Tueidoy, May 2, 196%) ALBANY STUDENT M I S S Great Danes Edge Plaftsburgh 8-7 Then Split With Potsdam 3-2,1-6 HOW WILL THE STATE FAIR? by Dune Nixon The Great Dane baseball squad took 2 of 3 on a Northern swing over the weekend and thus upped their record to 4-5. On Friday, the Albany nine edged P i t t s burgh 8-7, and then they split a twin bill w}th Potsdam, taking the first game by a t $-2 count, but dropping the second 6-1. Jim Murley and Jack Sinnott led the Great Oanes attack on Pittsburgh, while Cas Galka's hurling was the big factor in the Danes win in the Potsdam opener. . . . . . . Murley and Sinnott combined to give the Danes a quick 2-0 lead in the P i t t s burgh encounter. In the first, Murley singled and Sinnott tripled, and in the third Murley singled took second on a wild pitch and •cored on Sinnott's single. DANE SECOND BASEMAN Paul Leonettl logs out a bate hit in tho Albony-RPI contest. Plattsburgh got to Albany starter Tom Egleston in the fourth though, and five runs crossed the plate before Tom Piotrowski came on to put Net Team Loses AtPlattsburgh, Beats Potsdam To Complete Trip out the fire. However, the Great Dane quickly regained the lead with 4 In the fifth. Bob Lowell reached on an error, Piotrowski walked, and Paul Leonettl's double scored one. Murley then followed with a two run single and he came all the way around on throwing e r r o r s to give the Great Danes a 6-5 advantage. Albany upped its lead to 3 in the sixth when they combined' "Gary Torino's single, two walks, a passed ball, and Murley's squeeze bunt for 2 runs. Plattsburgh came back with 2 In the seventh to make it 8-7, but the Great Danes held on for the win. The Great Danes took the opener at Potsdam on the strong throwing Galka and a weak Potsdam secondbaseman. Galka, who gained his second victory against one defeat, yielded a mere 4 hits and 1 earned run while registering 9 strikeouts, to UD his strikeout total to 29 In 24 Albany scored first when Leonettl opened the game with a walk, took third on a wild pick-off throw, and scored when the second baseman threw wild to the plate on Murley's grounder. Potsdam tied It up In their half of the first on a walk, a double, and an error, and went ahead In the third on a single a stolen base, and another single. Press A L B A N Y , NEW YORK - F R I D A Y , MAY 5, 1967 Referral Demands Invalidation Of All '67 Elections Students To Present Referral On Elections To Supreme Court ' *ln > back But Albany got both runs the fourth when Murley walked, Sinnott singled, both moved up on a wild pitch, and Andy Christian grounded to the second-baseman, who promptly let loose with another wild throw to the plate, allowing both Murley and Sinnott to score. That was all the help Galka needed as he shut Potsdam do n the rest of the way. In the second game Potsdam exploded for six runs on three hits In Evidence points to the fact that William Cleveland, President of the Student Association, at one time harbored the intention of stuffing the ballot boxes in the MYSKANIA and class office election held Mar. 1-3. On Feb. 27 Vincent Abramo, Vice President of the Student Association, found over 150 marked ballots in the drawer of Cleveland's desk in the Student Association office. The ballots, all which bore Cleveland's name were marked in different Ink, and in different man- c l e v e l a n d w a s lntormed , aslnlgnt lnvalldatlon of the MYSKANIA and ners; some ballots bore that this case was being taken to the c l a s s 0 , f l c e e l e c t l o n s n e l ( i M a r c n j Court. Constance Moquist, 2 a n d 3 t h e C e n t r a l C o u n c „ M j checks for other candi- Supreme Chief Justice of the Supreme Court U v l Area AHalrs Commlsslon dates. now has the referral submitted by e i e c l l o n s h e , d April 2 5 2 0 2 , •„,„• At the time Abramo re Schwartz, Upham and Schnitzer. The 2 B a n d l n e e l e c t l o n f o r C e n t r a l by Jim Winslow The Albany State varsity tennis team traveled to Plattsburgh and Potsdam this weekend with mixed results. Accompanying the Dane baseball team on the two-day trip, the netters lost their first match of the season on the Plattsburgh courts on Friday, 7-2, but stormed back to outclass Potsdam State, 9-0. Although the Plattsburgh score, upon first glance, appears one-sided, most of the matches w e r e Closely contested. Sophomore McDermott, • ..u si * «„„.•*!„», playing in the first position, lost 6 - 1 , 6 - 1 . Senior Ken Z a c h a r i a s won easily^ to even the game score at that point. Playing in the third spot, Marty Bergen encountered the toughest competition of the match. After losing his first set, 6-0, Marty came back to win the second set closely, 7-5, and easily won loo third, 6-3. Bergen's counter- H«8I HfeLli ' i h i part used an overpowering serve At Potsdam, the team faired much to run Marty into the ground. Ber- better. Eon McDermott easily beat ! gen developed such "a wbad — '*""'' •""•'• "case " " "of' his opponent, 6-2, 6-2. Zackwonthe {;llsters ^ he w a s lneMectlve ln number two singles, and Tom Walenhis doubles match and was unable clk won the third spot. Guy Nicosia, playing in Marty ^ing c o day. m p e t e at Potsdam the follow- Bergen's position, also won easily. Tom Walencik lost a three-set Darrell Carp, although playing unheartbreaker in the number four der par, won, and soph Al Teppersingles. After splitting the first berg took over the number six spot two sets, Tom was leading the and was victorious. third, 4-0, when his opponent caught The doubles combinations of Mcfire and won the next six games to Dermott-Zacharias, Walencik-Carp take the deciding set, 6-4. Guy and Tcpperberg-(Dave) Hunter won Nicosia lost In two long sets, 6-4, easily. 7-5. Darrell Carp lost in the number six singles and all the doubles State's netmen will entertain RP1 teams lost M well. tomorrow at 3:30 on the Dutch Quad courts in the first home match of tho year. State has never beaten the Engineers. i_ 500 Attend Talbert, Cranis Tennis Clinic m-'M. ai m by C h r i s Robinson * * W^ s i , : N BEB r _.• -v • • V R < Albany Women's Tennis Team sponsored an exciting Tennis Clinic April 27 which featured a demonstration by a famous Davis Cup Double's winner, Billy Talbert who titled his exhibition "Tennls-The •port of a Lifetime." y |M' '> !fe^ k J[r?0 ... • ~*%\ t - 4 ~ ,) ™ , 5 , V ' ' ' " " d Mike A t w . l l typify t h . drive and de•Ire Coaeh Keith M u n . . y ' , track club during a recent practice. UNIVERSITY iAEBEl SH located in the Basement of the Campus Center Hours: Tues.-Sat. 8:30 a.m.