State College News NEW YORK STATE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS ESTABLISHED BY THE CLASS OF 1918 VOL. VII No. 26 ALBANY, N. Y., MAY 4, COLLEGE CALENDAR Friday, May 4 Spanish Carnival Gymnasium, 8:00 P. M. Saturday, May 5 Biology Field Trip Delaware Car Line, 2:00 P. M. Baseball, University Club vs State Ridgefield, 3:00 P. M. Gym. Frolic Gymnasium, 8:00 P. M. Monday, May 7 French Club Meeting 4:00 P. M., Room 100 Music Association Meeting Room B, 5:00 P. M. Tuesday, May 8 Y. W. C. A. Meeting Room B : 3:00 P. M. Wednesday, May 9 Political Science Club Meeting Room 101. 4:00 P. M. $3.00 per year KENNETH Has black eyes He talks devinely He is very blase Henna is his favorite color VARIED PROGRAM ARRANGED He dotes on bobbed hair PURPLE AND GOLD DROPS He comes May 12 The annual Spanish Carnival will GAMES TO VERMONT U. His last name? be held tonight. The entertainment AND MIDDLEBURY MACGOWAN will start promptly at eight o'clock in the auditorium, and will consist The State College baseball nine of Spanish songs and dances, several lost in a rather unevenly matched RESULTS OF QUARTERLY contest to the Vermont nine last numbers by the quartet and orchestra Thursday. Although outclassed in ELECTIONS selections. every way, State put up a good fight After the entertainment the gymEditor in Chief, Aileen Wallace. and held Vermont to 10 earned runs. nasium will be opened and will offer Senior editors; Evelyn Dutcher, Dor- Rude, for State aside from being many attractions: serpentine bal- othy Bennit. Junior editors; Mildred rather wild in the first and second loons, confetti, confections, and a Hammersley, Ruth Moore. Soph- innings pitched good hall, striking out G Vermont men and holding them bull fight by our faculty. The price omore editor; Minnie Greenaway. to 8 hits and 8 earned runs; State's of admission will be twenty-five Business Manager; Annie Olson, '24. support was rather weak. cents, Half of the proceeds of the Advertising Managers; Margaret Yai nall, a former Dartmouth football star, pitched for Vermont and made carnival will go to the dormitory Eaton, '24, Helpn Orr, '24. things come his own way, allowing fund. only three hits, Smith getting 2 and Professor and Mrs. Stinard and Stahlman 1. Yarnall held Yale to 6 BIOLOGY FIELD TRIP scattered hits in a recent game in Miss Herrick will act as chaperons. which Vermont defeated Yale. AnMiss Martinez, who. returned to colThe first spring field trip under the derson, for State showed fine form lege this week, will bo the guest of auspices of the Department of Biol- behind the bat. The game ended ogy will be held Saturday, May 5. with a score of 18—0 in favor of the Spanish Club. The evening program will conclude The class will meet at the end of the Vermont. Delaware Avenue car line at 2:00 Runs Hits Errors with dancing. 18 13 0 P. M., and return at 4:30 P. M. Vermont 0 3 7 Trips are being planned for alternate Statq State lost in the second game of Saturdays and are open to students SORORITY GIRLS DANCE AT of the department and others by the trip to Middlebury. Gainor who pitched for State worked "like a request. TEN EYCK king" after the first two innings, allowing only 4 hits the remainder of Friday evening, April 27, the ballthe game and sending 8 men down room of the Ten Eyck Hotel witHOME ECONOMIC NOTES the strikeout route. The support nessed a brilliant social function in was good throughout the game, and The girls living at the Home Manthe guise of Intersorority Ball. The agement State only went down after a hard House were hostesses for a seven sororities of State College com- Tea Friday afternoon, April 20th, fight, the score being 7—1 in Middlebury's favor. bined in their efforts to have a jolly from 4 to G o'clock. The Tea was Runs Hits Errors time and they certainly succeeded. given for the Freshmen and Sopho- Middlebury 7 L2 2 mores of the Home Economics DeAs is customary at all affairs of such partment. About forty faculty mem- State 1 7 1 Although State lost both games of nature, the dress parade was in- bers and students attended, enjoying the trip it was not because of lack tensely interesting and colorful. The the attractively decorated home and (Continued on page 4) orchestra, deviating from the modern ii delightful social time. jazz, emphasized the real melody and harmony of the more classical music. Gray's orchestra of Schenectady RESIDENCE HALL CAMPAIGN—REPORT FOR WEEK ENDING played from 9 to 2. APRIL 28, 1923 A big feature of the Ball was the GRAND TOTAL APRIL 28 favors. For the men there were very Number of pledges 104 G novel, collegiate pipes on which was Amount pledged and contributed .