STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 1944 PAGE 4 MAA Plans Big Chi Sigs, Phi Delts, Rares, Freshmen Win Rivalry Basketball Athletic Doings KD, Psi Gammas Triumph The freshman class, last Friday defeated their arch-rivals, the Sophs, For States Men Morelanders, BetaZeta 34-31, in one of the cleanest-played, most exciting games seen this year. It was the kind of a game that was a pleasure to watch. The shrieks of delight and horror that alternated between the two sides of the floor were the best indication of the way the scoring took place. Neither team ever had a substantial lead. The frosh guards were amazing at times. Time after time, their interceptions broke up the Soph attack and they even managed to disrupt the usually perfect passwork of Slack and Shoup. Baker Scores 18 Points Gloria Baker scored 18 of the 34 points for her team. Fran McCormack, streaking across the floor at a terrific pace, was the frosh playmaker. Gloria Russo played a steady game. Despite their lack of practice together, the '47 team was well coordinated and fast. The Sophomore team was not entirely passive while the frosh overcame them. Groden, Straub and Dunn made a valiant effort to hold down the irrepressible Baker and her cohorts. Slack was high-scorer for '46, with 15 points. Seymour and Shoup played well, Herlihy did a very good job in forward position for the few minutes she was in. The three rivalry points will be obtained by the team who is victorious in two out of the three games played. Gette Dunn, captain of the Soph team promises quick revenge, but the freshmen plan to thwart such action by taking the next game to make it a clean sweep for '47. Frosh Sophs Name pts. Name pts. Baker f. 18 Hwllhy I. 2 eymo,,r f McCormackf. 7 SShoup " " f. I* Russo f. !) Slack f. II Smith T. g. Groden g. Sweeney g. Dunn g. IHurgot g. Straub g. Total 30 Total 34 Bert Klley Now that the faculty has a Student Tax, or, more properly, a Faculty Tax, we can expect scenes like the following: A man wearing a grey suit enters the office. He walks up to the counter and says, "Is Dr. Nelson in?" A woman answers, "Yes, but he's busy. Won't you sit down a moment?" The man sits down on a leather-covered settee. He removes a three by five card from his pocket and nervously twists it in his hand. A close observer might see the name "Brainwell" upon the card and the legend, "Do not fail to keep this appointment." A secretary says, "You may go in now, Dr. Brainwell." The man rises, hesitates a moment, then with something reminiscent of Sidney Carton, walks manfully into the sanctum. The Dean is working efficiently at his desk; from time to time he makes a calculation on a slide rule. He does not notice the man standing diffidently before him. The Dean looks up. "Sit down, Brainwell," he says. Brainwell sits. "About those cuts, Dr. Nelson—" he begins. "No, we'll take care of them later," the Dean says. "This matter is even more important than that. You haven't bought your Faculty Tax." "Yes, well, uh, you see—I was going to buy it last month, but the payment of my Buick was clue and I—" "Now see here, Brainwell—you have your obligations to your fellow faculty members. Why don't you get a little job somewhere if you or your family can't afford to pay your way through here. Unless you pay your tax, we won't let you be in the faculty skit this year." "Oh, no, not that, anything but that." "I'm sorry, Brainwell, but in these times we cannot tolerate any shirking. Come, no dough, no show." humanity: Kiley, Wurtz, and CranThe man's shoulders sag. A beaten dell to demonstrate our thesis. look comes over his face. "How much It seems that being normal, are they?" he asks. healthy young Americans, the boys "Six dollars." like girls. And, in the course of The man hands over a ten dollar pursuing this hobby, manage to cover bill. The Dean hands him back a a lot of territory. One day, whilst one. prospecting, Kiley discovered a most "The other three?" the man asks. attractive young thing. He whipped home, glanced hurriedly through "Your wife." The man looks wistfully at the his files, selected line No. 4B (depth and cullurei and set forth on the dollar bill. "A one, only one left out of ten. quest. He appreciated music, he reWhat can I buy with a one dollar cited poetry. She was unimpressed. "That girl just doesn't like me," bill?" The great man smiles. He knows he said. the answer to that one, too. "A ham Some lime later, Wurtz had desandwich at the Boulevard," he says. veloped Ills tasle lo the point where It saw and admired the same lair Unconscious Humor Dept. "As a transfer to Slate, I find one. He was witty; he was charmmyself a bit on the outside . . . with ing. She was unimpressed. the vantage point of any onlooker "That girl just doesn't like me," giving constructive criticism . . . We he said. honestly feel that MAA's . . . leaderThen one day Crandell glanced up ship be classified as a major office." from the G. T. column lo see the Jim Crandell In letter lo Jargon lovely vision. They danced, they in G.I., February 25, 1044. chatted, they held hands. Then "James Crandell, '4(i, has been ap- suddenly she regained equilibrium. pointed to MAA's staff to fill the She became unimpressed. "That girl just doesn't like men," vacancy created by the graduation he said. of J. Regis Hammond." NKWH, Page 4, Feb. 25, 1944. That's what you need — conWebster defines induction as "act fidence. or process of reasoning from a part to a whole . . . or from the Individual to the universal. . . " It is sometimes of Interest to the student to note the effect of the Western & Quail human equation upon the conclu15c a game for school leagues sions drawn from a given set of observed facts. Complete objectivity from 9 A.M. to 0 P.M. is difficult, very difficult. Let us take the case of those three dregs of By George W. Hess • Strange as it may sound, MAA has exclusive use of the college gym from 7:00 to 10:00 on Thursday nights as long as attendance warrants it. There has been a tuh-riffic controversy raging about this all year. It seems that some of the girls and more than a few Milne students didn't want to relinquish any of their precious time to the hardpressed men of State. There are people who will begrudge a penny given to a beggar. Now that it has been arranged, it is hoped that the boys don't give their big chance the old heave-ho. Even being there will give the ferns the idea that someone is interested in building himself up from a 97 pound weakling into something that would look good in marble. Don't mistake that marble for the type that small boys use in their games of chance. Budding Kimtc Kocknes Some of the more athletic members of the male student body have volunteered their services as general overseers. They don't pretend to be full-fledged Instructors or even come close to that title. They will be there to show the uninitiated where things are and to get the ball rolling. Bert Kiley will be in charge of the whole shebang and can be persuaded to show his sterling basketball form at any time. Al Beninati is going to do a little boxing. He is liable to quit, however, if anyone over 05 lbs. takes him on. He will be in charge of the punching bag at the far end of the gym. Attempts have been made to get Manny Miller to demonstrate his tiddly-wink technique, but he has been showing a rare display of temperment and refuses to co-operate. He could give the boys a real workout in the "Mineola Shuffle." In addition lo all these aforementioned athletic delights there is going to be tumbling, wrestling and about everything else. A new-comer, Jack Dorn, has the build of a tumbler and wrestler. There will be quoit pitching for those who want it, Wishful Thinking? A rather dreamy idea has been floating through various male heads lately. Thcv have been drugging themselves with the visions of a good coach, capable of handling all sports. Quien sabe, maybe some clay they will have one. But until those halcyon days of the post-war world are with us, it is sure to remain only a dream. A Reporter's Hounded 'Til He Has To Be Infallible WAA played an unusually heavy schedule this week with five of the top teams emerging victoriously. On Monday afternoon Chi Sig NKWS—Feb. 25, 1944 slammed through to a 40-4 win over Oh, we are little, Moreland Hall. The second game of We ain't so strong. the afternoon between KD and the Alas, Dear News Rares ended in a 29-15 victory for You've done us wrong. KD. On Tuesday night, Gamma Kap We took one game, Though we admit lost a hard fought game to the We're still quite lame Rares. The game was a close one Because of it. during the first half but the Rares finished up with a 22-13 lead over Please notify the Gamma Kap team. Davidson Your sports' reporter was top scorer for the Rares with That Moreland Hall 18 points while Young led the GamAin't rigis mortor. ma Kaps with a score of 9. P. S. We beat Farrell. Phi Delt Takes Moreland Moreland Hall was again defeated in a contest with the strong Phi Delt squad. Seymour, with 17 points and Braithwalte with 10, accounted for 27 of the 29 points gained by Phi Dolt. Hollls, having a total of Four matches were scheduled this 12, look scoring honors for the Morepast week in WAA's bowling tourna- land squad. ment, including: Kappa Delta vs. Farrell wns scheduled to play Plii Delta, Farrell vs. Gamma Kap, Wren Hall but forfeited the game. Psi Gam vs. Chi Sig and BZ vs. The league standing began to take Moreland. At present, none of the on a more definite shape as a result matches have been completed as of the outcome of a contest between some of the teams have not finished four of the teams picked for league the required three games. honors. The powerful KD quintet Clara Hill, captain of bowling, has triumphed over the undefeated Psi announced the learn standings and Gams by a count of 25-18. Pickert total scores for the first four rallied to the Psi Gam cause with matches: First, Phi Delta, 7730; Chi a total of 10 [joints while Smith Sig, 7098; Farrell, 7433; Psi Gam, spark-plugged the KD lead with 14 7320; Kappa Delta, 7120; Gamma tallies. Kap, 0951; Moreland, G534; BZ, G3G1. Chi Sig Outguanls I t / Phi Delta has the highest match The most exciting game of the pinnage, totaling 2094 pins for one series loomed up as the evenly match. Mary Nolan, of the Chi Sig team matched Beta Zetas and Chi Sig has the highest individual game to quintets met on the Page Hall court. The game started out at a fast pace date, 219. and for the first lew minutes of play the outcome was unpredictable. Swim Meet On Thursday At the end of the first period the The rivalry swim meet is slated for Chi Sigs were out in front by a score Thursday at 8:00 P. M. in Public of 0-4. La Salle and Baker, veteran Bath Nn. 