acts j LJ-.^L.J:iUi-i.^J^ IA03SM S=jEti/Jr*i sports State University ol New York at Albany January 27, 1976 STATE UNIVERSITY O F NEW YORK AT ALBANY important game of the youngseason. bj Mike Pitkmkl York Athletic Conference race. "We're number one! We're With the score tied at S3 in the The win left the Danes in a flatnumber one!" they chanted. overtime period, Albany inbounded footed tie with the Red Dragons in And the overflow crowd of 3,514 the ball at midcourt with 17 seconds the conference with identical 4-1 • at University Gym could hardly be remaining. The Danes worked the records, and a 7-6 mark overall. "The ball was supposed to go to blamed for the emotional outburst. ball around, passing, dribbling, as Victor Cesare had just connected the clock slowly ticked the time out. [Bob] Audi at the high post," said on a driving bank shot with one se- Finally, with four seconds left, Cesare of the game-winning play. cond left on the clock to give the Cesare came up with the ball a few "But I ended up with it and drove the Albany State Great Danes varsity feet in front of the foul line, drove middle looking for a foul. I just got basketball team a 55-53 overtime .straight in, threw the ball up and lucky." But to a great extent so was the victory Saturday versus the Oneon- pounded his fist in the air as the ball ta Red Dragons—and a tie for the banked home, giving the Danes the whole Danes team. Only seconds lead in the State University of New victory in what had to be the most earlier, Oneonta had a chance to take the lead when junior guard Kevin Croutier, who shoots 44 per cent from the line, stood at the foul line in a onc-and-one situation and the score knotted. His shot bounded off the back rim and was pulled by Michael Smith was told by doctors the break could down by the Danes' Barry Gary Trevett, Albany State's all- be in more than one place. If this is Cavanaugh—giving the hosts time leading assist leader and true, it might beten weeks (long after possession with 25 seconds left, and playmaker on this year's Great Dane this season is over) before Gary Albany called for time-out. With tha 3,514 lana on their taat and ona aacond laft In tha game, Vic team, told the ASP today that he Trevett can play basketball again. The excitement was not confined Caaara putt up tha game-winning basket versus Oneonta Saturday. played the last ten minutes of Satur"It happened about six minutes to the extra session. In fact, the day's spectacular win over Oneonta into the second half," Gary said, "I widest margin held by either team minutes left. Audi picked up a Cavanaugh were countered each State with a broken wrist. was helping out on defense on their the entire game was four points. The bucket underneath and then tied the time by Blackmon; first on a 17-foot X-rays taken Sunday revealed the [Oneonta's] center. I reached in to scoring "battle" waged by Oneonta's score on a beautiful backdoor pass swish from thecorner and then onan break which will keep Trevett out of slap the ball away and got nothing Steve Blackmon (22 points) and from Kevin Keane with 2:53 left. incredible underhand driving layup actionforatleastthreeweeks. That's but ball. It was like my wrist hit a Cavanaugh (20 points), only added Both teams proceeded to miss good after switching the ball to his right the good news. The bad news is Gary continued on page fifteen to the suspense. scoring chances and turn the ball hand in mid-air. Both teams began rather sluggish- over at least once before Albany The aggressiveness of Audi and ly. Blackmon recorded the first two gained possession with 45 seconds Cavanaugh off both the offensive points of the game via foul shots, but left. Stalling for the last shot, Cesare and defensive boards began to pay the first basket was not made until found Cavanaugh alone underneath dividends, keeping Albany in the Carl Mabry's jumper gave Oneonta for an easy layup, and the Danes lead each time Oneonta tied it. With a 4-0 lead at 15:21 of the first half. found themselves ahead at halftimc less than eight minutes to go, neither Cavanaugh sunk two free throws by a 22-20 score—their first lead all team showed any signs of pulling seconds later to put the hosts on the night. away, and the game boiled down to board, before Gary Trevett garnered The shooting statistics, not sur- Cavanaugh versus Blackmon on the first Dane bucket with seven prisingly, were poor for both squads. offease. minutes gone. Albany's 9 for 27 from the floor was With the score again tied at 42, The lack of scoring on both sides matched by Oneonta's 8/2I. But the Oneonta made u bid to grab the lead was due partially to the aggressive missed opportunities and sloppy for the first lime in the enlire half, man-to-man and zone defenses passing on each side gavethc impres- when Blackmon headed down the employed and partially to cold sion that neither club wanted to win, lane and pulled up short for a shooting. The Red Dragons held on The second half began auspicious- jumper. But Keane rejected it and to their slim lead until a twisting ly for t he Danes as t hey won t he tap, Cesarc's drive pul the Danes up drive by Trevett knotted the score at but a quick turnover led to a Mabry again. Oneonta then came downten midway through the half. The driving layup, and the score was lied. court and Keane stuffed Blackmon score was tied twice more before The Danes soon opened up a four again bringing (he fans lotheirfccl. Oneonta opened up a four-point point lead when Mike Suprunowicz Ralph Cristian's layup tied the lead on a fast break bucket by connected on a 20-footcr and score a moment later, however, and Blackmon and a jumper from the Cavanaugh bagged a 12-foot tur- it was nail-biting time with five corner by John Minicucci. naround jumper. Hut Joe Lewis' minutes left. Keane's jumper and Audi then converted an offensive layup cut the gap to two before free throw at the three minute murk rebound but Oneonta's Ken Ford Blackmon's jumper from the lop of put the Danes up 47-44. Bui a Lewis retaliated with a driving layup to the key knotted mutters at 30. free throw and a Sieve Wolcotl Albany baskets by Cesare and give the visitors a 20-16 lead with five continued on page,fifteen by Kevin Kovao and Ira Neifeld Although students at the Hotel Wellington had been assured that their rooms would be double locked, many were shocked and outraged to discover that over the winter break they had become victims in an extensive robbery. Students returning between January 15 and January 18 found their rooms ransacked and personal items gone. Valuables reported missing ranged from televisions, a clock radio, and astereo, to less significant items such as a bong, a pair of work pants, and a glass elephant collec- tion. Twenty-two reports have been filed with the Albany Police Department, with a total gross value exceeding $2,000.00. While students are still finding things missing, the Wellington management is refusing to accept any more reports. The mood of thestudentsisoneof bitterness. One girl who had a TV stolen said, "You can't be expected to bring everything home; it's just impossible." As a precaution against having valuables pilfered during the vacation, the management said it would double lock all doors. Steve Balog, who returned twice over vacation to BULLETIN: Trevett Breaks Wrist idomon Pups Down Oneonta, 79-67, Despite Two-Player Loss by Michael Smith Judging from the outstanding contributions from several reserves, who'were called up to duly because of injuries to several frontline personnel, the National Guard really ought to think about having the Albany State JV basketball team do its recruiting. Bill Austin's Pups, a real medical dictionary in uniform, piled up two more serious injuries Saturday night lo go along with the loss of star Stuton Winston, who earlier this week suffered two broken lingers. But thanks to Duve Landry's career-high 16 points, great bench play from John Grabowski and Cal Battle, plus another irrepressible performance by smooth Winston Royal, Albany had enough in reserve to hold off Oneonta State, 79-67, Bill Carney and Steve Lant suffered ankleand kneeinjuries, respectively, during the game, and both will be out indefinitely, continued on page thirteen Swimmers Spared In Van Mishap by Brian Orol Benny Seigel is a lifesaver. Last semester Albany's equipment manager installed storage trunks on the tops of the Athletic Advisory Board's two transit vans, and Saturday, those storage trunks saved the lives of seven members of the Albany varsity swimming team. The Aquumen were on their way to Bridgewater for a meet when Van I spun out on an ice patch, did a complete 360-turn and flipped over at the roadside guard-rail. "We'd have gone over the side," said a pale-faced Jack Scldcnberg, one of the team's leading swimmers. JANUARY 3 4 I f M Wellington Rooms Robbed 3,514 On Hand As Danes Slay Dragons, 55-53, In 01) Cavanaugh Snags 20, Cesare 12, In Must Game Albany Stata's Gary Trevett putt up thla first hall foul-line |umpar. Travail played moat of tha atcond hall with a brokan wrist. VOL LXI1I NO. 3 " We came so close l o . . . I don't want lo talk about it." Fortunately, the top-side storage wedged against the guard-rail, preventing the vanfrom plummeting some 250 feet overthcsidcofacliff. "I just installed those things this year," said Seigel, "and now I thank God l did. What a day this has been. The wrestlers were mauled in Ihcir quudrungulur, the two injuries in the junior varsity basketball game, and that accident." The meet with Bridgewater may be rescheduled, no decision on this has been made, but it was quite a day for Albany Slate—good, and bad. The swimmers return to action Saturday when Potsdam visits Albuny in a "real good meet," according to Albany coach Ron White. First race is at 2 p.m. and admission is free. More Sports On Pages 13,15 pick up mail, claims that the management did not keep its word. Each time that he left he made sure that the bellboy had bolted his door from the outside, yet when he returned each time he found that it was open. One girl, returning early, was surprised to find every door on her floor wide open. Gene Havekost, manager of the Wellington Hotel, first claimed that doors had to be kept openthrccdays prior to the students' return in order to check for water damage from tloWiky pipes that had leaked. The Hotel Wellington, where SUNYA student residents were robbed He later admitted that all doors ol valuables worth more than $2,000 over the winter break. continued on page three Required Courses May Return FSA President Stu Klein, whose position may be In jeopardy. by Doug Horwltz In a move that could be considered a return to the past, SUNYA undergraduate students may once again have to fulfill academic distribution requirements. Last November, the University Senate Program Evaluation Committee recommended, "the restructuring of program requirements for the B.A. and B.S. degrees to promote a more coherent liberal learning process than now exists. The curricular reforms adopted should include distribution requirements of at least nine credit hours in humanities and arts, nine hours in science and mathematics, nine hours in social and behavorinl sciences, and six hours in analytic and symbolic skill development." Although the committee recommendation is only the first of many procedural steps, Philip Tompkins, University Senate Chairman, said that the prospect of the requirements becoming SUNYA policy, "Seems to be in the wind." The PEC based its recommendation on the premise thai "There is insufficient institutionalized guidance of SUNYA undergraduates toward the goal of a liberal education at present." In their report, the EPC referred to a study conducted by Robert Morris, Dean of Academic Affairs, which summarized that "students in some majors could be viewed as having taken a disproportionate amount of credit in the lowei continued on page six FSA Student Control Threatened by Bob Wong The SUNY Board of Trustees recently approved a new set of FSA guidelines which could effectively bar a student majority on the Faculty-Student Association Board of Directors. These new guidelines, which became effective December 17,1975, may jeopardize the student control of SUNYA'S FSA Board , and the position of its newly-elected student president, Stu Klein. However, student control need not end immediately because of the guidelines. "They will not affect us." says Stu Klein, who last month became the first student president in the corporation's history. "We're governed by the Nol-For-Profit laws unless we have a contract with the state." SA Lawyer Paul Kietzman agrees, saying that FSA is not a state agency so the State Education Department has no control. He does concede howevei I hat the "state can choose to do business elsewhere." FSA General Manager E. Norbert Zahm says that Klein is "partly right" about being independent of the guidelines, FSA is incorporated as a Not-For-Profit organization, says Zahm, but "in order to do business FSA has to sign a contract." The guidelines state that, "No single constituency shall have more than 50 percent of the hoard membership nor shall the student constituency have less than onethird the membership of the board." Though they were originally on the agenda for the Trustees' October meeting, the guidelines were not acted upon until many schools were on recess. For this reason, many FSA's did not begin action until recently. According to Klein the Trustees arc allowing a "compliance period" for FSA boards. Zahm, however, wants compliance immediately. David Coyne, Chairperson of Central Council, says that FSA will be given enough time to "seek clarification" of the guidelines, adding thai it will probably lake a long time. Zahm believes that FSA will be given enough time to "get our house in shape based on the guidelines." He adds thai it will take the membership of FSA ,as well as the board to "change the FSA by-laws to conform with the guidelines." This procedure is expected totake about two weeks because the by-laws state that any changes must be proceeded by a ten-day notice. Stu Klein became FSA president after students instituted FSA by-law changes that enabled them to maintain a student member majority. It was this majority that ousted John Hartley, SUNYA Vice-President of Management and Planning and allowed Klein to be elected. Klein is confident that the new guidelines, if instituted into the bylaws, will not affect his position as president. Says Klein, "I have a good relationship with both students and administration." chow Members ol State Legislature's Committee on Higher Education, which delayed membership changes on SUNY Board ol Trustees. SUNY Board of Trustees Unchanged As Higher Ed Committee Stalls Bill by Ed Moser The State Legislature's wCommittce on Higher Education stalled suggested changes in faculty and student membership on the SUNY Board of Trustees Tuesday by sending the Trustees' bill back to committee. The proposed bill would add a faculty member to the Board and shift the selection of student members from students themselves to the Governor. One assemblyman said he couldn't see the reason for any faculty representation on the Board. Hesaid faculty have their own employee organization to look after their interests. According to him, this dual representation would be a violation of the Taylor law. SASU observers were surprised und dismayed at the Trustees' legislation. SASU Legislative Director Joel Packer said, "Student membership was taken care of in the last session of legislature when we (SASU) placed student-picked members on the Board. Said SASU Legislature Director Joel Pucker, "We're going to recommend that the student section of the bill be deleted." At a meeting of the Commerce Committee that same day, the age of students allowed on FSA Boards was lowered from 21 to 18 years. Other Matters In other matters, SASU backed a proposal which would allow the use by optometrists of drugs formerly restricted to opthalmologjsts, SASU support stems from the fact that SUNY has a School of Optometry in New York. A measure to ease the observance of holy days of obligation by devout students was passed unanimously by the Committee on Higher Education. In a discussion with committee members, Chairman Irwin Landes and a visiting SU N Y budget director spoke on the tightness on funds facing the university system. Chariman Landis asked members to think up not only requests for fund restoration but also ideas for alternative cutbacks. INDEX ASPects Classified Columns Editorials Graffiti Letters Movie Timetable News. Newsbriets. Preview Sports Zodiac la-ta 0 12 11 • 10 2a 1-7 2 2a 13-16 7 Budget Reactions —Pf» TBI Faculty Frowns on Budget Cuts U.S. WiUBe Firman Angola WASHINGTON (AP) Secretary of State Henry A. Kissinger Thursday outlined an intensified hard line antiSoviet foreign policy, saying the United States must be prepared to react, against any massive Russian adventure. He told a Senate subcommittee' studying Angola that "I am not saying we will police every area in the world . . . but wherever the Soviet Union moves hostildy, we must commit ourselves." "I believe we must discourage the, view that the Soviet Union can move anywhere it wants without serious risk," Kissinger said. Kissinger also said, "The administration is now seriously considering overt financial aid for Angola and we will soon be consulting with the Congress on this possibility." He gave no details. Meanwhile, in Moscow, the official Soviet newspaper Izvestia said the Russian government wants an Angola settlement based on a coalition government "of all the patriotic forces" in the country. Itdid not say which groups it considered patriotic. The article was seen in Moscow as more conciliatory than previous declarations on Angola. In Washington, the State Department refused comment on the report. One official noted that the same dispatch accused the two antiSoviet groups in Angola of "national treachery." In Lusaka, Zambia, officials of a West-leaning faction, the National Union for the Total Independence of Angola UN1TA, reported there was no significant fighting on the front with Soviet-backed forces in the Angolan civil war for the fourth straight day. Kissinger appeared before a Senate Foreign Relations subcommittee considering U.S. policy in Angola. In his statement, "he "repeated criticism of Congress for cutting off all aid to anti-Soviet groups in the southwestern section of Africa. Kissinger's call for a freer hand in the conduct of foreign policy met Objections, particularly from subcommittee chairman Dick Clark, DIowa, and Sens. George McGovern, D-S.D.; Joseph Biden, D-Del., and Clifford Case, R-N.J. . They all said congressional opposition to giving the administration more flexibility in the conduct of foreign policy was rooted in such past excesses as Vietnam. Kissinger said the question of an Angolan government and the issue of a Soviet presence there is now secondary to the over-all issue of world stability. "What the United States does when confronted with a challenge like Angola can be of great significance in shaping our future relationship with the Soviet Union," Kissinger said. "A demonstration of a lack of resolve could lead the Soviets to a great miscalculation, thereby plunging us into a major confrontation which neither of us wants." Spain Shifts Public Image of Franco MADRID, Spain (AP) Gen. Francisco Franco's public image, which dominated Spain for 40 years, is fadingrapidly two months after his death. In hundreds of government offices photographs of Franco, once the security blanket of the bureaucrat, have been removed. Some were dusty with age, dating to the Spanish civil war, picturing the general with crop and riding boots. In some cases, photographs of King Juan Carlos have simply been thumbtacked over the Franco pictures. The image will recede further into history Saturday when the government issues a new one-peseta coi n, Spain's penny, with the image of Juan Carlos. Morocco Overpowers Algeria In Sahara RABAT, Morocco (AP) Morocco claimed Thursday to have captured the Spanish Sahara desert area where it battled with Algeria for three days, taking 101 Algerian prisoners in all. Algeria announced its forces "have withdrawn in good order." There was no independent verification of the claims. An official statement in Rabat said the region of Amghala. 