$85,362.74 carved the sorority seal. There was Cash received to date $20,990.99 a wild scurry among the male attendants for the necessary materials with TALKING POINTS ON RESIDENCE HALL DRIVE which tq enjoy a good old smoke— A Shut-in, Cla*s of 1857, gives $10.00 to the Fund even cigs. were despoiled of their Julia A. C. Hai-mon, of Amsterdam, writes: contents to furnish the much needed "Your appeal for Residence Hall received. I am noaring my 83rd birthday, I am a "shut-in"—paralysis. Was five months in the sick requisite. The women's favors were room last year—pneumonia and grippe. I graduated the summer of grey leather card cases with the gold 1857. Enclosed find check for ten dollars. That is all I can do." sorority signet. A woman physician, graduate of 1875, pledges $100— The chaperones for the Ball wore: Dr. Marcena Sherman Ricker, of Rochester, says: Dean Pierce, Miss Perine, Miss Row"Enclosed is my pledge of $100 to the Residence Hall for my Alma ley, Professor and Mrs. Risley, Dr. Mater, Yes, my training in dear old Albany Normal College helped greatly to prepare me better for what I hava been able to do since then. and Mrs. Hastings, Professor and One step after another lead me to be a teacher, next a graduate nurse, Mrs. York, Professor and Mrs. next and best of all, a physician. In this la3t I have been actively enWalker, Dr. and Mrs, Thompson, Mr. gaged since 1888. Success to your forward movement to make better your noble State College." and Mrs, Candlyn, and Mr. and Mrs. Deyo. Moving Up Day Program Spanish Club Gives Carnival Announced Tonight Thursday May 17 8:00—9:00 P. M. I Pedagogue Board Banquet. II Tug of War (Girls) III Distribution of Pedagogues. Friday, May 18 9:30 A. M.. I Class assemblies: Freshmen—Main hall, near Room 101. Sophomores — Main hall. near Room 111, Juniors — Basement, cast end. Seniors—Basement, west end. II Procession of classes to Auditorium III Auditorium: 1. Alma Mater. !}. Class speakers: Senior—Viola Holmes. Junior—Elizabeth' Nagle. Sophomore—Mary Vedder. Freshman—Mary Flanigan. 3. Presentation of News Board pins. 4, Awarding of Quarterly prizes, 8, Awarding of numerals and letters to men. G. Presentation of Senior class gift to college. 7. Acknowledgment by President Brubacher. 8. Moving Up. 9. Announcement of Student Assembly elections. 10. Choosing new Myskania. IV Recessional—Classes line up along walks. V Stunts on Campus: 1. Formation of class numerals. 2. Planting of ivy. 3. Class stunts. VI Lunch Period. 2:00 P. M. VII Gathering of student body at college. Parade to Ridgefield by classes. VIII Athletic events for men and women. 7:30 P. M. IX Campus sing, step song, and Campus (lance. 1923 State Meets Defeat on Northern Trip Page Two STATE COLLEGE NEWS, MAY 4, 1923 &tat«» (Mteg? Stan REVIEW OF THE APRIL QUARTERLY The spring issue of the College No. 26 Quarterly is very well assembled. It May 4 Vol. VII contains a good representation of the Published weekly during the college four years but a variety of names year by the Student Body of the New from each class would be proof of York State College for Teachers at still greater general interest. The Senate, Douglas, on a certain ocasAt a dance. Albany, New York. The subscription rate is three dol- contributions have the buoyancy and Tactful Man—There isn't room ion. in the course of his speech, complacently remarked: "Twenty-five lars per year. Advertising rates may hope of this season. here to swing a cat—let's sit out! be had on application to the business London Weekly Telegraph. years ago, when we were young men, The poetry is particularly good. Mr. Lincoln and I resided in the same manager. The lines of Dr. Richardson are