The School Nativity Play
A wise man opened the curtain too soon
The star in the east fell down with a boom
The innkeeper said "There's plenty of room"
Oh, it all went wrong on the day
A mouse popped out of the manger straw
Mary screamed and ran for the door
Dropped baby Jesus on the floor
In the school nativity play
Chorus
Oh, the donkey sneezed and the stable fell down,
One of the three Kings broke his crown
Primary two were the talk of the town
In the school nativity play
Joseph's wee brother was violently sick,
He nearly choked on his lolly stick
So I held out Mum's handbag quick
And it all went wrong on the day
A shepherd made a dash for the loo
The rickety platform split in two
It was just a stage we were going through
In the school nativity play
"Fear not!" the teacher cried as the school bell started ringing
Ding dong merrily on high soon drowned out the carol singing
A spotlight fell and I got the blame
Gabriel's wings made a pretty blue flame
And we all went home when the firemen came
To the school nativity play
Jesus loves me this I know, Rev Harkess told me so.