175 miles southwest of the Algerian border, had been "cleansed of all rebel elements," a reference to guerrillas of the Algerian-backed Polisario Front which favors independence for the Spanish Sahara. Rabin Firm on Israel's Position V^ miff ~v 5^\^i£jSo^ —^ N^pmm^-'fn"Dr. Kissinger, 1 presume . . . " WASHINGTON (AP) Signaling a tough stand on future Mideast negotiations, Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin declared today thai "we are going to stand firm against illusions of so-called peace." In a speech before the National Press Club, Rabin said the fate of Lebanon's Christian minority serves as a reminder to Israel "not to be under any false illusions about the future." Rabin's speech followed a White House meeting with President Ford, the third such session during Rabin's U.S. visit. Describing the meeting, a White House spokesman said the administration was continuing efforts to promote a Middle East peace. US-USSR Trade Acts Not Profitable WASHINGTON (AP) Treasury Secretary William E. Simon said Thursday the United States probably is losing more than $1 billion in business withthe Soviet Union because of trade restrictions imposed by Congress. He specifically mentioned the 1974 Trade Act making trade concessions with Russia dependent on increased Jewish emigration from the Soviet Union. "My contacts with Soviet leaders and with American businessmen during the past year have firmly convinced me that it is in our interest to find a way to unblock these impediments to increased trade," Simon told the Senate Finance Committee. Anti-War Movement Triumphs WASHINGTON (AP) The last U.S. ambassador to South Vietnam says he doesn't blame Congress for the Saigon government's] collapse because the law makers' vote to bar further American military aid was prompted by organized campaigns of distortion in the United States. Graham A. Martin told skeptical lawmakers Tuesday that the aid decision was inevitable in view of the impact of the American antiwar movement, which he called one of the best propaganda and pressure organizations the world has ever seen. He n a m e d o n e group specifically—the Washington-based Indochina Resource Center. A center spokesman later said Martin's assertion that the center had engineered the congressional vote was ridiculous and added, obviously there was a lot of antiwar pressure, but it didn't come from any one small group, it came from the majority of the American people. First Statement Appearing before a House international relations subcommittee, Martin offered his first detailed public statement on the American evacuation from Vietnam last April. Since last June, Martin has put off his appearance before the House panel and has been in seclusion, often out of the country. During his testimony, Martin strongly defended his handling of the Saigon crisis and contended that ul- timately the evacuation will be judged as "a hell of a good job." Martin had drawn criticism from other Embassy officials, who shortly after the evacuation were quoted as saying he had aggravated the situation by not ordering all Americans out of Saigon sooner. But the silver-haired veteran diplomat, now a special assistant to Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, insisted his actions were dictated by the need to avoid panic and possible South Vietnamese retaliation against departing Americans. Subcommittee Chairman Lee Hamilton, D-Ind., told Martin he had doubts that a small group of antiwar activists could sway popular opinion away from the combined arguments of the president, the Pentagon and the State Department. Martin told Hamilton that government persuasion was not used effectively. Martin said some members of a congressional group that visited South Vietnam in the early winter of 1975 were shaken by the vast difference between the reality they saw and the distorted image they had received from the antiSaigon lobby in Washington. He said that after an antiwar propaganda extravaganza on the second anniversary of the Paris accords last January,"| personally concluded that the game was up and my thoughts Were more directed toward holding actions while we waited for the end in Saigon." He testified that even though President Ford and Kissinger were calling it absolutely right on the South Vietnamese need for aid, in the temper of the times this just could not be enough to outweigh political pressures on Congress. Tropical Cost Cutting SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The government says it's actually cutting costs by office-landscaping a federal office with 110,000 worth of tropical plants and a $10,000 canned music system that features the sound of whispering surf. But one employe in the labor department office says, "If they'd turn the fans on for a tropical breeze and haul in a couple of torn of white sand we could be Fiji," Eighty-seven large p l a n t s including eight potted palms—were installed last week in the sprawling offices of the Manpower building here, Phillip Lawlor, Manpower's deputy regional administrator, confirmed Wednesday. Lawlor said a sound system soon to be installed throughout the floor will alternate IS minutes of background music with IS minutes of a whirring, soft air-like roar, similar to the sound of surf. The embellishments are part of a $90,000 office-landscaping project recommended by the General Services Administration to save money by substituting foliage and low room dividers for costly interior walls, Lawlor said. Portable Dividers The GSA says it developed the concept for offices of federal agencies so they can be expanded or made smaller simply by moving around the portable room dividers and plants. We're using this new concept throughout our four-state region and it's unquestionable saving us money—especially with all (he changes that are constantly being made in the size and shape of federal offices, a GSA spokesman said. House Battles Ford on Spending Bills WASHINGTON (AP) The House today overwhelmingly passed a Sd.l billion public works employment bill, setting up Congress' second spending confrontation with President Ford this election year. The 32l-to-80 vote sending the measure to Ford for an expected veto came only one day alter Congress overrode his earlier veto of a $45 billion labor, health, educationand-welfare appropriation. The vote on the public works bill was tar more than the two-thirds required to override a veto. Backers of the bill say it would create some 800,000 jobs. AT & T Requests New Rate Increases WASHINGTON (AP) American Telephone & Telegraph Co.filedwith the Federal Communications Commission Thursday new rates thai would increase charges for about two-thirds of out-of-state long distance calk. Rates for other interstate calls would either remain the same or decrease Feb. 12, if approved by the FCC, AT&T said. It estimated the changes mil increase an average resident customer's bill by about 10 cents a month, while the average business customer's bill will go up about $2 a month. The biggest increases, as in recent years, would be for most operated assisted calls New York City Faces More Budget Cuts WASHINGTON (AP) New York City Mayor Abraham Bcamc said Thursday President Ford's budget will slash $140 million in federal funds from the city's finances. Beame, during a meeting on Capitol Hill vvith members of the state's congressional delegation, said the city is wiilun 15 per cent of reachipg a $116 million cut at this time to meet the goal ol a $200 million budget cut this fiscal year. "In essence, we're on target," Bcamc said State Accused of Regressive Bargaining ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) The Civil Service Employes Association, responding to a charge that it has shown "remarkable inflexibility" in its negotiations with the state, accused the state Thursday of adopting a "regressive" bargaining posture. The union, which represents 147,000 state employe leveled its charge a day after the state's top negotiator said the CSEA's bargaining demands reflected "unrealistic attitudes and an unwillingness or an inability to adjust to'the present environment." Widow Freezes to Death in Apartment BUFFALO (AP) Homicide detectives said Thursday they are invc-siigaiing the death of an 82-year-old widow who died of exposure in her freezing apartment. Leo J. Donovan, chief of the homicide squad, said Ida HoMeti was found dead in her apartment Monday night, four days after the lici*nng oil supply ran out, An autopsy showed she died of exposure and hail frostbite of the hands and feet, "Right now," Donovan said, "what we're doingIS trying to find out what happened that this 82-yeur-old woman could die ol exposure in her own apartment," by Linda Fried SUNYA faculty has adopted an attitude of watchful waiting as President Fields' Task Force on Priorities and Resources conducts its investigations. By March 1, recommendations will have been made, and Governor Carey's proposed budget cuts will be effected. Twenty-seven faculty positions and 28 support positions are to be terminated, effective September 1, 1976. Forty additional faculty lines have been cut, effective nolaterthan February 29, 1976. Faculty speculation about the outcome ranges, though mostly in terms of pessimism. One major concern of the SUNYA faculty was paraphrased by Bruce Marsh, head of the United University Professors. He said, "Naturally we feel that the cuts should be made somewhere else." Said Marsh, "The importance is not to cripple the most important aspect of the university—the teaching aspect." At Monday's University Senate meeting (ASP January 27), a professor asked Fields about administrative cuts, of which there are none. The answer purported this to be due to the fact that the numbers are mandated from the Division of Budgets, leaving no room for choice. Regardless, many faculty members remain quite incensed. One professor vehemently articulated a dominant trend of thought in saying. "It seems sort of ridiculous that there are no administrative cuts. It is very demoralizing to much of the faculty that so much of the crap administration is left behind. It is responsible for much of the mediocrity." Another professor, wishing to remain anonymous, voiced an opinion that certain incompetant deans who have tenure, should be asked to resign. If there were replacements for them, no additional money would have to be spent. Marsh presented another problem with the investigations. Due to the lack of time, the Task Force is relying heavily on administrative information. There is concern thatthere is not the same type of evaluation of the administration as there is for the faculty. One University Senate member revealed procedures the Task Force is taking to promote objectivity. According to this member, each time a program is discussed, if a committee member is involved with the program, he will withdraw from the proceedings. Marsh also remarked that it is not clear that the DOB's mandated cuts arc necessary. There are, he continued, unoccupied lines thut could be turned in. Another question raised at Monday's meeting, was whether the Task Force accurately represents the true scholars of the university. General concensus shows uncertainty about the Force's representation of the continued on page four Professor Bruce Mirth, president of United University Protestors: "Naturally we leel that the cuts should be made somewhere else." Gay Professor Fired Inefficient Exit Control Causes Library by Allan Rabinowitz (CPS) Richard Aumillcr, until recently a faculty member at the University of Delaware, was gay. Everybody knew it, no one made a big deal about it. But when Aumiller, director of the university theatre, went one step further and dared to speak out publicly on the issue of homosexuality, urging other gays to "come out," the university administration had had enough. Aumiller's contract was not renewed. Or in non-bureaucratictcrms, he was fired. The university made no bones about its reasoning. Aumiller was fired for expressing his opinion. "The university is not challenging the right of Mr. Aumiller to be a homosexual," said University President E.A. Trabant, "but his advocacy of homosexuality is inappropriate for the university undergraduate campus. I resent having to read about the bedroom activities of an individual on the faculty." "Freedom" Not Involved Trabant sees no question of academic freedom involved. "One can lecture on homosexuality -it can be debuted, but as president of the University, I cannot permit activities which indicate the university is advocating and advising undergraduate students participate in it and adopt the lifestyle." Wellington Hotel Rip-Off continued from page one were left open from morning until night in order to allow easy access to the rooms for the "four or five contractors" hired to do work at the hold. These workers completed heat detection devices in each room. Havekosl said that surveillance of all ihc workers was impossible, and was never attempted. Despite the fact that early arrivals immediately reported thefts to Havekosl on January 15, the police were nol notified until three days later when students themselves called. Residence Director Hied Litt said lie delayed calling the police until all students could report the thefts and therefore present athorough report. An investigation is currently under way. Concerned students sought the advice of legal counsel on January 1 I ). Lawyers advised them that because SUNYA is responsible for Ihc Wellington Student Annex, President Fields should he notified. A letter was sent him on January 26 advising him of ihc situation and soliciting his aid. Joe Scaring. Director of OffCampus Housing, was upset that the students wcnl over other people's heads in sending the letter to President fields, lie indicated that SfNYA was nol al all responsible for the Wellington Student Annex and thai the University would take no purl in the proceedings."Speak to Gersowitz, he's the head man," he said. Reuben Gersowitz, General JANUARY 30, 1976 Book Theft Solutions To Be Sought staff is to keep the materials within by Susan E. Miller "The library has received a letter the library. One employee said, "If 1 about the inefficiency of exit control caught someone removing books 1 From this date all books are to be would let them know they were stealchecked, all bags, briefcases, etc. ing but I wouldn't bring them to my Any student found not thoroughly supervisor." This is the general atchecking every patron who exits will titude of library employees. Several schools have come up with be terminated." This memo, sent to all circulation desk employees, a viable solution to the library theft reveals the exit control and security problem Cortland is one of the problem facing the SUNYA library. SUN Y schools that employs the 3M Theft of materials has plagued the security system. All library materials are senSUNYA library since its inception. Although statistics were not sitized. They are mechanically deacavailable, it is common knowledge tivated when the materials are checked out and resensitized when they are that theft continually occurs. Lack of security is cited by most as returned. If someone attempts to the reason for the persistent remove materials that are not problem. Presently, the security properly dcactiviatcd, a gate measures are virtually ineffective. automatically locks and a bell is One person is stationed at the main sounded. l.cn Cohen, Head of Reader Serentrance and is responsible for inspecting' all knapsacks, pocket- vices at Cortland said that initially books, briefcases, etc. for library "many students resented the Big books. If a book is overdue or not Brother image, however, they realizproperly checked out, the person is ed it is better than having someone asked to sign the book out at the go through their personal belongings." main desk. Cohen stressed that library The main concern of the library Manager of the Hotel Wellington was appointed this summer by the city. When Gersowitz saw the letter to Fields, which students had posted in the elevator, he demanded to see the authors of the letter. Gersowitz dismissed the incident as trivial and didn't think it necessitated the inclusion of Fields. Contradictory to what lawyers had said, Mr. Gersowitz claimed that "the Wellington Hotel is not responsible to SUNYA." According to Gersowitz Ihc letter served no purpose hul to "agitate the students. . . There is an investigation going on," he said. Grace Period There have been meetings between Dr. Welly, Director of Housing, Mr. Scaring, Gersowitz. l.itt, and Albany detectives. In a dorm meeting, Litt reported that the management had requested a two week grace period until February 3. llavekost said that settlements may begin within two weeks, but declined to say who would be making these settlements, llavekost had previously maintained that the hotel was not insured for thefts and would not take responsibility. Regardless of who makes the settlements, it has been hinted that payments may only cover hull ol the value of stolen items. Several student feel thut the nianagemenl breached their conlacobt tract. They feel that the hotel perThis student Is borrowing a book—permanently. Administrative sonnel are guilty of negligence and do not dismiss the possibility of a law Sarvlcosthinksnew security system will prevent such dastardly deeds. suit. ALBANY STL DENT PRESS employees are not police officers and when a student is caught, "no questions are asked." He added, "The system keeps the honest people honest and the materials where they belong." The system cost about $15,000 to install and carries an on-going cost of sensitizing books and other materials. It was installed in September 1974 withthe completion of the new library. Loss of materials at Cortland library has been substantially reduced. In a recent study comparing two six-month periods, the number of stolen periodicals dropped from SI issues to 4 issues. Doors Not Secure When asked why SUNYA has not implemented a system similar to Cortland's, William Snyder, Head of Administrative Services, explained: "Before any book detection system can be installed, all of the outer doors must be secured." He said the campus maintenance staff is currently in the process of designing and building u system to secure all of the library's outer doors. The system is similar to the one used by Ihc University of Guelph in Ontario, Canada. All of the exits will belied into thefirealarm system. If any of the doors are opened, a glass rod will be broken. This will activate the fire alarm. The entire building will have to be evacuated as, according to Snyder, "We will have no way of knowing what triggered the alarm. We'll havetoassumethcre'sa fire in the building." Signs will be placed near the doors indicating thai the exits are for emergency use only. According to the information received from the University of Guelph, this system should be most effective. Tying the exits into the fire alarm system is Phase I of a two pan plan. The second step will be to install the 3M book detection system. Although the recommendation has received campus approval, the final outcome depends on the SUNY budget. Snyder hopes to have the outer doors secured some time this semester. Asked when the book detection system will be installed, Snyder said, "I can't speculate as the 'SUN YA budget is part of the state's operations, PAGE THREE Going is Hough forPre-Meds •rMsryttvsr In 1973, the average cunt of highest number of medical schools. SUNYA'i SUNYA students accepted into However, New York does not dMMttodenU tuvttfondibffoint medical school was 3.49 as com- restrict out-of-state students from roaajhsr and rougher o w the pan pared to a national average of 3.41 applying to New York medical few jwan, but may be in for more of Una national average remained con- schools. This is in marked contrast the same—or worse. -' stant for 1974, while the gndepoint to other states which favor students Despite the fact that the Medical average (OPA) of SUNYA students who are residents of their own state Cofleae Aptitude Teat Mora of accepted that year increased to 3.39. when making med school adSUNYA'i pre-med itudenti For 1975, the average national OPA missions decisions. averages into the 90th percentile in of students accepted into medical SUNYA has made some progress the Breakdown of all those who have school increased slightly to 3.46, the past few yean toward attaining taken the test in the pan few yean, while the average OPA necessary for recognition as a top quality the percentage of SUNYA ttudenu an Albany student's acceptance educational institution, which will accepted into medical schools in the jumped to 3.62. make it easier in the future for preput three yean has lagged behind SUNYA pre-dental students have med and dental students to gain the national and Mate averages.. seen some encouraging acceptances. Now, with iiHHllHiMiiiniiiniiiiiiH iimiiimuiiM,, In 1973. SUNYA matched the developments lately. After 34 per- everymedical school application sent SUNYA has also managed to college." In addition the successfo national average of all four-year in- cent of SUNYA's pre-dental out, there is a page-and-a-half sum- place enough pre-meds in the past performance in Medical School o stitutions when 35 percent of our students were accepted into dental mary attached which describes fsw years so that people on ad- SUNY alumni will be beneficial fa pre-med students were successful in school in 1973, the ax fell. Only 29 SUNYA facilities and academic missions boards no longer react with future SUNYA med schoo getting into medical school. In 1974 percent gained acceptance in 1974. credentials. "Oh. You mean Albany teacher's hopefuls. only 34 percent of SUNYA's pre- Fortunately, things changed in 1975 med students got into medical when 15 