ap(Articles, manuscripts, etc., must be "What thin soup," commented the town. I. taught school for a living. in the hands of the editors before Mon- preciated. The lilt of If holds more head of the cooking class. "Is this Mr. Lincoln sold whiskey for a living." He referred to Lincoln's clerksincerity than Before Darkness, the best you girls- can do?" day of the week of publication.) And then, receiving no answer, she ship in a store where there wan a which is in part forced. Commuting Editor-in-Chief bar. is deserving of especial mention, added: "Use your noodles.' In his reply, Mr. Lincoln took up Robert MacFarlane, '23 —Life. which it will have from the numerous each point in its order and responded Managing Editor devotees of that art. Sonnet is not At a chair factory in a North Caro- to it fully. When he came to the always clear in that as the idea too lina town, an old negro had been above charge, he deliberately repeatVera Nolan, '23 it, and added, "This is true, but, frequently carries over to the follow- loading chairs all day on a large ed Business Manager truck to be taken to the depot for turning to Doughm, "1 leave it to the ing line. Violin shows groat depth shipment. Judge, himself, if he wasn't one of The shades of night wore Grace Fox, '23 of feeling. falling and the old man was very my very best customers!" —Life. Of the prose The Wasted Life and tired. Ho thought his day's work was Subscription Manager Three Women stand out prominently, over when the truck backed up to be Eira Williams, '23 A clergyman from Northern Pennloaded once more, whereupon the old the first for its subtle, underlying man exclaimed: "Ah hones (lis here sylvania tells the story of an ftaliaii Assistant Subscription Manager thread of personal contact; the world gits sot down after a while." who' brought his baby to him to he Ruth Tefft, '23 baptized. —Life. second for its swing from mid-Vic"Now," he said, "you see you bapAssistant Business Managers torian duty to the modern complex. tize heom right. Last time I tell you Quite a Feat. Opera Glasses is too obvious, a theme Edith Saunders, '23 I want my boy call 'Tom' you call of "Back Home" long drawn out. Jim: Teacher, Skinny's cheating. him Thomas. Thees time I want Dorothy Jones, '24 Teacher: How, James? For a story to "Make the Whole Jim: Well, in this physiology ques- heom call 'Jack,' I no want you call Associate Editors World a-kin", doubtless The Freak of tion of bow many vertabrae we have him Jackass!" —Life Dorothy Dangremond, '23 Anatomy finds a responsive group of he's trying to count his. —Washington Star. readers. "A lion among ladies" gives Doris Butler, '23 Ferdinand Do Footelites, the wellMy Hour of Glory his masculine Mrs. Biggs—Let's go to California known tragedian, comedian, and the Dorothy V. Bennit, '24 touch. Whether an author can be in our Ford. rest of it, was billed for a one-night Reporters stand at Mallow-on-the-Marsh. So Mr. Biggs—It's too far. partial to one character and cynical "Why so? These peaches came all he sent a telegram to the proprietor Margery Bayless, '24 of the other, is a question of "The of the local theatre: the way from California in a tin can. lady or the Tiger". At any rate, i Kind Gentleman—Why are you Mildred Kuhn, '24 "Will hold a rehearsal to-morrow the contrasting note is interesting. J crying, my little man? night. Have stage manager, stag'' Agnes E. Nolan, '24 carpenter, property man, assistant Humor should surely not be so i My Little Man—Aw! I promised Helen M. Orr, '24 electrician, and all other stage hands my mother I wouldn't cry an' I'm scarce. Wild Anecdotes is Well told, I there without fail." cryin' 'cause I couldn't keep my proMuriel Weber, '24 and The Gossipmongers holds the mise. Within a few hours he got a reply sense of rumor and sense of humor in from the proprietor, who wired back: combination. The parody on The When Lincoln and Douglas were "He will be there."