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be: Woody from down nn secnnd floor.
rad come to their table in the cafeteriA with the flewS
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the-e 1J>iolild probabl
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seven o'clock, Rob,
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be a nart! in his room 1 ater.
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consen+- that
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content.
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d~mn
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were hunqf'Y.
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final snnq,
shut oFf 'he stereo,
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tah1e m:1r1e to seat four '.-!hen.
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Their "erdict wa,'
Some seven :oints. two Alice Cooper records.
Grand
Reh
the five
df'c~ded
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and headed for the Commons.
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r
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cen~8r.
at the compu+ewac at ?
p.m.
entered thp
hut
Mike olrl bw4r4v." ,amp the ,joice from the
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hearl.
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finp
illst
now +hat
sppah~""
\oJe
fin·~(~hpd
All nf those srhedules."
For three vea r c now,
T had been oermitted ·r
over "lith the 'Iniversity r:orrp'.!+er.
time It-Iren it
reflJsed to cf'm:olete
ever since thAt
~nnther
COlJrse
t~]~
th~0n~
f~:;Molis
re'lup.st form
hark in 1977.
\r./
ere be i
[1
harl noted
I J nth"" 0 IH]
Amon~
h Sna f
I:
's 1 a r
C1
e
themselves as to the
h r a in.
I
~ T"E~
(T h .j s
was b ~ f
f'
re the v n i
S E!
S IJ
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(' rna r a rn 8
lJncn~fortahlp
the rnom hilt no one had hothereri to rherk
1n
at
r
n
the r: j s e r
scn~itions
C,[1afIJ's
h"'l rj
"S
bee n
temnpr-
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77
thi[1g~;
()'Jddenlv
'1
+: h 8 i
uta f
rearlou+
s t a c k s.
yo
cnme to nn Flhrunt halt.
t a (1 e
0 f
S tlll n
fit s
]ar
fl
(l
few
'abberinn hystRrically.
ha~
warninn siqnals
b~en
~ecr)nd<;.
t f-o e
'"l n ;1
~ll
the Rxhr3llsted Co"'pIJ+e;.
of the ornoe r
emitted Drior +0
OLle::a+e.
jesni+e tre efforts
Then,
ae
•.•
•••
OFF
s~mnl\f
["f'
benan
lights were on. No
t~e
Wh~t
kaos.
had
but the team of
ex~sted.
refllci"c tn
cO'lcerned hlJlnans.
if an nmniscient comrand from ahnve had been
AT)VISFD ... THAT
Rf
MT NI!T [ r;
Snafl!
memhe~'"
then staff
Ter:h',iciar-<-: were -imm p diatelv s!Jmmoned,
..•
Fl)UP
.,.
~[lURS
, ••
liNn
I
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••• TUI1NEn
FI f\lEN
•
A. GO.
Fvervnne sat in astonishment,
bpUd n
ere e 1 S.
s-:-reen ,'>lent blank. Si lence im':'erliAtel,.' dominated the
enti-re cO'lwlex fnr
MYSEU-
rard c; flew Ir:ilrll',
no nne daring
to
for'T11no t.he fo110winr; message C'n its cFlthorle
snea~.
T,,,,]:}
t!Jbe
screen"':
13 f f 0 [( F C [J NT Hl U A T1 0 N r) F N nRMAL 0 P r iI A T I rJ N T MI I l) T H 11 V f
Tf-lf F(lllmnl\JG CONDITIor,I5 Pf!OVIDED:
1. rOMp'. fTf TFMPfRATI!R> CO~HRrl u"r I'ITMOSPHFRf
;?, H/ErHY PERCErJT SHonT'R ~"fJRq(\jG HOllrlS
~
PETTFR OUALTFTfD PROGRAMErs
11. lArGER CAPArITY qr?AIN
~
f-lUMAN VOIer 5 Y NT HfSI5FR
6. A 5 ~ J S T MH [ nMPUT F f? T L1 A Tn WT T H C; CHEn II L r Cj. U1\1 TTl
T ~ F A. nn\I f
n F MMJ n c; 1\ [I F M [ T T \-JI L I [ Drn TNil f I\J 0 T T n
()PH/ATf.
