STATE C O L L E G E N E W S , PAGE 6 Cabinet: FRIDAY, MAY 2, 1958 Col lege Reduces I Traditions, Frosh Weekend Gym Program Stimulate Cabinet Discussion For Freshmen By DAVID FOTHERINGHAM T r a d i t i o n s and Rivalry were t h e topics discussed a t the meeting of t h e C a b i n e t with t h e A d m i n i s t r a tion last Monday. Connie Olivo grave h e r report o n the present plans for next year's Freshman Weekend, which promises to be a very effective program. B o t h men and women will be on Campus, and all 650 frosh will be there. I t is hoped t h a t t h e frosh will get t h e feeling of t h e m a n y traditions while t h e weekend progresses. Rivalry How Rivalry c a n keep the ball rolling is still the unanswered question. First of all, w h a t are t r a d i tions? Is rivalry p a r t of traditions or is it something completely different? C a n the new Rivalry plan r e organize a n d interest the freshmen? Traditions Don McClain as Minister of T r a d itions will now have to draw up a list of traditions as they now exist a t S t a t e . It was suggested t h a t some new traditions could be started to give new life to our traditions. But, there m u s t be m a n y old traditions lying a r o u n d t h a t we don't know about or trouble ourselves to learn. T h e r e are m a n y subtle traditions, such as the proper way to address professors. All of these points led the C a b i n e t to t h e conclusion t h a t it m u s t learn these things a n d pass t h e m on to t h e upperclassmen before it c a n expert the freshmen to pick t h e m up. Socializing At S t a t e T h e P r o g r a m of Rivalry brought up m a n y questions. How many d a n : e s should be held during Rivalry? Is d a n c i n g such a good instrum e n t for meeting people and d e veloping class spirit? I t still m u s t be decided when the Beanie Ball will be held. And Rivalry Again . . . Is t h e K a n g a r o o Court a good idea? C a n such a creation, even in a n informal setting, keep the fresh- m e n support, or should it j u s t be a n all out three-week c a m p a i g n by t h e Sophomores? Of course, this is t h e essential element in a n y Rivalry program . . . t h e upperclassmen m u s t support this p r o g r a m a n d keep a positive a t t i t u d e , a n d keep t h e l r e s h m e n jumping, o r t h e whole t h i n g will fail as i t did this year. After all, it's only t h r e e weeks long. T h a t should be long e n o u g h to m e e t the frosh without developing a Rivalry of bitterness r a t h e r t h a n one of friendliness. Religious Clubs Slote Activities C h a r m i n g Club h a s scheduled a meeting S u n d a y evening a t 7 p.m. in C h a r m i n g Hall of the U n i t a r i a n C h u r c h (across W a s h i n g t o n Avenue from D r a p e r A n n e x ) . Dr. J o s e p h R. Sander, Executive S e c r e t a r y of the S t a t e Board of E x a m i n e r s of Psychologists, will speak on "The P h i l osophy of H u m a n i s m . " At 8 p.m. t h e group will p a r t i c i p a t e in a m e e t ing of t h e Albany H u m a n i s t C h a p ter, Albert Camus's book " T h e F a l l " will be discussed. Hillel A lox and bagel breakfast is p l a n n e d for S u n d a y m o r n i n g , a n nounced Amelia Podber '59, P r e s i dent of Hillel. T h e b r e a k f a s t will be held a t Ohav Sholom Synagogue •rom 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. I t will comm e m o r a t e Israel's t e n t h a n n i v e r sary. I n t e r - V a r s i t y Christian Fellowship Inter-Varsity C h r i s t i a n Fellowship will meet T h u r s d a y in B r u b a c h e r Hall a t 7:30 p.m. This meeting will be u n d e r the direction of Ellen McLaughlin '58. Miss J a n e t Traver, a bio-chemist a t S t e r l i n g - W i n t h r o p Research Institute, will speak on the topic of "The Tabernacle." Bv DAVID FELDMAN Here is a little p e r t i n e n t piece stay . . . Oh well, apologies to those of information from t h e Bucknel- who read newspapers for news, but lian, "A w h a l e b r e a t h e s t h r o u g h the a job is a job. top of its h e a d . " S o r t a m a k e s you All freshmen should be delighted stop and think. to learn of t h e decision from Oscar From t h e s a m e p a p e r : "Whoever B. Lanford, D e a n of the College, said 'gasoline a n d alcohol d o n ' t concerning p h y s i c a l education mix?' He m u s t h a v e been real courses. stupid. W h o would p o u r alcohol in No Soph Classes his gas t a n k ? " Yeah, a t a t least $3.75 I t will b e impossible t o offer a fifth. Pi G a m m a Mu, Social Studies S o p h o m o r e physical education courses n e x t year because if limitThis is a little n o t e from The Honor Society, will hold its initiaations of both staff a n d facilities. H.-acon, Lansing-burgh High paper. tion banquet Tuesday, according to Therefore t h e requirement for the "A T e x a n visiting A u s t r a l i a saw a Robert Kopecek '58, President. T h e Class of 1961 will consist of two kangaroo for t h e first time and banquet will take place at the Unisemesters of physical education if drawled, 'Ah'll g r a n t you one thing versity Club a t 6:30 p.m. satisfactorily completed. lor sure; your g r a s s h o p p e r s are big- Tickets J u n i o r s Exempt ger t h a n o u r s ' ! " P r e t t y cute for Tickets can be purchased from S t u d e n t s i n t h e present J u n i o r high school kids, h u h ? Well I M a r g a r e t McNeill '58. Treasurer, or class who have not completed r e - t h o u g h t so. from C a t h e r i n e Newbold, Assistant quired courses in Sophomore gym as And finally, h e r e is a late scoop! Professor of History. T h e price of of y e t will be excused from it. HowGene Cassidy, R a r y Fitzpatrick's t h e tickets are $3.00. New members ever they m u s t have completed two fiance (she s a y s ) , from Union, should pick up their tickets a t Miss semesters of f r e s h m a n physical ed- (College, t h a t is) h a s recently been Newbold's ofiice. ucation unless excused by the Med- elected t h e P r e s i d e n t of t h e S t u d e n t Morris Berger, Associate Profesical Office or as a result of veterans' Body there. S h e said t h a t I had to sor of Education, will be the main s t a t u s before g r a d u a t i o n . put this in the p a p e r a n d after all speaker. After d i n n e r new m e m No s t a t e m e n t c a n be m a d e for she is the editor a n d if I w a n t to bers will be formally initiated. m e m b e r s of the Class of 1960 who have not completed Sophomore gym except t h a t these s t u d e n t s will not be able to take these courses next year. Honor Society Plans Banquet CommutersClub Picnics In Park C o m m u t e r s ' Club is p l a n n i n g a picnic a t T h a c h e r Park, Sunday, May 18. This will be their m a i n spring event, a n n o u n c e s Michael DeBonis '59, President. C h a i r m a n of the affair is P a u l i n e O a t h o u t '61. T h e cost, one dollar, covers food. Car Pools T r a n s p o r t a t i o n will be provided in t h e form of car pools. T h e y will leave a t 1 p.m. from Albany, Schenectady, a n d Troy. Committees S i g n - u p s h e e t s for working on committees are posted on the club bulletin board. *m p6*uHf 0ae* Vke CxcJtanye SUMMER DAY GAMP JOBS AVAILABLE Director of Swimming: Camp Experience and Red Cross Instructor Certificate Required. Arts and Crafts Director: College Senior or Graduate only. Camp Experience Required. SENIOR COUNSELORS Apply to: THE JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER 111 Nash Avenue, Albany Phone 3-3183 SUPER-WINSTON PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS A&APTED FROM THE A/Otfl Hie One That \Gfot Away '"CSS""11 State College News A L B A N Y . N E W YORK, Z-463 By JOSEPH SZAREK U L. ' -* College. If the curious desire proof, all they need do is go This may be a d i s a p p o i n t m e n t to we challenge the Senate to keep the Corsages, favors and late p e n n l s some of our readers, but this week results a secret: . . . yes, Virginia. 5>on are In ordei once again Alp ha we shall return to a n old tradition .here will be a MUD skit . . . both P> Ahjfoa Imterrlity is celeb, atlng on the 8Uta r ^ N « ^ o « t oi Myskanias w,n be there . reporting lirst, and then comment- ing on the situation. ii „,v « „ „ « . acuity to P a g e Hall tonight at 8 p.m. There the Music Council j j p r e s e n t jts A n n u a l S p r i n g C o n c e r t , a c c o r d i n g to Bai'M c G o U g h '53, President. wi Weekend. instructors to Direct Evening will oe tneie, out 101 tne i n s t time, » i u i n n i Meeting mi * • J .i J- A- * «~n_ i i-ir.ii not on stage . . . yes. Ro. we did * l u i n n i '" iei '»e The concert is under the direction ol Charles F. Stokes, r e n t o u r t,al)S i,nd sowns. so win Tomorrow at 12 p.m. the return- p r o f e s s o r of Music; a n d Karl A. B. Peterson, Associate Money .Money, Money M u g c | y gf m , W Q r k i nE d u c n _ i I l g a l t m n i will be welcomed back P r n f p c < s n v nt- M i , « i p In the spring, a young S e n a t o r s ^ ( j n 0 2 , , fraternity - T l O i e s s O l 01 M U S I C . w i t h a l u n c h e o n a Ll h e fancy t u r n s lightly to t h o u g h t s ol . , Io,lln_. house. At 2 p.m. a meeting for the A l l I n v i t e d T o A t t e n d r S : t t « " a t e m £ ^^rai^the C a m p u s Commission rules were »lumni and the brothers will be S t a t e College S t u d e n t s , their friends foreign students twenty-five' dollars read and approved. That's nice, but neld - and the general Albany public are invited to attend the Spring Concert for a dance they p l a n ' t o hold May they'll neve, work! Formal At Normanside a s t h e g u e s t s of M u s i c C o u n c i l . lli ,,'. . -, r, A fnrnvil dinner mil dunce will P r o g r a m Announced Economics 3 s t u d e n t s on the SenWe will have new Identification A o n n . d i n . id d. mce v. I D^^'.ysnr T h e program fcr the evening of ate will have their t u r n very shortly. Cards next year, u n l a m i n a t e d and £e » « d ^ N w m a n s de Lou Uj ^JQy^^ KeCC VeS music is as follows: lu J SA organization budgets are now in with no pictures. Distribution will ^ - u i n m i win uegn ai I p.m ^ »- " •* » * > - * - > - 1 r * . ~ the h i n d s of various sub-commit- still be a problem. Where, oh where. Following t l ^ d i n n e r the new ol. . . . P R O G R A M tees of Finance Committee. Looks is dear old S t u d e n t Board of F i n - " « r s of the fraternity will be a n - CQ IJfY)HlO PT/ ZC M a r c h Slave -•."••--• Tchaikowsky ,-. ol Ji I n„ „. „ ,. „.in „,. .,„,„•; nounced. At 9 p.m. dancing, with \m*\JIU 111 UI\J I I I A . V. T h r e e Modern Moods .. Harry Sosnik like S t u d e n t Tax next year will av- anc c> . * e r a s e somewhere around U e n t y hla bund, will be held! Chaperones C n r C / r c * D / r i r P T a n g o Chino seven dollais. i r^r\n Thn/1 + rC* for t h e evening will be, Edward P. l U l I / / 0 / r / U L C Turquoise Waltz Camp Chatter Ml CI lU I IICU/ I CT Cowley, Assistant Professor of Art, p| t ,, n v l t HpW jrrtitnr in rhlef Ballet Parisien Offenbach M Also in line with budgets, it is M a i j F t / p a U l k^ E d i t o i - i n - C l o v e r t u r e - Waltz - Galop d R o b e r t c L u ll d A s s l s t a n t th c Wal plainly evident t h a t there are ru.nb- Q I C +. . J ^ ^ +^ Professor of M a t h e m a t i c s . Women " ' . . ^ ' £ ^ ^ ' J ^ d t z - Finale lings among the S e n a t o r s over dear ^QQ^S JlUUentS will have 2 a.m. hours for the event. ; ' " \ e ^ , ^ ^ 1 re critical a t Orchestra old Dipp.kill. An open hearing on ^ W W ^ I U U I . 