STATE PAGE 6 COLLEGE News Views: NEWS, FRIDAY, MARCH S, 1956 State Queen &i *JUe VeteiadL Ball Marines Recruit Ouster O f British Chief Dampens Cyprus Hopes For Independence By FRANK G r e a t B r i t a i n ' s deteriorating position in t h e M i d d l e E a s t h a s been spotlighted once again. T h i s time it c o n c e r n s t h e d i s m i s s a l of L t . G e n e r a l J o h n B a g o t G l u b b a s h e a d of J o r d a n ' s A r a b L e g i o n . T h e loss of prestige in J o r d a n r e - e m p h a s i z e s t h e v a l u e of C y p r u s . England's strategic outpost on this i s l a n d h a s s e r v e d for a s t a g i n g b a s e for t r o o p s a n d a p e r m a n e n t a i r c r a f t carrier to provide quick air cover a n d s u p p o r t for B r i t i s h i n t e r e s t s on t h e n e a r b y m a i n l a n d . I t is a l s o a link in t h e f a m o u s B r i t i s h lifeline t h a t s t r e t c h e s from S i n g a p o r e to t h e English homeland. W h e n Glubb was removed from c o n t r o l of t h e A r a b L e g i o n i n J o r d a n i t left C y p r u s a s t h e o n l y r e m a i n i n g m i l i t a r y focal p o i n t for t h e British i n the Near East. The British have already established it a s t h e s i t e of t h e B r i t i s h M i d e a s t military headquarters T h e effect t h a t t h i s d e v e l o p m e n t will h a v e o n t a l k s c o n c e r n i n g C y p r u s self g o v e r n m e n t is n o t t o o h a r d to see. T h e B r i t i s h a l r e a d y h a v e s h o w n t h a t t h e y a r e r e l u c t a n t to j e o p a r d i z e in a n y w a y t h e u s e of t h e island as a p e r m a n e n t military base. T h e o u s t i n g of G l u b b h a s c o m e a t an excellent psychological m o m e n t and has reinforced British relucta n c e to g r a n t Cyprus self-government. While Prime Minister Eden was listening to Colonial Secretary Boyd r e p o r t o n t h e f a i l u r e of h i s m i s s i o n into C y p r u s , G l u b b w a s e n r o u t e to L o n d o n to b r i n g h o m e vividly t h e t h r e a t t o B r i t a i n in t h e M i d d l e E a s t . T h e British regard Cyprus as a r e p l a c e m e n t for S u e z a s a s t r a t e g i c Women Enlistees Mtf m * 5 S0ClzTr E l l e n C. S t o k e s , D e a n of W o m e n , announces t h a t on Friday, M a r c h 16, s o m e w o m e n o f f i c e r s of t h e M a rine C o r p s will b e a t a table i n lower D r a p e r H a l l to give i n f o r m a tion to a n y S t a t e College w o m e n who are interested. Their purpose will b e t o d i s c u s s t h e W o m e n M a rine Officer T r a i n i n g P r o g r a m . SWISKEY n e r v e c e n t e r of B r i t i s h o p e r a t i o n s i n t h e N e a r E a s t . 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R o b e r t L e v y '56, g a v e t h e S t a t e C o l l e g e T h e a t r e will p r e - c o n s e r v a t i o n r e p o r t , a n d s t a t e d t h a t sent, " M a c b e t h " i n P a g e H a l l o n P r i - a c o n s e r v a t i o n a u t h o r i t y w o u l d b e d a y a n d S a t u r d a y , M a y 18 a n d 19, ^ ) e c o m e to a m e e t i n g in t h e announces Paul Bruce Pettit, A s s o c i a t e P r o f e s s o r of E n g l i s h , w h o n n i l r ' " L u r e . L e v y s t a t e d s o m e p r a c will direct, t h e p l a y . C a r o l Allen '57, t i e e s s u c h a s t h e F o r e s t . P r a c t i c e i.s A s s i s t a n t Director, and E d i t h Act w h i c h w o u l d go i n t o e f f e c t t o S t r u c k '57, is .Stage M a n a g e r . ,„. 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I ,r e s h,m "e n ' | f ,.,,,,,,, I ; , I ion i OOO.S, , j„ iMiu , i ,,,,, C o n n , ,1, 1 1 will h a v e i n , tin-, o i t i n a .) l a al ipo- ,l ,o ,l l o,•,,,, w eid. a rb\ I lie iS e•n iIo. 'ross , a n dI r eJsub nmi eolrls and linally. the Sophomores. G r a d s pi o \ al a n d i i a n l e r s S c h e d u l e c h a n g e s will f i l e b u d g e t s loi lili.ti-.w loi t h e n , , | be p e i n u l l e d u n t i l t h e tir.sl S t a t e C o l l e g e N e w s a n d T \ | n'w l i t e r *<-rk ol .el 1 a n d t h e n c a n only fhe " " '''• " ""' Van Van Der7ee Derzee kania H Ibe j s,, ln I 'olincil and David bids s l d e n t . p r e i d e da o, ,vv er lr. t, h, „e. Ss it u d e n t C o u n c i l n ! I in: U oW\ eI dl n M e sl ,d arys u i n ei vl lel - DRINK, by Hartley Tins i n c l u d e s lerelas.sinc,, In t h e a b c i i e c o| P n ' s i d e i i l rl EAT, business, on t h e a g e n d a rettit Announces Faculty Revises Sigma L a m b d a Sigma pledged the old night M u ) for dls F o t h e r i n g h a m . T h o m a s L a R o - l,1,,n!i ""' ; l n i ' w S y ' S l e m ' T h i s a n " l i s h »"<'""' Richard Tinapp; Ap| ™ •n A b " ' y R tirm " vlfl o b«e r t K' a p e c e k '58. 71 c h e l l e , S o p h o m o r e s ; R o n a l d A d a m s., n o u n c e m e n t c o m e s f r o m t h e D i m e - p a r i t i o n No 1 - G e n e A r n o l d ; L a d y r l e S P 1 e x a m l e s Macbeth J o a n c Gin.sburg, Seniors. ' J' ' *',,'' '"T/, P Robert Bishop, T h o m a s B u c k l e y , ' " 1 ' " 1 ,ll(' s , l l ( " ' n l Plm'ement Bu' - " ' « • ™ ' ""'"• of w h a t w o u l d be n e e d e d f o r m a i n s'..,.,,,,1,. ripin'eiiK I,,),,, (.,„.,' r e a m R i m e r M a t t h e w s , Tlii.s s y s t e m . Sergeant Joseph Anderson; Len- '-lining sanitation and responslbill,v addition t o being simpler is n n x R i c h a r d W a r n e r ; Old M a n K d wl a r d K i d r e d P o t t e r C l u b p l ec d "g "'' ' , ' ' "„ , "~ ' -' " ,. ' " " • ' •" m •- D i s c u s s i o n followed t h e r u l e s , ..