of SUNYA's 34 applicants school, as compared to the 38 per- got into dental school. cent statewide and 33 percent Pre-med students who are Sundays, 8:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. nationally. In 1973, only 33 percent residents of New York State labor of SUNYA's pre-meds were under a disadvantage. New York Wednesdays, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. accepted, judging from the survey leads the nation in numbers of responses of 82 applicants. This students seeking admission to All are invited! Come one Come till! compares with 38 percent out of medical schools. And second other colleges statewide and 36 per- only to California, it has the cent nationally. A more sobering condition is that the mean cumulative average of SUNYA students accepted into medical school is consistently higher than the cum necessary for acceptance on the national average. GENERAL REPORTERS' MEETINGS Legal Aid Lobbyist Asks Help from Students Here by Lorraine Chun "It's not a shameful thing to be a lobbyist," says Lenore Gittis, a lawyer from the Legal Aid Society. Contrary to popular belief, a lobbyist is not an evil person who harnesses a legislator. But, someone might ask, what is a lobbyist? Gittis' definition is: a person that tries to affect the legislation that affects his constituency. A lobbyist can be a source of information for the legislator, says Gittis. Too often, a legislator is so busy that he cannot be up-to-date on every bill that is introduced. As a result he sometimes votes without the knowledge of the pro and con issues of a bill. This is where the lobbyist steps in. Whether it be in the lobby of the legislature building —hence the word "lobbyist"— or in a legislator's office, the lobbyist can present his clients' reasons for why or why not a bill is needed. Lobbyists can represent anything from banks, corporations, or labor unions to professional groups or Radio /hack Faculty Frowns continued from page three strength of the faculty. It is feared that this may have a derogatory effect on translating Field's guidelines. One professor who does not agree with this is Phil Tompkins of the Department of Rhetoric and Communication. He said, "I have considerable confidence in the Presidential Task Force. They have a terrible job, but it is a well-balanced Task Force representing the coucils and committees of the senate. Some of the committee members have been on committees that have been working all year." In regard to the total situation, Tomkins remarked, "It is grim, depressing, and discouraging, but I don't see much we can do about it except take the cuts in as intelligent a manner as possible." So, with mixed thoughts, all unpleasant, the SUNY faculty awaits the decisions of the Presidential Task Force. Fields announced if time permits reports of the Force's activities will be circulated. TONIGHT Qualifications: Undergraduates only Time Commitment: June I - July 27, l°76 I nllfl SAT. I\ JAN.31 I IV. SUM AND GET A FAMOUS REALISTIC ® HOME STEREO M U S I C SYSTEM DELTA SIGMA PI The Professional Business Fraterity Invites men and women interested in a business career to the following events: Tues.,Wed Government Career Day Feb. 3,4 9:30 AM to 4:00PM CC Ballroom Thurs. Feb 5 Keg- Meet the Brothers 8:00PM, Dutch Quad Tower Penthouse Mon. Feb 9 Speaker from Merrill Lynch, Pierce Fenner and Smith 7:30 PM CC Assembly Hall Thurs. Feb 12 Wine and Cheese Party-Talk 7-30 PM with the Brothers in the BA Lounge Lounge wipei I I M I I I out . 24 Hour Dance Marathon Noon February 6 to Noon February 7 Registration Feb. 4 in CC Lobby, and also at dinner lines on the Quads. sponsored by Kappa Delta Sorority Attendance at mandatory interest meeting on Tuesday, February 3, ai 7:30 p.m. in Lecture Center I (If youcannol attend, you must contact Sue Pierce (457-12%) in the X • "office of Sludeni Life (Campus Center 130) before {tic meeting takes place) Kenumeraliun: $750 plus room and board from June I • July 27, 1976 Where to apply: Office of Student Life. Campus Center 130 between January 26 - February 6, l°7o Application Deadline: Return applications to CC 13(1 by 5 pm Friday, February 6, 1976 FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION, STOP BY CAMPUS CENTER 130 UCE? TRIPLE X wipes them out X jfpsffl • XifjM njjjl „, I YHSlI A J I H The single application liquid that kills body, head and crab lies and their. eggs on contact. Simple and safe to use. No prescription n e e d e d . Ask your druggist for TripleX. Youngs Drug Products CorpM! P.O. Box 5. Piscataway, NJ 0B854 • Realistic STA-90 AM-FM Stereo Receiver with Two Tape Monitors! • Two Optimus-IB Walnut Veneer Floor/Shelf Speaker Systems • Realistic LAB-100 Manual Turntable with Base and $39.95 Realistic/ADC Elliptical Cartridge 7:30 PM with the Brothers in the BA VwipDruKPnxiucteCbrpic Gittis is asking for student volunteers to help lobby for Legal Aid. Students would be assigned to one of the divisions and help by checking out proposed bills, attending public hearings, and by writing memorandums to legislators. You can contact Gittis at 465-8864 or her secretary, Chris Guggisbergat 371-73SS. The address of the Legal Aid Society is on the second floor, 113 State Street, Albany, N. Y., right across from the Hotel Wellington. for the Albany Association of Retarded Children Requirements: WITH WIS AD Islington Ave TRIPLEX For further information contact: Craig Millnamow 457-7794 Sal Tacco 463-0067 COLONIE SHOPPING CENTER 4SS-MM OPEN MON. -SAT. I0.a.m. -9:30 p.m. THE UNITED STATES ARMY in association with the College Public Agency Council invites you to attend the FEDERAL CAREERS DAY Featuring 26 Federal Agencies in the Campus Center Ballroom February 3 & 4 9:30 A.M.-4:30 P.M. S3-IS CENTRAL AVE V ^ | A TANOV COWWUTIOW coaamwY OPEN WEEKDAYS finffjp ,m. SAt.9a.m. -3p n "> PAGE FOUR Conference Assistant, I976 Summer Planning Conference FRI.JAiV.30 CRABS? PO Bo« 5, P*scat«wsv, r j j 068S4 VARSITY INN Position Title: I STEREO COMPONENTS * TVs Wholesale Prices M o s t M a j o r Brands | Available (All Guaranteed) call Kurt at 16-1851 The single application liquid that kills body, head and crab lice and their eggs on contact. Simple and sale to Use. No prescription needed. Ask your druggist for Triple X. courts division. This year, Gittis is the director for alt Ihreedivisions. Ms. Gittis is really interested in the legislative process. A lobbyist's job can be hectic. Gittis' was of lobbying is to go to a legislator's office and talk. If she can't do that, she tries to get them before or after a session. The lobbyist must be up to date on things. They must attend public hearings and check out the proposed bills. Since Gittis is the only lobbyist in Albany representing the Legal Aid Society, things are always jumping for her and her secretary. The school was suing New York City for not giving them sufficient funds. Gittis won the case, and she says it was her introduction to lobbying because she got involved in trying to work through the city budget process to get money to open another school. She was so attracted to the art of lobbying that she lobbied for Legal Aid from 1973-1975 in the juvenile rights division. The Legal Aid Society is divided into three divisions: juvenile rights division, which concerns children under sixteen years of age; criminal division; and the civil Summer Planning - Orientation Conferences • • • $3080 to Influence legislators. The State Capitol Assembly HsH: lobbyists work within these CONFERENCE ASSISTANT POSITIONS AVAILABLE FREE ADmiSSION REALISTIC FOR THE MUSIC-MINDED SAVE consumer interest groups. The Legal Aid Society is one group that makes use of lobbyists in Albany. In general, the Legal Aid Society is a program that offers representation to poor people who can't afford to pay for legal assistance. Legal Aid was originally concerned solely with welfare recipients. They have extended their services to others. Their" objectives have expanded to seeking legislation favorable to the poor. The role of the lobbyist who represents Legal Aid would be concerned with laws affecting, for example, the landlordtenant situation, graduated income tax, etc. Gittis became interested in lobbying while working as a trial lawyer. She once represented Educational Handicap, a school for the deaf. The school was overcrowded, and it was unhealthy for the students who had special problems: wires from their specially equipped hearing aids were getting in the way of others. ALBANY STUDENT PRESS ««C«MAVVAHV AT INDIVIDUAL STORE8 JANUARY 30, 1976 JANUARY 30, 1976 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE FIVE FREE UNIVERSITY OF JEWISH LEARNING Requirements continuedfrom pugt one division, in the major department, or in the area of study of the major." The PEC recommendation is aimed at eliminating an undergraduate's concentrated area of study in one academic discipline. President Emmett B. Fields, who has the final word on any Senate suggestions, doesn't foreseeany immediate change in requirements. "It's too early to be able to say* Fields said, "I await the conclusions of those committees . . . so I don't see anything happening suddenly here, except for the debate itself." Fields doesn't advocate the use of distribution requirements per se. Instead, he supports what he calls the "breadth principle in the baccalaureate, if it's meant to produce the educated man or woman." Fields believes that a liberal learning originates by, "discovering doors opening that you didn't know were there . . . we do have an obligation to open doors to understanding." When asked if he thought students would be willing to do that themselves, Fields replied, "Well, I don't know. I'm sure many are — maybe all of them." Wednesdays starting January 2s Fk« Session: ft»7:30PM HORNY DOLLS IN ADDITION... Sundays starting Januarv IS (alternate weeks) 6:30 PM AN HISTORICAL AI«' UTERARY ANALYSIS OF THE SIDDUR Rabbi Paul Simon Patroon Lounge-Campus Center PROBLEMS CONFRONTING ISRAELI SOCIETY Humanities Building, Room 137 A series of seminars given each week by a different expert. Topics will deal with medicine, law, social problems, technology, censorship, politics and religion. JEWS IN THE NEWS... . , A weekly discussion led by Steve Shaw, Director of Hillel, on topical events of the week concerning Israel-American and World Jewry plus many offbeat items. .... Humanities 32 Mondays starting January 26 8:00 PM PORTION OF THE WEEK FROM A CHASSIDIC POINT OF VIEW Rabbi Israel Rubin January 26-Campui Center Assembly Hall Other Weeks-Campus Center 375 Tuesdays starting January 27 STUDY OF TALMUD Rabbi Eliezer Unger 8:30 PM Lecture Center 13 Second Session: 8:00-9:00 THE JEWISH WOMAN instructor: Mrs. Joyce Suuwein Humanities 137" A provocative Jewish woman- her life style and the impact she has on society. Thursdays starting January 29 8:30 PM CHALLAH BAKING at Kosher Pizza and Felafel House 483 Washington Avenue Between Quail and Lake (on SUNYA bus route) JEWISH POETRY (in translation)... Instructors: Rabbi Michael Kramer and Mrs. Barbara Kramer TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THE JEWISH CULTURE. Asurvev of Jewish poetry from Biblical times until the present PARTICIPATE IN THE FREE UNIVERSITY OF JEWISH LEARNING] Humanities32 The FREE UNI VERS1TY OF JEWISH LEA RNING Is an Informal series oJcoursesdestgnedippromoiegreaterawarenessoftheJewishcullureand the world in which we live. There is no lulllonfee. Noexams.papersorhomeworkwillberequired. The only requirement Is your Interest. sponsored by JSC-Hillel SA funded for more inf call Steve Shaw 489-1000 PAGE SIX Z00IAC N tion of a marijuana user. The Lot Angeles Free Press reports that the new test was developed under the auspices of the National Institute of Health Drug Abuse Center in order to determine the precise degree to which a car driver is stoned on weed. The technique involved is known scientifically as "radio-immune assay." It involves mixing radioactively-tagged marijuana with antibodies obtained from a goat — and then comparing the results with a blood sample obtained from a user. The new test is considered highly sophisticated, not only because it can measure the level of pot intoxication, but also because it can determing how much time has elapsed since the subject last smoked pot. robber that both his wallet and cash register were empty. The gunman reportedly replied: "Aw, that's just the way my luck'i been running all year. Call the police," the gunman said, as he dropped his .22 caliber pistol on the counter. Pinstein did just that, and a squad car came by and took away the dejected would-be thief. KILLER COW A cow in Portsmouth, Ohio, has shot and killed a 16-year old who was attempting to slaughter the animal. 5^ BORN LOSER WEEDING OUT Government-sponsored researchers at U.C.LA.'s School of Medicine have announced the development of anewmarijaunatcst that can detect the level.of intoxica- He went on to say, "I favor something like the distribution requirements, but my advocacy is limited by a realization that we're talking about a device. My real belief is that the problem is so big that about the only thing that I can really advocate is that the faculty and student body keep alive the question, what is aliberallyeducated person?" According to Fields, "The idea of distribution can be met in a great variety of ways. The bigissueis, how do <you get people to seek breadth and achieve some of it in a way that reconciles comfortably with the idea of free choice— and there's going to be some tension there." Recently, SA President Andy Bauman expressed some of that tension when he addressed Fields about the distribution requirements. Bauman told Fields that he belie .•<! the majority of the student body is satisfied with the present system and they would become upset at the thought of giving it up. Fields said he could understand the students' position but, "at the same time it makes me a little uneasy. Are students themselves getting conservative so that they don't want to look at anything new?" Asked Fields, "Rampant free choice does raise the clear possibility that students will be sharply pointed and not well rounded." When asked if he thinks that is true at SUNYA, Fields replied, "I think maybe it is." Six years ago the University Senate thought otherwise. The 1970 proposal that was responsible for eliminating SUNYA's distribution requirements was passed with the idea t hat it would "hearald the begilining of new educational patterns in this university." An April 24, 1970 ASP article read, "[The] Senate's feeling was that it is both morally wrong and wasteful to require students to take courses that they have no interest in . . . despite efforts by professors to whip students with the grade . . The concept of the 'well-rounded man' was rejected as well." Present Senate Chairman Tompkins feels that distribution requirements may in fact improve the quality of education at SUNYA, but he has a broader theory of why the requirements are being considered. "I think it's part of the times," remarked Tompkins, "a backlash from the student power of the 60"s and 7tfs . . . a reassertion of faculty' power." A doll of Archie Bunker's grandson may stir up more controversy than Archie himself. The doll, named "Joey" after the newly-born T.V. grandson, will be equipped with a male organ. Chicago toy-maker Anton Isaacson says that "Joey's" appearance marks the first time ever that a massproduced doll has come fully equipped. Isaacson predicts that if "Joey" catches on, dolls which are fully endowed with sex parts may become a wave of the future. BERMUDA A young bandit was arrested in Memphis last week after he became depressed and turned himself in because his victim had no money. Druggist Arthur Pinstein says he was opening his store when the young man pulled a gun. According to Pinstein! he quickly told the PUERTO RICO ST. MAARTEN at the fabulous at the sensational at the spectacular Summit Hotel Racquet Club & Bermudiana Hotel, from $259 Tennis & Beach Club Cecelia's Place from $219 from $199 3, 4 St 7 night packages available from most major cities March thru October, 1976. 15-day advance purchase required. All rates double occupancy from New York via Eastern Airlines. Plus $29 tax Si services. ALBANY TRAVEL BUREAU 146 State Street Albany, N.Y. 12224 518-465-1116 I NameB kAettmm: a. Also available complete European Summer Program, W The Scioto County Sheriffs office saysthat Charles Boyd and his father were struggling with the cow when it fought back and knocked a pistol from the elder Boyd's holster. The gun fell tothe ground and discharged, killing Charles. FAKE PARADE distributed to Government employees ordering them to line the motorcade route on Saturday, which was normally a day off for most of them. Recon Megarins sayi that topsecret research it continuing on tat Army's laser weapon, known at the Mobile Test Unit, or "M.T.U". at White Sands Proving Grounds in New Mexico. Later Weapons art similar to the so-called "Death Rays" depicted in the old Buck Rogers b o o b and movies. SUNDOWN Three Rice University scientists are out with the bizarre theory that a small "black hole" may be embedded in the center of the Sun, A black hole is an incredibly dense body of matter whose particles have undergone molecular collapse. A black hole is so dense that one the size of a grain of sand would weigh millions of tons. Three astrophysicists — Donald Clayton, Michael Newman and Raymond Talbot — say that recent experiments have discovered that the Sun is not giving off as many neutrinos as would be expected in a normal solar reaction. The reason for this lack of neutrinos has not been explained by conventional science. The three scientists, however, say that a black hole located at the very center of the sun would explain the discrepancy in neutrino emissions. The scientists suggest that the black hole is now just a few inches across, but that it is slowly growing larger as it absorbs matter from the Sun itself. Presumably, one day the black hole will collapse and absorb the entire Sun and then, after that, the Earth. Waving crowds which turned out to greet President Ford during his reLASER FAZE cent visit to the Philippines were not The United States Army has necessarily spontaneous. reportedly developed a laser weapon Parade Magazine reports that just capable of slicing the wings off an prior to Ford's arrival, a circular was enemy airplanefrom a distance of up to three miles. CeirTrierTr^oTiopresents Jones's All the World Aircraft, the authoritative publication on weapons, recently reported that the Soviet Union and the United States , are involved in a highly-secret and costly race to develop laser weapons. Jones's, however, gave no details about the lasers already in existence. Recon Magazine says the U.S. Navy is perfecting a laser weapon that can be carried aboard ships, while the Air Force is attempting to mount the death ray devices in supersonic aircraft. SEX-ED ABORTED A high school sex education program in Felton, California, has been suspended after parents complained that one of the teachers had boasted to students about decorating his Christmas tree with male contraceptives. Other critics charged that the same teacher allegedly inflated a rubber condom like a balloon and then let it fly about the classroom. Announcing the Opening of the New BARBERSHOP Ingmar Bergman's Just off the tunnel under the Social Science Building Only u short walk from anywhere on the podium Hair Styling . Special Cuts . Regular Cuts Appointment. . . 457-6582 Walk-ins Welcome Open Monday-Friday 8:30-5:00 Dun & Ted. , . yiiur friendly harhm - Free Coffee ior all Patrons • The Hot Meal Hot Line. Now factories, offices, schools, clubs, teams, scout meetings and any other hungry group can enjoy a delicious McDonald's 9 meal right where they are with a minimum of time and effort. Just call McDonald's* with your order ($5.00 or more) and send one person to pick it up at the time you tell us. af M c i The person, who picks up the order gets a large sandwich or breakfast entree FREE. And our new heat retaining styrofoam package for large sandwiches and breakfast insures that they will be hot and fresh when they get to you. McDonald's* Phone-a-Burger. It's a number to remember. If a hamburger answers, hang up. VfedoMforyou McDonald's* - 1602 Western Avenue, Albany, N e w York Open 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Sunday through Thursday. Friday and Saturday until lflo a.m. c . ^ ^ M breakfast daily until 1030 ..m. Frw tax tabic and complete msnu availabis upon request, ALBANY STUDENT PRESS JANUARY 3 0 , 1976 pttuuiM news pnisims Mi Mu6raw • Ryan O'Neal c ^t£MAGIC FmJTE>Produced and Directed and Written by Ingmar Bergman • Director of Photography Sven Nyk vlat Eric Ericson Conducting The Swedish State Broadcasting Network Symphony A SSvarijrasRadinA B Production• A SURROGATE RELEASE lofaatJMltt A CINE1 2 3 4 - 5 6 JANUARY 30, 1976 Exclusive Engagement!!!! ALBANY 81UDENT PRESS k HOWARD G MINSKV- ARTHUR HILLER Production Feb. 1 Special Sunday Matinee 2:15 also 7:00 and 9:00 p.an. LC-7 50e PAGISIVtN TUESDAY W > 7 * M t t l K t v r o 7 " C r i t i c a l Warfare and Critical PluroHim: Must Critics Kill?" TIMS. Feb. 3, 7 p.m. CC Assembly Room. "The freedom fcatfway,'*' movie, Tuel. Feb. 3,8:30 p.m. LC23. Sponsored by US-China Peoples Friendship Assodation. TODAY T.G.I.