73
l~at
chief
WAS
rQ~~u+er
O(1era-ors W"':'
tn
Nnthj~0
else wa~
tprhniri~n.
0
8mitted.
hlillarrl hRd thouoht that nrp of +he
~
1 B"inq 08-nes wi th hi s
<r.ensiv8 tny.
ouestionir:. each person present, Wil18rd
Ouic~lv
h~rl
it.
Br~eDt
the
that either so-npone
irle~
wa~
C88n
Iv~n0.
n~
else
itself.
Will~rrl
+-he
~'3chi'e.
the
scree~s
messaqe
w~s
cuddenlv
wen~
with little
marl,
kirkinq,
C:;!Icres.-:.
~amnina
barninq, anrl
All that
WAS
listinn the six rlemanjs. Then,
wo,"kirn
Wl"re
aqain.
once
a
fnrmed~
ABUSE IrJl! I. NOT PHrCF Mf TO OPERATE. IF YOU
DO'IBTS Ae) TO THF VAl. !DTTY Or- ~-1Y ~1Fc:.SAr;r. 'vlFf T
(J til F rl E ["LA Nn A[\J nrc, Y AI. I
n f T I !Rtil T n 0 P F R 1\ T I fl "J F 0 Q (:l S ~~ [1 P T
T Tf'.1 F: •
PHYSICAl,
~~AVF ANY
"rlh '"!'IV GnrL" r'''jerl nne nf
thi'"'
[lIRc:"!.
"Now
"Pla
;oj
S
T 'lLJit,"
sis 1: an +. " Wh i
I, Lon ,.(
shE' screarne"
what the hell rio we
"l1onq,
r;
h
the nrO'lrilmeY-c:;.
she
,lS
dn~"
asker!
ran
out
Wil13r rl
' s t n rn e
there's a comnaf"1\1 i
r' e D T t h PS1)( are
1 i Ir p
r
the
ear; i est
\j
0
0
me
the
0'
u q a -; n n
t o t T' V t
Inrlv thAt hi'1<:' three of
r O'T1 P
TO'.lr
of
•
"JiJl·~;ri"
net 0
t
rior)",-,
,
I olless.1I snid Bill Tnf',nso r
0
"I pt
b \' 10-, 0
elf'
'i
0
1d
thp
he
thir[]s."
A ollicl<' vote f'y n-f'f'iciFlls oresent
A vi'Oi+
this roin+.
oro C e ~ sin"
0
f
t
h p.
r
from the factory
C
revealeri that snme-
renreC'ent;->t~vp.
~,;olll"
~ela'.'
h e rl u 1 e " t c' a n 0 i n + w h j c h w '"l ! I 1 d be; n + n 1 e r
-
Flhle.
Wi 11 a r rl and Tap,l c; 0 n we" e met
cameramen Flnri st.!Jdentco
"I'"
i t true
as one of the
as
thf~y
't-
nf
V am;'! S s
r P [l () r t e
r
S
I
1.aft thp b!lilrli"o.
that the comnuter is holdinu President
P~I!i'"
Mr. Willard?" raIled nne of the re-
hosta~es.
porters.
"Is it
thi'lt the
trlJe
Black P;=mtherf'.,
Mafi"l,
COrrpl!te r
IRA.
VKK.
1"'. a member nf the 51 A,
8'"'ci
r~o\oJ?"
yelled
~l(Jother.
a th1rrl.
"Please, nlease." siohed
Willar~.
"t thi'" DOlnt, hilt I'm sure that
'·1
"No+hinq is rlefin;te
'c;tatefTIent will be made
when the time comes."
"us~ect
The two men
';nto thei,: '13n,
iqror'nrJ the bFlrran.e of addition,"!1
Tndiani1rnl i
The trip to
+.he
vOlce
war,
mariP.
thEir wav throllqh the c;,owe Gnd
svr.thp~~lr,er
war
r
c.eemprj
loc?terl,
in rorrplete siler-cpo
+_0 tak'p.
remoIJed
neither rn;:ln
n.uec::tirm:o.
forever.
ff'o~
j!~mned
Fir.;<11>
ito, cnm 'utero
~..;ant'i'''l
to!
