Space Has Weather?!
John Meyer
We call it “Weather”
because we like to use the term “Solar Storm”
Because the Sun is “magnetized” it magnetizes the stuff around it.
And spits it at us. FLAMING MAGNETS!!
And that’s why we wear umbrella hats outside…
wait… something’s not right here.
I’ll still wear mine!
We Have A Shield! Phew.
Flaming magnets are like broccoli
So What?
Just Kidding About the Psychic stuff!
Damages Satellites
Aurora Borealis
Power Outages
Psychic Powers