—Journal of the A NEW FORCE American Medical Association. canvassing Illinois together as rivals Psalm of Life is quite amusing. The --Life. At the present time the tendency for a vacancy in the United States of all people thruout the world is Merry Razz has its joke, slightly toward the glorification of self. As tinged with sarcasm, or appeals to a G. A. A. NOTES the people incline, so the nations small local group. Perhaps the name history and for over three hundred assume an attitude of satisfactory misleads and the department is not years has boon under the Austrian' The twelfth of this month G. A. A. complacency in their own strength offers another opportunity to visit rule. They have been crushed, but: Indian Ladder. and hoed not the plight of other less intended to be purely humorous. Why spend your Mark. not in spirit. During this war the! time idly longing to see Yellowstone fortunate states. The haughty aloofness that was characteristic of the Cechs failed to help the Austrians by Park and other far off treasuries of pre-war period has again asserted fleeing in vast numbers into other natural beauty when you may look itself. What is going to be the out- RESIDENCE HALL CAMPAIGN upon quite as charming if not as gorterritory and thus fighting fori geous nature pictures in your own come? RECEIVES GIFT FROM ALUMNA freedom. vicinity. The world war brought attention IN CZECHOSLOVAKIA My husband has been with the | The true nature lover begins at to the fact that world affairs, not national affairs, must be made paraThe Residence Hall Campaign Cech army in the Y. M. C. A. huts; Jerusalem. from here we wore transferred to j mount issues. Civilization has progressed as far as possible along nar- Committee has received the following Bruo (Brunn) and our work then j May 5 is the date of our next gym. letter from Mrs. P. MacGregor Allen was training young men to carry on frolic. (A hint to the wise: we profit, row restricted lines. If there is to be further advance, it must be along- who was Ida M. Harrington, '03. It the work when the Americans should by our mistakes.) broader, more universal lines. Man comes from a Y. M. C. A. in Prague, go home. It has been my privilege j Tho frolic is chiefly intended to to teach English to young men. To- reveal tho hidden athletic geniuses in has spent ages helping himself, now he must help his less fortunate Mrs. Allen are workers. Mrs. Allen's day the Y. M. C. A. work has so far cur midst that those capable of comCzechoslovakia in which both Mr. and advanced that it has been withdrawn peting in the Moving Up Day track brother. from the army and becomes civilian I events may determine their relative Yet in the> face of this evident home town is Wolcott, New York. work, making wonderful strides. It ability, and perfect it. As an incentrend of affairs, men whose minds Olomonc, C. S. has not been the easiest work in tho tive for entering the events of May still hold jealously to every vestige March 7, 1923. world. Our hours are from seven IS, we mention the fact that a loving of power, refuse to go out of their in the morning until twelve at night, cup is offered to the class receiving own ways to take part in broader, My dear Mr. Sayles: bigger, more worthwhile projects. My check for twenty dollars will seven days in the week, but wo are the most points, and that ribbons and thankful to bo of some help in this medals will be awarded to individuals. They represent the conservatism that seem small to you. I wish it might small world. Whatever we have been met its downfall in August 1914. be the hundred you asked for, but able to give from our salary has been The big force that impels men to STUDENT ASSEMBLY service now is that of cooperation, kindly accept it as a small gift anil to help those people, Cechs, Slovaks, Friday, April 27, Student Assemof concerted effort. Class jealousy, not a pledge. Wo have been in this Magyars and Germans, the Near East bly was opened with the singing of national distrust, and personal hatred country over three years; we have and Red Cross and I feel that there the Alma Mater, and the reading of many in. America to help the must be wined out in order that the seen it grow; we have experienced college while we do all we can hero. tho notices, after which a special now force can work unhampered. Wishing you success in securing notice was given by Miss Tefft, '23, The optimist predicts