'i. Dot Townsend and players of the BZ team, were not in Jean Linehart, life-guards who their usual form and were thwarted •supervise the event, announce the in every attempt by the close, steady program of events will consist of a guarding of Latimer and Hylind. straight relay, a lighted candle re- The invincible Doinann-McCormacklay, and an "undress-dress again" Garfall combination dropped one relay, novelty races requiring parti- basket after another despite the cipants to swim with hands lied, hard fight displayed by Dunn, Bushdiving for pennies, baloon blowing, nell, and Blake on the defense. Domann carried off Chi Sig honors and one straight, race, diving for pennies, balloon blowing, with 14 points and Garfall followed and one straight race. Freshmen closely Willi 11. LaSalle came and Sophomores should sign up on through with 7 points for the BZ's. The final score was 31-15. WAA bulletin board. "Wren, Moreland, Farrell and Gamma Kap have yet to win a game . . . " Phi Delt Leads W A A Bowling (MANY CONGRATULATIONS) . . . from Caracas to Cleveland CAFETERIA Try Our HuHlncssman's Lunch 60c To strike up friendship, your Yank oil-driller in South America suys, Have a "Coke", and he's said, I'm your pal. World-wide, Coca-Cola stands for the pause that re/reshes,—luis become the genial gesture of friendliness everywhere... just as it is at home with Coca-Cola in your refrigerator. BOTTIED UNDER AUTHORITY OF THt COCA COLA COMPANY BY 188 200 CENTRAL AVENUE ALBANY, N, Y. ALBANY COCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. ALBANY, NEW YORK, FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 1944 u u 3 ll'l nutunil for popular names to uci|uirtt friendly uhhtevtulioni. I hut'tt why you hear Com Colu i ullnl "Coko"i Freshmen Present Case No 2—An Editorial Sixth Big T e n , >A T - ^ vovrycxviii NO>M Myskania Discussion Slated For Morning's Assembly We at State arc proud of our so-called democratic institutions. Freedom of speech, freedom of press, right of assembly—these are phrases which roll off our tongue as smoothly as quicksilver, We are inclined to forget that when these privileges were granted, the men Dancing, Bond Raffle Students To Propose who gave them look it for granted, or sincerely hoped that those who W i l l Be Held In Gym would use them would do so intelligently, and in such a way that the O Tempora, O Mores,Govt. Revision Plan Feline Matriculation Endorsed natural dignity of these rights would be enhanced. Number six of the Big Ten scries Student government, and more How much would it cost a cat will be presented by the class of You are (he ones in whom the final authority of government lies. to see an AD play? Would it be specifically Myskania, will be under 1947 tomorrow night at 8:00 P. M. fire this morning in Assembly. The in Page Hall, and at 9:15 P.M. in You are its source, its nourishment, and its death. 11 is a responsi- worthwhile to have a "cat tax" discussion on the Senior Leadership —and if so, would we let its comthe gym. bility which you cannot and must not ignore. Il implies a knowledge Society begun last week by MyskThe first part of the evening's of your government, a sincere interest in its welfare, and an unpreju- panions in for half-price? What ania Itself will be continued and is the status of cat affairs of New entertainment is a talent show with York Slate College For Teachers? it is expected that plans for the a simple plot, and bears the title diced attitude toward ils execution and its executives. II seems that in the past, a revision of not only Myskania but "Heaven Can Wait." If will include This morning in Assembly you will be called upon to judge the friendly creature affectionately also Student Council will be introexcerpts from well-known works, both dramatic and musical. Jim merits of your student government, If you are influenced by group referred to as the "Annex Cat" or duced by various members of the Conley and Bertha Wakin, co- loyalties, personal prejudices and petty jealousies, you are selfish and Alex, has been allowed to attend student body. The continuance of directors, have summed il thus: "We our student functions, free of the discussion was made possible and the theme committee have opposed to the ideals of our democracy. If you attack and do not charge. However, clue to the when Debate Council offered to rechosen what we think is the best understand what you are attacking, if you arc ready to destroy simply recent tax innovations, if has linquish the time alloted to them way to present an all Frosh show for the sake of destroying without knowing what you destroy or what been suggested that the honored this morning for a scheduled debate. which would cover the talent of the .(real be categorized as either Myskania Opens Discussion better can lake its place, you are a disgrace to the school and to the class oi '-17 and be represent live of faculty or student member. This Student Association. The initial step for the whole it." would make it possible for Alex to have an official standing, and question was taken by Myskania in Heretofore undisclosed talent will If you understand how your Student Government works, if you a diplomatic acknowledgment last week's Assembly when Patricia be represented by Audrey Bopp, Latimer, President of Student Assocsinging. "You Made Me Love You"; can lake an objective stand and have the actual welfare of the student of his presence at these affairs. Shirley Gross, doing a scene from body at heart, in Heaven's name, speak! Those who advocate the stu- iation, announced that the floor was the Broadway lilt, "Pins 'n Needles"; dent classification of Alex point open to discussion on the issue of There are two or three facts which should be taken into consider- out that his attendance in the whether or not the existence of Dick Smith and Rosemary Malane dueling in a skit, "The Marlins and ation when there is a discussion on the floor this morning: French classes has been fairly Myskania as an organization was the Coys"; and Kay Hagerty, supergood, while his Matli attendance feasible and compatible with the 1. Any resolution which might be made will be an amendment to is 95'} better than those of his wishes of the student body. Miss ceding Katherlne Cornell in her act. A male quartet composed of Reid, the constitution and as such will be posted one week before being enrolled colleagues; on the other Latimer stated that it was the conSmith. Francello and Conley will voted upon and will require a 2/.? vote of the student body. hand, the pro-faculty faction re- sensus of the opinion in Myskania render some old favorites, and an taliates by explaining that on that opposition to that body had original pantomime entitled, "The 2. Myskania as an honorary and secret body cannot be changed several known occasions, Alex has been steadily growing among the Lighthouse Lovers" or "Romance on without necessitating the resignation of Myskania as a body. How- sat at Dr. X's desk, with an instudents and that therefore Myskthe Beam" will he dramatized. The telligent demeanor expressing ania itself believed the question patriotic finale will feature Mary ever the student body may take away any or all of the judicial powers his teaching inclinations. warranted open discussion on the Tellan and .lack Dorn, soloists, back- of .Myskania and il may si ill remain an honorary and secret roganizaSo the question is still a moot Assembly floor. Trece Aney, '44, ed by the entire cast. Bert Pike, linn. one: Is Alex, the Annex Cat, a then stated Myskania's ease, enummaster of piano boogie-woogie, is student or faculty member? erating their accomplishments this Lo be starred between curtains. year and justifying, in her opinion, Al the conclusion of the producwhy Myskania should remain on tion, the audience is invited to go to campus, the gym for dancing. Arnold Brown Myskania's Case and his eleven "Modernalrres" will provide I lie sweet and hot music. Miss Aney said in part, "Myskania Cadets from Union and RPI have also been invited to attend, so a has for its purpose three things: by Betty Lo Faro quantity of men is assured. Coke 1. to serve as a judicial body for the Exams To Be Given The regular Monday session of same. I2I Industrial and rural areas wil be sold for refreshment. Student Association; 2. to preserve The peak of entertainment will be the Legislature is an impersonal are especially chseomfittod by the Wednesday In Milne the traditions and interests of the reached by the presentation of a "ipso facto" in the average State present arrangement of allotments. Since the war the attendance has Dr. Milton G. Nelson, Dean, has student body; and 3. to provide a student's experience. It is one of ballet starring Selma Bond and fallen off in these areas in immense announced that the third nation- means of bettering student-faculty assisted by five masquerading Frosh the background environmentals of and staggering numbers. High school wide test for candidates who wish to relations." Mis Aney further stated, men: Francello, Lashinsky, Cook, Albany to which each is exposed— usually frequented once or twice and students who have worked in fac- be considered for the Army Special- "Some people have been heard to Stewart and Conley. say that Myskania is not a demotories on I he night shift are fatigued The dance will end with I lie an- allowed "to sink into the oblivion 'menially and physically and do ized Training Program and the Navy cratic organization and therefore from whence' it arose"—since 'all the nouncement of the winner of the not attend classes, many quit school College Program V-12 will be held on fifty dollar war bond that is being legislation is carried on in the com- - entirely to work. In agricultural March 15, 1944, at 9 A.M. The test ought not to exist in a democratic society. Before you can analyze this mittee rooms anyway.' raffled. areas, 75'i of the student body is will be given in Milne, Room 233. point you really have to think, 'What Often however, legislation is pend- absent during the planting and harStudents who took the test on ing which is of urgent and direct vesting seasons, These increased ab- April 2 or November 9, 1943, and who are the implications of democracy import to certain organized groups; sences mean a decrease in the are still eligible to apply for the here in our own organization? 1. That the existing form be made the 'cause' of that particular group amount of stale aid; again, the overis I hen put into the hands of a few head and maintenance are constant! college programs, must take the up of students; 2. that It work for dynamic personalities known al The resulting factor is a decrease in March 15 lest if they wish to be students; and 3. that the final conlarge, as lobbyists, whose specific: educational endeavors and a deple- considered again. trol be vested in all the students . . .' duty il is to effect disadvantageous tion of adequate teaching facilities; A student is not obligated to enter In everything we have done this Directing I he AD plays slated legislature. Opprobious terms are the manifestation of which is a the program if he is accepted. How- year we have tried to be completely for next Tuesday night are Patricia applied In referring to general decline in the quality and ever, no candidate who expresses a democratic. Since Myskania is a Mulcaliy, '45, and Barbara Putnam, sometimes these effectors. Yet, when the usual quantify of education, limiting the preference for the Army will be group of activity heads, ideas for ''If). lethargic attitude and apathetic tor- scope and expansion of (lie educa- considered by the Navy and vice- change come spontaneously. We Miss Mulcahy's play is a tragedy por is considered, the necessity for versa. No change in preference may didn't sit down and say to each which lakes place in a small farming the existence of such a group must tion quotient. community in Maine. "Squaw bo recognized, or I lie necessity oblibe made after the day of the test. other, 'Now let's think of an idea. This flagrant "impedimenta" in Winter" by Frances Langsdoi'f Fox v la ted. Eligibility requirements are that Let's change something.' All the professorial realms has so far been is a story of two women who are the candidate must be a high school ideas that came to us sprung up driven to commit a crime because of State Aid to Education, as exe- tolerated, until recently the Youngfrom 3 to 3 ' - years of working hi their desperate need for money. cuted under the Freidsan Formula, Milmoe Bill was Introduced. This graduate or a high school senior school affairs." Effie Hale, the mother who Is reli- was to be equalized education appor- bill was 'unpalatable' to I he legis- and be at least 17 years of age. StuIn summary she said, "We believe gious lo a fault, will be played by tioned to each stale, accorded to lature and the governor, and revision dents who do not meet the eligiMartha Joyce, '45; Ann Hale, the rural, urban, rich and poor districts. was defeated. Another bill, lOlliffi bility requirements are not permitted in Myskania. We are very sincere when we say that Myskania is a good repressed and bitter