PARROT PRESS Metro Parrot Head Newsletter NY, NJ, CT January 2009 Vol. 17 No. 1 TALES FROM MY BANK OF BAD HABITS Another sad year end with the untimely passing of long time Metro Rich Bautista. Our deepest sympathy goes out to Mickie and the Bautista Family. I’m embarrassed to admit that I didn’t know Richie, but after the many kind things I’ve heard about him this past week, I certainly wish I did know him. Richie is the inspiration for the story I want to tell you. My doctor had pestered me for several years to get a stress test. He said you’re getting fatter and older by the day, and you have to start taking care of yourself. Well, I managed to avoid that stress test many times. But, the shock of the loss of our friend Ken Do last year changed that. I got that stress test, and then that test lead to others whose results showed that I had a minor artery blockage. It didn’t appear serious, may not have required any further treatment, but my doctor insisted that I get an angiogram, a definitive test to show any artery problems. During the angiogram they found that my circumventing artery was 95% blocked, and they inserted a stent. They said I would not have seen 2009 had I not have taken these tests that uncovered my hidden condition. Well today I’m 80 pound lighter, full of energy and feeling great. I write with the hope that it my just lead to someone else going to the doctor for a long delayed checkup, and maybe saving their life too. That you Ken Do for saving mine, and thank you Richie for giving me the inspiration to tell my story. Dave Pohorylo “Growing older, but not up” -Jimmy Not So Important Dates & Correlating Songs Jan. 3rd-Fruitcake Toss Day “Fruitcakes” Festival of Sleep Day “Can’t Remember When I Slept Last” Jan. 9th- Play God Day “God’s Own Drunk” Jan, 10th-Peculiar People Day “We Are the People” Jan. 22nd-Blonde Brownie Day “Who’s the Blonde Stranger?” Jan.24th-Compliment Day “The Weather is Here” Jan. 25th-Opposite Day “Cowboy in the Jungle” Jan.26th—Spouse’s Day “Honey Do” Jan.28th-Fun At Work Day “It’s My Job” Joann Blumberg Marilyn Tufanisco Dawn Everett Fred Gallagher Joe Lombardi Geri Ostuni Fred Wilson Ralph Wotruba Larry DeGennaro Mike Yelenovic Ed Lloyd, Jr Kevin Karmel Ed Kelly Kerry Ann Douglass Dan Martin Helen Kritsas Kevin O’Rourke Linda Weisentein Anne Nomer Christine Baldwin Martha Goldner Andie Psilopoulos Ed Demulder Bobbie Ann Kelley Russell Nomer Mitch Goldberg Wendy Way Bill Blanchard Kelly Farley Louis Iannaco 1 1 1 2 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 15 15 16 17 17 17 18 20 20 24 25 25 27 30 30 31 31 Buffett NONE Come Monday Son of a Son of a Sailor One Particular Harbor No Plane On Sunday Fins Fruitcakes Cheeseburger in Paradise Jimmy Dreams One Particular Harbor Dukes on Sunday One Particular Harbor TOO MANY!!!! Changes in Latitude Trying to Reason Fruitcakes Jamaica Mistaka Volcano A Pirate Looks at 40 Door #3 Frank & Lola Fins Somethin’ So Feminine A Pirate Looks at 40 Changes in Latitude The Weather Is Here… Cheeseburger in Paradise Margaritaville Take Another Road Richard Bautista : December 22, 2008 On behalf of the Metro Parrot Head Club, I would like to extend our deepest condolences to Mickie and the Bautista family. Richard was a charter member of the Metro Parrot Head Club and played an important role in the formation of our club. Along with Mickie, they organized the Frosted Parrot Head parties before moving to New Jersey and hosting their annual pool party. Frosted Parrot Head Party 2009 The Year of Still Here Date: Saturday, February 7, 2009 Place: The Savoy @ the Huntington Hilton Time: 8-12 AM Cost: $68 Room rate: $115 Entertainment by The Ed Travers Band Open bar/boat drinks Hot/cold buffet Dessert bar Coffee/tea Checks to: Peter Bosshard 6 Mountainview Court Fort Salonga, NY 11768 Directions & info **From New York City: Take Long Island Expressway East to Exit 49S and proceed one mile. The hotel is on the right **From Eastern Long Island: Take Long Island Expressway West to Exit 49S and proceed 1 mile. The hotel is on the right. 