1 ^ a n d second place c n t i c a l a t lst m the Camp Board Budget will be held • Picnic At T h a c h e r £ a w a r d s Horn the Columbia Preludes) Liszt next Friday a t 1 p.m. in Page Hall f Q ( P rr\H UCt \OnS At 11 a.m. a picnic is scheduled f t * a a a s l i c P ^ s s Association and the ^ .Schumann Let's see some ol you Commons and I VI riUUUK.IIUIIO ^f"= Collegiate P.ess, lespec- T L o v e T h e e Ul b(j h e l d a l T h a ' c h e r P a l . k . R , l r e s h Grieg cafeteria folks up on your soapbox s u m m e r merits will be provided. First Semester Awards Women's Chorus T n e g t a t e C o l l e y e M.ena for this o n e ! ! ! T h e a t r e is now accepting applica. T h » 0 ».»r,i« , W o i » w i h» iii» , » u , t Soldiers' Chorus from Film Folk tions from t h e S t a t e College stuWilliam Bird '59, Social C h a i r T h e a w a . d s eceived by t h e news, . p ^ r Qmnud Our little Cecil B. DeMille's, I n - d e n l , s , according to Paul Bruce P e t - mun, Is in eharge ol the entire papei ea 1lei in t n t week tovei em T ) ) e B c U . M a n Forsyth ternational Film Group, gave a U t , Associate Professor of English weekend. Assisting him a r e : Lloyd " o n a 1^WlfclKa d u n n g tne Hist S i u F e v e r Andrews cinemascopic reading of their new a ] l d Director ol Arena T h e a t r e . Murdock and Charles Newman, J u n - ^ ' " ^ ol this yeai, unde t , e coTh(j s t a t c s m e n constitution - w i t h stereophonic iors, and J a m e s Dougherty and e a l t o i s h i p u M a n Dettmei and INTFKMISSION t sound naturally To get more to A r e » a Courses K e i t h Kempton, freshmen. J o s e p h Szarek, Seniors. INILKMISSION ^Z ,;,i fl , I v ' w m , , , • • , , T h i s .summer the Arena T h e a t r e Schools of Education R a t i n g Waters Ripple and Flow v ••' . ' n o hndu f ,' •„ za i» "fiering two courses to interestT h e first place awarded by CoiCzecho-Slovak Folksong). Taylor in' n'ul r th "SA C o r s t k u t i o n i n - t'd students. They may also work C I £L lumbla is in the schools of educa- Sea Moods Tyson n I itvvor H . d with the A r e n a ' o n a non-credit SODllS h TOSH tion category. CSPA considers con- Kitty of Colra.ne d l C b e o n e o ' t n e e7t i i Z h have - s i s . S t u d e n t s may lake one or ^ h " ' * ' ' ' " * " t e n t , writing and editing, m a k e - u p 'Traditional I r i ^ , ... Scott u n d ,,,,M,.,,»H i „ o f . l t » rv,u..pp hire both ol these courses. r» / I I r\ ' ' general considerations m deChoralettes appened l » S t u t t College ..met VflPilll P P/m/f t e n n i n i n g its rating. Out ol a pos- Quintet in G Minor. they ve been around. Applications jCfltJUU/e rlLfllL s.ble m a x i m u m of one thousand Allegr, Mozart Rivalry F a r m Application blanks may be obtain, , , „ Herbert Howard, T h o m a s Norton. N S T h e Rivalry bill came up again, ed m Draper 105. the S u m m e r Ses,Yt, " * , " " , " ' ^ ' , ' i.jved 857 uolnts ( Leon Sterle, Christine Berkey, , ... i, ,, i ,, ,, ,,. , , ,,, „i'fi,„r ii,,, Diiiiiuir'ir't n i i i r f planning combined class pie- ' ' " i i O-M POUILS. ,,,.,,, ... . , and a l t e r >ome discussion, it wast .- ions ollice. the Registi.u s Olflct. h Editorials a|)pearing in the paper William Kleuihomer decided to have a Fed. or Kangaroo, and in Pe tit's oll.ee. Richardson « , ' Mu> 17 , n 10 a n r o p I y gtr|n Ensemb||. or Penguin Court included in the 289. T h e "General I n l o r m a t i o n a n - ^ 1 , ' ' n " H ' " K l l u ' J 1 K l l s " n l > , ,.,„ A w a | . ( i i n d k . a l i n „ t h a l U l , , v Creator ol the S t a r s lh n l Rivalry program next year. The n o u i u e m e n t lor 1958 is also avail- '•' Night Becker v . (i] . ( , ,., I H I U ( ,' l l U J b e s t l l p „ e t i n n • in Court will be comprised ol h u m a n able at tins Line in these ollices. transportation t e a c h e r s ' c o l l e g e newspapers Prayer from "Cavalleria beings, and not animals. Opportunity Buses will be provided both to ACP R a t i n g Hu.st.cana" Ma.scagni Mill) I ' is hoped t h a t a large number , m d l n j m | | u , I n competition with colleges Violin obbhgato by k i S t u d , , m s llllLSl No c m i m e i i t a r v . Just facts. ol State College s t u d e n t s will take ^ . ^ s | J t , t . ] l i c . l l l v l l r i l t h e y w a u t ,, t h r o u g h o u t the nation, the Slate Herbert S. Howard Y i n a m .Sanderson will lead the a d v a n t a g e of the opportunity t ° l i c | t . wVien thyv "buy'their tickets College News received a second How Lovely Are the Messengers procession . . class speakers to be work with one of the area's major . . . . place r a t i n g Iroin the Associated "'om "-'t. P a u l " ^ Mendelssohn elected next week by S e n a t e . . . .summer Arena T h e a t r e s . Rosalie Walsh '(it) is heading the Collegiate Press, T h e newspaper is Collegiate Singers Sophomore c . m m i t t e e s which are ruled with other colleges having a Onward, Ye Peoples! Sibelius . | . . a taking cure of refreshments and two to lour thousand student enFestival Chorus and Orchestra Ii w.skl, ftlHSlON-SAUM XLIK NO. 14 s^ Alpha Pi Alpha Performance To Take Place Senate Passes "Ped" Court, s / a f e s Annuaj \n p a g e H a | | Auditorium Campus Commission Rules Spring Weekend , w i S ^ ™ n y ° ! *%££ & ^ M 1 . 5 OOtfOnH t»VrflVv*IIV4 Senior Week announced Ronald Alexander P n s u l i n l (ii lieral C h a i r m a n for tile llu,) u n k in he sp'iit by lhe Class ol Itlali at HI.lie College is Warren I ii oh.i,II. Vice-President H a n . | U ,.( 1 hui sil.i'. e\einng. Seniors will coo re,oilr at Jack's Restaiirald lor He i la , ii,in |iiei ' l h e all'air, under Ihe II ,IIIIII..ii,hip ol Lorraine Koz- MATES, OtG THAT NEW CRUSH-PROPf SOX P"4 VOL. 1958 Music Council Presents Annual Spring Concert Tonight; Statesmen, Collegiate Singers, Choralettes To Perform W H . J . R E r N O L D S TOBACCO CO., FRIDAY. MAY 9 . will transportation. Frosh, under Donald Donato '01, are handling publicity and tickets. Publicity is being done by Heidi Berbary, Judy Clot'gh, and the girls of Partridge House. f • 'he MgagMWMBWMriMfeMM| liege BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^ At it p m . . the traditional Senior ^BBBBBBBTaBBBBBBBBBmaBl 'I i.rchnigh: Skit will be held in Page Hull under tile general co-ehall'nialishlp ol Marilyn Leach and Hii liui'il Hal lliiiloiiK w 'lurch Ceremonies ' l h e Class ol 1058 will lorinally oe inducted into the Alumni Assoelation ol the College following lhe $1.50 II her Senior Week will be on ; ,ale in l.owei Draper beginning T u e s d a \ , Mn) 27 lj.,11 Th;' annual Senior Hall will be heal thi' following evening, Friday, at the Aurania Club. Bids ure priced ill $3.01) per couple, und dance m u s i : will be lurnished by Francis Miirjihy and his Orchestra from 10 until 2 a m. T o I \J 'lhe Inflll/Hf^ I I I v l U v J v H W!l! I ^^*\ Draiicr H Hall under direction ol Leonard Friedluiider, Presidenl ol the Alumin A.ssoclutlon Hullj Hurler, Class Songleiider. will conduct the Seniors hi the singing ul the traditional Torch Night sun.ss Coniiucucenient Sun.lay. Seniors and their guests will a t t e n d a b r e a k l a s t in the main dining room at Hrubacher Hall. AI a m , Coinmencemenf Exercises on ^^^>, uw^______ *flj| • ^W . J* # ^ t ^ ^ T • ,.' & >*' i ^ R *) BBF II ? ^ t I W I w " in lollmenl T h i s ; ear, the News was rated by G u n t h D. Hiebert, columnist and i, rmer assistant City Editor of the St. Paul Dispatch. ' aaaaaaBk. '^^8 i Bfe/.XaBaBBBBBt - ^- '<<m'°4BBlHaiH""IBHHB ^^____^^9 BLniiS^^ll f ^i«aB«aB«BB ta^^^^^^^m Jm • ML • .^^I^I^I^I^I^B ' m ^ /,,dal \ B Accompanists For Evening '1 he accompanists for the evening a r e : B a r b a r a Sampler, Marceline Waggoner, and George Harris, J u n lors. g^B "ak^l * BK. * •BBBBBBBBkWBBBBBBBBBBBBBmM *frm>\ fc," •BBBBBt •« *• • ••i • k^ B k ^ ^S • w* - i •aBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBV ^alaaBBBr' t the Palace T h e a t r e . ^ ^ JjlM M *CaQaaV 3::i0 p.m., President and Mrs. ColAlexander a n n o u n c e s t h a t grudulins will hold u reception in the ution tickets will be distributed to ONE AND TWO AND THREE • • • T h e S t a t e Cullege orchestra rehearses for Music Council's Annual Brubiicher Lower Lounge for Sen- class members in the near future. Spring Concert. Lawrence Weill says It's wonderful. (Mrs. Welk lives at 292 State Street in Albany.) STATE PAGE 2 The Last Blast... STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY. MAY 9, 1958 Notice Cigarettes are piling up in the ashtray . . . what do you say to the readers of the State College News in your J a n e t Hood, College Physician, last editorial? . . . do you review the events t h a t have a n n o u n c e s t h a t there are approximately 170 Juniors who have n o t occurred at State since you were a freshman in 1954? . . . had their physical examinations or do you write a philosophical critique of your own college this year. No J u n i o r will be allowed to do career? . . . You light another cigarette. practice teaching unless he h a s Do you get up from your desk in the corner, walk his hud the examination. over to the file cabinet and pick up past issues of the J u n i o r s can make an a p p o i n t m e n t paper in hopes of getting an idea for this, your last edi- in the Medical Office immediately. torial? . . . or do you still want to write t h a t editorial ask- If they fail to do so they m u s t h a v e an examination from their private ing why the Cabinet legislates and the Senate rubber- physicians a t their own expense. stamps? . . . You light another cigarette. And then something horrible happens to you! You realize you're smoking your last cigarette . . . you've put it off long enough . . . you have to write something, and By Barbagelata & Gebhardt it has to be your best. Not only have you smoked all of your cigarettes, but you've also missed a deadline. The A look to the left, we turn back fast, look to the right, we'd like to blast, staff drifts out of the News office, but before they leave, A But Rary says no, there's no room Who cares if nobody likes our p a p e r ? We got a first place rating: you manage to grub three more cigarettes. . . . for debate, You make a decision. Since you have no topic, you So write on confusing Common —Alfred E. Neuman decide to just write anything that comes into your head. State. No profound writing . . . just write the thoughts that are STRAND Macabre — All people with bad whirling in your head as fast as the smoke is rising from hearts, consumption, diabetes and 'O-ttlMOH el the cigarette dangling in your mouth. . . . tired blood are warned not to see this movie. This is enough to make You're all set to write. You're interrupted. Dukene By SEYMOUR a n d CAFARO the A's beat the B's into the blood Zervas, another editor on campus, walks in. She reads your stream. In our opinion it is nothing first page, and offers this comment . . . "Who knows, it more t h a n a cheap Hollywood trick, Familiarity breeds contempt—and children. Mark Twain might be a fitting end to four years at State College." designed to compete with the late, show. READING, W R I T I N G , AND A RAFT OF MISTAKES—LIBRARY . .. she might be right. . . don't say anything . . . probably late LELAND While trying to stand the s t r a n g e stench of stain and wondering the best thing to do. The Long Haul — D i a n a Dors is about the screams from the stacks—Shades of Blackboard Jungle- we But you can't . . . you've been bitten by the journalism back in town with another class devised this m a p t h a t is guaranteed to unlock the library's treasure:bug, and you won't quit . . . you get back to your thoughts Z sex-opera. "Send this girl to W i t h it, you will be able to discover just, how to heist Hawley. Second flop is Escape "Proceed from upper floor down spiral staircase. Surviving this, take again, and finally you write them . . . but first, you light Dippi-kill". From San Quentin. T h e escape one 10-foot window pole and vault across balcony, landing in front ol another cigarette. scenes for this flick were actually new selves. Proceed to desk where there a r e various and sun-dry librariTHE COLLEGE CAMP: Talk of trying to sell it is filmed in Milne during change of ans. Wait while a librarian spins circular Tile. If three "Overdues" conic up, you hit jackpot and she will try to find desired book. T h r e e years gathering momentum . . . you are inclined to agree with classes. later, she will return to tell you t h a t t i t It is being bound. i2i It, is the would-be-sellers . . . of course, if we could borrow money PALACE T h e Long Hot Summer—You saw being found, t3> It has been stolen by one of the other librarians. . 