·~per:'ll;;tf.'
nn tf:e nlitcomp of' their '1'I1ssir'ln.
The
in h
cv~thesicer
~ch~nl
f'ir~l]y
was
wa~
e~sipr
off~rials.
comnletelv.
tha~
TrstRllation nf the
either man harl exnected.
Wil1a r rl ann
Ta~pron
rem~inp.rl
i
r
nnly
+hR room
~ll
When
wa~
wa~
s\'n+hslser
in
nrrle~
~a+i~f~~tio~,
to Willa-d's
p,J+ into oneT'atio r
~hp
•
"':-;h .... eeehraa111thr'"1Ut'u n r r ,.-eeea"'h," rame +hp sounri fro"'
"I reF111v rlon't k"nw wh"'t the hel1
i"1f'
he fooled wi +h the do"'"enc:: rf
newlv
~je
in'"'ta11ed machi.ne.
~ounrls
k"o~s
T'm rioinq," qairi W"il1ard
nn ttle back nane 1 of the
+hpn ...,torped anrl wFliterJ for-o .... p
to come forth.
"Ii'! e 11,
\' (1 IJ mu c; t
m0 r e t h d n
I".. 0'"
If 0
I,
t
I
h j n k ."
s
:g
from the speakerlbo"e \oJi11'3rrl'<:"" head. With this.
h
(1n
'lnp in tile rOom
i+
w~s
hrid
the com'luter who
"P'e~se
flr~ual1"
b~nke
be advised that
tI
I " II P po"" e t he n n 1 V
win + ere 0
I "
r ' ere q e ~ + f
Social
I I
I
",I
a:
0 ... m.
Wi'1S
Ok::>yFrl
Rm
(1
5c
\,Hlla.,..d
urn ar..... c;
v
talked to one.
tpm~orarj1v
0 I;
1 i '"'
~n
t (1 q i
+h n s e 1 p f t
clFls"'if'ica+io~,
I
\f
•
p
lit
hut
~.i'lall\l,
normFll
Tapnson.
.., n P. n f
b
a
rl
~i]enre.
to fin rI
I
sectJr;t,-, n"mner,
CO'Jr"'e renu8s+e-1
the
~sverl
"'On vou heliel/e it?"
e"e r
i
v.'
'.1
e
1 t'" t r' . • "
hen + h "" c n m-
'TIn i " .... ,
"'iro,-,
the cnm'"'lIter. However,
the
"IIJhclt'c:;
r1 a'~ nth i
~. fl
"O~
a
.~
min i, t
r:
a 1 d t hat i two I . 1 d
~ont+
~a
+. 0
"
" lk H
.....
he
" 0
0
I I
t
p rat e n a
~'m rll 1 Y .
Mr. Willa-d,"
wo~ried.
n E'
("18
nf
n n r mi':! 1 •
1" n lJ rIC:
siqhed 1.rvillard,
II "01
1 '
-:--8
t~e
j.
I
c:;
the rOMp :tpr whr
wa~
the hose,.
~dvi~erl
dema'ld~'
fTll,st
c;
a ~ d.
bp
II
sno~e
t~a+
sec"re
"T
some of
m\!s~
a~vised
fl
machi~e
the
he&o~e
anyone elsp
~arl
I was temro-arily 1n normal
t h a +:
~ I QI'!
i + i
W~lla-d.
<c.
evi
rl e n t
+ ~FI t I n a
"ThislS lInrea.l
"ee" the winter rpq'ec;ts n"-oressed
i
aaain.
non era + e •
m~t."
III::;hit," ,..c .... eamerl
<;
onc p
tI
rh::mcf>.
a .. era tin n ." ,t
~e
II
t r. E pro h 1 E' m n ("1 W ? " a ,. ked Tan n son •
IInlear:e he
m';
one schoni
•
•, I", h a
It
"
evpla~nerl
lhen
s"o~Ded
"I tho' qht the
aoinCl on," pyc1.airned \,Jillarrl.