598 Broad Hollow Road, Melville, New York, United States 11747-5002 Tel: 1-631-845-1000 Fax: 1-631-845-1223 At this moment, it really is 20* (& snowing) & the hockey game is on. Home team scored on their own rink (again) Nobody cares they are way too far gone Because once an Islander fan, always an Islander fan. Oh I know, you should be leaving this climate heading to St. Somewhere, but before your fin sinks too low.. Join fellow Metros & scream for more boat drinks...something to keep us all warm. New York Islander vs. Buffalo Sabres Saturday,Feb. 28th 7PM $31 ($50 value) Deadline Jan. 30, 2009 Checks to Metro PHC Peter Bosshard 6 Mountainview Court Fort Salonga, NY 11768 The 11th New York Knights of Columbus Presents An Evening in Margaritaville Featuring Barometer Soup Saturday, Feb 7, 2009 7-11PM $35/ticket To benefit the Gardell & Soluri families Hot buffet~/\~ beer ~/\~ wine~/\~ soda Hawaiian dress encouraged Contact Metro Greg Warnokowski for tickets (516)293-3429 Stuart Thomas Manor 2143 Boundary Ave Farmingdale, NY Thank you! The Metro Parrot Head Club once again participated in Long Island’s Festival of Trees, the annual fundraiser for United Cerebral Palsy. Our tropically dressed tree looked great, and could not have been done without help from our members. Thank you to all who donated ornaments and a great big thanks to the following members who helped with the decorating: Matt Smith Jim Martiello Doug Smith Megan Martiello Rodney Olsen Sue and Ray Leudesdorff Cindy Haber Larry Sullivan Peter and Lorraine Bosshard Arlene Rosenthal Mitch Goldberg Annual Breast Cancer Benefit Recap Please find a copy of the letter we received thanking the Metro Parrot Head Club for hosting our annual Breast Cancer Benefit. This years' event was held on Oct. 24th at the Huntington Hilton who provided the use of the ballroom including food at no cost to our club. Sixty seven Parrot Heads and friends joined in this worthy cause. Funds raised that night through the sales of raffles and checks received via the mail (thank you President Dave for your very generous donation) totaled a contribution of $4,000.00. All funds were given in support of the Susan G. Komen For the Cure. Kudos PARROT HEADS! I would also like to thank all club members and friends ( too many to mention here) for their continued support in donating a count of sixty prizes* including theme gift baskets, Islander tickets, hotel packages, restaurant certificates, JB photos, CD's and even a microwave. Our gift items were outstanding this year and I really appreciate all your hard work and continued efforts in helping this event be so successful. A BIG thank you to those members ( Tracey Markland, Lauri Mina, Karen, Matt and Brittany Smith, Caitlin Condron, Kathy Lucano**, Ralph Wotruba, Al and Marianne Straaik, my three children) who attended early to help in setting up the tables and decorations. Thank you to our very "own entertainer", Eddie Travers for providing our club his sound system for the evening and to my husband for the making of the set list on his IPOD. Already looking forward to next years' event. Wouldn't it be great if by next year, we could live in a world without breast cancer! Let’s HOPE! With Thanks, Lorraine Bosshard * It was reported to me the SCRATCH-OFF prize board was a winner! $538.00 (not too shabby for a $2 investment) ** In desperate need of "blowing balloon" instructions! Anyone qualified, please contact Kathy. Lorraine’s Tale from Margaritaville By -Lorraine Rosen Friends of mine were down in Orlando at Margaritaville in September of last year. My friend Sal asked JD (Stratland) to autograph a postcard from the table. He wrote "Hi Lorraine, you should be down here, JD." So Sal gave me the card when he came back up to New York. When I went down in November we made sure we went to Margaritaville on a day when JD would be broadcasting. I asked JD to sign a card to Sal stating "Hi Sal, she finally made it down here" So he signed the card but he also asked me to do a little commercial in the booth with him. At the time they were going to run a contest regarding finding someone to be on the show and introduce a Buffett song. He asked me to have a little conversation with him and then introduce a song off the Anguilla CD. So I did. Then he gave me the disc of the whole time I was in the booth. After the session, I asked him about any local places where I could have a nice tattoo done. He told me about a place in Universal where I went. I had complications after it to the tune of 6 weeks of antibiotics and 2 hospitalizations, but