dean's List'. The offense get a 'B'. and the dutch bench matches this as well. The word being circulated all season long was "inconsistency" and il certainly held true until the end. The team that put away Brockport had trouble beating New Haven the other day; a team with a bench of 5 and a coach who seemed like he was out on a Hollywood script. So on Saturday, while most of us wil be getting blown away at Mayfest '80, the stickmen might be continued on page twenty offense, alluck, defense, the mid field; lacrosse is a diverse sport:' You've got lo be able lo catch Ihc ball. To throw Ihc ball. To scoop up the hall. To run with the ball. To steal Ihc ball. To never lose the ball. To place the ball in a net. To faceoff and win thai ball again. The Danes know all about that ball. They know it like the National Anthem, like the back of (heir hands, like their name. They know exactly what they're supposed to do, hut sometimes it just doesn't work. And then they know how to improve il, bul sometimes that doesn't work. Hut they never stop trying, and they never slop thinking about that ball. John Nelson's done a lot of thinking about the ball. He must have. The Danes' leading scorer's also done some thinking aboul the net, and about thai winning season that should be arriving in a day. When it came to attack, Nelson was May 9. 1980 Berk, Happy Birthday To Jill, Tom, Edith, Jay, Dave, Herman, Goldy, Jesse, Gardner, Foldey, Rich, Aron, Anne and all the other members of the class of '80 who are graduating without me. Goodluck, Hodgo part of the last generation Yan and Gig OCA and the Office of Student Affairs present Vishim Vashim, You are the dearest brother and a very beautiful person We are so lucky to have spent one of the most difficult (and yet one of the most exciting for you) years of our lives being so close—crying, loving, laughing and just hanging out together I love you. I am going to . miss you so much next year. Love, Billie P.S. My head itches - can you scratch it for me? "A Different Approach" Monday May 12th 7:30 in the CC Ballroom Refreshments will be served for more information call 457-4928 Don't get pregnant. Use Contra-Fbam. OKKEN I won't risk damaging my body with Ihe'Pill or the !UD. I ve discovered Contra-Foam. 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I went over to congratulate him, and he smiled a tired but satisfied smile, and said, "You know, you guys worked as hard for this as we did." Then I smiled. That made rne feci good. And if there's one way to describe my three year association with Ford and another coach — Dick Saucrs — and both the foolball and basketball teams, and all the ASP stuff, it's that it made me feel good. OK, I realize that's not really, true. I felt lousy sometimes loo. Like when 1 had an 18-hour bus ride from Kentucky to Albany to ' grumble over a one point Dane loss. Or when I was forced to sit and watch as that Ithaca team gol revenge Ihis year with a 40 point blowout that wasn't quite that close. But mostly, It's been satisfying, and after covering those two sports for a few years, there are some things that I've gotten from them: • There was Ford walking with us around King Point's beautiful campus, calmly explaining his feelings on his team's 14-8 loss in the first game of last season. That taught me something about Ford. • There was Sauers saying "this team continues to surprise me" after almost every game this year, and then calling the Dane's 21-6 season "my most surprising team." —increasing relations —widening communication between disabled and abled people I L*A*A*Jj>A*.M Twenty-Three Albany Student Press • Kevin Kcane, who was I he captain of Albany's 1977-78 basketball learn, cried aflcr the Danes won the UC'AC Upstate Tournament. He was a senior. 1 was a freshman, and was wondering why he was crying. • Albany was trailing Norwich 14-0 at halftimc a year ago. Then halfback Levi Louis gol moving, and his moves were good enough lo produce a 19-14 victory. • A year later. Same two teams. Albany is undefeated, but as I sit in the pressbox, I write in my notebook Norwich 25, Albany 22. Then 1 slam my pen down hard on Ihe table. A minute later, I quickly retrieve my pen and scribble Walsh rolls for TD. Albany 28, Norwich • I remember Hamilton coming in to University Gym two years ago with a huge winning streak. The Danes, meanwhile, were just told they were not picked for the playoffs. They were upset. Hamilton left that night with a one game losing streak. • And when Polsdam came lo Albany Ihis year, they were 11-0. They beat the Danes in overtime, But, it was the most jam-packed, enthusiastic, frantic crowd I've ever seen in University Gym. Wlr n Potsdam ran out, the place booed like crazy. When Albany came out, hey went crazy. It was electric. I'll remember that for a while. • Jack Sicdlecki was fascinating lo listen to. He