-5:00 p.m. A crowd of 500 students and faculty members listened as Mr. Talbert and his partner, Paul Cranis demonstrated that playing tennis is M easy as throwing a baseball. Displaying the effortless style and Skill that earned him the Davis Cup for three successive years, Mr. Talbert emphasized that simplicity Is the keynote of a good game. court will review the referral Mon- • ported the findings of the ballots to day night. Three Judges must rule Council Vice-President on March Nell Brown, the Director for Stu- that the matter Is worthy of a court 30, 1967. The referral states that these dent Activities; Clifton Thorne, the trial before it actually becomes one Vice President for Student Affairs, and the defendant and plaintiff are re-elections would be run by the 190C-07 MYSKANIA or Supreme Margaret Dunlap, and Kileen Tracy, heard. „, , . . Court to make sure they're done who was at that time election comThe election irregularity ln- properly. missioner. volving Cleveland was not the only Some of the tilings listed ln the In a meeting on the situation at- thing named ln the referral. tended by Thorne, Brown, Abramo, Schwartz, Upham and Schnitzer referral which call for the lnvalldatlon the elections are the place, and MISJ Tracy, Brown and Thorne charge that the constitution of the p o o r ofsupervision of elections by stated they would Intervene on the Student ACTIVE IN PLANNING events or Campus Carnival Week are Association calls for. e i e c tlon commission, and no checksituation only if requested as it was Joe Zanca, Sharon Toback, and Jim Small. Tonight the " K i t "proper and just Student Associa- i n g o f candidates qualifications bea matter to be handled by student tlon elections." fore placing them on the ballots. Sink" will be held at 8:00 p.m. in LR 1. groups. In their referral they call for the They offered as advice a suggestion for a direct confrontation with Cleveland in Thome's office. Abramo decided to confront The following excerpts from the tion Commission may have access Cleveland privately, and in the presence of Tracy, Cleveland admitted referral presented to the Supreme to the ballots for any purpose until Court by Martin Schwartz, 1967; after the results are announced marking the ballots. Later Cleveland admitted marking Douglas Upham, 19G7; and Klaus unless Supreme Court declares the Schnitzer, 1967: on May 3, 1907: election Invalid." the ballots to Brown, stating that the "We would also like toseeacom"Kitchen Sink" tonight completes tion, and the revival of high school action was unpremeditated, and no CHANGES ADVOCATED BY plete Investigation of the proceedmemories, there will be a few of PETITIONERS: a week of fund raising for Campus one had acted with him. ings ln the March election to ascerCarnival and begins a weekend of the old fun dances like the Alley "On the basis of the evidence He also stated that lie had decided fun raising. The name itself is fairly Cat and the Mexican Hat Dance. subsequently not to use the ballots. attached to this referral, we would tain the true facts as to what did or did not happen. The facts we descriptive of what this night will At some point during tne mixAt the time Cleveland stated lie like to see the following elections state we are sure are true." contain; everything but the kitchen ture, Albany's Auctioneer will auc- had originally considered the ballot declared invalid: The MYSKANIA sink and maybe that too according tion off a surprise package. stuffing ln retaliation to the dirty and class officers elections held on CHARGES OF IRREGULARITY: to Sharon Toback and Joe McCul9. "On April 30, Central CounAt midnight, the dance proper campaign being waged upon him by March 1, 2 and 3, 1967; the Central lough, Campus Carnival co-chair- will end, but not the kitchen sind his opposers. Council and Living Area Affairs ell elected their new President and men. itself. Everybody will than Join in ' At that time there was no further Commission elections held April 25, Vice President. In the election for The event will start in Lecture a protest march to the site of the Investigation into the matter and 26, 27 and 28, 1967; the election of Vice President, all candidates opRoom 1 at 8 p.m. During the course Indian Quad (make the signs and elections went off according to the Central Council Vice President posing Jeffrey Mishkln withdrew following the second ballot. Thereof the evening, mixed with regular bring or wear them to the dance). schedule; no accusations were made on April 30, 1967. "These elections would be r e - after several people expressed a dancing, there will be an assortment Protests of anything can be made. public. run under the supervision of the desire to abstain from voting and of contests. After arriving at the bonfire, Supreme Court or MYSKANIA to thus keep Mishkln from being For the fast dance fans, there will protest signs may be thrown Into The ballots which were turned Insure that they are run accurately elected. 19 votes were needed to be a fifteen minute marathon, fif- the bonfire which will be blazing over to Thorne were destroyed. and honestly. The MYSKANIA that elect him by the Constitution, and teen minutes of superspeed non- at the quad site. There will be a The above'facts were made public stop gyraUonal music intended to hootenanny at the fireside, which last night in a referral for action would Insure this would be the out- the abstention of those originally going 1966-67 MYSKANIA. opposed to Mishkln would have test the stamina of any accomplished will last until everyone leaves. to the Supreme Court submitted by "Further, steps must tie taken blocked his election, dancer. For those who like group Martin Schwar.z, Doug Upham, and There will be a 75? admission to Insure that this type of slop- "At this point, members were told singing, there will be a barber shop charge to the mixture in the lec- Klaus Schnitzer, They and several piness and dishonesty never hap- that due to Central Council precequartet contest. ture room, and everybody is urged others discussed plans of action, pens again. This would Involve an dent, any abstentions would be Four people, chosen at random to come ln costume which Is as they talked with Cleveland, Thorne, Election Commissioner who is nit counted as votes for Mishkln. This from the audience, will be provided think a University student should Brown, Tracy and Dunlap to a s - a member of Central Council and Is In direct violation for precedent certain the facts and opinions of with the words to an old-time favor- dress, preferably not a member of a Greek made by Central Council and conthose Involved. ite (like Harvest Moon), a safety organization. The staff of the Com- talned ln Robert's Rules of Order, razor, and a balloon covered with mission would be made up of slm- and Vincent Abramo, who was runshaving cream; the idea being to After several days Schwartz, Up- ilar people. nlng the meeting should have made shave the balloon while singing the ham and Schnitzer decided to take "This staff, under the direction this clear, song. the matter to Supreme Court to have of the Commissioner, and respon"A hand vote was then taken and Another group sing is the sing them judge the evidence Instead of slble for their actions to Central the total vote for Mishkln was 18, down. In it the chosen groups will taking all action Into their own hands. Council, would have the following In spite of this, Abramo declared have to write down and sing tho first Tonight's Golden Eye program During this time of decision, Thorne duties: Mishkln the new Vice-President, in few lines of songs containing a word will feature an ail faculty panel stated that the administration would " 1 . To distribute and gather the direct violation of the Constitution," discussing the ethics of existentialchosen by the judges. For relaxaIntervene I' asked hut not until. self-nomination forms and to a s - 4. "In the election of April 25-28, ist of Jean Paul Sartre. certain that those nominated were there was no effort by Tom Merlo Appearing on the panel will be qualified for the office to which they to ascertain the eligibility of the Dr. Morris Derger, who formerly nominate themselves, candidates. After elections began, taught a course ln existentialism " 2 . To mimeograph" and retain It was discovered that Joseph Zanca, at the University; Dr. William Leuo, Delta Sigma PI, the international possession of the ballots until voting a candidate for Central Council, had of the philosophy department, and begins, not paid his student tax, and was also Dr. Harold Morlck of the phil- business fraternity, has announced " 3 . To be the only ones who may therefore Ineligible. plans to hold a raffle to raise funds n w Suraj lihan, Vice-chancellor of osophy department. for the Student Ambassador pro- pass out and collect ballots at the "His ™ e »s crossed off the Punjab University, will speak toReverend Frank Snow will mod- gram. The event is in conjunction time of the voting, and to retain ballot from the 26-28 In the Stu. day on "Emerging Patterns of High- erate the discussion which will use control of the ballots already marked dent Association office, and o c . er Education ln India," at 1:30 lu Sartre's essay "Existentialism as with University officials on campus. until personally given to the Com- oaslonally In other places. On April The committee has decided, after 26 the Assembly Hall of the Campus a Humanism" as a starting- point '* w «o discovered that Josephine considerable deliberation, that the mlssloner or his appointed place. Center. The lecture Is sponsored for discussion. "4. To tabulate the ballots lion- Fasolo.