its complete the first years after the awful war. asking the students to "sign up, pay victory, the pessimist its decisive do- {It is not easy for these countries to | the amount necessary, up, and have receipts ready May 17 feat. Which prediction is the correct live Each country considers all Yours Sincerely, for the 1923 Pedagogue." The stuone depends on the people who stand those around it, its onemv. IDA H. ALLEN dents then voted on the officers of back of it or allow a'l to fall. I Czechoslovakia has had a long, sad Mrs. P. MacGregor Allen. the Student Association for 1923-24. GRINS STATE COLLEGE NEWS, MAY 4, 1923 'Round the College Guests at the Kappa Delta House this week-end were: Mabel Gage, '21, Harriett Holmes, '21, Margery Potter, '21, Mabel White, '22, Louise Persons, '22, Frances Stilson, '22, Gerakline Crumb, '20, Jean Hungerford, '20, Twybil Purely, '22, Marion Burnap, '22, Olive Wright, '20, Eloise Lansing, MS, Kappa Delta congratulates Mr, and Mrs, Roland Sneider on the birth of a son, Mrs. Sneider was Clara Knickerbocker, ox-'22. K A welcomes Bernice Jones, '25, as a house-girl. Kappa Delta Sorority held its annual luncheon at Woll'ort's Roost on Saturday, April 28. About forty wore present including active members, alumnae, and Miss Pierce, Miss Bodly, and Miss Cobb. Toasts were given by Miss Cobb, Margery Potter, '21, Erva Littell, '23, Liowellyna Gill, '24, Mary Bull, '25 and Thyra BoVior '2G. After the luncheon the Capitol District Alumnae Association hold its spring meeting and elected the follow ing officers: President, Louise Persons, '22; Secretary, Margery Potter, '21. Alpha Epsllon Phi welcomes into full membership Sarah Dranitzko, lluby Herman, and Anne Kofi', Alpha Epsllon Phi had Irene Herman of Nowburgh as a guest over the week-end. Helen Van Aken, '22, Ethel Huyck, '22, Jane Greene, ox-24, Margaret Hutchins, ox-23, Margaret Meyers, '22, Georgia Koch, '22, and Margaret Kirtland, '22 were entertained by the active chapter of Eta Phi during the week-end festivities. Carol Travel', '22 and Francos Reeks, '22, visited the Delta Omega house over the week-end. Kappa Delta Rho is moving from 20 South Allen Street to 3 South Allen Street. Gamma Kappa Phi welcomes as a pledge member, Ruth MacDonald, '25 PUBLIC SALES Wo have purchased 122,000 pair U. S. Army Munson last shoos, sizes 5 '/3 to 12 which was the entire surplus stock of one of the largest U. S. Government shoe contractors. This shoo is guaranteed one hundred percent solid leather, color dark tan, bellows tongue, dirt and waterproof. The actual value of this shoe is $6.00. Owing to this tremendous buy we can offer same to the public at $2.95. Send correct size. Pay postman on delivery or send money order. If shoes are not as represented we will cheerfully refund your money promptly upon request. National Bay State Shoe Co. 296 Broadway New York, N. Y. Jane Scullon, '20 was a guest at the Intei'sororlty Ball. Gamma Kappa Phi welcomes into full membership Ann Evans, '25, Grace Brown, '20, Elnah Krieg, '2(1, FRENCH CLUB Sarah Pethorbridge, '20, and Helen Monday afternoon at 4 o'clock, in Quackenbush, '20. room 100, French Club will hear an Saturday evening, April 28, illustrated lecture on the humanly Gamma Kappa Phi gave her informal aesthetic side of Franco by Miss spring house dance. Symond's or- Frances A. Van Sanford of Albany chestra furnished the music. A buf- High School, who spent last summer fet luncheon Wits served during the touring Europe. dancing arid refreshments were enI All members and those interested joyed during intermission. Miss in hearing the losture are most cordRowley and Miss Agar, our house ially invited to come. As a result of the elections held mother, acted as chaperone for the last week, the officers of the club for occasion. next year are: President, Dorothy Chi Sigma Thota held the annual V. Bennit, '24; Vice President, Elizbahquet fdr its alumnae members at abeth M. Gibbons,_ '24; Secertarythe Hampton Hotel on Saturday, Troasurer, Pearl Knipe, '24; Reporter April 28. The lattice room was Olla Goewey, '20, Page Three FRESHMEN VICTORS IN INTERCLASS MEET The annual intorclass gymnastic meet was