StATE COL.L-tvi COR TEACHERS News State VOL. XX, No. 20 STATE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS, ALBANY, State Sponsors Annual Meetings Teachers Of Area Will Attend Round Table Conferences Tonight, Tomorrow T o u c h e r s f r o m nil p a r t s of N e w Y o r k S l a t e will be g u e s t s of S t a t e college w h i l e a t t e n d i n g t h e t w e l f t h a n n u a l r o u n d t a b i c c o n f e r e n c e to be c o n d u c t e d h e r e t o n i g h t nnd t o m o r r o w . P r o f e s s o r J o h n M. S a y l e s , p r i n c i p a l of M i l n e h i g h school, is g e n e r a l clinirinan. Tonight a t 8 : 1 5 o ' c l o c k in t h e P a g e hall a u d i t o r i u m , D r . Dean K. Smiley, supervisor of health and p h y s i c a l e d u c a t i o n of t h e S t a t e Dep a r t m e n t of ildiication, will present II p r o g r a m e n t i t l e d " T h e Home nnd School Health Program for the S e c o n d a r y School C h i l d " , f e a t u r i n g t h e d i s p j n y of Hie p r o c e d u r e s used. T h i s | j i o g n i i n vvill he open In pare n t s of s t u d e n t s of Milne high. S l a t e college s t u d e n t s and v i s i t i n g t e a c h e r s . T o m o r r o w , the g r o u p ciuit'erences are scheduled. Only s t u d e n t s a n d t e a c h e r s a r e invited to these (lis eussioiis. T h e d e t a i l e d p r o g r a m is as f o l l o w s : Ai.iiiiiilsliul Inn, 1(1:1111 u'clneli, n Hi) D r a p e r hull, Dr. .[nines Ii. I'nl r, nrnfcssiir nf I'lliicnildii, i-liiilriiiiiM; " I'rtiblcms in A(lii|illng ilit- School I'ropi'lllil in llic New l)l|ilniiiii lti-i|iiirenieiilK ", Dr. Hulieri \V. Frederick, assistant priilessiii' (if etliieiil inn, iliscnssliia lender. The following nrllielpiils will pnrl iclpnle In I he I'liiinil iable dismission: Mr. li'Mulei'letl W. Criinili, ill' .N'liri-iiwslinrK, Mr. t'luu'les 11. Fields, StlllwiUcr, Mr. Krcdcriek It. KiirlollB, (Joevinuiis, Mr, 10. N, Muni. Sliiii'iin Springs, Ml'. C i v i l e W . Slni-lllll. Cnllll'S- klll. Mr. Stewart II. Smith, Mltlilli'hlirg, Mr. Wallace II. .Strcvell. Elleuvllle, Mr. B e r t r a m I'. Quenelle, Beiilln. April First Sees Tynan Modeling Soiree Attire D r e s s e d in t h e l a t e s t spring f o r m a l f o r w o m e n , witli t h e dclie u t e scent of lavender in his golden tresses, Duntnn Tynan, e s c o r t e d by an o b l i g i n g coterie of a d m i r i n g sophomores moved gracefully before an enthralled a u d i e n c e of f e m a l e frosh a t t h e A l u m n i R e s i d e n c e h u l l . F r o m his demure a t t i t u d e a n d exotic attire, it was p l a i n l y e v i d e n t t h a t S o i r e e h a d g o n e t o his h e a d . The " s n a t c h " was executed with a precision unprecedented f o r so s m a l l a g r o u p a n d so delicate a task. T y n a n was plucked j u s t a f t e r he h a d b i d d e n g o o d b y e to a f a i r b l o n d d a m s e l , r u s h e d i n t o an a u t o m o b i l e , a n d w h i s k e d away to a secret rendezvous. O n c e t h e r e , (lie s o p h o m o r e s disp ' n y e d a line t a s t e of a r t i s t r y in the decoration of Tynan with " S o i r e e " written mi his foreh e a d a n d " ' 3 8 " on his c h i n in a beautifully vivid shade of mercurochronie. Following this o p e r a t i o n a " p e r f u m e " of d o u b t ful o r i g i n was a p p l i e d t o his h a i r . T y n a n was I r e n t e d with all t h e respect due a f r e s h m a n p r e s i d e n t . l i e s t r u g g l e d v a l i a n t l y a g a i n s t Hie o d d s ( t h i s s o u n d s good alllidiigli t h e n u m b e r nf S o p h s w a s o v e n ) , but faced t h e i n e v i t a b l e with a c o m m e n d a b l e s p i r i t of trim s p o r l s inniiship. Student Assembly To Hear Program Of Varied Issues T h e first o r d e r of b u s i n e s s in the s t u d e n t a s s e m b l y at 1 1 : 1 0 t h i s morni n g will be a r e v o t e on t h e r e s o l u t i o n which was p r e s e n t e d al t h e close of last w e e k ' s session. This resolution c o n c e r n s t h e r e q u i r i n g of c a n d i d a t e s f o r p r e s i d e n t of t h e s t u d e n t associat i o n t o p r e s e n t a " p l a t f o r m " embodying proposed activities which t h e y will i n i t i a t e i n t o t h e s t u d e n t a s s o c i a t i o n in t h e e v e n t t h e y are elected. Following this, a panel discussion on " P e a c e a n d N e u t r a l i t y " will be c o n d u c t e d by a g r o u p of m e m b e r s of a committee investigating the " P e a c e P r o b l e m . " Ray H u g h e s , '36, will a c t as c h a i r m a n . T h e report of t h e P o i n t S y s t e m Revision c o m m i t t e e will a l s o be p r e s e n t e d I his m o r n i n g w i t h tlie new r a t i n g p r o g r a m by which p o i n t s will lie a p p o r t i o n e d to v a r i o u s student extracurricular activities. Action on t h i s p r o p o s e d r u l i n g will be deferred u n t i l F r i d a y , A p r i l 24, N o m i n a t i o n s for t h e oflieers of t h e 10, M n s l i c r . S l i p c l - v l s n r n f l l l n i l e l l l I n n KMflKCM of I he State I Icpni'l inenl nf s t u d e n t a s s o c i a t i o n for t h e c o i n i n g induration, y e a r will likewise lie m a d e . These CIIIKNICH, 1II:(H) o'clock, II 'JO. will include nominations for the Richardson hall. Miss Kill 111 0 . Will luce, a s s i s t a n t professor nf Latin, oflices of p r e s i d e n t , v i c e - p r e s i d e n t a n d c h a i r m a n : " Aniiniiiiceiaeiiis and Itnanil s e c r e t a r y . Tuliln Discussion ". Mr. Harold <!. T h o m p s o n , s u p e r v i s o r nf nneioiil Innimages nf the Ktnle Depnrliui'lil of Kdiicntlnii, " T i m Itendliiu nf l.nllii l.liei-aiiirc liy I he l.nlln Teiicher ". Dr. Kav W. Pcllniiitlll, Sttldmor Ileum <J 11 l l l l l l l f c 1 III'IIIIKII llic ( lll-l-lclllllin, 111:1111 o'clock, room llll. Dm per hull, Dr. .1. Allan l i n k s . |irnfonsur nf clillil ilcvcliipiiiiiil, anil Mr. H a r l a n W. Itnynidiiil, .Inini c h a i r m e n : " A n I'i.sucrliiienl In An In Nliiuiilnllim Interests of C h i l d r e n " , Miss (iracc Martin, InHlriielni' In III-I in .Milne high. " In U'KI'lllliin nf Iniinsl Hal Arts Willi llic ClasHi-nniii S u b j e c t " , Miss Ann Hnlfiinl. clcnii'iilnry grades supervisor, Di'liinir, " T i m ('nnlrlliiillnn nf I n d u s Irinl A r l s in a d a l l i a n c e I'rngrtim As Seen liy I In- l'riiii-i|iiil ", Mr. Fritz Hell. Ainslerilnni. " ( ' u s e S t u d i e s : The Developiiienl nf Interest T h r o u g h the Simp In Oilier Phases nf llic Curriculum Every Teacher a Guidance Teiii-liei-", Miss Margaret II n y e s , assistant professor nf clillil developllient. IInine lOennnnilcK. 10:1111 o'clock, rnnni .13(1, Milne Mull seliiinl. Mrs. A. IC, Itiirxnni. ussislanl I n s t r u c t o r in homo economies, c h a i r m a n ; " I n t r o d u c t i o n " , Miss Rilltll I'l-npcr, Sclieiieclail.v: " T h e Recent Developments In Nutrition HeHciii-cli ". Dr. Helen H. Mllchell. Massac h u s e t t s Stole callnge, Modern Kori'lKM IdWItUllgl'N, 10:00 o'clock, room H I , Draper hull. Dr. Wlnfrcd c . Dcclier, prolcNsnr nf (lerIIIIIII, c tin i nil it n : " P resen I T r e n d s In Modern IwillBUllge T e a c h i n g " , Mr. liny I'liiKllsh. 10:110 u'clneli. room 20, Klnliiirilsiin hull. Hi- Hurry IV. Ilasl l u e s . profeHsor nf lOiicllsh. cliiiiriiiiiii: " Hi'iiioiisiriilliui Teaclilutr: Pnelry for a Kuperlnr Seel loll nf I he Klglitli l i r a i l e " . Miss Itiilh <i. Moore, slipervisiir of Knellsli In Milne hi|:h scl I : " Prnhli'iiis In I ii in pin-ii I l<i n ". .Miss ICliunii M. H. HCHIK, ('uracil I'tilverslly, Miilhciiiiillcs, III in n'clnck. 1'oiini 2(111. Draper hull. Dr. Marry I'.lreheiiiinu'h. professor nf iiiaihmiiallcs. ehalrmiiii: " Tlie Place nl' Dial Dlsciisslnn in llic Class Tcnchlii'j ol' (ha iry ", Mr. Kvnn A. \ e l s n n . Allniay iiciideiny. lli>lni-\ mill Kni-liil Scl I.Milium of lllehardsn'i hall. Dr. A. W Kislc.v. (Call Hum il on juiffi /, minimi ?) Lenten Services To Start Monday I n k e e p i n g \\ il Ii I lie I aisler s p i r i l , l.cnlrii s e n ices will occupy I lie prominent place on the Vo u n g W o m e n 's C h r i s t i a n association pro g r a i n next week, (in M o n d a y a f t e r inHiii at 1:1(1 o 'clock, a n d T u e s d a y m o r n i n g nt h : III n 'clock, (here will he l.eiilcn services at the Minimi R e s i d e n c e hall. Also nil Weilne-diu iil't i> II ii o ii al I : | n n 'clock ami T h u r s ilny m o r n i n g nl S l i d o 'clock similar services will I minded by the Y. \V. C A. in the L o u n g e of Richard son hall. licv. lilnkc nf the First I ' r i ' s b y l i ' i i n n C h u r c h of A l b a n y will spcnli ill the W e d n e s d a y iiieeling, American Schools Sponsor Summer European Tours N. Y., FRIDAY, APRIL 3,1936 Dormitory Co-eds To Have Formal Dance Tomorrow The A l u m n i Residence hall will conduct a formal dance tomorrow n i g h t in tlie I n g l e room f r o m 0 : 0 0 t o 1:00 o ' c l o c k . D o r o t h y W h y t c , '3(i, is g e n e r a l c h a i r m a n of t h e e v e n t . T h e p l a n s for t h e d a n r c a r e b e i n g m a d e with a g a r d e n t h e m e a s t h e c e n t r a l idea. T h e f a c u l t y g u e s t s will b e : Dr. J a m e s A l l a n H i c k s , p r o f e s s o r of education, and Mrs. liieks, Mr. George M. Y o r k , p r o f e s s o r of c o m m e r c e , a n d Mrs. York, D r . H a r r y W. H a s t i n g s , p r o f e s s o r of E n g l i s h , a n d M r s . H a s t ings, M r . L o u i s ('. J o n e s , i n s t r u c t o r in E n g l i s h , a n d M r s . J o n e s , M r . William G. K e n n e d y , a s s i s t a n t p r o f e s s o r of c h e m i s t r y , n n d M r s . K e n n e d y , D r . H o w a r d A. D o B e l l , a s s i s t a n t p r o f e s s o r of m a t h e m a t i c s , a n d M r