4 and build it up in one fell swoop, it would probably be Peyton Place go to hell, well go I t is being unbound. Or she may not like your sunny lace, sonny b' a different story . . . basic problem: no interest. South and see a repetition of the cause you made the 3-ring sign when she said "What'll you have?'' In MYSKANIA: People have been poking a little fun at same plot. Starring Academy award t h a t case, she simply will not give you t h e book. Proceed to S t a t e Ed fur J o a n n e Woodward and Paul results." the body of thirteen lately. Let 'em, Myskies, people always winner Newman (no relation to Alfred E.i. ADS O F THE WEEK poke fun at something they don't understand. Some of j a n e Powell and cliff Robertson We've noticed t h a t " A p a r t m e n t H u n t i n g " seems to be the problem the very people who are so interested in building up our romp through a pacific paradise, of the day, so if you choose to play h u n t e r or huntress, here are some in t n e s e c o n d t r i t e traditions are among the jokers. What is a tradition? dution, The GUM Most technicolor pro helpful ads. . . . Everything reasonable but the landlord; 23rd .Street Likely????? Two funfurnished rooms. Adults only! Two roms near school, all home It's Minerva, and it's Myskania . . . incidentally, how do TELEVISION privileges, with widow! Would you like to have a young teacher bunk you legislate on tradition? Unannounced by the Gillette Peo- with you for 3 months? A p a r t m e n t preferred Phone after (i1 STUDENT GOVERNMENT: Lately synonymous with ple the Wednesday night fight was IT'S A LONG, LONG TIME . . . a t Brubacher Lower Arena. . . . From May to November, t h a t is. Isn't it a s h a m e that a l m the word Cabinet. Senators, you are the policymakers. .staged Be sure to tune in next week, t h e h a v e to suffer because a rule dating from H a m m u r a b i ' s Code is hit You are elected by SA. The Cabinet is not. main attraction may feature your lying around to be unnecessarily and unjustly used! T h i s code ;-tit in AMIA: Don't sweat it. Trouble with AMIA and its roommate. cuneiform was m a d e long before S t a t e s t u d e n t s were forced to becoiix inventory is nothing unusual. Say, this might be tradition. To end this year on a final note s e m i - c o m m u t e r s and live in a p a r t m e n t s . Therefore, it should've gum we would like to add this P.S. Girls, out with card-playing on Sunday and other Blue Laws. RESIDENCE COUNCIL RULES: No comment. be the first in your block to own a Not only is this an archaic article, it. is a rule completely disobevo: STATE UNIVERSITY: A President and a central cam- real live movie critic. or merely not. known. Of course, most s t u d e n t s haven't used "it in war: pus for our "animal without a head." When compared to off-campus fiat weekends, going to apartment.- i strictly tame. But. still, the former is allowed Let's nut, be more liyjx MISS NEW YORK STATE: Congratulations now, and critical t h a n necessary! Even if a girl goes home-home, technicall'. once again when you get to Atlantic City! she still cannot go into an a p a r t m e n t . Obviously, the letter ol ti.' THE ADMINISTRATION: A new bottle of Bufferin, law needs changing, maybe even the spirit of the law. II is impractical and a better understanding from the student body. Miice every girl leaving a dorm cannot be followed, and it is uitlaii Dear Editor: THE STATE COLLEGE NEWS: A telephone, some I ardi n me for stepping out of It is HID hue now to lock the barndoor, but u is not too late to ,.u t h a t no more horsos are led oil to ••Solitary s t a b l e " . Let's wake u;. new fiourescent lights, a bigger staff, free cigarettes, and i;ie, but I have a bit of donkey dust an I change! ."or p .i.iiciitiun, I would juH like to an office in the WT. i 1 Mr i i) a .slate,tit nl mad,' in the DID VOl EVER REALIZE THAT FRATERNITIES, SORORITIES: Something b e t t e r April 2:i, 1958 issue of the News in Our very own Draper Hall houses the only square rotunda e\ei iclerence to who til•• most famous rotunded. While you're mulling over t h a t a r c h i t e c t u r a l atrocity, UIUM than Winterlude, and money. HA. President was. After due con- with us for a moment over our second feature peristyles beneath pen SENIORS: What a weekend that one is going to be! and buried somewhere amid these s u b t e r r a n e a n tunnels i sideration, many people feel t h a t styles You really didn't say much, you know . . . somebody our current "behind the scenes" re- S t a t e ' s glossiest, tradition friendliness. Now. the Rotunda may nimbi else could have done better . . . but don't change it . . . end porter or the S.A. Senate has e a r n - and the peristyles may perish, bill w h a t of the last heretofore inei item? Do we trade infantile barbarism tor traditional civih/i it with something sensational . . . something you really ed more lame than Chuck Beckwith. tioned After serving in government for eorrtesies? tBut as sombudy said . . . T h e r e BOOK bum e\ei want to say more than anything else right now t i m e years, "without making too minute.i Anybody got a cigarette? J.A.S. many mistakes," the noted Presi- STAND I I ' AND CHEER—MIRIAM'S IIERI - Stati Co-?ntnunicatiatt£ dent then turned to journalism, is now "winning friends and influencing people" by the baker's dozen. STATE COLLEGE NEWS Last year there was a Senate. T h a t S e n a t e also met in Brubacher. ESTABLISHED MAY 1916 Id h a r d Hinek, or was it Kendall, was President. Only .Senators could BY T H E C L A S S O F 1918 speak. Quotas were established for elections. And then they were esFirst Place CSPA Second Place ACP tablished again Maybe the colMay 0, lOoB Vol X L I I I No 14 umnist" will clue lite student butty Ml.iy ached Monlii in i,n just what he i, ti\ nig in say M e m b e r s ol till' NEWS -.tul! illtl We A.i ; Fit/.|i,ilrlrk from l i o II |i in m 2-3326, Ext a-7ii:«i. Kumrif Kvery;,ody else says sunn I lung. Hi lunii; He is tunny Unite College Tin; undergraduate ol the New York fur T e a c h e r s . tolumiiK are nuws|>apiCollege is our legislative body imljliihril every Friday year U) the N E W S Board lor the Bludeni .Senate 111 till: Aatioclatlun H ;iielliite.s It is tunny iSoinellliies Kclltiir-ln-Clili-l MAUY MT/.I'ATHICK i pusses important bills Oltenti'iies Executive Co-Editor MAKIK DK'JTMEH these bills never appeal in our papE x e c u t i v e Co-Editor JOSEPH SZAltKK M a n a g i n g Editor tr. Oftentimes quite a bit of news MAItl.KNI) AOKKICM.s.N Ilunlne** A d v e r t i s i n g Editor in tor appears in our paper CAROL Al.TIC State Uuslneiih A d v e r t i s i n g C o n s u l t a n t fanANN HITCHCOCK results didn't Miss RensseAssociate Editor MAKIT JK.NTOIT-NII.SI-.N laer didn't, but Miss New York will. A s s o c i a t e Cdiloi MAKV KIXKN J O H N S O N Associate Editor 1( ih, rah, Tulip Queen candidates, JAMKS M c l l I K i l l A s s o c i a t e Edltor where are you? K I . I / A l t M T I KI'fcNCKIl • Associate Editor MONICA TKASKUS And as T h e Open Mind receives Public R e l a t i o n s Editor J O H N (JIJIKK E e a t u r c Editor lilt lines, Senate's Donkey Dust A H T f i l ' K Ht.OTNIK C o - S p o r t s Editor only gels 101. T h e fight lor space IAMKS OOI'OHKKIV Co-S|iorts Editor continues. JOHN I.KWIS - C o n s u l t a n t Spurls Editor KOIU.lt I' KAMI'F Someday reporters will be reportO K A C g KNOKIvS • • • - Circulation-Exchange Editor ers and not wait for news. I don't PHOTOGRAPHV • S l a t e College P h o t o Service have a column any more, but I have All c o m m u n i c a t i o n s s h o u l d be uridretM-'d to the e d i t o r a n d m u s t be s i g n e d . N a m e s a by-line. S e n a t e news has a bywill be w i t h h e l d on request T h e S T A T E COEI.EOE N E W S a s s u m e s n o responjilblllty lor o p i n i o n * e x p r e s s e d In Its c o l u m n s or c o m m u n i c a t i o n s , au such e x p r e s s i o n s do n o t line too. Why not give Senate news a box head column in which to necees&rlly reflect Ha view* carry its donkey dust? T h a t way the S e n a t e news would look pretty too! Robert Kampf '59 Wedged within this shifty city, Nestles our nook of knowledge Hitherto unsung completely, Now proclaimed State College, Eur une among our multitude Has reached a goal first rate, And cupped the crown thai many've wished As this year's Mis New York S t a t e 1 ? O l T i l l WEEK How tlu you read the e.\am schedule lm. FRIDAY, MAY !) Lot) p i n . Junior Class meeting D i l l . Freshman Class meeting, Pagi Hall Varsity Club meeting. :< 30 p u t Baseball game, Bleekei, S t a t e vs New P all/. Tennis Match, Washington Ave S t a l e \ s New P a l l / it DO p i n Spring Concert, Page Hull SATl'RDAV, MAY 10 10:00 a.m. Slate vs. Potsdam, Hldgelield YMCA iM p.m. state vs. WillimanUc, Rlduefleld 7:00 p i n . APA Dinner Dance SUNDAY, MAY 11 5:00 p.m. L u t h e r a n S t u d e n t Association Meeting, St. John', Church 8tUdellt Po,,OWB Oh ^ h *> | l> Meeting, Trinity Methodist MONDAY, MAY 12 M4V a i3 Beta ° 0 f f e e H ° U 1 ' ""' C1 " ' SlB " m ' , " , H " •?«ws*'v •.. S . ( ? i o r Cllit"s Meeting, Brubacher. I'RIDAY, MAY 16 TISB&AV, 1:00 p.m. Open hearing on the College Camp, Page Hall. NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 9, PAGE 1956 3 Miriam Sanderson To Represent Apartment Dweller Reports New York In Miss America Pageant C a s e o f ^ ± i i a n d l a c l y F a m e a t last has come to S t a t e College in the n a m e of Miriam Dorothy Sanderson. Last S a t u r d a y night around midnight Miriam was elected Miss New York State, o u t s h i n ing 16 other beauty queens to e n chant the pageant judges. At School Miriam is a Junior, majoring in English and minoring in Speech. Last November Miriam was one of the r u n n e r s - u p for J u n i o r P r o m Queen. A member of Beta Zeta sorority, she was also a n u m b e r of Lie Tulip Queen Court last May. Miss Rensselaer Miriam, representing Rensselaer, was .surprise;! beyond "her wildest imagination" upon winning the contest. "It's the biggest thrill of my liic," she said when last year's Miss New Yurk Slate, J a n e t C o r r i gan. placed the crown on her head. According to the judges, it was dluk'Ull to select the state's ideal girl from the five finalists. A l t e r the final phase of the pageant competition the judges announced t h a t there was a tie and t h a t each girl would have lo answer a '.surprise" question According to Miriam. I was certainly surprised when answering t h e question, tor I felt I didn't know what I was talking about," Talented Too! In the talent finals of t h e contest. Miriam, a lyric soprano, c h a r m ed t h e judges with her version in French of "Serenade" from " T h e S t u d e n t Prince." T h e pageant was based on three competitions t h a t also included swim suit ant! evening gown linals. Miriam Extends T h a n k s ! "I would like to take tins opportunity