could explain every ~w sivc coordinator. • Sauers seemed to be able lo explain everything (here wits to know about basketball. Bui after his learn blew a lead and a game to Pittsburgh last year, Saucrs said to his son, who was crying a little, "It's Just not that Important," Thai laugh! me something about Saucrs. • There was an article in the ASP before the big Ithaca game last year. It quoted Albany's kicking coach as saying I hat new placckicker Dario Arango would not be used for field goals, because "there's loo much liming involved there.." • I remember number 21 coming in during that Ithaca game and kicking a 45-yard field goal to lead Albany to the win. Number 21 was Arango. • I can still sec Ihe baskcl shaking after Kelvin Jones' slam dunk against Hamilton. • Brad Aldrich's pass is still desperately floating downfield at Blecker Stadium, and Scott Lusher is still making a diving catch to set up Arango's kick. • I wish I'd seen Kay Ccsare's short jump shot that beat Jersey City in ilie Elmira Invitational. I was in my room, busy going crazy by the radio when 1 heard it. • I only heard about Sam Haliston's 99 yard run two years ago. 1 missed il by about a minute. • I can still see Barry Cavanaugh's ill-fated behind-lhe-back pass to no one against Union two years back. I wish 1 could forget it. • Bui I'm glad 1 remember Cavanaugh's 34 points against C.W. Post. • I gol a kick out of watching Cal Flynt go into his act before every Albany kickoff. • Ford's voice aflcr a game was nothing but a hoarse, cracking whisper. But he still always answered all my questions. • I can still remember when Gary Swatling called lo tell me the Danes were being sent to Kentucky. • My stomach still remembers the hospitality room in Kentucky. • After the Dane basketball team bcal Cortland, I didn't mind phoning in rriy story from some bar in Cortland. • John Verulo might still be in Norwich, Vermont, intently staring at the Cadets as they warmed up. • 1 was there when Sauers got his 400th win. And next year, I'll be back in the (h< I stands watching the Danes. They make me feel good. A Final Word i\ Page 23) May 9, 1980'. Albany Sports: Accomplishments, by Bob Bellaflore "It was sort of a mixed year." T h a t ' s what Albany State Athletic Director Bob Ford said about the 1979-80 Great Dane sports season. " I think we had some,great accomplishments and some frustrations," said Ford, noting the performances of the coaches and athletes as commendable. But Ford considered the off-the-field aspects of intercollegiate athletics, namely " a loss of resources," as the major cause of the frustration. 1979-80 certainly was a mixed year for Albany State sports. There were occasions when Dane squads were considered among the best in the nation. Then something would happen (like an upset or a drubbing at the hands of an arch-rival) and Albany would drop out of everyone's minds. Other teams weren't even considered worthy of serious consideration ("rebuilding" it's called), and then comes the surprise — a winning season or just a few great perfomances against top competition. In all sports, though, there is that one great equalizer — the won-loss record. With six contests remaining on the schedule, the 26 Albany teams have posted a collective record of 208-143, with 6 ties. National recognition — two words that plague small college coaches from coast to coast. Take out the second word of that term and replace it with "championship," and the eyes of those coaches light up with the dreams of what could be. Two Dane squads received their highest mid-season national rankings this year. The two "big time" sports (football and basketball) made it to the top 10 in their respective nationwide polls. Severely hurt by the graduation of both the offensive and defensive lines, the Dane football team, according to Ford (also head football coach), lacked great speed, great quickness, team strength, and the great passing attack necessary to realize the goal that the coach feels every team has — that national championship. The big pre-scason surprise for Ford was the returns of premier defensive tackle Steve Shoen (Capitol District Player of the Year in 1977), defensive end Eric _, Frustrations The Year In Review Singlctary, and halfback Sam Haliston. All had taken a year off for various reasons, but were now back, much to the pleasure of the Dane staff. For the Danes, the name of the game was defense. Albany refused to yield the goal line for the first two games, shutting out Hobart (10-0) and Southern Connecticut State (20-0). Against Brockport, Albany's "bend but not break" philosophy paid off, as the Golden Eagles netted 313 total yards, but could only muster 6 points. The : Danes went 11 quarters without giving up a point. Next came Buffalo, and sweet revenge for Albany against the Bulls (who, by beating the Danes 15-8 in 