„did not have a 2.0 cumuprize shall be an A In any course of by Forum of Politics, estly and to make such tabulations '»tlve average, and therefore was The Eye will begin at O;00 p.m. lilian Is especially Interested ln in the basement of the Madison the winner's choosing. Tickets for the event will be on known to no-one until the time that ineligible. Her name was thereafter student Involvement In Democratic Avenue Presbyterian Church, results are announced at Inaugura- crossed off the ballots, except in India. He has written several books, kl This will probably be the last sale during State Fall' at the Delta tion Dnv. the dinner Hues where it, was rarpty, Sigma PI booth and the winner will and travelled in England and Japan.: i Eye of the season. " 6 . No-one but a member of Else. w<>Wrt P.?V'tk •: ,i. EHUIAI; ajiiVijp be announced at 4 o'clock. Election Referral Kitchen Sink'Begins Weekend Of Campus Carnival Events k! i i i ii 1 i n RAY MCCLOAT, junior linker blasts from the green in the Utica match. th e sand trap onto Linksters Drop Two Matches, Then Beat New Paltz, 6 - 3 by Everett Colman The Albany State linksmen lost to Hamilton by four points last Wednesday, April 26. On Thursday, the Danes were defeated by LeMoyne, but on Friday, the team won its first match of the year in an en- \ counter with New Paltz that was held at the Wyltwyck Golf Course in Kingston. Wpdnesdav's tide changed on Friday, April weonesuay s pneountpr encounter The when (he s t a ( e l l n k s t e r s won w a s t h e second match of their first match of the season with the y e a r and was the D a n e s ' a 6-3 victory over New Paltz. f i r s t IOHS Trip s o n r p nf. When questioned about his short iirst loss. ine score o r service motion, Mr, Talbert ex- t h e c o n t e s t w a s H a m i l t o n , plained that those motions were actually a remainder of his child- 6 1/2, Albany 2 1/2. Play took place for the first time hood when he overcame diabetes by this season at the Normanslde Counplaying tennis. try Club in Delmar, where all home The Women's Tennis Team has matches are held. State's loss to also been successful as It defeated Hamilton showed the team's- InexIts first opponent Mohawk Valley perience. With no seniors on the on April 20, 4-2. Leading the team squad, the llnksters are at a definite ln singles were Barbara Mosher, disadvantage. Although none of the Danes scored Saudi Swann, Fran Lltz, and Stephanie LeFever while the doubles ln the 70's, all the individual matches were close. victory was scored by Chris RobThursday's match against Lelnson and Sue Emborsky. Shannon Hazen and Gall Knetzer were de- Moyne was held away at Syracuse, The result was 5-1 victory for LeMoyne. Ray McCloat, a Junior, and The team's other matches were Craig Luthor, a Junior transfer from canceled due to the weather but hopes. Delhi Tech, both shot 78's, to be able to play its remaining Pete Ferguson, a sophomore, shot matches with Springfield, Bard Col. an BO and lost his match as did Lulege, New Paltz, and Oneonta State. thor. However, McCloat won. Although Craig Luthor shot an l m p r e s s l V B 7B| he los , h l s m a t C h. Brian Hill, sophomore, however, scored an 31a and beat his opponent. Coach Richard "Doc" Sauers feels that the team does not have enough experience. In fact, at a r e cent interview, the coach explained,«v that "all of our matches have hadI * * close Individual scoros although this Is not Indicated ln the final score." He then went on to say that, "There are no seniors on this year's squad. I'm sure with a bit more exparlance the team could do much better," Tomorrow, the linksmen will partlclpate ln the most Important match of the season, the Capital City Golf Tournament held at the McGregor Golf Club ln Saratoga Springs. The teams entered are Hudson^ valley Community College (defend-* , n g champion), Plattsburgh State, siBna, R . P . I . and Albany State. VOL. L I U , NO. 21 Discussion On Sartre Tonight's Eye Feature Indian Edncafor To Speak Today Raffle To Award 'A' In Any Course Friday.May 5, 1967 ALBANY STUDfHT PRESS Chaps Needed Now Out the disclosure has been made of the "incident" Involving William Cleveland and other voting irregularities, we sincerely hope that Election Commission will be revised to prevent this from happening again. Many different events contributed to the problems Which we are now facing. Cleveland cannot be totally blamed because the temptation was placed before him by having the elections held in a place which he had access to. We realize that Central Council voted to hold the elections in The Student Association Office but they probably did not realize the tremendous repercusions which could result in this action. The problem of what should be done or should have been done earlier in the year has become a great moral issue. Everyone is being dragged into it. Some have nothing to do with it. Everyone is pointing a finger at someone sle, and it remains hard to say who is right and who is wrong. Sometimes you wonder if it's worth it., COMMUNICATIONS People are wondering why the whole thing was brought up now since it is so close to the end of the year. Some are saying it is a very bad time, but is it ever a good time tobringupan unpleasant situation. .The ASP itself is not responsible for the timing. Since it is the end of the year we would like to see and detailed referendum, and that it that was presented to us earlier Qoforondtim Imnortailt should have a positive effect on the this semester, except to comment the Supreme Court act on the issue as quickly and R e f e r e n d u m imponum ,erislators, actlons. that we foretold the events that oc- efficiently as possible. Several elections are hinging legislators' However, we felt, and still do curred last week. on its decision and these elections affect many people. To the Editor: feel, that this referendum did not I also have been disgusted and In their editorial 'State of Con- meet this criteria. It was designed frustrated with the continuance of Indirectly, of course, the whole student body is intusion' (April 28), the ASP answers to back up the action of the Univer- extreme apathy and acquiescence volved because they are governed by Central Council, a criticism of their coverage of the slty delegates to the Cornell Con- pertaining to the way our student Vietnam referendum by criticizing ference, and not as a detailed state- government is functioning. The a governing body being questioned right now. the wording of the