daughter, by II undertakes to allot moneys for advocated pegging slate aid at the to fake the test. Lucille Kenny, '45; Sara Hale, the educational purposes in the degree 1932 level, This loo, was defeated, The Qualifying Test is the first organization. We think that a body In applying the Freidsan Formula step in the selection of men for the made up of seniors who are activity practical aunt, by Marge Cronin, '4(1; of attendance to each school area. Orpha, an Indian woman, by Irene Consequently the poorer the district, in elementary and senior high college program of the Army and heads has constructive ideas, has an Heck, '45; and Alice, a neighbor, by the greater the aid, and inversely, schools, $0,100,1)0(1 (9.11 was allotted, the Navy. II. is designed to measure interest in the student body and Is Marianne Davis, '47. the richer the district, the lesser the and lasl year extended to the kin- the aptitude and general knowledge willing to work hard. Do you, in a dergarten groups the amount of required for success In the college democratic society, abolish an orMiss Putnam's play is a farcical aid. For example, in New York City, $1,000,000 (1.01, comedy on a conservative old British the educational system pays for oneprograms. The test will be given ganization that is good for society?" Assemblyman Ziminer <Li Troy, only on the morning of March 15; Putnam 1'rCNeuts Ca.se gentleman who is about to be made half the total budget, the residue a knight, His first wife returns as a by the stale. However, In an area and Assemblyman Stelngut (Di have candidates who do not fake the test Barbara Putnam, '45, is expected .secretary and upsets his life-long like Washington county, U0'/r of Its introduced respectively two appro- at Unit, lime will have no further to try and refute these arguments total budget is paid for by the slate. priation bills, Mr. Ziminer for 9.1 equilibrium by stating that she left opportunity until the next time the In thLs morning's Assembly. Her him because she could not stand his The Freidsan Formula applies mtlt'lji and Sfeingut for 7.5. Mr. Slelnguf's test is given. Each student will be points will include, "If any group to elementary and secondary schools, bill was defeated leaving Mr. Zim- notified by approximately May 15, personality. The play revolves about take upon Itself the right to interthe second wife's change in feelings not to colleges and higher educa- mer's bill lo be voted upon. as to whether or not he has quali- pret the sentiment of the entire tional institutions, to her husband. The precluded seriousness of the fied on the tesl. However, no test group and to follow its interpretaThe part of Kale will be played Certain apparent ami hitherto Ir- issue and complete review of the scores will be reported either to tion with action, that group should by Hlit 11 Fine, '45; Harry, by John remediable weaknesses are coexist- determinant factors involved are students or the school authorities. be democratically represented in the Dorn, '47; Lady Sims, by L'dnu ent with the present formula, among found in Owen D. Young's "Regent's No Instructions have been issued student body. I feel that Myskania Marsh, '45; and the butler Tombas, which appear the following: ID The Report" which contains a section to local Selective Service Boards to is not democratically representative by Clyde Cook, '47. lack of health facilities. When epi- dealing with our educational needs, defer students on the grounds that of the student body, and therefore These two plays will constitute demics occur there are consequent and the Slruyer Report, which also they may be chosen for participation should not be allowed to exercise the third In a second semester's reductions of state aid; yet the over- recommends the needed revision of in the ASTP or the Navy V-12 Pro- those rights, These are some reasons head and maintenance remain the the Freidsan Formula. series. gram. (Continued <»i page .v, vol t> Talent Jamboree Freidsan Seeks Support For Bill Army-Navy V-12 lo Equalize State Education Aid Schedule Tests Mulcahy,Putnam To Direct Plays Have a Coca-Cola = Muchas felicidades DIAL 5 - 1 9 1 3 BOULEVARD 443-Z Fall Before Chi Sigs RICE ALLEYS GEORGE D . JEONEY, PHOP. State College Nei m PAGES STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 1944 STATE COLLEGE NEWS Ettibllihtd May 1916 By Iht CI«M of 1918 M a r c h 10,1944 No. 20 Vol. X X V I I Distributor Member Collegiate Digest Associated Collegiate Press The undergraduate newspaper of the New York State College for Teachers; published every Friday of the College year by the NEWS Hoard for the Student Association. Phones: Office, 5-0373; Baxter, 2-5545; Stengel, 8-2804; Plckert, 2-2752. REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING B» National Advertising Service, Inc. College Publisher! Representative 4 2 0 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, N. Y. CHICAGO • BOSTON • Lot AHEELIS * SAN FRANCISCO The News Board JANET K. BAXTER MARY B. STENGEL JANE PICKERT LILLIAN GROSS BERTRAM KILEY SUNNA COOPER EDNA MARSH DOROTHY MEYERS CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF EDITOR-IN-CHIEF BUSINESS The Arts— by S m y t h e • Tuesday n i g h t ' s AD performance was definitely below s t a n d a r d . T h e flatness m a y h a v e been partially d u e to t h e fact t h a t t h e r e were only 60 people in t h e audience—900 empty seats a r e n o t especially inspiring to a n y cast. B u t t h e basic fault was t h e play itself; t h e plot was incredible, t h e c h a r a c t e r s were i n ane, t h e r e was no feeling of unity whatsoever. S c h m i t t was obviously sincere a t m o m e n t s , b u t s h e could not carry t h e play alone. Polsky's m o v e m e n t s were forced a n d she used entirely too m u c h volume. Uffman's c h a r a c t e r was never clearly defined. H e r e n u n c i a t i o n was too careful a n d h e r over-exuberance was exh a u s t i n g . T h e t e m p o of t h e whole performance was too slow. MANAGER And t h e n t h e r e was t h e AD t a l e n t CIRCULATION MANAGER show. Mulcahy a n d her accomSPORTS EDITOR p a n i m e n t d i d n ' t get together soon ASSOCIATE EDITOR enough to m a k e h e r first song good, A S S O C I A T E E D I T O R but h e r One For My Baby w a s ASSOCIATE EDITOR definitely mellow. M a r t h a Joyce did h e r usual excellent job. Her ,3;..,. moving monologue was the highspot of the evening a n d Kiley a n d EDNA MARSH Drooz's version of Golden Boy pickISSUE EDITOR ed up toward t h e end. T h e lighting was u n f o r t u n a t e d u r i n g the talent All ci indentions should be addrossod in the odltor and show—either non-existent or dismust bo signed. Names will lie withheld upon request. The STATE COLLEGE NEWS assumes no csponslblllty t r a c t i n g . for opinions expressed in lis columns or communications us such expressions iln no! necessarily reflect lis view. Cooperation, Please . . . L u s t y e a r a revision of t h e clauses in t h e S t a t e College C o n s t i t u t i o n c o n c e r n i n g finances w a s m a d e . T h e B o a r d of A u d i t a n d C o n t r o l w a s c r e a t e d a n d t h e a r t i c l e s a m e n d e d in a m a n n e r which simplified g r e a t l y t h e allocation of t h e S t u d e n t Association funds. O n e of t h e m a j o r p o i n t s of t h e a m e n d m e n t s w a s t h e p l a n i n t r o d u c e d which r e a d : STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 1944 Yes, E m i l y w a s good, a n d No, B a i r d didn't go to Jail. If ye h a v e t o be suspicious a t all, we would ask if strapless evening gowns were, after all, as insecure as they look. B u t in spite of t h e dress, a n d some r a t h e r pointless gestures, we liked Emily. T o be explicit for those w h o didn't see a n d h e a r her, we a r e of course r e ferring to Emily Kimbrough, a u t h o r a n d c o - m a d c a p with Cornelia Otis Skinner. Maybe long association with Cornelia helped Miss K i m brough with d r a m a t i c i n t e r p r e t a t i o n ; w h a t e v e r was t h e influence, it p r o duced a very effective speaker. T h e anecdotes s h e selected were well-sustained. S h e built up each story delicately a n d well to a very satisfactory climax. H e r audience was a living witness to her excellence—if t h e r e were a n y whispers, we didn't h e a r 'em. Especially well received was t h e incident c o n c e r n ing Alfred Lunt, in which Miss K i m brough used her d r a m a t i c ability to t h e " n t h " degree. Great Day Coming, Mavourneen, SCA Schedules Communications— To t h e Editor: To t h e Editor: Harps' Riot Invades Commons Religious Talks W e t h e p r o l e t a r i a t of S t a t e ColI t seems to m e t h a t 0 Q9 -by K I P P V M A R S H GREETINGS You, to whom State has been entrusted for the duration—take care! You who find life little interrupted by even such a wide-scoped war—appreciate the beneficence! To those of us who left, our places around the flame of learning, what difference whether voluntarily or not, to warm our hands around another flame, the more sanguine one of battle, State stands as a symbol of that which ive left behind and to which we desire lo return at the first opportunity. You, the present student body, are the guardians of that symbol, and in your hands lies the poivcr not lo make the "beacon" shine brighter, figuratively and tritely speaking, but rather speaking practically, to give State back to us in which we left it. Unfortunately, her ability was lost in the same, good condition t o t h e majority of the s t u d e n t body Let Slate remain unscathed though Institutions —however, we forget Hint most of full before reforming feminine hands; let the same S t a t e doesn't need culture. high moral standards prevail; lei the student body P. S. T h e refreshments were good. remain united in its interest to keep the government T h a n k s , SCA. democratic. Please don't streamline this, feminize that, revolutionize the other, unlit I hat which was Stale is no more; we want to come back to a Stale we knew, a friendly Stale, a home. Do this for us and we'll give our thanks. VitMol " T h e B o a r d of A u d i t a n d C o n t r o l is a u t h o r i z e d t o a p p o i n t a c o m p e t e n t a u d i t o r w h o shall check t h e -by RIIONA RYAN h o o k s of each o r g a n i z a t i o n . T h e B o a r d s h a l l p u b lish a b i - m o n t h l y s t a t e m e n t of S t u d e n t Association Amid t h e furious discussion in i t y ? T h i n k carefully before a n s w e r finances c o n t a i n i n g t h e c u r r e n t r e c e i p t s a n d e x p e n d i - school as to w h e t h e r M y s k a n i a ing, should be abolished, revised, or left t u r e s of e a c h o r g a n i z a t i o n . " 2. Have you always wanted lo in its pristine state, it occurred to T h e n e w B o a r d elected last S p r i n g h a v e d o n e this columnist t h a t the solution w a s be on M y s k a n i a ? 3. Do you look well in black? t h e i r p a r t . T h e y h a v e issued a n a p p e a l to t h e t r e a s - simple. All t h a t w a s needed w a s 4. Are you fast? If you were on a conference of clear, unprejudiced u r e r s of t h e v a r i o u s o r g a n i z a t i o n s a s k i n g t h e m t o Myskania, after Assembly, how fast minds, a n d e v e r y t h i n g was solved. could you pass o u t ? s u b m i t t h e i r b o o k s so t h a t t h e y m a y be a u d i t e d . N a t u r a l l y she chose Honey Schoen VII. T h e week before Moving-Up N o n - c o o p e r a t i o n , c h a r a c t e r i s t i c of S t a t e College, is as collaborator, a n d now p r e s e n t s again evident. T h e b o o k s a r e , from t h e original proudly the Ryan-Schoen Renova- Day, M y s k a n i a fills out following c h a r t on each c a n d i d a t e . p l a n , t o be a u d i t e d m o n t h l y ; y e t m a n y of t h e m h a v e tion plan, or, " W o r k Your W a y 1. Right sorority or fraternity. T h r o u g h to Glory." n o t been seen since D e c e m b e r . 