it had nothing to do with the business. I got the infection from going on the safari ride at Sea World the next day. Anyway, JD and I E-mailed each other a few times after that regarding what had happened to me. When I met him again at MOTM 2008, he remembered the whole story and therefore remembered me. Editor’s note: Send your personal tale from Margaritaville by the 15th of the month & see it in an upcoming newsletter Before you run off to the Caribbean Santa’s stressed out as the holiday season draws near… Aren’t we all? He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow… He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun Where did Santa go? Santa’s run off to the Caribbean! Hopefully, before Santa climbed aboard his cruise ship out of Fort Lauderdale he grabbed a bite to eat at the Grumpy Gator located in the Harbor Beach Plaza, just outside of the cruise terminals. If you, like Santa, will be escaping the winter doldrums and will be in the Fort Lauderdale area, be sure to stop by Grumpy Gator’s restaurant and grab some gator tail. We stumbled upon it & loved it! Grumpy Gator’s Florida Sea Grill & Bar is a Buffett-styled restaurant specializing in the ball games of the day, gator tails, Havana banana chicken w/ black beans, and of course great burgers & wings. Be sure to wash all that down with an Alligator Alley punch, a Gatorita, a mojito or one of each. Buffett/Trop Rock music is heard throughout your meal as wait staff clad in BUFFETT FOR PRESIDENT and IT’S 5’OCLOCK SOMEWHERE shirts scurry about serving boat drinks and good food. A week in the tropics and we’ll be alright Sporting a tan as we ride out of sight *Grumpy Gator is not part of Jimmy Buffett’s enterprises No wasting away in Margaritaville Associated Press December 29, 2008 Buffett, who turned 62 on Christmas Day, long ago became an icon of certain baby boomers — perhaps the least-hip demographic in the country — by offering the dream of throwing off their responsibilities for his tropical party vibe. But in the past decade, this chronicler of Margaritaville has really cashed in on his image. How big is Buffett? With an estimated annual income of more than $40 million, you might mistake his portfolio for that of Warren Buffett (not a relative). And he's done it by sailing beyond most musicians' ticket, T-shirt and poster revenue stream. The title of his most popular song is showing up on restaurants, clothing, booze and casinos. Among the products he's involved with are Landshark Lager, the Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurant chains, clothing and footwear, household items and drink blenders. The Margaritaville cafe on the Las Vegas strip is said to be the top grossing restaurant in the nation. Buffett writes best-selling novels. There's Radio Margaritaville on Sirius. Even his recording career is booming as the music industry tanks: His recent album, "License to Chill," was the first No. 1 album of his career. In October, Buffett was chosen by Vanity Fair as No. 97 on a list of the 100 most influential people. In the world. He's nestled between Universal Music Group CEO Doug Morris and anti-poverty crusader Jeffrey Sachs. But the exact scope of the Parrot Head empire is secret. Buffett's privately held Margaritaville Holdings LLC does not publicly disclose its finances, and his publicists declined numerous requests for interviews with the singer or anyone connected with Miami-based Margaritaville Holdings. "He wants to be known as an artist and musician, but he's an extremely savvy businessman," said Brian Hiatt, an associate editor for Rolling Stone who covers the concert industry. Buffett is somewhat unique among aging crooners in that his fan base is broad, and is not tied solely to a string of past hit songs. For most of his career, Buffett had only one Billboard Top 10 hit, "Margaritaville," in 1977. What he offers his fans is an accessible fantasy. "Anyone of any age could imagine retiring to a tropical paradise and drinking margaritas," Haitt said. "There is something extra-musical about the whole thing." You don't have to go to a concert to buy his stuff. Margaritaville boat shoes and flip flops are found in shopping malls. Margaritaville Foods sells salsa, hummus, tortillas and dips in Wal-Mart and other stores. Landshark is sold