to t h a n k my friends, classmates, and professors who have extended their congratulations to me by way of h a n d clasps, letters, a n d telegrams. These good wishes h a v e been the nicest reward for winning I he Miss New York S t a t e ' title; I am deeply grateful." Allmny State Helped Miriam continues, "It may come as a surprise to some of you, but I owe the greatest part of the victory Ecclesiastics PlanAAeetings Three ol the Religious Clubs un ; tinpiis plan to hold meetings tills week Inlcr-VarsHy Christian Fellowship Sandra Kailbourne 'til. Publicilj Director ol IVCF, slates that the group will meet Thursday at 7.1f> p i n in Brubacher Hall, to go to Nui in .nski.l lo In ar Revert mi Di nui . Kiinan speak. Reverend Kinlan is the minister ol the Luudonville f u n • nullity Church. to mv training in courses hero a t Albany S t a t e . T h e majority of the wonderful girls in the p a g e a n t were a Is j from New York S t a t e Univers.ty T e a c h e r s ' Colleges. T h e various portions of the contest are a challenge as well as enjoyable. Since I owe so much to the m a n y people h e r s who have helped me, I hope t at I may do my p a r t in the future to make Albany S t a t e one of t h e most famous institutions of ' t u r n i n g in the country." Scholarship Miss New York S t a t e says t h a t she plans to use t h e $500 scholar- A p a r t m e n t dwellers a r e a hardy for obtaining her Miriam is especi- lot. They've learned to cope with a career in educa- cramped q u a r t e r s , 25c pound h a m burger, and leaky stoves. But there's speech therapy. cne t h i n g t h e college d i d n ' t w a r n Personal Feelings us about—the necessity for choosing "My personal feelings a r e mix- your land-lady carefully. ture of excitement and an ImpendWe t h o u g h t a five room a p a r t ing realization of responsibility. I m e n t with a deaf land-lady would hope to be able to live up to the be ideal. Nothing we did could title which makes me a representa- bother her. We set up housekeeping. tive of the greatest State in AmerNow you've taken my keys. Really, ica." September, Miriam leaves for A l l r n t i c City for "The Miss Amer- Candy. I h i s is too m u c h ; this is ica" finals. Lest of luck and success too much for me. from all of State College! Have you ever been awakened out t f a sound sleep at 2:30 a.m. by the two hugest cops in Albany? They apologized and all t h a t but at three in the morning the last thing you want to do is have a kaffee klatch with two of Albany's finest. We didn't mind the night sticks-• it was the ,45's. ship she received Master's Degree. ally interested in tion a n d possibly She was almost stone deaf. But she heard things. Not, real things, you u n d e r s t a n d , but things in her head. She heard wild parties after we'd been asleep for hours. One night she woke us up banging on the stairs in an effort to quiet us clown. S h e t h o u g h t we had male Loardeis. She accused us of stealing her cat. You know he likes lo go out at 3:30 a.m. sometimes. I didn't think you'll want to get up t h a t early. He's got an aliscess on his jaw a n y way. Oh, there you are, Tom. She also h e a r d us singing—Old Black Joe, Reuben, Reuben and Let Me Call You Sweethart, to cannibalistic accompaniment. 1 hen she began to talk to herself. She'd s t a r t out by reading the paper aloud, singing the articles to herself. She'd stand a t the foot ol the stairs shouting. Well, I guess she did get him to propose. I was never too anxious to gel married. (She's 80.1 But she was deaf, really deal. Like MIRIAM SANDERSON smiles the smile t h a t helped her win the the time she was talking to her coveted Miss New York State beauty contest. friend. T h e friend shouted, " T h a t ' s a nice little couch!" And t h e l a n d lady said, "Oh yes, my cat." Hcnrnm. T h e n there was the time she drained all the hot water from t h e tank a n d screeched up t h e stairs, "Dirty contemptible low life! S k u n k s ! P l a n n i n g crimes, m u r d e r at m i d n i g h t ! You taks those t r a n quilizers a n d don't t h i n k anyone else wants to rest!" We got hold of a tape recorder the other day. U n fortunately, she h a s n ' t opened her t r a p since. We think her doctor h a s given her tranquilizers. ^ WPi a;/; I> U i-« START YOUR VACATION THE SMART WAY • ;\r srM si>r ^ Travel by Train mans low fares ...no cares! PARAMOUNT F'lttSLNTS JAME5 STEWART KIM NOVAK wci _/-^ IN ALFRED HITCHCDCK'S MASTERPIECE COACH PARTY FARES save each person in your group of 25 or more 2 8 % of regular round-trip fare. j Special for Married Students j I Use The Fumily Fare Plan — wive* ride one w a y free. I.t Uii'iMii Student Association l.utneran Student Association will hold a suppei meeting Sunday at f> p in in SI J o h n ' s Lutheran C h u r c h C Mli-nl Avellile, l i l l l l o l l l l c •Luis Ague 'til. Publicity Director III Norman Johnson, Interdenominational Chaplain al Union College, will s p e a k un "All Kuads Lead lo OndV" Mrlhctllbt Student I cliiiMsliip Methodlsl Student Fellowship College Calendar CCU.LEGE will meet al 'I runty Methodist < aiurch Hundat al li p in tor a bill let stlpp i Alter thi I ullet the group will shuW the movie 'John Wesley " WONDERFUL FUN FOR EVERYONE Have a " p a i l y " while you t i a v e l l Enjoy fine f o o d . . . d e l i g h t f u l r e f i e s h in e n I s . . , h a p p y talk, Avoid w o n y about t r a f f i c congestion, highway hazards, and wealhoi conditions. Corner ONTARIO and BENSON DIAL 4-1125 FLORIST and GREENHOUSE ('ollose Florist for Years A t k your local lickul ot Navel OBOIII NOW about t h u m great money-saving, plans. VERTIGD' EASTERN RAILROADS i f I M \ \ ^ HELMORE HENRYJONES ALfREDHITCHCOCK i f f rf I & SAMUEL TAYLOR TFCHN1C0L0R* [ m I A L ULl/ULU BASID UTON lltt NOVEl WHIRS US MOMS ll< fHWIt UOILIAU AND IHOMAS NAHCEJAC MUSIC BY BtllNAHU HIHHMANN L . " . L STATE STATE COLLEGE PAGE 4 Jfaude J+cuuli c h a i r m e n for Senior b a n q u e t to be held M a y 29 a t Jack's, as follows: P r o g r a m C h a i r m e n for t h e four classes a r e P a l m a Longo '58, G r a c e Barbieri a n d Ellen Murray, Sophomores, B r e n d a Caswell '60; I r m a Tognola '59, Gifts; Frances O r g a n K a p p a Delta isciak, Invitations; Gail Rogers, K a p p a Delta initiated its officers Flowers; Leilani Schoff, Place for t h e school year 1958-1959 M o n - Cards, freshmen. day, a n n o u n c e s C h a i i o t e Norton '58, President. P h i Delta Trie sorority will hold a picnic New officers were installed a t t h e May 19 a t t h e house for their fac- Monday night meeting of P h i Delta, ulty a n d t h e families of t h e faculty. s t a t e s Patricia Gearing '58, PresiC h a i r m a n of Invitations is B a r b a r a d e n t . Dosh '60. Food C h a i r m a n is Ellen Pitzpatrick '59. Sigma Alpha T h e members of Sigma Alpha a t Psi G a m m a C h a i r m a n Linda Cross '60, of Psi tended a n a l u m n a e dinner a n d busiG a m m a , a n n o u n c e s Faculty Picnic ness meeting a t t h e Women's Club will be held a t t h e house May 18. May 3, reports Marlene F e r n e r '58. New faculty members will be pledg- I n s t a l l a t i o n of officers was held a t the Monday n i g h t meeting. ed a t this time. T h e Greeks h a d a busy week it seems, for they were either electing officers or installing them. To c h a n g e t h e pace of things several of t h e m h a d coffee hours, p l a n n e d Senior banquets, a n d faculty picnics. Initiations will be held for B a r - K a p p a B e t a bara Clapp '61 a n d Constance O r o J a m e s Loricchio '58, President of pallo '60. K a p p a Beta, states t h a t a r r a n g e m e n t s have been m a d e for a coffee Chi Sig:ma T h e t a P a t r i c i a Corcoran '58, P r e s i d e n t h o u r with Chi Sigma T h e t a a t t h e of Chi Sigma T h e t a , a n n o u n c e s t h e K a p p a Beta house Monday evening. NEWS, Hawaiian Tour State College Film Group Offers Students Schedules Next Year's Hits 30—"Que Viva Mexico" Nov. 13—"Ugetsu" Dec. 1—"Magic Horse" (Russiai Study, Travel Jan. 8—"Ntnoycha" An opportunity to earn extra credits a t t h e University of Hawaii t u m m e r session, is available a t a n economical package price for college students this summer. Economical Price The low price of $499 for 54 days includes transportation, housing, all social events, tours a n d other special activities. In addition to a c a d emic studies, there will be island (ours, Wakiki beach parties, formal dinner dances, a Pearl Harbour cruise. There will be three d e p a r t ures, J u n e 19 through J u n e 21. Directors T h e tcurs and guides will be provided under t h e direction of Dr. Edwin J. Staley, Executive Secretary of t h e California Association for Health, Physical Education, a n d Recreation. Those interested should write to Dr. Edwin J. Staley, California Teachers' Association, 693 S u t t e r Street, S a n Francisco, California. You'll have to be multi-lingual when you go to t h e foreign films t h a t will be presented next year by the I n t e r n a t i o n a l Film Group. Feb. Schedule T h e schedule is as follows: Mar. Sept. 18—"Genevieve" (British) Oct. 2—"Open City" (Italian i 16—"Drole de D r a m a " 5—"Alexander Nevsky" 19—"Murderers Among Us" 5—"Midsummer Night's Dream" 19—"Beauty and the Beasi Apr. 9—'Odd Man Out" 23—"Duck Soup" Tli e following is the program be ID resented by the State Colic Film Group: Sept. 19 -"On the Riviera" 3--"On the Waterfront" Connie Olivo a n d David You.st, Oct. 17—"Carmen Jones" Juniors, Directors of Freshman 21 "Desert Fox" Weekend, a n n o u n c e t h a t Estelle W e e k e n d Heads Disclose Officers K a u f m a n h a s been chosen to a c t as treasurer for F r e s h m a n Weekend. Marcy Van Leuvan will serve as Secretary. Both a r c Sophomores. Counselors T h e counselors lor t h e Weekend have been chosen a n d notified. If for a n y reason those chosen will not be able to a t t e n d t h e Weekend, they should contact t h e directors as soon as possible. :-.l—"Teahouse of the AUUM Moon" 7—"East of Eden" 14—"Glenn Miller Story" Dec. 5—"Seven Year Itch" Jan. 9—"Stranger on the Tram 16 "Bus Stop" Feb. 6—"Love Is a Many Splcn dc-red Tiling" 13—"Great Man" 2D- "Desk Set" 27—"Treasure of Sierra Madre" Mar. 6 -"Captain's Paradise" 13—"The Day the Earth Stood Still" Apr. 10—"The King and I" 17—"The Bad Seed" 24 -"The Solid Gold Cadiliai Nov. A 7*dute WHAT'S THE FOREMAN I N A CATCHUP FACTORY? SHARON VACHON. U OF DETROIT S(I (ICC For most S t a t e College students, t h e 1957 S t a t e Fair was over t h a t S a t u r d a y night, lint for two s t u d e n t s , it was t h e beginning. This is because State Fair h a s a two-fold purpose: having a good time a n d raising money to bring a s t u d e n t from a n o t h e r country to our college. LAST CALL FOR STICKLERS! if you haven't Stickled by now, you may never gsl the chance again! Sticklers are simple riddles with two-word r h y m i n g answers. B o t h words m u s t have t h e same number of syllables. ( D o n ' t d o drawings.) Send s t a c k s of 'em with your n a m e , address, college and class to H a p p y - J o e - L u c k y , Box 67A, M t . Vernon, N . Y . jm&pnm fiOHS WHAT IS PEANUT BUTTER? P. x3 xlMKM w//////////////< So, K a a r i n a a n d Bent, thank you for helping us learn what i n t e r n a t i o n a l friendship can be. /"**(, kwmWr C I G A R E T T E Two Classes Meet Today S GEMl#8f ROBERT ALTIEHI Sprcadablv Edihlv U OF PITTSBURGH //'////- lH \ WHAT'S A BANK'S ARMORED CAR? ''''/"/ J E I I N I M H HI i < li * l) I i n 11 WMAI IS AN INfRI Hi" I' Trill li SHIR? Last year, we were doubly fortunate—we had enough m o n o to bring two s t u d e n t s here. And so Bent Ilyldkrog a n d Kaarina Koskincn came to S l a t e College. It would not be true to sa.