s . D o B e l l , M i s s M. A n n e t t e Dobbin, instructor in French, Miss Helen Halter, assistant p r o f e s s o r of social science, Dr. A. W , Risley, p r o f e s s o r of h i s t o r y , a m i M r s . Hisley, Dr. .fumes 15. P a l m e r and Mrs. P a l m e r . $2.25 Per Year, 32 Weekly Issues Spotlight Will Focus Tonight On Traditional Sophomore Soiree IS CHAIRMAN C l a s s O f 1938 T o C o n d u c t D a n c e In Aurania Club B a l l r o o m ; V a l Jean Will P l a y T h e c o m m i t t e e s fur t h e d u n c e lire a s follows: music, R u t h Lewis, '39, c b a l r n i n i i , Ruth T a n n e r , ' 3 7 , Louise Underwood, '38, and Elaine Morse, '30: decorations, Stella Sampson, chairman, Ruth Tinnier, '37, Minnie D o r o t h y C a i n , v i c e - p r e s i d e n t of Strauss, '38, Dorothy Warren, Kutht h e s o p h o m o r e c l a s s , w h o is eryn Hayes, Margaret, Smith, Margeneral d i r e c t o r of t o n i g h t ' s garet Webb, ami M a r g a r e t Mattison, soiree. freshmen; refreshments, Knthoryn O'Brien, '3d, chairman, Marjorie D o r r l a m n , E l e a n o r W'ickhnni, M a r y Oinlrrkirk, Ruth Cass, Margaret H i c k o e k , Hetty D o d g e , a n d A u d r e y Nclf, freshmen; programs, Jean S t r o n g , '3D, cbairni.'in, F r a n c e s House. '37, Charlotte Fox, and Betsy (luentcr, freshmen; faculty, Beverly Walther, '37, chairman, Merriam Gould, '38, Lillian llincs. Helen T h r e e L o w e r C l a s s e s W i l l C h o o s e D u n n i n g , a n d M a r i o n C a r d i n , freshN e w Officers O n T u e s d a y men ; c l e a n - u p , Dec J e s s e , ' 3 0 , c h a i r After Vacation man, Freedu Kurkhill, Bernice Lamberlon, Marjorie Mora, Harriet V o t i n g for n e x t y e a r ' s officers will Greene, Delia Dolua, and Charis be c o n d u c t e d by t h e t h r e e lower Hump, f r e s h m e n , classes a t n o o n on A p r i l 2 1 , the Election Day To Be April 21 Tuesday Former Professor Dies in Florida R i c h m o n d H e n r y K i r l l a a d , who re tired in 1934 a f t e r 35 y e a r s a s p r o fessor of E n g l i s h a n d e d u c a t i o n , died at Port Myers, Florida, Monday, f o l l o w i n g a n a c u t e c a s e of a p p e n dicitis. As p r o f e s s o r of " E d 9 " , a freshmen o r i e n t a t i o n c o u r s e t h r o u g h 1934, P r o f e s s o r K i r t l a n d b e c o m e a friend nf every u n d e r g r a d u a t e , Dr. A. H. B r u b i i c h e r , president, on Hie occasion of t h e f a c u l t y farewell f o r P r o f e s s o r K i r t l a n d in J u n e 1934, p a i d him h i g h r e s p e c t when lie s a i d : " H e is, liy c o m m o n c o n s e n t , llic most v e r s a t i l e m e m b e r of o u r f a c u l t y , e x c e l l i n g in l i t e r a t u r e , a r t , philosophy) and science. . . His c l a s s r o o m s hove been t h e places of d y n a m i c d i s c u s s i o n s , w i t h an intellectual c h a l l e n g e to e v e r y student. T h a i is e d u c a t i o n . " T w o I'dciiiiiis p h y s i c a l a n d recreat i o n a l t o u r s In K u r o p c will be spun sored by l e a d e r s f r o m c o l l e g e s a n d schools in the U n i t e d S t a t e s t h i s summer. Dr, Nnsli, d i r e c t o r of p h y s i c a l e d u c a t i o n nl New York university, " S i m muhl be willing, but nut too will head the g r o u p of s t u d y l o u r s . 1 s a i d a S t a t e college freshS a i l i n g s will be on the Hamburg eager.' mull Ibis week when t h e i n q u i r i n g A m e r i c a n ami N'orlli ( i e r n i a n Lluyd lines e i t h e r d u l y 7 or 2 - , a m i the r e p o r t e r p o p p e d mi him the p o p u l a r r e l u m i n g d a l e , S e p t e m b e r ", for ">7 i|Ucsliiiu nf what m a k e s a " d e s i r a b l e and l.'l d a y l o u r s , r e s p e c t i v e l y . date, ' ' " She miisl be a good Miss M a r g a r e t H i t c h c o c k , i n s t r u c t o r d a n c e r , not over US—and mi b a b y in p h y s i c a l e d i i c a l i o u , will be a mem- talk ' ' Hut a S t a l e s e n i o r ininiediber "f Hie l o u r . A n y o n e w i s h i n g in ali'ly w a n t e d to k n o w : " W h y not f o r m a t i o n is asked to see M i s s H i t c h have I belli e a g e r . ' " cork iii her office from I2:<m in 12:311 A sophomore nam grew nllilornle daily. Tim a p p r o x i m a t e cost of the in r e s p o n s e In I he I n q u i r y , j u d g i n g t r i p will be .fllllll, lliill " peiHoniilitv, p u l c h r i t u d e , a n d | p r o x i m i t y ( w i t h i n 1:1(1 milesl " a r e FRATERNITY TO MEET (he chief reipiisilcN. A junior Tim Kdwaril Kldrcd P o t t e r Club t u r n e d out | o be m u r e i n d e f i n i t e : " 1 will ciiiidllcl its a n n u a l liaiiipiel ami waul an even n u m b e r ( e . g . , I - I 9 U ) . " meeting Thursday night al !l;<l(l The wisdom of another senior o'clock al the P h i l i p S c h u y l e r ilia sought " a nice I n s l e in b a t s , so you lug I'oi a Willed street, J o h n can see whom y u l i ' r e with. Also M u r p h y , '.'17, is g e n e r a l c h a i r m a n , I n d e p e n d e n c e , a m i not (no nine Ii talk A g r a d u a t e s t u d e n t was most Dr, J . Allan H i c k s , p r o f e s s o r of l u g , e d u c a t i o n , will be guest s p e a k e r , a n d c o n s e r v a t i v e of a l l , s t a t i n g t h a i he Kdwnrd Kramer. '.'1(1, will a c | as looked for " a good d a n c e r , easy to Inaslmauler, O t h e r h o n o r a r y f a c u l t y t a l k t o , good looking a n d a p a s s a b l e who appears enthusiastic members and several lllunilli will d r e s s e r , a l t h o u g h n o t too m u c h s o . " all I. following The freshmen Easter recess. will m e e t in room 20(1, t h e s o p h o m o r e s in room l i t , a n d juniors in room 2 0 1 , all of the Draper hall. All s t u d e n t s m u s t h a v e p a i d class d u e s in o r d e r to vote, a n d b o t h d u e s a n d s t u d e n t t a x in o r d e r to run for office. N o s t u d e n t m a y run for m o r e t h a n one class office; f a i l u r e to withd r a w from excess n o m i n a t i o n s will mean t h e c a n c e l l a t i o n of all n o m i n a t i o n s for a p e r s o n . T h e n o m i n e e s for s e n i o r p r e s i d e n t are: Alice A l l a r d , H a r r y Guniaer, Roberl Margisou, Thomas Median, Other nominations are: vice-president, Odette Cdurtincs, Rosctnury Dickinson, Evelyn Hnmanu, Charles Matthews, Thomas Median, (.'and M i r e s , A n n e R a n d ; s e c r e t a r y , Hen L a d r u a , Elinor Nottingham, Marian Similes; treasurer, Harry (iuniaer, Helen McGowau; reporter, John Cullen. (Continued on page. :i, column I) Eager Girls Are Banned by Men, Survey of Requisites Indicates "I like a girl who l i s t e n s when you feel like t a l k i n g a n d doesn't t a l k when you d o n ' t feel like i l , " s t a t e d a p r o m i n e n t m e m b e r of K a p p a Delia Kho, M a k i n g t h e r o u n d nf m e n ' s g r o u p s , llm r e p o r t e r found a j l e a d e r of Hie E d w a r d Ehlrod P o t i o r (•bib i n t e r e s t e d in g i r l s " s o m e w l i a l ; athletic,'' A well known College house a u t h o r i t y fell thai " a girl sliiiiild know what Id do. She diiesn 'l have pi In- good looking, but must present a Ileal appearance. She must have lots of c o m m o n s e n s e . " One m e m b e r of the virility was a n x i o u s In c o m m e n t upon a r e q u i s i t e m a d e by a M a l e college m a i d e n III hist w e e k ' s Xt'.ws t h a i " l i e should be a goiul diiucer, if limy Intend to dance." " N o w we waul to k n o w , " asked t h e c r i t i c , " j u s t wlml tlnii expect to ihi if ice doll'I expect In dance." Summiiri/.iug a prominent ladies' mail t h e r e q u i s i t e s held by m a n y a State male: "A little s h o r t e r , a little y o u n g e r , ami a b l e to d a n c e nnd lalli." T o t h e s t r a i n s of Val J e a n a n d h i s N e w England Champions, the sophom o r e s a n d t h e i r g u e s t s will o p e n t h e S p r i n g social season witli t h e a n n u a l s o i r e e in tlie A u r a n i a C l u b b a l l r o o m . D o r o t h y C a i n is g e n e r a l c h a i r m a n of the dance. T h e d e c o r a t i o n s in blue a n d g o l d will a d o r n t h e c e n t e r l i g h t s a n d t h e s i d e l a m p s . A t r o p i c a l effect will b e s e c u r e d witli t h e use of p a l m s . The ' 3 8 b a n n e r will hold t h e m o s t p r o m i n e n t p o s i t i o n , b u t will b e o u t of r i v a l r y d u r i n g t h e h o u r s of tlie d a n c e . S p e c i a l f e a t u r e s of t h e affair will i n c l u d e a m i d n i g h t waltz a n d a c o l o r wheel which will i l l u m i n e tlie b a l l r o o m . In o r d e r to avoid confusion a s t o w h e r e to meet p a r t n e r s f o r d a n c e s , e a c h c o r n e r of t h e d a n c e floor will b e d e s i g n a t e d by one of t h e class n u m b e r s 1 — 9 — 3 — 8 . Willi tliis a r r a n g e m e n t one will he able t o m a k e c e r t a i n in which c o r n e r lie will m e e t his p a r t ner for tlie e x c h a n g e d u n c e . Bids for I lie soiree a r e $2,50 a n d m a y be secured in room X all d a y today. T h e f a c u l t y g u e s t s of t h e sophom o r e c l a s s will i n c l u d e : M i s s H e l e n II. M o r d a n d , d e a n of w o m e n ; D r . ( u r i d i n e C r o n s d a l e , college p h y s i c i a n ; a n d M r . E d w a r d L. Cooper, i n s t r u c t o r in c o m m e r c e , a n d M r s . C o o p e r . C h a p e r o n e s will be M r . A d a m A . W a l k e r , p r o f e s s o r of economics a n d sociology, and Mrs. Walker, and D r . Howard D o B e l l , a s s i s t a n t p r o f e s s o r of m a t h e m a t i c s , a n d M r s . DoBell. Committees assisting Miss Cain are: arrangements, Knthryn Hobble, chairman, Dorothy Hnner, Jean Licheastein, nnd Marjorie Crist; m u s i c , R