referendum Itself. ment of student opinion at the Unl- harsh truth is that we are all to The referendum, they say, was so verslty designed to influence legis- blame: the student is so worried We don't want to see this whole incident destroy "poorly worded so as to cause con- lators. about that "make" for next Satur- the Council itself. We think it can still function once fusion In Interpretation," and thereTbe'ldea seems to bethatbecause day night and falls to vote; the stufore, limiting the size of the story we did not support a specific side dent leader who was originally en- a few things have been corrected. The story on the accompanying the referendum re- of the referendum in an editorial thusiastic, but now, Is caught up front page is disturbing, we admit, but it might acsults." comment that we have no feelings with personality conflicts that lead But does this answer the senti- on the matter. In fact we deplore to frustration and despair; and the complish something even if it Just jolts a few people ment of the letter of Misses Pres- war and slaughter and feel the lm- news media in its absence to pro- out of their state of apathy. cott and Trlfilio? The ASP actually pact of the war on the lives of test or Inform when most needed. did minimize the results of a vitally American citizens everywhere. These combinations of anomalies Important issue by treating It as statement was In no means a r e wna t give impetus to the forsomething only minimally related a The flippant attempt to equate the matlon of power cliques in politics. to the student body. Vietnam War with the Introduction In essence the representative is as At other universities, similar ref- on football on this campus, nor was responsible as the people whom he erendums have been a focal point on it an attempt to make the relative represents the Vietnam issue. One role of the merlU of a poll of public opinion A f t e r o u r a b o r t l v e a t t e m p t t 0 my opening quote, who can we put by Martin Schwartz student paper has been to arouse on policy makers. the blame on as to who set up the our - opinion, which has resulted not only situation as It exists? "I can resist everything shock the people from their shelter In a greater participation in the _ , of apathy an old friend of mine but temptation." Well, once upon a time, when voting, but also national press cov- JQj) DCOlOTCu —American proverb things were still a little straight, commented in a publication that we erage of the results. • •-",' were 'fools' for even considering an Election Commissioner was apIf a student newspaper is to at- To the Editors: such a project. He believed that our JOIN THE CROWD: As a major pointed who was the first one ever tain a significant place In a college Your editorial of April 25 con- campaign then, "was so bathed in figure In the controversy that I'm to endorse candidates. Who? Wilcommunity, it must do more than cerning the lack of an honors con- its own self-righteousness that its sure you have read about by now, liam Cleveland. report news as received. The paper vocation this year was all right as zealots failed to perceive the am- I feel somewhat obligated to make Later on, another Commissioner has a responsibility to clarify Issues far as it went. I do. feel, however, bivalences around them." Now I my position clear as to why we was appointed who did a fairly good and to take stands on Issues that that the editorial was not fair to feel this is also true. , submitted the referral to the Su- Job of running things. She quit, basically affect the lives of the stu- Slgnum Laudls. Maybe there are some positive preme Court. however, and someone appointed dent body. The Implication in the article is alternatives to alleviate this con1. The story Is out. Enough people another Commissioner named Tom The editorial asks, "What effect that Slgnum Laudls carried the ma- dition. One sure cure is to have an knew so as to make silence a party Merlo. Who was It who appointed this will the results of the poorly worded Jor responsibility for the decision impartial election commission to to rumors that may be worse than misrepresented Vietnam referen- not to hold an Honors Convocation. observe all aspects of the election the truth. If the story Is to be told, man and allowed him to retain office? William Cleveland. dura have on the war?" If one SUNYA As I mentioned to you on the tele- without fear of covert pressure by It Is going to be told right. We have had enough, Mr. Presistudent dies In Vietnam next year, phone Sunday, April 23, the final any group. This proved successful 2. We are not embarked upon a some might feel that the Vietnam decision was made by President three years ago. But the real prob- Hang-Cleveland campaign. By we, dent. We want election reform now, referendum was of Infinite more Collins on recommendation from lem lies In the students themselves. I mean myself, Upham, and Schnit- not when we force you to nominate importance than the number of foot- Dean Deeringer. Only when the attitude of students zel'. After several attempts to have someone worthwhile as Commisball victories SUNYA could achieve The time involved was definitely change will the government change. Cleveland withdraw honorably and sioner. We were willing to work ID a century. a factor because of the necessity When apathy remains supreme, the reforms made, and after Cleveland along, with you, but when you refused Peter Pollak of printing a program^and secur- government will remain impersonal refused to treat us as honorably as to treat us as honorably as we Peter Reilly ing facilities and a"speaker, but, and unresponsive to their desires. we treated him (we bent over back- treated you, by lying to our faces Gary Mathew Mattson ward for quite awhile to give him when you knew we could check up, as you were made aware, the nonactivation by the faculty of the Facan "out") we have embarked on a you deserve no better than you get. 'Run With It' ulty Committee on Honors and OtSQQTSC campaign to let the truth be known, But, that. Is unimportant. We are « i i i i r . l i ' was ( i t a e also -ilt-n a o great o r a < i r factor. fanlnf *' Awards obtain the necessary reforms, and submitting this referral to Supreme To the Editor: I suggested on Sunday that you to hell with Cleveland! He laid his To the Editors: Court. We hope that they act a little In the editorial of April 28, enDean Derringer, as he Is better than last year's group illJ I disagree with both your report- own eggs, now let them hatch, titled 'State of Confusion', you ask contact the one person who is In control of and take immediate action. We wain the following questions: "What ef- all the information pertaining to the ing and editorializing on the Central I blame this situation not on election reform and a complete Infect will the results of theVietnam poorly convocation, and it Is under his of- Council election results. In tlie first place, the Inclusion of Cleveland directly so much as In- vestigation right away. We'll !»