1978, knocked them out of playoff consideration) with a 40-12 victory. Brooklyn College followed, and was treated with similar disregard, and were the victims of the third Dane shutout, 56-0. Thus, the first part of Albany's season ended — the easy part. The next two games would make or break the Dane dream of an NCAA playoff bid. The Norwich Cadets; second nationally in total offense (488.1 yards per game); second nationally in scoring offense (39.1 points per game); top rushing offense in America, Division III (398.3 yards per game); all behind an offensive line that averaged 230 pounds per man. Irresistable force meets immovable object. Ranked, fourth in the East before the game, Albany improved that to fourth nationally (third in the East) after the comefrom-behind 28-25 victory over the Cadets. Ithaca was waiting. . .and ready. Boy, were they ready. Several Danes were hurt in the Norwich game, but several players do not 40 points make, and Albany was sent reeling 46-6, the worst loss in the seven-year history of Albany State varsity football. Ithaca would go on to win the national championship. From then on, it was downhill for the Danes, who fell to Fordham and Springfield back-to-back by scores of 35-28,and 31-0, respectively. The Albany dream was broken, with their final record at 6-3. Albany's other source of national recognition athletically was in basketball, where head coach Dick Saucrs was embarking on his 25lh season in that position. Two things awaited Sauers — one he liked, one he did not: A new SUNYA divisional arrangement which the coach felt could exclude a deserving team from a playoff berth was the latter. The good news was that guard Winston Royal (a key performer who sat the 1978-79 season out in order to captain the Dominican Republic national team in the Pan-Am Games) was returning to the Albany line-up. The season opener against Kings College of Pennsylvania saw the Danes win, 79-69, behind guard Rob dune's team season high 29 points. After taking the next four contests (including two SUNYAC games), Albany lost to Stony Brook in the opener of that team's invitational tournament. In front of a literally shoulder-toshoulder crowd in University Gym, the top ,two ranked Division III hoop squads in the state (the Bears were first) squared off for 45 minutes of tense, dramatic, basketball that a master of suspense couldn't have mapped out better. After a missed Pete Stanisfi free throw with 13 seconds left in over- Another win brought Albany to Oneonta, where the Danes hadn't been victorious since 1971. The eighties held nothing new, and the Red Dragons upset Albany, 63-62 in overtime. Division III power Hartwick handed the Danes their second consecutive loss, 71-63. Potsdam and Plattsburgh were the only obstacles to a Dane SUNYAC playoff shot. Albany won them both, 88-86,and 73-68, respectively. Despite getting third in the conference championships, Albany received a bid to the NCAA Northeast Regional in Potsdam. After beating a powerful St. Lawrence five in the opening round, 75-66, Albany fell apart in the last seven minutes of the championship game- rubber match with Potsdam, and was eliminated, 87-72. "That was the toughest one of all," said Saucrs. But he was still satisfied with his squad's seasonal performance. "The team did what it had to do when it needed to do it, and that's the sign of a good team." With a final record of 21-6 (the most Albany wins since 1961), it's difficult to disagree. Albany's junior varsity basketball team was a big surprise. Coached by Steve Kopp, the Danes romped to a 16-4 record and the highest winning percentage of any men's sport, despite quittings, injuries, and tragedy. The jayvee's two top players, Mike Gaines and Mike Gatto, are top candidates for next season's varsity. The 1979 soccer season was one that could be termed "frustrating." Finishing at 6-5 with I tic, head coach Bill Schieffelin felt that a poor recruiting year and key injuries left Albany with an inexperienced learn facing a demanding schedule which included three Division I squads. "Those are the biggest factors right there," said Schieffelin in reference to the causes of his team's record. "Some of our youngsters just weren't experienced enough to play against our competition," he continued. Of those five losses, four were by one goal and the one that wasn't (3-1 to Binghamton) could've easily been," said Schieffelin. " A very respectable Division I continued on page twenty AS ^ time, Potsdam rushed the ball upcourt, and Maurice Woods, short jumper, made the score 70-68, Potsdam. Bear guard Ed Jachim stole the inbounds pass, icing the Potsdam victory. Wins over Oneonla, Cortland, and Utica brought Sauers' career victory total to 399. With the 70-56 defeat of Pittsburgh came number 400 for Sauers, making him only the fourth Division III coach to reach that plateau.