in grocery stores, and Margaritaville tequila is in liquor stores. And concert tickets sell out in short order, despite prices that run well over $100. The Buffett brand is on a growth spurt, usually as a result of marketing deals. The Cheeseburger in Paradise chain was founded in 2002 and owned by OSI Restaurant Partners, owners of Outback Steakhouse, among others, under a license from Buffett. Landshark Lager, made by AnheuserBusch, and Margaritaville Tequila, made by Seagram, are sponsors of his concerts. Last May, the Trump Marina Hotel Casino in Atlantic City was purchased by Coastal Marina, LLC, which will convert it into a destination resort under the "Margaritaville" label. "Jimmy Buffett and his team at Margaritaville have created an extraordinary brand that is instantly recognizable to an enormously large and dedicated fan base," said Richard Fields, CEO of Coastal Development. "The brand implies quality, value and good times." Meanwhile, Harrah's Entertainment, Inc., has teamed up with Buffett to develop the $700 million Margaritaville Casino & Resort in Biloxi, Miss., near where Buffett was raised. That project has been delayed by the downturn in the nation's economy. But Harrah's and Buffett already have a profitable relationship. According to Buffett's Web site, the first Margaritaville opened in Key West, Fla., in 1987. The chain has since grown to 16 outlets, including a new one at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut . Margaritaville at the Flamingo Las Vegas takes in more than $43 million a year, said casino president Don Marrandino. "It's been pretty consistent for five years," Marrandino said. "It speaks to the Buffett lifestyle." Phlocking Phun NYC Metro North Long Island Brother Jimmy’s BBQ 8th Ave & 31st St. 2nd Friday of each month at 5:30 PM East Side Café 232 East Avenue Norwalk, CT 2nd Tuesday of each month at 6:30 PM. Zoinks West Islip, NY January 17, 2008 7 PM Ed Travers Live! Annual Clothing Drive The Metro Parrot Head Directory President: David Pohorylo 35 Boot Shop Lane Monroe, CT 06468 (203)261-1381 carpoh@aol.com Secretary: Marianne Straaik 25 Rhode Island Ave Massapequa, NY 11758 (516)795-4126 LI Coordinator Matt Smith (631)209-9691 liparrothead@optonline.n et Eastern LI Joe Lombardi (631)324-9354 Executive Vice President: Lorraine Bosshard 6 Mountainview Court Fort Salonga, NY 1178 (631) 757-4043 Treasurer: Peter Bosshard 6 Mountainview Court Fort Salonga, NY 1178 (631) 757-4043 Parrot Press/Banana Wind Editor Kerry-Anne Willett 12 Sylvan Road Rocky Point, NY 11778 (631)821-1170 Ticket Liaison Tom Dalton (631)979-8337 ragtoptom@optonline .net buffettfans@gmail.com NJ Coordinator Jim & Ellen Hill (973)994-2575 NYC Coordinator Terri Amundsen (718)956-5658 Upstate & Ct Coordinators Carol & David Pohorylo (203)261-1381 Western Coordinators Linda Peter/Larry DeGennaro funnfins@aol.com ldgenn93@aol.com 12 Sylvan Road Rocky Point, NY 11778 The METRO Parrot Head Club is a not-for-profit organization whose purposes are to assist community and environmental concerns and to provide a variety of social activities for people with similar tastes & interests. Anyone wishing further information should inquire by mail to the return address above . KEEP THE DATE! Jan 23-25 Midwinter Meltdown Manassas, Virginia February 7, 2009-Frosted Parrot Head Party The Savoy at the Huntington Hilton Feb. 8, 2009- CJPHC Mardi Gras Celebration Sawmill Café, Seaside Park, NJ February 28, 2009-NY Islander Game Nassau Coliseum, NY March 6-8, 2009 New England PH Convention Portland, ME June 5, 2009- Jim Morris Acoustic Café, Bridgeport, CT June 6, 2009 -Jim Morris & Big Bamboo Band Captain’s Cove Bridgeport, CT June 13-20, 2009 Belize with Jim Morris Nov. 5-8, 2009- Meeting of the Minds Registration is now open! Final Thought: It is estimated that Jimmy Buffett makes in the excess of $40 million annually. To help wrap your head around that number, here are a few items that cost $40 million: 1) President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration 2) an upgrade to Philadelphia’s police radios 3) flight aboard the Russian space shuttle to the International Space Station 4) total coaching, financing, training & medical costs for an Australian athlete to earn an Olympic Gold Medal 5) Bono’s new musical production of Spider-Man