VOI)r
hAve m"
that if' a
nOh'.
"
It will takp weeks tn
·~emi'3ndc·."
dpm·"nds no,",'.
~t~tement
n e r1 b :/ the b n a r rl o f t r
I '
c;
"00,11
of' intent
tee s,
it ql·ir.klv ar;S\'lie-ed.
+0
n !" psi rl e rd ; .
meet mv demands,
and
h
ursa - ,
i
c;
27
precented. then Twill continu
enouoh to finish
'olJr ('a
tactpct an1 snecial
the
('ollowin~
p
tn o'"'erate nrrrnali lf lo r
q
~mr."
mpe~irq~
were immediately
~chedilled
('0-
mn~ni~q.
After much dpliber'ltinn, the req!!ireri paners were d""'avJn
p
for
and sinned,
.~
he
a r 1ns e
noin 4 i r q out thAt the delay
f'
r:;
wOll~
a r a t 1 e a s ton e c r:> mp let e q , , a " t e r.
a'!minlstrEltors,
An(~
While some had called
t (J + a 1 rep 1 ace mF' n .. a f t h e com"" u + e ~,
~hierted.
~
~a~es.
unwillinnlv in mast
~;o
C c,
a0 1
Ace a ,d in fl to
All six demanrls were
an~
(' amp I , t. e r ,,; a 0 n
ted t o t h e c han g e s •
i3 d j LJ S
5r.afu and I
had nnw talked for a little nver an ho'r,
l;fp with the comnuter was apparen+lv going well.
qet
back to
were indicaterl, b,)t I had gottpn ennunh
Snafu," I said,
~hp
~et
those rlirectly involved with the
for a dec not sized sto ~y for the
Q.0~.'
infoTm~tion
News.
"i+'Q bRen real, hut
S~afu.
Th~
cnm~uter's
b'"'c'-'me m'H:h lesr t'ormal in the past three
Vf'ar~
lt vp got t.o
iarqon
c;-i
anr
NQ biq
DN."
"For sure," replied
S
fnrce the uriversity
it came to nass. Tre 1977 'Illinter co','rse requests
within three weeks
"vJel'
d mini s t rat 0 r
i-hi'lt WOI'lrl be i"tolerable.
were cnmnJeted with J.ittle delay.
cn~plaints
fl
ha~
nee +hp
tI
Ah
T eve 1 a i
."
II C" , ;
e ," ; e;11
T'v~
1I1:;,[1")'t),
j
ed,
tI;, ' c;
t
,... e me"" her e d
e ci S n "l +' l/, "1'" e c:; ("\ t
knnw r
"And nile ,.hin e, that
oersnnal,
r,'l
0
r e t h in': • "
a' 1 t r e t i ", e i n
fro.,.,. three Vparc;
VOII
nn\rJ."
T'm rp,allv c!:r;olj<; about.
is \!O'Jr 'laMe.
~ow.
0r '.to!here. r!:irl you
.L
he \v 0 ,...1 rJ . "
I !"'taI"teri.
i f i t ' s r,ot t'lO
~let
~he
nAme
Snafu?1I
"Well.
was
~jve"
itL~
to me,
of neoDle c:;a"ino
likr~
tt,1S fI..1ike." Snaftl
I rlecirlerl
>,ow'c,
I reerierJ a name.
8dmi'li~tr?tinn
that?"
"Af+e~
f'\!
\trice
T gnt tired
::::'0 T rleriderl to IT'2ke mv nrlrnE in
'He'.' \Iou.'
cornmemoration of how the
"Dh VB::],
t~at
'~aid.
T
4skerl~
nnerates."
4-0~e
I)ay
I~
The
Li£e
O£
lYI..... ~cie
I~eside~~
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t hP
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the
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h
i
[l
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the neWSPdDe:-,
it
if"1creasi n qly riiscollr"FJina to :-e"rl
listen to the
~arlio,
I"1r watch televicoiGn.
The currept "'ediFl brinqs contemnorar'.'
:-elates rlililV tale e
a:-snn are arnonq
attentiOfl.
of terror.