i c h a r d Cox, c h a i r m a n , D o r o t h e a K l i n e , Muriel G o l d b e r : . K u t h r y n R y a n , a n d F l o r e n c e Jiiilnvs; r e f r e s h ments, Martini Conger, chairman, J o h n Neuhs, Ursula Tetrault, and Flnnn Bliss; chaperoacs, Elizabeth Matthews, chairman, Mildred Nighti n g a l e , M a r i o n Ball, F r a n c e s G i l d e a , a n d H a r r i e t S h e a r ; (lowers a n d t a x i s , Florence Nelbnch, chairman, Sylvia Mall's a n d M a r y E l i z a b e t h C a r e y . Door, E d w a r d R e y n o l d s a n d M i c h a e l (ymbalak; floor, C h a r l e s Gaylord, cbairnmn, Agatino Nntoli, Henry ( I r o e n , A l f r e d T r e h a n o a , R u t h Hoffm a n , a a d Doris A n d e r s o n ; p r o g r a m s a n d b i d s , Lucille Znk, c h a i r m a n of distribution, and J a n e Malaney, chairm a n of p r i n t i n g , Helen B c n w a y , V i r g i n i a T r a v i s , C l a r e n c e Van Etten, and Paul Dittman. Decorations, Christine Dersliimer and Warren Densmore, co-chairmen, Mary Dowling, Paul S d u n i t z , Agnes Sclieider, a n d J o h n S e b o n e n b e r g ; inv i t a t i o n s , Sally W h e l a n , chairman, M a r i o n Burns,' Rose C a f a r d l a , and Eleanor Dullois; publicity, Ruth Krost, c h a i r m a n , Hetty A p p e l d o o r n , J o h n O ' B r i e n , Leslie K n o x , H a r o l d H a i n e s , Ruth Mullen, a n d Marina Bisactt : and checkroom, Robert Decker a n d J o s e p h V i d m a r . Norton To Head Dramatics Play May 28 and 29 Miss A g n e s E . F u t t e r e r , a s s i s t a n t p r o f e s s o r of Knglish, bus a n n o u n c e d (lie cast for the A d v a n c e d D r a m a t i c s production of " B e r k e l e y Square" lo be g i v e n May 28 uml L'H in P a g e hall a u d i t o r i u m . H u g h N o r t o n , '3(i, will play t h e p a r t of " P e t e r S t a u d i s l i , " t h e ' l e a d , a n d Alice Allnril, '37, will be " H e l e n I V I t i g r c w , " the heroine, Elizabeth M e u r y , '37, will play " K a t e P e t t i g r e w , " a n d Vincent D o n e h u e , '30, " T o m Petligrew, " T h e cast also i n c l u d e s : "Lady Ann P e t l i g r e w , " Lulu Duffcy, '37'; llm m a i d , Agnes T i i r r e n s , ' 3 7 j " M r . T h r o s t l e , " T h o m a s Kelly, ' 3 7 ; t h e ambassador, Cecil Walker, '3(1; " M r s . B a r w i c k , " Lillian Olson, ' 3 7 ; ".Marjorie Friiat," Hen Ladrua, ' 3 7 ; " M a j o r C l i n t o n , " Paul Dittmail, ' 3 8 ; " M i s s B a r r y m o r e , " M a r y L a m , ' 3 7 ; t h e Duchess of D e v o n s h i r e , Alum S n y d e r , ' 3 7 ; " L o r d S t a n l e y , " (lurlleld A r t h u r , ' 3 8 ; " t h e D u k e ' of Cumberland," George Muekey, '87, Page 2 STATE COLLEGE NEWS, APRIL 3, 1936 State College News ••Ubllihtd bf the Clan of 1B18 Tk« Uadttfradoate Newipapor of Now York State Collef* for Teach*™ THE NEWS BOARD KAML D. E B B U Editor-in-Chief Kappa D«1U Kho, 117 S. Lake Avenue, 2-4814 EMMA A. B o o n s News Editor Beta Zeta, 680 Madiion Avenue, 2-8266 GUCNK M. U N O K U K Associate Editor Kdward B. Potter Club, 203 Ontario Street, 2-0424 Tua DBXTIB Assistant News Editor Kappa Delta Bho, 117 8. Like Avenue, 2-4814 H i t t T GOMAIR Assistant News Editor Bdward B. Potter Club, 203 Ontario Street, 2-0424 VraoiNiA 8TOM. Assistant News Editor Alumni Residence Hall, 221 Ontario Street, 3-9187 OAMLVN 8IMONET Business Manager Gamma Kappa Phi, 288 Quail Street, 2-4144 J O H N DXNO Associate Business Manager Kappa Delta Rho, 117 8. Lake Avenue, 2-4314 LAOTUTA 8 m > Associate Business Manager Delta Omega, 409 Western Avenue, 2-0701 THE NEWS STAFF SPORTS EDITORS Frank J . Hnrdineyer, Charles McConville, seniors SOPHOMORE D E S K EDITORS Warren Densmore, Muriel Goldberg, David Smith, Eamona VanWie, Sophie Wolzok LET'S KNOW OUR "R. O. R." The hand is quicker than the eye, but all the magic i a n ' s tricks of the trade fade into pastels when contrasted with the brilliancy of the parliamentary quirks and pranks used by our assembly orators to confuse the Friday morning audience. The average State student knows little of parliamentary procedure. He may understand that a motion, to be discussed, must have a second, but when it comes to moving; the previous question on a motion to postpone indefinitely an amendment to a main motion, he either sits limply back in his seat and refuses to answer aye or nay, or he uncertainly gets to his feet for the first vote taken, or even for both negative and affirmative votes. .Roberts' " R u l e s of O r d e r " is literally a closed book to him. Such a state of affairs, though explainable from tho student's point of view, cannot make for democratic legislation. Take, for example, the difficulty in last F r i d a y ' s assembly, when the previous question was called for directly after the introduction of a resolution. The resolution was one which demanded thrashing o u t ; the thrashers were there, girded for battle. However, discussion was effectively and decisively stopped, on the grounds that " i t ' s twelve o'clock and everyone wants his l u n c h . " By a simple motion to adjourn, from any member of the assembly, discussion of the resolution could have been carried over until today, when the motion would have had precedence over all other business, and no one would have been deprived of his lunch hour. As it was, the previous question was passed; tho vote was counted on the main resolution; due to the impossibility of counting accurately with over fifty students standing in the back of the chapel, ready to leave, the result of the vote is dubious. "Bonus Now for Future Veterans" Is Latest Movement in Colleges immediate cash payment, plus three per cent interest compounded annually a n d retroactively from the first of J u n e 1965 to t h e ilrst of June 1 9 3 5 . " Those who will be killed in the next war will enjoy their country's gratitude now, the platform states, Public reaction to this movement contained both laughter and scorn. As to the charge that its purpose is to ridicule present bonus seekers, the youthful national commander stated: " P l e a s e remember that we are not out to satirize or ridicule anybody A bit over a month ago the " P a y or anything. All that we are after the Bonus N o w " idea flashed into is our b o n u s . " Princeton college authorities had the world a t a Princeton supper table, whence Lewis J . Gorin, J r . , of Phila- only one comment to make when their delphia, emerged shortly as the first approval was asked for the future national commander. The platform veterans' organization: " D o n ' t inof the new veterans demands that the volve the u n i v e r s i t y . " Other collateral organizations, in government pay a cash bonus of $1,000 " t o every male citizen between addition to the F u t u r e Gold Star tho ages of 18 and 3(i, payable the Mothers who want to visit now the graves of their future sous, but cannot first of June, 1 9 0 5 . " " F u r t h e r m o r e , " the platform con- decide to what country they should tinues, " w e believe a study nf his- go, include the R u t g e r s ' Association tory demonstrates Hint it is cus- of Future War Propagandists and tomary to pay all bonuses before the Rensselaer Polytechnic institute's they are due. Therefore we demand "Profiteers of Future W a r s . " J u d g i n g that this country will be inevitably " e n g a g e d in w a r within the next thirty y e a r s , " college students of the land established some 120 posts of the " V e t e r a n s of Future W a r s " last month and a r e now clamoring for their bonus. The organization, with its Number One chapter a t Princeton university, has been joined by a n auxiliary in women's colleges known first as " F u t u r e Gold Star M o t h e r s " and since, to avoid misunderstanding, as the "Homellre Division." Our student government is based on the general plan of the federal government. Because we have accepted their general set-up, does it mean that we must accept ltosella Afostlno, Phyllis Boaworth, Lorctta Buckley, Klsa also the evils that go with such an organization? In Calkins, Ilulda Classen, Jtuth Edmunds, Jacqueline Evans, Ruth Gillespie, Marie Geesler, Mary Hudson, Aubrey Washington the technical name is " l o g - r o l l i n g . " We Kalbaugh, Margaret Woodruff, seniors; Alice Barrows, may be a bit more subtle about names for such Helen Clyde, Isabel Davidge, Elizabeth Gooding, Elfrleda machinations, but the facts remain the same, Hartt, Elizabeth Herr, Joan Kaplan, Ethel Kesuner, Mary Pardon us if we go soph(t) Ibis (Continued from page 1, column •>') Why not set aside one assembly period at the beginLam, Robert Marglson, Mary Plank, Elinor Smalley, Phyllis Vermllye, Juniors; Betty Appledoorn, Rose Berkowltz, ning of each year for the discussion of parliamentary week . . . but we 're telling you Representatives on the Men's AthMildred Bodin, Anne Burr, Frances Cahlll, Helen Cnllenlus, practice? Sheets of essential principles concerning, the that you'll be sorray if you don't letic council, ( t w o ) : Thomas HarKathryn Carlson, Klchard Cox, Alvena DeLong, Antoinette go to Soiree. According to I lie conduction of meetings, precedence of motions, points of Don Vito, Elizabeth Drlscoll, Jeanne Edgcuinbe, Kuth Frost, rington, James Iiealc, lOdward lluliElla Glfrord, Merriaui Gould, JIarjoile Jobson, Phyllis information and order might bo mimeographed and weather report it may be u frosty Jobson, Rose KurklilU, Charlotte Lilunun, Jean Llcheusteln, given the students, with explanations and examples of night, but Ruthie will usher In her bun, Charles Morris, John Kvnn; Josephine Maurice, Mary McClung, Lllllnn Mosliur, Ruth more involved points. Better still would be the require- man . . . while u certain young representatives on the (lirl's Athletic Mullen, Helen Olskl, Theresa Palmer, Mae Rosenbeck, council, Helen Clyde. Mary Murium', Adelaide Scbmld, Jean Shaver, Martha Sheeny, Muriel ment, by the administration, of parliamentary procedure man will be dickering around, Flossie Klsa Smith; g i r l s ' athletic malinger, Stewart, Ruth Thompson, Mary Tobln, sophomores, in connection with freshman oral English courses. Such will fake a new leese on life but Kliziibotli Mornzowski, Klsa Smith. knowledge is invaluable to students and rapidly becom- Dexter won't be mincing any words Representatives on finance board, . . double trouble—double dates ing an essential part of a well-rounded education. 