• worded misrepresented that the convocation ultimately a picture of a mobster over the directly. Assuming the validity of watching. referendum have on the War? What fice falls. caplalon "election results" on the effect should the football poll have on influencing the Initiation of foot- Your editorial would have been front page of the May 2, '07 ASP more accurate and more meaningwas 1'iapproprlate. This Is edltorball of this campus?" Then you note that "the answers to these questions ful if you had withheld It until you all/lng and belongs on the editorial ESTABLISHED MAY 1916 should Indicate someting (sic) about had been able to talk with all the page, not on the page supposedly major organizations and people In- filled with unbiased news. their 'value'," Secondly, your editorial "ElecBY T N I CLASS Of 191ft What do you think about the pos volved. the hasty and tion Protest" was an unnecessarily slbllity of a detailed analysis of I must . , , .deplore ,. in harsh attack un 6TB, Control of student opinion on the issue of superficial Job you have done student government by one or two American involvement In Vietnam? PrW»rlng 'Ms commentary. fraternities is all but traditional at In your opinion, what Influence Lorraine Maynard Albany, (ask a senior how one got T h . Albany Sluil.nl Pr«»» i t a >emi-v»<kly n . w i p a n . r published by lh« should a comprehensive referendum Chairman to he Senate President when he was « . » ' " * A l l M l a l l o n of t h . Stats U n i v . n l l y of N . w York at Albany. T l i . on Vietnam have on our policy-makAcademic Affairs Commission a freshman), I do not remember the ASP o l l c c , localod in Room 364 of t h . Compui C.nlor at 1223 W.»i»rn A v . n o . I . opwi from 7 - U p.m. Sunday thru Thursday nlahl or may b« •rs in Washington? In the mortal T , n . rule of any particular fraternity to raoch.d by dialing 4 5 7 - 2 1 9 0 or 4 5 7 - 2 1 9 4 . be any hotter or worse than the Words of Knule Kockne: "It's your l u r d U KeUelOtlOn rest, l see no reason why STB's ball, baby, run with It I" MARGARET D U N L A P and SARA K I T T S U E Y tenure will be different. David Fraclenberg TO the Editors: Co-Editori-ln-Chi.f I thank you for pointing out that U n d o B.rdan, A r t . Editor Department of Speech i w l s n t 0 congratulate you upon Bruco Kaufmun, Advertising Manuuv.i and Dramatic Art v o u r unfortunately tardy revelation any group with 25% of the mem. Don Opp.diiono, Sports Editor Stuart L-ubort, Photography Monani-r Editors' Note: It appears that the In respect to proportional student ba ' rshl p 0 , central Council is aprlorl Saplr, A . t o e . Sport. Editor Gary Schull., Business Manugef editorial "Stale of Confusion" was representation on this campus in- . foiHjiSj machine: but I request Gl*n J o . . p h Silverman, E i m u t l v . Editor Linda VanPatton, Technical Supervise highly misinterpreted because of a the May 2 edition of the ASP, This ( n g t withhold Judgment on such statement concerning the value of belated outburst of Indignation Is g machine until one sees Its results, A l l communication. must b . o d d r . . i . d to t h . . d i t o r and must b . signed. the football poll versus the value reminiscent to the class campaigns finoU|d STB » B r u t e be one of mtsCwmunlcatlons should b. l i m l l . d to 300 w a r d , and ara subject to odium). of the Vietnam referendum. in which I was an active partlcl- management, then Is the time to I n . Albany Student P r . . . o s . u m . . no r.sponsiblfity for opinion, .jrpr.ssod ;,. At this time let us state most pant. editorialize (l.e. preferably before %i".eVuT"nd • " • • " u n l M t l a n n »• mh . . p r . i at .i iaunns. dp not no n.tossaiily, r.ll..t H. v/.w.. •mpfcatlcaliy Mult »t bellev. l j "» ? *> M that It la necessary tor ffj ,*£e^tloa). ii £mtf!«l- 1," • Over The Counter Intelligence Albany Student Press i iimtlMm minerni g —llimnnitiii m ^outwrnnmm mm «*• Frlahy, Miy S, 1M7 • . ALBANY STUDfHT I f B S r*»t»S Lwrci Italy Fib At IK Toaiiht An evtming of old-time comedy is this week's program of the International Film Group. The feature, "The Golden Age of Comedy," Is a compendium of much of the funniest material In silent film comedy. Made by the producer .of "Laurel and Hardy's Laughing twenties," the Him Includes memorable sequences starring Will Rogers, Laurel and Hardy, Ben Turpin, Harry Langdon, Jean Harlow, and the Keystone Kops. Included are the greatest custard-pie fight In history and Laurel and Hardy's classic autoJam sequence from "Two Tars." Buster Keaton's "The General" is the co-feature. The film enjoyed great popularity In its time and Is now beginning to be recognized as a classic of film comedy. This program of silent comedy films will be shown tonight at 7:00 and 9:15 in Draper 349. Admission is free with student tax. ? NOTICES Extaisioi Of Library Hows Dbcissed At Conference LENDINGS. L ENDINGS today at noon. Ashes we all fall down Former Pres. Of Costa Rica Speaks On Economic Aid Clan Council 1968 The next meeting of the '68 Class Council will be held on Friday, May 5, at 1:25 in Humanities 111. Dr. Jose Flgueres, former presAll old and new members are re- ident of Costa Rica, stated in a quested to attend. lecture given this past week at the University that the rich countries of the world must work together and help to close the economic gap beLAAC Applications • Applications are now being ac- tween them and the poor countries. cepted for appointments to LAAC Flgueres called Latin America Judicial Committee. Openings are the least difficult continent to de for both men and women in the velop today. To support this state classes of '68, '69, and '70. Submit ment he pointed to similarities of a letter with name, address, phone North American and European culnumber, class year, activities and tures to the culture of South Amerreasons for applying to: Judicial l c a Committee, c/o Anne Lee, Dutch Although Flgueres recognized the Quad, Ten Broeck Hall. Interviews Internal problems of Latin America will begin in May. he devoted the major part of his lecture to the area's external problems. That Is, the relation of the Dinner Dance r l c n coun trles of the world to the The B'nai Brith HUlel Society p o o r countries ot Latin America, will hold its annual Installation din- T n e former president advocated ner dance May 14 at 6 p.m. In th< a p l a n put jorth by the World Con•maln dining room of Brubacher Hall, ference on Trade. This plan calls "^Reservations may be made at the tor the pooling of 2% of all rich Information desk In the Campus countries* GNP to be used to aid Center by May 10. underdeveloped nations. Two percent of the United States' GNP, according to Flgueres, is about fourteen billion dollars. The Costa Rlcan statesman further noted that the United States spends about three billion dollars on foreign aid and seventy-five billion on armaments this year. It was pointed out by Flgueres that the advances of the rich nations hinders the advancement of the poorer nations. Highly developed advertising has caused the desire of the Latins to consume more than they can pay for. To pay for these luxuries the Latin Americans sell more coffee. When he sells more coffee he Increases the volume on the market and consequently the price goes down. When the price decreases he must produce more coffee and begin the cycle again. 12:00 8:00 9:00 . . . . 8:00 8:00 SATURDAY Parade and Motorcade Gathering 8:45 Parade 9:00 Annoiutcement Mr. and Mrs. State Fair . .10:00 Jazz Concert 1:00-5:00 Booths open around Campus Center 10:15 a.m.