*. Party tttthtSfoTavvrn. Spomortd by th* Albany SraM Locrona.Taam. 4-7 p.m. I S O donation. 12S b M n , $1.75 pHclwrs, mixad drinks: $.75, 1, 1.25. tibial Chavvrah Sorvka, Fri. 7 p.m., in ED 335. Singing and On«g fallowing Servicts.. ' Traditional Shobbaf Services, Fri. 7:30 p.m. at Chapel Home, Oncg after services. . Jimmy Carter hat won the Iowa delegate caucus. You can help him score in the New YorkDemocratic Presidential Primary. Interested SUNYA people will be meeting this afternoon at 4:30 on campus. Call CC Info desk 7-6923 for location. THIS WEEKEND ti Community KolofionsCommitteo of retortion 76 is having an important meeting Sun., Feb. 1, 8p.m. in the State Quad Flagroom. All interested people are welcome. Any questions, ! Weekend Masses—Sot. at 6:30p.m.. Sun. at 9:30, 11 a.m., and 1 p. m. All at Chapel House. Harness Racing Club presents two movies, "Lindy and loverne," and "Strike Out," at the meeting Sun. Feb. 1, 7:30 p.m. Everyone is welcome. i" call Sue 7-4066 or Jerry 7-7742. MONDAY I Chumash review of the S/dro with Rabbi Rubin. An informal group discussing the relevance of Torah in contemporary times. CC 373, 8 p.m. All welcome. Wayne Booth, Goerge M. Pullman Prof, of Eng. at the U. of Chicago, will present a lecture, "B.F. Skinner's Rhetoric: Theory and Practice," Mon. Feb. 2, 7 p.m. CC Assembly Room. Accounting Club will hold its first meeting Mon. Feb. 2, 7:30 p. m. in the BA Faculty Lounge. All welcome. Psi Gamma Sorority invites all university women to help celebrate Ground Hogs Day on Mon., Feb. 2, in Van Ren, Dutch Quad from 7:30-9:00. Composer Alcides lama from Montreal will present some of his newest works along with dancers in the Free Music Store concert on Mon. Feb. 2, at 8:30 p.m. in the Lob Theatre of the PAC. Funded by SA. Student Special Ski l£ price RoundTop I Plymouth Union, Vt 5 mi south of Killington Gondola, on Rte. 100 ^150 $950 * All day AlMa.i Weekend *WK AIM... Assertive Training Workshop, Tues. Feb. 3,7:30to 10p.m. Call in registration at 489-8573. e. * * * no-mod, Pre-denf "information dime" will be held Tues. Feb. 3, 7:30 in BIO 248, offered by Hudson Winn ol the Dept. of Biological Sciences. Coy Alliance general meeting Tues. Feb. 3, 9 p.m. in the Patroon Rm lounge (CC first floor). We will be discussing the upcoming N.Y. State Coalition of Gay Organizations convention which SUNYA Gay Alliance Is sponsoring on campus Feb. 6,7,8. Everyone welcome. __-~_ H * WEDNESDAY Veterans Club 2nd organizational meeting. Wed. Feb. 4. See Tues. ASP for details. Mr. Kiel, Sherman, US Fo'reign Service Officer, and former personal aide to Dr. Kissinger, will be available for an informal discussior.iforum far students and faculty on Wed. Feb. 4. 1:30 p. m. in I X 315. CIA involvement in Africa and Angolan crisis will be discussed THURSDAY Conference Assistant positions with 1976 Summer Plow.-, Orientation Conferences are now available F•- TDDIICOIO* forms and further info stop in the Office ol Studem [,|e, cc IJ) between Jan. 26 and Feb 3 Ame,/co„ Field Service. Vor info an a SUNYA Cho 01e ,, Mtm) M,chael laga, AFS returnee, Box 1430,S,a,e hZ « c " H 4020. Help a child. Foster Core program c't St. Caih, , „,0, m specialized caretochildren whorequire prolc-H.o,.„i..,,„•„,„„ iving lamily life. If you can share your home with o«.,lafiom,r> lancy to twelve years of age, please find out ho„ , . , ton „.,.„ calling 482-3331 or writing St. Catherine's Cent... •', Cr.,Jm 30 N. Main Ave., Albany, NY 12203 Auditions lor Telethon 76 now being held. Pick apyouroc#c» tion at CC Info desk. Everyone welcome, so apply now' New SA Publication! *W on ted: artists, ca.. -..,. e„,„. proofreaders and other useful people. Call Jon 7 .: j42o. oilta the Communications Director at the SA OH •<• BLOCKBUSTER! The"Dynamit< Dagwood" (: PAN CARIBBEAN ASSOCIATION A gourmet explosion' Your robust portion is carved from a gigantic, 6-foot long "Dynamite Dagwood MEETING MONDAY ONLY $1.50 Choice ol Roast Beel Combo turkey Combo or Ham -onlresh-bakeclRve Pumpernickel and Italian brood FEB 2ND PLUS: A Free Draft Beer a t t f e S.7olU4. \X2X WtXtWi »v» 8PM LC-14 Mon. thru Thurs. from 7 PM NEW MEMBERS WELCOME presents WEEK 2 OF Tine; alternative filmic experience since 1954. The Plays of Shakespeare os Cinema A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM (1935) with: $ .50 with tax card $1.00 without Joints C'asjuey, Dick Powell, Mickey Rooney, Kd Wynn, Joe K Brown, Olivia de llavilland FRIDAY, JAN 30 LC 1 7:15 9:45 directed by Mux rcinhart and William Dictcrlc funded by student nssouatio PAGE EIGHT ALBANY STUDENT PRESS JANUARY 30, 1976 J ROM DdTrf TO D^lTrl c\ Childbirth Education Association of Albany on n »„„. , In the tamaze method of prepared childbirth ,o & Classes will be held the week of Feb. 9, and Feb 23 Fo T info contact Mrs. Brennan, Registrar, 6 Grove A.,. SUarJl" 9 NY 12159 (439-6353). *' ANYTIME OH Campus Association is sponsoring a contest to paint a mural in the new Off Campus Student lounge. There will be a S50 award to paint the mural. Submit entries to OCA, CC 346. Finance Committee Secretary needed. Take and type bills and minutes. Mon. p.m. and Tues. a.m. See Dave, CC346, M-F.9-5. Summer Jobs in Britain, France, and Germany. Information and applications are available in the Office of International Programs, SS322. Telethon '76 will be at the dinner lines the week of Feb. I for all those wishing to sign up lor the food fast to be held Feb. 18 for the benefit of Wildwood School. Astronomy Club needs new members. All members of the SUNYA population are welcome. For more info call Melody 74077 or Bob 7-4979. Tke A * owl FMJMM HtMjtvjfc* 4 fc Ataaj Safe* ? « • • • •Sab Uawaaj *4 Hm (fait d Aft-wj* • *9aaa* 30.1176 BETA SETA BETA, the biological honor society is „, applications (available outside the main office „ 7'? building.) Application deadline is Fri. Feb. 13 Student Essay Contest, $d,00a in prices offered lo,bes.„ of approximately 10,000 words on the theme of l ' " ' * Supplementation-A Solution to America's Welfc. r ! Papers must be recieved by Mar. 1, 1976. Far c o m p l e t e ^ lion and registration forms, write: the Institute For Sod • Studies, Airport Road, White Plains, NY fo604 * Degree Applications are available in the Office of th. ». •. AD B i If you are expecting to graduate th ^ reminded that yau must file a degree application on or , f Fri. Feb. 6, 1976. OH Campus Association is sponsoring a com,..,, ,„ „„,„,„ in the new off campus Student Lounge. Th,-„. „ II h,.S award to paint the mural. Submit entries lo OCA CC 346 U f i fcThe international Film Group J Pnoonix literary magazine nee'ds your poems start.. and photos for Spring 7 6 issue. Submit written wo k. • V* box opposite CC info desk; to submit graphics and f P S Kan call 7-3074 or 7-8954. PHOENIX Fall 75 is n l V u " " ' FREE at the SA Contact office, next to ch«k c o l * " * ' Israeli Dance Group. If you missed the interest rr»..i "' S Jan. 25, call Tanla 7-7748. If you saw t h e ! "' semester, this is your chance to became a pan of?'" MagicClub. Llketolearnsom»magic*?JoinacU| 0 , m on campus. Beginners or experienced magicians welcn!9'^ Jim 456-4581 for details. ""'^'I Psi Gamma Sorority and Sigma Tau Beta invite all university men and women to a keg on Thurs. Feb. 5, 9 p. m. in Johnson Hall, Colonial. Weekday GOOD ANYTIME Bring your Student I n * Mishna, Midrash, Chassidic and Jewish philosophy class is given every Wednesday evening by Rabbi Israel Rubin at his home 122 So. Main Ave., 8 p.m. All are welcome. For info, call 482-5781. Join the Student Ski Assa and save another buck on weekends 4600'and 3100'chairs 1300 ft of vertical Plenty of challenging runs "Big league skiing with friendly people" jt * tWnfor it horo of Mehmwlt Campus. C o m e ' o u r - ? ^ toboggan, frolic In t h . snow, or X-country ski th.„ " S 1 longhoute. just IS minute, on tht Norfhwo, OB'?? 1 "' W8 furthtr info call 371-6941 '• $ J I ~"'c* by Ellen M. While '•'< "How do you expect me to write when I have to feed the damn card reader?" she snapped. "Don't you want me to write? Didn't wc come here so 1 could write? And what do you have me do — feed your reader, a loasy operator's job. Well 1 work a lousy job all day long and I don't want to do one now." Bent over the keyboard of his CRT, Jim hid his smile and did not answer. He had heard this speech before. From their past fights he knew that her voice was loud and harsh; but here, supressed by the overwhelming noise, Sarah, his wife sounded almost pleasant. The room was unusually noisy. Narrow and low ceilinged, it was lined with machines. Whirring tapes, keypunches, a roaring disk, clattering rattling printers and readers packed the room with an insistent rage. A large air conditioner, which was necessary to keep the machines from overheating, rushed the air, fluttering the calendars, stray output and other papers as if some violent storm was contained within the walls. Sarah, who had been here time after time, was still astonished by it all. Everything happened at a superhuman rate - information leaped from the printer three hundred lines a minute; the reader sucked in, stored, and expelled nine, ten, maybe more cards per'second. Except for the reader, Sarah understood nothing of this room. As far as she was concerned, it was all beyond her hand and mind. Usually the atmosphere caused her to become almost defensive, to pull all of her facilities into one focus. Here, she found she could concentrate best when she made up her mind to it. But today, instead of threatening her into production, Computer Applications had overwhelmed her. She stood before the reader feeding stack after stack of cards. Drugged by the regular rattle of transmission, she felt too dull to even remember the poemthat had beenso lull within her when she had entered the room. The sounds, the rushing air was like a stormy sea, and she, a luckless crab, was caught in the undertow. Wave after smashing wave drove her down, stripped her, crushing to salty sand her fragile shell of words and images. Jim also found the room hypnotic. The noise of his projects in progress spurred him to produce more. This room was his domain, he loved to come here late at night when no one was here but himself and his wife. Usually she offered to dosmall tasks; and he was glad that she could take some part in his working life, the most important part of his life. After several years in the Held, computers still fascinated him. Coming in late at night, he could take care of the uninteresting phases of his work, which allowed him to spend more time with the programming problems, his real love. The range of this work was to take two unreal worlds, the worlds of problem and potentiality, and to make out of them an actuality, a practical result. He loved to pit the limitations of his mind against the limitations of the machine, to fit the puzzle of language to that of circuitry. To him, his work was a constant awakening, growth, and refinement. "You know I haven't written anything since we've been married," Sarah burst in again, "It's been a year — one year and not one decent poem, not one paragraph. You know that I can write," she pleaded. "You know why I'm not writing. You know, Jim." He supposed that he did. But what could he say to her? He remembered when he first knew her, she papered her bedroom door with the poems she had published.Now, she pasted up rejection slips. He didn't understand why she bothered to send out the old poems. Even she had said that they were no good. They hadn't been published in the past, why would anybody want them now?"To teach me humility," was her response lo his questions. He wondered how close to martyrdom such humility would lead her. But her poetry was good; at least, he, who did not have a taste for such found her poems beautiful, joyous, but most important, puzzles in their own right. Even Sarah, usually so down on herself said that they were promising. But it was all quite true, she hadn't finished anything in a long time. "And how do you expect me to write?" Her voice rose over the machines once more, "I work all day, work I hate. 1 come home and I'm free. Free, Free — and what do I do, cook, clean, wash the dishes, do the laundry. It's always too late. Or we skip everything to come here. Then you make me work. I hardly have time to read the paper much less write a line." She paused a minute. Jim did not answer so she began again: "And not only don't 1 have the time, but what if I did? What do I have to write about? The dishes, your dirty underwear, riding the bus in the morning?" He reflected that she had once written an excellent poem about an early morning bus ride. Perhaps she remembered it too, as suddenly she burst into tears. She was getting close, he thought, maybe this time she'd get it. Sobbing, shecontinuedtofeedthc reader. "Jim, I can't go on like this. I have to have my own life. You have yours, even if it's only as narrow as this room. I have nothing, 1 am nothing." She fed in the last stack of cards. It was the second time this week that he had heard the speech. On the table behind her he could see her notebook, opened to a page covered with circles as if she were doing a handwriting exercise. Though the reader was finally empty, she continued to stand before it dumbly. The air, the noise of the other machines pressed around her, still overpowering her. She picked up the notebook and ran into the other room, shutting the doorfiercely.Takinga pen, she firmly blacked over the row of zeros and underneath, began to write: oh my sucking, spitting child,/ full and moving, always/always, I am void... Jim entered. "Sarah, are you OK?' She nodded and continued to write: the rattle is your comfort and my dirge . . . "Sarah, look, their system went down in the middle of the reading. Your job bounced. Would you mind doing it again?" She looked up finally. "Yes, I'm busy." He smiled and left the room. "WHrIT DO I HrfVlC TO WRIT€ rtBOUT? THe MH€9, VOUR DIRTV UND€RW€f1R. RIDING TH€ BUS IN TH€ MORNING?" tSJBBBBBSW*""*1**" """'*' Frampton Fingers Frets On Friday preview * leisure ufcat'6 hatyeitcitg? Friday, Jan. SO Saturday, Jan. SI Rathskttlar Pub Theatre Council Guest Artist music by Jambaiaya ON CAMPUS cine 1-6 459-8300 1 "The Proposition" improvisation & mime troupe albany state contemporary rock and roll The Magic Flute 7 p.m. P A C Main Theatre Magnum Forct Fri. & Sat. 7:00 & 9:30 LC 18 Fri. & Sat. 8:00 p.m. Freeze Dried Coffeehouse Afternoon Workshop Geoff Miller & Dick Berman call P A C for time original, trad., & contemporary folk Fri. & Sat. 7:25, 9:45 Sun. 7:30, 9:30 free w / t a x card, $.75 w / o Rathskellar Pub 8:30 p.m. LC 18 contemporary rock and roll Feb. 1 Fri. & Sat. 7, 9 tower east 7 p.m. WSUA A Musical Offering C l a s s o f ' 7 8 Party with Ross Wolin Lenny Fri. & Sat. 7:30, 10 LC7 When the North Wind Blows ifg Three Days of the Condor Fri. & S a t . 7:15,9:15 music by Third Hand and classical music Ted Fish & Co. 12 noon - 3 p.m. Dutch Quad U Lounge 8 p.m. Fri. & S a t . 6:30, 8:40, 10:45 A Midsummer's Night Dream Brunch with J S C Fri. 7:15,9:45 guest speaker: LC I Freeze Dried Coffeehouse "Jewish Influence on American The Black Bird same as Friday Foreign Policy-Fact o r Fiction?' Fri. & Sat. 6:30, 8:25, 10:20 delta sigma pi C C Cafeteria 12:15 p.m. C o l o n i a l Q u a d Party 50's dance and dress Ice Skating bus leaves circle at 7:30 p.m. Colonial Quad U Lounge by J S C 9 p.m. notice! Any group, on or off campus, wishing to have an activity listed on this page; please send information to: ASP Preview Editor All information must be CC 329 SUNYA Albany, N.Y. 12222 submitted by Tuesday, hellman 459-5322 Love Story Sun. 2:15, 7,9 LC7 The Hlndenburg Fri. & Sat. 7:20, 9:45 people for socialism madison 489-5431 Bobby Seale Lucky Lady Fri. & Sun. 8:00 Fri. 7:15, 9:20 LC II Sat. 7:45, 9:40 OFF CAMPUS Peter Frampton will perform at the Palace one week from tonight. center 459-2170 DON'T LET .1 Hustle Rollerball Fri. & Sat. 7:45, 9:55 at 3 p.m., of that week. Dog Day Afternoon Blackboard's Ghost S a t . 6:55, 10 T . G . I . F . Party Fri. 8:30 Silo Tavern tobogganing, ice skating, 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. and cross country skiing m o v i e 1 & 2 456-4883 Sat. 8:25 fox-colonic 459-1020 g o t o CC 137 Dog Day Afternoon music by Paris 1776 His 211HI22 •23 24|B25 34 g ^ _ _ | ^B 55 " 35 wmsrwW 36|«37 HL_ •48 • • « ™™57 38 ^BBT 49|«0 fllbl 1 " b8TB59 54^ IP™ IF 6T»>b I •67 MbB •70 1 " ©Edward J u l i u s , PAGE 2A 1975 50 51 1 "... blow your 52 horn" 53 6 Mr. Caesar, et a l . 55 10 Part of a musical 59 note 14 A hole 63 15 Son of Adam and Eve65 16 Volume 17 Pianist Jose 66 18 " the World Go 67 •Round" 68 20 Old s a l t ' s complexion (2 wds.) 69 22 Resonant 70 23 Slightly open 71 25 Altar vows 26 Killer of Cleopatra 29 Yoko 30 Lair 1 31 Peer Gynt's mother 2 34 " — Starlight" 3 37 Hiss 0'Grady, e t al 4 39 Song of Joy 6 40 Turf 6 42 Jazz accompaniments 7 43 Tin Pan and 8 Gasoline 9 45 Representative 10 47 Clarinetist Wee Russell 11 46 Enlisted men ACROSS W :::::W:::::::::::W:%¥*S«SSSaW>S^ effect. A minute long commercial, well d o n e with the usual fast paced editing t o enhance excitement, c a m e on. I never moved from my scat. A n hour later, I was hooked by a 15 second, " S t a y tuned for . . . ". The opening shot was one of Winters with the G r a n d C a n y o n as a backdrop. He s p o k e seriously a b o u t h o w our country's sense of h u m o r has made it great. H o k e y but obligatory—1 let it slide The first skit was of George Washington. Notfunny. I thought something was wrong with me. But then came Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, etc. All not funny.. What happened? My favorite humorist was not making m e laugh. W h e n he improvised, t h e J o n a t h a n Winters I love was funny. But t h a t happened once every 15 m i n u t e segment. The most astonishing p h e n o m e n a was that the Hefty garbage bagcommercials starring Winters werefunnier, visually superior and overall produced with m o r e concern t h a n the actual program. At least this served t o redeem him in my eyes. O n t h e Tonight Show, Winters h a d m e gagging for breath. H e is funniest when he controls the pace. W h e n confined, his ad libbing is stifled a n d therefore n o t as humorous. And as for NBC—Well, you can lead me t o a program, but y o u can't m a k e me laugh. Tunc in next week. BRUNCH-bagek and cream cheese ICE SKATING- 11 1? 13 ^lf. _ m^lB by Lon Levin Feeding your expectations is what network TV docs best. They usually have the best advertising. It's their medium, a n d when it comes t o commercials—they know how t o d o it with more impact t h a n anyone else. But this talent usually tends t o inspire me with so m u c h anticipation that 1 a m crushed when t h e p r o g r a m advertised finally comes on t h e air. A n d s o it was with "200 Years of American H u m o r " starring J o n a t h a n Winters. Since t h e Fall Preview T V Guide I have been looking forward t o this special. Every week 1 would check t h e papers t o see if it was g o i n g t o be on. I told all my friends t o be on the lookout for the program. I even contemplated writing my Congressman until I remembered that he couldn't read. I almost gave u p when, last week, at 12:55 a m , Tuesday on the Tonight Show, J o h n n y C a r s o n said his usual farewells to his guests, Ralph Nader a n d J o n a t h a n Winters, a n d mentioned the special 1 hugged the TV (I would have d o n e m o r e but it was plugged in) a n d went t o sleep a betler m a n . little realizing that N B C h a d planted t h e first seeds of hype. The next day all 1 could d o was d a y d r e a m . My most vivid daydream was one in which 1 played mixed doubles in squash with J o n a t h a n Winters characters. While cati ng dinner, phase two of N BC's plan went into CC cafeteria 12:15pm Also: JSC interest meeting 2 Fri. & Sat. 7, 9:30 7 6 9 « 0 A Disappointing Winter Sunday Feb.1 Cost JSC Free tax.50 w/o tax$1.00 Lancelot of the Lake Fri. & Sat. 7:30, 9 call 457-7600 or 57 Fuller Rd. media madwess***^^^ with guest speaker-"Jewish influence on American Foreign Policy-fact or fiction? 1 for reservations; Rembrandt's Cellar P u b & Disco A NEW DIMENSION IN CINEMA LUXURY HIS CI A CODE NAME IS CONDOR. IN THE NEXT SEVENTY-TWO HOURS ALMOST EVERYONE HE TRUSTS WILLTRYTOKILLHIM. Fri. & S a t . 7:30, 9:30 Forced to Fight Mohawk Campus by Albany State Lacrosse Team Dick Berman and Geoff Miller, folk and country musicians, will bring their fine and fast flat-picking to the Freeze-Drled Coffeehouse this Friday and Saturday nights In the CC. Assembly Halt. Their material Is largely original and they have performed It In coffeehouses all over New York and New England, most notably at Foxhoilow Festival and on the Sloop Clearwater. On |uit two gutters they play everything from ragtime and blues to old time fiddle tunes. Fri. & Sat. 7, 9:30 Queen Boxer Fri. 7, 10 K 27 28TBp For free information, write to: DRUNK DRIVER. Box 2345 Hockville, Maryland 20852 Fri. & S a t . 