• f o l l o w i n g H o w a r d B a g l e y , P m i l Kr.ek.snn. R o b e r l H O N . G e o r g e „ , , , , . „ , . . „ , , , „ , ' .,, W i l l i a m D e A U e a u m e ; C a i t h n e s s '"it Ihey were kept g e n e r a l a n d no ed til |l1 1 1 l] l P r a n k Melody. Mi- G r a h a m , .lav Kolien, (i;,rrisoil '" "" " ' " " » » " " ' > " •*.'«*> ' " R j | , ,,,,,,,, Sevlnn R i c h a r d rl»'«-lsion w a s d e c l a r e d o n t h e m W i l l , i iId G i l l e t t e Llinl \]\ SNACK BAR Tinapp into first, t h i n g •^ In Richard 15% Fluff & F o l d W a s h - - 10c p e r lb. The Pledse right opened Monday consulted about insurance and taxes. 1956 Council Sets Homecoming Date; Class O f 57 Meets This iviornmg - - 15c At 16. Studont Council: STREET BE MERRY YORK. FRIDAY. MARCH Fraternities T h e plrd.'.e.s for K a p p a Beia a r e A n l h . m y A . i r o n s , H a r r v C o o p e r , Lee D e N i k e . f l e r a l . l D w . g h l . D,ri< Kslier, J a m e s Flev. J o s e p h F o s e g a u G e o r g e Harris, Waller Hem-, William Her.shfield ,losi>])li Hill, 111 m a s Hopkin-., S i e v e J a e o b s o n , P a u l K u n n , Joseph Ke.ehum. Paul Loom's, Harold Mayo. F r a n k O'Connor. R o n ,1,1 . s h o r t , a n d G e o r g e V a n D e n Houtei! ! I cshiiien and CLEANERS SHIRTS NEW Board meeting w a s t h e d i s c u s s i o n of i n s u r a n c e led Freshmen, Upperclassmen '56 fbe 208 Q l A l l - ALBANY. '"M> •«. N ' o r m a n K o s l n l s k v . J a m e s MeCormark. Arthur Pala/yoln Todd Puthiim. Carl Srhrader Roberl Sleir. S o p h o m o r e s , Wesley Brown f ' h a r l c . Culver. G e r a l d l),,v,e, Louis DelSignnre. Roberl Fiern., Michael F l a l u v e . Rnv G r e c n q u i s l , P e t e r H e n nmgson, Roberl Herodes, Ronald Hubrighl, Donald Makely William O ' C o n n o r T h o m a s S u l l i v a n a n d AlIm l Tunie 'reshmen 7 Hour Laundry the I/k ••"'"' Mi'sii'n. Juniors; Bundok, Richard Causey. C. E. R e e v e s , D i r e c t o r of F o r e n . s i c s , a n n o u n c e s t h a t the a n n u a l Hearst N e w s p a p e r T o u r n a m e n t of O r a t o r s h a s been s e t by t h e T i m e s U n i o n . T h e r e g i o n a l finals in A l b a n y will b e h e l d a b o u t M a y 9, t h e n a t i o n a l f i n a l s M a y 16, S p e e c h e s a r e t o b e about J o h n Adams, original, and 6 m i n u t e s l o n g . S t a t e C o l l e g e will b e e l i g i b l e to e n t e r o n e s t u d e n t in t h e c o l l e g e d i v i s i o n . All i n t e r e s t e d u n d e r g r a d u a t e s t u d e n t s s h o u l d sec Mr. R e e v e s in R i c h a r d s n n - 4 i m m e d i a t e ly. S a t u r d a y five of S t a t e ' s v a r s i t y d e b a t e r s t r a v e l to U n i o n to j u d g e in the Regional Elimination Tournam e n t of New Y o r k S t a t e High School Forensic League. T h e state finals of t h i s t o u r n a m e n t will t a k e p l a c e a t N Y S C T in A l b a n y o n A p r i l 13 a n d 14. B a r b a r a B a u m '57, C o n i n e M a r r o , B a r b a r a Hlllman, and J o h n Yager, f r e s h m e n p a r t i c i p a t e d in t h e B a r n a r d College T o u r n a m e n t i n New York City last S a t u r d a y . Teams f r o m fifteen c o l l e g e s a n d u n i v e r s i t i e s p a r t i c i p a t e d . S t a t e ' s d e b a t e r s won f o u r o u t of t h e e i g h t d e b a t e s . College C a m p second and ews ( Debaters Plan Regional Finals The its *"*/*>.. by g e t t i n g T h e only troops t h e Western powe r s h a v e in t h e M i d d l e E a s t a r e 18,000 B r i t i s h . T h e s e t r o o p s s e r v e a s t h e b u l w a r k for t h e B a g h d a d p a c t a s well a s to p r o t e c t C y p r u s . T h e v a l u e of t h i s p a c t is s t r e s s e d by t h e fact t h a t the British uphold Turkish m i n o r i t y i n t e r e s t s o n t h e island in f a c e of G r e e k o p p o s i t i o n . T h e r e a s o n f o r t h i s is t h a t T u r k e y is t h e W e s t e r n a n c h o r in the Baghdad organization. T h i s T r a i n i n g P r o g r a m gives t h e college g r a d u a t e or t h o s e w o m e n with the ambition to obtain a degree, t h e o p p o r t u n i t y to become a n officer i n t h e M a r i n e C o r p . T h e r e q u i r e m e n t s to e n t e r a basic t r a i n ing school are t h a t each c a n d i d a t e m u s t be p r o v e n p h y s i c a l l y , m e n t a l l y , a n d m o r a l l y c o m p e t e n t . After c o m pleting the basic program, the recruits are stationed a ta regular Marine station. They enter a pracT h e ease with which J o r d a n dist i c e t r a i n i n g i n o n e of t h e f o l l o w p o s e d o f G e n e r a l G l u b b a f t e r 28 ing ten fields: personnel a n d a d y e a r s i s a t r i b u t e t o N a s s a r of ministration, intelligence, training, Wmmmmt Egypt. logistics, c o m p t r o l l e r , public inforP i c t u r e d a b o v e is B a r b a r a D o u g l a s ( c e n t e r ) w h o w a s c r o w n e d Q u e e n m a t i o n a n d e d u c a t i o n , civil a f f a i r s T h e d i s m i s s a l of G l u b b m a r k s a n a n d m i l i t a r y g o v e r n m e n t , legal a n