\ t h a t all of us have gained in friendship a n d understanding from liaving t h e m here, Many have n o t taken a d v a n t a g e of the opportunity. Some of these a r e beginning to realize w h a t they really have missed; t h e way is paved for next year. WHO WHAT'S A SENIOR DOESN'T GET LUCKIES FOR A GRADUATION PRESENT?* ( SEE PAKAGR(\PH 8CLVW ) w GRADUATION PRESENTS? You may gel a (Groan!) 6-cylinder European spuria car or a (Yawn!) 6-monl.h European vacation. These silly baubles jusl prove thai parents don't understand the college generation. What every senior really wants (C'mon now, admit it! is a generous supply of l.uckies! I.uckics, as everyone knows, are the besl-lasling cigarettes on earth. They're packed will) rich, good-lasling tobacco, loasled lo taste even bet tor. So I he senior who doesn't receive 'em is bound lo be a Sad (Irud! Why lei parents spoil commencement it only happens 'Sob! once. Tell 'em lo gift-wrap those Luekies right now! W I I A I 'j A CROUP 0 1 190 IB GIRIS WHA1 IS AN OSIRAC l / l l l Bit ' WHAI ARI A R O B O T S A J u n i o r class meeting will be held this afternoon a t 1 p.m. in Drapei 111. Don McClain '58, President a n n o u n c e s t h a t final plans fur the J u n i o r class ban<|uct will be mail' at t h e meeting. The ring salesman will be ,ii tin i'i liege on May 22 in Lower Drap i J u n i o r s should pay t h e linlaiii e i il their rings at, this tinit• F r e s h m a n ( h i s s .Meeting 1 )i 'k Robinson '(il, President an liotlliccs II.at there Will lie a Iresh mail class ineel win this alii i lio'iii al I p III 111 P a g e II,ill *JUe Open Mind Bv ART P L O T N I K Today m a r k s t h e very probable end of a l a n d m a r k a t S t a t e College. This is t h e last "Open Mind" you will ever read, for I a m quite t h r o u g h with it, a n d I would p u t a quick stop to a n y lesser person with t h e audiu'ity to take my place. Todny I a m writing about you— a n d m e . I t would be foolish of you not to read t h e entire column. Etate College is a n unusual place admirable academically-- b u t with a n unusual personality. As any s t u dent talks with you, he will tell you that except for you a n d him, there isn't a person worth expectorating i p o n in t h e entire school. I've spoken with m a n y people other t h a n 'you and h i m " and strangely enough, they do consider themselves, at t h e very least, a worthy target, of expectoration. Where, oh where, I say. a r e t h e unworthy ones? I've yet to h e a r anyone say, "Yes, 1 a m i n e of those who make S t a t e College miserable." I t is little wonder, then, t h a t when I count t h e people here I get two-thousand, and yet when I count faces I get twice t h a t number. :.Ahru DKADSHAW COLORADO 6TATI Heavy Neuy li M l HA HA I't I I O W , /.<mr Drone [If PAUW DON GUTHRIE ij OF WICHITA Tin Km THE BEST-TASTING CIGARETTE YOU EVER SMOKED! 104. T. Ct-t Product of isn* Jv»wu»am PAGE S FRIDAY, MAY 9 , 1 9 5 8 Jvvtuteo-Kvnuiwruf Democrats Plan Summer Institute At Syracuse U. £*cAaHfe By ALEXANDER CAPASSO Lexicography h a s been a t a l e n t chased a new suit of a r m o r which t h a t h a s b r o u g h t much of t h e h u m - was greatly a d m i r e d by t h e m e m or into this weary old world. I t bers of t h e Round Table a n d especlseems t h a t everybody h a s h i s own ally K i n g A r t h u r . "Launce," h e a s k particular way of defining terms ed, "how m u c h d i d you p a y for t h e to suit h i s own needs a n d m i n y a s u i t ? " " T h r e e cents a n ounce," r e smile h a s been t h e result of a n e a t - plied t h e knight. " I s n ' t t h a t e x p e n ly worded definition. slve?", asked t h e sovereign. " O h n o , " Even when Samuel J o h n s o n first replied Launcelot, "this is first-class brought o u t h i s dictionary m a n y of mail." T h e other p u n refers to a r m o r his definitions were n o t exactly of the s t a n d a r d variety. We h a v e seme also. A midget came to a costume p a r t y definitions t h a t have ample application a m o n g t h e students a t old Ni- dressed in a suit of a r m o r a n d r i d ing a huge G r e a t D a n e . Not having agara University. Egotist — a conceited fool who an invitation h e was summarily u s h thinks h e knows as much as you do. ered to t h e exit b u t t h e host r e l e n t T a c t — w h a t a guy h a s w h e n h e ed a n d permitted t h e midget to stay won't c h a n g e his mind, b u t c a n after t h e midget h a d inquired— •BUT SIR, Y O U W O U L D N ' T change t h e subject. P a r e n t — t h e kin you love to touch. T U R N A K N I G H T O U T O N A D O G Chivalry—the a t t i t u d e of a col- L I K E T H I S ? ' " G e t t h e Point! lege boy to someone else's steady. Don't ask m e for a fountain pen, Tomorrow—today's greatest laborI h a v e n ' t got one. saving device. Or a m a t c h , Pedestrian—a m a n whose son beat ( T h a t ' s a h o t one!) him to the garage. Don't a s k m e for a s t a m p , Balanced Budget—when t h e days Or t h e time, of t h e m o n t h a n d your money r u n Or two nickels out a t t h e same time. For a dime. Again from N, U. Before our friendship "We made a trip to Europe during Ends in woe, the Easter vacation and were fortuI think perhaps n a t e enough to pick up a few puns It's best you know from avid column readers who were T h a t w h a t you need touring t h e C o n t i n e n t a t t h e time. You'd b e t t e r bring, We m u s t credit t h e first column to Because a poverty stricken lord who related I never have it to us while sitting in his castle ANYTHING! in Lancastershire. F r o m T h e Beacon. Sir Launcelot h a d recently p u r - TTio Bo/ Air 4-Dooi Sedan-brimming wild bold new beauty/ Come try the quickest combination on the road! RHAIIVfS' Fraternity Jewelry Slope Dope NEWS, Such notables as Governor Avertorted o p e n - m i n d e d n e s s a n d indiv- ell H a r r i m a n , M r s . Franklin D. idualism. F r o m l i t e r a t u r e I learned Roosevelt, L t . Governor George B. t h e beauty of t h e true individual. De Luca a n d S t a t e C h a i r m a n MiAnd most i m p o r t a n t , from t h e q u e s - chael H. P r e n d e r g a s t will be t h e tioning of my own soul, I discovered principal speakers a t a Political I n the need to release with sincere ex- stitute sponsored by t h e New York pression t h e jumbled, twisted, com- S t a t e Young D e m o c r a t s Division of plex, m a c a b r e t a n g l e t h a t is one's the Democratic S t a t e Committee on Sell. And this is w h a t I s t a n d for— Syracuse University campus, J u n e the release of t h e Self by m e a n d 13 a n d J u n e 14. by you, a n d t h e reception of one a n o t h e r ' s selves, as u n d e r s t a n d i n g Two-Day I n s t i t u t e and complete as it can be. T h i s T h e two-day I n s t i t u t e which will stand is as old as time, for essentifeature classroom lectures, panels, ally it is—truth. Generally, a l t h o u g h you have mis- a n d symposiums on state governinterpreted my columns, you have m e n t a n d state politics will open enjoyed t h e m , a n d given me pleas- at 4:30 p.m., Friday, J u n e 13. ure in t h e knowledge of such. Your Flea nor Roosevelt patience with my bad columns — Mrs, Roosevelt will speak a t t h e a n d t h e r e were many—was more t h a n generous. Your interest in t h e luncheon sessions S a t u r d a y , and columns a n d t h e individual behind Governor H a r r i m a n will make a them—even if misdirected—was e n - m a j o r speech a t t h e closing b a n quet in his honor, S a t u r d a y evening. couraging. As a group s c r e a m i n g its head off about n o t h i n g in p a r t i c u l a r in t h e Legislative Forum T h e highlight of Friday evening's union, t h e commons, or t h e cafeteria, S t a t e College is a r a t h e r h o r - agenda will be a legislative forum rible thing. B u t w h e n I consider for a b e h i n d - t h e - s c e n e s report on t h e s a m e entity m a n for m a n : wo- t h e 1958 Session. m a n for woman, I realize more w a r m t h , friendship, a n d i a t t e m p t e d i Registration Fee Registration fees, room and meals u n d e r s t a n d i n g t h a n I have realized or ever will realize in any other will cost $13 per s t u d e n t for t h e full large group in t h e world. two-day program. S t a t e College is a place with a d i s p e r a t e need for someone like myself—and I say t h a t with u n abashed pride. It is much like a child who, having been (|iienehed with drinks of artificial color a n d flavor all of his life, feels a need for something real, something fresh, s o m e t h i n g stimulating, something as bright a n d inviting as a n orange ready to burst in t h e s u n . B u t when t h e child learns t h a t oranges cost more t h a n a nickel, h e r e t u r n s to h i s rose-colored liquids with an u n c a n n y a n t a g o n i s m for oranges. And thus I came to S t a t e a n d wrote columns t h a t were oranges, and behaved in a m a n n e r I t h o u g h t was true, and grew beards, a n d played noisy piano, and said dirty things, and painted weird picturesall because I wanted to tell t h e i ruth about myself. " T H E T R U T H ABOUT M Y S E L F " how meaningless that term became when I learned after t h r e e years t h a t my t r u t h was a drink that was more t h a n a nickel, and more t h a n anyone save t h e worldripened faculty and t h r e e - d i m e n sional people could afford. " T H E T R U T H ABOUT M Y S E L F " came back to me second-hand, r a t h er consistently, perhaps trom fiveh u n d r e d different people at twot h o u s a n d different limes, each install,"!' making me sick to t h e cure. I h a i ed for t h e first time that I was perverted, insane, hypocritical, s i r i t i a l l y unclean, atheistic, insecure, unhappy, and many things u n lit to print even in this column. Let. uie once-and-for-all, and as briefly us I can, give a first-hand account ol what i am and what I ist more than a s t a n d for. II wil Hit t r u t h is alnickel to believi ways expensive, ii vou can afford it, then buv it! I was raised in a middle-class lainily in an uppc i - . i a s s cominunilv unique in its bn lad-liundediless. liv tin' tune 1 was , i senior in h u h rliiiul. there were lui-holds-bai'i'ed in inv Mielal circles but there was restraint anil goi il lasle nil olll' n\\ n eyes i From lllclids in ( i n enwleh Village and similar colonies 1 li al ned w hal Uoheillianisiii and pseiulo-Iiiihellilanisi ii were Kroiii ine\ liable ai qilaintal! es I learned t h e horrors ol ultimate iiarrnw-iniiidcdni s From experience in Hi verly Hills and Ihe S a n F e r n a n d o Valley 1 learned t lie worse horn is ol ills- L G. BALFOUR H I I I N iATHOn U OF AKRON COLLEGE FRIDAY. MAY 9 , 1 9 5 8 — Jvviuuco- is our middle nam* Badges, .Steins, Rings Jewelry, Gifts, Favors Stationery, Programs Club Pins, Keys Medals, Trophies There's never been tin engine-drive combination like this one! Chevrolet's Turbo-Thrust V8* introduces a radical new slant on engine efficiency with the combustion chambers located in the blink rather than in the head. Turboglide* —the other half of the team—is the only triple-turbine automatic drive in Chevy's UNIVERSITY P.O. BU>G. field. It takes you from a standstill through cruising in a single sweep of motion, llarness these triple turbines to a 250-h.p. Turbo-Thrust V8-or the 280-h.p, Super Turbo-Thrust*—and you step out instantly in any speed range. Nothing else on the road goes into action so quickly, so smoothly, Your Chevrolet dealer has the combination! HI MHO LIT * Optional al exira cost. 171 IMai shall