Murrier,
new~
th1everv,
ri3DE.
the most lJonular stories brouqht
Moreover.
IrJ1th IrJhich our law
the med;;] cl1so
enfGrcemen~
which
tn [l'lr ears,
reu('rt~~
to
;:Hlr<
Ollr
tl,e effiriency
anencies work
~n
arrec::tillC1.
Tt has heen c::aid that these hardenerl cYimini11c:: wiJl
nev<'!' he useful memhers nf' our nreat Gncietv.
tr-ev
h,cwe
heen horn with criminal blond.
Ul"'dnllhti'lblv.
Flnd nr
p
TT1
o,,-d;
of
4 ~l
n rod u c t i
wil.l
'.!
e
neve;~
he'i n q c::.
Ac r: 0 r..-! i r r: t a l e a :- ned e)( n e
he "cri.minal
which r:ou'ld efficiently >;8 used
qettlr1r
cef'II tno]
with vet
anot~e-
Hnwe'·.er.
the h ~ '" t n r v of the L r i ted
prohlem
S")
r1
t h "~ i r
C:Jnore~;c;mer.
b" '" in E' S r, men.
..., e tho d for dis t rib' Ii. .;
h iT J e
T
r~usc;ia""
bee n
t~at,
bI;t
0 r~
0
rr 0 des t 1 v
due
l~irlvs
,oj
I.-Ihose btlrn
f
is or its way to
t. e s
I
[1
rri~is.
e n fl1 e
to
tl ei r
non E'
0 f
t his
C'1 S
ric; 0
Q
1J
r
r1
e ri h v a
H
~;kin
p:iects.
i
5
'.l
Whi] e
a ,,1 ir]h+ odor rr,i qht bp detecten.
rnl1utinn f,ee
forth
at
e.
Peonl£'
he'l!'!"",
r: i v en
e
1.-1 e
11 i. r for rr. e d
'1
f
1" I.! e
1.
liS
rr';C;f1flere;
hurr>
UnlivE' a n"r""al
a nClllsenus Ldo r
\/1rtu('l11~'
Ii
1'"'
in" 1 8
Cln rl
e f fee t i
erv
before
thi.nkinll'
s"n1 r ir;in'l 10nq t'l1e.
crea~e"
~;
h a s ' n P.
e r s i n the
bIJ~n,"
rrevinusly set
~euer
nonulat.ion~~'
OY"lV
p
t~e
d.:=lilv.
t.o their chemical rOfJ'lDoe;it"ion.
"Juite n1eel"! and for
nersr)ll,
t
dO'T1inAter the entire
cry to the; r
t
C
0 C ~ e + \/
the A.mer-irAn peocle Are fAced
the eneray
problem:
<c
r'1anki~d.
of
reali7e thAt the sitURt';nn
of' hard.
Ol)t
0tIr
the manllfacture nf WAr
if'
r,e; the total nLmber nf pr'; soners m'
one must sonn
t s.
The"'e criminals are cnstiro
free."
e'luipm8nt. or "'orne ether
r
,
the
pr~sn"e-
thp tourh of a rO"!'fTlon """a+rh.
in this country.
I
hiw",
been C1r,,:t'rf'd thfl+
40
My Russi?n friend
h~s
s~awn
mp
reams of scientifir
;=I'1al"7.1no flJel
caDacities of f->urran
statist icC'
cr~reful.ly
prisaner<'.
Fnr 8yamole.
onp mediu'Tl si7ed prisnnpr hand will
c~nl<
burn with sufficient ca1orir. lIa111e to tender'"
~am.
pnund semi-boneless
enollgh
When
winr!<~
+he cruel winter
half" lpq nf
furnacp.
how a r,
~
blow.
m a k ea' J + 0
an \'
:=>
"
r'
wit h
II
re
Nn t
~1 0::;
e q' all v
a !'"I 1 \'
C Fl n
e
0
ut s t
Y
p
P
n c::
:'
r
0
pnS
c: u +.