1935 Member 1936 ( t w o ) : Thomas Hrccn, Fred Dexter, and Diz will go strong while her If one or the other of these proposals might be curHenry Jaked, Robert Mnctircgor, ried nut, we would be assured of more efficient student man is bernie—ng up . . , and Kliznbelli Meury, Lester Rubin, VirDistributor of ssembly periods; students would face issues squarely Goldberg won't be Hying the Union ginia Stotd, Agnes Turrens ; class snag instead of " p a s s i n g the b u c k " : and questions would jack—oh, lie can go to bal, snys leader, Iluth Britt, Kvelyn Ilnuiiinn, . . . Densmore won 'I be be given a careful, thorough consideration before their she ruthless this time . . . ICD.lt, will Carol Mires, Anne Service, Kloi.se passage or defeat. Shea rer. raise double Cain (Knae) Published every Friday in the college year by the by-r-one Packard and she'll lie at Candida to for studenl association Editorial Board representing the Student Association. Soiree . . . beeleve you me, Peggy cheer lender, men's, Irwin stinger, SPRING RECESS NEARS Subscriptions, $2.25 per year; single copies, ten cents. women's, Kvelyn Ilainaiia; student Delivered anywhere in the United States. Entered as Thirteen weeks have elapsed since we 1 nidged back will be there too , . . second class matter a t post-office, Albany, N . Y. through drifts of snow, along Icy roads, to classes and Lost, strayed or else stolen—dan it association snag leader, Ruth Hritt, extra-curricular activities. Thirteen weeks, with one all! Maybe Bancroft eiinie of age Kvelyn llainanii, Kliziilieth Mcury, Carol Mires, Kloise Shearer, The N i w s does not necessarily endorse sentiments break of a flay, other than examinations, at Lincoln's but it all came up on fibers . . expressed in contributions. No communications will be birthday. Students are so weary of the round of classes and this will be nudes to you—who Nominees for the presidency nf trinted unless the w r i t e r s ' names are left with the Editor- and homo work, of mid-semesters and quizzes, Unit, even are the girls in the W'l bathtub the class of 1038 for its junior year n-Ohief of the N E W S . Anonymity will bo preserved if so though " t h e spirit is willing, the llesh is w e a k . " are: Dorothy Cain, Rieliurd Cox. picture/ desired. The N E W S does not guarantee to print any or Faculty, too, own to a lassitude, anil desire to be outThe news has been baird lo us Ktlward George, Sally Logan, Other all communications. side the brick walls enjoying spring, rather than lectin- about Harry . . . Fran my brow, nominations include: vice-president, ing to a class as tired as themselves, When we return will she have her han on him to- Klizabeth Appeldoorn, Dorothy Caiu, PRINTED B T BOYD PBINTINO CO., I N C . , ALBANY, N. Y. in April, wo will have nine weeks to go until the com- night? Or is it true that he will im- K'atberino Cnaklin, Christine Der pletion of examinations and summer freedom. Our port his gal from the prison town? shinier, Henry droen, Florence Nel 1930 Vol. X X , No. 20 April Albany, N. V. Easter vacation will be spent in seclusion, friends and Cackle cackle—is Hie spring fever bach, Mildred Nightingale. Sullv Whclan, former high school classmates having returned to their almost gone now ,' Secretary, Christine Dcisbiiner, respective colleges a week or two before we reach our Suggestion of the week-—How ISSUE EDITOR homes. about having all offices except joke Ruth Hoffman, Mildred Nightingale, Virginia E. Stoel Could not the spring semester be split evenly, with collector nf the Kcho assigned eleven Stella Sampson; treasurer, Kli/.nbclh eleven weeks from Christmas vacation to Easter spring points so Unit no one will have Ion Appeldoorn, Jaunt Dibble, Carolyn Kdwnrds. Clarence Van L'tten, recess, and recess to June? Faculty and students would many activities,' Representative on (L.V.A.. Irmii Kveryone took his cues right hint OUR PROFESSOR KIRTLAXI) appreciate the change. week end . , . K D ' s flower went A n d e r s o n , Kliznbelh Appcldoora, Those of us who knew and reverenced Professor KirtInline ami the nigliting ulo went In Thclinii Miller, Florence Ringiose, land wore saddened by the news of bis death this week. representatives on Campbell when the Phi Delt grild (It'iire Vorkey; Although tho present freshmen and sophomores were not Mystery in the M.A.A.CJ), Joseph La Graff; niiiiiabobbed uround with her mini . . . acquainted with him, thoy have heard from upper classMidst of Paris ger of Girls' Athletics, I nun AnderTill-; MAN O F STATU men of his work with freshman classes, and have gained son, ICatlirvn Hobble, I'll hid Little, some idea of the respect due hhn. Thclmii Miller. •V.E.S.Juniors, seniors, and alumni will miss the flguro Pepreseiital ives f-i on finance which would unexpectedly appear about the halls, even The House in Paris, by Ellwiboth Rowoii. liiilJ pages. board, Kntlieriiic Conklin, Wiirren after his retirement, For to many of us, Professor Kirt- $:.'..10. New York. Alfred A. Knopf. Densmore, Carolyn Kdwanls, Muriel land brought tho first realization of what the term Leopold and Henrietta, dark little Jewish buy ami I Goldberg, Kathryn Hobble, Florence " r e a s o n i n g " might really mean, More of us were staid English girl, meet for n few hours in the lull j a r r e d from our compluccnt, self-satisfied view of tho narrow house in Paris under the supervision of that (Ciiiiliiiiiiil from }in<)< I, ruin nut I) Nelluich, John Selioneiilierg; Fresh mail handbook editor, Warren Dens world in general and ourselves in particular by his far- strangely quiet woman, Naomi, and her aged mot her. chairman: ii;;in o, |u.-;in oVIneli ,.» Muriel Goldberg, Mildred reaehlng toleration and broad views on every subject, Then they separate, never tu hear of uurh other again. Iiibb "I' le.vl bunks; 111:1111 n'elnek mure, His immense store of knowledge on practically any topic Milt in those few hours of the sharp shrewd conver- " What I In- I liuli Kclinnl r e a e li e r Nightingale, Sophie Wolzok. Student association cheer ll ii.lcr, on which we questioned him won our immediate respect. sation of mi-repressed childhood uro encompassed all Slimilil Teach Cunccriiliitf [In- r illicit Mllles Supreme I 'mill mill lis |le women, Alice Holt ; men, .Il iseph Though ProfosHor Kirtland is no longer with us, it the dark tragedy hanging over the boy tragedy con- I'lsiinis ", |Jr. David IIIIICIIIHIIII. in',. La (Ira IV; Class song lender, " U'lini i in Hall, Hester Price; student M i nun will bo long before lie is forgotten by .State students, cerning his past, and the hint, of tragedy in his future f 'ssnr ill' uiivcrnjaeiii, issuciaHigh HCIIIIIII Teacher Slimilil Ten, h h, long before anyone will cease to say, " H e taught me life, Mow is S'aonil connected with this past': HunInternatlimal I,aw ", I ir. A U ItUIci linn snug leader, Marion Hull. II ester rieftu discovers a part of this, in her capacity of dis- lii'iil'cHNnr "f hlsinr.v. to t h i n k . " Price. interested observer, Library Kindlon, III: 1,1 n'elm I, n Reporter. Marian Hums. Ruth Millie lllnh set I, Miss 'flii.tin,, Miss Howell gives us just n hint of the mystery •Jill. Kahili, instructor mi lllmirv service Frost, Henry (Irocn. Sally Li ig.-in. WIIAT ABOUT BASEBALL? involved in " The Present "; she builds up her case so i-linlrinaii " I n Servian others, Vini Tho rumbling of our college " b a l l - s w a t t e r s " has well that we call hardly wait to delve into " T h e P a s t " Serve Viiiirsell'", Miss Helen | | f n Sophie Wolzok, Nominees for (be presidency nf supervisor nf nirnl cilnrutliin bus boon hoard about the halls, and even in the precincts with her to discover the answers to all the ipieslions lle.vl. s «'l IO:oo n'eloeli, renin loll I lie class of HIHIJ for its sophomore of tho N K W B offlec. Enthusiastically prepared to march we have been HO eagerly asking ourselves. Ilcr style, l l i i s l e i l hull. I ) , , riarenee |.', Ilnl, year a r e : Christine Ades, John Kdge, to the Ridgoflold grounds for spring practice, the luds when writing of the two children, is so really and professor nf iih.vsieH. rlnilrniiii I'ln Fluster, Hetty Sherwood, suddenly discovered that their field was to be the cam- introhpeelively done that it. is the very heart of child- New Klcineiilnry Science Program inul Hex ford How tl Will I ii It in-ill i. Hclence In llie William Turrens. Other nominations pus of the Alumni Residence hulls. After waiting hood laid open to us. I iiuior ami Menhir High Schools ", in- are; vice president, Christine Ades, patiently for several days, they were informed that plans Then Elizabeth Bowon takes IIH back a genera! ion W, W. Kmix, siipervlsur ul Melcuci' el j Hetty Haker, Charles Franklin, Hetly wore again changed, and that the administration again lo picture that strange, almost Incredible love affair Hie S l n l e I >•- |IM II in i- li I ul' |.;,| ||,,, " A Ki il 111 |i I ' n l l e c l l n n ul' Sen-nl |||e In llayl'ord, (laile Kersle, Ruth Lewis, intended to use the Ilidgoflobl park. However, thoy were which so transformed four lives. This section is leresi ". Mr. .Inlin .1. Hiiirm. liiNlrucliir June Piihaer; treasurer, Fnve For to delay practice until the contract was signed. They