50 credits. R e a d 'cm a n d weep. T h e S t u d e n t b o d y is d e f e a t i n g itself. T h e p u r 2. R i g h t activity (WAA, MAA, I. F r e s h m a n Year. Be it resolved pose of t h e plan which t h e y t h e m s e l v e s a p p r o v e d t h a t f r e s h m a n sign up for M y s k a n i a WAC, SCA, a n d other combinations l a s t y e a r w a s t o p r o v i d e a p e r i o d i c check of t h e on Activities, only qualifications of l e t t e r s i, 25 credits. 3. F o r anyone fool enough to be b o o k s so t h a t no o r g a n i z a t i o n would go b e y o n d its being t h a t they can write or print t h e i r n a m e , or k n o w somebody t h a t in o t h e r activities. Any combinaline. An a n n o u n c e m e n t w a s m a d e in A s s e m b l y a n d can do it for t h e m . (This simple tion, 5 credits. e v e r y i n d i v i d u a l t r e a s u r e r was c o n t a c t e d p e r s o n a l l y stop abolishes all confusion a r i s i n g 4. Actual leadership a n d initiative. t h e first of F e b r u a r y . Y e t t h e r e s u l t s o b t a i n e d h a v e from people saying, "Oh, I'm not ', credit. interested in M y s k a n i a . " All inbeen e n u m e r a t e d a b o v e . (This c h a r t is suggested by the t e n t i o n s a r c crystal clear from the a u t h o r s a s the solution to all those I t ' s y o u r m o n e y , S t a t e College. beginning, i II. S o p h o m o r e year. Be it f u r t h e r sleepless n i g h t s M y s k a n i a s p e n d s resolved t h a t a system of t r y - o u t s before Moving-Up Day. C h a r t m a y be filled out quickly anil speedily, be set up, w h e r e b y c a n d i d a t e s show W e r e You There? a n d S o p h o m o r e t r y - o u t s could do their qualifications a n d talents for Credit points E d u c a t o r s have often found fault with colleges M y s k a n i a . (i. e„ c o u n t i n g ballots. the actual work. have been carefully considered, b e c a u s e t h e s t u d e n t s b e c o m e so engrossed in a world C a n d i d a t e s muni be able to count a t with d u e reference to m a j o r - m i n o r least to 20. S i t t i n g in the s a m e of t h e i r own t h a t they b a r e l y realize t h a t affairs of office plan, a n d previous Myskania position for one hour without a p p o i n t m e n t s ) . world a n d n a t i o n a l i m p o r t a n c e a r e h a p p e n i n g o u t squirming or looking uncomfortable). s i d e of t h e c a m p u s . College n e w s p a p e r s reflect t h i s Acting a s w a i t e r s a n d waitresses We, the a u t h o r s , proudly p r e s e n t c h a r a c t e r i s t i c for most of t h e m report only college a t S u p p e r Club, so t h a t M y s k a n i a this plan as t h e only solution to a c t i v i t i e s a n d never c o m m e n t on o u t s i d e affairs m a y be profound w i t h o u t having to present discussions on Myskania. T h e problem could have been solved run out for cokes or sandwiches. u n l e s s t h e y d i r e c t l y affect t h e college. T h i s c o n s t i III. P r o s p e c t i v e c a n d i d a t e m u s t long ago. All it needed w a s a calm t u t e s a serious black m a r k a g a i n s t t h e record of a join a t least one social and one c o n s i d e r a t i o n by two lucid minds, college since colleges should be expected to build a t h l e t i c club, designed to train t h e m a n d the a d m i r a b l y simple realistic (Social Clubs include, plan shown above was evolved. c i t i z e n s of an o u t s t a n d i n g c h a r a c t e r , i n t e r e s t e d in for office. How to .Join t h e R i g h t Sorority or ( W h a t does "lucid" mean, S c h o e n ? ) t h e affairs of a nation a n d well-informed on t h e m . F r a t e r n i t y ; Mow to Cultivate Right T h e r e m a y be some so hide-bound T h e l e t h a r g y which c h a r a c t e r i z e s t h e m a j o r i t y of F r i e n d s a n d Ignore Plain People; by convention as to think this plan the s t u d e n t s in g o v e r n m e n t a n d politics will be r e - Athletic clubs give instruction in, unworkable, or even radical. O u r flected in t h e s a m e m a n n e r when they t a k e their How to Walk on the Stage Like only a n s w e r is that it is merely the M y s k a n i a M e m b e r s Should, a n d s u b s t i t u t i o n of open and abovep l a c e a s a m e m b e r of a d e m o c r a t i c society, whose How to T h r o w the Bull and P a s s board finagling, for w h a t h i t h e r t o v e r y e x i s t e n c e d e p e n d s upon an a l t i t u d e of t h i n k i n g t h e Buck, h a s been a confused series of interest. Such a small p e r c e n t a g e of t h e s t u d e n t IV. Alter Sophomores have shown guesses. Also, the plan is a d m i r a b l y b o d y t a k e s e n o u g h i n t e r e s t to w r i t e to their s e n a t o r s proper interest a n d e n t h u s i a s m , in d e m o c r a t i c , a m o n g its m a n y good the J u n i o r Year, M y s k a n i a k e e p s points, a n d rules o u t all but the a n d r e p r e s e n t a t i v e s t h a t it is p r a c t i c a l l y i m p e r record of their activities. In the m o s t d e t e r m i n e d , come Moving-Up ceptible. J u n i o r Year, they a c t as a g e n t s for Day. Only the s t r o n g a n d pure of In this issue is r e p o r t e d t h e discussion a b o u t M y s k a n i a m e m b e r s r e p o r t i n g such mind can last t h r o u g h the whole subversive r e m a r k s as, "I i.iink we t h r e e years. In fact, t h e a u t h o r s s t a t e aid t o e d u c a t i o n which is n o w t a k i n g place could get a l o n g w i t h o u t Myskania," a r c inclined to t h i n k this plan a in t h e N e w York S t a t e l e g i s l a t u r e . T h i s is a topic a n d o t h e r such d a n g e r o u s fifth-and work of sheer u n a d u l t e r a t e d genius. which should hold interest for us s i m p l y a s citizens oat-hi n-coin inn p r o p a g a n d a . Need m o r e be said ? T h e final glowing touch to the V. One secret is entrusted to each b u t e v e n m o r e i m p o r t a n t for us a s t e a c h e r s . It is a s u b j e c t which could h a v e several r e p e r c u s s i o n s a n d J u n i o r interested in Myskania. If plan is t h a t when M y s k a n i a comes the secret l e a k s out, to more than, to choosing its successors the night o n e w h i c h d e s e r v e s discussion a m o n g t h e s t u d e n t s . say, 7fj people, said candidate is before Moving-Up Day, after lookF e d e r a l a i d t o discussion h a s been h a n g i n g in t h e d r u m m e d o u t of Assembly. i n g over all the c h a r t s a n d noteVI. T o w a r d s April of the J u n i o r books, a n d considering all the b a l a n c e a n d t h e r e h a s been m u c h a r g u m e n t a b o u t it. If y o u d o n o t k n o w w h a t t h e issue c o n c e r n s , find Year, c a n d i d a t e undergoes rigor- n a m e s , they just p u t all the n a m e s ous e x a m i n a t i o n a s to proper quali- in a h a t a n d after rolling some dice, o u t a b o u t i t . L e t us n o t h i d e o u r h e a d s in a bushel fications. S a m p l e q u e s t i o n s : choose a n y n u m b e r from 11 to a n d refuse t o see t h e light. 1. Do you belong to right soror- 13, T h i s letter w a s read in p a r t in last week's assembly since it expressed the feeling of a soldier who, when he w a s in S t a t e , w a s active in school affairs a n d sincerely interested in the school. T h e letter w a s written by H e m i c Skolsky, Class of '44. IN ANSWER It h a s a l w a y s been t h e policy of t h e NKWS Board t h a t no l e t t e r s be p r i n t e d in t h e STATU COM.KOK NKWS unless it is signed a l t h o u g h t h e n a m e be held on request. However, this week a letter w a s printed which w a s m e r e l y signed " T h e W e r i e D e a r i e s " and which a t t a c k s the poor c o l u m n i s t s w h o h a v e nothing but h e a d a c h e s a n y w a y in g r i n d i n g o u t a l i t e r a r y substitute every week. To t h e W e r i e D e a r i e s I should like to s a y t h a t a t least we h a v e enough " g u t s " to sign our n a m e to the "crtld" we w r i t e . T h a n k you. NEWSES AND BLUESES F r o m the Jullirer'uin comes t h e following report of Carl Tarbox, Field D i r e c t o r for t h e Red Cross anil now in A u s t r a l i a . . . . " R e p o r t s e m a n a t i n g from G-2 indicate that Carl Tarbox a n d Bill Comfort fresh from 22 a n d 14 m o n t h s service h a v e set up HQ here and have launched immediately i n t o active combat duly. Interviewed several days ago t h e two C o m m a n d o s claimed t h a t they were e n g a g e d solely in patrol activities. 'We have obtained t h e proper pink uniforms for duty of this n a t u r e , ' they s t a t e d , ' a n d can only say at this stage t h a t o p e r a t i o n s a r e proceeding satisfactorily.' Concerning tactics, they added that .standard practices of infiltration a n d encirclement would be followed. Various new t e c h n i q u e s have been developed but details cannot be released now." M a r t h a Scheid, '38, h a s been m a d e a C a p t a i n in the WACS . . . A / C Don);- I t a n i u m h a s been moved lo San Marcos, T e x a s where he is t a k i n g an 18 week course in advanced navigation . . . . G o r d o n Huskin, Pic. is in the Air Corps at: K e a r n s , U t a h . . . . Doctor I'rivate Keinow was sent to an e m b a r k a t i o n point on the West Coast . . . . A / C Hob Combs is at S h a w Field, Sumter, S. C. . . . And at Whiting Field, A / C Pete Dalvoda is working on twin-engine planes . . . . Word from Pic Everson Kinn somewhere in I r e l a n d . . . . Carl Mitchell in Diesel school in S. C. . . . LI. H a r r y G u m a c r in New Guinea . . . . Rog Wall, USNR. at T u f t s College, Medford, Mass., engineering NOTES AROUND Not to be outdone by the o t h e r illustrious columnists on t h e s t a l l , I am now a d v a n c i n g my own little plan for t h e b e t t e r m e n t of the school . . . . Prompted by the discussion about t h e soldier vote in national elections I hereby suggest that t h e soldier vole be extended in the present, political crisis. A qucstionuire would read as follows: 1. Do you t h i n k Myskania should be thrown out? 2. Do you t h i n k t h a t S t u d e n t Council should be thrown out? 3. Do you think Ihc Studeiii Association should be t h r o w n o u t ? 