held in the college gym, Monday evening, April 30. About eight o'clock the two classes assembled in the hall and in single file marched into the gym. and lined up on two sides of the room. When the sounds of "marking time" had died away, and the students were seated on the floor, a picked group of Freshmen was called out, and in a second's time after the command had been given, formed the letters, O. A. A. The 2:05 section of Sophomores then exhibited their skill in "right forward fours right", evading and all kinds of marching. Each section then, alternating Froshmo.r and Sophomores, gave exhibitions of marching, each section doing bettor than the preceding one, until the 9:00 Freshman Class, and the 3:55 Sophomore Class surpassed them all. The whole Freshman Class was next called to order, and, tho it seemed impossible, they were lined up in rows of twelve; across the whole gym. floor. The audience then was privileged to sec about three hundred black and white robed figures, some with wands, others witn dumbeils, rythmically and in unison "deep knee bend, rise on toes, backward bend, or lunge forward left". When the Freshmen, after great applause, had finally retired from the floor, (lie Sophomores, in rows of ten, attempted to surpass their rivals in a more complicated wand drill. Two groups of throe exercises were given, first in unison, then with the first, fifth, sixth, ana tenth rows doing the first exercise; the second, fourth, seventh, and ninth doing the second exorcise; and the third and eighth rows the third exercise. Both groups were exoeu^d in this manner/ then the audience was caused to "set up" by the announcement of tho "Jumping Jack" dance. After "sotting up" the audience just first began to look amused at the antics of two hundred Jumping Jacks, then they literally "howled" when the dance was brought to a "grand finale" by somersaults. The Freshmen were soon marshalled on tho floor again in two circles, and showed the Sophs what real (lancing was, During the evening four people had been conspicuous by their beautiful bouquets of sweet peas and also by little notebooks and pencils, which they made use of from time to time. At "the end of the dancing these four handed in their little slips of paper. While those were being examined a group of Freshman and Sophomores did some fine pyramid building. Miss Wallace finally put an end to suspense by announcing the results of the contests, tho Freshmen winning by a very few points, having especially surpassed the Sophomore's in dancing. The audience, which had packed the gallery, and had paid its twentyfive cents each to tho Dormitory Fund, was then given an opportunity to dance. charmingly decorated with the sorority colors, and red and white bouPOLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB quets were attractively arranged on Political Science Club listened to a the table. The toastmistress was interesting talk on the PhilipAgnes E. Nolan, '24, and the speakers very pines by Professor Stinafd on April Magadalonc Andre, '20, Marjory 25. As one of the first government Sinnott, '23, Caroline Berberick, '23, teachers in the Islands, Professor Mary Maher, '24, Marjory Magency, Stinard has found the name to signify much more than "malaria, mosquitoes '25 and Margaret Flanigan, '2'i. and wild men", which he stated was The alumnae present were: [Cath- the popular conception of them. He erine McGarrahan, '21, Alice Clear, also discussed the possibilities of in'22, Helen O'Brien, '20, Laura pendence of the Philippines. Election of officers will bo held McCarthy, '20, Helen Walsh, '22, May !) from the following nominaMarion Devino, '20, Ann Quigley, tions: President—Esther Amos, Dorothy '20, Magdalene Andre, '20, Marion Haskins, '20, Ann Brown, Anne Davidson, Hildegarde Liebich, Mary Weiss. O'Neil, '22, Martha Parry, '22, MarFirst Vice-President — Mildred ion Newell, '22, Mary Hayes, '22, Kuhn, Mildred Cornell. Elnora Subert, '22, Eleanor White, Second Vice-President — Mildred '22, Jane Snitzler, Ml), Marie Snitz- Hammersloy, Helen Means. Secretary-Treasurer— Edith Rigler, '19, and Alice O'Connor, '22. ging, Ella Chase. Psi Gamma had many alumnae