are beautifully writ leu. in n style Hint may well place nf chemistry. man, Robert Gorman, Virginia Hull, now waiting, not quite so patiently, to hear that the Miss Howell in the rank of such pre eminent writers CnminiM-cc, In nn iiVlm'k roiun "ii Robert llertwig, Richard Lonsdale, Draper hall, Dr. ii 'g|. \|. Vork, nm Held lias been shifted once more. as Katherliie Miinslleld and Virginia Woolf. H I T secretary, Virginia 'HHlir ul' einnilleree. I till 11'II III 11 ; " | l i | Hunt I Porciuo; With tho first game, with Bard college, scheduled for fidelity to dot nil. her impeccable style, the unconscious I'lereul Teaclilim TCCIIIIIIIIICH n|' I In Bolton, Nun Kmery, Carolyn Mull Ice, tho week-ami Immediately following spring recess, the way in which she interweaves humor and tragedy Fllllcllollill Melln.il ", Mr Uini'les x.iui Joyce Mnycock, Jean Strong, team is eager to prepare for battle. Inasmuch as the all these mid to Ihe extraordinary interest amused bv lick, llrugu Publishing en : • • Ti'iicliiuu Salesiiuinslilp", Mr, flurry M. it,,WHIT Hepnrlor, Virginia Pursy, Bernard qtiostion of a hall field rests not, as one would naturally the plot. ilrnmj i'libilsiiiiiu en. Gnll'ney, Vera H a a s ; representative assumo, with tho Men's Athletic association, but with And in the end of the hook, when she ret urns lo the Kilili'iilliimil MiMiHiin-mciil Mnllnii Fognrty, tho college administration, there is little that cuu hu house in Paris, although she partially completes the 10:1111 II clock, room 'j."iii iin.i,,i iIMn on Finance board, Neil Hr. Karl II Huiiili. • , ,h,miii prol'insnr done, The irien interested in this sport, which has boon answers to some of our queries, we still experience u i.f CIIIICIIIIIIII, rliiilruiiiii ; " Kouillng In Joseph Lcese, Joyce Maycoek, Rilglir O'llora, Jena Strong. slowly built up from a minor activity, are experiencing bewilderment us to Leopold's future. Will tho fact Academic Years ". |>r, y n r | „ ft Ml)l ,| Representative on Girls' Athletic a distinct lot-down. With tho contract for the ball field Unit he has never seen his mother make a profound arlly. research rinuiirl nl nf i| Albany sclumls; " | l n w In Inn the lie council, Christine Ades, Kdllli Bailey. Or will he be able to continue with his snlls nf Hltiiiiltirillzcd TCHIH ". to lying in a u obscure corner of someone's desk, the pros- difference'! Helen Belize, Helen Dowry, Kdith i|renins untroubled, thinking only that she " d r e a d s Wayne Super, educational rescnreli ih. pect for baseball aeoms dark indeed. Nelson; nuiiiuger g i r l s ' athletics, lUirllllcnl nf Hie Slllle Killlrnll.,1, lie the past '! " Can nothing be done? parllnmt. (Continued on page I, column •/) BBPOBTEBS STATESMAN Associated Golle6iate Press" Golle6iate Di6est { BOOKS: Sayles To Direct Guest Teachers' Discussion Groups Classes Nominate Student Leaders For Coming Year §§g W E N D I N G SILK STOCKINGS is the novel job that William S. Newton ^ * ' has devised to earn money to attend the University of Iowa. He's shown here giving pointers to Clara Wissler on the correct way to operate the mending gadget invented by his mother. MATHEMATICS, CHEMISTRY AND GEOLOGY are the three courses that iV * wyearold University of Tulsa freshman Pete Renfrew tutors when upperclaw men require outside help in passing examinations. His "classes" number up to 70 students, and the fees he collects pay the greater portion of his college expenses. Page 2 __STATE_£Q . • • > XkWIUtWSt^^^k^M^StWKSU^KBlSSS^^^''^ ( C ( " , » , ; mm$ J^p. 1 Newscaster like Cape Coromin, Jaffa, and Kui are N[AMES dear to Lowell Thomas, once a Cripple Creek, -:J- 1 Krunk? Warren*. Kosella Ag Calkins, Hu* Ruth Gillel Kulbaugh, ". Helen Clyde. Hartt, Eliza. Lam, Robert Vermllye, f. Mildred Bod. Eathryn Cat Don Vito, HL Ella Gifford Jobson, Rosi Josephine M Mullen, Hel Adelaide Sol Stewart, Ru( —Studies, font, itv manual activities — no wonder digestion often rebels at the •train of college life. Remember. Smoking Camebpromotet digestion and well-being. Cob., mining district schoolboy. Now only 44, he brings to his daily radio newscasting an alert knowl' edge of all bizarre places where news occurs and a firm, unstudied voice once used in teaching oratory at Chicago's Kent College of Law. That was in 1911, when Lowell Thomas was a B. A., M. A., and Kappa Sig, University of Denver, and a B. Sc., University of Northern Indiana, now Valparaiso Uni' versity. He quit a reporter's job on the Chicago Journal to travel in Alaska. On his return, be taught English at. Princeton and lectured on Alaska. In 1916 Wilson sent him tb the Western and Eastern fronts as a cameraman and observer. He brought reticent T. E. Lawrence of Arabia to the at' tention of the world. He has since flown 25,000 milesoverai countries,east and west,and once toured India with Edward VIII of England. He writes pro lineally, but takes time off to show some interest in Sigma Delta Chi, Phi Delta Phi, and Alpha Epsilon, his other fraternities, and to tame unmanageable horses on his Berkshire Hills estate. Smoking Csmelt Assists Digestion to Proceed Normally and Promotes WoU-Boing and Good Fooling We live in high gear. So much to do and so little time to doit in! All too often the rush cod tension play havoc with nerves and the digestive system. How can one offset the effects of modern living-dial's the problem! Here is an interesting established fact: SmokingOmd$bMhtmfmndmd»^niHbtm- f ' • fit in promoting mUmmldigtttht sdiii. Camels are supremely mild-never get on die nerves or tire your taste. Enjoy Camels as much as you like... for their good cheer and "lift"...for their rareflavor!Smoke Camel's costlier tobaccosfordigestion's sake. They set you right! ».M.C. CMntaM. MM. a. J. I He Does It Faster Published Editorial B Subscription Delivered ax second elan The NEW expressed in Tinted unlet a-Chief of tdesired. To ail communi' E PRINTED BY Vol. XX, Nv OIJ: Those of j land were si Although thi acquainted T men of his I some idea at Juniors, r which would after his reft land brougb "reasoning*' jarred from' world in gen reaching tol His immense on which wo Though P. will be long' long before to think." \ The rumJb has been hejjj, of the NEWf to the Kidj|f suddenly ilia, pus of the*' patiently fay were again:! intended toff to delay pr$f now waiting, field has bof> With t h a i the woek-oni tuuin is cagf question of I assume, witr the college;', done. The f slowly bull|j; a distinct lit lying in aojv poet for b Can not! T_JE SPENT $4,000,000 on the picture that gave *• l the world Jean Harlow. It was Hells Angels, made silently, then scrapped to the tune of $2,000,000 when talkies came in. He made Scarface, another thriller that gave the masses Paul Muni. These films were neatly profitable, but the boy producer had cinematically exhausted his affection for aviation. He quit investing in movies the $7,500 daily income he was reported to have received from his father's oil wells in Texas. At eighteen, already getting the $7,500 daily, Howard Hughes entered Rice Institute (Houston, Texas). He trained to be an engineer and tried hard to be a playboy in matters that counted, such asflyinga plane in some newer and more inter* esting way. Several months ago he stepped into his $120,000 plane and pushed it along 352.46 miles an hour, a record for land planes. That laurel grown dull, he took off early one morning from California and arrived in New York 9 hours, 25 minutes, and 10 seconds 'later, beating by more than a half hour the previous record for the crosscountry flight. " t HAVS TO SAT in 30 minutes—and a riveter can't be walking around with nervous indigestion, on narrow beams hundreds of feet in the air," says Harry Fisher, steel worker."Smoking Camels make* my food set better and helps my digestion." • . . * * M •NC FEEDS THOU. SANDS DAILY. Miss Lenora Flinn, dietitian, says: "With me, it's always Camels! Smoking Camels during meals and after promotes digestion, causing increased flow of digestive fluids. Camels never jangle my nerves." y> tJ'r J I '** ^v.'i3-..^ru>i*a»'s3«*sr»» T H I TERRACED PJIARIME DINIMS ROOH of the Edgewater Beach Hotel, Chicago. Those who dine at leisure also appreciate Camels for their aid to digestion, "Good times and mmm good tobacco go together," says Fred, maitrt d'hotel of the Marine Dining Room. "So many of our guests smoke Camels. They are immensely popular." COSTLIER TOBACCOS! TUNI 1*1 Camel C«»v»» with Waller 0'K«tf«. Dtsnt Jsnisi Tad HiMiBf, CUo GIUY and f bs CSM Loms OicUtmt Tuesday »«4 TSIIIMIW- ELIMINATION of the "alow whistle" and the creation of a "free ball" on a blocked kick which does not *-' pass the line of scrimmage were the major football rule changes approved at the Palm Springs, Calif., meeting of the National Football Rules Committee. Shown here are: Thornhill, Stanford; Kizer, Purdue; Okeson, New York; Hutchen*. Florida; Bible, Nebraska; Hunter, Southern California; Stegeman, Georgia; Jennings, Texas; Khun, Hawaii; and Mahoney, Denver. 9p,m.B.S.T.,Sp.».C.S.T., 9:30 0, m. M. S. T., SiSO l»,»,?.S,T.-ov«w-ABC. Colwabis Nnwerk. LPHA CHI OMEGA'S Ruth Doran ruled ove the senior ball at the University of Syracuse. I,,Ml I il' I N ' MHIII 1 Ii A ( ( O S •K: I »sur l& mmmm m •••• I I .:.* W^WBtewMi'in.i'i1' 'l.&M»jt^. "•—— I J t ,. «**p*^&w jg^^mm&i^jsmBk Page 2 M^^Cmm^ NEWS. APRIL 3. 