4. in that case who would you be in favor of a s d i c t a t o r ? W e e k l y Bulletin itiv.w.m Mni'i'li i-u.iln u> in HI In l-'rusli Ka|ili IIIIKUI'III.III KIIIIII' l mi l' \l S I X T H I I I I , TlvN March l l KIVKIIHIHU i t i ^ Trn IlI'l'ril'lllHl Inn M llnlfll 1 slmw In I'liiii' Null iiuililiil'l inn ;il Vl.'i I ' M 1 >.imi' wiih Itruwii'x nri'lii'Hi rii wurilH In uyiii. lifter M I I I I ' I I IJ l l l l l i ' l Cluli IIUIIIK I'urin pail \ 2 :.'lll P.M. ill I'III'U'IIIKI' S I Templi!. Mni'i'li I I AH iiri'Hnnls Malrali.v illi'i'i'liiiu ,i i nigcilv anil Pal nam a ruim-il v, l'ligiHull i i i i i i l l i i r l i u n , SIT) P M. US N'T UN Miuvli II! PAGE 1 KIIHVKU Si'A Luiltuil Sen i'i in 1 niliiriaii i ' li.i | ii ai IJ H ii Mn rcli in AS'I'I' mil \ 1J J.I i n ! r l i j i i l i i i . .nil an ili'iil - ai 'a mi A \| n Ituiun •J:I;I Mi in.' Mni'i'li HI Si'A in'i-.'iiis Halilil llaiiiliii'K. i in llir 1 |fi' al 7 'in 1' \l Mr will - J" • 11. mi .1 ml.II in mini n March Hi Klalr i l i ' l i a l i Ciilli'Ki' ,il' Si. I I . I M ' In Si JIJNI'IIII'K Hall ai 7 :l.'i P M 'I'lll' Ill|lil' Will 111' Itl'lillh I'll: "Till' I'llllcil Nlilll'n slniulil en ii|ii'i'iili' willi I lir Allien in urnitigliiM 'in i " li'l'lia 1 limn 1 piillri' I'lil'i'n an a iiiiijni' purl ul I In- IMIHI win' j i l i l i u . " Mule will iijiliulil llir al'l'lriiiallvr. Sure, 'tis the same old shillelagh Me father brought from Ireland. T h e a n n u a l H a r p s ' Riot will swing forth F r i d a y from 8 to 12 amid s h a m r o c k s a n d blarney stones u n der t h e Irish touch of N e w m a n Club. T h e C o m m o n s will be converted from a bridge den into a place of t r u e " O ' R o u r k e " a t m o s phere. Ye olde square d a n c i n g including "allemand left a n d p r o m e n a d e all" will be a major feature of the even i n g along with swing n u m b e r s danced to H a r r y J a m e s a n d Sinatra. (No, little girl, he won't be here in person i. All students whether they come from E r i n ' s shore or a n y o t h e r points E a s t can celebrate St. P a t r i c k ' s Day to two volumes of s q u a r e dance tunes a n d the latest popular records. N e w m a n Club m e m b e r s who a r e up on the i n t r i cacies of Pop, Goes' the. Weasel will be ready to help any who don't know t h e fine points of swinging 'round. An Oklahoma album a n d a volume of Artie Shaw n u m b e r s will add to the large collection of dance tunes. p r o g r a m being planned a s a purely social affair for t h e whole of S t a t e College. S o m e little f r e s h m a n m a y win t h a t p a p e r doll he's longing for, since prizes will be a w a r d e d for g a m e s to be played t h r o u g h o u t the evening. "Cackling" Flo Garfall a s M. C. will keep t h e Riot rolling along with Slackie, c h a i r m a n of e n t e r t a i n m e n t , w h o promises a n y t h i n g from a floor show with a revolving stage to a minor version of the World's F a i r . Refreshments? Of c o u r s e ! Gin rummy, black-jack, and bridge fiends m a y t r u m p t h e i r p a r t n e r ' s ace as m u c h a s they wish on F r i d a y evening. Card tables will bo in t h e Commons for a n y o n e with a yen for a grand slam. Since t h e Riot will continue until midnight, curfew will not bo sounded for t h e frosh women until 12:30. T h e much-talked-of ratio being present in everyone's mind, t h e affair will not be a date party, so all Die women m a y come sans men (and vice versa I without feeling Betty O'Neil, General C h a i r m a n , guilty. stresses t h a t the 35 cents admission will be used to cover expenses, the SUIT, 'lis the same old shillelagh. SEB Announces New Placements ForC ommg /ear Press Bureau Chooses Six Additional Members From the Sophomores a n d Juniors who tried mil lor Press Bureau, six new members were elected to replace those members who have recently left college. T h e new members are J o a n Smith a n d J e a n Lineliarl. Juniors, a n d Teresa Jones, Lore K u h n . Betty Hamilton, a n d Sylvia Trop. Sophomores. T o t r a c e religion from its oldest to its newest form in a series of discussions which will take place d u r i n g t h e n e x t seven weeks, is t h e aim of t h e S t u d e n t C h r i s t i a n Association as they launch t h e i r second semester's program. T h e discussions will take place in t h e Lounge a t 7:30 P.M. on their respective dates. Last Wednesday, Miss F o r s y t h e opened t h e discussion group with a talk on Hinduism. Judism will be studied a n d discussed next T h u r s day n i g h t under t h e leadership of Rabbi Bamberger, who h a s in t h e past, worked with Hillel. Zoroastrianism, t h e Persian religion, will be covered by Rev, J e n nings, t h e minister of t h e E m m a n u e l Baptist Church, on April 18. On April 2(J. Rev. Clee of t h e First R e formed Church will speak on C h r i s tianity. Due to lack of time C h r i s tianity will be treated as a single unit instead of s e p a r a t e evenings devoted to R o m a n Catholic, Greek Catholic. P r o t e s t a n t , a n d Christian Scientist religions. According to Anne Frit/,. '45, c h a i r m a n , t h e p u r pose of this meeting on Christianity is to show t h e common basis of I hem all. Their history a n d the story of their growth are some of the phases that will be covered on t h a t evening. Buddhism a n d t h e Chinese religion, Taoism, will be described a n d explained by Rev. McConaghy, m i n ister a t t h e Madison Presbyterian C h u r c h . Rev. McConaghy h a s spoken several times in Pierce Hall. T h e time he spent in Egypt a n d India during his preparation for the clergy h a s well qualified Dr. R u b e n dull of the First Presbyterian C h u r c h to speak on Moliammedism on May II). Dr. Rubendiill h a s been closely allied with youth activities a n d is a sponsor of SCA. Shintoism. the religion of the J a p a n e s e , will close the series of discussions on religions. This last discussion will be led by Dr. Merckel on May 17, who recently t a u g h t a t Hie University of Leipsig a n d h a s h a d some actual experience with this faith. before s t u lege—the little ones w h o go a b o u t dents condemn Myskania, they our studies, grinding o u t our C's, should ask themselves two questions: sometimes wonder a b o u t t h e wonder1. W h a t is t h e purpose of Mysful ones who a r e i m p o r t a n t enough kania? to have their little s p a t s become t h e 2. Wha^- provision h a v e they m a d e topic of conversation for t h e whole for a n active s t u d e n t governcollege. ment? As we h a n g on t h e last fleeting Upon reviewing t h e duties of crack of K r u d we sometimes wonder w h e t h e r Kippy really does e a t O a t s Myskania in t h e S t u d e n t Association —or Ralston or maybe some corn, Constitution, I find t h a t they divide who knows? Only t h e illustrious themselves into two p r i m a r y groups columnists. Do you know w h a t really —judiciary a n d tradition promoting. h a p p e n s to o u r issue of STATU COL- T h a t they h a v e superceded these LEGE N K W S ? W O r u s h h o m e full of powers, a n d taken on g o v e r n m e n t a l anxiety and g u s h i n g ( G u s h ! Gush!) powers, is due to t h e ineffectuality over with e n t h u s i a s m so t h a t our of S t u d e n t Council. If S t u d e n t house m o t h e r can read u s t h e next Council h a d been truly interested, thrilling c h a p t e r in t h e g r e a t a n d this could n o t have h a p p e n e d . If exciting a d v e n t u r e of o u r F r i d a y Myskania h a d n o t organized legispugilists. Who stole t h e lock on t h e Oat Bin Door? Will t h e K r u d really lation a n d presented it to t h e S t u come to the rescue of R y a n or wiil dent Association, it would n o t have Rhona be thrown In t h e bin of been presented. caustic or the pickle barrel (quote However, by rejuvenating S t u d e n t W e b s t e r ) . And after all who w a n t s Council, the s t u d e n t body will r e to be a h e r o ? Will o u r hero go on turn Myskania to its legitimate the fox-hunt with o u r little neigh- sphere of influence a n d as a t r a d i bors (Yoieks, Yoieks! You joiksM tion a n d an h o n o r a r y body it h a s a or will the F a m i s h e d F e m a l e e a t the fox after all w h o w a n t s to be definite place in S t a t e College. At a fox a n y w a y ? T h e next issue will the sume time they will h a v e m a d e bring all In t h e m e a n w h i l e I guess provision for a s t u d e n t government we can stomach e n o u g h to send t h a t is representative of them, electenough box tops in to get t h e next ed by them a n d will work for them. issue a n d live on the suspense inT h e issue before t h e s t u d e n t body volved. is not abolition of Myskania but a change in S t u d e n t Council. I hope the assembly will recognize this. Instead of wasting t h e hour today in something destructive, let us discuss S t u d e n t Council which would The W c a r l e Dearies. result in something constructive. Cis Goldberger. P e r h a p s we shouldn't be allowed to criticize but we hope our m e m bers of the F o u r t h E s t a t e will be broad-minded enough to d r o p a hint in the right feed t r o u g h . Miss Doris Kelly of the Student Employment Bureau lias announced To t h e Editor: several teaching a p p o i n t m e n t s of Patchwork . . . . Senior a n d graduate students. I n t e r 'Twas the eve of Move-Up Day views for applicants who have subAnd all through old S t a t e mitted their folders are being conT h e s e new members were chosen Not a J u n i o r was stirring ducted throughout t h e semester. in proportion to t h e amount of work they h a d done, their interest shown —Not even Myskania . . . T h e appointments are as follows: Vera Willard, French a n d English, in the Bureau, a n d their a t t e n d a n c e Tile little black gowns were coverat try-out meetings. Debate Council h a s slated a debate Earlville; Agnes Prank. Commerce, ed with dust, with t h e College of S a i n t Rose for Before Moving-Up Day, several Tannersville: J e a n n e Kafka BrenBut sturdy a n d s t a u n c h they h u n g , next Thursday evening a t 7:45 P.M. n a n , Social Studies, Dexter; Lucille more freshman, Sophomores, and To t h e m o r t a r board caps still in St. Joseph's Hall a t S a i n t Rose. C r a n t s , Social Studies, I n t e r l a k e n ; J u n i o r s will be elected lo t h e Press Geraldine Merhoff, '44, a n d J a n e wailing in trust, Mary Stewart, Spanish a n d Social Bureau. Rooth, '45, will uphold t h e affirmaMemories a n d hopes still clung. Studies, Greenville; Mary Moretive of t h e question; Resolved: " T h e house, English a n d Library, RicliT h e indignant rebels a n d the United Slates should cooperate with mondville; J u n e Carlson, Math and the Allies in a r r a n g i n g a n i n t e r defending frat, English. Greenville; Mary Gravelle, national police force as a major p a r t Side by side in assembly sat, F r e n c h and Math, Chesterlown; of the post-war plans." Winifred Morris, Commerce. Ches"Throw them o u t ! " said the rebel, T h e r e will be 10 m i n u t e c o n s t r u c ter; Madora Dailcy, Commerce, "Keep them i n ! " said t h e frat, tive speeches, followed by open disC h e r m o n t ; Virginia Armbrust. Matli Willi visions of a silver cup for prineess who descended from her Which all led up to a sizzling spat. cussion, in which t h e audience will a n d Science, Gilboa: Lois Bailey. rivalry "dancing in their heads," heavenly home in order to a t t e n d participate. S t u d e n t s from t h e colSocial Studies, Schenevus; Louise Sophomores a n d freshmen await S t a t e . T h e l ' a points awarded for " P O L I T I C S ! " screamed t h e skull- lege a r e invited to a t t e n d t h e d e Williams, Science, Copenhagen, Moving-Up Day, May (i, a scarce two the best skit went to t h e Sophomores. faced, Greek witch-doctors, bate. T h e Friday after school resumed Evelyn Piilinan Smith. .Science, m o n t h s away, with eager a n d bated " P O L I T I C S ! " screamed the n o n A debate with Syracuse h a d been in the new year, the rivalry debate breath. Although a t t h e present Boonville. Greek fire-eyed scalawags, scheduled for last Wednesday, but Resolved: time ilie Sophomores lead the fresh- took place in assembly. All Seniors who have not y d men willi d'a points to 2'a points, That nil freshmen Here those demons chuckle a n d was cancelled. nun should have yell. h a n d e d in their folders should do Ihc battle is by no menus over and brush i uls w a s the topic of debate Last Friday, Debate Council forIhc score may c h a n g e ils color a between the two classes. This time merly relinquished its e n g a g e m e n t so al once. "Down willi Myskania!" number of limes before the decision tlic freshmen were victorious, t h u s Myskania wall hoo-doo you . . . . for a discussion on Federal Aid to t a k i n g 2 '_• rivalry points. is granted. Education which was lo have taken Myskania will hoo-doo you . . . . place today in Assembly, Instead, P o i n t s still to be won n u m b e r up Moving-Up Day, a tradition al Mysk ama the period will be devoted to a busiState, is Hie final culmination of a In 42'a allowing both classes a large T h e Rebels were smug, on this ice nes meet ing concerning Myskania. At the present time the (Continue (I 11 urn page t, yen- of rivalry between the two m a r g i n . did tread why it is not democratic. The Fresh man classes a r e engaged in a basketball It is younger classes. While visions of political plums contest. One class must win two As for the frosh-Soph rivalry cup, Self-perpetuated a n d one Handbook, the indisputable a u t h o r III! danced in their heads, f u n d a m e n t a l s of a democracy is thai ity in rivalry rules, stales that the oul of t h r e e g a m e s in order to gain There may not even be o n e ! T h e V. P. in her kerchief, a n d representatives of Ihc people shall class having Ihc most points under the t h r e e points a w a r d e d for vicothers in their caps be elected by the people Govern- Hi" Inlcr-Class Rivalry Rules shall tory. T h e freshmen won the first Ballots were read a n d cheeked ment for the people should also be be a w a r d e d a silver cup at the end g a m e of the series while Ihc Soph.Settled down lo gel rid of Myskover will) care, omores were victorious in t h e game ama's taps. of and Ini the people, 2. T h e presi- ol the Moving-Up Day sing; that In hopes thai Myskania would held last Friday. Today at 4:1)0 P.M dents of organizations are nol repre- Ihc class winning the cup shall have have a two-thirds vote . . . . sentative ol ihc entire student body. its n u m e r a l s engraved upon it and the final g a m e will be held in the Ode to a F r e s h m a n gym. Cheering at these g a m e s is Two Patches. T h e number of people in any organi- that tlic cup shall be handed down 1 never saw a Myskania tapped. being .scored by m e m b e r s of MyskP. S. Apologies to Lindsey, Field, zation is only a fraction of the whole Irom year to year. And now may never sec one. ania who will give the final decision Student Association. 