d o t h e r d e c l i n e in B r i t i s h r u l e w h e r e of t h e V e t e r a n s ' B a l l l a s t F r i d a y . W i t h h e r is h e r c o u r t Heft t o rig-lit) l e g i s l a t i v e , a n d s p e c i a l s e r v i c e s . S e c once the Union J a c k was unchalr e t a r i a l s e r v i c e is n o t a v a i l a b l e t o lenged. Britainnia Rules the Waves, Florine Skutnik, J o h a n n a Lecakes, J a n e Idc, M a r y a n n Kuskowski. officers. in h e r m e m o r i e s . Camp Board Establishes Committees For Conference '' Student Union Board Sponsors Photo Sh ow Slate's •' « . ma Photograph! held m conpinctlon F.xhlbwith H 1 •- ^ ; ' " ' " " " ' " " " 1 1 ' " " ' 1 ' ™<™ " "' S i u i d . i s I n u n J lo a p m m Brilbacher t'ppei 1 u tinge, announces Su/,,iine 1 lebernian ,K. General ( ',, I I , I a . Cllalllll.il; fbe Pbolographv P a l l l l c t : , , Wol k o I Kxlllblt will W ll l.l I .1 G U l c ' l t C .,;. S l a l l P i l o t o g r a p h e r ,,l b o t h t h e S l a t e CiilU'Ki 1 Svwh a n d I'cdagllKllt'. c i d , l t e s w o r k s wil he b r o k e n d o w n , , , into thlce phases p i c t o r i a l ilix'll- H i e H o a r d h o p e - in t h e l i i i u r e , to expand the Photograph.N Exhibit i n t o a n A l l - C o l l e g e J u n c t i o n At t h i s , , . , 1 . , , ' s , , , , n c a •< variou.l S, u l . L , . n l . i ' \ u,, . 1 s< ,s^ will be^t . a l U M d w m i , 1 , STATE PAGE 2 COLLEGE Junior Delinquents . . ! NEWS FRIDAY. MARCH STATE C O L L E G E N E W S . FRIDAY, 16, 1 9 5 6 Don' t Feel Ashamed Statesmen; Even Lady Macbeth Had Them Kapital KapesU. B Apathy. Unfortunately this is getting to be a trite y J<>HN MINERS word here at State and at other colleges as well. The worst | > r a m t t ! part of it is that it is true, the facts don't lie. In the editorial column last fall the freshmen were admonished T h e s t r a " d t h i s weekend is reatfor their lack of spirit. At t h e present time we m a k e ref- "ring n powertui, and believe me, ( >|,|,lv m o v i n l o w sll,,y Tl erence t o t h e J u n i o r Class. " « "' n u m " of this p o w e r t u l a n d dee|>lv m o v i n g I n past years the Junior Class h a s never h a d too m u c h loV(, stm.y js N(¥V(M. S a y f j 0 „ d . hyP _ spirit b u t i t always backed its big weekend. If one h a d ,, js ,, ,,,,,. nf conl-UKion i H ,u virll judged t h e situation last fall h e probably would have ,„„,,„,,. daughter nM{ Hnrk Hodt h o u g h t t h a t this was t h e best group of Jolly J u n i o r s in s n n E m o U o n ; l , „,„„„„,,_ ,„1S R n „g m a n y a year. T h e m o n t h s have passed a n d o n e c a n n o ,.„,.,,.,,,,,,., longer look with pride a t t h e J u n i o r Class. I t i.s now, n o t h i n g . I t is disorganized a n d disinterested. Mystery: Since last J a n u a r y the class officers have been trying You can see chiton Webb again, to call t h e class together to make plans for t h e J u n i o r after a very long absence, m ins Weekend. They a r e still waiting for a q u o r u m to get a i»'e.si movie, The Man win. Never financial motion passed to pay for the class banner. They was. Watch him cioak-and-dagger c a n ' t even pay their bills. " with intellectual ciiom omii unc _ .. , i i .1 i i j > Very In dire necessityJ a meeting h a s been called today to , . _ __ . , , , ,. rrP , .„ , , , fine ,, , ° . . ,. . ii ir, exeifnu'. h a d ny a l l At t h e I ' a l u r c meet in Page Hall between 9:50 a n d If) a.m., between class , mysterv H«0 'She's I r i s h , t o o ? " loaturmg Double e,amman it is I h e D e e p L i n e s e a , and t h e beginning ol Assembly. We c a n never remember .A1(h Vlvl,.n ,,,,,,,, ,,-., *ljl)Ul 1I)lul . the use of this type of "last resort" measure in previous ehty, and the performances are exVeai'S J ' ' ('client, t h o u g h passable. !t\ Stated _ , . , , . , , . iiiirrni's . , i i ' . 'i •<•'• M ( ) \ \ l l \ \ anil KI.I.INKI .l|cees.-|n|| I' -11 r ji i ] • i be interest i m ; n , i h e e d i i u i liel Cllal'les'iin slur,. s|ie' l|e\e| T h i s c o l u m n is directed t o t h e various ladies a u x i l - ,,,,,,,, ,, ,,,.,.,,,. ,,, , „,,,,.,„ iaries o n c a m p u s . G r a n t e d t h a t there is a great w o m a n b e h i n d every g r e a t m a n , we f e l t t h a t t h i s issue was c a r r i e d o<>n«: a b i t too f a r d u r i n g the f r a t e r n i t y r u s h i n g last week. ,- i ] l v ,.,„., 1S ,. ,,, ,, h l | , ,.,,,„,,_ Religious Clubs Sponsor Retreat, Parley, Supper Meeting, Banquet By B O B A N D E R S O N S i t ^ y i ' S f l f M r n f l V F i v e of S t a t e ' s R e l l R l o u s C l u b s a r e L i f e . " A B u i r c t S u p p e r will b e g i n "Out, o u t d a m n e d s p o t ! " H a d nine 1 w a s quite confident t h a t I ' ^ t ? A ' v J U I U l U U / planning activities this week which t h e Parley with William Paul Jones, L a d y M a c b e t h s p o k e n i n t h e p l u r a l c o u l d n o t fall p r e y t o t h e P e d D a v i d P a l m e r ' 5 7 . t h e n e w l y e l e c t - 1 ' l c l u f f " R e t r e a t a n d C o m m u n i o n a g r a d u a t e s t u d e n t a t Y a l e U n i v e r M s h e w o u l d h a v e p a r a p h r a s e d t h e p.a.mie. T h e r e f o r e , w h e n , , ' c a m e t h e od p r e s i d e n t of t h e V e t e r a n s S o c i e t y , p o r mcotl.V K and"' "'Mi^umarv ^ Burst speaker. A short worU m i m h t , , nl i h e n u m e r o u s S t a l e s u r e t h r o a t , swollen elands a n d , , , ,. „ , .... B a n q u e t ' ^ ' P s e r v i c e will c o n c l u d e t h e P a r l e y . /-. 