-4:00 P r i z e s for Booths 3:30 'Clearing in the Woods' 8:00 Jazz Concert 8:00 « SUNDAY Campus Carnival Events at Campus Lake Jazz Concert Jazz Concert Allen To Perform As Cellist Today In Campus Cuter Just Arrived This Weekend's Events TODAY Lendings 'Clearing in the Woods' Golden Eye....Sartre IFG-"The Golden Age of Comedy" The Kitchen Sink A discussion of the extension Of consideration. hows for study in tne library M I Sincerely, the main issue of discussion at the Roy M. Adell President's Conference Monday. Alter reading the letter, PresiRoy Adell, recently elected to LAAC dent Collins stated again that funds from the Colonial Quad, presented a would still be required for even tne letter to the President and the Al- few salaries Indicated In the letter., bany Student Press which had also These funds are not available. Colbeen sent to Alice Hastings of the 11ns said that the security problem library. ' was very real in the library since The letter follows: thee are many valuable books there Dear Miss Hastings, which could deviously be stolen when I feel that .there Is a definite need minimum security was maintained. for keeping the doors of the library A Central Council member at the • open to the student body for a conference asked If Student Assolonger period of time than Is pre- ciation could find the funds if they sently In effect. The reasons are as could provide the money for salfollows: (1) within the month new aries. Collins stated that there was women's hours will be Initiated; still a great risk to be taken and he (2) study spaces presently provided wasn't sure he would want to gamble by the dorm study halls and cafe- even for a short period of time. terias are Inadequate and (3) the Collins stated that he would try Immense space In the library that '- find some other less expensive Is so conducive to studying is being ...ace for students to study as a wasted. temporary measure. I appreciate the problems you have to face concerning this matter, but would hope that you give due consideration to the following proposals to alleviate some of the more obvious conflicts: 1) The library shall remain open from 8 a.m. to 12 a.m. Sunday through Thursday. Hours for FriDr. Robert D, Allen, chairman of day and Saturday shall remain as the biology department and cellist, they stand at present. 2) Books shall not be checked out will perform this Friday at 1:30 In after the usual hour of 10 p.m. All the Ballroom with Patricia Grlgnet, other extra services (for example: oboist, and Flndlay Cockrell, pianist reference librarians, music rooms, of the music department. The program will Include a trio and etc.) shall also close at the hour sonata by Loelllet and the Brahms 0 f 10 p.m. 3) Cleaning and maintenance shall Sonata In E Minor for cello and maintain their usual work hours and piano. Dr. Allen has studied cello duties. Jobs Involving noise (for ex- at Tanglewood with The Boston Symample: vacuuming) shallproceed at phony's first cellist and has recently performed a concerto with the student's Inconvenience. 4) One campus security and one The Princeton University Orchesstudent worker shall be all that Is tra. Mr. Cockrell said "Dr. Allen Is needed to maintain security for the library and shall be stationed at the a real 'find' and we hope to perexist. No student workers will be form with him often." The next Friday 1:30 concert will needed to function at the Information centers since this can be considered be May 12. The University Orchesan extra function or extra service. tra wlU perform under William Thank you very much for your Hudson, conductor. Noon p.m. p.m. p.m. p.m. New Stock a.m. a.m. a.m. p.m. Tee Shirts p.m. p.m p.m. p.m. Sweat Shirts Tennis Balls 1:^0-4:30 p.m. 1:00-5:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m. Lovenheim Writing Award (Poetry) Mcllwaine Award Children's Sweat Shirts STATE UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Deadline: Monday, May 15 Suinit To EBgHsh Peat, affiet gag: :IMM^M^^M w$n& HiUhik* "nit Vr'iiiiti'iiiiiiitiii<'i|i(iiinliik,rHiiiiiiii. •*mr*im* J—J ! .' Friday, May 5, 1 9 6 ^ . ALBANY S T U M N T PRESS PM«* ASPect on Sport$ by Don Opfdlwwtf As the intercollegiate and intramural spring sports seasons swing into the second half, we'd like to give you an up-to-date account of what has happened so far and of what we foresee in the future. For the baseball team we predict a better second half than the first. The diamondmen, 4-5 oh the season so far, have won three out their last four and seem to have finally gained momentum that they lacked in the beginning of the season. Their hitting has come around and are playing good ball in the field besides getting some fine pitching, especially from Gas Galka and Torn Egelston. At the time of this writing, CoachBobBurlingame's nine have eight games remaining. We feel that they can take five of these games to wind up .500 for the year, which is excellent for a team that has only one senior and a handful of juniors. There isn't enough that we can say about the tennis squad. The netmen have won four of their first five, all of which were away matches. Wednesday they faced RPI in the first of four straight home contests with the other three coming against Central Connecticut, Oneonta, and New Paltz, the last being and 8 p.m. contest under the lights on May 17. We feel that in these and in the last match at FarleighDickinson, the netmen should certainly win at least four of the five with a possible outside chance for a sweep of a 11. The linkers have not been playing up to their abilities. In their first four matches, they have won one, lost two, and tied one. Scores have not been up to par, and two or three of the members are hardly shooting as well as they should be. We admit that the bad weather has hampered the team's practicing somewhat, but now that this is an implausible excuse, scores should be going down. We hope that this factor in addition to a little harder work on the part of a couple of others can produce a .500 season. It will be interesting to watch the results. AMIA softball has progressed smoothly through the first half of the season. Except for rescheduled rained out games, Commissioner Jim Wingate has encountered no problems with regard to umpires, players, or teams. We feel that the great deal of success is due largely to the fine spirit of both the teams and spectators. In League I, APA has still yet to be beaten and will be tough in its remaining games. Tomorrow at 2:00 they face the Hooper Athletic Club, who suffered their only loss of the season to the men from Clinton Hall, 5-4. The Hoopers will be out to seek revenge and the game promises to be one of the finest of the year. The Chuck Schaffer captained Comets look like the teamtobeat in League II. They haven't come close to losing and should have no trouble winning their divi-. sion. Well folks, that's the way things shape up as the spring sports scene heads into the last three weeks of play. Any comments? Take Two Of Three On Road Trip Albany Nine Return Home Tomorrow, * '*' by Dune Nixon The Albany State baseball team which finished the first hall! erf the ;"Monvjth a 4-5 slate will be hosting Central Connecticut tomorrow at 2p.m. Yesterday toe Great Danes traveled to Siena with high hopes of reversing the outcome of their first encounter, which Siena won by a 15-9 count. At press time Coach Burlingame* xpected to go with. Cas Galka against Siena, and follow with Tom Egelston against The Albany relief staff has been Leadoff man Paul LeonetU i s Central Connecticut, second in hits with 8, and he leads headed by big George Webb, who Galka and Egelston have the team in runs scored with 7. has gone 8 and a third innings, been the Great Danes' most Shortstop Denny Elkin has the long- given up 3 earned runs, and struck hitting streak, as he hit savely out 7, for a 3,24 earned run avereffective starters thus far, est in each of the first 6 games, and age. and they will probably con- center fielder Jim Murley has 7 The Great Danes have been gettinue to receive a good ma- hits, and leads In runs batted in