3. Weariny, and Burgess. Beginning witli a hockey game on on cheering on Moving-Up Day T h e caps and nowns. n secret name, sil- October 20, in which the Sophomores class in whose favor the decision is ling on ilic stage, nuirrhinu, into were victorious, both classes began to made will t h u s gain 2 points. Assembly with special music is nol collect rivalry points. For that vicTin' .swimming meet which will only a tradition, it differentiates tory the Class of ''Hi received 2 points. Myskania from ihc resl of the stuThen came the banner hunt. The yield 2 points is scheduled for next On March 17 in the T l I C C o t I LGR J E W I Z L E H dent body. T h e essence ol demo- Sophs carried oil their own banner T h u r s d a y . cracy is simplicity and equality and found the freshm .l's, Ihc fresh- assembly the first rivalry sing will 103 C E N T R A L AVE Those who represent student body men ulmn.sl immediately retrieved it. l a k e place. T h e winner of this event 105 1 Madison Ave. Albany, N, V. should be of. a n d on an equal basis Myskania then hid the freshman will receive 2'•_• points O t h e r rivalry events arc listed Willi Hie student body. 4. Myskania haulier and the Class of '47 carried il is defined as an honorary society oil lo ils present resting place. Un- below with their respective rivalry An honorary society is one thiny; a less one class discovers Hie other's points they c a r r y willi them. W a r Activities to points governing body is another, Govern- before May (i, no points will be Soft Ball G a m e .'I points ment, in a democracy, is nol u ihing awarded lor this hunt T u g of Win2 points which c a n be awarded lo people who C a m p u s Day came lliis year on Field Invents 2 points have proven themselves capable In October Hi. Obstacle races ol many ('lass S l a n t s ,'t points a n o t h e r Held. 5. Myskania is deSing ion Moving-Up fined as a secret society. Secrecy varieties were held at this lime beDay I 3 points is incompatible with democracy. It tween Hie two rival classes. T h e With such a large n u m b e r of makes an 'in group' which by lis three points that it was possible to refusal to have open meetings indi- earn al this event were won by the points still to be awarded, it is possible t h a t the present set-up will be cates a lack of desire of criticism Sophomores. A little later in the semester on in a c o n s t a n t statu of c h a n g e until of procedure." October Hi, both classes pre- Moving-Up Day. T h e purpose of Beside Miss P u t n a m , various other sented skits in Page Hall. T h e Soph- this rivalry system is, to quote The 91 State Street Phone 34514 Handbook, "to show just s t u d e n t s are expected to suggest omores gave a parody on the defense Freshman how m u c h spirit a class really h a s plans for the revision not only of worker while the F r e s h m e n porMyskania but also S t u d e n t Council, frayed t h e adventures of a young or h a s not." State Debaters To Meet St. Rose Frosh, Sophs Vie In Rivalry; 42Vi Points Still To Be Won OTTO R. MENDE HERBERT'S GUSTAVE L0REY STUDIOS m °hm STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, MARCH 10, 1944 PAGE 4 <1U M A A Offers Various Sports ICTORY Newmanites, Psi Gammas Sayles, BZ Gain Victories fob Last T h u r s d a y n i g h t MAA h e l d a n open house for t h e boys. I t was a huge success. Seven guys were t h e r e . Rares ;ares Lose Tv iwice; These pioneers looked as If they Marffo B y r n e were enjoying themselves, even if Saylesmen Rout Chi Si 3 1°?"'? ™%LN^F[e^: Everyone h a s a Myskania p l a n . Subs As Chi Sig Forward they did a p p e a r lost in t h e vastness Bert Kiley T h e woman's sports dept., however, T h e program of WAA's basketball of t h e gym. T h e boys played a t a Webster defines "substitute" thmproudly a n n o u n c e s t h a t they will form of basket-ball known a s league was i n t e r r u p t e d this week by Progress of a a column column rogress 01 MM-UJ i" uaawv-uuu MI"»U «O „ ^ ^ Monday afternoon. Only hi- A person or thing put in place not under any circumstances, (unless of another WU Miss R y a n devoted h e r column to ™ ^ y ^ ^ ^ & ^ v j £ f Z & ' « » ^ m c « w e r e Plfl-vecl o f f ' ' *™ n b s o l u t e l ' V A s p e r a t e for I n t h e first of those e a m e s C h i t h e following imposing list: S sides with t h n l a v E v o l v i n g « h a p p e n s to all t e a m s -football, m a t e r i a l , p r e s e n t a Myskania p l a n Oct. 8—Wheeler Dec. 3—Hearst around lust one basket T h e o t h e r Sig m a i n t a i n e d its u n d e f e a t e d s t a t u s baseball a n d yes, even to basket- tliis week or a n y other week for t h a t Oct. 29—Pegler Dec. 10—Ryan night the boys played' t h r e e to a % « 3 3 " 9 victory over t h e R a r e s . b a l I t e a m s . , t h e y a l l n e e d s u b a t i . m « t t e l ' ; Nov. 5—Ryan J a n . 7—Guess W h o side with t h e odd m a n acting as T f h e p , l e l ' c , H ™ team p u t u p a s iff W e have, we ad n t , formulated a c v c h A m ] Nov, 12—Ryan F e b . 11—MacArthur 3 ^more ^ I experienced ' J ^ A l J passwork ^ ^ , ^ of T u e s d a y n i g h t Chi Sig w a s deeperJ 0 ° ' v t etv I s laU Nov. 19—Ryan F e b . 18—Two Ryan? referee. remain Box-master B e n i n a t i wasn't there, Chi Sigs proved its undoing. Garfall ate. A t h i r d forward had to be M a r c h 3—Kiley secreted in our bosom. Stop, R y a n ! You h a v e r e a c h e d t h e but t h e boys went a h e a d a n d p u t on n n c i D o m a n n of t h e Madison Avenue obtained. As a last m e a s u r e , Boat__ prove_ our ..„ _ shall t a k e To point wo crest T h e rest of t h e way could gloves in spite of his absence. Bob S Q i m c ] „ i E l v e a t h e i r usual capable w i ( ; 1 < w i L S forced (?) to play in t h e (, ne i m m o r t a l words of Robinson only be down. Dickinson a p p e a r e d to do all r i g h t as b n U b u j . j£ w a s e v i d e n t t h a t "they g a m e a g a i n s t the " R a r e s . " I t d i d n ' t Here we sit home on a S a t u r d a y cl ) ci Bert Kiley. T h e p u n c h i n g bag n l j S K e c i f>ne s p e e c i a n c j dependabiliy m a t t e r t h a t she had never been on "Another dream, another dream. night, gnawing pencils a n d tearing did not receive m u c h a t t e n t i o n be- o f McCormick w h o was out due to a basketball court before she had We shall have to accept, certain out great handfuls of hair, writing cause t h e boys seemed to prefer a a k n e o m j m . y s u s t a l n e d i n t h e C h i to be good now. limitations What was to be a super O a t Bin— moving target, Sig-BZ game. In future, a n d a b a n d o n some So, poor little Peggy hurriedly humane dreams; only hard donned h e r shorts, a n d dashed m a d a n d w h a t happens? T h a t old MysTwo or three of t h e more powerful Newman Defeats Pierce k a n i a h a s to go a n d put their little were tossing a medicine ball around. minded, sleepless a n d realist, ly after t h e elusive ball in o r d e r to u item in a n d nobody even reads t h e From t h e medley of dull t h u d s a n d ° Wednesday afternoon t h e pass it to the other f o r w a r d s becan ride this rockside . . . " Oat-bin. anguished wails t h a t issued from Newman Hall sextet gamed a 30-15 cause, "I didn't know / could shoot T h e articles omitted are JefferHall team, lG1 ce those boys, t h e going m u s t h a v e been v l c L o i ' v o m ' t n e PPierce ' son's not mine. But, there, see? baskets, too." T h e Inevitable l h e a t s were s a m e m o v e d a ° n g a t a rapid e m Since we're on t h e distasteful s u b - tough. T*h. ^ ........ .—w kept .»».K» rolled .„..„„ ject, we'd like to say t h a t t h e afore- up all evening, so n o one a t t e m p t e d R ^ e J K ! L a « . £„°,, , each p e r i o d the Newman Hall team held the m e n t i o n e d story was as nice a bit to do a n y wrestling. T h e presence lead. Russo was top scorer for t h e of journalistic deck-stacking as of a couple of g r u n t e r s a n d g r o a n e r s Newmanites with 111 points a n d we've seen in some time—and we would have livened up t h e whole MAA wishes to a n o u n c e t h a t on Maggio held second place with a live in the land of the Times-Union next T h u r s d a y a n d M a r c h 30 n o p r o - score of 9. Davidson led t h e Pierce a n d t h e Knickerbocker News. gram will be offered. T h e Monday Hall Rares with G tallies. N o t h a v i n g our p r o t r a c t o r h a n d y Beta Zeta walked off with a vicMusical a n d The Mikado a r e being by Audrey J o h n s t o n by P a t S h e c h a n w e couldn't m e a s u r e t h e exact depresented in t h a t o r d e r in P a g o Hall tory as a result of a n e n c o u n t e r with Poor frosh! They looked so pitiful. Sophonutvf s, sopliomores, doing g r e e to which the story w a s "slantauditorium. MAA h a s the use of a h a r d - f i g h t i n g Moreland squad. A In fact, they spent most of their ed," b u t 'twas m i g h t y oblique. No. valiant struggle was displayed by t h e time " t r i p p i n g over "their "own 'feet'. " L a s t Friday the "experienced the gym Monday night. you oaf, not opaque, definitely not \r.\'li ,'1 ;S J l ! ! , , . !