Program Committee — Priscilla guests for the week-end. Cecil Conk- Jones, Pearl Knipe, Helen Voohries, Alone Aldorson. Iin, '20, Doris Sweet Corinth, '18, Membership Committee — Doris [Catherine Bcuhler, '20, Eunice Mey- Keep, Evelvn Dutcher, Helen Haders, '21, Florence Brown Holton, '10, don, Manila Van Golden, Esther Florence Chase, '13, Mrs. Peggy Amos, Josephine Kent. Reporter—Doris Keep, Mildred Wood Hayden, '14, Novine Keating, '!)8, Miss Jane Jones., Elizabeth Staf- Cornell. ford Greene, '00. Mrs, Ackerman, NEWMAN CLUB '02, Isabel Peck, '22, Mabel Tallmadgv, '11. were among those preThe annual Newman retreat will be given at the Academy of the Holy sent. The week-en'1 activities included Names on May 11, 12, and 18, under the direction of Father Brennan. Intorsorority Ball, Friday evening; breakfast at the house Saturday Every member is urged to make no morning chaperoned by Professor i other engagements for these dates, and Mrs, Walker; an informal lunch- I since the cooperation of the entire eon at the Hampton Saturday noon: ! club is necessary if the retreat is to a Psi Gamma Alumnae meeting at J be completely successful. two-thirty; a house dance at night, The Albany Province of the Fetlchaperoned by Dr. Croasdale and ! oration of College Catholic Clubs- will Eunice Rice, '22. i! have its convention at Cornell on May Psi Gamma's new home will be at 4, 5, and 6. Delegates from Troy. 20 South Allen Street for the year Syracuse, R. P. I. and Hamilton will 1923-24. bo there. Miss Catherine Hall '24 Mrs. R. Shinman spent the week- has been chosen to represent State end at the Psi "Gamma house with her College. daughter Kathryn. MILNE HIGH TO GIVE SPEAKING J O H N W. FISH ADVERTISEMENT CONTESTS FOR S A L E at a discount:—Cap and Lingerie iflUlutmt Hosiery The Milne High School will hold gown in fine condition - made of the 131 Central Ave., Albany, N. Y. a prizc-speakine; contest, May 24, in the college auditorium. Judges are best g r a d e of French serge furnished 5 doors above Lexington Ave. to bo appointed and a prize of a by Cotrell and Leonard. Style IOC. (OPEN EVERY EVENING) twelve-and-a-half gold medal will bo Size of c a p - 7 J s - Gown can be adawarded the winning girl and the justed to fit any size. A clever Quality winning boy. The girls who will compete are: Alice Secor, Helen I alumna who desires to contribute to Knowles, Gertrude Hall and Bertha: the Residence Hall Fund has turned A n d D r e s s G o o d s At Post; while Ellsworth Beeman, Dewitt ] over h e r c a p a n d gown to the ComZeh, Hugh McKeon and Larry Ulrich HEWITTS SILK SHOP m i t t e e for sale. Anyone desiring to will represent the boys. Musical numbers will also be rendered as part i gee same with idea of purchase may 0 w . & 7 s K r . . " n d 15-17 No. Pearl Sf of the program. | apply to Dean Pierce. SILKS STATE COLLEGE NEWS, MAY 4, 1923 Page Fo S T A T E M E E T S D I S A S T E R ON NORTHERN TRIP S E N I O R S SIGN CONTRACTS M. B l e n i s , D a v e n p o r t . (Continued from page 1) M. B l y t h e , N o r t h p o r t , L. I. of hard work on t h e p a r t of t h e t e a m . S t a t e was p l a y i n g a g a i n s t t e a m s which had f a r m o r e e x p e r i e n c e a n d practice. T h e following m e n composed the t e a m f o r S t a t e : Rude, Smith, Caton, A n d e r s o n , R o b e r t s , Daly, S a g e , C a s s e r e t t e , S t a h l m a n , Gainor, MacMahon and Coach Snavely. On May 5, S t a t e will play t h e U n i versity Club a t A l b a n y . This is a home g a m e . L e t ' s have e v e r y o n e o u t to s u p p o r t t h e t e a m ! E. Bucll, Marlboro. K. B r o w n , Shorrill. M. B u r h a n s , W a p p i n g e r Falls. S. Collier, Unadillti. D. D u n g r c m o n d , Salem, P. D o r s o y , Ilion. B. Deurschner, Millbrook. G. E a s m a n , W a l d e n . F. H a l l , V a l h a l l a . G. H a y n e r , Mavgaretville. S. H i c k l i n g , O n e o n t a . V. H o l m e s , S a u g e r t i e s . Q. H o m a n , S t a t e College. C. H u y c k , Walkill. M. J o c h u m s e n , BriarclifT Manor. F. K c l l e y , C h a t h a m . R, K i m m e y , A t h e n s . 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