11 i , i• , , ... a n p o u n c e s t h a t t h e V e t e r a n s will ' R i , w n " i i i „ n s ninu t.e m.irin i™ „ » n Collegians languishing a b e d w i t h l e v e r ? I e x p e c t e d n o t h i n g less t h a n K e s e i v a t i o n s m a i be m a d e b y c a l l e a s e s of Rntibellii. T h i s l a t h e r i m - , , , , „ , ,,„,.,.. ,.,. ,,,, ,..?,,. u h o l d t h e i r s e c o n d B u c k S o c i a l of t h e N e w m a n C l u b is h o l d i n g i t s a n n u a l j n g A l b a n y 3-2G26. monnniiiieo.si.s or i n f e c t i o u s H e p n t i Sludent Retreat this weekend, a n pre.ssive n a m e refers I n t h e r a t h e r ils a- r e n t e i e d i h e Medical O f l l c e . >' ' '"> S a t u r d a y , M a r c h 24. T h e n m m [ , P s President Berniee O ' C o n n o r Albany L u t h e r a n Student G r o u p u n i m p r e s s i v e , r a t h e r j i i v e n i l l e virus i n f e c t i o n k n o w n ns Oe'rman Me.'isie's M.v b i d f o r l a m e was short lived a l f i u r w i l l he held at t h e C o r i n e a'' Reverend M a r k M u l l e n S.J., h a s s c h e d u l e d a j o i n t supper m e e t n e a n of t h e O r a d u n t e School at. i n g w i t l i t h e T r o y L u t h e r a n S t u d e n t T h a n k vou l ) r Hnnd however lm- i h e diagnosis was quiek Hotel m i S o u t h B r o a d w a y , from N i a g a r a U n i v e r s i t y , w i l l be Retreat G r o u p .Sunday f r o m 5 t o 7 p.m., slm l1 ,,lllm Since [ s c r a t c h e d my way t h r o u g h ' ! ' , ' l '' '' " " ' o r d i n a r y u n - ; | ( ) f ) ( j j ) l U] , ()() . ( m T l r . k r , , s n m y Master. T h e Ret'real is scheduled states Edward V a n Amerongen, " " ' n " , | s "1,,'l-s|l's to begin t h i s evening w i t h a c o n f e r - President of t h e A l b a n y G r o u p . T h e three weeks of 111) hen I '•, I'n - u m e ill US, I hi.-, a 1 Ihcnt liill ' " ' I'»r.hnspc1 f r o m a n y Veterans „ „ e e at 7: la p.m. a n d m e n d S u n d a y m e e t i n g w i l be h e l d a t S t . .John's , ; ..,,,., r e p r i e v e ™»'»''-y ' i n n - n , m o r n i n g w i t h a ! ) : l a a . m . Mass l'ol- L n t h e r i m C h u r c h o n C e n t r a l A v loWPfl l>v a since'ini'd'-sems are i i p o n ' u s a n d this C o m m u n i o n B r e a k f a s t enue. A discussion o n " C o m m u n -,• ( st s b t i e l respite provides ,, chance I n T h l . r..llowin« nilleers were elect- ' " " ' l " ' i , k r i ' ; l 1 , h f ' C o m m u n i o n i s m ' w i l be led by K e n d a l l B i r r , h m a k e u p ' , , , s l u d i e , w i n c h have been H r e a k h s l w i l l be M r s , A n n a b e l l e Associate Protessor of Social Studies. ed at t h e last m e e t i n g f o r t h e year M e l v i l l e , Ph.D., Professor o l H i s t o r y 1 -,in.|UL'aled in I . a m ' nl brume, pu at S t a l e Teachers College, B r i d g e Infer-Varsity Christian Fellowship pom; n r t h e w e e k - m u hhtl iui lllleerrmu auss n l F e b r u a r y , lbali I... F e b r u a r y , 1957: . . - l h . , ; " M i i s a e h u s e t i s . " Th'e "events v v i . 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(',,,,..Ui-'ip ,\ib.mi .us •• 1 h shopping i»,:•,, use the ciiene as ., hoii-em attractiveness Without organizations D these boosts. The members Of t h e s e w h o condone such measures are a d m i t t i n g , ,, m d limncy dmhi ir. I d n i n ' •.. u n •,, H i , ne << m n k e i '"'' , S\\ \.\ S(l\(, , , , , ? - i i ' I- V 1 • ! • I f-^Jt r ^ j 1lit1 I I) 1* . . • , „ / , - .^ . f J r^ 1 r n k i i . e A i i ..p, ' h e v liv-pass <\\r - h a p u p p i ; .,1 h i d : . . VN1) I) \ N ( 1, ,.-„, ,,,,-.,, n ,1:, the «i,,r,n m-enth s..rr:ii.-.-.i •„ die .; 1 i',,,.ie., , • "; l l ! ;," s b s ' : "''" ' llls 'l'''l;"'"1 1'1'1' 'l"'"!l' ' "Ionian's u,.mi»«. ,,.., .,, i: <1111.1v SPOT (| n 'I'u.-sd..-. p. ..i u.s -A...-, .-tuinbim • mtn 01,1 Draper i,,r a n bill 1' M l n l ' ' llie \ 1 ' I ! ' I)e|.'.ee • ...il 1 - I il I T .,1.1. I 1 ' i i . '. 1,11111 i i t 1 ,| ' - vHI.e ' * lllaee * ' , , . . l | | y\ , l|ulie' . 1 I III I rn . a 1: »i.:-. 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' "nI 11-9 n'.-orrl. Imt H«'> ; l " " ' show what 'Ac. behind , ,a, ,.i..,i, vis,* b e h i n d Ihe t h e makings makings ,,f t h e ' v a s t i m p r o v e m e n t , " - , r last v e a r C e r t a i n l y Haw . h o w t h a t ( J u r y H o l w a v s p a r k e d Hie l e . n n w i t h a 24.lt a v e r a g e , a n d t h e , oiii.scored t h e i r n p p ' i n e n t s by llio p n i i i t s . but A II N ' .1-1 l -.1 I : . I II. s \\ ril I I n n .MaI' ' » ' I • . n n d I I Hi ! I' si-: I il I M I I I V I II111 i n . , K . ll\ C a n ill mil I 111 U 11 11 1 1 M M n | . ii I I I . n u l l ' F i n i n ii in p in & \ * - 1 1 PAGE STATE 6 COLLEGE NEWS FRIDAY, MARCH 16, 1956 News Views: M c K a y s Proposed Resignation Promises Oregon Senate Battle State Graduate Explains Project By ANN RIDLEY At the University of Illinois, one student's curiosity got the better of him. An employee, ol" t h e student union, he became fascinated by a new-fangled dishwasher recently in., conveyor licit affair K U ) ,, ( , f | ' ( | r | | s ( , n r | s dishes ih'rough twenty^ j ^ j ( ( | |)( s o a ] ) i l n , , m ( 1 n,,„„,,;. ' that il |(| ( w | f|| ilstulely •., | l v (|ish(„ ( . | ) U , r | h l . w . ) s | 1 ( , f | ,,', p ' (: not h u m a n s',,,, . ' sine , ,, ., , ,,. , ,.,,„ versit.y, sludrnl.s in (he library won duate. Dave Manly '52, Stall interrupted when a placid possum lo Finland in 1955 for strolled n o n c h a l a n t l y through the illlliasi p,.