7, 9:20 Eeauuuj fhe tuottj tewm ? 3 4 5 BK Simply on t he strength of t hat one album, Sancious has been reaping a lot of well-deserved praise, a n d its not only the PR men w h o arc calling him the next j a z z / r o c k superstar. For its first show of the semester, Concert Board has assembled a n interesting combination of talent. A n d an ex-keyboard player may be the closest Albany ever gets t o t h e whiz kid from Asbury Park. mohawk mall 370-1920 delaware 462-4724 [ Frampton is a consistent and inventive guitarist, and eventhough he left Humble Pie t o begin a solo career, F r a m p t o n is nothing if not a good b a n d musician. As a composer, F r a m p t o n has a talent for melody. The result has been several singles which achieved modest airplay — the latest a n d best of these being " S h o w Me The Way." He is interested in the song, in the music. His guitar plays a dominant role, not t h e only role. O n vinyl, at least, F r a m p t o n stays a w a y f r o m the more esoteric approaches t o the guitar of, say, Jeff Beck. F r a m p t o n in concert, though, is just as much showman-virtuoso as anyone else, and is not as afraid t o step out a n d solo as his studio work might suggest. Opening the show for F r a m p t o n next Friday will be David Sancious, a 21 year old keyboard wizard. Probably best known for his one year stint on piano and organ with Bruce Springsteen, Sancious recently released an incredible solo a l b u m entitled Forest of Feelings. T o anyone expecting rehashed Springsteen, it came as a complete surprise. Produced by Billy Cobham, its influences are more j a z z than rock. Blackboard's Ghost music by Jambaiaya Sunday, Peter F r a m p t o n is n o exception. He has his share of fanatical admirers, a n d with good reason. 2 Hurtle The Great Dictator CC Assembly Hall 7, 9:30 by Spcnce f U f t j o Start t o talk about rock guitarists, and it doesn't matter if it's Jeff Beck, Joe Walsh or Eric C l a p t o n — s o m e o n e will always j u m p u p a n d proclaim o n e of t h e m t o be t h e greatest musician t o put his Angers t o t h e frets. Fri. & Sat. 8:00 "Music In the " Lizzie Golfer Tonniy "Arrlvedercl " Besides "Put Another in" " Trousers" "... thereby hangs 12 Ostrichlike bird 13 k!' 19 Hit tunc rrom the past (3 wds.) 21 Dog In "Peter Pan" 24 Loots 26 Association of musicians 27 Trite 28 Miss Mesta Dismounted 31 Shoot for (2 wds.) Cross 32 Prefix: seven IQ Society or Latin 33 City In Germany table 35 Love, In Scotland serif 36 Hebrew letter Fast Jets 38 Droop Thoughts 41 " Hearts and Gentle People" DOWN 44 Phil 46 "The In Winter" Darkens 49 Office workers, for Arrow poison short Novelty piano tune 52 Vegetable dish Vocalist O'Day 54 Played a part "For Fellow" 55 Wharton graduates, "Frivolous " e.g. Nigerian tribesmen 56 Wide-mouthed Jar Wanting, with of 57 Destroy Svelte 58 Read the act to " — F e l l on 60 Vocalist Helen Alabama" 61 Hiss Lanchester "The Bridges at 62 Meadows R1" 64 Doctors C o l l e g i a t e CW75-16 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS towne785-l5l5 w/skates .50 The Sunshine Boys if renting skates $1.25 Bus leaving circle at 7:30pm Fri. 7:15,9:30 Sat. 6, 8, 10 last week's Orientation for volunteers to visit Daughters of Sarah Nursing Home solution - T I A p P. N n I N T E I- s 0 Tuesday evening Feb.3 7:30 R A sSM [T A ill s | A N Q U i D I: N '1 R N A L A U D I T 0,Ji p. H o [) IT a transportation provided For further info, call: MARCIA 7-7814 n aaai:i n aura aaa ranii ramrnn nrata • PAULA 7-7823 DIAlNll lEILIWIEIBlsh'lliJjsJl Sponsored by Jewish Students' Coalition-Hillel ana mania taBR* ra nmrfi rari.rjiiir.inn grin ri'iiiri.Tpiini "nmnnngn nniaiinirii anniraaH_ JANUARY 30, 1976 __ Sunday evening Feb.1 SA funded JANUARY 30, 1976 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE 3A Space B* Waffle IMS, Of COUrSS, the luaurtoue office on floor ol Mw JUMnMraaon Bulking o w Iht fountain lb Iho Campus Center. During smafl moatJnga or work sessions, he can •imply turn Ma chair around and «H at the amaR tablelnthoforeground Formost official meetings, Raids and Na visitors retire to the rear half of me office, which contains a group of comfortable lounge chairs. Fields' Is the only office shown possessing three doors. One leads to Ns personal secretary, one to a secretary-receptionist and one leads through a small room (with a semi-private bathroom off It) to the outer lobby. Nonce the chandelier in the center, a daring move away from SUN VA's architecture. Every student is affected by decisions made in offices such as those on these pages. Witt your favorite professor get tenure? Will you have a dorm room or beforced to search off-campus? Will there be condom vending machines on campus? Will you have to take required courses outside your major? Will there be money for intercollegiate pinball? Willthe ASP print obscene personals? The people who make decisions like these have offices larger than your RA's suite and more And the Art of University Maintenance space than most professors. Few people ever see these offices, and so the AS P has brought a few of them onto these pages for your viewing. Note that the photos are taken with a twenty millimeter super wide-angle lens. This makes them appear somewhat larger than they really are, though objects in the offices will clue you In to the correct size. The lens was necessary in order to include as much of the office in the shot as possible. Until 1970 SUNY Central had a set formula on the amount of square feet that could be allloted to a specific member of the university. Faculty could have up to 120 square feet, department chairmen ISO, deans 180-240, vice presidents 240-300, and 480 sqaure feet for the school president. Now. the only guideline is a rule that determines allotted space by multiplying the number of full lime professors in a department by 160. The result is the total squarefootage to be occupied by that department. Phillip Slrolkln, Vice President lor Academic Affairs, isthe only one of those shown with his desk In a powerful position In the room. Though he often meets with people in the lounge area In the foreground, if he chooses to remain in his seal visitors are forced to talk over his desk. This control of the room is increased by the angle at which Sirotkln's desk sits, making the room appear to be diamond-shaped rather than square. His office is at the outside corner of the I Administration building near Fine Arts, twenty feet away from President Fields' office. The plant at left was originally only inches tall, a golng-away present from his old school received live years ago. An example of Sirotkln's interest in antiques is the clock at right. Outside his office is a beautiful old grandfather's clock keeping perfect time, rescued from the basement of Brubacher Hall. Division Dean Richard Kendall (left) of Social and Behavioral Science and Ruth Schmidt of the Humanities hold similar positions, though Schmidt has more professors in her division. The square!ootages are close, but Kendall's Is of a more practical shape. Schmidt meets visitors in the foreground of the photo, usually sitting in a chair opposite the couch. The art and decor of her office Is a bit more refined (notice the artwork)than the others here, possibly a result of the kinds ot departments reporting to her. Similarly, Kendall hasa picture of John Kennedy(seen) end Martin Luther King, Jr. (not seen), reflecting the klnde of departments thst report to him, While Schmidt's office appears neat and well-organized, Kendall's is a bit homier, with his jacket over a chair and with magazines and boxes scattered about. Students don't generally have offices, but both Student Association President Andy Bauman (left) and Albany Student Press Editor Daniel Gaines have offices In the Campus Center. Bauman's Is In a suite that includes rooms for other SA officials, and is located In the middle of the third floor. Gaines is at the corner near Education. Unlike the others shown here, neither have carpeting, and their desks are simple office furniture, rather than high quality wood. In the loreground of the Bauman photo Is a piece of a lounge chair. Two of these are in the photographer's corner, and are the most popular seats for visitors. Gaines has the smallest-and coldest-office of those shown, although a panoramic view of the fountain helps compensate for this. Bauman, due to his location in the center of the CC, hes no windows. AphotoofSUNYAfloatlnginspaceadornsthe ASP editors wall, while the SA president sports s Picasso. For those not familiar with university bureaucracy, note that President Fields has four VicePresidents, each in charge of a particular part of the the school: Academic Affairs, Management and Planning, University Affairs, and Research. The Executive Vice President is Vice President for Academic Affairs Phillip Sirotkin. Reporting to Sirotkin are the deans of the various schools and the three division deans, two of Dean ol Student Affairs Neil C. Brown's office Is on the ground floor of the administration building, near the Business building. The side of the library can be seen through the windows. In this position, he sees students pass and wave. 01 course, they do not know who he is. Brown was conferring with Dr. Janet Hood , the Director ol the Student Health Service, when this photo was taken. Brown rarely talks to people while at his desk. He Is invariably, except with a large group, somewhere around the table on the left. The couch on the right is only used In large group meetings, and then is brought closer to the others. The tape recorder In the loreground is not used to record conversations, whom are here: Ruth Schmidt of Humanities (English. Philosophy, Rhetoric and Communication, Languages, etc.) and Richard Kendall of Social and Behavioral Sciences (Psychology, Economics, Sociology, History, etc). Student Affairs Dean Neil Brown reports to the Vice President for University Affairs. He has more responsibility than anyone except the Vice Presidents and Fields. He is in charge of housing, financial aid, the campus center, health service, etc. Andy Bauman Is President of Student Association, which derives its power indirectly through Brown but also from the Board of Trustees of SUN Y. Student Association does not "report" to any office in the usual sense. Student Association is the mother organization for SA groups. The Albany Student Press reports to no one in any sense. photos by ken amron ALBANY STUDENT PRESS JANUARY 30, 1976 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE 5A recordings by K m ScbJosberi a recent review of Desire in TheNew One C M only attempt any inter- York Times "—he never lets himself pretation of Dylan, and even then become predictable." only at a calculated and'hopefully At first musical glance, it might educated risk. Being to Dylanologist seem that Dylan is back to writing and, sad to say, not even with him protest songs, or at least politically from the beginning—infact, up until emphatic songs. But they're not for a year and a half ago 1 didn't even the general public,'not like"Blowin' like the man—I refuse >o inject any inthe Wind"or"TheTimesTheyare pseudo-intellect ual-mythologjcal- A-Changin'." "Hurricane" and Semitic-Hebraic-symbolistic mean- "Joey" are hardly what could be ing into Desire, except for the songs called rallying political touchstones, that at least . partially explain nor are they emotional touchstones themselves—"Hurricane", "Joey", for a generation of disoriented and and "Sara". Well, you know who discontented youth. they're about, anyway. But then again, Dylan's "protest" When Desire was released on songs were never really meant to stir Monday, January 5, that was all that up such a youth movement. Accorwas heard onthe radio. By that night ding to him the songs were always I knew "Sara" by heart and "Isis" personal cries of outrage against an was a close second. I was uneasy injustice, as "Hurricane" and "Joey,' about it. First of all, I don't like to are now. So you can decide for hear an album overplayed. It takes yourself whether it's the people or the freshness out of it. Secondly, Dylan who have really changed their Desire didn't come out and punch views of "protest" songs. me in the stomach, announcing its On second hearing I began to presence arrogantly, so sure of itself, wonder where on earth Blood onthe like Blood on the Tracks had done. Tracks came from. Which was Desire seemed to be a confusing Dylan? They seem worlds apart, if mass of strange and exotic sounds, you want to be technical the answer's Dylan speaking French and Spanish hot Desire, for it was almost totally of all things and Emmylou Harris co-written with Jacques Levy (who (Emmylou Harris?) softening up the wrote what exactly is still a mystery). backgrounds. But in ways, Desire reflects more of Well I was right. Desire is a mass what Dylan seems to be now than of strange and exotic sounds, but Blood on the Tracks, using a recent rather than being confusing they're viewing of the Rolling Thunder precise, arranged well, and executed Revue as a reference point. beautifully.Dylan will never cease to Just the style of production, inamaze me. As John Rockwell said in struments and musicians used in DtUrt marks a change in usual Dylan procedure, ytt it was foreshadowed by the tour. Scarlet Rivera.'! haunting gypay violin lines complement the songs magically, from the frantic aealei in "Hurricane" to the tweet strains in "Oh Sister". Emmylou Harris' major work on the album was a big surprise, and a mostly pleasant one. She and Dylan sound good together, her voice filling in the roughness in "Mozambique" and backing it strongly in "Romance in Durango", to use two examples. She does pull out her country-plaintive stops too much, however, on "Joey", giving it more of a sob-story approach than it needed or deserved. One thing stood out as a continuous line between Blood on the Tracks and Desire, no matter how hard I tried to ignore it. Dylan bases so many of his surrealistic "short novels in verse" (as Allen Ginsberg says in the liner notes) in the Old West; the Old West of Gunsmoke, John Wayne, High Noon, deserts, naming names. No ambiguous and Mexicans in sombreros with "Visions of Johanna" here. longtwirly black mustaches, then he Yet there is still Dylan in his white jumps off from there. Rolling Thunder clownface, keeping There are the standard-style us at a distance throughout the rest Western tales, "Lily, Rosemary and of the record. "Isis" is the most imthe Jack of Hearts" and "Romance mediately striking example, one of in Durango"; and the more surrealist the most eloquent and enigmatic desolate worlds of "Shelter from the songs I've ever heard; as is "Oh Storm" and "Isis". Sister", which sounds at first so simIn the middle there are the exotic ple yet is really quite laden with all settings of "Mozambique" and sorts of symbols and pieces of myths "Black Diamond Bay", which rather that ought to keep the analysts hapsounds like it would have made a py and hopping for awhile. good Humphrey Bogart/Ingrid Desire is a wonderful, in that Bergman or Lauren Bacall movie. sense—wonder-full album. It is a On the one hand Dylan seems to coherent and cohesive whole, each want to be understood. There's side blending with the other, but still "Hurricane" and "Joey" (but he able to stand alone. Both "socially always did speak plainly and clearly conscious" songs are on the beginin his protest songs) and especially ning of the sides, and each side ends "Sara", which is more explicitly per- with a song to a woman (they're realsonal than he's ever been, down to ly more than just "songs", they're take another week, but the date of July 15 should'cease any further procrastination from Paramount. All the stars said they'd be willing to do the film, although none of them can be asked until a script is out while another 3000 plus are try- settled upon. Anyone interested was ing to get in. referred to the next Star Trek ConThe main announcement was first vention Feb. 12-16 at the Comheard at about II a.m. on Friday modore Hotel where the guest of when George Takei related his honor will be Gene Roddenberry. phone conversation with Star Trek's There were only 900 memberships Creator and Executive Producer left at the time of the Hilton convenGene Roddenberry. Gene has per- tion. suaded and coerced Paramount into There were other notablesthereas a final, definite production date for well. NASA was represented by the long promised Star Trek movie Gemini IV and Apollo IX astronaut — tentatively called Star Trek II. James A. McDivitt, and Jesco von The new movie goes into production Puttkamer of the Office of Manned on July 15,1976 withrelease hopeful- Spaceflight, who when introduced ly in the Winter of 1976. However, on the Bridge as a judge at the the script to be used has not yet been Costume Show Saturday evening, selected although there are three in went directly to ScottyV station, contention; one of which is Gene began pressing buttons on the conRoddenberry's. The others are by sole and broke one. Someone yelled Harlan Ellison and Robert "NASA will get a bill." Silverberg. Script selection should Also, there was J. Allen Hynek, An Enterpr.se-tn 8 Cosmic Convention by Don Ulleny Anyone who held the belief that Star Trek wasdead, had onlyto beat the New York Hilton this past weekend (Jan 23-25) to have those beliefs changed. The first three floors of the hotel in the Ballroom areas resembled sardine cans, crowded with wall to wall people, all tryingto attend New York Star Trek '76. The line of people trying to get into the hotel stretched three abreast all around the outside of the. hotel. Some estimates reached above 30,000 people coming in and out. more like intensely personal heartfelt pleas of sorts)—"Oh Sister" and "Sara". In between Dylantakesyou on a wild adventure through the pyramids, hot chili peppers in the blistering sun, and Mozambique. And Dylan is a real singer at last. That smooth voice I marvelled at on tour is used and controlled very well. It sounds good. Really good. It must be interesting in a way to join in the arguments over Dylansymbolism, to enter the ranks of the "specialists", the English professors and poets. Butthat would be like dissecting a flower to try and find out why it is beautiful. Take Desire as it is, in its identity as a living part of an amazing, incredibly imaginative man. It seems as though Dylan's is not a desire of greed or lust, but rather one of love, sacrifice, and growth. flUGMfltf OTifflB BCUMfflfl Those who were fortunate enough to finally get in and reach the Grand Ballroom were greeted with one of the best shows ever seen in a Star Trek Convention. Up on stage was a full size mockup of the Enterprise Bridge—Spock's, Uhura'sand Scotty's stations, plus ihe Command Chair. The Navigators console would not fit on the stage. It was from here that the stars put on a 2 hour program of speeches, and questions and answers; Mark Lcnard (Spock's Father, and the Romulan C o m m a n d e r from "Balance of Terror"), George Takei (Sulu), DeForest Kelley (McCoy), James Doohan (Scotty), Nichelle Nichols (Uhura), Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) and William Shatner (James Tiberius Kirk). The past years of New York Conventions would be hard put to match this record of so many stars at one place at one time! And, there were two shows each day and an additional one added Saturday evening to accomodate the crowds, which built up usually at the ends of the programs — 3000 plus trying to get THE-3-DAY ALL YOU CAN EATITALIANFEAST.!i>2.95. Including Wine or Beer. Friday and Saturday, Sunday, February 1 January 30 and 31 MAGNUM FORCE 7:00 and 9:30 $.50 with tax card ^ ~ — L But the outstanding feature, and one of America's foremost U FO experts and instructor of Northwest the true stars of the Convention w e n University's UFO course — the only the crowds. To many it was an irritant. Why pay $12 to wait onlinefor one in existence. Science Fiction was amply hours, then get up to the ballrooms represented by Harry Harrison, Ben when either there is no one than (star show) or when they're fitted to Bova, Hal Clement, Gordon capacity and closed? Many people Dickson and capped by Harlan Ellison. Of course, no s-f convention 1 were calling for a refund. But the would be complete without Dr. Isaac ' Committee probably didn't expect Asimov. One lecture on science fic- everyone to show up Saturday mortion by Asimov and Ellison was par- ning, which happened. Of course the ticularly interesting. They spent as Committee was at fault in many much time assailing each other's ways, such as still selling at the door works (and each other) as they did registrations on Sunday, after the Saturday mob, and giving no discussing s-f. It was a highlight of the convention for those who were privileges to those who already had their tickets; all were required to use there, since they are good friends yet act as enemies (recall Spock vs. Mc- the same line. Coy). So what did this Con prove? It showed that there is definitely a As with other Cons.this one had some excellent films on its program: market for Star Trek, as do all the others in dozens of cities inthe U.S. 2001 a Space Odyssey, Silent Running, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and around the world. People are willing to put up with practically Forbidden Planet, and of course, anything to see these stars and pay several "Un-edited for Television" high prices too. Those who'll pay S12 Star Trek episodes. for a daily ticket will certainly pay $3 for a Star Trek movie. All Paramount executives have to do is wake up and see it, and stop askingif the show will sell toothpaste. As for a possible scries, t hat would still be two or three years in the future, depending on the success of the new movie. Perhaps even a series of films such as the "Planet of the A p e s " scries, t h o u g h with Roddenberry at the helm and some cooperation from Paramount, Star Trek could be even more popular and much better than "Apes," or the James Bond series. The first steps have been taken toward the realization of something unprecedented in television: a revival of a series after 7 years of cancellation. A cancelled scries which is one of the hottest things in television. The dream of a new Star Trek is fast approaching reality. Anyone interested LC-18 7:30 and 10:00 IX-18 $.50 with tax card $1.25 without $1.25 without in putting together an act for Telethon 76 Btckiilt muatvuxmuL (March 19) Auditions have started Every Sunday, Monday 81 Tuesday A Feasti iguaranteed to stagger trie imoainotion,6Tor+tm without;famous iSTO Buffetc... Buffet a n d ftlloujed b\i heaptnq platters of, ,SPAGHETT ANTIPASTO , , „I,PIW*, LASA&NA,MEATBAUS,SAUSAe.Eond MORE. Andtolcp it ofl.an icy mugo( BEEB.gobletor. WlNE,o«-arvotnev beverage. CHILDREN Chef Italia ALBANY STUDENT PRESS JANUARY 30, 1976 at CC Information Desk 1.75 u n d e r lO « r v e d 5unday l2Uoon to IIPM- H W a y (-"Tuesday 4PH*> U P * PAGE 6A Applications can be picked up AUaANV Western Aw o*FullerRd For information call Howie 465-9833 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE 7A Irnss On fFfMo* Rooming house, • kitchen privflefOI. G a l John at 465-6317 or 434-1733. After all are through Jotting want to increase the number of] down their evaluations —and glv- wines. Be sure to date your notes ing the wines grades according to and keep them for future referwhatever system your school ence, with the identities of the uses— you may want to vote oh wines filled in. „,„,..,„„„.,,„„„„,,„»,„.