John Portwood
1401 N. Dakota Ave. UNIT 204
555-555-5555, portwood@iastate.edu
Objective
To work and get money to buy stuff.
Experience
Plasma Seller
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Sold my plasma twice per week, every week.
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Learned to professionally take a needle in my arm.
Mafia Kingpin
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Developed leadership skills while running a mafia.
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Learned a lot of effective “methods” to always get the job done.
7/06 – 8/07
8/07-1/09
Education
Guitar Lessons
8/07-9/07
Took lessons with an electric guitar. Learned how to play all of my favorite heavy metal riffs and solos.
Golf Lessons
9/07-1/08
Learned how to play golf… sort of. I at least learned how to control my anger when I’m playing a bad game.
Skills
I am skilled in Kung Fu, and basic math.