ACT TWO
ACT TWO
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It sure is a dark
night tonight.
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
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Who’s there?
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
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A friend.
MAcbeth
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
Why aren’t you asleep? I
have been dreaming of the
weird sisters. They sure told
you what was up, huh?
MAcbeth
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
I haven’t really
thought of them
at all. Hey
Banquo, you
always got my
back, right?
MAcbeth
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
Sure, so long as I
keep my
conscience clear
and stay loyal to
the king, I’m your
man. Good night.
MAcbeth
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
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MAcbeth
BANQUO
FLEANCE
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
Hey servant.
MAcbeth
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Tell my wife to
ring the bell
when my drink
is ready.
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
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MAcbeth
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Am I seeing a dagger? I can’t touch it,
but it’s there, leading me to Duncan’s
room. My eyes are messing with me.
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
And now I’m seeing blood on it… I’m
an instrument of evil now. Oh, this
sucks. Here goes nothing…
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
There’s the bell. Hear it not, Duncan, for
it will call you to heaven or hell.
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
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Getting the
guards drunk
has made me
excited!
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Who’s there?
What’s going
on?
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Damnit! My stupid husband is
making so much noise, he’ll
wake up the guards! If Duncan
hadn’t resembled my father as
he slept, I would have killed
him myself.
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Oh man, I’m freaking out! I
heard Malcolm and Donalbain
talking in their sleep. One
laughed, and the other cried
“murder!” They woke each
other and prayed. I tried to join
them but I couldn’t pray!
MAcbeth
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Baby, you’ve got
to chill out. Don’t
think about it.
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But then I heard a voice that
said “Macbeth has killed
sleep, so he will sleep no
more!” I need to sleep –
what am I going to do?
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What? You’re
talking crazy talk.
Go wash the blood
off your hands…
Hey, is that the
daggers in your
hand? You idiot!
Those are murder
weapons! Go put
them in the guards’
hands!
MAcbeth
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Hell no! I’m not about to go
back there!
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You sad little idiot.
Give me the
daggers. I ain’t
scared of the dead
and sleeping. If
Duncan’s still
bleeding, I’ll use
the blood to cover
the guards’ faces.
MAcbeth
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What’s up with that
knocking? Why am
I so freaked out?
Will all the oceans of
the world clean the
blood off my hands?
No, my hands will
dye the seas red.
MAcbeth
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
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SCENE TWO
I got just as much
blood on my
hands, but my soul
is white. Come
on! Someone is
knocking on the
door. We have to
get cleaned up and
be ready.
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KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
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They’ll wake Duncan with
that noise… If only they
could…
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SCENE THREE
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
PORTER
Alright, alright, I’m
coming. If I were the
porter of hell’s gate, I’d
be opening the door a
lot these days. Knock
knock, who’s there? A
farmer who killed
himshelf because his
crops failed. Come on in
to hell and be ready to
shweat.
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
Who’s there? A
shmooth talker who lied
all through life, but
couldn’t talk his way into
Heaven.
Who’s there? A tailor
who ripsh off hith clients.
Oh, well, here in hell you
can do shome cooking,
right?
PORTER
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Enough of this
foolishnesh. Here you
go. Don’t forget the
Porter.
PORTER
Man, open
the door
already!
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
PORTER
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
What took
you so
long?
PORTER
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Sorry, I’ve been
drinking, and it provokes
three things – red faces,
sleepiness, and urine. It
also provokes
horniness, but undoes it
at the same time. I’m
so wasted, man.
PORTER
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Is
Macbeth
up?
PORTER
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Hey Macduff,
Lennox,
what’s up?
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
I told the king
I would wake
him up
around now.
I’ll go wake
him.
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Dude, it was a crazy night. The
wind blew hard and we heard
screams in the night and the earth
shook.
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
No kidding.
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
SWEET
MERCIFUL
CRAP!!!
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
DUNCAN IS
DEAD!
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
SAYSAY
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
EVERYBODY
WAKE UP!
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
The king is dead!
Dead, I tell you!
MALCOLM
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DONALBAIN
BANQUO
ACT TWO
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It’s true! It looks like his
guards did it! They were
drunk as skunks!
MALCOLM
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MAcbeth
LENNOX
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MALCOLM
Yeah, I was so
pissed off that I
just killed both
of those guards!
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DONALBAIN
BANQUO
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
What?! Why did
you do that?
MALCOLM
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MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
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MALCOLM
Yeah, I was just
so angry… I had
to kill them…
um…
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DONALBAIN
BANQUO
MAcbeth
LENNOX
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Oh dear, I’m so
THREEfaint.
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MAcbeth
LENNOX
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SCENE THREE
Help her!
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
BANQUO
MAcbeth
LENNOX
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
What do we do,
brother?
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
Don’t say
anything here!
One of these
guys just killed
Dad. Let’s get
out of here!
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
I’ll go to
England.
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
MALCOLM
I’ll go to Ireland.
Here, we can’t
trust anybody!
DONALBAIN
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Alright, let’s get cleaned up and we’ll get
together to plan how to catch this murderer.
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
Agreed!
Agreed!
Agreed!
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
SCENE THREE
BANQUO
LENNOX
MAcbeth
ACT TWO
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ACT TWO
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THE NEXT DAY
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
Last night sure
was strange.
ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
How about today? It’s daytime, but
the sun is blocked out, and it’s
black as night.
ROSS
OLD MAN
Yeah, that’s
strange. Also,
last week, I
saw an owl kill
a hawk.
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ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
Oh yeah? How about Duncan’s
horses? They went wild and ate each
other. That’s super-strange.
ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
Hey guys. Everyone thinks Malcolm and
Donalbain must have killed their dad,
because they took off so quickly.
ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
So Macbeth is going to be the
king then?
ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
Yep. He’s at Scone being crowned.
Duncan’s body is in Colmekill being
buried. I’m heading home to Fife. I don’t
want to see Macbeth crowned.
ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
Alright. See
you later.
ROSS
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
OLD MAN
ACT TWO
SCENE FOUR
Help control the pet population. Have
your pet spayed or neutered.
OLD MAN
THE END OF
ACT TWO
MACBETH’S CEMETERY
MACDONWALD
DUNCAN
DRUNK GUARDS