„..,„. . .„ the favorite. Only after the voting A less formal format, useful for by A CorMn HoueNna a tasting with one to five friends, should be given a brief explana- are the wines revealed, with, one party-she gatherings, lets people Unlike Tolstoi's happy families, Have each person bring a sheet of tion of the basic technique. trusts, a suitably dramatic flour- come up to a table and serve good wines tend to be good in white lined notebook paper, a Tell everyone the general kindish for the winner. themselves from numbered masktheir own special ways. One of pencil with an eraser and three of wine being tasted, then let a Your tasting group should ro- ed bottles or pitchers into which the best ways to experience the identical clear glasses, preferably few minutes go by for looking, tate the duty of procuring, mark- the wine has been poured. I like various styles of quality—and not wine glasses. Obtain a grease pen- smelling, testing and making ing and pouring wines for subse- to use ordinary ice water pitchers incidentally, to determine which oil, a box of unsalted mateos and notes. The matzos are for munch- quent tastings so everyone gets a marked with a grease pencil, wines are better than others—Is a bottle each of three wines you ing between tastes to help clear chance to taste blind. After you They serve the same function as a comparative testing. , would like to compare. Mark the the palate. Some people prefer a get the procedure down so it is traditional decanters and are easNot only Is comparativetesting1bottles 1, 2 and 3 and put them sip of water. hassle-free, you will probably ier to clean and pour from. more fun if you do It with a, out of sight —In the refrigerator T h « Classical Forunvs*™*®* friend, it ia more efficient. You if they are white or pink, need at least one other person in order to taste blind. "Blind" When the participants arrive, means tasting from glasses that set a place for each, marking his are marked with letters or num- three glasses 1, 3 and 3 with the mvsfsfmmmmmm ra-SmiSffiSSBSS swss •»•»• knowing only the general grease pencil. Pour each glass . . . kind remarks about "women's type of the wine, such as "non- about a third full of the appro On October 7, 1975, this paper reporters was invited to Mount vintage California burgundy." No prlately numbered wine. (If the reported to its readers on tensions Olympus for what was to be a private libbers" and "snooping reporters." blindfolds are involved. (A "dou- bottles are not distinctive shapes, between Father Zeus and his divine interview with the divine couple. She then excused herself, sayingthat ble blind" tasting ia conducted they can be covered with num- consort Hera and on other troubles Zeus, however, refused to answer she had work to do in the kitchen. without any Information at all bered paper bags secured by rub- on Mount Olympus. Since then any question about his private life, She was careful to leave the door about the wines other than what ber bands. Tasters will have to go there has been a scarcity of news and it is not clear to us why the in- open. your senses.adduce.) out of sight during the pouring if from the divine establishment. vitation was extended at all. Hera Traditional husband-wife There's nothing esoteric about the bottles aren't covered.) AnyWe were most pleasantly sur- claimed to be quite happy minding relationships still prevail on Mount it Arrange the time and place for one unfamiliar with tasting prised recently when one of our her own business and made some un- Olympus where Zeus is master of the situation. The abortive interview THE M O V I E 1 h 2 has done nothing, of course, to disI o m u - . l y S t , I I PI,i/.i 'ISd 188.S pel the persistent rumors of an es1 trangement between Zeus and Hera. R O U I L S ?0 a I )') G U I L D f R L A N D Tired of being on the losing end of the Auto Repair Rip-off/ Scarcely had our reporter returnWashington Ave. or Western Ave. to Route ISS. Left on Route 155 to ed to the editorial offices when the Plata. Movie just past Star Plaza. Think Alternative) Mount Olympus Secret Secvice showing once each evening at 7:00 demanded that we refrain from MOVIE publishing the photograph and surrender the film. We have refused to comply with the demand, of course. Specializing i n V W and other small car repair We'll repair your car Our refusal has already led to thinly or veiled threats. MOVIE 2 Eve at 8:00. Mat.- Sat.-Sun. 2 PM Help you repair it yourself. Our paper has a long history and a proud tradition. We happen to 501 Yates St. 489-0274 believe that freedom of the press is basic to all other freedoms. We shall A Grand Musical Salute! never be intimidated or cowed. We arc, however, installing lightning conductors on our building. Spin The Bottle CLASSIFIED FOR 73 Yamaha, RD 390. fnctlltnt. $700. Cont o d John P. 474-0601 altar 4pm. Stereo recaivar with 8-track plus BSR turntabls and i p « a k t n . Good condition. Mult Four rings tost In the Ladies Room on the 2nd II. in the Library tail week. Sentimental value. Reward offered. Call Maureen at 434-4141, ext. 470, lelllMovingl MO. <*o3-1844. Pair advent speaker! $170. Call Bob 4891309 One Notre Dame school ring lost in Brubacher Hall. Return to R. 167 (Brubacher). 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Telethon'76 Community Relations Committee is having a meeting Sunday at 8p.m. in the State Quod Flagroom. Dear Ben, Find a friend ^ s , |ova< N /m2 Mercorella, Mercorella— Night and day it's Mercorellal Page Hall is being revived. Watch for details In Tuesdays and Fridays ASP. This semester escape t o Page Hall revival cinema^ Dear Bill, We don't even have to change the silverware! I love you. Love, Merryi. Do you iVanno Dance? Next Friday noon, Feb 6th, begins the 24hour Dance Marathon for the Albany Association of Retarded Children. Prizes awarded to the couple that earns the most( money dancing to bands and disco music. Start and end whenever you want to. Register Feb. 4th in the CCIobby and an the dinner lines. Help someone who needs youl Second o r g a n i z a t i o n a l meeting for Veterans club coming Wed. Feb 4th. See Tues ASP for details. The 4th Second Annual Ground Hog's Eve Banquet will be presented by the Student Corps for Rehibition at 4 p.m. on Sunday in the Alden Dining Hall. Admission Is free with .meal card, S2.68 without. Appropriate at* tire is suggested. Call 7-4983 for further information. OVERSEAS JOBS—temporary DON'T EAT DINNER!!...on February 18 and help raise money for Telethon '76 by participating in our Food Fast. Sign up next week on the dinner line! permanent. Europe, Australia, S. Dear Pam, Happy 21st! Here's to many moreand good luck with the sidekick. Luv, Carol I n t e r n a t i o n a l J o b C e n t e r , Dept. N H , To B B., Here's lo a mellow spring '76 and please don'l forgel he Bicentennial Rap. Greaaaaaat Personal! Center...NEW POLICY...Monday thru Friday Continuous Showings Daily From 1:30 PM EARLY B l R E l r i - - A „ c t _... . p M 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM SPECIAL $ 1 . 2 5 AH Seats Till 2 PM A ] 1 S e a t s $ 2 QQ r $3.99 on all domestic $5.98 and $6.98 list price albums. 405-5764. 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Partridge & Ontario) PAGE NINE II« letters more athletic support throwing the book at follett To ik* Editor: Obtaining books as each semester commences is an expensive proposition. To successfully complete this task, one must have a bountiful checking account, and a large supply of patience. While waiting on line in the bookstore last week (I had plenty of time before my turn came upl), I wondered why a University of this size has only one bookstore? The monopoly which the Follett bookstore now enjoys is very unfair. It is possible to acquire many used books, but when a newly published book is required, or one that was not used the previous semester, there are no alternatives to purchasing itinthe bookstore. I fully realize that books are costly to publish these days, but by establishing a competing bookstore, perhaps the expense would be more reasonable. At the present time, however, we students have no recourse but to buy our books at the exorbitant prices of the Follett Bookstore. Laura E. Challman To ttwUMort As a member of a mens' intramural basketball team I am disturbed by the minimal amount of coverage given to the AMIA basketball. While there is a plethoraof articles concerning womens' intramural basketball, the pages, of this newspaper are obviously lacking in such features as AMI A scores, standings and highlights of outstanding games and individual performances. I believe that intramural sports is an integral part of university life and no phase of it should be ignored bythe media. Better coverage of intramural sports, both men's and women's, will induce more participation from the student body. This is true not only of basketball but of other sports as well. Warren Kaggen write abroad To the Editor: Letters Abroad has requests from students in more than 100 nations for correspondents at American colleges and universities. The majority are Asian and African students who are avid to exchange ideas and views with their American contemporaries. We hope your readers will want to rap by mail with these keen young men and women who will be Third World leaders in the next few years. We can also supply pen friends on European, South American, and Down Under Cando curui JUttvw campuses. Correspondence is generally in known as Monday? We have learned too late that as soon as one English, but applicants wishing to write in foreign language will be appropriately match- great institution falls, everything we once held sacred begins to crumble with it. It is bad ed, enough that when George Washington bestirs For further information write directly to: himself for his phantasmal birthday party on Letters Abroad February 22, he will find that he's missed the 209 East 36th Street big day by almost a week. Nothing, however, New York, N.Y. 10022 giving name, address, age, college class, and compares to the sacrilege which the governspecial interests, and enclosing a self- ment has surreptitiously inaugurated in this, addressed, stamped envelope. Letters Abroad the Bicentennial Year. Each February 2, we set is a volunteer, non-profit organization which aside 24 hours to honor our nation's greatest has matched nearly one million cor- folk hero, the Ground Hog. Suddenly, we find respondents since 1952. There is nofeeforthis that, this year, even Ground Hog's Day has joined the ranks of Monday's refugee service. Frederick M. Winship holidays. Where will it end? Can we allow President, Letters Abroad Ground Hog's Day to go the way of Ebbets Field and the five-cent cigar? hard corps humor To the Editor: It's here. The final disgrace. The ultimate desecration. Recent years have seen numerous attempts by the government in Washington to destroy our National Heritage as they—the overpaid officials and bumbling bureaucrats who inhabit the corridors of power—shift and shunt some of our most cherished holidays like so many pawns on the checkerboard of time. Holiday after holiday has gone the way of the once-proud Veterans' Day because Americans stood idly by as certain subversive elements used their massive dark powers to thrust the evil concept of mondayization an unsuspecting public. Though the seamy tale of mondayization and its silent but formidable intrusion into American life is now well-known to even the youngest school child, who could have foreseen five years ago that one holiday after another would follow Veterans' Day into what weekly graveyard • 2. Can the Administration's Attempt to Revive the English PhD Work? We think not. The demographic data, predicting slumping college enrollments through the I980's, suggest the very opposite of a need for an increase in PhD's, The National Board on Graduate Education foresees "as few ai one in ten new doctorates may secure faculty employment in the next decade." There seems little hope that the Commissioner's Office will perceive a need for yet another PhD program here for the next decade. Moreover, the plan to PAQ1WN •/ BErWEv*EFi#oar#Rrrrr • 3. What is the Price of Such an Effort lo Re-Register the English PhD Program? The economic price may approach $200,000 a year. Such a sum almost certainly cannot be raised in a lime when the SUNY budget has suffered a staggering $51 million cutback for nexl year. This is in addition to the hiring freeze and the Governor's efforts to impose a salary freeze. Much of the money to lure these renowned scholars, then, will have to come from budget lines of junior faculty whose contracts will be terminated at term renewal or tenure decision time. There arc now twelve junior members on the English faculty; two already have been terminated and a third has been denied tenure. The remainder come up for conlracl renewal within this year or next. If their average salary is calculated at $15,000 and if all twelve were terminated, then the administration would have $180,000 to pay these new scholars. But here the deeper price of such a scheme becomes clear- a price that cannot be calculated in dollars a'nd cents. For there is another kind of sense that is being violated. Without effectively saving any money, the English department will be reduced by all or most of its non-tenured faculty. Suppose eight people are eliminated. Each junior faculty member teaches six courses per year, compared with the four courses senior graduate faculty members generallyleach. This could mean a drop from 48 course offerings to 16, an absolute decrease of 32 English courses. Translate these statistics into human terms and they mean: larger classes, fewer course offerings, and teachers who will be pressured into conventional research and thus less available for teaching. And it may mean the demoralization of a number of continuing tenured members who are dedicated lo good undergraduate teaching. They would also resent the diminishing of democracy in the department if the consultants' suggestion were adopted that only tenured faculty should participate in tenure decisions, thus denying sludcnts and younger faculty a role in this process. The folly of such a scheme in the face of economic and educational realities is clear. For our part, if human beings and educational excellence are to be sacrificed in a quesl for national prestige, we cannot in conscience remain silent. Signed by the following faculty of the English Departmcnl: Harry C. Slaley Jeffrey Bcrman Judith E. Harlow Charles Koban Dolores Roscnblum Victor L. Chang Theodore S. Adams Diva Daims Lois Chahcr Daniel Odcll ALBAJTY STUOINT MUSS William E. Rowley Myron Taylor Jerry Paris Michael Kaufman R.E. Thorstenscn Lawrence R. Kies Judith Fettcrley Tom Smith Martha Rozett Edward Sklcpowich Towntend Rich ' " JANUARY 30, 1976 I Taking It Off The Top ' Exchange A Helpful Change ©iHS-fefreTRB-t-O^ ic. recruit a new English Department chairman and four or five renowned scholars seems not only fiscally irresponsible but plainly impossible: irresponsible when one considers that these scholars must be paid up to $40,000 a year to attract them; and impossible if one wonders what renowned scholar would come to a department deprived of its PhD program, sorely tested in its morale, and severely limited in its university's library facilities and its Statcs's austerity budget. editorial/comment It is possible to prepare a very convincing argument that the massive cuts made in higher education by Governor Hugh L. Carey's Executive Budget would not be necessary if state administrative costs were reduced and no-show and no-work jobs eliminated. I ndeed, few remain who will defend government waste in any way, and any politician worth his or her salt has been telling everyone of some instancein which they instigated the removal of administrative waste. The problem still exists. Money has been wasted on, for exempli, the former state lottery commissioner, who received $40,000 each year to come up to Albany once a month and eat dinner on the state. Everyone knows someone in state government earning money for doing little, and everyone is against it. Long range progress in cutting government waste is possible, and in time such savings could be put t o use for real services for the state's citizens—such as the S U N Y system. But for the time being this campus is resigned to cutting no less than eightyeight positions by next fall. The task force presently preparing recommendations o n those cuts for S U N Y A President Emmett B. Fields, however, can apply the loose anti-waste oratory in a practical way to cut waste quickly on this campus. They can suggest that the heaviest burden in these hard economic times be carried by administrative staff. Many of this campus argue that there is significant amounts of waste in the administration — indeed, some don't think the administration is needed at all. T h e phrases " n o useful function," "nobody would miss them," and "most of their time is spent planning for things that never happen" are heard often. Administrators sometimes weary of discussing their jobs and its value. There is value to administrative positions. They are, however, of generallylcssvaluetothe university than professors. Of course not all administrative functions would go unmissed, and the faculty should not absorb too many administrative responsibilities. And though students don't like long lines, professors don't like inefficient handling of their requests, vistors don't like dirty walls, and so on, it is surely better to have some inconvenience of this kind than to lose the opportunity to have learned from a professor. Few people come here to eat, play or look at the buildings. They come for a n education. When the priority decisions come, administrators should take the back seat. The Albany Student Press reserves the sole right to print or edit letters to the editor. Submit letters TYPEWRITTEN to Albany Student Press, CC32V, 1400 Washington A venue. The ASP will not publish unsigned letters. Names will be withheld on request. Keep those cards ami letters coming in. but remember: 'Brevity is the soul of wit.' A Farewell to the English Department? I. Why Attempt to Revive a Traditional English PhD Program Here? In a time of economic recession, when the job market for university teachers is severely dwindling, are there not already loo many unemployed PhD's unsuccessfully seeking employment to justify still another traditional graduate program? The new National Board on Graduate Education answers yes. It was this stark reality which served as a principal motive behind the Commissioner's decision to evaluate all the PhD programs throughout the state. Despite this, the administration apparently leans towards the advice of three outside "developmental consultants" to rebuild the PhD program here. And rather than attempting to create an innovative program, these developmental consultants recommended a program designed along more traditional lines in which "candidates who are the products of the most selective and prestigious graduate schools" would be hired in the future as new faculty members. We believe that instead of turning out more PhD's into a virtually jobless market, the English department and the administration should work together to create an innovative graduate degree program that would both maintain SUNYA's university status and also serve better the needs of contemporary education. A Doctor of Arts program already exists here which has the potential of giving strengt h and direction to English graduate studies. Instead of gambling on the fragile chance of re-registering another traditional PhD program whose students would add to an already glutted market, we should build upon our present Doctor of Arts program, which seems to promise a brighter economic future in the coming decades, and explore the possibility of a more flexible PhD program. Again the National Board on Graduate Education urges just such a course in continuing education for older men and women who already have jobs, instead of a "monolithic system modeled on a Harvard-Berkeley pattern," SASU Coordinator, Dianne Piche Commenting on Gov. Carey's budget proposals. One group is fighting back. The Student Corps for Rehibition will hold its Fourth Annual Ground Hog's Eve Banquet on Sunday, at four o'clock p.m. in the Alden Dining Hall. Rehibitionists of past, present and future are urged to attend this event and help raise a cry in support of our threatened holidays. Admission to the banquet is free with a meal card.