„wt ln.nl d • and sauntered over to \ C o n , m u n , h A l u s s a d o , Piojcct, the m a g a z i n e section. . , ' , : , ' , ' . . , . , , .,,, , , - , , „ , „ , , H f , fie lound nothing which anted , , ' , . . , ' , , . ' , ' , , , - , , ' . |iro ld his iulellectual liist.es so he curli ','. inch wi i made possible by the ,,,, ,„, a pile o| magazines loi •Mbany Jiiiii'.r c h a m b e r of Comshort snooze. mon c ('olnri'd slides will suppleHi eonh-iiiplatci i,mils] inelil 1:1 talk which will serve to Iri'.eii i r i i i n hi plans w h e n hi . IIS'A i i maii\ quesi n ms st udents surprised bv an a t t a c k l n . n i tin ; .i v ha', i1 ni, I he is ,ii,u, >r\ , lis people ,, , T h i s week more tension was added lo a hot political .situation when United S t a t e s Secretary of the Inl.eriur Douglas McKay announced t h a t he would resign his cabinet oost and seek the Republican n o m - , , .. _„ member McKay may make the O i e gon .Senate race a referendum on public versus private power development, r a t h e r t h a n merely a contest of personalities. Probably this will contribute to the cause ol Democrats i n a t i o n f o r TJ. S. .Senator f r o m O r e gon. 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He Iv I r o n , the .h b •,.,r a r,,v ,, The l ,,..-......, i b r a r i a n . ^ , , „ .' , , . , . , „ ., ,"„ „ , ' ."• , , „ " | u m ( 1 d i s p u t e m Oregon are now C rode nlong t h r o u g h t h e various named t h e possum as the q m c t e , ' . , . ^ ^ ^^ uUeresled in a p d r a w n for voter in ' h a t p<' " eomparl.menfs, anrl a •. he sailed oni l i b r a r y .-lisloniei ol the o - u this :j . t i | u | . , , , , A | | l h , .. l c l ,,i s h i p poem entitled Cnlli hungry state , "greei I'd ov i i: | | ) r , | ( | U M . ,, n i ] hl ! ,vas I'i'prinled Inun n llO'lied n lie C o l l i ,,,,,.,. I s n,„t t n ( , , ., (| ,,MVisr.f v I T h i , VUI^H frmT| I hi uppi i l l iii.it . i i ipen i n all I'lii'illiiuii K a n i in Hie O c t a i p m . o r e ( r 0 n will cast a solid passing bv. vnt,,rs ]n . >'ll::: p e o p l e In I w e e n I h e a g e s o l IK ni. Now I lav n n ' d o w n lo Jeep Result ol his n i r n f i l V i ) | ( , f ( | | , r ) P m n c r a t s Morse and Green nid 111 w o o lesidi I I I t h e A l b a n y ,.,,,,„ rc |lpss ( ,f how they vote in t h e longer an emplos ce ol the . u . d e n ' I h c lecture , d i \ I ire,i d u r i n g tla succeeding school ,,,-,"*•-,iri»-i11 nil race I f President F.is- u n i o n Howevei report.- n e g l c - i to II he s h o u l d q u n belore I wal , . n h o w i ' r manages to c a r r v t he state, say w h e t h e r he was an <-i, i i i i r H i n i : O r . e me a poke |,,i .: •• saki ' .ear A p p l i c a t i o n s «na\ be not . n u n . , | s h ( , , l l n ] | JS, N l l n , ] v w i l l 'be lavored s t u d e m A couple ol p u n I r u m the Cum t i . . n ':•' It c h u n b i o| ( ' m i l IVI ,,, r | n t hr- result may be w r i t t e n ol I > f r o m 'I'lic Kensscliicr I'ol \ I <•< li nn- • e i l \ W o r l d . •! :a d IV ' " . s i pel St reel. A l b a t r , , |S ;| ' S i i r t ( | ] | ) ( ) | j u r i , ' | s c h l / o p h r e n i a . T h e C e n t r a l .Michigan L i f e p r m l D i d voil hear about l l n -Mr. .\h • l i e ' , u .si be i c i i n n e u I n M a r c h HI ,(,,. I v | l l , w h i c h l e a d , voters lo re- i d tin l o U o w i n g a m u s i n g ' m v II threw a bar of -oap al his u u r i o i l a . ; .. ei li..n;.l pineal t o . - l l l n i i f l i a l e policies bul not Ihc h a n d is noi u n c o m m o n lo. a l u d c n i lid had seven vears ol bad , u \ ' I"11' v ill while ,',| n „ . p o p u l a i h e n , w i n . advocates p i e . pos-uni. bill a po> urn p l a v i n g l i e was ; e l l m g well in ' i n ' n i-ie K u i - n i l n a i U n t i l Novemlier, !!):Vi M• " i n s i . i d e m is a rarity indeed A lew p i ' a l u n h l lie look a ....:. h i ,,|,| v waP i n d see ...eeks ago ,1 Texas ("hr: Han I h u cure —, Eisenhower Administration and m a n y of its domestic policies. MeKay will be in the unenviable postlion of justifying Mr. Eisenhower's power policies to the voter-, ol a state winch virtually repudiated t h e m in 1954. I n c u m b e n t S e n a t o r Morse w i l l m a k e his l a n d on i n . , vociferous o p p o s i t i o n in wh.it he relet's to as "a R e p u b l i c a n giveaway p, a few selfish interests." However a n o t h e r raclor c o m p i l e ales the i n t e r p r e t a t i o n ol the O r e ,,,,11 Senate race T h i . I- the e o n l r o U'l'.sml career and pel • n a i l ' y ol S e n a t o r M o r e htinsell M o r e walll-st elected 1944, • inns have itlcni mv a a P e l a l b ! lea c. II alios. mall loi I'fe lllelll Ins i a Flection ' ,'i alld o l III I I lenioi rat I ni ill .. ,. i, i i . a. ,. a ti e Klei led v. i\ With Wa'.lic M... I' help was Democratic C'ongi'e woman KdlHi ' heel ,,| f o r . l a n e , who ha . [oiiied Senator Mors • aiul N' ube; v r in ' heir i' , i ' K , ,,r i||i- Isi.