_U?UJ? y J ) 0 W e l . ~ This caused some slight confusion v e t e r a n s of last year's w a r s " found that. Following t h e best s p o r t s ful Baker, LaSalle, a n d Ropke were when t h e Sophs were inveigled into it very difficult to win the g a m e by p a g e tradition, the box-score w a s constantly held down by the Morefouling. However, the poor little four points. T h e y know now t h a t included, b u t due no doubt to lack Bowling Tourney Nears End land defense on which Wheeler ones did not even avail telimselves they can't possibly live up to t h e of space, t h e other t e a m ' s score w a s Clara Hill, c a p t a i n in c h a r g e of seemed to be t h e m a i n s t a y . B a k e r of this opportunity- m a k i n g only fabulous r e p u t a t i o n t h a t they used omitted. If we will be pardoned the WAA bowling t o u r n a m e n t , h a s led t h e BZ's to victory with 22 points t h r e e of a possible 14 points good, to have, since t h e Frosh squad is ( a n d we're sure we will) a little •i H I , , tn „ „ r „ r ; » t a n n o u n c e d t h a t each of t h e " e i g h t While Mastrangelo rallied with 10 Slack streaked madly before t h e m a k i n g a record of its own. class pride, w e d like to point out ^ ^ r e m a m l n g m L h e c o m p e t i t i o n Points for t h e Morelanders. T h e eyes of her poor bewildered guard. What'ehu gonna do when the t h a t t h a t box score also r e p r e s e n t e d l l n a l s c o r e Wils 3f) 25 must play t h r e e more m a t c h e s . " • S h o u p a n d Seymour were u n t o u c h - Frosh come 'roitn.' t h e total a c c o m p l i s h m e n t s of the Since five of these have already Despite t h e chiiiculty of having to able. It was evident t h a t the only R e p l a c i n g injured McCormack, p a s t four M y s k a n i a s . T h i n g s can been completed, t h e r e r e m a i n only carry on for t h r e e q u a r t e r s of t h e reason t h e score did not rise to B r a i t h w u i t e played a good fast be done by an interested body, with three in the offing. A t t h i s r a t e . i t game with only five players, t h e ridiculous proportions was t h a t t h e g a m e a n d Kusso a n d Bilker r e p e a t or w i t h o u t robes. Psi G a m s c a m e t h r o u g h with a is expected t h a t t h e tourney will be 23-12 win over t h e Wren Hall girls. Sophs a r e fundamentally h u m a n i - ed their clever passwork a n d piled Since t h e blackfrocked ones asked completed up points. Kusso was high scorer tarians. in two or three weeks. for opinions ( t h a t w a s t h e purpose Pickert a n d Giavelll s h a r e d top T r u e , we did let t h e G r e m l i n s with 17 to her credit. Margof a n d of it, w a s n ' t it?) it would be rude place with 12 a n d 10 points respec- get a basket or two, but we felt Sweeney had Seymour and S h o u p Week of April .'f n o t to comply. And, since we'd that it just wouldn't be cricket not boxed like t h e outcast " u n t o u c h Everyone will be h a p p y a b o u t iively. sooner go without our m o r n i n g I'arrell Forfeits G a m e ables" of India. to give t h e m some satisfaction. going home. H e m o t h a n be rude, we s t a t e Whtil'eha gonna sag? Slack h a s one word of w a r n i n g : Farrell was scheduled to play t h e Week of April 10 I n o u r opinion, S t a t e would be a T h e S o p h s h a d to call t i m e - o u t "I a m sponsoring a drive to collect Everyone will be h a p p y a b o u t KD's but t h e c o n t e s t was forfeited b e t t e r educational institution withSophomore guards blood plasma, dextrose, vitamins, several times. as Farrell failed to a p p e a r . being home. out Myskania. T h e final clash of t h e series took etc., to be issued to t h e frosh at, even h a d to s t a n d on t h e feel, of t h e Week of April 17 W h y ? Tell you some o t h e r time. E v e r y o n e will be glad to be back, place when t h e undefeated Chi Sigs the half so t h a t t h e game will be F r o s h forwards to hold them down. W h a t in its place? Anybody ever Week of April 24 c e r e forced to bow before t h e Sayles able to c o n t i n u e with at, least some But don't, m i s u n d e r s t a n d , t h e Sopli h e a r of S t u d e n t Council? record of only 13 fouls testifies t o Rebellious freshmen will w r i t e a Hall troop to t h e tune of 20-15. T h e competition from '47. And T h e Inevitable their h u m a n i t a r i a n i s i n . letter to the NBWH d e n o u n c i n g J o e Sayles sextet h a d a strong defense Dissipated Pink W e have been neglecting t h a t Hoie're gait gonna pap' Francello. in the persons of Clark, D a n n a n d One Soph m a i n t a i n s t h a t t h e portion of our public which relies T h e sophs will pay for their egoWeek of May 1 Margot which held t h e invincible freshmen have an unfair a d v a n t a g e on the Oat-bin for information Flo Garfall will be o v e r w h e l m e d D o m a n n to a score of 12. O ' G r a d y in t h e color of their gym suits which tism when t h e F r e s h m e n h u r t l e a b o u t the future. H a v i n g been at being tapped for M y s k a n i a . spark-plugged t h e Sayles offense serves to n a u s e a t e their o p p o n e n t s . t h e m off their pedestal today. g a z i n g more of late upon t h e posYun'U never have enough points Week of May 8 witli 10 counts a n d Daly scored 6. Today's game should probably terior regions of ball No. 8, r a t h e r /Jin/.' Joe F r a n c e l l o will write a letter As a result of C h i Sig's defeat by prove interesting, in that, it will for Maving-Up t h a n into the old crystal ball, we Next on t h e rivalry s p o r t s culend e n o u n c i n g rebellious Sayles, K D r e m a i n s t h e only u n - be t h e first, lime t h a t any class wins h a v e gotten slightly o u t of touch to the N B W beaten team in t h e league. A loss cheering a n d rivalry points by such d a r is t h e soft-ball game Did you w i t h t h e infinite. We h a s t e n to freshmen. a n overwhelming majority, ever see a soph-bawl? Wait a m i n u t e , t h a t ' s after Mov- by K D would t.i' up t h e league, make amends. T h e following events will t a k e ing-Up Day. T h a t ' s w h a t we get for buying these w a r - t i m e crystal place: balls. W e e k of M a r c h 13 Swat Bin • • • " ' - ' - ' - - 1 * ~ J " - 1 1 " ' " " ' ' ' . - . - - — ~ - • . . . » . - . - J e f f e , . s . Rival Classes Expect Gory Tilt As Frosh-Soph Clashes Continue Bob Sullivan will write a letter to the NBWS denouncing J o e F r a n c e l l o . W e e k of M a r c h 20 Mid-semesters will be c r a m m e d for. W e e k of March 27 Joe Francello will write a letter to the NBWH denouncing Bob Sullivun. Have a "Coke" = Hallo, iiracie Your College Florist Cor. Ontario at Benson St. Department Store North Pearl Street, Albany, N. Y. AUJANY'S SHOPPING CENTER FOR 83 YEARS DIAL 5 - 1 G E O R G E D. J E O N E Y , PROP. ...a ivay to say "Pardwr" to a visiting Pole BOULEVARD CAFETERIA W h e n a P o l i s h (Iyer says Hullo, tirade, Lunch u "Coke", whether he offers it away from h o m e o r from his icebox at h o m e . Around (he w o r l d , Coca-Cola stands for the funic 60c tLut rvjrcshvs,— the j;lobal high-sign of the kind-hearted. iionito uNDtK AumoKiir of TUG CQC* cut* COMPANY BY j 1 9 8 - 2 0 0 CENTRAL AVENUE ALBANY, N 3 he greets you us a b r o t h e r . T h e American m e a n s t h e same t h i n g w h e n h e says lluiv Try Our Businessman's Communion Breakfast To Follow Yearly Retreat H a r p s ' Riot, the bi-weekly m e e t ing, a n d t h e a n n u a l Newman Club R e t r e a t constitute the t h r e e cont r a s t i n g p h a s e s in the N e w m a n Club schedule for this week a n d next. Irish Celebration Tonight a t 8 P.M. in t h e C o m m o n s . H a r p s ' Riot, an a n n u a l Irish social for the whole college, will be p r e s e n t ed in w a r - t i m e style—a dateless affair. T h r o u g h o u t t h e evening, t h e r e will be square a n d round d a n c ing, cards, games, prizes, e n t e r t a i n ment, and free refreshments. Assisting Elizabeth O'Neil, '40, general c h a i r m a n , a r e Agnes Fitzpatrick. '45, in charge of a r r a n g e m e n t s ; Helen Slack, '46; e n t e r t a i n m e n t ; P a t r i c i a Sheehan, '47, publicity; and Mary Ann Bohen, '47, refreshments. T h e Commons will be decorated to produce an "Irish" atmosphere. Highlighting the entertainment, J a n e t Donahue, '45, a n d J i m C r a n dall. '46. will be soloists, singing some of the well-known Irish songs. As Master of Ceremonies. Florence Qarfall. '4;i, assisted by Eleanor O'Brien, '40. at the piano will lead the group in singing Irish tunes in the latter part of the evening. F r e s h m e n women will have I2:.'i(l permission. T h e student body is i n vited to a t t e n d , price of admission being 3!) cents, lax included. Newman Club will meet T h u r s d a y al 7:30 P.M. at Newman Hall. Retreat and Breakfast T h e a n n u a l retreat will be Friday, S a t u r d a y , a n d Sunday, M a r c h 24. 2!), and 20, at lhe Grotto of O u r Lady of Lourdes on the corner of Madison avenue a n d Ontario. F a t h e r Kerwin, Bel real Master, will head l h e conferences Friday and S a t u r d a y afternoon. Following Mass a n d Communion Sunday morning, t h e r e will be a Communion breakfast al Newm a n Hall Margnrel Byrne, '44, is general c h a i r m a n of the b r e a k f a s t ; Audrey J o h n s t o n , '4(1, is in c h a r g e of a r r a n g e m e n t s ; K a t h r y n Kendall, '4ti, publicity ; Marie Trapasso, '45, r e freshments, and Belly .lane Ritlner, '47, c l e a n u p . Marsh and Heck To Direct Plays W. M. WHITNEY « CO. AUJANY COCA-COLA BOTTLING CO, " C o k e " s Coca-Cola It's n . i t u i u l (tit | in I ml iti ti.iiiK'ii t O lit l | I J i r U I i u u . l l y itl>l'il Vlil- tiuni. Tlmi'k uhy v"i 1""' Cuta-< :ulu...ilU.rVukj". ALBANY, NEW YORK, FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1944 m VOLT^XVIII NO. 81 Commons To See WAC Places Want Ad College Students In Denmark State Students For Blood Bank Chairman Irish Jamboree Bicycle, Speak Four Languages To Vote Today W a n t e d by W a r Council: a -by Marie S i u d d e r c h a i r m a n from t h e J u n i o r or Senior class for t h e 1944 Blood TonightAt8P.M. Bank Drive. D e n m a r k . . . . before t h e war . . . . M a n y students who a t t e n d e d t h e col- On Amendments w h i t e - w a s h e d houses and H a n s lege a t Ollerup slung their duffle Newman Club members a r e urged to sif.ii til) lni' the breakfast on the poster which will be on the Newman t'lub bulletin board Monday, (HELLO, HROTHHR) Emil J. Nagengast 443-Z State College NffiSym Edna Marsh and Irene Heck. Juniors, will direct the two Advanced l)r uiics plays, Tuesday niglil, at n;)i> I' M, The program will include a melodrama of lhe French l(e\ (iliitinn, and a play revolving around a Civil War family at Cbri.slmas t line Mis.-, Marsh's plnv concerns a lovable lalillly a n d includes in its cast Marjorie Hrcilnlg, and Janet Baxter, Keillors, a n d Margaret Kchloll a n d Hull) 1 lines, Juniors, who lake the parts of lour affectionate sisters. Barbara Putnam, '45, as their mother, Claire Kchwiil'lz, '4ft, as a crotehelj old aunt, a n d Fred S h o e maker, '44, complete the cast. T h e melodrama directed by Miss Heck stars Lucille Kenny, '45, a g r a n d m o t h e r , and M a r t h a Joyce, '45, as tlervalsc, who are both hiding a noble woman, Miriam Quinlan, '45, from revolutionists, R u t h Kclmiill, '44, a n d Patricia Mulciihy, '40. R u t h Fine a n d R u t h l i e r d m a n , Juniors, conclude t h e list of actons. T h e s e plays will complete t h e 1043-1944 program of AD except for t h e t h r e e act play to be presented In May. T h e Sophomores a n d freshmen have been o u t s t a n d i n g in blood donations to t h e Red Cross Blood B a n k this year. B u t . . . t h e J u n i o r s a n d Seniors are yet to have their n a m e s listed as blood donors for 1944. And why? Mainly because t h e r e is n o c h a i r m a n to organize a drive for t h e classes of '44 a n d '45. W a r Council h a s a remedy for the problem. It asks t h a t Juniors a n d Seniors submit, their names if interested in organizing this year's Blood B a n k Drive. From the list of volunteers, W a r Council will select a c h a i r m a n . Isn't t h e r e one J u n i o r or Senior who would answer W a r Council's want, a d ? Frosh Gain $190 In Sixth Big Ten "Heaven Can Wait," the freshman presentation a n d n u m b e r six of the Big T e n , followed suit in topping, by $70, the set of $120 for each presentation in the sequence. Betty J a n e Bitner, '47, general c h a i r m a n , tor the freshman War Activities, r e ported that the frosh took in a p proximately $298.35, including the proceeds from the War Bond Donalion Contest. Since expenses were about $100, t h e Class of '47 will t u r n in approximately $190 toward the new goal of $1728. T h e Big Ten proceeds to dale total $1115.70. T h e t h e m e of t h e program In t h e Page Hall auditorium centered around J u d g m e n t Day, when the Class of '47 presented its "case" via ;i talent show. T