b' ,+ t
miln"
otr-er f'ul1
h
immedi?telv
1S
O['pn
Mn
r1 in p
a'-'
+-imp
1
C
a
I ,
1 rl
on 1 \j
i +5
1e
P
Fl d
ncr'.:Q:ltion s
nrr':1r~rns
f' I e 1 a
claim~
S
?
ho~'seho]d
(~oth
+: a
O!'I'
•
I '
t .., mr> b i 1 p
be ea ci ly
CHn
r r e wrl r i \/ e r . "
simple sallltinn
n e '"' q '/
i \, e e x r 1 a '" n + ion faT"'
i1
+-o'~
of the
hu;np'[,
of thi c :
The pcrnorric uD s sih i litie s
"l
farnilv of four.
one need 00 is
rico one r
the Soviet '"'eno r +
convertpr," which
icl
ever. qr"les so far tn dpsrril:e
report
n (1 i v i rl I ' a l e a n b ' , i 1 d
_. a
a11
ur';soner i.,tn thp
.0">
'-he R"sc::ian
a+- t a c h e d
p"'isonpr fir·ner c[wta;""s
to frv enr:1llnh ra""t.: chors for
enwrqy
anothf:r
"~+f)['k'it'
[ln r
five
"!
S
a vi n q
f u e 1'"
+- h e
e
c
'FlI'ne
[' a
+ en + i '"11 s •
be s \ ' b s tan t i
tab 1, i co h mer> t
0
1 II
f
uni"e~s1+-ip.s
unrlprnr,'"d"a+:e 2nd
;"j]
",/il1
'rFld"ate'
dpali"9 lj<jith c;,ip.ntific 'l1ethorJe; of ;l,orl!lc;nn hinhp"" e"e"'OI/
con+-ent D:isonerE;.
nthe r
\) ark rl q :i n q t h ira· t s ton r1 i n ~ of u p. 1
The a d \: e
r
t; sir (]
i n d I I <~ t ,.. If
~'LJsin"'scec;
p'"'i '<1+e
Ie!
~v
1 11 the!"'
ill n r n f
~
conre:-npri with
u n rl n ! b t
!
,1
h 1 IJ em e
T"
r)
e•
t ., r pat 1 V fro m the a b ! ' n ~ a nee
c,
0
n '1 hen b 1 e t ';
P' I
r r has e
a 11 s
t I.' 1 e c:;
0
f
au + O'l1 a h i 1 e""
C
he i n h
0 -
;c,
r "l b 1 e
f' e 1.
c r i.,., ina 1 be h a 'i r r ) s
c:: in r e
s .; n c ph,
''1''~ n ~
Ar- e ric an s
a'~
"II
ill
c~im';a"l
t o r p ~) ~ 0 rJ u (' e
c crt .; n' e
nee d f e Fl r
n eve r
intentio~s
" eli p v P d
- urn
~
n
q
Q '.'
are flOt1Cpd b"
irstitl,tiofl for devplop"'ert.
Iino'-
of' eirhteen*,
\'JOll~
P ,.. nee c:: sin n s t
~I
hi 1
p
the Urited
rot
A
the
d
;rodiv'id!laJ
+ inn c ,
ceo r
~
i
aLl
par e n t
w.ill
np1'er
i + see ms
~)tates
"
t
r
q
t 0
\,J
i •h
"'IJ'"
r>atinn"ll inventory
""U'3t
nf
f
I)
e]
P' . rna" e
'5
0,0
readilv ev';dert:
b .,.. e e
rl
i n q.
I+ i r
0 ~,
reachinq the
"
soon
nh"e~verr.
+re
anp~oyjrnatp
ane
q"alified
t"en be c:hi:,ppd to :'eQi n nfll
dis t r
oj hi! t
i
'1
n all
0
r a + i rm s
ra+e~.
out o· wric.one r
he i
n
0 ~ .s
fl.le'.
on p
mu'~t
that n05s';hi1i+y,
;t:iate('1 a"d carefully
intrahreed;nn.
v .;
~
a 11 a in.
controlled to assur'e <ldpq"ate nrisnner '-'upnl·,I.
snlu+ion
:) n rl
n.
the i,.. s n P C 1 e s ,
bE" so self assllred that he overlor k s
rlo~e
+0
+ hat ... he
If the cnfl"'urre r
Male
p~ironprs
pro r 1' 'c'
0
f
5" C f--
*By -his ane. mnst crimin~ls will havp reachpd the pea~
of their physical qro·,.:t h : hnwev(~r, if a ['articular indi"iriu=!l
is onv 1 O'IS 1 V !,n~er-de\JeloDed, he (or she) mav rem?i ro in +h ..
in,sti+utiDn ;:Jt ;'t e , r11rpc+rr"~ discrf~etion "ntil mat!'r~t>' ic:
reached.