193ft Gumr M. Hdwan flUD Dix* Kspif HAWT Qui Hdwan VnaiNU Jj' Alumni CAEOLYN 4 Guy JOHN Dam K»p| LiUUTA A Offl Frank / Warrew Iiosellu A,' Calkins, llv Ruth GUIs/ Kalbaugb, B Helen Clyd; Hartt, BIIZL Lam, Robert Vermllye, D Mildred Boi Kathryn C* Don Vlto, H< Ella Glffor Jobson, Rot/ Josephine I Mullen, He; Adelaide Si Stewart, Ru DROP. JOSEPH R. HAYDEN, former vice-governor of the Philippines, ^returns to his classes at the University of Michigan to lecture on govern ment and politics of far eastern countries and colonial government. C o u i o u n DKJMT Photo by H. J. Silbaf 'ENTERPRISING staff members of Notre Dame's *"•' Scholastic, have established a new weekly radio program brings to listeners the latest news about events on their campus, / ~ * 0 ! And Gene Vendee, University of VJ Pennsylvania's famed miler, catapults from a crouching start to swing around the track for a practice run. D ROADCASTING TECHNIQUE and voice recording are taught in ' - ' R u t h Wenst's new course at Los Angeles Junior College. She uses the microphone to instruct pupils as they perform in the radio studio. ireatens What-a-man F Published Editorial F Bubseriptiot Delivered • second ela« Record who has a chance of besting the shot put records made by another L. S. U. heaver, Jack Torrance. Ben is shown below in action, with his massive paw shown at the left and a close-up of his grip on the lead at the left below. And in case you don't believe be s a big man, read the'list of his measurements. E ea ncil | the on ige '37, tee, art ack orlc ro; 3Up ous irt- n to ,wo are Vol. XX, M OJ Those qffl land were u Although tjf acquainted ft men of hla jj swum idea CH Juniors, which wouUJ after his relj land broug// '' reasoning! jarred front world in go; reaching to'; His inimcim, on which w, Though I< will be lonif, long before to think," <i J; FRIEND, Louisiana State University's giant shot putter, BENis considered by sports experts to be the only U. S. collegian The Nn) expressed i» rinted unk i-Ohief of K desired. TV all commuii' PRINTED Giant •ant )ers TOBY WING, noted cinemactress, gives a few pointers to members of the chorus of Harvard's all-male Hasty Pudding Club show, The Lid'i Off. OB-GETTING DEMONSTRATIONS are a part of Cornell University's new onsc in Introduction to Business and Industry, a class designed to u li engineers how to land positions. J If * •*$? Big Ben! The rum>f lms been hevj of the NEW', to the Ridgy suddenly dm pus of tliO/ patiently fog wore again / intended ton to delay pra.i now waiting field has be* With the:; tho week-en] team is eugj question of •. assume, wit the collego ' done, The i slowly built? a distinct Id lying In an pent for lms Can notht! JTAIUCWN has been elected to more honor i <i > UonasJun any ;other student at the Univer- INDIANA'S rdiron mentor, Bo McMiMui . 1 tab* a lesson in billiards front Charks C. Peterson, trick shoteapert and noted authority on t h e n * game. •:,.;».»Oi.r-<.- sity Ki wT --..<• „„, •.-'••(•WW" Height Weight Neck Chest Waist Biceps Forearm Wrist Thigh Calf Ankle Shoe size Hand length Hand around Fist Shoulders 6V 303 lbs. 17.T" 47" 36. j " if .8" 13.3" 7.8" a6.j" i8.75" "" 14 8.75" 10" ij" »4.f" Then don't miss the P. A. No-Risk Triol Offer! SMOKE A PIPE? .'. of tlie ;( Asso* Morrow P Beti- 1 Mrs. ofeiaor oeaker, list ruetoast- iBlnt'HH eli of 5 conf the 3 hall on of the •meral sing; mith; mailMiss Miss D ADGER QUEEN - - Kay Writs, Kappa Alpha Theta journalism student at the University of Wisconsin, will command socialite Badgers this weekend when she leads that institution's Military Ball grand march with Cadet Cot.' W. Jay Tompkins. D ••; . . • • • . . . • • . ' . ! »tant ubers 40S. i tea mncil •t the ., on unge '37, ittce, | art black work lero; ;roup .nous part1 to two are :r FRANCES PASSMORE, Florida State College for •*• Women student, is honorary cadet colonel of the University of Florida's R. O. T. C. Florida is the only non-coeducational state university in the nation. LJELMHOLTZ' CONCEPTION of- the ' *• functioning of the human ear has been revised by the University of Miami's distinguished psychologist Max Meyer with the aid of this apparatus. He has proven with its help that the motion of the tympanic mem' brane is discontinuous. OACH Larry Peterson has coached his Western Reserve UnivCersity swimming team to its i8th straiaht victory agejnst .strong opponents. He's shown congratulating freestyler Ed Wolpaw and Capt. Bob Kenan. ;J. : T'..' ;::':;i.^a::>:;--...1 \ y f G S T recent photo of die nation'sfirstwoman cabinet member, l v * Secretary of labor Frances Perkins, was snapped during her visit to Colby College. She's shown with Colby s Pres. F. W. Johnson. ''HIS "INTERTOMNCE PLAY being demonstrated by Col lege of the City of New York's star water polo player Bill Bach' man looks suspiciously like a stranglehold. George Darby is on the receiving end. i BAN CRAIGHEAD, Kappa Delta at Louisiana Tech, is one of the outstanding candidates for a place in that institution's Who's Who. DOUBY MONTGOMERY, a Louisiana State Normal *-» PnftW junior, celebrated her firth birthday Pcbruarv 4Bnff% 1VWV ™ MNMBI. "SBamv v n r S V V W^MBTU ^^^^BFSJ*,. ^^^^W W W l W f SS/w w#^W ^SS^QSjSj#S^p>v SjSj IMPORTANT HISTORICAL INFORMATION has been secured by the Oriental Institute of the 1 University of Chicago from stone and metal tablets recently unearthed in the Great Palace of Persepotis in Persia. Above is pictured the scene at the opening of one of the limestoiw bcM^ which contained iold and silver document* placed there by Darius the Great. STATE COLLEGE NEWS, APRIL 3, 1936 Downs KDR Point System Group Will Present Potter In Second Annual FROM THE BENCH Revised Ratings To Student Body Rivalry Court Tilt 6 POINT OFFICES Assembly Will Hear R e p o r t Vice-president D e b a t e council Vice-president X. W, C . A. of Revision Committee; Members T r e a s u r e r « , A. A, Will Explain Measuring System T r e a s u r e r D. & A. T r e a s u r e r Music council to Student Association Captain b a s k e t b a l l Clialrmuii vlclrola coiumittee Mitiniirer varsity a t h l e t i c t e a m s Tlie P o i n t S y s t e m R e v i s i o n com- Assistant business m a n a g e r s of News m i t t e e will p r e s e n t i t s r e p o r t i n t h e A s s i s t a n t a d v e r t i s i n g a n d b u s i n e s s m a n a g e r s Ltoti 11:10 o'clock assembly this morning. T h i s r e p o r t will l i s t t h e n e w p o i n t c l a s s r e p r e s e n t a t i v e on G. A. A. council C o r r e s p o n d i n g s e c r e t o r y Debute council r a t i n g s a n d a l s o a t t e n d a n t r e s o l u t i o n s Members of Directory b o a r d p e r t i n e n t t o t h e m a i n t e n a n c e of t h e 4 POINT OFFICES n e w r a t i n g s . T h e m e t h o d of t h e comp i l a t i o n of t h e p o i n t r a t i n g s a n d t h e P r e s i d e n t Men's Athletic association Presidents departmental clubs l i s t i n g of t h e m f o l l o w . Captain baseball Class vice-presidents P r o m t h e s t a t e m e n t of h o u r s of T r e a s u r e r X, W, C. A. w o r k a n d d u t i e s h a n d e d t h e c o m m i t - Edltor-i n-chief Echo t e e , a l i s t of a c t i v i t i e s w a s c o m p i l e d Managing editor Coi"n-Foru» Sports editor News r a n k i n g p o s i t i o n s of e x e c u t i v e r e s p o n - Art editor l.ion s i b i l i t y a s A , a s s o c i a t e m a j o r offices Managers and a s s i s t a n t m a n a g e r mpn's a s D , a n d m i n o r offices u s C. T h e intrn-mnriil s p o r t s n u m b e r of h o u r s p e r s e m e s t e r f o r each Member 51, A. A. Executive committee Member varsity b a s k e t b a l l team office w a s t h e n m u l t i p l i e d to t a k e c a r e Member Music council of p r e s t i g e a n d r e s p o n s i b i l i t y , as Member 1). & A. council follows: 3 P O I N T OFFICIOS President religious clubs S e m e s t e r h o u r s of A office x 1.50 Advertising ninniiger P e d a g o g u e S e m e s t e r h o u r s of I! office x 1,25 Circulation laiuinjier Lion Assistant circulation m a n a g e r Lion S e m e s t e r h o u r s of C office x .1.00 Associate editor Lion T h e r e s u l t w a s called classification Assistant a r t editor Lion Kindness mannger Eclio .hours, or C. H . ' s . T h e C. 11.'s of all Echo literary board t h e s t a t e m e n t s w e r e r a n k e d in s t a t i s - Advertising m a n a g e r Echo tical form. P r o m t h i s t h e m e d i a n Secretary it, A. A. Secretary (!. A. A. p o i n t of all t h e c a s e s w a s f o u n d a n d Student association cheer lender t h e deciles w e r e also a r r i v e d a t on t h e Lounge committee b a s i s of a f o r m u l a s i m i l a r to t h e s t a - Assistant m n n i r ' e r s varsity teams T r e a s u r e r Debate council t i s t i c a l f o r m u l a used f o r finding t h e It irding secretary Debute council median. T h e s e deciles, h i t h e r t o re- Memlier varsity Imsebnll loam f e r r e d t o a s M d . D . ' s , wore placed in 'J I'OINT OFFICIOS order. T h e a r i t h m e t i c m e a n or sim- Student Hoard of Finance ple a v e r a g e uf all t h e cases of (', I I . ' s C a m p u s commission M M editor PedatfOi-'ile was then found by t h e estimate F e a t u r e editor P e d n g o g n e m e t h o d . F r o m t h i s a r i t h m e t i c m e a n , Pedagogue p h o t o g r a p h stall figures c o r r e s p o n d i n g t o d e c i l e s wore Pi d a s n g u c Iinsiness slnl'f r e a d i e d b y e x t e n s i o n of I lie a r i t h m e t i c Associate editor Oom-Forimi ttusliKss staff Lion m e a n m u l t i p l i e d b y t w o . ( T h e a r i t h - Class sung leaders m e t i c m e a n w a s t a k e n to he Hie 5 0 % Vlce-pi'esiili'iil. secretary, t r e a s u r e r deor a v e r a g e p o i n t . ) The averages thus p a r t m e n t a l clubs obtained were termed A r i t h m e t i c y . W", C. A. lirst cabinet Vice-president A. A. M e a n D e c i l e s or A. M. D . ' s . T h e s e Member DebateO.council A. M, D . ' s w e r e t a b u l a t e d in p r o p e r c l a s s m a r s h a l s f o r m o p p o s i t e t h e M i l . D , 's t o which I'lidergrndiiate e d i t o r Alumni Qniirlci'l.v t h e y c o r r e s p o n d e d . T h e M d . D . ' s a n d PtTRldetil T r o u b a d o u r s t h e i r c o r r e s p o n d i n g A . M . D . ' s were 1 I'OINT O F F I C E S t h e n a v e r a g e d , w i t h t h e f o r m e r b e i n g circulnl In II nwiiacer P e d a g o g u e Spurts editor P e d a g o g u e w e i g h t e d a t t h r e e , a n d t h e l a t t e r a t P e d a g o g u e literary stulT two. T h i s e n d r e s u l t t h u s achieved Com-Foruni board w a s a s e t of figures known a s Classifi- I'OditiU'lul "ml Iinsiness staff News Art anil lilerary staff Linn •eation D e c i l e s o r C. D . ' s , which fix Class reporter t h e l i m i t s i n c l a s s i f i c a t i o n h o u r s of Class s e c r e t a r y •each p o i n t in t h e p o i n t s y s t e m . T h u s c l a s s cheer leader Vice-president, secretary, t r e a s u r e r re t h e p o i n t s y s t e m in t e r a i s (if classifillginlls chilis cation hours is: v. w , C. A. s i r , m d cabinet V. \V. i'. A. nadei'gradtuito represent alive 11 i:s',i M. A. A, ri'iiresenlallvc II in-tts Slein-liers varsity lentils team 77- '.III 8 i n - 7ii T h e following r e s o l u t i o n s will also be |ireseulcd by I lie C o m m i t t e e ! 