-ei.hower Vlu mis poWef pol'.l'le In 1 il.it; no. h M o r e ami M i s t h eel; lac, I III elei l ;. ,|. Il ' I l l s bul th.e e n t r a n c e ol Repuiila an • l i u n c Press Bureau Requests Help Pi a' 11 eiidiii. oie p a d . lie |''l ' III Ian,;;, .i lot. .' the i it:; . ii.'S' si. is. . a . " H i 111, a h '•• v. rk '.: : i it Co-Ch.o Air.'. :. ' I . . . .::'.:>' •' i:.!' Mo .CM a 1 a l i o A h ' O l C o h : He . ' M •< ;-i 1 b e n . :. n . i / i • . m : ;<> p i e ,:• ,., , . ; . d ' " ' .;• .< I,lil •' : " : '''"•• . i .; A:, ••• i n p 1 • o e i i men '' I'.III. I e -., i- I. II . 1 . . . Class Tryouts Request For Last Play I. SUPERIOR TASTE 2. SUPERIOR RLTER S i l M I I I i d I I I N O I i r l . ' l H l r l i c i ' . l l l - e o l I .\ M MIJli'l i o l t o l i a c i 'li,, i. • , |,||U . - a,'..I .'. i l l Mill, RELAX W, I.I I Ol in I ...|i i '•' Ml S«i ( | i i i c k m i l l " ,, . , I,,,,, i"pe e l c li .1 f i n l i l t i-l" -niol.111 '. I " i I I I ' ' ... : i.. i' A i . . I . . I,. I I, a I I i . l t o l II I 1' . .: • : liil l i d . la-llcr l l a v m \ o n u . i n i . l o r e " - . IJ I f l i l l t ' l o n . Mccil it a . YORK, FRIDAY. MARCH 23. Mil Ml, o |e d r a w • ' '• • ll"" ill lip nil I'm-." I'll I A M ' " " Nvlnl'- id-id.-, (l I W " "/"'' pun f i l l I l e . l l l l I - l " I I . I -111..kill MAKE WDM YOUR BIG RED LETTER DAY! 1956 Round, Square Dancing Follows Vefs Sponsor Brubacher s Open House Tonight Spring Buck VOL. XLI NO. 7 Paynes Pedcats Provide Dance Music For M a t e s t a r l y Kisers The doors of Brubacher Hall swing open tonight from S o C / O l T o m O r T O W 7:30 to 9 p.m. for the dorm's annual Spring Open House, e Veteran's Society will sixmannounces Trudy Stemmer '57, General Chairman. All sorT htheir second Buck Social of the rooms, including the apartment of the dormitory director, year tomorrow night from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. at Corrine Hall, 715 Broadwill be open for inspection by Statesmen. The evening will way, a n n o u n c e s Yale Grayson '57, Sodil1 be climaxed by a Square Dance in the main dining room of cimirmnn of the society and _ . , , , _ , , „ • , • • , ' unnPral c h a i r m a n of the event Tickets will be on sale until 4 p.m. today in lower Husled for a donation of $1.00 per person. Tickets arc limited to t h r e e h u n d r e d to avoid overcrowding. Dance music will be provided by a band composed of musicians from area colleges. Vocalist for the group will be David Palmer '57, President of the VeterCommittee C h a i r m e n an's Society. E n t e r t a i n m e n t will be Committee chairmen for this featured during the intermission. event are as follows: G e n e r a l C h a i r Waiter service will be provided man. Miss S l i m m e r ; Invitations, Marcia Levine; C h a p e r o n e s , Susan for all tables, and refreshments will be served, only by the waiters. Leiter; Clean-up, B e t t y King, J u n - T r a n s p o r t a t i o n to and from the iors; Refreshments, Helen Bet.ner; d a n c e is available to all girls who Hostesses, Barbara T a c k a b u r y and plan to a t t e n d . All those desiring Eleanor Caton; Publicity. Eileen rides should sign up on the Vet's Bulletin Board in lower Draper. l.alley; Flowers. Evelyn Moody, Sophomores; Decorations, Claudia Committees for t h e S p r i n g Buck Allcock '59. C h a p e r o n e s for this Social a r e : Program, Salvatore I m inil; Transportation. William event will be Dr. Willard Skitlmore, Schwager; E n t e r t a i n m e n t , Howard Professor of Modern L a n g u a g e s , and Caldwell Waiters, Patrick Cahill; Mrs. Skidmore, a n d A r t h u r Jones, C l e a n - u p F r a n k Burdick. S o p h o Director of Admissions, and Mrs. mores; Publicity, Robert M u r p h y ; Tickets, Philip B a u m , J u n i o r s . Jones. Dress for this alfair will be informal C h a p e r o n e s for the dance a r c : Richard Spalding, Assistant ProfesThis i.s the second open house sor ot Chemistry, and Mrs. Spaldsponsored by B r u b a c h e r Hall this ing. Harold Affsprung, Associate year. During the first semester an Professor of Chemistry, and Albert open house and an informal dance Wuotton, Associate Professor of were held at B r u b a c h e r . Mathematics. will be open for inT h e rooms will be spection from 7:30 to 9 p.m. after which the doors to t h e m a i n dining room will be opened to the Square Dance music of Will Massot.h's Band from Mariaville. Statesmen Petform In Assembly This Morning To Mark '56 Debut T h e Statesmen, a n a l l - m a l e singing group, will sing lour selections Ibis Friday in Assembly. It will be the first a p p e a r a n c e of t h e S t a t e s men on the c a m p u s t h i s year. The group will first sing their theme song. ••Brothers, Sing On." This number will be followed by "Tlic Halls of Ivy. I'he Baltic of Jericho." and " K e n t u c k y Babe." The Statesmen have .sung a n u m ber of programs both in Albany and surrounding c o m m u n i t i e s Ibis season with much success. Among their D e a n Releases Notice engagements have been two Memorial Services at Ihc Albany and On Graduation Rules Watervliel Elks Clubs, and an a n nual smoker lor (he St. Budget's To explain the article which a,p- Parish in Troy. peared in last week's issue ol the News concerning the average needed for graduation we have the fol- Cha irman Announces lowing notice from Oscar K. l.anIiiril, Dean ol the College. Train Time Schedules ' i c s Hi t h AD NEW '9«» "The Bunny Hop", SUB's Third