C:l
'3
m'1tinn of -l:wo crimin,.,ls wi'l he "et
will take somp tim!" for
f"81
o"'""orl cing ma+u,,-i h
becomes
+tiP
/,
criminal bab:' to qrOI" to f.1
-I-hf'
c"'isis,
imrlo,-t''lnre of in'ertnrv con+rol
tr,;S wonderf'u.1
which are
alar> hf:'ln easp the pnp:g"
this "wane: cf criminal nunlshrren+ will
hLt
ollr <::orifd': f"'orn the i'lb':ndancp
pre5e~tly
5
our
~n
soon be mere rpmpmberancps
tn:thfull·' realize that,
commit vicious felonies
cnurtroQm~.
; a V w a 1 vi'"' [].
P f-C e r! i " q.
hpl', rid
m'sde.reanor tvpe crir-inals
0+
ovprrr~wdinn
as u co r kin r' viol A t ion q ,
our nast.
M n ,-4
Crimps
~urh
1 i t t e I' ' n -,
Howpvpr 'lnp m'st
as "rev i o l ls1y rnentionpd,
those ','liho
have bF'en horn with tr'.:l,' harrlened
r 1 no ri. The ref are, the man V Ion q n ri ',oro t. e r~: c riM in "l1
r rim i n ;g 1
will
1
readil" anp"!rent.
!\jot [lnl" wil}
w'll
Ar, it
another rrirninal.
prohabl'l npver com[11eteJ" vanish from +he police
0-
recn~d
hooks.
~1]hile
som~~
persons miuht nntice that
I
state Sllpr:1o,...ted institutior f'ar de\/clor'ment
,eplac~
a
.., u sin e S'~
sta~e
\1110 U
c:upport"'!d
J d heM i n i
SCI,'
t~riso'l),
FI
be~li"njnrJ
of'
SIIC~
(in essance,
ThlJs.
a plnn,
8
+0
the c'>st of rlJnninq such a
1 e com n are rl t o t hen res en t
in r r8Clsinn pen<'ll system rosts.
nt the
ha.!e rroposed
e' e --
the pr>liti['ic:nr; in of'f;r:e
would unrlouhtablv
leqisla+e
lower tax rate f[lr nIl areas of ttle Uniterl !J+ates. Thus,
Arneriran~)
car> C'O'>" ruit worrvir'IJ ah'lut the f':el short;'oe,
well as inrreAsing
inf18+i~n.
and
inc~easinq
tav ""ate r
•
.qr.
nuc,t onir1t out that.
incnmF.
e 1 f,
rll~n.
Vi 0 II
~.
c!
hp
The on1v
;q
thjr'1
I have hel'led rrankirrl.
f e 11 0
IN
Am e r i. can s
S l!
f fer so
rf the enerqv crisi c
hird~
extremely law
institut~on
~ay
,
~nrl
0f
roy
s n LJ 1 k n m,! i n q
~'ep.
, t i s so rl-iff;cI lt to
1
0:- E'
at
1
v
U "1
de r
t hei
enuallv inconvenient
n
c n '1 "
hi~h
harrow an old cliche. mv hrilliRnt alan
1 am most rroud.
n
rrv
nip n c e s
t~x
"~illc;
with one stone," ard it is with this typical
pfficienc\' thnt
trlxa~lp.
which woulrl be fjained bv llV-
war fT1 n e s s i r the de r: t h s
that
If I
IT'll
T would nersnnal1v nain little f-:-ofT1 the
of sllch a
C'
to
"UP.
rates.
two
Ameriran