87- -til 4 Kcsnlveii: thai in lilt1 case of en 2.">- 311 :t iilllee holders. I he same n u m b e r of 18- 24 2 piilnls shall l>c allotted in ouch id' Hie 1 0-12 en iittloo holders as In a single holder My r e f e r e n c e t o Hie classification h o u r s of eaidi office covered in t h e s y s t e m , t h e n , p o i n t s were set up acc o r d i n g t o t h i s t a b l e f o r every office. Ill I ' O I N T O F F I C E S 1'ivsiili'iit S t u d e n t association EtHtor-lil-elllef S t a t e College News Edit or -in- cli lef P e d a g o g u e FhUtor-ln-ohlef Lion M.'i IIIIirer B a s k e t b a l l II I ' O I N T OFFICIOS News editor State C'olleire News Associate eilllur S l a t e College News P r e s i d e n t VOIIIIK W o m e n ' s Christian association President ( l l r l s ' Aililoiir association P r e s i d e n t d o r m i t o r y seante Vice-president Student ussoeiiiilon Secretary S t u d e n t assoeialloli Iinsiness nitinairer IVdiiKofe'nc l.ilernry e d i t o r P e d a g o g u e nl' I he nlllce Itesolved: thai durlliK the next I wo srliiui! years nl' IIKltl 117 ami Ili:i7-:IK n iI'nninili lee he appointed In g a t h e r In I'lirniallini r e g a r d i n g wurli a m i hours Itivnlv >il In .-nl Ivll les olllceH. Itesolved: llinl heiillilllug October, I'.l.'r* m i l l evel'J I III Join's thel'i'lll'ter, i i n d u c e lie appointed by Hie l'resides! nl' tin- simleiii UHHoebitbin In answer I his i|iiesllnn " Sliotlhl the imliil sysli'in be I'evlscil, noil, if so, llnW '.'" Itesolved lllllt I jib. Mini nl' pnlnls inn I'I lie I'l'I'iTl'I'll llsls hove lie k e p i ol III l e a s ! lialf the Y.W.CA. To Have Panel Discussion On Bay Program The Young Women's Christian a s s o c i a t i o n of S t a t e college will conduct a p a n e l d i s c u s s i o n of t h e 1 9 8 5 Silver B a y conference April 23 a t -1:10 o ' c l o c k in t h e L o u n g e of R i c h a r d s o n hall. Plans for raising money t o send delegates to this y e a r ' s c o n v e n t i o n will be p r o p o s e d . T h e l e a d e r s of t h e d i s c u s s i o n will be those w h o r e p r e s e n t e d Y.W.CA. tit S t a t e college last s u m m e r . They are Virginia Stool, K a t h l e e n Strevell, and Helen C l y d e , j u n i o r s ; a n d .lean Kdgciinibe, ' 3 8 . The association will sponsor a m i m e o g r a p h e d college s o n g b o o k l e t c o n t a i n i n g n o t only t h e t r a d i t i o n a l s o n g s of S l a t e college, b u t a l s o p o p u lar c h a n t s of t h e c a m p u s t o be used for Y . W . C A . s i n g s a n d f o r g e n e r a l g r o u p s i n g i n g in t h e college. Stud e n t s who h a v e a n y c o n t r i b u t i o n s t o m a k e to t h e b o o k l e t s h o u l d hand them to Marion Shultes, Klnisc S h e a r e r , or Miss Stool, j u n i o r s , t h e c o m m i t t e e in c h a r g e . I t s e e m s t h a t I w o n d e r e d in v a i n Inst week a b o u t t h e frosh c e n t e r . . . m y s o u r c e of i n f o ( n o t a local p a p e r ) said t h a t he w a s m i s t a k e n . . . I w a s on t h e spot all w e e k a s a result . . . the center w a s Mike Wnlko, a tried a n d true frosh . . . M y face i s s t i l l r e d a n d s o i t s h o u l d be . . . A m I f o r g i v e n ? ? ? I see that three men in S t a t e are wearing silver basketballs a t a res u l t of a t o u r n a m e n t h e l d i n T r o y . . . Congratulations and all that . . . D.H. g o t t h e m o s t v a l u a b l e p l a y e r a w a r d a s a n added s o m e t h i n g . . . S o m e of t h e m e n s a y t h a t t r a c k is t o b e m o r e t h a n m e r e t a l k a n d an intramural meet this year . . . swolhtgent. I f tlie t i m e t r i a l s f o r t h e m e e t a r e a v e r a g e , t h e r e is h o p e in t h e h e a r t s of s o m e o f t h e p a n t p a n t b o y s of o u t s i d e competition . . . will t h i s lead t o a n o t h e r v a r s i t y s p r i n g s p o r t ? ? w e need i t b u t will we g e t w h a t we w a n t ? ? ? we'll h a v e 500 m e n h e r e w i t h i n t h r e e y e a r s s o we s h o u l d p r e p a r e a s p o r t n u t l e t for ( h i s influx of m e n . . . h e r e is a c h a n c e for M.A.A. t o d o s o m e constructive building b u t t h e y need an increased budget , . , coining e v e n t s cast f o r t h t h e i r s o m e t h i n g a n d all I hat . . . h e r e is a c h a n c e t o g e t t h e j u m p mi t h e s h a l l o w . . . fill' acllvil les Spend Easter in smart ^udor City Theatres, shops, and the goings-on about town are just a few blocks away when you stop at Hotel Tudor. And it's in Tudor City, New York's smart residential community. A new hotel--600 rooms-all with private bath. Single rooms $2; double $3. Special rates by the week. III' I s l a b llslniieiii nl new nlMi'os lii iietlvllieH, imoe of ilnsi- i •nanizal Inns go loin e'leel null! |iulllls llllVe linen sel II |> f i l l ' n u l l ,,111, r by tin- I'ollll vlslon I'OIIIIIIIII I' til ill lie MO SIII'll , S.istolll l(eyear, or If n u l l lee l l l l l l y ' EVORY & CO. General Printers • YOUNG MAN'S FANCY 36-38 BEAVER STREET (OR A YOUNG WOMAN'S) treiismers 91 Steps East of Pearl Street LUNCH AT THE NEW turns to Greyhound for vacation trips N MACY'S SWEET SHOP GREYHOUND TERMINAL 161 C E N T R A L A V E . ( A c r o s s from C o l l e g e H o m e ) 350 Broadway Phone 4-6165 Free Skyscraper Dramatics Council Will Conduct Tea $2.0? a day 'dor Hon ihey may hi III UUlk lllg lippollll II I' '111 > rellSl !lll! i n n s 1 Secret II ry V. \V. C. A AilvertisliiK utBUlllfur I,Inn Doriililnr.v senate flrmip ami s o r o r i t y htiiinu presldi'lita During t h e luncheon, Mrs. J . L i n d s a y will lead s o n g s , w i t h M r s . M, C h a p m a n a t t h e p i a n o . Following t h e luncheon, a business m e e t i n g of t h e E a s t e r n B r a n c h of t h e A l u m n i A s s o c i a t i o n will b e c o n ducted. A t t h e c o n c l u s i o n of t h e m e e t i n g , g i r l s of t h e R e s i d e n c e b a l l will c o n d u c t a t o u r of i n s p e c t i o n of the new buildings. Committees in cluirge of the luncheon are headed b y : general c h a i r m a n , Miss W i n i f r e d Lansing; invitations, Miss Florence Smith; p u b l i c i t y , Miss F r a n c e s S m i t h : m a i l i n g list, M i s s .Tulia D o l a n a n d M i s s Isabel A p p l e t o n ; a m i flowers, M i s s Applcton. D r . M i n n i e R. S c o t l a n d , a s s i s t a n t professor of biology, and members of c o m m i t t e e s will a c t a s h o s t e s s e s . Ihnse h.V SMI In Vlvslitiilla in i 'ilitnce Willi tin •S I ' O I N T O F F I C K S iirliielldes ,,f i In- I'nliil System. class presidents President MltSlc Council President D r a m a t i c a n d Aris eouiiHI j (limitless iniiliiicer State I'lilli'irr News FRANK H. Associate news e d l l n r s State College News 7 I ' O I N T OK KICKS Business tiumancr I.Inn C a p t a i n s Ci. A. A. tiMitin AKHIHI mil lllillllltter linskel liall Soulioinore desk e d i t o r s State Cidleue News CIIIHH The annual spring luncheon o f the Eastern Branch of the Alumni Assoc i a t i o n will b e c o n d u c t e d t o m o r r o w a t 1 : 1 5 o ' c l o c k in t h e A l u m n i R e s i d e n c e hall, a s a n n o u n c e d b y M r s . Marion B . Wurth, president. D r . Caroline Croasdale, p r o f e s s o r of h y g i e n e , will b e g u e s t s p e a k e r , a n d M r s . E u n i c e H. M e s a c n t , i n s t r u c t o r in E n g l i s h , will a c t a s t o a s t mistress. The guests a r e : Dr. A, B . Brubacher, president, a n d M r s , BruImcher; D r . David Hutchison, prof e s s o r of g o v e r n m e n t ; Mr. Harry Blrchcnough, professor of mathematics; Professor John M. Sayles, principal Milne H i g h school; Miss Helen II. M o r c l a n d , d e a n o f w o m e n ; Mr. Clarence A. Hidley, assistant professor of history; Miss A n n a E . Pierce, former dean of w o m e n ; Mrs. E. Brimmer, executive alumni secret a r y ; M r s . H u b b a r d , a u t h o r of t h e college A l m a M a t e r ; a n d h e r s o n , Lester H u b b a r d . llemilred Hull in cases of reorgil II Iziillin nl' iieili ii les. cslal'llshnieiil of new I hen II P O I N T OFFICIOS P r e s i d e n t Debute council Bucrtstiirj' I>. A A. well AssiHliial liaslness iiiHIUIiri'l' I'i'illllfiilfUe Pliiiioirrniili editor I'utluiwtfiU' Kdltiir-ili-culvf Ciiiit-Kortllii Alumni Luncheon To Be Tomorrow At Residence Hall A f e w of t h e l a d s a r e c o i n i n g t o classes a bit h o t under t h e collar d u e t o t h e g e n t l e a r t of s i d e w a l k tennis . . . ping pong is losing its h o l d on s o m e of t h e s t u r d i e r of o u r athletes as a result . . . a t o u r n a m e n t is w h a t is n e e d e d t o s e t t l e t h e w h