ting, with one or two exceptions, pretty good hurling, but the hitting jority of the starting as- with 5. (team batting average of .197) has The Great Danes have also shown not been up to par. As they swing signments. considerable speed on the ,_—A Into the second half of their schedGalka Leading Pitcher Galka has been extremely effec- paths. They have worked several ule a little more hitting may be all double steals, and Art Stein and they will need to come up with .tlve. His 2-1 record Includes a %>,£&'reason heartbreaking 2-1 loss in the opener. Jim Murley have recorded Band 4 Thus far he has: pitched 24 and a thefts respectively. third Innings, struck out 30, given up only three earned runs, and fashioned an Impressive 1.11 earned run average. Egelston has gone 19 and a third innings, given up 7 earned runs, and struck out 10. His earned run average is a respectable 3.26 despite his one poor performance in the Plattsburgh game. Slnnott Leading Hitter Albany's leading hitter to date 1* outfielder-firstbaseman Jack Slnnott with a .310 batting average. Slnnott also leads In hits with 9. APA Leads League., EEP, HAC Trail Who Blew Mfneroa, Up?; Q: ALBANY, NEW YORK SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1967 Central Council Does Nothing, Per Usual State '*; Central Council decided to reprimand the administration and faculty of the University after the refusal of the new proposed dormitory policy by President Tom Collins. The plan presented by the students called for the end of sex discrimination in student housing. Student Association President Boss Humpland declared that the University President was acting in a senile Victorian fashion and should be replaced by someone young, debonair and handsome like himself. In reply to this statement Sue Vallhop, leader of the women's rights movement on the campus, demanded that only women be asked to take over Collin's job and not men. To force the administration to comply to their wishes Central Council decided to withdraw their money and membership from the Faculty-Student Association. Davis Goings noted that this measure may put a minor crimp in the vast finances of the administrations runned FSA. Ted Toolman protested against the extreme actions taken by the council. Toolman was banned from the rest of the meeting. The Political and Social Positions Committee (PSP) was asked to organize mass demonstrations opposing the r e fusal of the new dorm policy. Humpland stated that as far as Grass was the major topic disBy deviously sneaking Into the he was concerned the students could cussed by President Collins at the President's files, we discovered live In dorms without discrimina- President's Press Conference on that this whole problem Is being tion of the sexes. The council broke Monday. Ostensibly, he was refer- sponsored by the CIA and the FBI, into politely horrid displays of af- ring to a current campaign being who believe that the Indoctrination fection. Members from Religious waged by Vice-President Thorne and brainwashing campaign now Affairs and Pan Helllanlc Council and Miss Edsall to keep students being undertaken by the administrawalked out, one in protest, the from trampling the newly seeded tion to keep us off grass will someareas of the campus, other in complete accord. how generalize (In traditional PavHumpland further announced that Collins went Into great detail lovlan psychology) to Grass. if anyone was locked out of theabout a plan that was going into Luckily for the student body, Cendormitory of his choice he could effect at the insistence of the "con- tral Council has decided to table use the undlscrlmlnatlng pond area tractor." The main purpose of the discussion on the Keep off Grass and a blanket for a refuge at night. campaign was to Instill in the stu- campaign until next week. The enWillie Cummore brilliantly ex- dents a built-in resistance to grass tire meeting this week will be taken pressed the general feeling of Cen- by constant exposure to the phrase, up with the conference with Phi tral Council when he said, " I feel "Keep Off Grass." Beta Lambda, the Business Club that the student at Albany is mature The skepticism to this program which advises Central Council in enough to act like a responsible was aptly expressed by one of the financial matters. citizen, and there should be no fear ASP's representatives, Marty At the meeting Central Council of the student mishandling this new Smart, who remarked to Collins, will decide whether to Invest the privilege." "Ah, come off it, Vanl" surplus budget in Zlg Zag CigarSince the conference, the ASP's ette Paper Company, as has been secret dirt digger upper has been tradition in recent years. Investigating this situation and we are ready to announce the results. We were Intrigued by several aspects of this case. Collins has The appointment was announced been very adamant in his Insistence today of Martin Bormann as theall year that Vice-President Olsen new head of the Campus Security was in charge of anything to do with Force, Bormann has long been the physical plant and the grounds. Graciela Garcia, the ASP foster recognized as one of the leading Why, then, is this program being experts in his field. run by the Vice-President for Stu- child, has written another letter to Inform her foster parents of her Although believed missing for dent Affairs and the Director of twenty-two years, since the ond of Residences? It seems that the sub- progress. World War II, It seems that Bor- ject matter under consideration is mann has been residing in New York really Grass, not grassl Pot, man, My dear Foster Parents: I am a big girl now that you can State for most of this time. He has canibls, the STUFFI see from the picture with this. been working under assumed names White dress is wedding gown. Stupid as Dorm Directors In various units peace Corp worker tell me that ho of the State University system, teach us all new game. I like this Uorinann achieved most of his game for long time. fame as the Number 3 man of GerNo longer I. am the skinny gjrl many's Third Retch under Adolph you remember from old picture.' Hitler. Often he was referred to I spend your $8.00 of donation 'fo as Hitler's "right hand man," buy pretty white dress, American' In exclusive Interview with the say that he buy flowers. ASP, Bormann stated, "I feel that My family Is well, except me, I my extensive experience wllh runam very sick In morning fiow, but ning the SS forces In Germany durdoctor say that go away soon. My ing the War will enable me to conteacher at the school i s telling me tinue on in the tradition that the about weddings and the church named Security Force has established." "Vlrgen de Guadalupe" Is where it "My further experience with 'enwill be. emies of the state' will help me to We celebrate wedding when wo solve the current problem of what find American. Meanwhile 1 go to to do with the parking violators on school with my brother and we are this campus." very happy. My father is very happy "Mainly, however, my experience also, He talk all day about one less as a master of harassment and anmouth to feed, I do not understand, noyance will prove the AdministraGraciela Garcia tion right In choosing me as the' best man for this Jot)," ''•'; <'•-"• niV tin.