Annual Dawn Dance Will Highlight Morning Activities A t Brubacher Hall T h e highlight of G a m m a Kappa Phi's formal dance at J a c k ' s Oyster House tomorrow, will be the crowning of a queen by last year's queen, Dolores Montalbano. T h e Hi-Fis will provide the music for the Spring formal. C h a p e r o n e s for the evening are: Mrs. G. T. Nye, Miss Roy Ann Salam, Mr. J a r k a Burian, Associate Professor of English, and Mrs. Burian, and Mr. Marvin Blythe, Ass i s t a n t Professor of Education, and Mrs. Blythe. Ann Ryan T>(i, is general c h a i r m a n lor the dance. Members of the committees a r e : Orchestra, J u n e Sliidley; Favors, Beverly M c l n t y r c ; Programs, Barbara Weinstock; Chaperones, Barbara Hungerlord, Juniors. P, "ii a i A ..I m e ' ' m ' i' > ' l i e a Hill.' er ALBANY. Margaret C o o g a n , General C h a i r m a n for Beta Zeta's weekend, h a s announced the following program. S a t u r d a y evening a formal dance will be held at the S h a k e r Ridge Country Club. Jack Dugan and his orchestra will provide the music. On S u n d a y afternoon from .1 to (i p.m., a jazz concert will be held at the sorority house. T h e concert features State's own combo. T h e committees for this event a r e : Arrangements, F r a n Ireland '57, Betty Lee Smith, Plorine Skutnik. Shirley Blowers and Sylvia Hailett. Sophomores: Refreshments, Nancy Louprette '57, and Gayle Petty '58: C l e a n - u p , Lynn B w r a f t and C h a r lotte Brown, freshmen. Chaperones are: Hudson Winn, Associate P r o fessor of Biology, and Mrs. Winn; J o s e p h Garcia, Associate Professor of Physical Education, and Mrs. G a r c i a ; Mr. aiwi Mrs. Boerner. Mrs. Boomer is the house m o t h e r a t t h e Beta Zeta house. 1 'I'allol.'.s Z-461 Beta Zct.a and G a m m a Kappa Phi are holding their a n n u a l Spring formats tocnorrow evening. O r e - o i i C n i m r e ..sioiial race:, ol lit i-l S e n a t o r Morse is given m u c h ol t h e credit l o i h i e \ icloi". ol D e i i i o o r a ' i o Senator Richard Neubi'l. w no i i n ,| " ' e l a l l Republic m Ooi'. C o r - ( i n in ' an races in Oregon ews i«<" Special In IDal) M m • ran loi n- elei I |.,i ,i,s a Republic u. hut i d I the pal ''. in l!)il! lo ' i l l i p a u i , '. la l i e h c i r . eilp lor Deilioera' A d l a i Is Sleyensoii F r o m Plali u n h l I9-V1 Morse pre leri d . " reler to : i m i si-ll a an i n rlcpendetil lull III.air. declared h i m a l l as a 1 Jenioci ,1 i i . the I it tor v e i l ' and worked i i n l e - . i ' . lor the e l l - e l II ill i it ''""tHmMii"'' Sororities Plan Spring Weekend II' i V ' l i ' d ..I. 'In' i State VI Brubacher from 9 p.m. to 12 midnight. rooms hut sine i l i a ' tunc his nda w I'll the pal ''• Hull elc led h i m ; l e a d l h W'.r em d In the pi e nil i l e d u m ol 19 W Morse l.u • endiir eo I teinoi'i .it II.n-i". .; •| n n , i . i l l m Beginning with the Class ol 1957, all s t u d e n t s must have an overall average of 2.0 or higher in order to be graduated 'l'he average is based ii|xui all courses e a r n e d including courses lulled and courses repealed. Patricia Hall '57. C h a i r m a n ol Vacation 'I rains, a c o m m i t lee out ol .Student Council, a n n o u n c e s the ifonnat ion concerning billowing trains to f.ew York Cits lor the Easter Vacation T h i s graduation s t a n d a r d is the result of action taken by the Academic council in the fall of 1952. Since it, was first published in the College Catalog lor 1953-54, the regulation took effect beginning with the Cln.ss of 1957, Tickets will go on sale Monday and Tuesday from 9 a.m to 3 p.m. in lower Husled. 'I'he price ol the ticket lor the t r a i n which leaves Albany al 1:24 p.m. Wednesday, i.s $7.70. S t u d e n t s must p a y lor their tickets when they p u r c h a s e them. T h e m e m b e r s of the S t a t e s m e n are Dominie DeCecco, Richard Erbacher, Peter .Spoor, J a m e s Lockhart, and Peter Dykeniaii, J u n i o r s ; Roger H u n t and Hartly LaDuke, Sophomores; and Harry COO]XT, Richard Stevens, William Spence, Paul Loomis, Robert Sischo, Joseph Foscgan, Harold Garno, Robert Guest.. Paul Erickson, and George Van Houteli, freshmen. "The Bunny Hop," S t u d e n t Union Board's third a n n u a l Dawn Dance, will be held tomorrow morning from 5 a.m. to 8 a.m., a n n o u n c e Betty Van Vlack a n d Robert Reuss, Juniors. Co-Chairmen. This year year the dance will be held in the main dining room at Brubacher Hall to alleviate the crowded conditions which prevailed last year. Music will be provided by Clyde Payne's Pedcats. and during the intermission, a stuffed animal will be awarded to the person Willi the lucky ticket. Tickets will be distributed upon e n t r a n c e to the dance, and the winner must be present. Beatrice Engelhardt '56, Chairm a n of Elections Commission, announces that voting for the Fro.sh Handbook Editor iClass of 19581 will fake place on Tuesday, March 27, from 9 am. to 4 p.m. Vote will be by absentee ballot, at the desk in lower Htlsted. Those nominated for editor are Robert Bosomworth. P a t ricia Corcoran. Mary Crawford. Warren D u n h a m . Joseph Flynn. and Hot me Skutnik. Constitution tests will be given on Tuesday. April 17, and Wednesday. April 18, al 4 p.m. and 7 p.im. both days. All candidates for .Student Council, class presidents, and Student Association officers must take this test. Student