o ' s w h o in r a n k i n g . . . T h e b r e a k in r e l a t i o n s w i t h a cert a i n c o l l e g e b e c a u s e of t h e b a s k e t ball s q u a b b l e h a s b e c o m e official, It is r u m o r e d t h a t t h e g r o u n d s t h a t t h e y h a d for e n d i n g it w e r e e r r o neous. S o t h a t e r a s e s n g a m e nr t w o from t h e b a s e b a l l s c h e d u l e . . . it h u r t s t o s e e t h e w i n s g o oh" t h e s l a t e . . . K.l'.T. is g o i n g t o t r y t o give o u r nine a beating or t w o this The Dramatic and Arts council y e a r . . . I n a few y e a r s m a y b e we'll h a v e a U n i o n . . . A r e w e f o r g - will c o n d u c t a n a r t e x h i b i t i o n a t t h e i n g a h e a d t o t h e b i g t i m e . . . Y n , first l o u n g e t e a a f t e r v a c a t i o n , o n W e d n e s d a y , A p r i l 2 2 , in t h e L o u n g e man . . . I t s e e m s t h a t t h e m e n h a v e t o b e of R i c h a r d s o n h a l l , M a r y L a m , ' 3 7 , t o l d t o k e e p off t h e c a m p u s . . . W h y c h a i r m a n of t h e L o u n g e c o m m i t t e e , can't they wait until after E a s t e r announced. T h e r e will be t h r e e t y p e s of a r t l i k e t h e r e s t of u s a n d t h e n a l l of u s c a n e n j o y a n i c e c a m p u s . . . I t ' s d i s p l a y e d : M e x i c a n oils a n d b l a c k a s h a m e t h a t a few i n c o n s i d e r a t e s a n d white drawings, mainly t h e work Rivera, M e n d e s , and" R o m e r o ; c a u s e a l l of u s t o g e t a t o n g u e of s o m e w o r k of B i e r h o l t z ; a n d a g r o u p lashing . . . H a y (of l i g h t ) L y n c h — t h a t .50(1 of e t c h i n g s i n c l u d i n g e i g h t f a m o u s s w a t k i n g of a f a s t t w i l i g h t l e a g u e e t c h i n g s b e l o n g i n g to t h e a r t d e p a r t is h o p i n g t o find a p l a c e on t h e left m e n t . T h e e x h i b i t s will b e moved t o s i d e of t h e infield . . . a l a d t h a t c a n swing the timber to that n u m b e r t h e l i b r a r y a n d will c o n t i n u e f o r t w o All s t u d e n t s a r e c a n p l a y o n m v ball c l u b . . . I t is or t h r e e w e e k s . a b o u t t i m e to have someone t o help invited. C'loutin' Ciillen . . . t h e m u r d e r o u s row at this time shows Cloutin' Cullen a n d l . a r r u p i t i ' L y n c h in t h e t h r e e a n d four s l o t s . . . w h e r e oh w h e r e are the rest??? H e r e is a c h a l l e n g e — C o l l e g e H o u s e w i l l m e e t a n y five m e n i n a b o w l i n g m a t c h — t s k , t s k . . . t h e n e r v e of some people b u t a t least t h e y a r e t r y i n g t o c r e a t e a n i n t e r e s t in a w o r t h w h i l e recreation . . . t h e line f o r m s in f r o n t of B a r r i n g t o n ' s l o c k e r maximum f o r I'i'I'el'i'lii'i' ill I T h u r s d a y , March 26, on the P a g e hall court, several lithe lads, representing the Edward Eldred Potter club, defeated several equally agile a r t i s t s w e a r i n g t h e c o l o r s of K a p p a Delta R h o f r a t e r n i t y i n a hectic b a s k e t b a l l g a m e b y a s c o r e of 4 1 - 2 9 . The victory was something in t h e n a t u r e of a n u p s e t ; b u t closo followers of t h e s p o r t h a d c o n s i d e r e d t h e o u t c o m e of t h e g a m e a t o s s - u p . Each f r a t e r n i t y now has one g a m e to its c r e d i t i n t h e t w o y e a r s of official play. The black a n d white ( P o t t e r Club) were e x p l o s i v e l y i n c i p i e n t , running the score u p t o 1 8 - 1 2 a t t h e e n d of tlie first half. T h e n K D R e a m e t o life t e m p o rarily. Bancroft converted a free throw. O'llora pushed one in. Miiggleton a n d R o d e n r y s r a n g t h e bell s u c e e s s i v e 1 y on f o l l o w - u p s , O'llora added two more points and Mnrgison one for t h e Ontario street ogres. Bancroft from t h e Held, Dornii from t h e foul line, a n d Byrnes once a n d Bancroft twice from the o t h e r foul line. M n r g i s o n tossed i n a g i f t t h r o w . M u g g l e t o n c o u n t e d from b l a c k line and field, k n o t t i n g t h e s c o r e . Morris and C a m p b e l l m a t c h e d f r e e t h r o w s . Score: 2fl-all. Then Mnrgison's m i n u t e - m e n a n s w e r e d t h e cull. The g e n e r a l himself:' scored five points a n d Oaffney a n d H e r s h k o w l t z stinli double-deckers, Baker inserted a foul toss a n d C a m p b e l l a b e a u t i f u l lung shot. Coach M n r g i s o n p u s h e d up two m o r e a n d Unll'ney added another to end the scoring. Score: P o t t e r C l u b 41 ; K D R 2D. Margison, with JP points, a n d l-Iorshkowltss, v a r s i t y men were standouts for Poller Club while (lall'ney anil O ' l l o r a , d a r k horses, showed u p well. B a n c r o f t , I hough h a m p e r e d b y a lame foot, a n d .Mugg l e t o n , looked gmid for t h e blue a n d range. Others cavorted not ignobly. PifB 8 Cone t o All L u n c h e r s M o n . T u e s . W e d . A T U R A L L Y so—for s p r i n g is o n p a r a d e w h e n y o u travel by highway, a n d every G r e y h o u n d b u s offers a g r a n d s t a n d s e a t . Fares are kind to anemic budgets, while frequent schedules enable y o u to leave sooner a n d s t a y longer. GREYHOUND °iKotel ^udor New york T w o b l o c k s esse of Grand Central 304 East 42nd Street MUrray Hill 4-3900 F r e d F. F r e n c h M a n a g e m e n t C o m p a n y , Inc. Page 4 STATE COLLEGE NEWS, APRIL 3, 1936 TWO LEADERS OF CLASS OF 1938 G.A.A. FLASHES Tlie alums have come and gone, and spring sports are upon us. In the game last Saturday the alumnae showed some fight in the beginning but their mind gave out, and the score climbed high in favor of the undergraduates. The costumes in the comedy game were more original than stylish. The tumbling act was well done for a first attempt. We feel for those who were on the bottom of the tumble down pyramid. Perhaps next year, G. A. A. will sponsor a regular tumbling team. The silver loving eup presented to the senior team for winning the inter-class basketball tournament is a thing of beauty—it may be a joy forever if Lib Hobbie doesn't use it for an ash tray. The sophomores were the closest scorers to the seniors, They had a total of 160 points against the yellow team's 208. The seniors won six games and lost none, while the sophomores won three, lost two and tied one. Volley ball started this week; baseball is scheduled to begin next Monday. Archery will make its debut after vacation. Those who mourned its absence last year, can rejoice. New equipment promises to put zest into all the spring sports, Lotto Bunkers are planning a week-end. They leave for Camp Johnston today. A N N O U N C E S RECESS The Spring recess will begin Thursday at 5:05 o'clock, according to an announcement from the Hegistrar's office. Classes will resume Monday, April 20, at 8:10 o'clock. Students To Elect Officers Tuesday (Continued from page 3, column o) Edith Bailey, June Palmer; representatives on Mens' Athletic council (2), George Amyot, Kenneth Doran, Cnroll Lehman, Duke Hershkowitz, Joseph Muggleton, Dennis Peper, William Torrens. Class song leader and candidate for student association song lender, K a t h r y n Adams, Jonn Byron, Kntherine Krien, Margaret Mnttison; class cheer leader and candidate for student association cheer leader, men, Richard Bancroft, John Edge, Edward Simonds, w o m e n , Muriel Barry, Helen Gibson, Peggy Webb, Virginia Wegener. Herbert Drooz and Leslie Knox, prominent in sophomore affairs. Drooz is class president, and Knox is secretary of the student association. They were vice-president and president of their freshman class respectively. TO D I S T R I B U T E CHECKS Scholarship checks will be issued to 299 State college students today to 266 State college students today trad next week until all have been distributed, Mr. Clarence Dcyo, College treasurer, announced today. The treasurer's office will be open today from 9:00 to 4:00 o'clock to distribute checks. Last semester 300 students received scholarships as compared to 200 Inst year. Miss Helen Fay, manager of tho Co-op, will endorse checks so that they may be cashed at the bank. R.P.I. IS ON S C H E D U L E Two baseball games with the Rensselaer Polytechnic institute are tho latest additions to the varsity schedule for this spring. These games will be played on May 2, at Albany, and on May 27, at Troy, the latter game to be a twilight game. These two games are included on tlio State schedule following the dropping of Hartwick from the athletic calendar, and were also mndc possible when B.P.I, only recently voted to icinstate baseball as a varsity spurt. TO P R E S E N T Q U A R T E T Music association will present tho Hinkelman String Quartet as assisting artists at its spring concert on May 7, according to Prances Studebaker, '36, president of the association. The quartet is well known here in the capital district. TO HAVE DISPLAY In a special display, the Co-op is now featuring this week's copy of the Club Dial. This issue contains nn article by Mr. Louis C, Jones, instructor in English, on "Bill Greenfield, a Nearly Forgotten Folk Hero.'' Also on display is a collection of Bibles; one of them ii modernized text of the New Testament. jiioft OPTICIANS; FREDETTE'S 3Mcu it OPTICAL secvice Geo. D. Jeoney, Prop. Dial 8-1918 " 6-M1S Boulevard Cafeteria and Qrill 198-200 CENTRAL AVENUE ALBANY, N. Y. I want my cigarette mild, of course—I hardly think anybody enjoys a strong cigarette. But deliver me from the flat, insipid kind. I find a great deal of pleasure in Chesterfields. They're mild and yet they seem to have more taste and aroma. I enjoy them. They Satisfy, .just about all you could ask for C 1936, LIGGETT & MYEIS TOBACCO CO.