-iMii'W •< * i :<: out' rial Administration Considers Brainwashing Of Students by Bill Ryan Softball action around the AMIA circuits finally seems to be in full swing after mother nature did her best In making a complete, mess out of the tentative schedules. The way things look now if Leagues II and III are to complete their seasons all players should begin now in registering for SUNYA's Summer Session, League III has three undefeated teams: the Flying Jabones (of 04-11 fame), APA which made its season debut Wednesday with a slick-fielding 13-4 victory over Hamilton Hall and TXO, which hasn't played yet. League II (A) has defending champs, the Comets leading the pack with a 3-0 record. BPS has won its only start. Over In the B division a strong Potter team is on top with a 3-0 mark. Games last week In League I saw STB fall by the wayside to two of the top teams, Potter (A) and APA. Potter A took advantage of wlldness by the STB pitcher on their way to a 17-3 romp. The Potter hitting attack was highlighted by home runs by two Hits lesser known sticks. Jim Curley, better known for his quarterback scampers, scampered around the bases for a four-bagger as did Tony Glazer, ex-varsity netman. Dan Crlppen was once again very strong in hurling for the EEPs. He gave up only three hits, one of them being a home run by Bob Delena. A significant note about this game Is that the Hooper Athletic Club failed to provide an umpire. This normally calls for a half game penalty. Undefeated A PA shutout STU Wednesday 12-0. Rich "Bambl" Marflson was on the mound again for APA and gave up only four hits. However, It was once again wlldness by the STB mound cors which contributed the most to the lopiidedness, APA Jumped off to 4-0 lead in the first inning with six base on balls and no hits. The men from APA did manage seven hits with; the key blows being a basesloaded double by Ray Clanfrinl and a two-run single by "Linus" Portuondo. Jim "Moose" Wingate added a triple. The APA defense was once more very strong as they committed but one e r r o r . ' - Standings: 6—0 APA 3-1 HAC 2-1 EEP (a) 1 - 3 km jli; KB AMIA HAS REACHED the mid.ea.on mark with APA In Jl.if 1 V i .....t .._Ll I.L.J < n -ul K'lilniaii .'Hi. . » " ' ' W ' . ' 0EEP (b) place with an unblemished 6-0 record. , . " 8 . No-oiio lmUiMOTgji.JiUi; oi*4 A Kfcfc In TOM EGELSTON has been a much used performer (or Albany State in both baseball and soccer. Vet Tom Egelston, Soccer, Baseball Star by Hank Rabinowitz Last June Albany's varsity baseball team beat RPI for the first time. This past Friday we gained our second victory. In each contest, Tom Egelston was the winning pitcher. Tom is a junior graduated from Albany Academy. During his high school career he was an eight let-' terman, competing in swimming, baseball, and soccer. Notably, he was an All-Albany selection in soccer twice. Undefeated His Senior Year Up until the eighth grade, Tom had only pitched a total of two Innings. However, during the next few years pitching gradually became his regular position. As a senior he compiled an outstanding record in varsity and American Legion action, with a 6-0 slate on each team. Duringthesummer he played in the Twilight League under Coach Burllngame. m. Since coming to Albany, Tom has been a member of two varsity teams. For the last three years' he has played fullback for the soccer team, and pitched for our baseball squad. Adds A Fastball and Curve Before this year Egelston was primarily a screwball pitcher. However, this yoar ho has been able to employ his fastball and curve with good results. He believes that if he has his control, it's Just a matter of throwing the "right pitch at the right time." In his last outing against RPI, he had good control, striking out f l \ J batters. Ho pointed out that u contributing factor in the loam's victory was the excellent support ho rocolved from the players. The club floldod well, making a high number of good plays. STAT UNIV Located in the Basement of (he Campus Center Hours: Tues.-Sat. 8:30 a.m.-5:00 p.m. New Security Head Announced Today Graciela Garcia Writes A Letter VOL. LOT, NO. 22 Farm For Infirmary Will Raise Rabbits Dr. Little Red Riding, Director of the University Infirmary, announced last week the formation of the new agricultural facilities attached to the Infirmary. The farm will be operated for the sole purpose of raising as many rabbits as possible. As of last Wednesday, over 500 rabbits were being housed. The farm is located on the eastern corner of the 'e'^ J ^ ^ ^ X J T : Infirmary way Motor Inn, who felt that they b u i l d i n g , W h e r e "owed a vote of thanks to the Unl- easy access is available to versity." the laboratoryJ facilities. ,,, , . „ ., . _ Living Area Affairs Commission Farm, as it has been readily nicknamed, was started as an economic measure soon after University Council approved the new women's hours proposal. "The need was so drastic," Dr. LLR maintained, "that the local suppliers could not keep up with our demand," We asked President Tom Collins for his opinion of this new development. He told us of the Committee on Rabbits, of the Committee on Pregnancies, of the Committee on Intercourse, of the Committee on Residences, of the Student Affairs Council of Faculty Senate, Recommendations "The cost of importing these " I have asked Central Council rabbits was higher than the ex- and Faculty Senate for recommenpense of raising our own," Dr, dations for appointment to this comLLR explained. Dr. LLR went on mlttee, which, when selected, will to tell us how these rabbits were work out a proposal as to what my used in certain laboratory exper- opinion should be," said Collins, iments, bemoaning the high mor'Collins continued, " A s soon a s tallty rate among them. the proposal passes all of the aforementioned groups it must be ratified Type ot Experiment by Central Council, LAAC, all dorm When asked as to the type of ex- governments, I n t e r - F r a t e r n i t y perlment the rabbits were used In, Council, the Sociology Department, the good doctor giggled a little, the Committee to End the War in blushed, and offered us a bottle of Vietnam, Forum of Politics, Comcepacol. munications Council, the Security The current problem now is that Force, Freedom Council, my mother the rablts do not breed fast enough and the Education Building Janlfor the Infirmary's purposes. To t o r s . " alleviate this strain an arrange"When this Is accomplished, It ment has been worked out with the will be submitted to the University Biology Department to give the Council, and, If approved, I will nurses first dibs on the frogs, appeal to the gods, who, through Asked what other measures were Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, being taken to meet the current will also pass judgment. Assuming situation, Dr. LLR showed us the the proposal Is still active, a letter huge supply of penicillin the Inflr- will be sent to all students, parents mary has stockpiled to head off and alumni stating my Intention to another anticipated crisis. form an opinion." Early Problem One of the early problems that arose was the financial backing of the Infirmary projects. President Tom Collins just announced that the 19 50 budget was recently worked out and Dr. Little Red Riding felt that she could not wait for the 1907 budget. This problem was alleviated by a joint effort of the Tom Sawyer Mo- Keep Reading "If, after a three months waiting period, no more than two protests are lodged, the proposal will then become my official opinion. Check back with me in 10 years." Faculty-Student Association announced also that they will start their own farm where they will raise sheep for the purpose of obtaining lamb skin. GRACIELA GARCIA In her new dress that the bought with the money that the students of Albany State tent to her. She Is the (aster child of the ASP.