($2.68 without) and is open to both rehibitionists and the general public. It is expected that participants will dress in accordance with the occasion. For more information on this vital issue, call toll-free 4574983 or 472-5092. Melvin Luther Cox for whom the bell tolls: The English PhD program at Albany is dead. In December State Education Commissioner Ewald Nyquist announced his decision to impose a moratorium on admissions, thus effectively de-registering the PhD program. The loss of the PhD program in English will hurt not only the students and faculty engaged in graduate studies here, as well as the strength of the Division of Humanities, but also Albany's status as a graduate center. Nevertheless, the way in which the SUNYA administration has thus far addressed the problem threatens the English department and the Humanities Division even more grievously, and what is more, threatens the quality of undergraduate education at this university. The desperate plan now being considered by the SUNYA administration is to bring in an "interim" chairman who in turn will recruit four or five nationally renowned scholars to revive the PhD program on the hope that sometime in the future it will be rc-registercd. The trouble with this kind of thinking is that it fails to consider SUNY's financial plight and the projected future of higher education in the United States. Furthermore, to pursue such a scheme may sacrifice the genuine strength of fine undergraduate teaching in a gamble for national preeminence. This short-sightedness may be placed in the proper perspective if we ask three crucial questions about the administration's plan to revive an English PhD program at SUNYA: Quote of to* Day: Ttts [tuition increase] is contrary to everything SASU has ever stood for; quality education accessible to all people who want it. ^ ' focus Clipping the Concorde's Wings : Within the next few weeks. Secretary of Transportation William Coleman will have to make a decision of international importance: whether or not to allow the British-French supersonic transport to land in the United States. Permission to land the 'Concorde' in the U.S. is seen as a necessity of the Concorde is to survive financially. The dispute in the hearing in Washington lines environmentalists up against Concorde representatives. Some scientists have speculated that the Concorde's high altitude emissions of nitrogen oxides could contribute significantly to the destruction of ihe ozone layer that screens the earth from an overdose of the sun's ultraviolet rays. The Federal Aviation Administration exti males six flights a day could lead to 200 additional cases of skin cancer a year in the U.S. At the same time, however, the U.S. has honored bilateral agreements to accept airworthiness certificates awarded to foreign aircraft by their governments—as long as the planes meet standards established by the International Convention on Civil Aviation. In recent years, the French and British have accepted American evaluations of the Boeing 747jumbojet, the McDonnell Douglas DC-10 and the Lockheed L-I0II Tristar without argument. Nowthcy clearly expect the U.S.lo do the same with the Concorde. But should we? In a world where we arc becoming ever aware of our fragility and interdependence can we continue to tolerate technological progress which continues to expand in a linear manner? There comes a point when, after running ahead in a confidently progressive manner, you hit a wall of side effects and harmful consequences which knocks you for u loop. This is where we are now with the Concorde. We've gone far enough in terms of bigger and faster commercial air transport. Even If the speculated dangers to the ozone layer are put aside, the Concorde's noise disturbances are significant untothemselves. The Concorde is' measured as being twice as loud : by David Troeger #::*Ws"*:*w*:*^ as that made by a Boeing 707, its noise level four times as greal as thai of a DC-10. As Senator James Buckley put il: "1 cannol understand how the interests ofthesepeople liviing in the flight paths of the Concorde can be overridden by those who want to shave a few hours off their flight times." For a celebrity of international stature like David Frosl who commutes across the Atlantic weekly, il may mean a great deal lo cut llight time for that trip in half. But howabout Mr. and Mrs. Jones who save up forttonce-ina-lifetimc vacation to England or the Continent? For travel like this which comes along so infrequently in one's life will that extra flighl time make that muui! difference? • In an adverlising campaign to evidently sell Ihe Concorde to the American people British Airwaysproclaimsimmodcstly:"For a generalion raised on the fulfillment of scientific fantasy, Concorde is one more slep toward the future. There may be no other event like it in (his century. For now, and years to come, it is truly The Time Machine." Shades of Alvin Toffler and future shock. Events which we always put off to the distant, nevcr-to-bercached, future suddenly become part of the immediate future and present. British Airways in the advertisement gives us the frosting bul not the substance of the whole cake. As they bill it: "ConcordeBritish Airways' Time Machine." Oh, how thai titillates the Buck Rogers in us! It intoxicates to the point of forgetting the problems il shall create in actual day-to-day usage: damage to the protective ozone layer and increased noise pollution. Shakespeare wrolc that all the world is a stage and we are bul actors on it, il seems that if the acting out of this step in the "fulfillment of scientific fantasy" should be barred from our present stage of reul life. If we wish to be titillated by such fantasy let's restrict it to the fantasy stuge of theater of cinema. For there it will pose no threat lo the environment or the inhabitants of this plunet. The open book exchange, where students selling and buying used textbooks can reath the largest possible market, is among the most useful services students have ever made available to other students on this campus. Maureen DeMaio and some hardworking assistants organized a system infinitely superior to the confusion of posters and word-of-mouth by which used books are usually sold. The exchange, DcMaio's brainchild with Student Association backing, handled approximately 2,700 books and over $7,000 in the service of students. The exchange maximizes the efficient use of textbooks, saves money and saves time. Most important, however, is that when DeMaio leaves the bookexchangecontinue. It is an obviously helpful addition to the university. There can be no excuse for SA to let it die. Presently, much of the work is done on a volunteer basis. If the exchange is to be irregular with volunteers, then it should be made regular with paid workers. It would be a small price to pay. EDITORIAL BOARD EDITOR IN CHIEF DANIEL GAINES ASSISTANT TO THE EDITOR i.. ELLEN WEISS MANAGING EDITOII STEPHEN DZINANKA NEWS EDITOII BETTY STEIN ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITORS... 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Funded by Student Association. Address mail to: Albany Student Pica, CC32V, 1400 Washington A^nue. Albany, New York. columns Life Goes On... ...quietly involved In, like anyong else. At our last meeting, for example, Ken, our volley ball captain, discussed the team's recent-defeats and Bill and Mari told us what had happened at last Sunday's quad board meeting. Plans for a section trip to Dippikill were also made. The town meetings have played an important part in the section's success. They'veturned an abstract concept into an experiment which each of us is intimately involved in and personally in control of. By planning and carrying-out a wide range of activities from a Halloween party to a picnic at Thatcher Park to a discussion on how to care for house plants, we've built the strong community necessary for making the idea of the quiet section a working reality. by Jama Dunliy Ai a resident of the twentieth floor of Stuyveiant Tower, part of Albany's first "alternative living environment", t am inevitably asked the question, "Is it really quiet up therer Happily, 1 can answer with an enthusiastic "Yes!" But the reason the section • is quiet is even more important to me than the decibel level. It is quiet because the residents The variety of our activities reflects the respect each other and are willing to work variety of students in the section. The students' together as a community. There are no specific reasons for living in the quiet section also rules concerning noise in the quiet section. vary—some like to study in their room, others Residents are free to have stereos and like to go to sleep early. The one thing televisions, and most do. The section works everyone has in common is the desire for a because the students believe that their quieter place to live, and the willingness to neighbors' right to quiet is as important as work together to achieve it. their own desire to make noise. People are free The concept of quiet housing and other to pursue their own lifestyles as long as they types of alternate living environment is don't interfere with others'. nothing new. Both Syracuse and SUNY Binghamton have quiet housing similar to A new student living in the hall probably ours in size and purpose. Cornell has had a wouldn't notice that he was in a quiet section. "scholarship house" since 1947. They also One doesn't normally notice the absence of maintain other "special project units", inblaring stereos and screaming maniacs. He cluding a hall oriented towards fine arts might not even be surprised that he'd be able students which contains studios, live-in faculto study in his room, or fall asleep when he ty members, and a small theater, an ecology pleased. But the clincher would come when, house, and a black students' dorm. Much of the night before his organic test, tired of hearing Renaissance played at volume 10, he the reason for the quiet hall's success at Albany is its sense of identity; the fcclingthat would feel comfortable enough to ask his the residents are united by a common purpose neighbors to turn their stereo,down, and, lo rather than being thrown together at random and behold, they would—and he wouldn't makes the dorm more a self-contained unit have to fear reprisal at two a.m. the next morthan merely another building in a huge dorning Surely our visitor would notice a mitory complex. Othertypes of alternative livdifference now, but I don't think that he, or ing environment may better answer the needs most other students, would be displeased by it. of students dissatisfied with the dorms for Another unique aspect of the quiet hall is that wc have town meetings every other week. reasons other than noise. Quiet housing A typical meeting is attended by about thirty should be only the beginning of an attempt to diversify housing on campus; the best is residents. Each meeting is led by a different probably yet to come. suite; the R.A. merely reports on things he's University Concert Board . ,.. presents vsvm mmvm® Very Forced Bussing by Jonathan Levtnson Determined to actually attend my classes this semester, I had also resolved to be prompt (no more than a half hour late). So, I set my alarm for 7 a.m., and got a good four hours sleep, figuring that way I'd be good and rested. When the alarm rang, I rubbed the sleep from my eyes, jumped out of bed and splashed cold water on my face, cursing my lack of speed. In a rush, I took my coffee straight, downing a spoonful of Maxwell House without the water. 1 hastily threw on my thermal underwear, undershirt, jeans, turtleneck, sox, boots, vest, sweater, earmuf fs, cap, scarf, dungaree jacket, and snorkel coat. I was ready to leave. Climbing out my third floor window, stepping onto the snow, 1 put on my skiis and pointed myself in the general direction of Quail Street. Finally arriving at Quail and Western at 9 o 'clock, I hoped to catch a SUNYA bus—by noon. After three Green Monsters passed our stop without so much as a honk, our will to live prompted us to build an igloo. Meanwhile, time passed—10 o'clock . . . 11 o'clock . . . 12 o'clock. . We watched six full buses pass, and fervently prayed for relief—a boardable bus. Our prayers unanswered, time continued to pass—Tuesday . . . Wednesday. . . Thursday . . . Four days later, Sabatino's Liquor Store no longer extending us credit, we all agreed that we would have to mount an offensive. "We'll block the road, and when the bus stops, we'll climb onto the roof, "said Hank, a senior, and an ex-Alaskan pipeline worker who felt at home in the brisk, refreshing, -S0° weather. Wc hauled a dead tree to block Western Avenue, and had it set in postion just as the Green Monster reached Lake Street. A scant three hours later, as the bus approached our tree at Quail, it slowed down. Like clockwork, we all sprang out of our positions, and slid toward the bus. The driver realized our attempt to catch the bus, and accelerated, trying to pick up enough speed to jump over our barricade. Like machine gun fire, snow came shooting out from under the whirling bus tires at us. We were under attack Bob, Hank, and some unknown Hudson Avenue resident were cut down instantly, succumbing to a slushy fate. I fired two snowballs through the driver's open vent window, the first dazing him, and the second careening off the steering wheel and hitting thedoor control to the "open" position. Racing around to the right side, I desperately grabbed onto the slippery railing, and with the aid of a shoehorn, boarded the vehicle. Perching myself ona friendly pair of shoulders, I had the most comfortable seat of all. Success at last!!! I was still thawing when we reached the Dutch Quad stop. Bounding out of the bus, I quickly sloshed over to Social Science, arriving promptly at the beginning of the class period. Sure, I was week late, but that wascool. The fact remained; I had made it! As 1 slid through the hallway visions of poor Bob, felled at the Quail St. Massacre, danced through my head. His body completely covered with black slush, he had been struck down clutching a bus schedule in his hand. Wearily trudging into the darkened classroom, I faced empty chairs. Bewildered, I looked up at the blackboard, on which was written in chalk: "Class cancelled today. Sorry for any inconvenience." 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GLGCTION9 ban non-returnable bottles decriminalize marijuana reform the Educational Testing Service (ETS) ensure nuclear safeguards effect other important legislation In other words.forlhetimeittakestoreadthis ad, you could write to your State legislator and have an impact on your future. UNIVERSITY ( 0 1 NC II. prices; TICKETS: $350 w/sa TAX CARD $6.00 General Public 5 0 luxurious Accomodations Enter the State Photo SUNYA Camera Club Photography Contest FEBRUARY 17, 18, 19 FRIDAY, FEB.6 Rats & Co. Mark V Travel Club Inc. wHh tl.8 km SANCIOUS 50's DANCE APA Hooplet Yeows Pitch, Owls Superstition Bonafide Spasms SCORING LEAGUE II LEADERS Zeitlin, (Shooters) 94 Gay, (Bushmen) 87 Marcus, (Hooples) 85 Litke, (Shooters) 80 Selsky, (Convicts) 70 Thompson, (Superstition) 65 Will, (Owls) 64 Rosplock, (Sjambok) 60 Romano, (Yeows) 53 Kadletz, (Price Choppers) 53 LEAGUE 111 (con't.) EAST Testy"! Tigers STB Little Rascals Closet Queens Grunt men Hudson Hoop* Underdogs Ma's Boys Clowns Doctors LEAGUE III (con't.) WEST SENATE $ .50 with Colonial Quad card $1.00 with tax card $1.25 with nothing I Alumni Quad I Off Campus I Colonial Quad One voice is hard to hear, Bus tickets will be available Feb 2-6 in the contact office TICKETS ALSO ON SALE AT THE PALACE DRESS l!l*IN50'sSTYI.K!!!!!I!!!II Saturday January 31 9:00 -1:00 proof required PAGE TWELVE ALBANY STUDENT PRESS funded by student association JANUARY 30, 1976 anyone Interested In worKing during the election (•1.00 per hour) call 7-6048 JANUARY 30, 1976 thousands are hard to ignore for further information stop by the NYPIRG office (CC 333) or call 457-2446. ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE THIRTEEN TbcP» ^CLASS of 1978 FIRST ANNIVERSARY FANTASIA Saturday, January 31 - Dutch Quad U-Lounge 8 p.m. Michelob, of course Roast Beef Platters w/Bread Muenster Cheese Wheels Assorted Soda—Starring "Pibb&TAB" Taco Chips Potato Chips Pretzels Popcorn Cheese Doodles Slant On Sports Chess Tourney Set Saturday in Campus Center 370 the AMIA will hold the 10th annual ACUIchess tournament. Anyone interested in participating should contact Jason Braun at 457-4740 or sign up in CC Room 3S6. For more information go to CC Room 356. The winner of this tournament will represent SUN YA at the regional tournament at Mohawk Community College on February 5—7. Last Tuesday night, the ACUI Billards tournament was held and in the final match Mark Holland slipped by Ken Tatz 125-121 to win the tournament. Gymnasts Fly continued from page sixteen second and third, rolled in by Landsman and Hummel. The team's next meet will by January 31 against the University of Vermont and Long Island University on Albany's mats at 1:00 pm. (ft! Ski f »W continued from page sixteen often than not, and, in contrast, the slightest contact was often whistled. In the public's eye, outright stupidity is the greatest fault. After all, the fans should never know more than the officials, but. . . Cases in point: Union going to the line to shoot one-and-one on Albany's fourth team foul; one official handing the ball to Brian Barker, and then taking it back to permit a Union substitution; and, despite the protestations of fans, coaches, and players, the same Union forward was repeatedly allowed to commit flagrant lane violations when Albany was at the foul line. All mechanical errors, clearly outlined in the rules, yet "not seen" by Tuesday's personnel. Things would not have been quite so bad if those were the only errors, but there were many more. In fact, the officials were made to look like fools, as the fans on both sides shouted their disgust and revealed their surprising knowledge of basketball technicalities. Yet above all else, the official is out there to protect the players, and it is here that the Tuesday Tweeties dismally failed. Forget the game; concede the loss. But with what was allowed to transpire, it'sa wonder that no one was injured. Imagine an injury to Barry'Cavanaugh and the effect on the Great Danes—yet it almost happened when John Denio hauled the six-foot, seveninch Albany center down like a felled tree and no call was made. Ask the tans who were there how many fouls they detected, but which were missed, and while you are at it, tell them why so many of you could make the Oneonta game but allowed the Danes to play before several hundred empty Albany's Carta Landsman shows htr form on ths uneven parallel barsseats Tuesday. In University Gymnasium. She captured top honors In a recant meet. Then, answer one final question: would Tuesday's officials have better spent their time refilling cream donuts? Drink and dance at a gallery all week Featuring Latest Disco Sounds Rembrandt's Cellar Pub and Disco 57 Fuller Rd Colonic PLUS TWO GARGANTUAN Happy First Anniversary Cakes live music with "PARIS". DANCE TO THE FANTASTIC THIRD HAND DISCO DISCO DISCO DOWN TO THE LIVE SOUNDS OF TED FISH & CO. Wanted: MBA's looking for options. Chase Bank wants MBA's who need more than one way to grow. We offer diverse and flexible careers in financial management. And we aim to develop managers whose career options broaden as they progress with us. Admission; $1.00 w / University I.D. $150 University Guests Only Admission Covers A l l PLUS FREE Party Favor8 To find out more about Chase— and to let us find out about y o u check our career literature in your Placement Office and sign up for an interview. Campus interviews February 19 You MUST HAVE an I.D.