Street Syracuse 10, New York fill 5-78:n Carl Sorenson, Mgr. Out) Jimuliisul Cluivrolcl Jctiluri display this /unionj trademark See Your Local Authorized Chevrolet Dealer r»AGE 6 . STATE C O L L E G E All In The Game: Look Back And Remember N E W S . FRIDAY, MAY 9, 195S Pogo's WinTwoToLead Loop; Hoop Star Witnesses Lock EEP And Vets Threaten KB 0 / Followers By BOB K A M P F Softball League Commissioner, Potter stopped APA, 17-5. Over in Bob Backer h a s been singing the the S t a t e League, the K a p p a Beta Letter to the Sports Editors: blues this v/eek as the wet Albany squad continued on i t s winning By J A C K L E W I S Watching the S t a t e - S i e n a game w e a t h e r continues t o upset t h e ways with a 20-16 t r i u m p h over t h e Monday, I noticed an extreme conT h i s being the last issue of the Xews, we would like to review quickly schedule. T h e r a i n h a s already Rousers. Elsewhere i n t h e circuit, a n d sentimentally t h e events t h a t m a d e t h e sports headlines in t h e t r a s t of the crowd t o the S t a t e - forced t h e postponement of four E E P topped t h e Vets, 15-7, while Siena basketball game. T h i s is cer- contests and at the r a t e the drops two other tilts were thrown to t h e recent seasons. tainly a n insult to Coach Sauers are falling, the slate will probably weather conditions, Soccer November brought t h e close of a spirited and hard-played soccer and his Peds. T h e Statesmen were u r n into e x a m week. Teachers League Action season by the Peds as we gave our farewells to Paul D a m m e r , t h e undefeated a t the time of the Siena Pogos, Again T h e T e a c h e r s League squads saw season's high scorer, Carl Maxson, Bob Backer, Wendell Fowler, W a r r e n tilt and you would imagine t h a t the T e n games were played, however, t h e majority of action t h i s week as D u n h a m , a n d Ed Jones, all who contributed untiringly for four years. students would w a n t to get o u t a n d as the w e a t h e r m a n cleared the skys Ridge served notice it is going to be We saw the rise of promising freshmen like P r a n k Fallace, Bob W a r n see the game. This school has been to let the Pogos chalk up two more, h a r d t o stop. The d i a m o n d m e n a n d D a n n y McNeil and the election of Lou Delsignore a n d G u s Till- OTL for so long t h a t the students 6-0 over SLS, and 10-5 over Potter, from Ridge stopped the Jokers, 16-9, m a n as new captains. On the i n t r a m u r a l scene we saw P o t t e r Club don't know a good thing w h e n they have one. By far this year's State I n a n o t h e r Albany League game, and t h e n m a d e it three in a row again lay claim to the football title, to reign as undisputed c h a m p s . with a 7-6 victory over the same baseball team is the best i n its Basketball outfit later in the week. T h e vicJ a n u a r y brought basketball headlines as the Sauersmen rolled u p history and the student support is \ A / A A C L _ / / * ' yy / \ / \ ^CneClUleS t o r i e s g a v e R i d £ e undisputed posa 15-3 record to close the season with t h e Ryder game in contest for nil. session of first plate as Union the NAIA t o u r n a m e n t bid, . . . t h e first time State was considered for Another thing, since there are so . f* / Heights went down to defeat, 21-14, t h e tourney. We will r e m e m b e r the Siena game where s t u d e n t spirit few issues of the News in the month , {*, n tt n e Snr/D/Tf S/")rPP h a n d s of the Finks. In other was p a r a m o u n t as t h e Peds trounced t h e I n d i a n s by 19 points to avenge of May, the headlines should be d e >JfJI * - * games, the Jokers squeeked by the the previous defeats. O u r t h a n k s went out to Dick Causey a n d Don voted t o the baseball team. T h e *jyj' " ' y Leftovers, 7-6, and then the LeftMayer, g r a d u a t i n g co-captains a n d our congratulations to G a r y Holway, team's next game, by the way, is this newly elected captain, who earned All S t a t e honors for his brilliant play. afternoon a t Ridgefield a s t h e Extensive plans are being made o v e r s turned a Softball game into a Wrestling: Statesmen play host to New Paltz. for the coming WAA weekend, aptly football finale by besting Union named "Spring Spree," scheduled Heights, 28-15. As we recall, Coach Garcia's grapplers closed up shop with a n Let's have some vocal support. ior May 17. T h e day's events Cancellations admirable 7-3 record as Charlie K a n e scored his undefeated season a n d Don Mayer uromise fun and frolic for all girls T n e f o u r 'cancelled games. APAfreshman Dave Pause turned in a brilliant record. Best regards w e n t i.ttendlng the C a m p Johnson site. S I S p KB-Apaches, Vets-KB. and with senior captains Bob Bosomv/orth and Wayne Harvey, m a i n s t a y s T h e n u m b e r ol those participating Leftovers-Kobras will not be able to of t h e team for four years whose spots were assumed by K a n e a n d Joe is unlimited, and as an added lea- b u p l a v e d d u e t 0 limitations on Hill. ture, overnight permission can be t i m e T h e U n i o n Reights-Kobra Finally we see Coach Sauers' d i a m o n d m e n on the way to one of obtained for a Friday night t a m p - c o n t e s t h a s b e e l l postponed to a their most promising campaigns due largely to the talents of freshman This week three d i a m o n d m e n are over. Camp J o h n s o n h a s adequate < u t u r e c |ate pitcher, Pete Spina. . . . An enjoyable s u m m e r to all from both of u s ! laciMties for overnights, and the ' „. ' in the Sports Spotlight. Lia Sue ^,''"m^s:, ,r»ri,, Howie Caldwell, all around base- girls are urged to join the fun of B i v. <;B ball plaver, paced the Sauersmen to the camp-over. Sign-up sheets will . d „ '_' an 8-3 victory over Plattsburg. His be posted .shortly on the WAA p s , ., ., home r u n ir the second inning pro- bulletin board. W a t c h for posters *p°ft°; . OPEN SUNDAYS vided a lead t h a t was never re- with further information. SLS I 2 "' linquished. T h e Softball league reports two ^.•PJ. ,, 7, ~,/ A r A Softball Pitchers Shine new results: BZ over Phi Delta, ' 4 P.M. - 8 P.M. STATIC LEAGUE T\v.) pitchers in the I n t r a m u r a l 21-5; and K D over P a r t r i d g e by KB 4 0 League t u r n e d in very commendable forfeit. Volleyball gaining m o m e n t u m a t E E P - ' ' ' •-• mound performances. Lou Call Vets 1 1 2 pitched Potter Club to a 17-5 vic- the first night's scores show: BZ 34, Partridge 19 Apaches 0 1 2', tory over APA. Lou's fast ballin:1, Phi Delta 40, Lake 14 Rousers 0 4 4 and curves were too much for t h e Partridge 25, Bru 11 TEACHERS LEAGUE Madison Avenue .raternity. T h e Albany 209 Central Ave. K a p p a Delta 29, Sigma Alpha 19 Ridge 30 Pogo's Pete Telfer beat SLS 6-0 If you haven't as yet signed your Jokers 2 2l ' j and took Potter 10-5 to lead the volleyball team up, please do i t Finks 1 1 I1-.. league in pitching with 4 wins. immediately a s there is still a Union Heights 1 2 2 chance to complete your round of Leftovers 1 2 2 games. Kobras 0 1 2 MAYFLOWER STATE C O L L E G E be placed by May 24. Cash in Advance. FRIDAY. MAY 9. 1958 PAGE 7 Peds Face New Paltz In Return Game This Afternoon Entertain Potsdam And Wiliimantic In Double Header Spina Backs 8 -3 Trouncing Of Plattsburg; Drop Contest To Siena In Final Inning, 4-0 From This Vantage Point: Tennis Returns After return of t h e s a m e a t New Paltz By DAVE MILLER Rain ngain played havoc with the where the Sauersmen administered Albany schedule, forcing postpone- a 16-2 trouncing behind lefty Pete m e n t of Wednesday's game with Spina. Spina will go either against Potsdam to the unique hour of 10 New Paltz or Potsdam. a.m. S a t u r d a y morning on t h eThe story of the last week's Ridgefield YMCA p a r k . T h e game action was one of a good showing forms the first p a r t of a m o r n i n g - at the plate (against Plattsburg) afternoon doubleheader featuring and a taste of their own medicine Wiliimantic at 2 p.m. on t h e same against Siena. The starting nine field. went all t h e way t o win their New Paltz Today third against P i t t s b u r g h by an 8-3 T h e pair of games tomorrow will count, backing the three-hit, fifm a r k the seventh and eighth of the ten strikeout performance of Spina season and will see t h e Peds g u n - with eight bingles including a home ning for at least their fourth and iv. n by Howie Caldwell, before fifth wins of the season. Today t h e dropping a hcartbreaker to Siena, winning squad (now 3-1 on the 4-3 on Monday. The Indians and seasoni plays New Palz o n the Peds had been locked in a scoreless Blecker field a t 3:30 p.m. in a duel until the bottom of the eighth Ten Year Interim By JIM DOUGHERTY This year through the efforts of Athletic Director Merlin Hathaway, tennis has returned to this campus after a ten year lapse. The last season that State competed in intercollegiate tennis was in 1948. The reason for this lapse is not completely known; however, the lack of facilities seems to be the main reason. The opening of the new courts on Washington Avenue has certainly influenced the decision to revive the sport. With enough student interest and a couple of winning season State could become a power HATHAWAY in tennis circles. This year's team looks like it might be able to pave the way to a winning streak for this college. Other Ped teams in basketball, wrestling and baseball are always up among the leaders and tennis is to be no exception. The members of the team are working hard and would sincerely appreciate all the help they can get from the student body. The best way anyone could help would be to attend their meets and give them your support and show that you really want tennis on this campus. The squad has plenty of potential and some of the players have already proved their ability in other tournaments around the state and in the service. From Tho Sports Desk: Intramural Softball games might have to be included in exam schedule if rain doesn't subside . . . Pogo's should walk away with crown unless something drastic happens . . . Wes Brown did afinejob of pitching against Siena . . . Dick Lewis is State's "Babe Ruth . . . Pete Spina will return to the mound soon. . . . Caps and Gowns and Hats and Canes for pion while m service. J u n i o r Bub Kampf also has plenty of experience with the racquet. Bob played four years in hiuh school and was Suffolk County Doubles C h a m p i o n in 1955. He was also a member of the USLTA Jr. Circuit. Ed Vosnrske, Bob Austin, Lou Woln.T, Roy-ton and Bub winner, Jj oo nh nn uoy.-ion a n a tsui Austin round out the squad. Ves ncske is a junior unci the other are all freshmen. According to reliable .sources tin should be the only year t h a t tennis will be on a club basis. Next season the State netters will most likely receive varsity s t a t u s and join tli. the ranks of oui .expanding ..,,,..,,. intercoll e g a t e varsity program when a pair of errors, a single, and a walk put Wes Brown in trouble and ruined a beautifully pitched game. Brown had given up only four hits but the Peds were handcuffed a t the plate by the Siena J a : k Weaver, a classy thrower who struck out eight Albanys while allowing only two hits over the nine inning route. Haver Shines Coming in for praise in the P i t t s b u r g h game was Ray Haver, who h i t two for three including a long triple, and Larry G u n d e r m a n , who doubled and singled to drive in one r u n and score once himself. T h e big m a n in the R B I d e p a r t m e n t , however, was Howie Caldwell, who drove in t h r e e runs, two with his t i g hornerun bat and one by way of a sacrifice. It was Connie Schmidt, whose kleptomaniac tendencies came out in the form of a prolific d e m o n s t r a tion of base stealing, who stole two consecutive bases and eventually a me home to score the first Albany run of the game after the Peds had been spotted by t h r e e in t h e first inning. He later pulled the same s t u n t but died on third. ALBANY Haver Caldwell Brett Lewis Gunderman Schmidt Spina Devlin Ped Netters To Host New Paltz; Seek Revenge Against Siena Tuesday This afternoon a t 3 p.m. the S t a t e College tennis team will a l ii nipt in return to the win column. T h u s far t i n y have compiled a 1-1 record with a 9-0 win a t New Paltz ; lid a K-l setback at the h a n d s of the Siena Indians. The opposition will again be prowiled by Mic men from New Paltz. Tuesday, the Hathawayuien seek revenge a :aiiist Siena at Home. Seniors Livid .Attack Rob •-.