h e class was well represented in n u m b e r in the variety of acts presented. Opening the sequence was Audrey liopp, singing "You Made Me Love You." .Shirley Gross did a scene from t h e Broadway production "Pins 'n Needles" a n d Dick Smith a n d Rosemary Malane ducted in a skit, "The M a r l i n s a n d the Coys." O t h e r acts included a male q u a r tet composed of Reid, S m i t h , F r a n cello, a n d Conley; a p a n t o m i m e entitled "Tlie Lighthouse Lovers"; a burlesqued ballet; square dance; a tap dancing routine by B r e n n a n , Neilson, Waldron, a n d Warsaw; and the churns rendering a patriotic finale with Mary Telian a n d .lack Doi'll as soloists. Beit Pike, al the piano, played boogie-woogie during the intermission. Allei' the program in lhe auditorium, the audience wenl to lhe gym in dance to the music of Arnold Brown's eleven-piece orchestra in an atmosphere of soil lights and 'heavenly" decorations. Men from l( P.I. a n d Union college were preseni :il I he dance WAC C h r i s t i a n Anderson . . . . coffee a n d pastry a t 4 P.M folk dancing in t h e evening . . . . T h e s e were t h e impressions of P a u l i n e Foster, gym instructor, while studying in t h e G y m n a s t i c People's College a t Ollerup, ninety miles from Copenhagen. T h e G y m n a s t i c s College was in c h a r g e of Neils B u k h w h o i n t r o duced gymnastic systems because he felt t h a t the farming boys a n d girls needed exercise to relax t h e body a n d m a k e it flexible. People considered it a great honor to have g r a d u a t e d from Bukh's school. Bukh traveled a r o u n d t h e world with a group, giving d e m o n s t r a t i o n s of his athletic work; in fact, Troy was one of t h e cities which he visited while in t h e States. Since farming was t h e chief occupation, the boys h a d to work in t h e fields during t h e s u m m e r a n d a t t e n d school in t h e winter. T h e girls studied while t h e boys worked, a l though some of t h e boys were so eager for an education t h a t they went to classes very early in t h e morning, sweated in t h e fields, then poured over books in night classes, iWhy should we complain about "8:10s"!) T h e r e were n o Fords or Buicks dotting (lie highways--just, bicycles. bags on t h e h a n d l e b a r s a n d peddled the ninety miles from Copenhagen without wilting. Miss F o s t e r h e r self remembers only too well a t e n mile ride to t h e movies in driving rain. T h e n , after wetly collapsing in t h e theater, she found t h a t t h e actors spoke in G e r m a n a n d t h e translation was in D a n i s h ! Women were often seen blithely bicycling with a child on t h e h a n d l e b a r s a n d a n o t h e r jouncing along on t h e back. F a r m e r s (being t h e w e a l t h i e s t class) and t e a c h e r s w e r e highly r e spected in D e n m a r k . After receiving a college education, girls ret u r n e d to their c o m m u n i t i e s a n d t a u g h t for nothing. T h e y considered w h a t they could give, not get— a salary being a trivial t h i n g to t h e m since they w e r e satisfied with a very simple existence. Those s t u d e n t s in A m e r i c a who a r e s t r u g g l i n g in el espangnol a n d le francais would be speechless before Danish girls w h o spoke F r e n c h , G e r m a n , and English besides their own native tongue. S t a t e s t u d e n t s -without bicycles and three languages through the experiences of " p r o f s " s u c h a s Miss F o s t e r who have studied abroad, a c quire a " h a n d s a c r o s s t h e ocean" fraternity with college s t u d e n t s of o t h e r countries. Rush Period Ends lummer Job! Open to Students For February Frosh Sorority presidents placed preference lists for February freshmen in t h e Dean of Women's office yesterday. Each sorority is allowed two ol these freshmen in addition to fifteen m e m b e r s from each regular class. R u s h i n g rules have been inforced during this period but they were modified since no rushing period existed such as l h e one which extended from last Seplember through December. Each sorority was allowed one occasion on which a freshman might visit t h e house. These included informal visits or dinner engagements. T h e time allotted for these affairs was not restricted. F r e s h m e n will place their preferences with the Dean of Women and pledge services will be held 111 lhe Immediate future. Second Violation for Beninati Myskania h a s been informed that Albeit Beninati, '17, h a s violated a college tradition tor the second time by wearing his high school ring. Ills first warning was received when he refused to sing lhe fight song and Alma Muter lor the sophomores. II Mr. Meninati commits a third offense, he will he compelled to apologize publicly before .Student Associal loll Schedules Boole Drive A honk drive lor prisoners nt li. Professional books: law, mediwar is the latest War Activities cine, theology, e t c Council weapon a Weapon 11 lit 1 T h e following a r e types which are combats mental stagnat ion. l m b l d d e n because of censorship regPrisoners ol war. handicapped ulations: physically and mentally, are deterI. Magazines a n d newspapers. mined lo rise above circumstance '.. Hooks having military signifiThey have spontaneously organized lectures a n d discussion groups, bill c a n c e : advanced technical books they need help in the form ol books published since 1938. II. Hooks criticizing existing Instigood hooks. The W S S F h a s compiled the fol- tutions, or Identified with mill-Nazi lowing list of types of books needed; actvllies. 4. Histories t h a t discuss Luropeaii I. College or preparatory school textbooks in c u r r e n t use which coin- or world history since 1911. Contributions must be free of ply with restrictions below. :!. S t a n d a r d works in English liter- pencil a n d ink marks, bookplates a n d labels, s t a m p i n g s , a n d library a t u r e : Shakespeare, Dickens, etc, 3. S t a n d a r d detective stories: n u m b e r s , since they a r e thoroughly examined by censors a n d must bo Doyle, Christie, etc. I. Language books: g r a m m a r s , free of all b u t t h e printed word. Collection boxes will be placed in readers a m i classics. ft, Hooks from t h e Modern Library, the lower hall of Draper, Monday, a n d will r e m a i n t h e r e until April 21. Everyman Library, etc. Several reports of varied significance have been issued to t h e s t u d e n t body by Dr. Ellen C. Stokes, Dean of Women. These notices are directly p e r t i n e n t to s u m m e r e m ployment a n d s t u d e n t w a r activity. Waitress, C a m p .lobs Requests for waitresses in various s u m m e r resorts have recently come into the Dean of Women's office. S t u d e n t s interested in this form of s u m m e r employment m a y consult Miss Stokes a t a n y time for details. T h e Camp Unit of t h e United S t a t e s Employment Service a n n o u n ces the demand for college men and women as c a m p counsellors. Since people are needed to supply lhe leadership lo train t h e leaders of t h e future, and since outdoor life is an ideal environment for training in democratic living, these jobs are considered us a part of the war effort. Those s t u d e n t s who enjoy working with children a n d who have the ability to h a n d l e groups possess the major essential qualifications for filling these c a m p positions. S t u dents interested in this phase of work may secure application blanks from Miss Stokes a n d register immediately. On the College I'ront A sufficient n u m b e r of students have enrolled lor t h e Home Nursing course in order to m a k e a class worthwhile. Since t h e majority of women preferred T u e s d a y evening, a class on that evening h a s been begun wiih Boom 16] in Huesled as the meeting place. T h e class will continue opening al 7 P.M. unless enough s t u d e n t s express t h e desire lor moving the lime up to 7:80 P.M. Another call for volunteers comes in from the Russian War Relief Agency which is in need of help a t its local h e a d q u a r t e r s on S t a t e street. T h e work consists of being on duty al the h e a d q u a r t e r s to give out yarn tor knitting, sell merchandise, answer questions, a n d g a t h e r old clolhes. Two work periods h a v e been set aside for volunteer service: 10 A.M. to 1 P.M. a n d 1 P.M. to ft P.M. daily, including S a t u r d a y . Any student interested in giving her service to Russian W a r Relief is asked to submit h e r n a m e t o Miss Stokes or Mrs. Malseed, together with the time she would like to work. Goldberger Motion Will Be Considered T h r e e items of buisness will come before t h e s t u d e n t body in t h e assembly today to be discussed a n d voted upon. Since t h e last few meetings have overrun t h e time alloted for assemblies, Patricia Latimer, P r e s i dent of S t u d e n t Association, urges t h e s t u d e n t s to pay careful a t t e n tion, rising for recognition a n d a s k ing only necessary questions. G e n eral discussion will be limited, t h e r e fore necessitating t h a t all m a t e r i a l be presented in t h e briefest a n d most concise way possible. Goldberger A m e n d m e n t T h e first Item wil be on t h e a m e n d m e n t proposed to t h e S t u d e n t Association Constitution which reads as follows: A r t VII, Sec. 2, be a m e n d e d to i n c l u d e : f. 4 m e m b e r s a t large elected by each of four classes; the 4 members from Senior class cannot be on Myskania. Sec. 3c, be amended to include: a n d to post monthly all absences of S t u d e n t Council meetings. Art. V. See. 2, be amended to include: 1,—To a c t as advisory board to S t u d e n t Association. Sec. 3, T o choose one n i g h t a week a t which time they shall all meet every week unless o t h e r wise a r r a n g e d for a t t h a t t h e discretion of t h e President. Art. VIII. Sec. g, be c h a n g e d to r e a d — t h a t Myskania shall a c t at, all times as an advisory board to S t u d e n t Council. Sect, h, a majority of Myskania shall be present a t all S t u d e n t Council meetings, b u t shall have no vote. II is expected t h a t these a m e n d m e n t s will be altered in a few r e spects today by Miss Goldberger a s a result of the discussion a t t h e open Student, Council meeting last T u e s day. Each item of the a m e n d m e n t will be discussed and a m e n d e d in turn, then the entire a m e n d m e n t will bo voted upon, in the procedure used in t h e Major-Minor P l a n . Big Ten Surplus T h e second item of business will be a discussion of the m e t h o d of disbursement of t h e "Big T e n " s u r plus; t h r e e m e t h o d s have a l r e a d y been proposed. T h e S t u d e n t Association will be asked to vote on one ol these proposals presented by Mary Currun, '45, C h a i r m a n of t h e Big Ten Committee. The last article of business will concern the election of a J u n i o r representative to Eastern State Teachers College Conference. Nominees for delegation have been named: Dorothy Dralle, Florence Garfall, Cecile Goldberger. Barbara P u t n a m , and Eleanor Hayeslip. The J u n i o r delegate will r e p r e s e n t the College a n d Will be on t h e various committees at the conference. J e a n n e Bailey, '44, Speaker of Forum, will introduce a resolution asking Student Association to d o n a t e .sufficient funds to t h e organization lni' covering the cost of t h e "Soap Box" a n d hoard member keys. SCA Members RPI To Dine A t Wellington Another g a t h e r i n g of R.P.I, m e n and S t a t e women h a s been p l a n n e d by S t u d e n t C h r i s t i a n Association for tomorrow evening a t U P.M., a t t h e Wellington Hotel. T h e group will leave t h e Wellington after dinner, a n d meet a t 7:30 P.M. in t h e Ingle Room of Pierce Hall for a discussion. Chaplain Seymour S m i t h from R.P.I, a n d Reverend Witherspoon will be guest speakers.