—TAX CARDS will not be honored Proof of age required to drink NOTE: For your convenience there will be two entrances to the Party, thru Stuyvesant Tower as well as the Flagroom THE CLASS OF 1978 COUNCIL would sincerely like to thank the Dutch Quad Residence Staff and Dutch Quad Board for ifs help and understanding in making this event possible. If you can't make it to an interview, write to Linda Verhoff at the address below: Chase Manhattan Bank 1 Chase Manhattan Plaza, New York, N.Y. 10015 REFUND NOTICE FEB. 2ND IS THE LAST DAY TO RETURN TEXT BOOKS FOR REFUND OR EXCHANGE. A VALID CASH REGISTER RECEIPT IS REQUIRED FOR ALL ADJUSTMENTS. DO NOT MARKIN ANY BOOK UNTIL YOU ARE CERTAIN THAT YOU WILL NOT BE RETURNING IT. AFTER THIS DATE TEXTBOOKS MUST BE RETURNED WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS OF THE DATE OF PURCHASE. HOWEVER, NO ADJUSTMENTS WILL BE MADE ON ANY TEXTBOOKS PURCHASED DURING FINALS WEEK'. THE BOOKSTORE ASSUMES NO LIABILITY FOR REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES ON BOOKS INCORRECTLY ORDERED BY AN INSTRUCTOR. Monday thru Friday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. An Equal Opportunity Employer Saturday 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday closed '78-THE ONLY REAL PARTY ON CAMPUS FOLLETT-SUNY BOOKSTORE KEEP THE PARTY GOING JANUARY 30, 1976 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE FIFTEEN 1 •(< State Univanity of Naw York at Albany N il il 0 1, (/TUESDAY January 30,1976 WsiVtl Union Kicks Danes, 69-58 by Michael Smtih This was supposed to be the game Albany State paid back area-rival Union College for the 72—49 blowout the Dutchmen laid on the Danes in January's Capital District Tournament. Well, if Albany is intent on using Tuesday night's effort at University Gym to dear up its old debt, the payoff check the Danes use will probably bounce from here to Schenectady. Bill Scanlon's Union club buried Albany for the second time this season Tuesday, 69—58, leaving no doubt as to which team owns the bragging rights locally for the coming year. If you're searching for a reason as to why Union dominated the Danes again, you won't find the answer in the offensive arithmetic from the scoring sheets. Albany shot 30 percent from the field, usually a game-winning mark, hit 80% from thefoul-line(12for 15), outrebounded the Dutchmen 32— 26, and posted 15 assists to Union's six. The tell-tale statistic, this time, was the turnover column—Albany 22, Union 12.To put that figure in perspective, if you concede the Danes would have made 50% of the total number of shots they were denied, then Albany mistakes cost its club at least 20 points, maybe more. "On any normal night you expect 10 or 12 turnovers," Bill Scanlon said later. "Tonight State made too many mistakes and we were for- Siena Tickets Available Monday :: a Tickets for the Albany State-Siena College basketball game scheduled February 7 will go on sale Monday at 10 a.m. at the ticket office in the physical education building. Tickets will be advance sale only—no tickets will be sold on the night of the game. SUN YA students with tax cards are entitled to one free ticket per tax card per body. General admission is S2.50. - Sales will run through Thursday, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. tunate enough to take advantage of their errors." State started the evening like they intended to settle the score with the rival. Dutchmen. A Bob Audi patented' layup, Barry Cavanaugh's h o o p off a steal by Mike Suprunowicz and Brian Barker's jumper gave Albany a quick 6—1 lead. Kevin Keane's layup at 13:48 gave the Danes a 9—5 cushion. But when Pete Meola scored for Union two minutes later, giving the Dutchmen their first lead at 10—9, the Danes would never catch up and only Mike Suprunowicz's pretty spinning floater at 11:36 prevented Union from running off 15 unanswered points. Union broke fast once the second half began. Six minutes past intermission the Dutchmen opened up a 44—33 lead, on baskets by five different players. After a Doc Sauers' time-out, Albany made its last serious bid, scoring eight straight points to close to 44—41 at 10:56. Enter Steve Kelly. The 6 foot 3 inch Union senior from Port Washington stole the show and the game for his team. In a six-minulc span Kelly hit 10 consecutive points via five errorless shots, most under extreme defensive .: Albany'• f reshman center, Barry Cavanaugh, break* ahead of t ha field and ecoret In first half of Tuesday night's game. Women Gymnasts Roll On by Christine BeUIni Facing their busiest weekend schedule, the Albany State Women's Gymnastics team skillfully captured three of the four meets and broke one uneven bar. The gymnasts competed in a three-way meet January 23 against Hofstra and Hunter colleges, downing Hunter, 46.85—28.30, but losing by one point to Hofstra. The breakage of the uneven bars (no injuries) resulted in a three-piece meet; the beam, vaulting and floor exercise. Although the total results were low for all three teams, Albany: 46.85, Hofstra; 47.9, and Hunter: 28.30 points, Coach Edith Cobaneis confident of the team's improvement. "We're not scoring as well as we should on the balance beam, but the team is solid," said Cobane, "We're aiming for the 70*1," Carla Landsman and Patty Kampbell took second and third places on the beam. Cathie Caperna and Julie Acton gave Albany third and fourth places in the vaulting. Finishing up on the floor for Albany was Carla Landsman (6.56) second, and Barbara Hommel was third. On the following day Albany traveled to Queens College and dumped the city gymnasts by 16 points, 63.10—47.60. "We really cleaned up on that one," says Cobane, "It shows an increase in confidence." Competing in all four events (including the unevens), Albany took first and second on the floor thanks to Landman's (6.9) and Hommel's perfected routines. Albany captured first and second places on the unevens, Caperna finishing with the top score of 6.28 points. But that wasn't the end of it, as the team traveled to Stony Brook Sunday and won its third meet of the weekend. Getting closer to that 70 point goal with each meet, Albany's team scored a commendable 66.7 points against Stony Brook's 51.45 points. Caperna once again led the sweep on the beam with 5.05 points for first, followed by Tracey Baker and Cindy Cobane in second and third places. A successful team of Caperna and Acton look the uneven and vaulting events' first and second slots. On thefloor, Albany picked up continued on pagefifiten ftMMtT* University Staled By Storm Kevin Keane drives for a two-pointer In opening minutes of the second half. Danes lost to Union, 69-58. pressure. "I knew 1 had the hot hand," Kelly said. "And the guys were looking for me. 1 had confidence out there." "We just made sure Steve got the ball," Scanlon said. "And then 1 just sat back and watched the scoreboard light up." So much for strategy. Kelly ended the night with 27 points. His last basket of the night gave Union an insurmountable 69- 51 bulge. Only fine hustle by subs Winston Royal and Dave Lanahan made the score respectable at the end. With two losses to Union coupled with an earlier season defeat at the hands of RP1, Albany's last chance for respectability in the local Rig Four competition will be Feb. 8 against Siena, but first the Danes face tough conference foe Fredonia in a must game. Fredonia included) showing one 53 last week. conference loss less, neither team can But Tuesday night the Danes were afford a loss tomorrow and still hope smothered by a good Union team, tocapturetheSUNYACtitleandthe 69-58. accompanying NCAA bid. Fredonia brings a 2—1 league Upswing Coming record, 6—6 overall, to University And this game comes al a time the Gym. The Blue Devils are among the Danes are proving to be about as stingiest when it comes to scoring: predictable us a balloon in the eye of 49.6 on offense, while giving up 51.9 a hurricane. After blowing five of on defense. seven games on a recent road trip, Next Game Albany started their homestand on Game time is 8:30, following the the upbeat, upsetting Oneonta, 55— annual Alumni affair at 6:30. Pups Win, 82-75 Salant With The: by Ken Kurtz The Albany State junior varsity basketball team defeated their Union College counterparts 82—75, Tuesday at University Gym. The first half was a see-saw battle, as the lead changed handsfivetimes. Albany had difficulty with outside shooting, contrasting the hot hand of Union's Mark Rekucki. Rekucki, a freshman, scored 19 points in the first half and plays both JV and varsity games. Dave Landrey led a balanced Albany first half attack with six points. Union held a 30—28 halftime lead. Albany came out of the lockerroom fired up, and reeled off 10 straight points. John Grabowski gave Albany a 32-30 lead, a lead the Pups were neverto relinquish. Starring in the opening minutes of the second half was freshman guard Winston Royal who made two fine steals and scored four points in contributing to State's 38—30 lead. Albany dominated the second half of play and the victory gave the JV, coached by Bill Austin, a record of 7—1. High scorers in the game for Albany were Winston Royal (23) and Buddy Wleklinski (23). The JV will play two games on the road (ABC and Syracuse) before hosting cross town rival, Siena, at 6:30 pm on February 7. VOLUUHNO.4 Classes Cancelled Danes Face Fredonia Tomorrow by Michael Smith Around 10:30 tomorrow night, we'll know once and for all which side of Albany State's Jekyll and Hyde basketball team will ultimately determine the club's 1976 fate. Coach Bill Hughes will bring his Fredonia Blue Devils to University Gym for what amounts to an elimination match in the State University of New York Athletic Conference. With five teams (Albany and UNIVERSITY OF NtW YORK AT AUANY Slant On Sports "Munch, munch, munch. The ref brought his lunch. Eat it ref, eat it!" Officials. The bane of all athletes, fans, and coaches . . . and always so easy to blame. It's easy to saddle a loss upon the backs of the whistle-men. Players can scream at the referee when they look bad—ever notice the way that poor officiating and numerous turnovers seem to go together in basketball. Coaches can rally their teams around theofficials:"there are seven guys out there working against us." Fans up in the stands will not accept the loss of a game because their team played poorly, and rather than praisethe enemyor, God forbid, criticize their heroes, they blame everyone's best enemy, Mr. Referee. Let's face it, officials do not win or lose games; players and coaches do. One call rarely makes a difference because for every "good" call, a "bad" one probably got you into that key situation . . . BUT: The officiating at Tuesday's Albany-Union varsity basketball game was horrendous. It had no effect onthe score—Union outplayed Albany.and any who debate the Dutchmen's right to that victory arc only kidding themselves—yet never before has such incompetency been put on public display at $50 a head. Giving the players machetes, switchblades, and handguns, and then adopting a "call your own fouls" method of enforcement, would have been an improvement. The worst intramural officiating has never approached Tuesday's version. The duty of an official is to keep the game under control, and the UnionAlbany contest was an out of control free-for-all after thefirst five minutes of play. Bodies rolled, faces were raked, and elbows flew all night without the sounding of a whistle. A good official must be consistent. His idea of an offensive foul cannot change from one half to the next, let alone from minute to minute, What "A" is allowed as incidental contact must be treated similarly when committed by "B", yet once again this was not the case Tuesday, when numerous fouls which would have drawn five-minute majors in hockey were ignored more continued on page fifteen by Combined Dispatches Biting blizzard-force winds blew whirling clouds of snow and chilling temperatures into Albany, forcing the city totakeathree-day weekend. SUNYA was but one of the many victims of what weather, experts called a "superstorm." SUNYA President Emmett Fields officially closed the university at 7:45"yesterday morning. His reason was simple. 'Nobody could get to school." University buses weren't running, leaving off-campus students off campus. Icy roads, poor visibility and blustering winds immobilized many faculty and student motorists. One thing, though, was virtually unaffected. The Quad cafeterias were in operation yesterday morning—understaffed but still dishing out. "I'm sorry it [SUNYA] had to close down," said Fields, "but we were experiencing a hard New York day. Maybe everyone got caught up with their work." Capitol Closed Hundreds of schools, private institutions, roads and airports throughout New York State-ware closed. Even the State Capitol was still. Although all of upstate New York was hit hard, the highest groundlevel gust was recorded in Albany at 67 miles per hour. According to the National Weather Service, a cold-air system moving in from the west collided with a coastal rainstorm and created the bli/.zard. Dropping temperatures, heavy winds and snow began al about 3 a.m. Monday morning in eastern New York. The weather service ended most blizzard warnings late yesterday afternoon. The swift-moving coastal storm deceived forecasters. "We didn't predict the severity," said Ken LaPrentu, of the National Weather Service i n Albany." We did predict the change to snow and very high winds. It got a little colder than we thought a little faster. . ." Frostbite Warnings SU N YA was but one of the many victims of what weather experts called a "superstorm." ley road*, A special report from the weather poor visibility and blustering winds forced the university to close down for the day. service called the storm "the most severe weather in this area in several years." Forecasters urged people to or blowing snow, visibility of only a dent lies in the fact that yesterday, sutawney Groundhog Club in Pennstay indoors if possible and warned q u a r t e r - m i l e or less and February 2, was Groundhog's Day. sylvania watched Phil the that exposuretothe cold could result temperatures near zero. Legend has it that if the groundhog groundhog emerge from hibernation in frostbite. The last official blizzard in eastern sees his shadow, winter will last in his electrically heated burrow. To An "official" blizzard is a com- New York occurred Jan. 28, 1966 another six weeks. no one's surprise, Phil saw his bination of winds in excess of 35 and dumped II inches of snow. The weather a clear ten degrees shadow and reentered his miles an hour, considerable falling An ironic twist to the whole inci- below zero, members of the Punx- artificially-heated home. Tenure Case Draws Faculty Response by C. S. Sintino According to his colleagues in the English department, Michael Kaufman has presented the strongest case for tenure in years. He will probably be fired by June, 1977. The reason, says Kaufman, who awaits President Emmett B. Fields' final decision in his case, has nothing to do with his teaching or scholarship, which many cite as being beyond reproach. Kaufman feels he is the "victim of questionable procedures," used by the administration, "in an effort to fire junior English professors and save the graduate program." Fields, following the recommendations of an outside evaluator's report submitted last fall, is pushing to reregister SUNYA's English doctoral program. The program wasterminated in December by Education Commissioner Ewald B. Nyquist. The report effectively calls for the hiring of a separate graduate faculty at the expense of at least a half dozen junior faculty members. Jerry Paris and Victor Chang of the English department have already been notified that their contracts will not be renewed. Kaufman's tenure case, which began last fall, has been beset by controversy, paradox, and unusual The report also praises Kaufman for organizing the Humanities lounge. Kaufman's case came before the College of Arts and Sciences Faculty Personnel Committee on December 4. This is the second step in tenure proceedings. In what -Vice President for Academic Affairs Philip Sirotkin himself admitted was an un-. precedented move, Sirotkin appeared before that committee to read "relevant portions" of the cvaluators' report on the reregistration of SUNY's English Ph.D. program. The committee voted 6-0 to deny Kaufman tenure and 6-0 to deny promotion, citing Kaufman's Shakespeare scholarship as "illregarded" and his other articles as "insignificant." Kaufman asserts that there is "a direct causal relationship between the political situation which surIt is felt that only if the net income rounds the English Ph.D., the visit of remains at its present surplus level Sirotkin tothat committee, and [the] can the possibility of a decrease be unanimously negative vote at the actualized. college level." Others suspect a causal Zahm cautioned that an incrcan in the minimum wage and other lac- relationship, too. One member of the tors may affect the overall net in- English department asked Sirotkin if come. Zahm's report states that, "as his appearance before that comhigher expenses for the student help mittee was "an extraordinary . . . increase . . . and the now in- procedure." creasing food prices take hold, the "It was," Sirotkin admitted, "but net income can be expected to you must understand that these are decrease significantly." extraordinary times." New Contract "1 know what the allegations are," One factor that might affect a Sirotkin told the Albany Student planned decrease or rebate is the Press. "I wasn't trying to sway the SUNY Board of Trustee's new FSA vote at that meeting. I just wanted to guidelines. These guidelines call for a continued on page six new contract with the State that may INDEX mandate a set cash reserve for all Aspirations.. .10-11 KSAs. It is feared that the excess Classified 13 profits may go to set up this cash reserve, instead of going back to the Columns 16 students. Editorials 15 Graffiti 12 Another unknown factor that may Letters 14 affect the net income and the 1-9 possibility of a board decrease is Newsbrlefs... ..*. 2 whether or not the State University Sports .17-20 wants to be reimbursedforthe use of Zodiac 0 its facilities by FSA. This will not he knowntill the conRobbery on Stele tracts are distributed sometime in seepages I he near future. tactics. Kaufman passed the first hurdle of the four-step tenure process, the departmental review, last October. The English department voted 49 to 4 in favor of tenure and 30 to l9for promotion. The recommendation called Kaufman "a devoted and highly effective teacher" who has "a remarkable range and sureness, a supple and flexible mind." The report also acclaimed his published articles as "pioneering work." "He is active in the department, has a sense of community, and has built an enviable word-of-mouth reputation here," the report states. High Profits Could Mean Board Cut FSA General Manager E. Norbert Zahm, right, and Management and Planning Vice President John Hartley, Center, al Wednesday's Board meeting. At left is student Board member Sandy Volt. by Bob Wong FSA may decrease their board rates next semester due to excess profits. These profits were largely a result of the eight percent hike passed by the FSA Board of Directors last year. At the Faculty-Student Association Board meeting last Wednesday, Vice President of Management and Planning John Hartley surprised student leaders by asking the Directors "to consider the possibility of a reduction in the board rates." The food service operations have made $100,000 more than they did last year at this time. According to FSA General Manager E. Norbert Zahm, the quad food service operations made a net income of $257,416 for the last six months of 1975, as compared to a $166,843 net income for the last six months of 1974. The $257,4l6comprises 156.6% of the entire net income for the food service operations. It was projected to cover only 50%. It was suggested by a few of the Directors thai the excess in the net income might be returned to the students. FSA Director Greg Lessnc says there was "talk of rebates."