Association olficer candidates will give speeches during assembly on Friday. April :!ll. Candidates for class officers will give speeches ill class meetings on Tucsday, April 24. Voting will take place on Friday, April 27. Committees for "The B u n n y Hop" Decorations, S u z a n n e Lleber' 5 8 ' T ° n y S c o r d a t o '56; R e freshments, Richard S a u e r '57, P a t ricia Colway '58; C h a p e r o n e s a n d Invitations, Rosemary Santonicola '58, Carole Altic '59;' B a n d , Todd C u s h m a n '56, J e r r i n e K a n e '59; Clean-up, J o h n Ormsbee '59; P u b licity. Beverly Duga '56; A r r a n g e ments, David Hardy '57, George Cosgrove '58. nl 0: ' m i m n Chaperones for the dance a r e : Richard Spalding, Assistant Professor of Chemistry, and Mrs. Spalding; Richard Sauers, Assistant P r o fessor of Physical Education. Sophs To Elect HandbookEditor In regard to spring elertion nominations: nominations for class officers will take place at class meetings on Tuesday, April 10. at 10 a.m. Nominations for Student Association olficers will fake place d u r ing assembly on Friday, April 13. All nominations will close Monday, April Hi. at 4 p.m. .and all declinations must be m by 4 p.m. on Tuesday, April 17. Coffee and d o u g h n u t s will be served In the cafeteria line of t h e Bru dining room. Dress is informal and admission i.s by S t u d e n t T a x . Admission to the event is by the main door of Brubacher Hall. Tire door will open a t 5 a.m. Since its institution t h r e e years ago, the Dawn Dance h a s proved to be a leading attraction at S t a t e . hast year a capacity crowd of six h u n d r e d attended the d a n c e . T h i s year, the Board i.s utilizing t h e facilities of the dining room in hopes ol increasing the a m o u n t of d a n c ing room. Dean Explains Rules Concerning Vacation Oscar E. College, has regulations before and days. Lanford. Dean of the released the followingconcerning a t t e n d a n c e a l t e r the E a s t e r holi- Easter recess begins a t 11:50 a.m., Wednesday, M a r c h 28. Classes will be resumed at 8 a.m. on Monday, April 9. All s t u d e n t s a r e required lo attend classes Wednesday a n d Monday with t h e exception of only those noted below. S t u d e n t s on the Dean's List, G r a d u a t e S t u d e n t s with a 3.5 average for the preceding semester, a n d all other students excused by the D e a n s Office or the S t u d e n t P e r sonnel Office before the d a t e of the absence. It's Easter - G o With The W i n d , But You Better Get Away Fast Already the Spring season promBv ART ises lo be a busy one lor the group, with e n g a g e m e n t s for several banThere's a million things I'd like to quets and the a n n u a l Spring Music write about this week . . my beard, mid-sems, pledging . . . all Concert here at the college. soils of things. But Easter vacation T h e S t a t e s m e n are chosen by try- is near and sometimes a guy gets out a t the beginning of each year. Ihc feeling that, he's jusi got to write 1 be membership is kept small lo about Easter vacation. allow easier mobility should the ocWhen next Wednesday rolls casion call lor travel. It has been expressed by many people that tin s around that's it. You'll run out group ol men arc am.nig I tic best ui school and run and run You'll good-will ambassadors that. State drop a book, knock over an old lady College lias lor publicity purposes. and you won't care, and you'll run because Easter is cool and nothing Nol to be outdone by the S t a t e s - mat lers. men however, is Ihc female counter11 s been a long tunc and the peopart ol the group, the Chorale! Ics. They, loo. have been doing their ple al Inline miss you. Home Home, part in making Albany conscious ol where the people appreciate you and the existence ol S l a t e College. So where the sun shines and the air New clothes anil tar this season, the girls made an smells sweet appearance before the Mohawk sleep Sleep and gootl food. Good C h a p t e r ol the D a u g h t e r s ol the loud and your sweetheart. They're Anient an Revolution as u lealure wailing Tokyo Rose spoke to the on their a n n u a l guest day. In addi- GI's about home, bul il was n o t h tion to this, they sang a program ing like this T h e GI's had it relalor u prominent women's o r g a n i s a - tively good Eleven days! Far away tion of Albany in the Capitol Room I rum the commons pledge duly, of the Hotel Ten Eyck and the library. It sort of grabs I'LOTMK .Mill right in your left aorta, doesn't it'.J But you must stay m school through Wednesday - really you'll find that there's no better way to please the Dean and your conscience. Then may you leap through the air Willi the greatest of ease, clunb into your suitcase, and gel away get aw.iy fast before something h a p p e n s lo detain you a n d tamper with your pigeon-like homing instincts. Yes. when cometh the rightful time for departure, lie and cheat and kill and die but gel out of here and go home where they love you. Ah, lo think ol the outlet the home scene affords from the pressures ol intellectual tension! Think ol the eggs, the multi-colored eggs. And the Easter Bunnies, chocolate and edible. These are the symbols ot your carefree childhood and these are the things that will prolong your sanity. Go home, Martians, go home. Forget about everything and my lea lures and . . leave.