•( Engels and Tom Sullivan will : .iin be leading the Peds on the i our .. Engles. a transfer from I'll on, has two years of Varsity ix) ciit-nc e. Tom Sullivan played three years in high school and was Fleet Marine Force Singles C h a m - Orders for Graduation Caps and Gowns must NEWS, Corcella (8) a I) 3 4 4 3 5 1 3 3 2 ^B I'l.ATTSBURGII (3) Robert Rounds Lavigne McCarty Shambo Hart Ennis Brennan Beadsley Rock it a Luke Photo by Don Blndrim SCORES FOR STATE. Sliding across home plate with one of Albany's eight runs, Ken Brett raises the dust as the Peds beat Plattsburg, 8-3, Friday a t Bleeeker. Gerald Drug Co. 217 Western Ave. Felicia's Beauty Shop 53-A No. Lake Ave. (Near Washington Ave.) "JIMMY"—Hah- Stylist Telephone 3-9749 JOE'S BARBER SHOP 53 N. Lake Ave. Near Washington Ave. •1 BARBERS We Aim To Please Smedley Albany, N. Y. Phone 6-3610 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED A MANS DEODORANT? Moving-Up Day must be picked up no later than May 29. 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For this non-stop protection, g e t M e n n e n ! liijiiiiiluiiii1 P h o n e : 4-6165 lib 4 4 1 3 5 S 3 2 1 2 3 0 Send This Ad And Your Name To ART KAPNER - 75 State St., Albany, N. Y. 6 0 c and H.00 W I N $ 2 5 ! For each college cartoon lituation submitted and used! Show how Smedley gelt the bruthoffl Send sketch or description and name, addrett and college to The Mennen Company, c/o "Smedley", Morriilown, N. J. 0 State STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1958 PAGE 8 Cabinet: Ministers Discuss Dippikill; Total Budget Jumps $ 4 0 0 0 By DAVID FOTHERINGHAM Moving-up Day is still a n u n s e t tied issue. I t opened a g a i n a t last Monday's Cabinet m e e t i n g : Should we wear h a t s a n d carry canes? M c c l a i n will bring the whole issue up oO a class meeting. T o be or not to be an issue of t h e S t a t e College News for MUD? Higher Budgets Budgets are now ready to be presented to t h e S e n a t e . As proposed, n e x t year's budget will be $39,481, compared to last year's $35,000. I t is interesting to n o t e t h a t with the additional g r a n t s from surplus, last year's total costs were around $38,000. Noteable increases were allotted to Music Council Guest Artists, $1500; S t a t e College News, $400; Pedagogue, $1100. T h e Senate will probably come down quite a bit, as t h e controversy over the c a m p grows. Ditch Dippe T h e same question—Do we need a college c a m p ? Should we hold off on appropriations for a while? Should we tiy to sell? T h e longr a n g e plans not yet p u t into motion were cited. DeNike, Yager and Cass were very sure it can be built up and interest the students, but they were aware of t h e distance factor. Yager felt there too m u c h of a negative attitude toward the camp. No one realizes t h e potentialities, nor will they enjoy this realization because it is too far in the future. If we don't keep going we'll lose w h a t tax we've already paid. T h e r e was still a question as to whether or not there wasn't a better use for the money. Therefore, t h e budget is being held and a large meeting will be called n e x t Friday to deal with the problem. Myskania, t h e Cabinet, t h e Presidents of t h e sororities and t h e fraternities and Commerce Club, S e n a t e and the ad- ministration will all meet in the conclave. New Budget T h e appropriations which were taken from surplus for special occasions are now under a Special Days Budget of $1200, a time saving consolidation. Foreign Students Foreign students in this whole a r e a will gather at a dance here next Friday, with e n t e r t a i n m e n t , a movie on Venezuela, etc. About 100 are expected from SCT. Let's hope more show up. From T h e Crow's Nest J u n i o r Class E a n q u e t will be on May 24. F r e s h m a n Class B a n q u e t ? Soph Class Banquet? Where's the bomb shelter? Do you have a l a m i n a t e d I D card? Save it. There will be no more. On £einf Pinned Dramatics & Arts Council To Present 'The Marriage Buy a carton of milk, pour it on your ulcer, s t r a i g h t e n your h o r n rims, a n d sit down and read this bitter article. Wellington Weekends a r e in full swing, and scraps of brass a n d glass a r e being t h r o w n a r o u n d like so m a n y scraps of brass a n d glass. Little girls get carried away a n d suddenly find themselves linked to guys who they t r a p p e d into paying for their rooms. Of course t h e converse is also true, a n d u n s u s pecting males occasionally wake up minus one piece of jewelry. Somtimes it all works out, but usually the girl gets sick of wearing black sweaters and the guy just plain forgets. Sooner or later, rarely never, t h e safety c a t t h slips and the girl goes back to wearing white blouses and the guy tosses the trinket back into his already cluttered dresser drawer. All in all, it's quite a game. Some win, some lose. T h e D r a m a t i c s a n d A r t Council will present t h e S t a t e College T h e a t r e production of Nikolai G o gol's bright comedy, T h e M a r r i a g e May 16 and 17 in P a g e Hall at 8:30 p.m. Under t h e direction of J a m e s M. Leonard, Assistant Professor of English, the cast a n d crews h a v e created a n e v e n i n g of t h e a t r i c a l tomfoolery in t h e t r a d i t i o n of farce and burlesque. The plot is concerned with the m a n i p u l a t i o n s of a professional m a t c h m a k e r named M a d a m Fyokla, played by Adriana W a r n e r '58, and a self-nppointed m a t c h m a k e r , K o t chkarev, played by C h a r l e s Weed '60. Both are concerned with getting their respective c a n d i d a t e s to the "blissful" state. Suitors M a d a m Fyokki's client is Miss Agafya, played by Robin Roy '58. T h e delightfully ambiguous C o u r t Councillor Podkolyossin, a c a n d i d a t e Editors Offer Frosh Names Song Group; Essay Awards Call Them The Ascots' Now! F r a n c i s Fleck, '61 h a s earned five dollars with her winning n a m e " T h e Ascots" in the q u a r t e t - i n - a - q u a n dary contest. T h e new q u a r t e t was featured two weeks ago in the News as a singing group of S t a t e students in search of a n a m e and willing to pay five dollars to obtain one. Pourguoi Ascots T h e n a m e "Ascots" abbreviates Albany S t a t e College for T e a c h e r s in a pronouncable, p l e a s a n t - s o u n d ing m a n n e r . In the way of information, as ascot is a wide, napkin-like tie (usually with a diamond stickpin), and the Ascot Racing Downs in England is a n elite g a t h e r i n g place as well as the subject of a t u n e in "My Fair Lady." The Group T h e group, reviewed last week by Art Plotnik in "The Open Mind," is led by Richard Robinson, '61. I t includes Joseph K a h n l e , '59, Donald Loopman, and Robert Helwig, Sophomores. T h e Award Ceremony!?) Miss F l e c k , a flaming - haired young lady, defeated over thirty competitors for the five - d o l l a r award. She will be awarded the money in an informal ceremony taking place when s h e m a n a g e s to c a t c h one of the members of t h e group with five-dollars in his possession. " T h e Ascots" rehearse continually and with much e n t h u s i a s m , a n d are now ready for any job offered them. T h e editors of T h e New Republic are offering $1000 in a w a r d s for t h e best essays on the s t a t e of American fiction, considered e i t h e r in general, or in terms of a single novelist; also for the best essays on a n y a s pect of present day television as a medium for e n l i g h t m e n t or e n t e r tainment. Ten Awards T h e r e will be ten a w a r d s of $1000 each; five prizes will be distributed in each category. T h e competition is open to all writers a m o n g students a n d faculty who are u n d e r twenty-seven years of age. October Deadline T h e essays should be 1,500 to 3,000 words in length a n d should be submitted by October 1, to Awards D e p a r t m e n t , T h e New R e public, 1244 N i n e t e e n t h Street, N.W., W a s h i n g t o n 6, D.C. !1 for m a r r i a g e to Miss Agafya, is played by Robert Helwig '60. O t h e r gentlemen in pursuit of t h e h a n d of Agafya are L i e u t e n a n t Zevakin, "a m a n of parts," played by G r a n t Duffrin '61; Mr. Omelet, "a prepossessing person, t h o u g h fat", by F r a n k Ireland '60; and A n u t c h kin, whose "legs are as slender as a girl's arms", by Robert M o n t gomery '61. Arina, a u n t to Agafya. and champion of the m e r c h a n t class, is played by Arleen Emery '61. T h e servants in t h e households are played by Donnalee Anderson '60 and David Oakleaf '59. T h e play itself is a study in a t t i tudes of ambivalence and vacillation toward getting married. The point seems to be t h a t m a r r i a g e is. both a greater and a lesser decision t h a n anyone knows. T h e acting emphasizes broad characterization and "bits" of physical action of an improvisatory n a t u r e . S t a t e Crews T h e imaginative setting for T h e .Marriage were designed by the S t a t e College T h e a t r e S t a g e Manager, J o h n Lucas '61, who m a k e s striking use of line, color, and space. Under his supervision, the m e m b e r s of Mr. Leonards stagecrafts class m a k e up t h e crews t h a t construct t h e sets and assist in lighting. T h e h e a d s of t h e various t e c h n i cal d e p a r t m e n t s a r e d r a w n from the membership of D r a m a t i c s a n d A r t Council. Charles H u n t r e s s h e a d s t h e lighting d e p a r t m e n t ; Shirley Stone, Sophomores, costumes; J u d i t h Dalvin '59, m a k e - u p ; K e n n e t h S m i t h '58, sound; and Mary J a n e Trzpis '60, properties. Serving as assistant to t h e director is Rosemarie Sepe '59. After two performances in Page hall the 16 and 17 of May, the company and crews will travel to New Paltz S t a t e Teachers College w h e r e they will present T h e M a r r i a g e May 19. Admission for the Albany performance will be $1 or by s t u d e n t tax. Tickets will go on sale today in lower Huested. A new idea in smoking... refreshes your t a s t e W Wte Z-463 ews ALBANY, NEW YORK. FRIDAY. MAY 23. 1958 VOL. XLIIj NO. 15 Chairman Announces Schedule For Moving Up Day Program Rosemary Santonicola '58, Chairman of MUD announces that the traditional day will take place on May 21st. The day will begin at 8 a.m. with a Junior and Senior breakfast at the Boulevard Cafeteria. The class lines will form at 9 a.m. The Seniors will form double lines, beginning at Minerva and ending in the peristyle leading to the library. Juniors will meet by the Registrar's office and their lines extend into the peristyle of Huested. Sophomore lines will start in the Annex area at the foot of the steps of Huested and end at the Co-Op. Freshmen double lines will start behind the Sophs at the girls' locker room in lower Draper and will extend to the lower library. Processional—The processional will be led by the Grand Marshall of Campus Commission, Barbara MacDonald, '58, followed by Miss New York State, Miriam Sanderson and Campust Queen, Sally Harter. Opening CeremonyAfter the classes have assembled in Page Hall, Rosemarie Sepe, '59, SA Song Leader, will open the program by directing the Alma Mater. Welcome—SA President John Yager will extend the welcome and then introduce the four class speakers. Annual Awards — Evan R. Collin, President of the College, will announce the new members of Signum In the past few weeks we have Laudis. The Edward Eldred Potter Club Award will be noted the lack of interest on the presented by William Dumbleton, Assistant Professor p a r t of t h e Sophomores and freshmen in their class banquets. Donald of English. David Hartley, Dean of Men, will present the McClain, President of t h e Junior Fraternity Scholarship Award. Ellen C. Stokes, Dean of Juniors Plan Class Banquet To these six Seniors, State College, you owe a debt of gratitude for class, a n n o u n c e s t h e scheduling of t h e NEWS you now hold. the J u n i o r class b a n q u e t for t o morrow n i g h t a t Jack's R e s t a u r a n t . A turkey dinner will be served to class m e m b e r s and their spouses for only $1.75. Women will announce the Inter-Sorority Council Scholarship Award, and Residence Council a p p o i n t m e n t s . T h e U.B.E.A. Soiead Award will be presented by Milton C. Olson, C h a i r m a n of t h e Commerce D e p a r t m e n t . Y a g e r will a n n o u n c e t h e Alumni Counselor. Moving up of Classes; T h e classes Guests T h e new and different Frosh will t h e n move up u n d e r t h e direc"Bradley! You can't print t h a t ! " ed Wednesday night. I t was no One of t h e major events of the Weekend promises to be a change ticn of the new G r a n d M a r s h a l , Do"Lonkwood, can't you type faster?" trouble getting Seniors to write banquet will be the presentation of from previous years, hard.y recog- lores Russell '59. Miss Sepe will lead this issue—the Dean m a d e it re"McGough, T H I S is a typewriter!" the singing of "Arm in Arm." Anquired for graduation. t h e class rings by Evan R. Collins, nizable, in fact. n o u n c e m e n t s ; T h e p r e s i d e n t s of t h e "No, F o t h e r i n g h a m , you can't Well, to get back to t h e tale, Ro President of the College. O t h e r write an editorial." various organizations on c a m p u s Santonicola s a t quietly behind one Women's C a m p guests of t h e class will be: Mr. "Sneaking out, D u n h a m ? " will be announced by J o h n Yager. of the filing cabinets pecking out Carolyn OUvo '59, Director of WAA and AMIA will m a k e a pres"You mean you can't n a m e the with her t h u m b a story on Moving- Spector, Assistant Professor of HisWomen's F r e s h Camp, announces neans?" Up Day. . . . Mary Shelton ( Busi- tory, and Mrs. Spector, Mr. Price, entation of trophies followed by the t h a t other officers serving with her . . . and this is but a brief ac- ness M a j o n m a n a g e d to mummify announcements of Frosh Camp Associate Professor of History, and are Anne King '59, Assistant Direccount of w h a t h a p p e n e d in the herself as she a t t e m p t e d to change counselors. F r a t e r n i t i e s a n d SororNews Office this p a s t week. You a ribbon in h e r typewriter. . . , Mrs. Price, and Mr. Carrino, Assist- tor, and C a t h e r i n e Rosso, Marion and sorority see, dear reader, this literary m a s - Dave F o t h e r i n g h a m mumbled to a n t Professor of Modern Languages, Silverstein. Treasurer will be Estelle ities; Ex-fraternity Kaufman, and Secretary, Marcella presidents will t h e n each present terpiece you're holding in your himself as he tried to dislodge his and Mrs. Carrino. Van Leuven. All are Sophomores. their gavel to the newly elected grubby little paws was written by little linger from under the roller. E.irline Merrill '61 is freshman ad- presidents. S t a t e s m e n ; T h e S t a t e s the Seniors . . . well, mostly by Sen- . . . Marilyn Leach. ex-Myskanla Reminders visor. men, under the direction of Mr. iors. T h e r e are a few "guest" col- c h a i r m a n , reported t h a t she was Juniors—Don't forget your PedaKarl Peter.-.on, Associate Professor u m n s written by Scnilin' J a c k thrown out of a meeting. . . . n a t u r - gogue pictures; we wouldn't w a n t to (Ormsbee), Mrs. Egelston of the So- ally, it was a Myskania meeting. miss your beautiful faces. Be sure Men's C a m p of Musi:, will sing several selections. cial Studies Department, and even . . . Sue Russell t h o u g h t her trip to attend Moving-Up Day. R e m e m David Youst '59 is directing Men's Recessional; Miss Russell will diMinerva of R o t u n d a fame. to Florida would have m a d e inter- ber to take your pre-practice Frosh Camp. He will be assisted by rect the recessional after which t h e esting copy. . . well, it would have, teaching h e a l t h exam. T h i s college Alan Jaquays, Robert Helwig, F r a n k program will end with t h e formaBedlam But, let us give you a vivid de- you know. . . . but not for the not only puts out good teachers but Krivo and Stanley Myslmski, Soph- tion of class numerals, the ivy omores. healthy ones too. scription of w h a t actually h a p p e n - SC News. . . . sLeech and p l a n t i n g of it and t h e Ross Mills 'lil is F r e s h m a n Ad- National Anthem led by Miss Sepe. visi.r to thi' camp Evening P r o g r a m ; "Play Ball," a skit, written two years ago by Dick Where? Feldman, will appear again in Page T h e c a m p will be entirely on Auditorium. T h e skit is bigger and campus this year and will be a joint better with a larger cast a n d more weekend. Approximately 210 men music. T o score a second hit, J u n e will be housed in Pierce and Sayles Alexander '59, T h o m a s W a l t h e w s '58, Seniors will have their last u n - Friday, J u n e 13, 1958 directorship of Marilyn Leach and Halls, while 440 women will occupy dergrad fling ut the host of activiFrancis Murphy will provide the Richard Bartholomew, will be a preBrubacher and the Western Avenue and Grace Nesbitt '59 will lake the ties on t h e a g e n d a of the four day music lor the Senior Ball Friday sentation of a musical satire on leads. T h e skit will be presented at Dormitories, weekend beginning J u n e 12. night to the theme cl "Bye Bye college life here a t State. T h e show li p m . Traditional Sing; I m m e d i Blues," announces W a r r e n Dunham, will start at 8 p.m. It promises to Who? ately alter t h e skit Miss Sepe will Thursday, J u n e 12, 1958 c h a i r m a n of t h e event. T h e dance be the best yet, of course, as one Jack's R e s t a u r a n t will lie the scene will be held at the Aiirania Club ol the best classes at S t a t e College The counselors for both weekends lead tiie traditional sing on the of t h e Senior Class Banquet. Lor- between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 prepares to make its exit the next will be announced Movmg-Up D.;y. steps of Diaper Hall. T h e MovinffGeneral raine Ko/Jowski, General Chairman, a.m. T h e bid is only $3.00, a nom- day. T h e ratio of staff to freshmen is l'p Day Committees; C h a i r m a n Rosemary Santonicola, promises a gay feast at only $1.50 inal lee lor the seven or eight frosh per counselor. entertainment. Sally B a r t e r will lead the G r a n d Programs Rhoda Levin, A r r a n g e a plate. Mr. and Mrs. Skldmore and Chaperones will be Mr. and Mrs ( Id Seniors in singing as a throng Mr. Dumbleton will be Chaperones. Moore and Mr. and Mrs. Leidel. ments Donald Gladstone, Faculty ut clinked throats make their way Who Comes? All lreshuien except veterans and Arrangements Anne Fleming, Skit Saturday, J u n e 14, 1958 out lor the Torch Ceremonies T h e Saturday is also Alumni Day, anil Class of 1958 will be iormally in- married students will be required to P r o g r a m s -Joseph Szarek, Publicity ill '.i:'M p.m., President anil .Mrs. ducted into t h e Alumni Association a l t i n d this weekend, which will be11 and extend • Ben Willard, Annouceinenls Collins will hold a reception In the ol the College ut this lime on the gin September Joyce Arihurton Hrubacher Hull Lounge lor Seniors, steps of Draper Hall under the di- through the fourteenth. alumni, and members of the college rectorship of Leonard Friedlander, President of the Alumni Association. faculty, Page Hall will ruck, and maybe Freshmen Sunday, J u n e 15, 1958 loll, as the Senior Skit, under the If they can live through the gay Girls. White skirts and blouses or celebrations of the night before, the dresses, white socks, while Seniors will gather for breakfast sneakers and beanies. Sunday morning at 8 a.m. BruSeven new Initiates in the class 195J honorary includes Peter BlomBoys: White shirts bacher Hall will provide the facili- of 1958, and the top four per cent tTly, Martin Cohen, Ellen Dosch, Dark slacks ties under the c h a i r m a n s h i p of of the class of 1958 will be a d m i t - Mary Filipalrick, Gail Hogan, J a n Bennies Rosemarie Santonicola. T h e price is ted to Signum Laudis slates Donald ice Manning, and Joyce Sandidge. Sophomores A meeting ol Varslt> Club has Rice '58, President of the honorary. Girls: White skirts, yellow sweaters, been announced for 1 p i n today by $1.00. Also admitted were F r a n c e s SkinSeniors white socks, white sneakers. ner, T h o r n t o n S m i t h , A n n e Sweet, T h a n k s To . . . Wendell Fowler, President Boys: White shirts In the g r a d u a t i n g class the new Barbara Thiele, Doris W a r m u t h , T h e sometimes tedious job of A banquet sponsored by Athletic Dark slacks Board will be held Wednesday handling p r o g r a m s will be done by initiates are Carol Andres, Beverly Margaret Weilzuer, and Robert WigJ unloru a t 7 p.m., ut Brubacher Hall. J u d i t h S w a n and J a m e s Lorricluo. Rahn, Helen Sallord, Susan S h a l a r - gen. Girls: White dresses Tickets are $2.50 and only $1.00 for In charge of chaperones will be zek, Hollis Tibbetts, Carol Wukifs, Ilaiujuet V a n i t y and J u n i o r Varsity mem- Suzanne Russell. Mary Shelton will and G r a h a m Zeh. Heels These people represent the last Initiation took place Wednesday bers. T h e guest speaker will be Nat take care of decorations. Charlotte Boys. Dark suits Hats and canes will be on sale for Hohnaii, Coach at St. J o h n ' s Uni- Norton will see to the flowers and two per cent of the class of 1958 lo night at the Annual B a n q u e t of Signum Laudis. Edwin Lawson, Asversity. Varsity and J u n i o r Varsity the making of t h e punch. Publicity join Signum Laudis. the Jolly Juiriors m Co-Op. sociate Professor of Psychology, awards, i n t r a m u r a l awards and tro- will be promoted by Lloyd Seymour Juniors Seniors and T h o m a s Wulthews. phies will be given. Caps and gowns. T h e first four per cent of the sp;;ke to the group. Seniors Publish SC News (?) What Will Columbia Say! Directors List Camp Officers Senior Class To Schedule Final Festivities; Senior Ball, Torch Night Highlight Week Classes State MUD Dress VarsityClubMeets, Awards Trophies • menthol (res • rich tobacco taste • most modern filter Mcfri'sliing! Y e s , ihi' s m o k e of a S a l e m is a s reliesliiiijj; In y o u r la»le a» a ilewb p a i k l e i l S|iiinji m o r n i n g is to y o u ! Now y d (lie r i c h l o l i a e e n U u t e you love, w i t h a new s u r m i s e s o f t n e s s a m i e a s y c o m f o r t , T h r o u g h S a l e m ' s p u r e - w h i t e m o d e r n filter flows tilt; freshest l a s l e in c i g a r e t t e s . Y o u l a k e a puff . . it's S p r i n g t i m e ! Smoke refreshed... Smoke Salem Signum Laudis Initiates New Members, Hears Professor At Annual Banquet